1 00:00:51,810 --> 00:00:54,089 Are you sure we can make money doing this? 2 00:00:54,232 --> 00:00:57,270 What if nobody wants their address painted on the curb? 3 00:00:57,747 --> 00:01:01,480 Duh! Nobody wants their address painted on the curb. 4 00:01:02,142 --> 00:01:04,977 We do it without asking, and then they have to pay. 5 00:01:05,117 --> 00:01:06,795 What are you punks doin'?! 6 00:01:07,362 --> 00:01:10,212 Answer me, or I'll drop ya like a bad cell phone plan! 7 00:01:11,171 --> 00:01:13,202 Sorry. This thing goes off on its own. 8 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:15,477 Anyway, you were sayin'? 9 00:01:15,528 --> 00:01:16,094 Ignore that. 10 00:01:16,445 --> 00:01:17,972 We painted your address on the curb. 11 00:01:18,092 --> 00:01:20,838 And, since you didn't tell us not to, you owe us ten bucks. 12 00:01:20,918 --> 00:01:22,614 Wow. A number on the curb? 13 00:01:22,648 --> 00:01:24,688 That really classes the joint up. 14 00:01:26,058 --> 00:01:28,571 Yep, things are finally going my way. 15 00:01:30,276 --> 00:01:31,331 I struck oil! 16 00:01:31,356 --> 00:01:32,361 I struck oil! 17 00:01:33,875 --> 00:01:35,120 I struck oil! 18 00:01:36,037 --> 00:01:38,312 When do we tell him that's not oil? 19 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:40,240 Let him have his fun. 20 00:01:40,427 --> 00:01:42,281 Oil! Oil! 21 00:01:42,608 --> 00:01:45,950 Only ten dollars to paint my curb like a common whore? 22 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:48,361 Well, I'm happy to pay for a three-digit spray. 23 00:01:48,515 --> 00:01:51,721 Tell you what-- I'll give you another hundred if you paint my garage. 24 00:01:51,776 --> 00:01:52,363 Wait a minute. 25 00:01:52,405 --> 00:01:53,760 That's not a scam! 26 00:01:53,997 --> 00:01:55,763 That's honest work for honest pay! 27 00:01:55,875 --> 00:01:57,462 No! 28 00:01:58,505 --> 00:02:00,632 I'll throw in some christian comic books! 29 00:02:00,737 --> 00:02:01,710 Please! 30 00:02:01,768 --> 00:02:03,203 Somebody take them! 31 00:02:04,298 --> 00:02:05,580 Screw you. 32 00:02:05,646 --> 00:02:07,010 I'm never going to pay. 33 00:02:07,086 --> 00:02:10,203 Well, then we're gonna leave you one digit short. 34 00:02:11,577 --> 00:02:12,163 Fine. 35 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:13,583 I'll finish it myself. 36 00:02:13,606 --> 00:02:17,183 And don't think I'm gonna screw it up, because I won't! 37 00:02:24,927 --> 00:02:27,573 Dad, all you had to do was paint one number. 38 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:30,012 Now no one's going to be able to find our house. 39 00:02:30,057 --> 00:02:34,242 But, sweetie, I just wanted to tell the '74 Oakland A's how I felt about them. 40 00:02:34,765 --> 00:02:36,903 Look, that guy remembers us! 41 00:02:37,056 --> 00:02:39,940 Hey, sal bando, give him a '74 a's 42 00:02:39,965 --> 00:02:41,300 "thank you honk." 43 00:02:43,898 --> 00:02:45,820 My work here is done. 44 00:02:56,906 --> 00:02:58,581 I'm needed at the door! 45 00:03:00,977 --> 00:03:07,202 I have a delivery for a Scott and Brenda Weingarten, 74 Evergreen Terrace. 46 00:03:07,456 --> 00:03:10,862 74? Oh, sorry. There's been a mistake. 47 00:03:10,977 --> 00:03:12,180 Oh, no problem. 48 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:15,523 I'll just ship these juicy mail-order steaks back to Omaha. 49 00:03:15,566 --> 00:03:20,011 On second thought, i am Brenda Winecooler. 50 00:03:21,268 --> 00:03:24,883 Dad, isn't it wrong to open or eat other people's mail? 51 00:03:25,846 --> 00:03:28,713 Son, all our mail has ever brought me is bad things: 52 00:03:28,798 --> 00:03:31,571 Bills, jury duty, Entertainment Weekly. 