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Lisa the Vegetarian

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- Are we there yet?
- No.

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- Are we there yet?
- No.

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- Are we there yet?
- No.

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Where are we going?

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We're going
to Storytown Village, Grampa.

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It's an amusement park for babies.

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Just leave me in the car
with the window open a crack.

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That's the plan.

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I think it's nice we're doing something
Maggie will enjoy for once.

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Besides, I'm sure Storytown Village
is also fun for everyone...

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...from 8 to God only knows.

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Come out. Come out,
or I'll blow your house in.

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Not by the hairs
on our chinny chin chin.

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- What a load of crappy crap crap.
- Quiet, boy.

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I have a feeling bad stuff
is about to go down.

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This is where the wolf
blows down the pigs' house.

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He blows, all right.
He blows big time.

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That's it, honey. Get into the spirit.

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Well, that was good, but not great.

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Somebody's been sleeping in my bed.

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Somebody's been sleeping in my bed.

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Somebody's been sleeping in my bed.

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Well, I'm sorry,
but it was 150 degrees in the car.

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So long, su...

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Come on, eat the can.

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Come on!

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You're supposed to feed them pellets
from the machine over there.

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Oh, my.

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Out of the way, you!

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Oh, you are so cute.

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Yes, you are. You are.
I just love you.

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See? It was a good idea
to come here after all.

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Attention, families.
This is Mother Goose.

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The following cars
have been broken into.

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Allemande left
and a do-si-diddily-doodily-do.

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Swing your partner
to-and-froodily-fro.

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- All rightily-dightily.
- Hey, Flanders.

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- Hidilly-ho, neighboreeno!
- Shut up!

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Okely-dokely.

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Ned, you're having a family reunion,
and you didn't invite me?

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Oh, gosh, Homer.
This is strictly a Flanders affair.

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I got family here
from around the globe.

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Here's José Flanders.

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- And this is Lord Thistlewick Flanders.
- Charmed.

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I can't believe you didn't invite me...

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...after I painted those cool stripes
all over your car.

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I know! I'll throw my own barbecue.

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The greatest barbecue
this town has ever seen...

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...and I'll only invite who I want.
That'll show you.

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- Can I come?
- Sure.

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This barbecue will be hard,
thankless work...

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...but I'm sure you're up to it.

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It could be a good chance to know our
neighbors outside a courtroom setting.

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You know what you should serve,
Marge? More of these lamb chops.

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- These are the best ever.
- Why, thank you, Homie.

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You might say
the extra ingredient is salt.

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Please, Lisa. I thought you loved me.
Loved me.

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What's wrong?
Didn't you get enough lamb chops?

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I can't eat this!
I can't eat a poor little lamb.

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Lisa, get a hold of yourself.
This is "lamb," not "a lamb."

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What's the difference between this lamb
and the one that kissed me?

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This one spent two hours
in the broiler.

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Bart, sensible bites! All right.

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If you don't want lamb chops,
there's lots of other things I can make.

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Chicken breast...

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...rump roast...

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...hot dogs...

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No, I can't! I can't eat any of them!

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Wait a minute. Lisa, honey...

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...are you saying you're never
going to eat any animal again?

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- What about bacon? Ham?
- No. No.

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- Pork chop?
- Those all come from the same animal!

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Oh, yeah, right, Lisa.
A wonderful, magical animal.

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I think Lisa's right, Dad.
Eating meat is bad.

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Hey, that's my chop.

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My family just doesn't understand
my newfound vegetarianism.

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Compared to them, the public schools
are a haven of enlightenment.

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Okay, class.
Time to dissect our worms.

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First, pin them down so they don't
fly up and hit you in the eye.

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- Miss Hoover?
- Yes, Ralph? What is it?

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My worm went in my mouth,
and then I ate it. Can I have a new one?

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No, Ralph, there aren't any more.

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Just sleep while
the other children are learning.

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Oh, boy, sleep!
That's where I'm a Viking.

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Lisa, what did I ever do to you?

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Why does it talk like a lamb?

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Miss Hoover, I don't think
I can dissect an animal.

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I think it's wrong.

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Okay, Lisa,
I respect your moral objection.

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Excuse me, isn't there anything here
that doesn't have meat in it?

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Possibly the meat loaf.

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Well, I believe you're required
to provide a vegetarian alternative.

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It's rich in bun-ly goodness.

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Do you remember when you lost
your passion for this work?

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Two independent-thought alarms in one
day. The students are over-stimulated.

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Remove all the colored chalk
from the classrooms.

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I warned you. Didn't I warn you?

