1 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:06,339 ♪ The Simpsons ♪ 2 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:12,137 {\an8}[crows] 3 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:14,139 {\an8}I really hope you chumps are happy 4 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:16,141 {\an8}because I had to open up at 6:00 a.m. here. 5 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:18,727 {\an8}Thank you, Moe. And thank you, Pro Football, 6 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:22,230 {\an8}for playing your worst games every year in London. 7 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:25,692 {\an8}Yeah, the game starts so early, now we can spend Sunday morning 8 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:28,486 {\an8}as God intended, not in church. 9 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:31,614 {\an8}And still drunk from last night. 10 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:33,992 {\an8}[commentator] Welcome back to Wembley Stadium 11 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:35,493 {\an8}where the score at the interval 12 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:40,373 {\an8}is Jacksonville Jaguars 25, Buffalo Williams nil. 13 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:42,917 {\an8}Oh, boy. I got a hundred quid on the Jaguars, 14 00:00:42,917 --> 00:00:44,669 {\an8}and I don't even know how much that is. 15 00:00:44,669 --> 00:00:48,673 {\an8}I'm Buffalo all the way. Ten bob, six shillings, baby. 16 00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:52,010 {\an8}Hey, you know, I've dabbled in a lot of "anonymouses," but never gambling. 17 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:55,847 {\an8}Yeah, I always thought betting was for class acts like, uh, James Bond, 18 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:58,516 {\an8}uh, Pete Rose, uh, Secretariat. 19 00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:00,226 {\an8}Why don't you give it a try, Moseph? 20 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:02,979 {\an8}Yeah. Make one little bet on the next game. 21 00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:05,815 {\an8}Baltimore, Detroit. It's harmless fun. 22 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:09,194 {\an8}[mumbles] Yeah, all right. I guess I could bet a buck. 23 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:11,029 {\an8}That's nothing to get too worked up about. 24 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,113 {\an8}[Moe grunts] 25 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:15,825 {\an8}[Homer grunting] 26 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:18,912 {\an8}[Homer] The walrus has his own money. 27 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:21,498 {\an8}[commentator] And we are underway here in Baltimore 28 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:24,709 {\an8}as the Ravens take on the Detroit Lions. 29 00:01:24,709 --> 00:01:26,503 Beautiful day for football. 30 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:28,254 And Detroit scores. 31 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:29,798 Baltimore ties it up! 32 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:31,424 Detroit kick is good. 33 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:32,967 Touchdown Baltimore! 34 00:01:32,967 --> 00:01:34,803 And Detroit is coming back. 35 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:36,596 Baltimore retakes the lead. 36 00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:39,390 Man, this game could go either way. 37 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:41,226 Detroit player injured. 38 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:43,686 Baltimore just might pull it out. 39 00:01:43,686 --> 00:01:46,981 Oh, my God. I'm gonna win. Turns out I was a winner all my life. 40 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:52,028 [commentator] Oh, but what's this? Detroit scores a last-second safety. 41 00:01:52,028 --> 00:01:54,781 And the Lions are victorious. 42 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:57,909 The who scores an "un-what" and the where's are "what-torious"? 43 00:01:57,909 --> 00:02:00,578 Geez. Tough luck, Moe. You lost. 44 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:02,247 Damn you, Baltimore! 45 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:05,125 You crab-infested Edgar Allen Poe munchers. 46 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,543 [mutters] 47 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:09,295 Ah, calm down, Moe. It was just a dollar. 48 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:12,715 To you, it was just a dollar. To me, it was a whole simoleon. All right? 49 00:02:12,715 --> 00:02:14,467 - Get the hell out of here. All of youse. - [yelping] 50 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:17,095 - Bar's closed. You too, Slump-o. - [Homer] We're leaving. 51 00:02:18,429 --> 00:02:19,430 Slump-o? 52 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:25,353 I don't like the sound of that squish. 53 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:29,732 Guys, I think Larry's... 54 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:32,193 dead. 55 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:38,116 I don't know why we had to come here. Funerals are stupid. 56 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:40,201 You're all excused from coming to mine. 57 00:02:40,201 --> 00:02:42,287 Good. I had something that day anyway. 58 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,205 [whispers] I didn't have anything that day. 59 00:02:44,205 --> 00:02:46,541 Homie, you have to pay your respects. 60 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:49,127 You spent more time with Larry than your own kids. 61 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,503 That's not true at all. 62 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:53,047 Who's my best friend? What's my favorite subject? 63 00:02:53,047 --> 00:02:56,426 Who do I admire most in the world? How old am I? And what color is my bike? 64 00:02:56,426 --> 00:03:00,013 Pass. Pass. Crackle from Snap, Crackle and Pop. Pass. 65 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:03,057 And trick question, you have a skateboard. 66 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:07,312 Huh. I'm strangely comforted by the passes. 67 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:11,900 [Marge] Wow. Light turnout. 