53 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:34,351 Now, for once, I'm getting rich-person mail. 54 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:36,702 You wouldn't take that away from me, would you, son? 55 00:03:37,036 --> 00:03:39,962 Oh, dad, no one can rationalize like you. 56 00:03:40,298 --> 00:03:43,662 Okay, weingartens, what else is in your mail? 57 00:03:44,527 --> 00:03:47,720 Ooh! Marge, do you wanna go to a wedding of a couple we never met? 58 00:03:47,796 --> 00:03:49,533 Strangers getting married? 59 00:03:49,618 --> 00:03:51,563 I wouldn't miss itfor the world. 60 00:03:51,967 --> 00:03:56,003 Mark and Tracy, I remember the first words I heard you say: 61 00:03:56,366 --> 00:03:57,500 "I do." 62 00:03:57,937 --> 00:03:59,932 Your cousin Scottis so sweet. 63 00:03:59,955 --> 00:04:01,790 But didn't you sayhe was blind? 64 00:04:01,846 --> 00:04:04,870 That's what I heard, but he's so confident in his movements. 65 00:04:10,866 --> 00:04:13,560 This is kent brockman, in the springfield keys, 66 00:04:13,617 --> 00:04:15,722 reporting to you from the middle of a hurricane. 67 00:04:15,748 --> 00:04:19,163 The lid from my coffee cupis long gone. 68 00:04:21,098 --> 00:04:23,681 I'm scared, people. Truly scared. 69 00:04:23,717 --> 00:04:26,511 Take that, liberal media. 70 00:04:26,627 --> 00:04:29,793 Homer! This says I've won homemaker magazine's 71 00:04:29,807 --> 00:04:31,861 "clean for a day" contest! 72 00:04:32,037 --> 00:04:35,681 "A highly skilled professional will come to your home 73 00:04:35,727 --> 00:04:39,230 and clean it top to bottom while you relax." 74 00:04:39,607 --> 00:04:40,642 But how could I have won? 75 00:04:40,727 --> 00:04:42,940 I don't subscribe to this periodical. 76 00:04:42,968 --> 00:04:45,602 Marge, I don't have to sit here and listen to your 77 00:04:45,636 --> 00:04:47,783 insane ravings about me getting other people's mail. 78 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:52,251 Hi. I'm Brenda Weingarten. 79 00:04:54,555 --> 00:04:56,062 Mom, what are you doing? 80 00:04:56,256 --> 00:04:58,593 Cleaning up before the housekeeper comes. 81 00:04:58,876 --> 00:05:01,790 This is a total stranger who cleans houses for a living. 82 00:05:01,816 --> 00:05:03,183 Who cares what she thinks? 83 00:05:03,248 --> 00:05:04,950 Don't be so naive, Lisa. 84 00:05:05,018 --> 00:05:07,001 Those people all talk to each other. 85 00:05:08,245 --> 00:05:11,101 You know what I found in their dirty clothes hamper? 86 00:05:11,175 --> 00:05:12,902 Dirty clothes! 87 00:05:13,075 --> 00:05:15,161 I found a hair in the drain. 88 00:05:15,337 --> 00:05:19,010 Not a fine upstanding head hair, but a curly-wurly! 89 00:05:19,335 --> 00:05:22,870 Untidy! Untidy! Untidy! 90 00:05:24,915 --> 00:05:27,373 Untidy! Untidy! Untidy! 91 00:05:30,275 --> 00:05:33,670 Now, this is a house that's ready to be cleaned! 92 00:05:39,775 --> 00:05:42,082 That's her! Don't answer it yet! 93 00:05:42,127 --> 00:05:44,512 I don't want that judgmental bitch in my house! 94 00:05:46,576 --> 00:05:50,173 Maple syrup mixed with baby spit-up and shoe scuff? 95 00:05:50,327 --> 00:05:53,150 This is going to take my whole arsenal at once! 96 00:06:12,545 --> 00:06:14,692 Et tu, zud? 97 00:06:21,035 --> 00:06:22,763 Ah! She's opening her eyes! 98 00:06:23,227 --> 00:06:27,841 Oh! My head feels like it was punched by a boxing man. 99 00:06:28,095 --> 00:06:29,572 How many fingers am I holding up? 100 00:06:29,668 --> 00:06:30,201 Two. 101 00:06:30,328 --> 00:06:31,703 Very good. 102 00:06:31,897 --> 00:06:34,193 Now I'll put them backin the jar. 103 00:06:34,815 --> 00:06:36,423 Now I have a question. 104 00:06:36,715 --> 00:06:38,411 Who are you people?! 105 00:06:39,206 --> 00:06:40,963 she doesn't recognize us! 106 00:06:41,115 --> 00:06:42,150 You monster! 