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♪ The Simpsons ♪

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Today, I'm proud to celebrate the opening
of a thing I'd never heard of:

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a freeway wildlife crossing.

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Now here is a little girl
whose pestering has made this,

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whatever this is, a reality, Lisa Simpson.

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This land bridge will allow animals
to migrate safely and end the collisions

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that have turned our freeways
into a carcass-ridden hellscape.

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[cheering]

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-[squeaking]
-[lowing]

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[birds chirping]

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[gasps] That's it, furry friends.

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Migrate wherever your little paws,
hooves and trotters wish to take you.

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[all gasp]

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They're headed towards
the pharmaceutical factory.

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[♪ heavy metal music playing]

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-[glass shatters]
-[screaming]

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♪ Bobcats on drugs ♪

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♪ Frogs on drugs ♪

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♪ Coyotes on drugs ♪

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♪ Deer on drugs ♪

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-[thuds]
-This is your crane on drugs.

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The wildlife of Springfield has gone
on a bad trip,

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gobbling up several tons
of psychiatric medication.

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Snakes on antipsychotics
are befriending rats on Zoloft.

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Beavers on beta blockers are building dams

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without their usual performance anxiety.

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Turtles tweaking on Adderall
are racing past

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chilled-out rabbits on Klonopin.

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Look at those turtles go.
America's back, baby.

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Dad, watch the road.

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Oh, right, driving.

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Okay, boy, you know the drill.

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I can't get sucked into a conversation
with Milhouse's loser dad,

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so you need to bail out of the car
without me coming to a full stop.

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[unbuckles seat belt]

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Don't push me. I'm trying to time my jump.

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-Love you, bud.
-[grunts]

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[grunts, mutters]

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-[thuds]
-[screams]

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[tires screech]

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Hey, buddy. Come check out
this new sprinkler I bought.

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360 rotation, ma friend.

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[sighs]

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Stuck at 90.

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It was doing it this morning, I swear.

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[footsteps running]

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[growls]

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[all scream]

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Get in here, or you'll be trampled.

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Trampled, eh?

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Death or Kirk?

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Death or Kirk?

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Death, it is. [yelps]

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Due to this tragic
and not-at-all-my-fault stampede

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-of hopped-up wildlife…
-[glass shatters]

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…all citizens are required
to shelter in place.

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At least until the badgers
come down from the Ritalin.

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Looks like we're having a sleepover.

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Boys' night!

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Yay!

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-[door closes]
-Nay.

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Hope everyone's hungry for spaghetti!

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[both] Mmm!

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And to wash it down, the pasta water.

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-Ooh.
-[gags]

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You drink the water
you boil the noodles in?

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Doesn't everyone?
[stutters] It's got all the nutrients.

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I love my "noody" juice. [swallows]

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This family sucks.
Everything they do is different and wrong.

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May I be excused to go to the bathroom?

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Do you need to winkle or make?

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[both] Ew.

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-[groans]
-[growling]

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[content creator] Today,
I show you how to restore full rotation

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-on the sprinkler head.
-[munches]

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Step one, remove splash plate.

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Why aren't you sleeping in your bedroom?

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Oh, Luann won't let me sleep in our bed
'cause of my night sweats

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and night farting and also something I'm
too embarrassed to talk about. [munches]

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Uh-huh. Can I get one of those saltines?

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Have a whole sleeve.

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I get a 5% employee discount
at the cracker factory.

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I took that in lieu
of the pension. [chuckles]

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[munches] Marge won't let me
eat crackers in bed

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because it makes the bed all crumby.

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Oh, man. That's how it starts.

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Next thing you know, you can't even
take your socks off in your own house.

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[Luann] Kirk, socks!

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[grumbles]

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Well, it's been really great
having you guys.

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We'll finish the jigsaw puzzle next time.

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-We got the corners! That's the hard part!
-[vehicle departs]

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[sprinkler clicking]

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Well, great. Now it does a full rotation.

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And they say "winkle" instead of "whiz."
Who says "winkle"?

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We should. I think it's cute.
Winkle. [giggles]

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[doorbell rings]

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Oh, no, it's him. I'm not here.

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Oh, hi, Kirk. Are you okay?

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You're not looking your most,
uh, sheveled.

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Yeah, that's because I haven't slept
in a week.

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I couldn't stop thinking about
how cracker crumbs

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are destroying your marital bed.

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Who told you that?

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-Not me.
-Oh, hey, buddy.

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I kept wondering about how I could
save your sexless marriage,

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and then some teens dropped
candy apples on my car from an overpass.

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They weren't all teens.

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I mean, tell us more.

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When the apples hit my windshield,
the glass cracked like a spiderweb

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but didn't spray any shards.
And that is when I had an epiphany.