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That colored chalk was forged
by Lucifer himself.

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I never realized before,
but some Itchy & Scratchy cartoons...

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...send the message that violence
against animals is funny.

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Say what? Cartoons don't
have messages, Lisa.

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They're just a bunch of hilarious stuff,
like people getting hurt and stuff.

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Look, kids. I just got my party invitations
back from the printers.

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"Come to Homer's BBBQ.
The extra B is for BYOBB."

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- What's that extra B for?
- That's a typo.

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Can't you have another kind of party?
One where you don't serve meat?

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But all normal people love meat.

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If I went to a barbecue and there was
no meat, I would say, "Yo, goober!

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Where's the meat?"
I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa.

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You don't win friends with salad.

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You don’t win friends with salad
You don’t win friends with salad

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- You don’t win friends with salad
- You don’t win friends with salad

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- You don’t win friends with salad
- You don’t win friends with salad

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- Mom!
- I didn't mean to take sides.

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I just got caught up in the rhythm.

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Good morning, class.
A certain agitator...

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For privacy's sake,
let's call her Lisa S.

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No, that's too obvious.

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Let's say, L. Simpson.

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Has raised questions
about school policies...

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...so in the interest of creating an open
dialogue, sit silently and watch this film.

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Nothing beats a stroll in cattle country.

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Hi, I'm Troy McClure.

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You may remember me
from such educational films...

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...as Two Minus Three
Equals Negative Fun...

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...and Firecrackers: The Silent Killer.

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- Mr. McClure?
- Oh, hello, Bobby.

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Jimmy. I'm curious as to how meat
gets from the ranch to my stomach.

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Slow down, Jimmy.
You just asked a mouthful.

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It all starts here
in the high-density feedlot...

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...then, when the cattle are just right...

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...it's time for them to "graduate"
from Bovine University.

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Come on, Jimmy.
Let's take a peek at the killing floor.

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Don't let the name throw you, Jimmy.
It's not really a floor.

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It's a steel grating
that allows material...

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...to sluice through so it can be
collected and exported.

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Getting hungry, Jimmy?

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Mr. McClure, I have a crazy friend
who says it's wrong to eat meat.

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- Is he crazy?
- No, just ignorant.

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You see, your crazy friend
never heard of the food chain.

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Just ask this scientician.

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He'll tell you that in nature, one creature
invariably eats another to survive.

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Don't kid yourself.

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If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat
you and everyone you care about.

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Wow, Mr. McClure. I was a grade-A
moron to ever question eating meat.

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Yes, you were, Jimmy. Yes, you were.

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You're hurting me.

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They can't seriously expect us
to swallow that tripe.

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As a special treat,
courtesy of the meat council...

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...help yourselves to this tripe.

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Stop it!

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Don't you realize you've been
brainwashed by corporate propaganda?

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Apparently, my crazy friend here
hasn't heard of the food chain.

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Yeah, Lisa's a grade-A moron.

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When I grow up,
I'm going to Bovine University.

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Hi, Homer. Thanks for inviting me
to your barbecue.

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Whoa, Barney.
You brought a whole beer keg.

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Yeah. Where can I fill it up?

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Wait, Dad. Good news, everyone.
You don't have to eat meat.

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I made enough gazpacho for all.

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- What?
- I don't like gazpacho.

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It's tomato soup served ice-cold.

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Go back to Russia.

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Diagnosis: Delicious.

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I've got the prescription for you,
doctor. Another hot-beef injection.

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Hey, Homer.

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Wing me another one
of them burgers, would you?

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I can't quite seem to stand up
under my own power anymore.

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One Whopper for the copper.

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- Another burger, Dad?
- Here you...

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It's bad enough they're all eating meat.
They don't have to rub it in my face.

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Okay, everybody. It's the moment
you've all been waiting for.

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The pig de résistance.

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Look at his nose.

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Congratulations, Homer.
Your 'cue is a huge success.

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Hey, a toast to the host
who can boast the most roast.

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Thanks, Flanders. I have to agree
that everything certainly...

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Bart! No!

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- What?
- Sorry. Force of habit.

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Lisa! No!

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It's just a little dirty.
It's still good.

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It's just a little slimy.
It's still good. It's still good.

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It's just a little airborne.
It's still good.

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- It's gone.
- I know.

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You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate
a million dollars to the local orphanage...

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...when pigs fly.

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Will you be donating
that million dollars now, sir?

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No. I'd still prefer not.

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Give it up, Dad.
Piggy ain't coming back.

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Lisa, you ruined my barbecue!
I demand you apologize this second!