107 00:06:42,408 --> 00:06:44,431 What have you done to my face?! 108 00:06:51,288 --> 00:06:52,710 When will Marge remember us? 109 00:06:52,937 --> 00:06:56,103 It's hard to say, with retrograde amnesia such as this, 110 00:06:56,167 --> 00:06:58,410 the patient could forget years and years of her life. 111 00:06:58,577 --> 00:07:01,100 You just have to keep jogging her memory till it works. 112 00:07:01,887 --> 00:07:02,770 Jogging?! 113 00:07:02,816 --> 00:07:04,733 I didn't say you should be jogging. 114 00:07:04,896 --> 00:07:05,670 Sweet. 115 00:07:05,778 --> 00:07:07,101 Although you should be jogging. 116 00:07:07,847 --> 00:07:08,623 J ogging?! 117 00:07:09,107 --> 00:07:13,761 Marge, I'm gonna take care of you until your amnesia goes scram-nesia. 118 00:07:13,965 --> 00:07:15,611 I got you flowers... 119 00:07:16,646 --> 00:07:19,991 ...Fluffy pillow, and a nice, relaxing private room. 120 00:07:23,647 --> 00:07:24,853 You're sweet. 121 00:07:25,005 --> 00:07:27,831 I'm lucky to have such a kind... uncle? 122 00:07:27,897 --> 00:07:28,882 I'm your husband! 123 00:07:29,176 --> 00:07:31,443 Whaaaaat? 124 00:07:31,687 --> 00:07:33,310 I am. We're the same age. 125 00:07:33,397 --> 00:07:34,903 But you're so much more... 126 00:07:35,286 --> 00:07:37,232 ravaged than I am. 127 00:07:38,415 --> 00:07:39,851 I do eat a lot of crap. 128 00:07:41,178 --> 00:07:46,341 I'm Lisa, I'm eight years old, and this might sound presumptuous, but... 129 00:07:46,396 --> 00:07:47,733 I'm your favorite. 130 00:07:47,927 --> 00:07:51,721 You seem sweet, but I could never have a favorite. 131 00:07:51,917 --> 00:07:53,943 Well, talk to me in a week. 132 00:07:54,287 --> 00:07:55,553 Hi. I'm Bart. 133 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:58,842 I'm ten years old and a professional motocross jumper. 134 00:07:59,406 --> 00:08:00,800 Can you buy me a motocross bike? 135 00:08:00,927 --> 00:08:03,621 I may have lost my memory, but I'm not an idiot. 136 00:08:04,996 --> 00:08:06,511 Great news, Marge, we're going home. 137 00:08:06,595 --> 00:08:10,230 Yes, the insurance company said you're as well as they're gonna pay for. 138 00:08:12,306 --> 00:08:15,472 I can't wait to see what kind of home we live in. 139 00:08:15,568 --> 00:08:17,092 Oh, it's great! 140 00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:19,343 Like somebody barfed a two-story pile of puke. 141 00:08:19,407 --> 00:08:20,642 Why, you little...! 142 00:08:23,145 --> 00:08:25,310 You strangle your child? 143 00:08:26,257 --> 00:08:28,090 Yeah, but... he's cool with it. 144 00:08:28,332 --> 00:08:28,818 Right? 145 00:08:29,738 --> 00:08:31,154 It hurts when I swallow. 146 00:08:31,198 --> 00:08:32,228 Why, you little...! 147 00:08:36,648 --> 00:08:41,510 Now, the doctor said a tour of the town could help bring back your memory. 148 00:08:42,636 --> 00:08:45,870 I say bing cherries are the most delicious! 149 00:08:46,075 --> 00:08:47,620 I say maraschino! 150 00:08:49,867 --> 00:08:51,683 Who are those freaks? 151 00:08:52,427 --> 00:08:56,580 Those "freaks,"as you call them, are some of our closest friends. 152 00:08:56,667 --> 00:08:59,611 Maraschino isn't even a kind of cherry! 153 00:08:59,717 --> 00:09:01,831 It's a way of preserving them! 154 00:09:02,207 --> 00:09:05,511 Sounds like duff man took the wrong side in this chicken fight. 155 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:06,572 Oh, yeah! 156 00:09:08,686 --> 00:09:11,632 Why is that drug addict driving a school bus? 157 00:09:11,738 --> 00:09:15,581 I may be wasted, but I still care about the safety of these kids. 158 00:09:21,437 --> 00:09:23,091 See that ball of fire? 159 00:09:23,477 --> 00:09:24,902 That's the sun. 160 00:09:25,137 --> 00:09:26,652 It goes by many names. 161 00:09:27,157 --> 00:09:31,172 Apollo's lantern, day-moon, old blazey. 