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I could use that same technology
to make a crumbless cracker.

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A crumbless cracker? That's madness.

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All I had to do was create a new
edible polymer and a mouth-safe adhesive.

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And after working on that
for 96 hours straight,

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I came up with this.

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Take a bite, buddy.

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[♪ suspenseful music playing]

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It broke clean.

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[thuds]

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Kirk Van Houten,
you did something incredible.

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No, Homer, we did something incredible.

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This is big, man.

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It's just hard to wrap my head
around the idea of a cracker

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that doesn't crumb
and a you that doesn't suck.

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[laughing]

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Oh, yeah, I-I used to suck pretty hard,

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yeah, but you brought me out of it
with your brilliant insight.

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And now…
now I need you to take a leap of faith.

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I do like faith.

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It is the best way to get out
of thinking about stuff.

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Quit your job and partner with me
in a new, cutting-edge cracker company.

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Homer? A cracker bro?

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Let's take a walk.

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Picture something for me.

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Imagine this street is your whole life.

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Whoa.

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For a while,
your existence was pretty good,

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but then things got hard

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and life's crackers began to shower you
with their crumbs.

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The job.

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The boy.

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The hair.

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All those crumbs you endured were worth it

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because they led you to a different path.

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And after we walk it,
you're gonna be a hero

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to your family… [chuckles]
…and to the world.

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I wanna share this journey with you
because you're a good man.

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I love you.

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I love you too.

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Tell me, do you dare wipe away
these starchy particles of shame?

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Homer, will you join me
down this unknown road?

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I just have one question.

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If there's no crumbs,
what's that on your shirt?

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Dandruff.

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I'm in.

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Excuse me, sir, would you like to taste
the future of bland food?

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[munches] Mmm.

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Not bad. And no crumbs.

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Tonight, I'm gonna have the cleanest beard

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at the botched meth handoff.

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Sisters, you gotta try these.

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-Mmm. And no crumbs.
-Mmm.

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It's a crispy habit
that won't mess up your habit.

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[all] It's a miracle.

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[♪ inspirational music playing]

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Listen up, toilet paper hoarders
and hot dog cheapskates.

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The cracker revolution is here.

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[cheering]

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Yums, not crumbs. Yums, not crumbs.

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[chanting] Yums, not crumbs!
Yums, not crumbs!

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It's happening! [grunts]

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-Ooh.
-Oh, my God.

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Um, Kirk, as your doctor,
I am deeply concerned by your behavior.

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[chuckles] I left you a message
regarding your--

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Not now, Doc. I've gotta change the world.

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And no crumbs.

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[cheering]

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[shutter clicks]

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[tires screech]

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[clinks] Good news.

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Delta Air Lines just ordered
cracker sleeves for their entire fleet.

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Going crumbless is gonna save them
$1.5 million a day in cleaning costs.

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-[cheering]
-All right, Dad.

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Uh, Garçon, how much is
your most expensive bottle of wine?

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Forty bucks. Snoopy's on the bottle.

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Aw, it's not good enough for my friends,

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which is why I bought
this $15,000 bottle at auction.

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[all gasp]

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Uh, sweetheart,
isn't that a little pricey?

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Honey, if there's one thing I know,

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it's that there will always be
enough money for everything forever.

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We are eternity.

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Nothing goes away.

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Dad, you're being a little weird.

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Oh, Milhouse, you're so wise.

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And, Luann, you're just so freaking hot.

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I wish I was that lobster bib,
just so damp and all over you.

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Does Kirk seem a little bejazzled?

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[shushes] We're missing
his brilliant insights.

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Oh, I just love the feeling of your sweat
touching my sweat.

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[moans]

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Oh… Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah.

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Oh, let me get a better look at you, baby.

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-Come here, come here.
-[table creaks]

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-Be careful!
-[gasps] Honey, please.

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Oh, come on, baby.
Shake your Milhouse maker.

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I wanna bang the whole world!

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Sixteen, 17, 18, 19…

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Amazing.

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I don't know what's happening
with Mr. Van Houten.

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It's like he's on something.

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More like he's off something.

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You see,
Kirk suffers from bipolar disorder,

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and he ran out of his meds
during the pharmaceutical shortage

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caused by that horribly ill-advised
wildlife crossing.

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[whimpers]

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And when the drug supply returned,
Kirk refused to go back on his meds

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because he felt like, quote,
"Superman surfing a hurricane."

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I'm afraid your friend is now
well into a manic phase.

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Um, Dr. Hibbert,
should you be telling us all this?

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Probably not, but I just had
five mac-and-cheeseball martinis.

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I guess doctor-patient confidentiality
doesn't stand a chance

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against deep-fried gin.

