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《辛普森家庭》

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{\an8}春田兒童大獎賽的賽事來到最後一圈

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{\an8}賽車緊挨著彼此
就像皇家柯基犬的領結一樣緊

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{\an8}他們隨即來到了奶油小子彎

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{\an8}(孩童之力)
(泰諾)

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{\an8}(午餐小食)

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{\an8}車輛碰撞了

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{\an8}KF-1兒童一級方程式賽車的新星
似乎陷入困境

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{\an8}花枝辛普森

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{\an8}辛普森失控打轉

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{\an8}看看她多麼冷靜沉著

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{\an8}這位精力充沛的前青春期選手在任何車裡

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{\an8}都從未感到絲毫不安

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{\an8}(兩個月前)

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{\an8}爸,你會撞到分隔島

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{\an8}一切都在我掌握之中

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{\an8}(《彈弓愛好者》)
(傳奇人物之死)

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{\an8}(春田市運輸局)

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{\an8}霸子,去練足球,上...上

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{\an8}得分

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{\an8}爸,拜託,你不需要這麼趕

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{\an8}切車?看我回敬你

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{\an8}他才沒有切車

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{\an8}他只是在開車

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{\an8}希望你喜歡煞車
因為你今天要煞車煞到飽,寶貝

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{\an8}爸,不要再連續急煞擋車了

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{\an8}減速丘,親愛的,我們要飛高高

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{\an8}(庫斯提漢堡)

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(兒童諮商中心)
(治療大腦痛痛的地方)

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最討厭早到了

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辛普森夫婦,如你們所知
花枝最近一直有失控的感覺

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導致她的廣泛性焦慮症惡化

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我知道,我知道情況越來越嚴重

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她以前只有右眼會不規律跳動

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之後會換成哪裡跳動呢?

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媽,妳一定要現在打毛線嗎?

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我擔心時就會打毛線

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美枝是我們家負責擔心的人
所以我能當個酷老爸

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再說,我能得到很棒的擔心毛衣

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美枝織這件是因為
霸子吞了一個九伏特電池

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我還得用金屬探測器找電池

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話說,我今天之所以找你們倆來

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是因為花枝在上次療程有重大進步

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太棒了

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醫生,真是太感謝妳了
我真是鬆了一口氣

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花枝,無論妳焦慮症的原因為何

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我們都會排除萬難、加以解決

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辛普森先生,其實就是你的開車方式

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妳剛剛說什麼?

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爸,你開車可以不要那麼猛

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我都開在速限內耶

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你至少聽一下醫生的建議...

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藍尼覺得我的開車技術很棒

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什麼事都是我的錯,我也可以怪妳

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妳是個爛駕駛,我開得比妳快

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醫生,我很抱歉...

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妳竟敢讓我女兒有這樣的想法

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辛普森先生
我們能等你不開車時再談嗎?

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你先過,你先過

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你翻車了嗎?

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別想審判我

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你兩週後要出庭受審

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嗨,醫生,謝謝妳治好拉菲

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我們家裡又能放鋁箔紙了

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之後再聊

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醫生,我們該怎麼辦?

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我有一個點子

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(認知行為中心)
(前身為電療治療所)

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我們在這裡採用沉浸療法

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我們讓病患暴露於他們的恐懼症

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如此他們的習慣性反應就會隨時間降低

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怪物,全都是怪物

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他怕馬桶座墊上的細菌嗎?

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不是,他怕烤雞

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花枝,如果我們能運用暴露療程
讓妳在車內感到自在

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也許就能協助妳克服其他焦慮

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好吧,我會不惜代價

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我得警告妳,過程不會太愉快

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{\an8}(歡樂園家庭遊樂中心)
(要這麼開心才能入園)

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透過駕駛卡丁車

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妳能在自己和汽車的互動當中
感受到掌控的感覺

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我不想開車,開藥給我就好

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不,等等,不要吃藥,吃了就會麻木不仁

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但我的房間變得好乾淨

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但我都不笑了,但心中有一股平靜

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但草生長的聲音好吵

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花枝,一切都會變好的
深呼吸,踩一點油門

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不,我不要,我絕不讓步

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看到沒?我差點殺了輪胎

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我們盡力了

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我要離開這裡

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我得把車開回出發的區域...