162 00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:34,793 The important thing is never to touch it. 163 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,311 I know what the sun is! 164 00:09:37,445 --> 00:09:39,113 Yes, now you do. 165 00:09:43,088 --> 00:09:45,060 I know that sound! 166 00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:48,882 Maggie! My sweet little angel! 167 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:53,502 The sound of the baby must have triggered a primal mnemonic response in 168 00:09:53,538 --> 00:09:54,502 mom's brain! 169 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:58,283 Lisa! My little know-it-all! 170 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:02,172 Hey, guys, guess who just became lactose-tolerant? 171 00:10:03,786 --> 00:10:06,531 Milhouse! You're Bart's best friend! 172 00:10:08,068 --> 00:10:09,913 I remember Bart! 173 00:10:10,626 --> 00:10:13,053 I can't believe you remembered me through Milhouse. 174 00:10:13,106 --> 00:10:14,580 He's not even my best friend. 175 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:17,233 Who's got amnesia now, Bart? 176 00:10:20,055 --> 00:10:23,293 It's so great to have my children back. 177 00:10:23,378 --> 00:10:25,313 I better get ready. I'm next. 178 00:10:31,438 --> 00:10:34,942 All right, Marge, time to remember admiral awesome! 179 00:10:38,046 --> 00:10:41,411 Nope. I'm sorry, admiral, but you're still a stranger to me. 180 00:10:42,347 --> 00:10:44,401 Why do you remember them and not me? 181 00:10:44,578 --> 00:10:49,110 I don't know, maybe there'ssomething unpleasant blocking my memory of you. 182 00:10:49,157 --> 00:10:50,840 Hi-dilly ho, Simpsons! 183 00:10:51,015 --> 00:10:54,363 Oh, hey, ned. Isn't today your cat's birthday? 184 00:10:54,478 --> 00:10:56,770 I remember, 'cause she shares the date with Patty LaBelle. 185 00:11:03,418 --> 00:11:07,321 All it'll take to unlock your memories of me is one of these blasts from the past. 186 00:11:07,518 --> 00:11:09,841 Here's me fighting with former president Bush. 187 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:12,300 Me fighting with current president Bush. 188 00:11:12,397 --> 00:11:15,871 And here's me showing a bag of apples who's boss. 189 00:11:16,007 --> 00:11:22,570 I'm sorry, you seem like...a colorful character, but I just don't remember you. 190 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:27,072 Well, maybe if we snuggle, it might rattle some memories loose. 191 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,422 What's "snuggling"? 192 00:11:28,578 --> 00:11:34,492 When a man and a woman love each other very much, they usually get together... 193 00:11:35,245 --> 00:11:37,640 Mr. Simpson, I don't even know you! 194 00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:39,960 I'm not making love with you! 195 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:42,293 But... what if we... 196 00:11:46,085 --> 00:11:48,572 You're describing how to parallel park. 197 00:11:50,457 --> 00:11:53,032 You used to love my non sequiturs. 198 00:11:54,727 --> 00:11:58,321 why can I remember everyone in town except my husband? 199 00:11:58,586 --> 00:12:02,882 Simple. Your brain is trying to save you from your backed-up toilet of a marriage. 200 00:12:02,916 --> 00:12:06,052 Have you been talking like this for my entire marriage? 201 00:12:06,136 --> 00:12:07,600 Oh, no. 202 00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:10,191 No. We've always honored your choice. 203 00:12:11,046 --> 00:12:13,820 I don't know, I should give Homer a chance. 204 00:12:14,055 --> 00:12:16,522 But on the other hand, I feel nothing for him. 205 00:12:21,636 --> 00:12:23,221 This is horrible! 206 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:24,513 We've got to tell dad. 207 00:12:25,425 --> 00:12:28,531 Oh, no! Bart and Lisa are gonna tell me something horrible! 