68 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:17,197 I'm so glad you guys could make it. 69 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:20,200 How could we not? Larry was around. 70 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,119 So, we just throw some money into this tip jar here? 71 00:03:23,119 --> 00:03:26,873 What's the right amount? One? Five? One? 72 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:30,418 This is gonna take a while. Wanna crash a few funerals? 73 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:32,712 Meh. I'm already wearing a dress. 74 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:38,092 So, as you sail alone 'cross the wide and dark seas of eternity, 75 00:03:38,092 --> 00:03:41,304 you shall remain evermore in our hearts. 76 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:44,849 Yar-IP, my feathered friend. 77 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:50,855 You always said that you wanted one of these, Polly, and now you have one. 78 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:54,150 [all crying] 79 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:59,489 [chuckles] Check me out, Lis. I'm bearing pall. [grunts] 80 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:03,493 Aunt Eunice, you saw us through so much, triumph and sorrow. 81 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:07,163 And it's a comfort to know that you died at 92 of natural causes. 82 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:11,167 Natural causes? She clearly died from the vaccine. 83 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:13,836 You shut up, Robert F. Quimby Jr. 84 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:17,757 You're an embarrassment to this family. And that's saying a lot. 85 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,550 [organ plays] 86 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:21,261 Sorry I'm late. Uh... 87 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,637 Who we doing today? 88 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:27,433 A sad balding drunk who hung out at Moe's. 89 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:28,518 Got it. 90 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:33,231 Homer Simpson was a beloved pillar of this community. 91 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:36,234 He thinks you died. Do something. 92 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:39,988 Why? He's saying nice things. You never call me a pillar. 93 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:43,074 - [whispering] - He's not? Are you sure? 94 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:49,163 [groans] Anyhoo. 95 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:52,792 And now a few words from Larry's mother, 96 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,711 Iris Dalrymple. 97 00:04:57,213 --> 00:05:02,051 Well, my Lawrence always talked about his best friends, 98 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:04,637 the fellows at Moe's Tavern. 99 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:07,348 It would warm my heart if they came up 100 00:05:07,348 --> 00:05:11,227 and shared fond memories of my son. 101 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,355 I'm not talking. You talk. 102 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:15,815 - I didn't know him. - No one did. 103 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,191 Your stool was closest. 104 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:22,238 Perhaps one of you could talk about Larry's love of fishing. 105 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:23,573 Uh. Um. 106 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:27,994 One time, we went to this great fishing lake, Lake Fish. 107 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,580 Oh, yeah. Fish Lake was full of... 108 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:33,166 fish. 109 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,085 You know who always caught the biggest fish? 110 00:05:36,085 --> 00:05:37,253 Who? Who? 111 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:39,881 [stammers] I wanna say Larry. 112 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:42,759 - [chuckles] Big Fish Larry. - Oh, yeah. Larry indeed. 113 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:45,553 - [Lenny] Watch out, fish. - What a true story. 114 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:49,057 [sighs] 115 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:52,393 Why did you never take the time to get to know this man? 116 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:55,855 Hey, at least we came, huh? Hey, Barney totally blew this off. 117 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:59,275 Said he had something more important to do. Uh, selfish jerk. 118 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,780 [in Spanish] The well is complete. 119 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:08,117 Your village finally has clean water! 120 00:06:08,117 --> 00:06:09,952 [villagers cheering] 121 00:06:09,952 --> 00:06:11,037 [belches] 122 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:14,874 Marge, Larry just didn't fit into our band of bros. 123 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,251 The four of us are closer than close. 124 00:06:17,251 --> 00:06:19,128 Yeah, we're like the Sex and the City broads. 125 00:06:19,128 --> 00:06:20,713 Except, uh, super gross. 126 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:23,383 Yeah, Larry just wasn't part of our deal. 127 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,760 Because you never asked him to be. 128 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:29,597 All he ever wanted was a simple human connection. 129 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:34,268 But instead, he died unloved in a bar. 130 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:36,104 [Homer groans] 131 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:41,901 [singers] ♪ Ah Look at all the lonely barflies ♪ 132 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:48,699 ♪ Ah, look at all the lonely barflies ♪ 133 00:06:49,867 --> 00:06:53,621 ♪ Larry the barfly Sat at a stool every night ♪ 134 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:55,706 ♪ And he ordered a beer ♪ 135 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:58,334 ♪ Shedding a tear ♪ 136 00:06:58,334 --> 00:07:02,171 ♪ Look at him eating Checking his phone all alone ♪ 137 00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:04,424 ♪ As he sits with his pain ♪ 138 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:07,135 ♪ Chicken chow mein ♪ 139 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:10,096 ♪ All the lonely Larrys ♪ 140 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:13,891 ♪ They all come to an end ♪ 141 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:16,936 ♪ All the lonely Larrys ♪ 142 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:23,234 ♪ Forgotten by their friends ♪ 143 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:25,987 Is it possible we're terrible people? 