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《辛普森家庭》

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(凌晨三點)

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我可以試吃芒果狂想嗎?

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(口味)
(死頸水果)

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現在換你為冰淇淋尖叫了,約翰維克四號

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(掐克力)
(棒打布朗尼)

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其實這是義式冰淇淋

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{\an8}(神奇糖霜)

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{\an8}(血腥聖代、絞殺蛋糕
尼歐三色冰淇淋、泡泡槍)

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{\an8}(殺手限定)
(冰涼饗宴)

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{\an8}媽媽不讓我看的暴力最讚了

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{\an8}該死

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{\an8}現場暴力場面

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{\an8}荷馬,快醒醒,有人出車禍

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{\an8}發生什麼事了?

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{\an8}有人出車禍

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{\an8}我們去湊熱鬧

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{\an8}美枝,妳用充電線當睡袍綁帶嗎?

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{\an8}我弄丟綁帶,霸子弄丟手機...

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{\an8}妳袖子上的痕跡是什麼?

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{\an8}我會隔著袖子拿烤盤

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{\an8}我的米爾豪斯
每年聖誕節都會買新的睡袍給我

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{\an8}拉菲用牙齒仙子給他的錢
買了這件雪尼爾紗睡衣給我

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{\an8}孩子們買給妳的睡袍,妳都不喜歡嗎?

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{\an8}他們沒有送過我睡袍

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{\an8}- 那是最經典的媽媽禮物
- 真是不敢相信

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{\an8}我的孩子們會送我手作藝品

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{\an8}例如手指火雞畫、蓋著通心麵的東西

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{\an8}聽起來他們只是送妳美術課的爛作業

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{\an8}摸摸看

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{\an8}我喜歡我孩子們
送我那些貼心又有藝術感的...

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{\an8}天啊,這是長毛絨

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{\an8}對,我的睡袍很好,只是稍微有磨損

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背後磨損得可多了

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我的股溝上緣

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過來

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{\an8}(奇幻天燈運輸)

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天啊

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真神奇,但我聞到人字拖燒焦的味道

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我的人字拖

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小心點,地上有裸露的電線

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謝謝你,荷馬

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你好罩

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你們有聽到嗎?柯克說我很罩

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他講的方式很蠢,但還是...

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如果你想要「罩」大家

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你應該在「驚怪警示」上
警告大家有裸露的電線

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這是向鄰居警告當地危險的應用程式

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我馬上來下載

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(掌控恐懼的力量)

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拍下危險事物再上傳,例如車禍

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夜行動物白天在路上趴趴走

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大家好,我是荷馬辛普森

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使用者名稱是辛哥

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常綠街上有一條裸露的電線

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被電擊到的風險有1000%

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1000%?我的寶寶可能會去玩那條電線

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他還沒出生,但就快了

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恭喜,你現在是驚怪警示團的一員

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等等,我沒戴眼鏡幾乎看不到我的名字

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要怎麼把名字變得和這些人的一樣大?

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他們是應用程式上的最佳警示者

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想讓自己的名字被看到嗎?

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- 你最好學會散播恐懼
- 我會的

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就算這是我做過最沒意義的事
我也要衝到排行榜的第一位

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霸子,我們得討論一下
要送媽媽什麼生日禮物

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我們講話的同時,我就快做好了

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(生日快樂,媽)

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我們不要再用義麵勞作品了

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什麼?在我最重要的水管麵階段?

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你有聽到那些愛評論的阿姨
怎麼說我們的禮物

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我們今年必須買禮物送媽媽

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我們要怎麼賺錢?
奧圖不再付錢買乾淨的尿做藥檢

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弗蘭德先生很大方

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我說服他訂購好多雜誌

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就連《時髦貓》都買?他的貓根本不時髦

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弗哥,我們想要賺外快
買我媽的生日禮物

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需要別人幫你收拾這一團混亂嗎?

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抱歉,我時常修剪草皮

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常言道,草皮就像住家的鬍子

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我們明白
我們只是覺得媽媽值得收到很棒的禮物

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但如果你不這麼覺得,也沒關係

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等一下

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你們清掉我家門前人行道上的兩片葉子

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我就給你們44元

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兩片都要嗎?

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好

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(靶心商場)
(我們的商標看起來像塔吉特)

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這間店裡什麼都有

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(雜貨)
(煙火、小貓)

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(奢華睡衣)

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這件會讓媽媽覺得溫暖又備受寵愛

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也能讓愛講閒話的三姑六婆閉嘴

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我就不跟你計較你的貶義用詞
因為她們確實很討厭

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{\an8}(初級特務)

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這是玩具嗎?