208 00:12:29,998 --> 00:12:30,892 Ah...what? 209 00:12:31,096 --> 00:12:33,633 Buy the police department a hang glider, you said. 210 00:12:33,747 --> 00:12:35,821 Fight crime from above, you said. 211 00:12:36,036 --> 00:12:38,373 Yeah, and you said you're only 180 pounds. 212 00:12:38,448 --> 00:12:39,702 Shut upand look for crime. 213 00:12:45,388 --> 00:12:46,710 Mr. Simpson? 214 00:12:46,915 --> 00:12:51,311 Marge, if I can't make you remember me, then I'll make you fall for me all 215 00:12:51,348 --> 00:12:52,121 over again. 216 00:12:52,376 --> 00:12:54,742 The heart is the symbol for love. 217 00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:04,431 That Homer Simpson he's quite a guy 218 00:13:04,488 --> 00:13:09,043 he paid me ten bucks so I would lie 219 00:13:09,087 --> 00:13:13,033 the truth is he's not so great 220 00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:18,242 he is the one man I truly hate. 221 00:13:18,427 --> 00:13:19,200 So beautiful. 222 00:13:19,455 --> 00:13:21,570 I wish I could understand italian. 223 00:13:23,755 --> 00:13:27,053 I've had a lovely evening, Mr. Simpson. 224 00:13:27,126 --> 00:13:30,791 Just wait, we'recoming to the site of our most romantic night ever. 225 00:13:33,185 --> 00:13:36,333 It was the plywood castle that we first... 226 00:13:36,736 --> 00:13:38,131 well, you know. 227 00:13:38,765 --> 00:13:39,711 Know what? 228 00:13:44,455 --> 00:13:49,202 No! I'm not the kind of girl who makes love on a putt-putt golf course! 229 00:13:49,317 --> 00:13:54,193 You loved it, especially when the windmill came around and whacked your butt. 230 00:13:56,298 --> 00:13:58,120 That sounds horrible! 231 00:13:58,215 --> 00:14:00,771 No. It was the happiest night of my life. 232 00:14:00,928 --> 00:14:05,180 The warm spring air, the swings I took in the batting cage afterwards. 233 00:14:05,358 --> 00:14:06,942 Don't you remember, darling? 234 00:14:07,045 --> 00:14:08,663 No, and I hope I never do! 235 00:14:08,768 --> 00:14:12,213 The best thing that ever happened to me was forgetting about you! 236 00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:20,233 You know, I still think about you all the time. 237 00:14:20,505 --> 00:14:21,790 Birthday's over, Seymour. 238 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:22,752 But... 239 00:14:25,336 --> 00:14:28,461 I'm sorry you have to leave, but I just can't thinkof another way. 240 00:14:28,705 --> 00:14:29,213 I know. 241 00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:31,261 Wait, I thought of another way. 242 00:14:31,497 --> 00:14:32,251 I stay. 243 00:14:32,737 --> 00:14:34,202 Good-bye, Mr. Simpson. 244 00:14:35,716 --> 00:14:37,853 Dad, we don't want you to leave. 245 00:14:37,987 --> 00:14:39,880 My grades will suffer. 246 00:14:40,117 --> 00:14:41,790 In fact, they're already suffering. 247 00:14:41,928 --> 00:14:43,390 Look at this garden of "Fs." 248 00:14:43,595 --> 00:14:44,731 You planted them all. 249 00:14:45,088 --> 00:14:47,060 Marge, I realize you've made up your mind, 250 00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:49,583 and I want you to know that I deeply respect your... 251 00:14:50,197 --> 00:14:52,281 That works for hiccups, not amnesia. 252 00:14:52,426 --> 00:14:53,232 I know. 253 00:14:53,605 --> 00:14:54,780 I just thought maybe... 254 00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:12,190 How long you gonna be bunking with me, son? 255 00:15:12,368 --> 00:15:14,641 Well, the rest of your life for sure. 256 00:15:19,326 --> 00:15:21,592 Why are we having dinner in shelbyville? 257 00:15:21,945 --> 00:15:24,502 We found a place here that's serving up just what you need. 258 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:31,302 A mixer? I don't know. I am still technically married. 