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其實不糟嘛

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好快喔

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我們可以嘗試別的方法

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他們總是在研發新療程

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我本來很希望這個方法有效

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真的有用

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我終於全面掌控了

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醫生,妳治好她了

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我們不喜歡用「治好」這個詞

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但我不介意說這是「奇蹟」

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(歡樂園)

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{\an8}約翰凡謝茲佛德三世在轉彎處切西瓜

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{\an8}手法比他媽
幫雞蛋豆苗三明治的吐司切邊還要狠

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(飆速)

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{\an8}他可能飆到每小時三十英里

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{\an8}(金魚,寶可夢GO)
(幫寶適拉拉褲)

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(高潮迭起)

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稍有閃失,出遊日就完了

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(各路媽寶)

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{\an8}無法無天

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《兒童一級方程式賽車:閃電卡丁車》

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第五集:飛快花枝

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{\an8}稱霸地方賽後
花枝辛普森將首次登上KF-1賽道

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{\an8}最頂尖的國際卡丁車賽道

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{\an8}(切斯特亞柏戴)
(兒童瘋卡丁新聞頻道)

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世界各地的車迷將首度目睹

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花枝在賽道上的無比自信

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我等不及要上場了

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我認為重點不是輸贏,而是控制

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我以前常常擔驚受怕

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但賽車時,世界飛快運轉

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我卻有十足的掌控

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火力全開,心如止水

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我隨時都能感受到

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有一天我第一次考了A-

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沒什麼大不了

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糟糕,我能撕掉考卷嗎?
我會被扣更多分嗎?

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有人有膠帶嗎?

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花枝很擅長一直繞圈圈

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她無法撼動的行為讓人不禁納悶

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「這位無所畏懼的賽車奇才
究竟從何而來?」

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她是希臘航運大亨的富家女嗎?

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還是荷蘭航運大亨的大小姐?

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她到底是哪一國大亨的千金?

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事實上,她來自一個
鮮為人知的賽車落後之地

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希望我沒唸錯,美國

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她母親不過是一介家庭主婦
沒有家族遺產或富裕的亡夫

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她可悲的人生充滿了微不足道的小成功

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找到了

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真是浪費生命

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花枝的父親...是個浪費社會資源
愛傻笑的肥胖禿頭佬...

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最近因為危險駕駛遭定罪
被判要做社區服務

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我在節目上看起來還行吧?

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不太可能

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糖果

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該死

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儘管她出生卑微

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花枝辛普森已經準備好拿下

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今年秋季KF-1卡丁車季的國際榮耀

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好巧不巧,賽事將在她的故鄉春田舉行

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(春田兒童大獎賽)

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我們要熱烈歡迎這些有錢的賽車兒童

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還有超火辣的花瓶媽

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好耶

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歐洲賽車隊降臨春田...

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(奧許庫許童裝)

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一如往常,最有機會奪冠的就是
義大利的杜炫隊

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隊內魅力十足的巨星是保羅帕勒提...

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{\an8}(第一名)

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運動服大亨費拉芬迪帕勒提之子...

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(《運動服日常》)

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{\an8}他將駕駛七號「孩童之力」泰諾卡丁車

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{\an8}(七號,保羅帕勒提)

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(杜炫隊)

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美國真是噁爛到讓人喜愛的國家

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有一堆槍枝和「鄉吧佬」

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所有電視劇都在演芝加哥、大火和警察

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還有做牛肉三明治的大熊主廚

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保羅好喜歡,超愛

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(春田小學)

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他們搭機環遊世界的生活方式
遭遇了阻礙

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保羅和其他歐洲卡丁車選手
必須去公立小學上課

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受到愚蠢無聊官僚員工的嚴密監控

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我不無聊啊

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儘管這些小孩有錢到極點
我相信他們還是能融入大家

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並沒有

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你怎麼知道?事情又還沒發生

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但還是發生了

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喂,我點了小牛佐酸豆,這是什麼?

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熱狗佐焗豆

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為什麼妳那麼恨我的嘴巴?為什麼?

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看看那個悲傷的外國小孩

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他正需要一個普通美國人出手利用他

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有什麼問題嗎?

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這個魁梧的女士想要毒死保羅

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別哭了,皮諾丘

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這裡一切歸我管

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只是需要一點點酬勞

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要多少都行

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什麼顏色的鈔票都給你一張
紫色、藍色、綠色,再一張紫色

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終於遇到一個沒有口音的人了

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霸羅密歐,你讓保羅好開心

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你是杜炫隊的一員了

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你要多少就有多少

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發啊...發啊,一路發

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各位紳孩,啟動二衝程引擎

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{\an8}真不敢相信

200
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{\an8}我女兒第一次參加國際卡丁車大賽

201
00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:32,381
{\an8}妳有擦防曬乳嗎?