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(適合年齡:三到十三歲
間諜裝備及用具)

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對,但也是裝備

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有一支筆,但其實是錄音機

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還有能聽到幾英里外對話的竊聽器

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如果身陷險境,還有酸軟糖氰化物膠囊

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這能改變一切

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其實我內心深處知道我是個笨蛋

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(文憑)
(心理學博士)

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交出你的午餐費
不然我就在遊樂區播你大哭的錄音

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你也是,領結男

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竊聽器的用處很多

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好,酷妹會議現在開始

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我們決定最新的酷炫潮流
就是在大熱天戴耳罩

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不要隨便告訴路人,因為...

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大家好

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現在花枝也很酷,我們根本無能為力

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很好,哭吧,雪莉,哭吧

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好,這只是我的想法

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這組玩具和睡袍的價格一樣

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- 你是說我們...
- 妳知道我的意思

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同意吧,拜託,花枝

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我需要妳幫忙才能得到它

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媽媽從來不愛收禮物

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也是,她比較喜歡擁抱
或是看到我們開心

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但我們不能幫自己買間諜裝備
不買點東西送媽...

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霸子?

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(結帳)

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霸子,不能買

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你們想要申請靶心商場的信用卡嗎?

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我才八歲

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{\an8}對喔,妳申請不到

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{\an8}但申請就送靶心商場的燙衣板布套

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我們可以買間諜裝備
把燙衣板布套送給媽媽

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這樣就像送她全新的燙衣板

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(巴茲)

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我也要申請表,我們送她兩個燙衣板布套

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<i>祝妳生日快樂</i>

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(祝媽和美枝生日快樂)

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先拆我的禮物,我要去路上巡邏了

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我要讓市民驚慌

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能掛到我手鏈上的另一個串飾

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那個手鏈是史上最聰明的投資

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不管遇到什麼節日

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我都知道要再送妳一個串飾

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你真了解我

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我們結婚那麼多年,我最好是該知道

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接下來拆我的禮物

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(靶心商場)
(燙衣板布套)

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是燙衣板布套

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對,因為妳會燙衣服

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{\an8}確實是

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拆我的禮物,在靶心商場的袋子裡

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這個禮物包裝真有巧思

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{\an8}又是燙衣板布套

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女人只有一套燙衣板布套不夠用,對吧?

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謝謝你們兩個,我很喜歡

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我要上路巡邏了

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我再找到三個能夠警告大家的東西

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我就能超越警世蓋爾和假警報卡索的排名

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我們來幫忙收拾

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不用,我收就好

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你們為我做很多了

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喜歡妳的禮物吧?不要沉迷一整天喔

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{\an8}(指紋粉)

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{\an8}我們很快就會知道誰打破了...

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黃雀,這是彈弓,準備面對面討論

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收到,準備就緒

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間諜裝備好讚

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家裡所有祕密都被揭開了

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媽超愛她的禮物,她一直在碎碎唸

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我們真行,通話完畢

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收到,通話完畢

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(拜託,健貨)
(卡拉明洗劑)

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吵鬧遊樂場附近不得體的廣告牌

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保證有敗德的危險,不要讓小孩靠近

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感謝你提醒有不雅的雙關標語,辛哥

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拜託,「健貨」

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等等,我懂了,「健貨」就和「賤貨」...

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媽很討厭那個詞,相信我

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再發一個文,我就能成為前五名

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荷馬

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宗教狂熱分子跑過市區
可能是從犯罪現場逃跑

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盡量不要出門

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我成功了

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- 狂熱分子
- 我是第五名了

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我比大家都厲害

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才怪,你才不叫弗林克

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你是弗林克怪物,知道嗎?

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弗林克傷心

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不對,是弗林克怪物傷心
你有什麼毛病?

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好,其中一隻老鼠一直在吃撞球巧克

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到處都有巧克粉末

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不行,不要看彼此,看著我

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喂,史蒂夫

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嗨,美枝

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嗨,奈德

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是媽

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昨天的派對真開心

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我通常不會喝加冰塊的水

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整晚都醉醺醺的

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對,很好玩

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我不是故意要惹妳哭,怎麼了?

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這很蠢,我...

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我因為愚蠢的生日禮物感到難過
我覺得很慚愧

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感覺沒有蠢不蠢可言

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有些感覺很邪惡,但不蠢

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只是就連在我的生日,我也不受重視

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00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:05,313
他們好像不把我當人看

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00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:10,484
我不明白,為什麼她那麼傷心?