259 00:15:31,508 --> 00:15:35,073 All we're saying is go in and chat with these guys. 260 00:15:35,275 --> 00:15:37,012 And if you want a quickie annulment 261 00:15:37,017 --> 00:15:40,053 and remarriage, we've got all the paperwork right here. 262 00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:42,111 Why don't you sign a bunch now. 263 00:15:42,318 --> 00:15:43,453 For fun. 264 00:15:44,498 --> 00:15:48,472 Welcome to speed dating, you exciting, lonely people. 265 00:15:48,665 --> 00:15:51,342 Every five minutes I'm going to blow this horn... 266 00:15:52,026 --> 00:15:54,712 And each man will move one table to his left. 267 00:15:55,367 --> 00:15:56,242 Excuse me. 268 00:15:56,568 --> 00:15:58,131 Is this how you met your husband? 269 00:15:58,555 --> 00:16:01,010 No, I met him through friends like a normal person. 270 00:16:01,307 --> 00:16:02,521 Now, speed date. 271 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:07,620 I... I want you to know I'm coming from a very fragile place. 272 00:16:08,215 --> 00:16:09,240 My wife left me... 273 00:16:10,968 --> 00:16:12,012 Five years ago. 274 00:16:12,748 --> 00:16:14,131 That's so sad. 275 00:16:14,316 --> 00:16:16,370 Why did I kill her, why? 276 00:16:18,317 --> 00:16:19,222 Hello there. 277 00:16:19,535 --> 00:16:20,983 Yeah, hi. How you doing? 278 00:16:20,997 --> 00:16:22,323 So let's get right to it. 279 00:16:22,718 --> 00:16:25,250 I don't drive a lexus, okay? 280 00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:28,791 I don't have a lear jet or some big beach house in la-la land. 281 00:16:28,845 --> 00:16:31,660 I am just a nice man who makes a decent living. 282 00:16:31,728 --> 00:16:34,190 So I guess I should probably just go shoot myself? 283 00:16:36,828 --> 00:16:38,063 Don't get quiet on me. 284 00:16:38,188 --> 00:16:39,950 Please, I hate when they get quiet. 285 00:16:41,507 --> 00:16:42,233 Ta-da! 286 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:45,492 I know what you're thinking, but don't worry, I'm old enough to date. 287 00:16:46,365 --> 00:16:47,640 Dermabrasion. 288 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,203 I think he's a male gay. 289 00:16:51,948 --> 00:16:54,712 I have to admit something, I feel a little silly. 290 00:16:54,878 --> 00:16:56,503 Oh, me, too. 291 00:16:56,725 --> 00:17:00,043 I can't believe anyone ever really finds anyone at these things. 292 00:17:00,165 --> 00:17:02,561 Yeah, I was dragged here by my older brothers. 293 00:17:02,916 --> 00:17:05,401 We used to be quintuplets, but three of us drowned. 294 00:17:09,935 --> 00:17:12,292 I really know where you're coming from. 295 00:17:13,605 --> 00:17:14,960 I guess we have to move on. 296 00:17:15,188 --> 00:17:16,352 Do we? We're adults. 297 00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:18,332 Why don't we just go get a cup of coffee? 298 00:17:18,435 --> 00:17:19,723 I'd love to. 299 00:17:26,265 --> 00:17:27,290 I smell romance. 300 00:17:27,778 --> 00:17:29,271 It's a perfect night for love. 301 00:17:29,695 --> 00:17:32,622 Would you pretty ladies care to join us for some champagne? 302 00:17:32,787 --> 00:17:35,012 Go suck a rat, Assanova. 303 00:17:42,445 --> 00:17:43,421 That might be Marge. 304 00:17:43,956 --> 00:17:45,201 Don't answer it. 305 00:17:45,466 --> 00:17:46,710 Savor the sound. 306 00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:48,570 Boy... 307 00:17:53,955 --> 00:17:54,591 Marge? 308 00:17:54,816 --> 00:17:57,170 Homer, I don't wantto alarm you, but right now 309 00:17:57,186 --> 00:18:00,873 we're looking at your wife yukkin' it up with a good-looking guy. 310 00:18:01,048 --> 00:18:03,441 He just touched her arm and now they're being quiet. 311 00:18:03,648 --> 00:18:06,163 But it's not an awkward silence. 