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[giggles] I feel terrible.

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He needs to get back on his medication.
Kirk has a serious illness.

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Marge, you just had
a $3,000 glass of wine.

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How is that an illness?

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Yeah, Kirk rules.

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He's like the Joker in those awesome
Batman movies where there's no Batman.

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According to the DSM-5,

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"Bipolar disorder type one
causes periods of up, elated behavior

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followed by down periods
of despair and hopelessness."

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Guys, wait up!

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I-I need to tell you something.

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Thank you for coming, buddy.
[grunts] Really appreciate it.

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I don't even live
in this direction! [chuckles]

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-[waves lapping]
-[birds chirping]

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[doorbell rings]

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Hi, Luann. I wanted to talk
about Kirk's behavior last night.

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It seemed a little, uh, unmedicated?

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Oh, right. Kirk's "disorder."

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It turns out there's a cure: money.

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That'll be all, Cashington.

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But aren't you worried that--

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That I won't be able to keep him
sexually satisfied? Of course I am.

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We've made love four times today.

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Five if you count the time he took me
at Panera Bread.

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Why wouldn't you count that one?

250
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Listen, Marge, I know you're only here
because you wanna sleep with Kirk.

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I do not.

252
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Really?

253
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He just became a minority owner
of the Calgary Flames.

254
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,633
Oh, they haven't been good for years.

255
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:42,512
Aren't you at least worried
about how this could affect Milhouse?

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[chuckles] Look at me. I'm Daddy.

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[grunting]

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-[screams]
-[crashes]

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[chuckles] That's going to be
the boarding school's problem.

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[presenter] You're watching CNBC:

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The Crackers,
Nothing but Crackers Network.

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I'm Harper Poppyseed,

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-and this is Crunch Time: Live.
-[munches]

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Today, we talk with the genius behind
the crumbless cracker, Kirk Van Houten,

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and his cofounder, Homer Simpson.

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Your Kirkers brand now controls 6%
of the national saltine market.

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What are your plans for expansion?

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We don't have a plan for expansion.

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We have a plan for domination.

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I eat skyscrapers.

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Um, what my colleague is saying
is that we have a plan

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for measured steady growth.

273
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,720
What is this thing? I hate it.

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00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,305
Do you mean the stock ticker?

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00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,598
Oh, look, it's Cheez-Its. [chuckles]

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Oh, those cheddar chumps turned me down
for a job seven years ago.

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Hey, Zits, tell me how ma butt tastes.

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Well, that's all the time we have.
Thanks for joining us.

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Mr. Van Houten, your competitors say
your product is not all it's crack--

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We really gonna talk about crackers

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when humanity is on the verge
of extinction…

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[chuckling] …and I am the only one
who can save us?

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[scoffs] Excuse me?

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Once temperatures on the Earth's surface
become lethal,

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we need to transport citizens
to the ocean floor

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using a high-speed aquatic rocket.

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Ooh. Oh, my God.

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Mr. Van Houten, your stock has plummeted
over 60% since the start of our interview.

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And humanity needs to plummet
2,000 fathoms to the ocean floor.

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Fund the aqua rocket now.

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Oh… It's no longer safe for me to be here.

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[yells] Ow.

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It's not a real city.

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00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,359
Homer, I don't feel so good.

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Hey, buddy. What you doing?

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Checking the weather.

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"Gray and cloudy." Refresh.

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"Gray and cloudy." Refresh.

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You know how some people think
you're something called "bipolar"?

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Not me, but this might be the other pole.

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I think I'm gonna stop brushing my teeth.

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This is the FBI. We have a warrant.

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00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,772
Why is the FBI here?

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Uh, because I stole money
from the cracker company

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to fund the aqua rocket,

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and now we're being investigated
by the SEC.

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[gasps] The Salty Edibles Commission?

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-No. No, no, no!
-[sniffs]

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Mmm, my hand smells like cheese.

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[Marge] What the hell is happening?

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Well, Kirk has been stealing money
from the company

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to fund an underwater super boat
that doesn't exist.

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Well, everyone is terrified.

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As soon as the FBI came in,
Bart ran upstairs.

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Not the feds, not the feds.

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[toilet flushes]

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You know how I was warning you
about how Kirk was bipolar?

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I was the one… [stammers]
You-You didn't… [grunts]

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It's okay. It's okay. I forgive you.

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I have a plan to make everything right.

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00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,652
What could you possibly do?

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00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,988
I've gotta take the fall
for Kirk's crimes.

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Our family's in ruins!

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00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:53,828
No, no. Look, if Kirk goes to jail,
the cracker company is worthless.

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But if I confess, our shares
in the business will make us rich.

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No amount of money can fix this.

