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Mother Simpson

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Here's your caption, boys:
"Local hero shuns spotlight...

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...and pitches in."
- What an angle.

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I can't believe I'm spending
Saturday picking up garbage.

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I mean, half these bottles
ain't even mine.

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Let's have less conversation
and more sanitation.

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Hey, where's Homer?
How'd he get out of this?

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Hey, everybody! Up here!

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- Stop frolicking and get to work.
- Right away, Mr. Smithers.

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I'll just walk
across these slippery ro...

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Oh, no!
He's going over the falls!

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Oh, good.
He snagged that tree branch.

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Oh, no. The branch broke off.

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Oh, good. He can grab onto
them pointy rocks.

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Oh, no. Them rocks broke
his arms and legs!

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Oh, good. Those helpful beavers
are swimming out to save him.

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Oh, no. They're biting him
and stealing his pants.

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Good Lord! He'll be sucked
into the turbine.

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Smithers, who was that corpse?

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Homer Simpson, sir.
One of the finest, bravest men...

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...ever to grace Sector 7G.
I'll cross him off the list.

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- That dummy worked like a charm, Dad.
- Best 600 bucks I ever spent.

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Come on, boy.
We've earned this Saturday.

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Now, let's make the most of it!

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Sixty-one, 62, 63...

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Marge, we can't tell you
how sorry we are.

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You have our deepest
condol-diddly-olences.

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I'm sorry. I'm just nervous.
I didn't mean any disrespect.

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- What are you talking about?
- You know.

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Homer's passing.

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Away.

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- Into death.
- What?

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That's ridiculous. Homer's not dead.
He's right out back in the hammock.

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Oh, Marge.
Of course Homer's alive.

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He's alive in all our hearts.

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Yes, Marge. I can see him.

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Hi, everybody!

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Marge, I'm gonna give you the card
of our juvenile counselor.

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A tombstone?

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It came with the burial plot,
but that's not important.

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- The important thing is, Homer is dead.
- We've been saving for this...

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...since your wedding day.
- Get out of here, you ghouls!

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Excuse me, sir?
I think there's been a mistake.

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Oh, no. No mistake.

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Your electricity's in the name
of Homer J. Simpson, deceased.

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The juice stays off till you get a job
or a generator.

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Oh, and my deepest sympathies.

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- Homer.
- That's my name.

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When I asked you if that dummy was
to fake your own death, you told me no.

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You go downtown first thing
in the morning and straighten this out.

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Mom! Dad! Bart ran into a door frame
and bit his tongue!

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What the hell is going on here?

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Listen here.
My name is Homer J. Simpson.

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You guys think I'm dead but I'm not.

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I want you to straighten this out
without your red tape...

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...and mumbo jumbo.
- Okay, Mr. Simpson.

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I'll just make the change here.
And you're all set.

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I don't like your attitude,
you water-cooler dictator.

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What's in that government
file anyway? I have a right to read it!

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- You sure do.
- "Wife: Marjorie.

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Children: Bartholomew, Lisa..."

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See? This thing is all screwed up.

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Who the heck is Margaret Simpson?

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- Your youngest daughter.
- "Your youngest daughter."

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Well, how about this?
This thing says my mother's still alive!

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She died when I was a kid!

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See that stone angel up there?

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That's my mother's grave.

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My dad points it out
every time we drive by.

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Mr. Simpson, maybe you should
actually go up there.

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Oh, Mom.
I'm sorry I never come to see you.

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I'm just not a cemetery person.

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"Here lies...

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...Walt Whitman!"

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Damn you, Walt Whitman!

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I hate you, Walt freaking Whitman!

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Leaves of Grass, my ass!

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Wait a minute.
Maybe it's that other grave.

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The one that says "Simpson."

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Why does my death keep
coming back to haunt me?

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You awful, awful man!
Get out of my son's grave!

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I hate to rain on your parade, lady,
but this is my grave.

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Hey. Wait a minute.

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- Mom?
- Homer?

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- I thought you were dead.
- I thought you were dead.