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00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:13,070
霸子,她覺得她沒被看到

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00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:14,530
什麼?我老是看到她啊

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她在我的手機聯絡人裡出現三次
名字是媽、媽咪和三明治

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00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:21,829
我們把她做的很多事視為理所當然

210
00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:26,834
想像一下如果她草草幫我們慶生
我們會作何感想

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00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:29,879
什麼?我沒關係,如果她只有...

212
00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,968
我們爛透了,通話完畢

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00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,928
收到,通話完畢

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就在今天早上

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我登上了「驚怪警示」
應用程式排行榜的第一名

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快看

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什麼?壞掉的灑水器嗎?

218
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,606
我們得警告大家

219
00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:51,942
這可能產生地陷,或讓小精靈現身

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00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:54,070
我是第一名警示者

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00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:57,490
我要警告大家有個間歇泉正湧出...

222
00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:04,580
等等,有個叫銀子彈的人
已經通報了「公園有垂直瀑布」

223
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,124
真會危言聳聽

224
00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:08,334
我被取代了嗎?

225
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:11,045
銀子彈現在是第一名警示者

226
00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:12,963
什麼?這傢伙是哪位?

227
00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:16,884
你的胖手指快不過銀子彈

228
00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:19,136
銀子彈,妳時日不多了

229
00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:21,305
說點我的醫生沒說過的話吧

230
00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:24,266
妳有一股臭老太婆的味道

231
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你也是

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00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:28,646
我有很多不同的味道

233
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,941
我們必須送媽媽新的禮物,有意義的禮物

234
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,275
(我們所知媽媽的一切)

235
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來列出我們知道關於媽媽的一切吧

236
00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:38,114
好,好主意

237
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,786
她的名字其實是瑪格麗特

238
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:44,995
很好,寫下來

239
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,498
(名字,瑪格麗特)

240
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,417
我知道了

241
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,086
她喜歡來聽我的爵士演奏會

242
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:56,090
其實沒有
她把《時人》雜誌藏在節目表裡

243
00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,136
為什麼這麼難?

244
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,847
我們應該了解把我們生出來的人

245
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,432
也許我們永遠無從知道

246
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,350
不如就送她間諜裝備

247
00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:08,853
接下來每天送早餐到她床邊吧?

248
00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:13,399
你知道媽媽用來裝回憶物品的箱子嗎?

249
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:17,111
我們用間諜裝備打開它如何?

250
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:19,947
歡迎走上歪路

251
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,034
{\an8}(外星人入侵的補給品)
(24瓶裝12盎司達夫啤酒)

252
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:24,952
(美枝的回憶)

253
00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:26,036
找到了

254
00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:30,499
不知道這個撬鎖工具有沒有用

255
00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:33,669
這只是玩具...

256
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:39,800
現在那些軟糖氰化物膠囊讓我有點擔心了

257
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,594
媽媽的出生證明

258
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:45,639
她叫瑪喬麗,不是瑪格麗特

259
00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:48,184
我們根本對她一無所知

260
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,436
{\an8}(美枝和彼迪)

261
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,855
{\an8}媽養過一隻叫彼迪的鸚鵡?

262
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:59,487
他們感情很好,就像我和勇哥

263
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:01,614
現在別吵,我很忙

264
00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:05,951
- 你看這張
- 看來媽媽的父母把彼迪送走了

265
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,536
(雅特車行)
(北湯斯伯格)

266
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我們剛剛得知關於她的一件事
外婆是混蛋

267
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,709
等一下,鸚鵡能活八十年左右

268
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,544
也許我們能找到彼迪

269
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:18,631
讓媽媽和她失聯已久的朋友團圓

270
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,134
這就像是送她一件會和她討餅乾吃的睡袍

271
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,511
我們該怎麼找到這個女人?

272
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:26,055
我們必須去北湯斯伯格

273
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,057
那裡很奇怪

274
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:31,101
米爾豪斯的爸爸
在幫那裡一間美沙冬診所轉招牌

275
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:33,646
但我們走吧,為了瑪格妮

276
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,772
瑪喬麗

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00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:35,856
隨便啦

278
00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:38,192
(春田公車站)
(北湯斯伯格)

279
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:41,487
要三小時才能到湯斯伯格?

280
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,571
好吧

281
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:45,908
我只能一直踢前面座椅
直到那個小螺絲釘掉下來

282
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:48,869
太沒規矩了吧

283
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:53,165
你必須踢靠近螺絲釘的地方,像這樣

284
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:56,877
太好了

285
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:04,718
(酒類、酒類與大麻
酒類、大麻與報稅協助)

286
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:07,888
這裡好糟糕,尼可拉斯凱吉
不就是在那個轉角發瘋的嗎?