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I'm never apologizing, because
I was standing up for a just cause...

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...and you were wrong, wrong, wrong.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to my room!

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That's it. Go to your room!

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Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa...

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...would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?

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Please pass your father
the syrup, Lisa.

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Bart, tell Dad I'll only pass the syrup
if it won't be used on any meat product.

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Dunking your sausages in that syrup?

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Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice
glass of syrup like I do every morning.

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Tell him yourself.
You're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.

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Thank your mother
for pointing that out.

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You're not not talking to me.
And, secondly, I heard what you said.

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Lisa, tell your mother
to get off my case.

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Dad, Lisa's the one
you're not talking to.

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- Bart, go to your room!
- Why don't you just eat him.

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I don't need any serving suggestions
from you...

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...you barbecue-wrecking,
know-nothing know-it-all.

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That's it! I can't live in a house
with this prehistoric carnivore!

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I am out of here!

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That's it! Go to your room!

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Look, it's Mrs. Potato-Head.

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She has a head made out of lettuce.

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I can't believe
I used to go out with you.

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- Are you gonna marry a carrot, Lisa?
- Yes. I'm gonna marry a carrot.

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- She admitted it.
- She admitted she's gonna marry a carrot.

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I can't believe it.

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- Your windows.

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The next...

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The whole world wants me to eat meat.
I can't fight it anymore.

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There! Is everybody happy now?

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I take it from your yelling
that you like my tofu dogs.

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- Tofu?
- Oh, yes. No meat whatsoever...

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...and only thrice the fat
of a normal hot dog.

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- I made the switch, and nobody noticed.
- But why, Apu?

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Because I'm a vegetarian.
Haven't you ever seen my T-shirt?

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- That's cute.
- Here, let me show you something, Lisa.

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Wow, a secret staircase.

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But what do you do if somebody
wants a nonalcoholic beer?

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You know, it's never come up.

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- Oh, Apu, it's beautiful.
- Yes.

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This is where I come when I need
some refuge from the modern world...

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...or when I want to see
drive-in movies for free.

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I know it is not easy
to be a vegetarian, Lisa.

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- That's why I ran away from home.
- What? She's leaving home?

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Wow! Paul McCartney!
I read about you in history class.

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- But where's your wife, Linda?
- Right here, Lisa.

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When we're in Springfield, we like to
hang out in Apu's garden in the shade.

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We met him in India years ago
during the maharishi days.

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Back then, I was known
as the fifth Beatle.

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Sure you were, Apu.

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You know what, Lisa?
Paul and Linda are vegetarians too.

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In fact, Linda has her own line
of vegetarian entrées.

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I'm sure the last thing
they want to talk about is...

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We weren't satisfied with
the vegetarian meals on the market.

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You'd be surprised how often
you'd find a big hunk of pork in them.

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Linda and I both feel strongly
about animal rights.

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In fact, if you play
"Maybe I'm Amazed" backwards...

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...you'll hear a recipe
for a really ripping lentil soup.

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When will those fools learn
that you can be perfectly healthy...

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...simply eating vegetables,
fruits, grains and cheese?

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- Cheese!
- You don't eat cheese, Apu?

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No. I don't eat any food
that comes from an animal.

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Then you must think I'm a monster.

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Yes, indeed. I do think that.

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But I learned long ago, Lisa,
to tolerate others...

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...rather than forcing
my beliefs on them.

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You can influence people
without badgering them always.

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It's like Paul's song,
"Live and Let Live."

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- Actually, it was "Live and Let Die."
- Whatever. It had a good rhythm.

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I guess I have been pretty hard
on a lot of people, especially my dad.

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- Thanks, you guys.
- Lisa, before you go...

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...would you like to hear a song?
- That'd be great!

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Okay. Take it, Apu.

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Lisa!

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Lisa!

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Lisa, come back before everyone
finds out what a horrible father I am.

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Hi, Dad. Looking for me?

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- I don't know. You looking for me?
- I don't know.

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Lisa, I was looking for you.
I wanted to apologize.

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I don't know exactly what went wrong,
but I know it's always my fault.

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Actually, Dad,
this time I was wrong... too.

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While I was gone, I got some good
advice from Paul and Linda McCartney.

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Rock stars. Is there anything
they don't know?

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I still stand by my beliefs,
but I can't defend what I did.

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- I'm sorry I messed up your barbecue.
- I understand, honey.

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I used to believe in things
when I was a kid.

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Come on. I'll give you
a piggyback ride.

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I mean, a veggieback ride home.

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Come on.

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