144 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:30,408 Yes. But the one I'm really disappointed in is Lenny. 145 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:31,409 What? 146 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:35,496 You just always struck me as a sensitive guy with a good heart. 147 00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:36,831 I did? 148 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:42,587 I'm so sorry to interrupt, gentlemen, but I found this in my son's room. 149 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:46,174 [all gasp] 150 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:47,884 It's all five of us. 151 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:51,345 Hey, it kinda looks like we're in front of Serenity Falls. 152 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:57,018 I know. We should all take Larry's ashes there, together. 153 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:59,812 - [Moe, Homer, Carl] Huh? - It's the sensitive thing to do. 154 00:08:01,939 --> 00:08:04,942 [gasps] That's a wonderful idea. 155 00:08:04,942 --> 00:08:08,362 I can't go to Serenity Falls. It sounds stressful. 156 00:08:08,946 --> 00:08:12,492 - [Marge grunts] - And I love stress. 157 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:15,578 [Lenny] The four amigos are on the road. 158 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:17,788 Or should I say five? 159 00:08:17,788 --> 00:08:24,420 [singers] ♪ All the lonely barflies Confronting mortal dread ♪ 160 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:27,632 ♪ Their souls in need of searching ♪ 161 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:33,679 ♪ They booze it up instead ♪ 162 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:39,477 See, Larry? We're not so bad. 163 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:43,022 We're taking you to your special place, Serenity Falls. 164 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:46,234 Let's get this over with. I got a big date with my girl. 165 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:49,487 Naima is taking me to see the reunited Kool & The Gang. 166 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:51,489 Didn't she date one of the gang? 167 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:54,283 One of? She dated Kool. 168 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:56,369 - [Lenny] Wow. - [Homer] Whoa. Cool. 169 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:02,500 {\an8}We spent a million hours with this guy but he never felt like one of us. 170 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:07,171 He was a drunk, and we're just social drinkers who also drink alone. 171 00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:08,381 Two different worlds. 172 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:11,300 I just hope that if Larry knew we were doing this, 173 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,094 it would make him happy. 174 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:17,056 Yeah. As happy as Naima when she was dishing it out to Kool, huh? 175 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:18,266 Would you shut up? 176 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:20,935 Sorry, sorry. Hey, let's listen to some music, huh? 177 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:24,021 Get your mind off of, uh, you know, things. 178 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:25,606 ♪ Get down on it ♪ 179 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:27,608 ♪ Get down on it ♪ 180 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:28,776 [Carl groans] 181 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:30,111 [crickets chirping] 182 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:35,283 Could you turn off the light? 183 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,493 And leave Larry all alone in the dark? 184 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:39,662 [chuckles] Can you believe this guy? 185 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:41,872 Larry's not here. He's dead. 186 00:09:41,872 --> 00:09:43,291 His ghost is here. 187 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,793 All right, come on, Lenny. Ghosts ain't real, huh? 188 00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:47,086 Yes, they are. 189 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,755 I believe that Larry's ghost is hovering above us, 190 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:54,510 blowing out birthday candles, helping figure skaters land their jumps, 191 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:58,222 and cooling down hot soup with his icy cold ghost finger. 192 00:09:58,222 --> 00:10:00,558 Lenny, Lenny, Lenny. 193 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:05,146 Everybody knows that when you die, your soul becomes cosmic energy 194 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,231 until your consciousness is reborn 195 00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:10,693 as a creature that befits your metaphysical station, 196 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:13,946 be it mighty moose or a proud paramecium. 197 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:15,948 Shut your traps, you deluded freaks. 198 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:19,577 Here's the deal. When you croak, it's just a sad silent void. 199 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:21,954 Nothing. And it's not even a regular nothing. 200 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:24,040 It's an absence of everything, huh? 201 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:28,336 Where no matter how hard you think, you can't imagine how nothing it is. 202 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:31,714 Like that abandoned mall where the JCPenney's is full of bears? 203 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,215 - [bear growls] - No. 204 00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:34,967 [scoffs] You're all wrong. 