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Well, dang blast it. Isn't anybody
in this dadgum cemetery dead?

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I didn't want to cause a fuss,
but now that you mention it...

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Homer, you grew up so handsome.

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Some people say
I look like Dan Aykroyd.

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I can't believe you're here.
Dad always told me you died...

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...while I was at the movies.

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Oh, my poor baby.
You must've been so upset.

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- But I suppose Abe has his reasons.
- Yeah, well...

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...where have you been all this time?
- Oh, it's a very complicated story.

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Let's just enjoy this moment.

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Mom, there's something
you should know about me.

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I almost always spoil the moment.

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- I'm sorry.
- That's okay, darling.

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It wasn't your fault.

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Hey, everybody.
I got a big surprise for you.

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Presenting...

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...my mother!

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- You're kidding. Can you believe it?
- Your mother? That's Grandma Simpson?

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- Hello.
- This is so weird.

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It's like something out of Dickens
or Melrose Place.

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Where have you been?
They freeze you or something?

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Oh, my. Such clever grandchildren.

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So full of questions
and bright, shiny eyes.

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I don't know what to say.
I finally have a mother-in-law.

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No more living vicariously
through my girlfriends.

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Hey. Since you were a no-show
at all the big moments of my life...

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...you owe me years of back presents.
Christmases, birthdays, Easters...

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...Kwanzas, good report cards.

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Seventy-five bucks a pop,
plus interest and penalties...

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You owe me $22,000.

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I'll Kwanza you!

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Homer, don't be so hard on little...
What is his name?

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This is my room. This is my dresser.
It's where I keep my shirts...

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...when I'm not wearing them.
- Oh, yes. Right in the drawers.

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You remembered.

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I've missed moments like this...

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...Mom.

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I saw all your awards, Lisa.
They're mighty impressive.

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- I just keep them out to bug Bart.
- Don't be bashful.

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When I was your age,
kids made fun of me...

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...because I read
at the ninth-grade level.

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Me too.

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Hey, Mom! Look at me!

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- Look at what I can do!
- I see you, Homer. That's very nice.

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Although I hardly consider
A Separate Peace the ninth-grade level.

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- Yeah, more like preschool.
- I hate John Knowles.

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Me too.

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Mom, you're not looking!

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You know, Lisa, I feel like I have
an instant rapport with you.

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You didn't dumb it down.
You said "rapport."

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Gotta run. Grandma stuff.

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There. Now no one
should be able to hear us.

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- What?
- All right. We don't need the dryer.

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- What?
- Just shut up and listen!

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There's something fishy
about Grandma.

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When we ask where she's been
all this time, she changes the subject.

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And just now, when a police car
drove by, she ran into the house.

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I don't trust her either. I was going
through her purse. Look what I found.

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"Mona Simpson. Mona Stevens.
Martha Stewart. Penelope Olsen.

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Muddy Mae Suggins"?

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These are the calling cards
of a con artist.

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I'm so glad to have my mom back.

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I never realized
how much I missed her.

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- She's nice.
- But?

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I don't think you should get
too excited...

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...about the woman
who abandoned you for 25 years.

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- You could get hurt again.
- First, it wasn't 25 years.

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It was 27 years.

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- Second, she had a very good reason.
- Which was?

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I don't know.

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I guess I was just a horrible son
and no mother would want me.

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Oh, Homie, come on.
You're a sweet, kind, loving man.

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I'm sure you were a wonderful son.

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- Then why did she leave me?
- Let's find out.

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Mother Simpson, we'd like to ask you
a few questions about your past.

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Can't reminisce. Sleeping.

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Spill it, Muddy Mae,
or we call the cops.

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- Please don't.
- Then we'll call your husband...

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...Grampa.
- No! I'll talk.

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I'll tell you everything.
I've wanted to tell you.

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It all started in the '60s.

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Take out wrenched ankle.

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Mom! Mom! Mom!

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Oh, my little Homie bear.

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Time for bed.

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Sing me my bedtime song, Mom.