202
00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:34,175
{\an8}我穿了防焰車衣

203
00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:38,304
{\an8}妳爸爸來了,他做完社區服務了

204
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,473
他終於能看到我賽車了

205
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,476
我絕對不會因為皮納塔裡面的水果糖

206
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,145
錯過我們家小丹妮卡派翠克的比賽

207
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,065
{\an8}那些孩子沒有檢查腳

208
00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:51,233
{\an8}(生日快樂,米爾豪斯)

209
00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:58,741
親愛的,我知道賽車速度很快
但我確定花枝很安全

210
00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:01,160
沒什麼好擔心的

211
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,370
我不擔心

212
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:05,164
拜託,妳一定會有點擔心

213
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:07,833
不會,我看過花枝賽車很多次了

214
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:10,753
她技術一流,而且很安全

215
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:13,547
但是妳是我們家負責擔心的人

216
00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:16,509
如果妳不擔心,就代表會有擔心真空

217
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:19,929
我就必須擔心,而且吸地板也是妳的工作

218
00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,766
天啊,看看她開多快

219
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,976
我一點都不煩惱

220
00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:28,521
那我就煩惱到極點了

221
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,189
我需要打毛線緩解壓力

222
00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,441
放輕鬆,荷馬,她會贏

223
00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:35,277
{\an8}代表她會開得比其他人都快

224
00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:36,821
我到底在織什麼?

225
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,698
是高爾夫球桿套

226
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:47,623
{\an8}可惡

227
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:49,291
{\an8}(第一名)

228
00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:52,086
該為一夜美夢做準備了

229
00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:56,340
這些是不讓妳做惡夢的泰迪熊

230
00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:59,719
我把小夜燈開成「除妖模式」

231
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,223
爸,我不需要這些

232
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:08,644
我不再感到焦慮了,一切都多虧了你

233
00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:10,187
- 我嗎?
- 對

234
00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:15,651
你的危險駕駛讓我面對我的恐懼
並參加卡丁車比賽

235
00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:17,361
都是因為你

236
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,908
我的錯,都是我的錯

237
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:27,163
是我,花枝瑪利歐

238
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:30,166
(開始)

239
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:38,674
多虧我爸,我賭上了自己的性命

240
00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:41,677
我是夢境裡的米爾豪斯

241
00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:47,641
是我,瓦利歐

242
00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:51,312
我糟糕的養育方式讓妳走上絕路

243
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,773
創傷炸彈

244
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,735
是我,瓦利歐

245
00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:58,819
全都是我的錯

246
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:04,283
保羅,你喜歡這裡的氛圍嗎?

247
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:05,451
低音不夠?

248
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,827
低音太多?

249
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,746
減弱低音要花點錢

250
00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:11,791
{\an8}(番茄醬)

251
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,168
瓶裝番茄醬服務?

252
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:18,798
你如法炮製了米蘭的做法
只是這裡的人都又肥又醜

253
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,549
霸托路奇,我愛你

254
00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:21,884
給你錢

255
00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,887
不好意思,義大利麵先生

256
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,347
門口有人在找你

257
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:30,059
他不在名單上,但他自稱是校長?

258
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,393
我就是校長

259
00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:34,480
霸子辛普森,來我辦公室找我
也就是這裡

260
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:39,735
霸提希摩,這個繫聚酯纖維領帶的男子
讓我好難過

261
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:41,403
交給我處理

262
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:44,198
西摩,你下午就放個假吧?

263
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,742
來,幫你媽修個車吧

264
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:49,829
那句話最好沒有別的意思,小伙子

265
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:54,291
斯金納校長
麻煩你幫我看看班上倉鼠的訃聞

266
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:57,795
「自殺身亡」和「自殺生亡」
哪個才對?

267
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:02,842
大家快看,是我的勁敵

268
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,427
好好享受一次的勝利

269
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:07,847
妳只是曇花一現

270
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,766
我才是永遠的王者

271
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:13,978
保羅會重新站上頒獎台

272
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,522
你一定會的,你是很棒的賽車選手

273
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,441
看到她怎麼嘲諷我的嗎?

274
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:21,819
霸子,我恨她和她的家人

275
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:25,322
說說這個女生的壞話,說什麼我都認同

276
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:27,157
我沒見過她

277
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:30,286
但我看她那個樣子就知道
她是個愛親動物

278
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:33,747
會編輯維基百科的次女
打嗝有花椰菜味,放屁有豆腐味

279
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:36,792
甚至不會為了歐元,幫她哥寫作業

280
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:43,382
但這個和你沒有關聯的女生打敗了我

281
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:48,637
我的大拇指都腫起來了,因為一直這樣

282
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:50,347
{\an8}(特級初榨橄欖油)

283
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:51,640
{\an8}真厲害

284
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,143
我來了,媽

285
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:56,896
我不能讓妳去

286
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,731
賽車太危險了

287
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,482
爸,沒關係

288
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,776
我昨晚夢到我是瓦利歐

289
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:05,738
我在彩虹之路上
用炸彈把妳炸到失去意識

290
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:11,076
我不會因為你做瘋狂的《瑪利歐賽車》夢
就陷入危險

291
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,870
《瑪利歐賽車》是什麼?

292
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,372
我要去賽車

293
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,499
我有責任要確保妳的安全

294
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:21,211
你以前像個瘋子一樣開車時
根本不在乎這些

295
00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:25,215
透過奇蹟般的療程
我終於能夠掌控自己的道路

296
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:26,800
而且我樂在其中

297
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:30,596
這時候你卻來關心我的安全?