287
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:09,640
對,就是那座雕像

288
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,141
(郵件)

289
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:13,310
就是那間修車廠

290
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:14,770
(雅特車行)

291
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:16,146
我們上吧

292
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:18,482
喂,黑手,看過這隻鳥嗎?

293
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:21,569
{\an8}看過,我記得牠,是克莉絲塔的鳥

294
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,070
{\an8}牠出了什麼事嗎?

295
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,613
你回答問題就好

296
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:27,241
克莉絲塔這個人有什麼料?

297
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,326
她經營一個街區外的手工藝品店

298
00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:30,995
她也賣酒類和大麻

299
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,788
- 走吧
- 不要出遠門

300
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:34,748
但明天是我姪女的婚禮

301
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,959
{\an8}我說了不要出遠門

302
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,043
{\an8}好吧

303
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:40,921
{\an8}小雪,是我,凡斯,我沒辦法去了

304
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:44,091
我不知道,某個小孩說我不能出遠門

305
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:46,594
我要奪回第一名警示者的寶座

306
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:49,972
要找個東西警告大家

307
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,058
從天而降的死亡

308
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:56,478
春田公園有樹枝掉落,不要靠近

309
00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:00,649
- 我們得馬上離開
- 我成功了

310
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:02,401
我是第一名警示者

311
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:05,529
撐不了多久的,你這肥胖醜八怪

312
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:10,075
我會像對待我兒子的鬆餅一樣
把你碎屍萬段

313
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:14,705
我會像對待我兒子的鬆餅一樣
把妳吞掉再拉出來

314
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:19,543
春田公園充滿了花粉

315
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:22,212
有肺的人應該避開這個地區

316
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,800
了無生氣的人躺在公園,可能有瓦斯外洩

317
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,511
癡呆老人對著鴨子池丟東西

318
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:31,555
遊憩區出現化學空氣攻擊

319
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,557
野餐區出現不明飛行物

320
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:36,977
可能是穿越時空來的飛龍風箏攻擊...

321
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,396
我先看到風箏的,你這大塊呆

322
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:43,317
發...發生什麼事了?

323
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:46,362
土壤支撐不了你的大屁股

324
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:50,157
也許撒旦聽到妳的聲音
決定把妳快速送到地獄

325
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:52,493
好啦,一人嗆一句很公平

326
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,745
我們該怎麼逃出地陷?

327
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,997
我弄掉了我的手機,你的手機在身邊嗎?

328
00:15:56,997 --> 00:16:00,000
沒有,大聲呼救就好,有人會聽到

329
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,837
- 救命,救救我,別救她
- 我們困在下面

330
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:06,131
快點,飛龍要來了

331
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:07,883
(克莉絲塔手工藝店)

332
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:10,177
對,彼迪,牠好聰明

333
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:11,595
什麼都能模仿

334
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:13,305
當時的政治人物

335
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:16,016
《價格猜猜猜》的猜錯鳴笛聲

336
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:19,603
我常常以為參賽者輸了,但其實沒有

337
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:22,940
為什麽妳好像在回憶往事?

338
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:26,360
我不小心把籠子打開,牠飛走了

339
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,363
我最後聽到的消息是
牠加入了一群野生鸚鵡

340
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,033
看來我們大老遠跑來卻要無功而返

341
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,368
不要出遠門

342
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,953
但我女兒的婚禮...

343
00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:39,581
小雪,壞消息

344
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:40,666
(超市)

345
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,126
我們再度讓媽媽失望了

346
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,420
我們好失敗

347
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,591
霸子,是彼迪

348
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,802
我們該怎麼引誘牠下來?

349
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:53,637
我想到了

350
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:56,098
霸子,你在偷偷錄音嗎?

351
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,892
我要講水費的事,正在等電話轉接

352
00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:00,894
不好意思,不,我不是在和你講話

353
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:03,313
我在和我很煩的兒子講話

354
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,606
- 好耶
- 抓到牠了

355
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:05,899
很煩的兒子

356
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:07,234
有人嗎?

357
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:09,820
你們這些白痴都沒聽到嗎?

358
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,948
沒人會救我們,我們把大家嚇跑了

359
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,575
很諷刺吧?

360
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:15,701
應該吧

361
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,078
不是,我是在問妳
我不知道「諷刺」是什麼意思

362
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,247
為什麼我們會變得這麼瘋狂?