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Oo-ee, gooey, rich and chewy inside

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Golden, flaky, tender, cakey outside

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Wrap the inside in the outside

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- Is it good?
- Darn tootin’

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- Doin' the big Fig Newton
- Big Fig Newton

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Here's the tricky part.

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Abe, isn't Homer cute?

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Probably. I'm trying to watch
the Super Bowl.

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If people don't support this,
it might not make it.

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Joe Willie Namath swaggering
off the field...

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...his sideburns an apogee
of sculpted sartorium.

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The foppish follicles pioneered
by Ambrose Burnside, Appomattox...

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...1865.

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His wild, untamed facial hair revealed
a new world of rebellion, of change.

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A world where doors were open
for women like me.

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But Abe was stuck in his button-down,
plastic-fantastic, Madison Avenue scene.

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Look at them sideburns!
He looks like a girl.

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Now, Johnny Unitas, there's
a haircut you could set your watch to.

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So where did your newfound sense
of irresponsibility take you?

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I soon found people who
shared my views at the state college.

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Anthrax, gangrene, swimmer's ear!

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Get your germ lab out of here!

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How could I not become a radical when
we were fighting a force of pure evil?

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Hey, hey, Mr. Burns!
Enough already with the germs!

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Their flower power...
It's no match for my glower power.

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That's some nice glowering, Mr. B.

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We'd met the enemy,
and it was Montgomery Burns.

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Drastic action had to be taken
to stop his war machine.

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I put Homer to bed, Abe.
And now I'm going out.

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It could be a late night.
I'm meeting my destiny.

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So long.

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When this baby goes off,
Burns' lab is gonna be history, man.

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Germ history!

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Oh, man, I got the munchies.

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Oh, no.

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Wait a minute.
Bronchial tubes clearing.

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Asthma disappearing.
Acne remains.

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But asthma disappearing.

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My germs. My precious germs.

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They never harmed a soul.
They never even had a chance.

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Whoever did this
will never get past me.

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You poor man.
Let me help you up.

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You just made a very big mistake.

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You'll spend
the rest of your life in pri...

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My asthma's gone!
Listen to me breathe.

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From that moment on,
my life as I knew it was over.

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Only one member
of the Springfield Seven was identified.

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She's described as a woman
in her early 30s, yellow complexion...

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...and may be extremely helpful.

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For Channel Six News,
I'm Kenny Brockelstein.

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Homer.

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I'll miss you, Homer.

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I thought I dreamed that kiss.

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I'm so sorry I misjudged you, Mom.

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You had to leave
to protect your family.

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How did you survive?

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I had help from my friends
in the underground.

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Jerry Rubin gave me a job
marketing his line of health shakes.

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I proofread Bobby Seale's cookbook.

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And I ran credit checks
at Tom Hayden's Porsche dealership.

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Wait a minute. There's one thing
I don't understand.

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In all those years,
why didn't you ever try to contact me?

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But I did. I sent you a care package
every week.

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Come on, Mom. We use that same
line on the kids...

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...when they're at camp.
- But I did! I really did! I'll prove it to you.

237
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Undelivered mail
for Homer J. Simpson?

238
00:14:25,872 --> 00:14:28,705
No. Oh, wait. This.

239
00:14:28,912 --> 00:14:31,301
That's what happens
when you don't tip at Christmas.

240
00:14:31,672 --> 00:14:35,301
Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the
Prussian Consulate in Siam by aeromail.

241
00:14:35,512 --> 00:14:38,026
Am I too late for the 4:30 autogiro?

242
00:14:38,232 --> 00:14:41,224
- I better look in the manual.
- Ignorance.

243
00:14:43,672 --> 00:14:45,822
Wait a minute. I know that woman.

244
00:14:46,032 --> 00:14:48,705
But from when? And in what capacity?

245
00:14:50,632 --> 00:14:52,668
It's her. At last.

246
00:14:52,872 --> 00:14:57,388
This book must be out of date.
I don't see Prussia, Siam or autogiro.

247
00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,389
Keep looking.

248
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,023
Are you sure
this is the woman you saw?