205 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,428 Why have questions when we have the Bible? 206 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,597 I didn't serve 20 years to life in church 207 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:42,475 not to cash in on those frequent prayer miles. 208 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:46,187 I can't wait till I die so I can slide in next to Larry 209 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:52,109 and eat buffalo angel wings for all eternity without a celery stick in sight. 210 00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:53,486 - Ghosts. - Void. 211 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,154 - Space moose. - Wings. 212 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:56,906 Don't listen to them, Ghost Larry. 213 00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:02,578 Void! 214 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,998 First pee of the day. Let's make it count. 215 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:07,875 [yawning] 216 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:13,464 [gasps] Larry, get back in your jar. 217 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:16,550 What the hell is this? 218 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:21,222 And this? And this? What parts of Larry were these? 219 00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:24,642 [grunting] 220 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:25,851 [whistles] 221 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:28,229 Hey, Homer. What you doing down there? 222 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:34,819 Sweet Tabasco Sally. Is thems what I think thems is? 223 00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:40,241 Hmm. Sapphires. 224 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:43,077 Larry's ashes were full of them. What gives? 225 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:46,288 Larry must have had these Smurf stones crammed up his wazoo 226 00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:47,790 when they "crematized" him. 227 00:11:48,582 --> 00:11:51,919 He must have been moving stolen gems across the northern border 228 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:54,797 by stuffin' 'em up his southern pass. [chuckles] 229 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:58,092 All I knows is Larry is dead, and we are rich. 230 00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:01,387 Oh, my God. You're right. We gotta tell Lenny and Carl. 231 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,805 Uh, whoa, whoa. Quick sidebar. 232 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:06,267 Um... [chuckles] ...do we really wanna bother our gentlemen friends 233 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:09,770 with this here, uh, "gem-alogical" situation? 234 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:12,106 - Why wouldn't we? - Oh, bless your heart. 235 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:15,609 But... [chuckles] ...uh, whatever money these corpse jewels yield, 236 00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:20,030 we'd be crazy to split it four ways. [groans] 237 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:21,532 - [groans] - Look, 238 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:24,034 you and me need this money way more than Lenny and Carl. 239 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:27,663 All right? You got an expensive trophy wife and, like, a thousand crazy kids. 240 00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:31,041 And all I got is a crummy bar full of toxic black mold. 241 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,835 What? [coughs] 242 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:36,297 I guess I do have a lot of financial burdens. 243 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:43,554 [Carl knocks on door] Hey, open up. I gotta record my gum depth. 244 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:46,682 Two, two, two, three, two... 245 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:49,977 Okay, getting ready to lie to our friends. And showtime. 246 00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:54,899 - Good morning, dearest Carlton. - I know what's going on in here. 247 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,817 [Homer, Moe stammering] 248 00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,236 You guys were getting up early 249 00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:02,823 to use the two free continental breakfast vouchers without us. 250 00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:05,993 Well, we're using them. Me and Larry. 251 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:10,372 Don't worry. We'll get our chance. Mmm. 252 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,589 Wait a sec. This ain't the road to the falls. 253 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,341 Yeah, I took the scenic route. 254 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:23,385 I thought Larry would appreciate seeing those wildflowers. 255 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,847 Guess who planted those? Lady Bird Johnson. 256 00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:27,973 What the hell, Lenny? 257 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:32,144 You know I gotta get back to save my lady from the clutches of Kool & The Gang. 258 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,604 I thought you weren't worried. 259 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,147 Of course I'm worried. 260 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:38,526 They won the 2014 Soul Train Music Legend Award. 261 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,277 - Now, let's get back on the highway. - [screams] 262 00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:42,530 - [Carl] Give it-- - [tires screeching] 263 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,657 [all grunting] 264 00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,159 - [Moe grunts] - [Homer yelps] 265 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,538 [both grunting] 266 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,207 [Moe grunts] 267 00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:58,462 - Oh. - [Moe sighs] 268 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:02,216 I'm sorry, Carl. I'll get back on the highway. 