312 00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:09,491 Yeah, it's more like a nothing needs to be said kind of silence. 313 00:18:15,935 --> 00:18:19,842 I just think the best thing a person can do for the world is to be clean and 314 00:18:19,918 --> 00:18:20,290 polite. 315 00:18:20,508 --> 00:18:23,250 Wow, that's what I would have said. 316 00:18:23,496 --> 00:18:27,691 Well, I would have said polite and clean, but wow, still. 317 00:18:27,865 --> 00:18:31,750 Oh, no! He's Marge's and my dream man. 318 00:18:32,157 --> 00:18:34,541 I've got to make a play for her now or I might lose her forever. 319 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,020 At least she found someone who can make her happy. 320 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:46,703 Marge, I feel like the two of us can say anything to each other. 321 00:18:46,905 --> 00:18:48,211 You really mean that? 322 00:18:48,438 --> 00:18:48,850 I do. 323 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,571 I've got amnesia and I have three kids. 324 00:18:54,088 --> 00:18:58,963 Wow. My first thought is respect, both for your mental illness 325 00:18:59,026 --> 00:19:00,693 and your ability to get back into shape. 326 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,292 My second thought is good-bye. 327 00:19:07,306 --> 00:19:08,671 You idiot! 328 00:19:09,337 --> 00:19:11,030 Do you know what you just gave up? 329 00:19:11,107 --> 00:19:12,012 Who the hell are you? 330 00:19:12,566 --> 00:19:15,511 The wisest, wettest man you'll ever meet. 331 00:19:16,766 --> 00:19:17,331 Go on. 332 00:19:17,515 --> 00:19:20,793 You just walked away from the sweetest most beautiful woman a guy could 333 00:19:20,797 --> 00:19:21,183 want. 334 00:19:21,456 --> 00:19:25,352 In ten years, she never had the last slice of pizza and she's never 335 00:19:25,396 --> 00:19:26,013 complained. 336 00:19:26,327 --> 00:19:30,191 Every election she wishes she could vote for both guys because they both 337 00:19:30,297 --> 00:19:30,901 seem nice. 338 00:19:31,267 --> 00:19:34,812 And there's a light inside her that makes everyone else look better. 339 00:19:35,177 --> 00:19:37,030 And you blew her off. 340 00:19:37,236 --> 00:19:39,453 Dude, she's got three kids. 341 00:19:39,735 --> 00:19:41,411 I... really? 342 00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:43,040 Well, she's still great. 343 00:19:49,867 --> 00:19:50,812 Mr. Simpson... 344 00:19:54,385 --> 00:19:58,041 I may not know much about you, but you sure know a lot of wonderful things 345 00:19:58,045 --> 00:19:58,741 about me. 346 00:19:59,025 --> 00:20:00,772 And that means a lot to a woman. 347 00:20:00,977 --> 00:20:02,492 I still don't remember you. 348 00:20:02,706 --> 00:20:07,680 But for the first time since this happened, I wish I did... Homer. 349 00:20:12,988 --> 00:20:14,761 I'm so happy we're together again. 350 00:20:15,027 --> 00:20:15,651 Want to get a drink? 351 00:20:15,968 --> 00:20:16,662 You drink? 352 00:20:17,577 --> 00:20:19,941 Yeah, I started when you were in the hospital. 353 00:20:20,317 --> 00:20:21,303 I was so worried. 354 00:20:21,566 --> 00:20:24,302 Recently I tried this thing called beer, and... 355 00:20:24,316 --> 00:20:27,190 I remember everything! 356 00:20:27,365 --> 00:20:30,032 You get drunk all the time. 357 00:20:31,486 --> 00:20:33,580 But you also remember that you're an enabler? 358 00:20:33,818 --> 00:20:35,961 Of course I do. 359 00:20:36,047 --> 00:20:38,071 That's why we're such a great team. 360 00:20:43,318 --> 00:20:45,573 You've been drinking today, haven't you? 361 00:20:45,927 --> 00:20:48,922 I sure have, partner. 362 00:20:50,925 --> 00:20:55,922 transcript: scarfo synchro: Ale, Marcel & Job22 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net