249
00:15:06,232 --> 00:15:08,587
Absolutely. Who could forget
such a monstrous visage?

250
00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:12,068
She has the sloping brow and cranial
bumpage of the career criminal.

251
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:15,110
Sir, phrenology was dismissed
as quackery 160 years ago.

252
00:15:15,312 --> 00:15:18,543
Of course you'd say that. You have
the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter.

253
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:24,065
At any rate, the FBI will track down this
mystery woman and put her behind bars.

254
00:15:25,552 --> 00:15:27,747
- How does it happen, Joe?
- How does what happen?

255
00:15:27,992 --> 00:15:29,823
A sweet lady mortgaging her future...

256
00:15:30,032 --> 00:15:33,024
...for a bunch of scraggly ideals
and greasy-haired promises?

257
00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:36,190
Maybe she thought the war was
so immoral, her end justified the means.

258
00:15:36,392 --> 00:15:38,303
Gee, Joe.
You haven't been the same...

259
00:15:38,512 --> 00:15:41,709
...since your son went crazy in Vietnam.
- It's a pain that never ends.

260
00:15:45,352 --> 00:15:49,265
How many roads must a man walk down

261
00:15:49,552 --> 00:15:53,750
Before you can call him a man?

262
00:15:54,032 --> 00:15:56,785
- Seven!
- No, Dad. It's a rhetorical question.

263
00:15:57,032 --> 00:15:59,387
Rhetorical, eh? Eight!

264
00:15:59,632 --> 00:16:03,341
- Do you know what rhetorical means?
- Do I know what rhetorical means?

265
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:07,030
Quick, Grandma! Hide!

266
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:15,983
No door is gonna keep me from
my meddling! Stand up straight, Bart.

267
00:16:17,032 --> 00:16:20,024
- Abe?
- What the...?

268
00:16:20,352 --> 00:16:22,502
Now, here's a piece of bad news.

269
00:16:22,752 --> 00:16:25,949
Oh, Abe. You've aged terribly.

270
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,143
What do you expect? You left me...

271
00:16:28,352 --> 00:16:30,741
...to raise the boy on my own!
- I had to leave!

272
00:16:30,952 --> 00:16:32,863
You didn't have to
tell Homer I was dead!

273
00:16:33,112 --> 00:16:37,469
It was either that or tell him
his mother was a wanted criminal!

274
00:16:37,712 --> 00:16:42,547
You were a rotten wife
and I'll never, ever forgive you!

275
00:16:44,112 --> 00:16:46,990
- Can we have sex? Please?
- Oh, Abe.

276
00:16:47,192 --> 00:16:49,069
Well, I tried. What's for supper?

277
00:16:51,592 --> 00:16:54,345
I might've seen her. It's hard
to tell from this old picture.

278
00:16:54,552 --> 00:16:58,909
Well, according to our computer-aging
program, she should look about...

279
00:16:59,112 --> 00:17:00,704
...25 years older.

280
00:17:01,432 --> 00:17:03,263
Yeah, I seen her.
That is to say, I saw her.

281
00:17:07,352 --> 00:17:09,104
Look at me, Grandma!
I'm a hippie!

282
00:17:09,352 --> 00:17:13,709
Peace, man. Groovy. Bomb Vietnam!
Four more years! Up with people!

283
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:16,552
You know, Grandma,
I used to think maybe I was adopted.

284
00:17:16,792 --> 00:17:19,022
I couldn't understand
how I fit into this family.

285
00:17:19,232 --> 00:17:22,827
Now that I've met you,
I suddenly make a lot of sense.

286
00:17:23,992 --> 00:17:28,941
I'm so glad to see the spirit of the '60s
is still alive in you kids.

287
00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:38,941
Yep. I saw her.

288
00:17:39,152 --> 00:17:42,861
That is to say, I seen her.
She seemed like a nice lady.

289
00:17:43,112 --> 00:17:46,787
Well, that "nice lady" set the cause
of biological warfare back 30 years.

290
00:17:46,992 --> 00:17:48,664
We're only now finally caught up.