363
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:22,041
我是在服務大眾

364
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,085
我警告過大家,壞掉的灑水器會導致地陷

365
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,170
鬼扯

366
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,089
你只是想要爭第一,我們都是

367
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:31,175
結果卻困在這裡

368
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,886
我想念陸地上的世界

369
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,430
等等,妳得分我吃

370
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,682
我們都需要體力才能打贏地下怪物

371
00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:41,477
休想,誰都別想搶我的偉特糖

372
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:47,858
好啦,妳有糖果,別再炫耀了

373
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,485
妳噎到了嗎?

374
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,028
等一下,我來救妳

375
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,905
等等,這就是諷刺嗎?

376
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,450
好啦,我來幫妳

377
00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,828
我能呼吸了

378
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:04,792
辛普森,與其說是散播恐懼,你其實是...

379
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,919
救人一命

380
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,003
謝謝

381
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:13,175
這才是我想追求的感覺
不是某個愚蠢的排行榜

382
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,718
我來幫妳逃出去

383
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:17,054
踩我的手,我推妳上去

384
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:21,600
有太多可以抓的地方

385
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:27,356
我會告訴大家你在底下

386
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:30,400
然後成為第一名警示者

387
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,610
吃屎吧

388
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:34,947
無毛陸地河馬困在地陷,同時...

389
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,282
她好差勁

390
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:40,869
媽,我們還有一個生日驚喜要送妳

391
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:45,707
- 真的嗎?
- 我們找到了妳最好的朋友

392
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,418
彼迪?

393
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:49,503
彼迪

394
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:54,049
怎麼...怎麼會這樣?怎麼會?

395
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:58,595
怎麼會這樣?怎麼會這樣?

396
00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:01,098
- 把牠弄下來,不然牠...
- 怎麼會這樣?

397
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:04,852
霸子,快幫忙

398
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,189
- 抱歉
- 我們以為牠愛妳

399
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:13,902
牠就是會用梳理頭髮和反芻在我身上
來表達對我的愛

400
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:16,613
我完全沒辦法交朋友,因為牠占有慾太強

401
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:24,121
我的...我的

402
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,835
那妳一開始怎麼會養牠?

403
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,337
我沒有,我想養小貓

404
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:34,590
我們鄰居要把他們的鸚鵡送人

405
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:38,719
因為彼迪會學貓叫,我爸覺得養牠就好了

406
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:39,887
喵

407
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,471
你才不像小貓

408
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,475
別擔心,我們帶牠回湯斯伯格

409
00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:47,060
牠和一群野生鸚鵡住在那裡

410
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:49,688
你們特地去到湯斯伯格?

411
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:54,193
我們想要送妳有特殊意義的生日禮物

412
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,613
對,我們搭公車回家的路上一直被瞪

413
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,198
彼迪有點種族歧視

414
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,158
這真是...

415
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:03,660
我們很抱歉

416
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:07,831
我們不是故意要用妳童年的噩夢寵物鳥
讓妳再度受創

417
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:10,417
我的寶貝們真棒

418
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,836
你們為了我做了這麼多

419
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:16,757
你們沒有不重視我,你們很重視我

420
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:23,555
對,因為妳知道的,我們把妳當人看

421
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,265
真心不騙

422
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,643
我們最愛的人

423
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:30,354
這真是...

424
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,316
你這小混...

425
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:38,779
誰想幫媽媽把彼迪丟在湯斯伯格?

426
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,197
- 我們要
- 我們要

427
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,383
{\an8}美枝,妳的睡袍真漂亮

428
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,134
{\an8}那是泰瑞毛絨的嗎?

429
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:04,721
{\an8}法國毛絨,來自法國泰瑞省

430
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:06,723
{\an8}- 天啊
- 法國

431
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,267
{\an8}是我的孩子們送我的

432
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,228
{\an8}我隨便穿上,要查看外面的聲響

433
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:14,481
{\an8}聲音應該是從那裡傳來的

434
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:17,150
{\an8}看看袖子多麽蓬鬆

435
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,694
{\an8}剛剛那是什麼聲音?

436
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,320
{\an8}我什麼都沒看到

437
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,907
{\an8}我們可能永遠無法解開這個謎團

438
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:25,325
- 看看睡袍飄逸的樣子
- 仙氣十足

439
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:26,410
展現一下

440
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:30,080
(聲響製造器)
(車禍)

441
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,499
任務達成,通話完畢

442
00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:34,418
{\an8}- 收到,通話完畢
- 收到,通話完畢

443
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,922
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