269 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:06,387 No, you go however you want. Let's do right by Larry. 270 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,016 - [tires squeal] - [Homer gasps] 271 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,103 [both] Larry! 272 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:17,022 [Moe, Homer] Our secret gems! [panting] 273 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:21,527 All right, nothing to see here, huh? Just, uh, crystallized Larry chunks. 274 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:25,322 Gems. Gems, gems, gems. Gems. Gems, gems. Precious gems. 275 00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:27,867 There were sapphires in Larry's urn? 276 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,034 And you knew? 277 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,412 Look, guys, we can explain. You see-- 278 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,205 Homer talked me into screwing youse over 279 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,457 so we could keep them gems all for ourselves, all right? 280 00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:37,668 - [Carl, Lenny] What? - You liar! 281 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:38,711 [sheriff] Hands up! 282 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,423 Back away from the urn. 283 00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:51,140 Y'all are under arrest for violating section 545 of the US Commerce Code. 284 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,433 Jewel smuggling. 285 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,517 [all groan] 286 00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:56,437 Y'all get in the "frunk." 287 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,521 [car alarm sounds] 288 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,403 [Carl, Lenny, Homer, Moe groans] 289 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:09,783 [Homer] Oh. Front trunk. "Frunk." Now I get it. [chuckling] 290 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,789 [Homer, Lenny, Moe, Carl crying] 291 00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:20,085 [Lenny] I'm not going to jail 'cause you two were gem smuggling. 292 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,921 It's worse than that, dummy. 293 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,840 Homer and Moe weren't gonna tell us about the sapphires they found 294 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,425 in the Larry crumbs. 295 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:29,553 I wanted to tell you, but Homer threatened to set my bar on fire. 296 00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:32,473 What? You told me to keep the gems a secret. 297 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:35,434 And I only listened to you because I'm highly suggestible. 298 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:38,062 - No, you're not. - You're right. I'm not. 299 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:39,146 Who cares? 300 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:42,274 All I know is we were the victims of an A1 screw-job. 301 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:45,402 This is the worst thing you guys have ever done. 302 00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:47,613 - [Homer groans] - Oh, yeah, Carl? 303 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:51,951 Well, what about when you won a year's supply of Old El Paso taco kits 304 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,577 and never invited me over? 305 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:55,204 You won that contest? 306 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,206 I wrote the taco poem. 307 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,750 You must have submitted it as yours. 308 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,086 Maybe I just got tired of hearing your voice 309 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,588 that sounds like a duck with a sinus infection. 310 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:08,425 "The box contains seasoning and five broken shells. 311 00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:11,387 You and your family buy everything else. 312 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,930 Old El Paso." 313 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,808 He does sound like a duck. Now, I'll never not hear it. 314 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,977 You knew broken shells are my thing. 315 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,979 [all grunting, groaning] 316 00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:23,774 - [Carl] Hmm. - [Homer grunts] 317 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:26,485 Is this what we're like when we're sober? 318 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:29,238 We're nothing like the Sex and the City broads. 319 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,199 You take us out of that bar, and what's holding us together? 320 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,283 Nothing. 321 00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:38,163 And to think all Larry wanted out of life was to be part of this friend group. 322 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,165 What a dumb, dead chump. 323 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:44,336 [sheriff] Hey, boss. I found the idiots who took Larry's last haul. 324 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:47,423 They're just a bunch of losers that hate each other. [chuckles] 325 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,632 [all groan] 326 00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:50,300 It's all taken care of. 327 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:53,721 Excellent work, Mickey No-Loose-Ends. 328 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,472 So what you want me to do with them? 329 00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:59,143 Mmm, let them go. They know nothing. 330 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:02,271 Got it. No loose ends. 331 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,148 [magazine loading] 332 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:08,235 Ugh. I gotta pay more attention to the nicknames when I hire these guys. 333 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:12,406 Now, can you go pick up Connie at the airport, Bruno Wife-Banger? 