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00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,669
Not even this much?

328
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,046
Not even th… [gasps]

329
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,424
I-I-I still don't think you should do it.

330
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:09,135
Oh, there's another zero. [inhales deeply]

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00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:12,847
It doesn't matter. Promise me
you won't take the fall for Kirk.

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00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:16,934
Okay, I promise.
I'll think of another way.

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00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:21,063
[Homer] Dearest Marge,
I couldn't think of another way.

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00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,357
-[gasps]
-[Homer] Please try not to gasp.

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00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:26,485
I'll be okay.
They'll send me to a white-collar prison

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00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:29,780
that probably has lots of DVDs
in their DVD library.

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Kiss Lisa and Maggie
and strangle the boy for me. Love, Homer.

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♪ When your day is long ♪

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00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,752
♪ And at night ♪

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00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,839
♪ At night, you snack alone ♪

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00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,972
♪ When you're sure your hunger's gone ♪

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♪ For this life ♪

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00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,355
♪ Well, hang on ♪

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00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:10,321
♪ Don't let yourself choke ♪

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00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:18,496
♪ Just because your mouth is dry ♪

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00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:25,962
♪ Everybody Kirks ♪

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♪ Crumb times ♪

348
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:37,598
♪ Well, everybody Kirks ♪

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00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,643
♪ At crumb times ♪

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♪ When crackers taste like lies ♪

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00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:52,905
♪ Everybody Kirks ♪

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♪ So munch on ♪

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00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,329
♪ Munch on ♪

354
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:05,251
♪ Everybody Kirks ♪

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00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,545
Munch on, Kirk.

356
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,338
[♪ music stops]

357
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,800
I need to talk to your husband now.

358
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:16,053
Oh, look. Kitty needs her ball of yarn.

359
00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:18,222
I see you wore your sluttiest dress.

360
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,433
Whatever. Where is he?

361
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:26,272
Oh, Kirk, I know you're not to blame
for this depression, and I'm sorry.

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00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,107
[groans]

363
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:31,027
But Homer is… Stop eating turkey!

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00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,445
Blech.

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00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,280
Wake up.

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00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,449
[gasps, screaming]

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00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:39,827
Kirk, you're only supposed
to use the pool shower.

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00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:43,414
Sad, Marge. Just sad.

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00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:47,043
Homer is on his way
to confess to your crimes.

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00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,879
You have to go to the FBI
and tell them the truth.

371
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,381
Milhouse is crying on me.

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00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:56,969
Dr. Hibbert gave me your pills.
God love him, but he's so unethical.

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00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,388
If you take these, you'll feel better.

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00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,141
But no one likes me when I'm regular Kirk.

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00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:05,645
When I stopped taking my meds,
everyone liked me.

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00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:06,771
I didn't.

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00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:11,484
But if you ever cared about
your friendship with Homer, take this.

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00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,071
[Kirk swallows]

379
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,448
Homer's been gone for so long.

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00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,033
There's no time to catch up to him

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00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,952
before he confesses
and my family is destroyed.

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00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:25,873
Whoa. Yes, there is. The-The aqua rocket.

383
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:31,921
There is no aqua rocket. It only exists
in your manic, psychotic mind.

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00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,547
[♪ suspenseful music playing]

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00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:36,008
[screams]

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00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,141
This is incredible.

387
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,185
Oh, I couldn't even get the color right.

388
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:49,605
The missiles don't even work.
I'm so stupid.

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00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,775
[engine revs]

390
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:57,905
Is this what being manic feels like?

391
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,073
Yeah.

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00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,075
Now I get it.

393
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,330
Aqua rocket?

394
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:14,171
But I can't let you go to jail.
The world needs you. I need you.

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00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:18,259
The person you need is Manic Kirk,
and he's gone.

396
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:22,263
But we were going to walk down
the unknown road together.

397
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:26,308
Hey, hey. We'll always have
Cracker Con Cleveland.

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00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:35,860
Kirk, never forget. You are the best dude.

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00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:39,280
[♪ uplifting music plays]

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00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:46,662
[♪ "Superman" playing]

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00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:51,584
♪ I am, I am, I am Superman ♪

402
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:55,171
♪ And I know what's happening ♪

403
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:03,512
♪ If you go a million miles away ♪

404
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:07,349
♪ I'll track you down, girl ♪

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00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,810
♪ Trust me when I say ♪

406
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:13,898
♪ I know the pathway to your heart ♪

407
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:18,736
♪ I am, I am, I am Superman ♪

408
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:22,531
♪ And I know what's happening ♪

409
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:29,205
♪ I am, I am, I am Superman ♪

410
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:33,000
♪ And I can do anything ♪

411
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,048
[♪ song ends]