291
00:17:48,952 --> 00:17:51,307
Two more ladies
come by earlier that day.

292
00:17:51,952 --> 00:17:54,386
One was real pretty.

293
00:17:54,592 --> 00:17:56,389
Tother, sort of plain.

294
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:02,308
Ma'am, we're gonna need your
assistance in locating this individual.

295
00:18:03,312 --> 00:18:07,100
You're fresh. Don't you wanna play
good cop, bad cop?

296
00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:09,627
- Ma'am, we're all good cops.
- I had no intention...

297
00:18:09,832 --> 00:18:11,390
...of playing the good cop.

298
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,471
We know you bought the tombstone.

299
00:18:14,672 --> 00:18:16,663
We know the fugitive visited
that tombstone.

300
00:18:16,872 --> 00:18:20,660
- Whose tombstone was it?
- Just lift up your coffee cups and see.

301
00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:28,864
- Good Lord!
- Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh.

302
00:18:29,112 --> 00:18:31,945
- Better start with Greektown.
- That's Homer J. Simpson, chief.

303
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,985
- You're reading it upside down.
- Cancel that APB.

304
00:18:35,192 --> 00:18:37,786
But bring back some of them gyros.

305
00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:40,950
Chief? You're talking into your wallet.

306
00:18:41,232 --> 00:18:43,905
Grandma, have you ever thought
about moving to Springfield?

307
00:18:44,152 --> 00:18:46,268
You could live with Grampa again.

308
00:18:51,432 --> 00:18:52,831
I'm a living joke.

309
00:18:53,072 --> 00:18:57,429
You know, Lisa,
it might be nice to rest for a while.

310
00:18:57,632 --> 00:18:59,907
Mom, there's nothing
to be alarmed about.

311
00:19:00,112 --> 00:19:03,229
Could you take one last look
at the family and join me in the kitchen?

312
00:19:06,272 --> 00:19:10,550
I've been waiting 25 years
for this moment.

313
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,148
I'm sorry, sir.
I must've taped over that.

314
00:19:25,392 --> 00:19:27,110
Freeze. FBI. The jig is up.

315
00:19:27,312 --> 00:19:31,590
All right, I admit it!
I am the Lindbergh baby!

316
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,991
- I miss my fly-fly dada.
- Are you trying to stall us?

317
00:19:35,192 --> 00:19:37,467
- Or are you just senile?
- A little from column A...

318
00:19:37,672 --> 00:19:41,347
...a little from column B.
- Sir. She's gone.

319
00:19:46,112 --> 00:19:47,340
We made it, Homer!

320
00:19:47,552 --> 00:19:49,782
It's all thanks
to our anonymous tipster.

321
00:19:50,032 --> 00:19:52,546
But who are you?
And why did you tip us off?

322
00:19:52,752 --> 00:19:55,505
It's because of your old lady
that I got rid of the asthma...

323
00:19:55,712 --> 00:19:57,589
...that was keeping me
out of the academy.

324
00:19:57,792 --> 00:19:59,350
- Thanks.
- Sure. Just think of me...

325
00:19:59,552 --> 00:20:02,066
...as an anonymous friend
who rose through the ranks...

326
00:20:02,272 --> 00:20:05,344
...of the Springfield police
to become Chief Clancy Wig...

327
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:08,544
Yak, yak, yak.

328
00:20:11,152 --> 00:20:12,710
Well, there's my ride.

329
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,550
The underground awaits.

330
00:20:15,432 --> 00:20:17,946
At least this time
I'm awake for your goodbye.

331
00:20:18,192 --> 00:20:19,705
Oh, Homer.

332
00:20:19,992 --> 00:20:26,067
Remember, whatever happens, you have
a mother. And she's truly proud of you.

333
00:20:30,952 --> 00:20:35,343
Hurry up, man. This electric van
only has 20 minutes of juice left!

334
00:20:36,992 --> 00:20:39,745
- Don't forget me.
- Don't worry, Homer.

335
00:20:39,992 --> 00:20:42,062
You'll always be a part of me.

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