334 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,366 Hey, with pleasure. 335 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:15,993 [whistling] 336 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,288 [Mickey No-Loose-Ends] No loose ends. 337 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,707 This psycho ain't a sheriff. He's a psycho. 338 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:25,335 Oh. And we're his loose ends. We're all gonna die. 339 00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:28,922 Oh. What if Lenny's right and we're all gonna be ghosts? 340 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:31,717 What if Moe is right and it's just a void? 341 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,427 Incomprehensible nothing. 342 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,679 I don't think I can handle that. 343 00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:38,098 No, no, no. Homer's heaven makes sense to me now. 344 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:41,101 Hey, Lord. I repent everything I ever done. 345 00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:44,271 That He knows about. [chuckles] 346 00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:47,858 Guys, I think Carl's stupid energy crap is real. 347 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:52,446 And I'm totally coming back as one of those koalas with an STD. 348 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,406 [grunting] 349 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,663 [Homer grunting] 350 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,209 Hey, hey. Look at this. 351 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,836 I could blast him when he opens the "frunk." 352 00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:10,464 - That's our only hope. - Flare gun. Flare gun will save us. 353 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,633 - [car alarm sounds] - Time to get out. Whoa. 354 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,218 Eat flare, jerk. 355 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,303 [Homer, Carl, Moe, Lenny screaming] 356 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:20,557 - [Homer] Whew. - [Carl] Oh. 357 00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:22,101 - [Homer whimpers] - [Moe groans] 358 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,061 [all scream] 359 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,145 Nobody move. 360 00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:28,148 As long as our weight is balanced, we're not going over. 361 00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:30,067 Although, if one of us jumped out, 362 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:33,237 that person would save themselves and everyone else would die. 363 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:37,074 So, any one of us could save themselves and doom the rest? 364 00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:38,700 [all] No! 365 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,957 Our only hope is to jump out at the exact same time. 366 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:50,129 Either we all survive or we all find out what the afterlife is. Together. 367 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,631 Unless it's the void. In which case, we won't find out nothing. 368 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,216 Okay, on three. 369 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,135 One, two... 370 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,553 [all] Three. 371 00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,930 - Yay. We did it. - Whoo! 372 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:04,143 You don't jump on three. You jump on "Go." One, two, three, go. 373 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,978 The three is the "go." 374 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:09,148 Agree to disagree! 375 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,901 I probably should leave, but I can't. 376 00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:18,323 Got to make sure there's no... [groans] ...loose ends. 377 00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,036 Larry? 378 00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,414 It can't be. It's another urn. 379 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:26,665 [screaming] 380 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,757 - [tires screech] - [grunting] 381 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,092 [thuds] 382 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,554 [groans] What happened? 383 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,264 Ow. [groans] 384 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,141 Larry saved your life. 385 00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:50,814 Wow. These electric cars even explode quiet. 386 00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:56,361 And look. We're right here at Serenity Falls, Larry's special place. 387 00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,698 {\an8}Wait. This don't look the same at all. 388 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:02,242 This whole stupid trip, where we were driven apart 389 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:06,038 and then came back together with a much deeper bond, was for nothing. 390 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,706 Oh, my God. Guys. 391 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:14,296 I think I know where Larry really wanted us to take his death dust and bone chunks. 392 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:18,634 [singers] ♪ Cherish the love we have ♪ 393 00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:24,389 - ♪ We should cherish the life we live ♪ - ♪ Oh ♪ 394 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:28,185 Welcome home, Larry. Enjoy your special place. 395 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,729 It's too bad we lost those sapphires. 396 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,648 I guess they fell out of the urn. 397 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,108 Yeah. It's a real mystery. 398 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,487 [Moe chuckles] Ow. 399 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:41,406 ♪ Cherish the love we have ♪ 400 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:46,954 ♪ For as long as we both shall live ♪ 401 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,081 Shh!