298
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,348
妳的總結非常完整

299
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,766
所以妳會待在家裡囉?

300
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,101
不,由我說了算

301
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:42,483
美枝,阻止她,我從沒這麼擔心過

302
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,652
我從沒這麼放鬆過

303
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,195
對了,媽,我可以開車嗎?

304
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,863
當然,試試看吧

305
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:51,200
不

306
00:15:55,871 --> 00:16:01,293
今天KF-1卡丁車季的最高潮
在春田兩英里環形賽道展開

307
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:05,506
這座可悲的廢墟曾經是
蓬勃發展的乳頭流蘇製造業重鎮

308
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:06,924
(春田)
(流蘇工藝)

309
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:09,677
蠢老爸竟然在擔心我的安危

310
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,554
{\an8}還記得他把我忘在
文藝復興市集的那次嗎?

311
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:15,015
{\an8}我還得請火雞腿少婦載我回家

312
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:18,477
{\an8}寶貝,妳爸不習慣當緊張的那個人

313
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,146
{\an8}他只是在為自己著想

314
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,773
謝謝你特地飛來,畢皮

315
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:26,276
我知道少了祕密武器,保羅就沒辦法賽車

316
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:27,236
{\an8}(易碎)

317
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,533
(義式冰淇淋)

318
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:39,456
{\an8}霸子,你還記得保羅喜歡義式冰淇淋

319
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:44,795
{\an8}因為我一而再再而三告訴你
我愛義式冰淇淋

320
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:49,133
{\an8}你是我非親生的好兄弟

321
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:52,177
{\an8}看來你就是霸子的新義大利朋友

322
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,929
{\an8}祝你好運

323
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:56,432
{\an8}運氣夠好才能贏霸子的妹妹

324
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:03,856
霸子辛普森,你是花枝辛普森的哥哥?

325
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:07,359
只是有血緣關係

326
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:26,420
「歐元垃圾」...

327
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,598
週一、週二、週三、週四...

328
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:43,771
霸子,你就像折斷麵包棒一樣
狠狠傷了我的心

329
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:44,980
該死

330
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,029
你不去看比賽喔?

331
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,864
我太擔心花枝了

332
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,157
我唯一的女兒...

333
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,241
還有瑪格喔

334
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,078
開著燃燒的死亡汽車狂飆

335
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,830
為什麼沒人在乎花枝的安危?

336
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,415
她沒事,看到沒?

337
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:07,753
從頭位出發的花枝辛普森馬上展開攻勢

338
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:11,215
什麼是「攻勢」?
為什麼要展開攻勢?那安全嗎?

339
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,009
蠢杜炫隊

340
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:17,096
那群歐元混蛋忘了把我退出群組

341
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,180
(杜炫隊)

342
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,307
{\an8}「搞破壞」?

343
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:24,186
那是某種美味的香辣火腿嗎?

344
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,772
他們對花枝的卡丁車動過手腳

345
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,774
天啊,我就知道她有危險

346
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:32,945
我的過度反應其實一點都不過度

347
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,906
春田兒童大獎賽的賽事來到最後一圈

348
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:38,826
賽車緊挨著彼此
就像皇家柯基犬的領結一樣緊

349
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,911
他們隨即來到了奶油小子彎

350
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,955
完美,杜炫隊

351
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,666
你們弄鬆了花枝卡丁車上的
所有螺栓,厲害

352
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,296
{\an8}車輛碰撞了

353
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:56,385
在風暴中心,我心無波瀾

354
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:03,142
{\an8}她的輪胎怎麼沒有掉?

355
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:11,316
{\an8}好,少了一個輪胎,煞車失靈

356
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,860
還是在掌控之中

357
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:17,447
好,無法掌控了,但我還是很冷靜

358
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:20,450
天啊,我的心理諮商師好厲害

359
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,286
她要死了

360
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:29,668
美枝,我學到教訓了
我說得沒錯,花枝不安全

361
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:40,971
爸

362
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,055
別擔心,寶貝女兒

363
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:45,058
既然是我害妳淪落這般田地
我就要拯救妳

364
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:47,519
用瘋子開車法

365
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,107
待在我後面

366
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,904
{\an8}你用連續急煞擋住我

367
00:19:56,904 --> 00:20:00,240
但我是懷著滿滿的愛擋妳

368
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:08,248
{\an8}我輸了,賽車真愚蠢

369
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:14,838
{\an8}現在我要隱退到伊比薩島
過著沙灘DJ的恬靜生活

370
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:15,964
{\an8}真慘

371
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:22,387
爸,謝謝你,你讓我覺得很安全

372
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:25,224
妳永遠不用怕

373
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:29,037
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