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Marge Be Not Proud

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It's a Krusty Kinda Kristmas.

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Brought to you by ILG.

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Selling your body's chemicals
after you die.

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And by
Little Sweetheart Cupcakes.

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A subsidiary of ILG.

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Oh, hi.
I didn’t hear you come in.

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Welcome to my home.

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Say, did I hear some carolers?

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Come, they told me...

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Hey, it's respected private citizen,
Tom Landry.

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And South American sensation,
Xoxchitla.

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Shooshashi... Shoosh...

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Oh, boy.

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Now, stay tuned for a video
Christmas card from Tupac Shakur.

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Hey, I thought Krusty was Jewish.

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Christmas is when people of all religions
come together to worship Jesus Christ.

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- Boring.
- Boring.

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- Help!
- Help!

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You want excitement?
Stuff this up your stocking.

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That looks entertaining.

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Oh, yeah.

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So tell your folks,
"Buy me "Bonestorm".

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Or go to hell!"

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- Buy me "Bonestorm" or go to hell.
- Bart.

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Young man, in this house
we use a little word called "please."

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It's the coolest video game ever.

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I'm sorry, honey, but those games
cost up to, and including, $ 70.

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They're violent
and distract you from schoolwork.

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Those are good points. But they
don't result in me getting the game.

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I know how you feel, Bart.

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When I was your age,
I wanted an electric football game...

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...more than anything in the world.

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And my parents bought it for me
and it was the happiest day of my life.

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Well, good night.

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Oh, I'll never get that game.

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Tuck-in time.

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All aboard the sleepy train
To visit Mother Goose

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Barty's stop is Snoozy Lane
To rest his sweet caboose

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Mom, I'm not a little kid anymore.
Tuck-in time is lame.

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Well, if loving my kids is lame,
then I guess I'm just a big lame.

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Mom, it's lame
to be proud of being lame.

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Well, life is like a box of chocolates...

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- Mom, no. Mom.
...you never know...

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- what you're gonna get.

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Ninety-nine cents?

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I wanna buy a copy of "Bonestorm."
Here's 99 cents.

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Allow me to summarize
the proposed transaction.

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You wish to purchase
"Bonestorm" for 99 cents.

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Net profit to me: Negative $59.

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Oh, please, take my $59.
I don't want it. It's yours.

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Seeing as we are unfamiliar
with sarcasm...

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...I shall close the register
at this point...

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...and state that 99 cents
is the rental price.

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- Oh, then may I please rent it, please?
- No, you may not. I am all out.

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Though I do have an abundance of
"Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge."

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Milhouse has "Bonestorm."

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This is great.
And all I've done is enter my name:

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Thrillhouse.

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- Say, cool dude, can I play too?
- It's only a one-player game.

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Then how come it says,
"second player score"?

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Mom, Bart's swearing.

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- Hey. What the hell...?
- No. No. No.

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- Damn it, I wasn't swearing.
- Out. Out, right now. Out.

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Maybe if I stand next to the games
looking sad...

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...someone will feel sorry for me
and buy me one.

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Gavin, don't you already
have this game?

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No, Mom, you idiot.

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I have "Bloodstorm" and "Bonesquad"
and "Bloodstorm II," stupid.

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Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
We'll take a "Bonestorm."

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Well, get two.
I'm not sharing with Caitlin.

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That must be the happiest kid
in the world.

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Hey, Simpson. Check this out.

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Look what I got.
It's the kind I like.

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- Are you guys shoplifting?
- Four-finger discount, dude.

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Shoplifting is a victimless crime,
like punching someone in the dark.

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Yeah.

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Go ahead, Bart.
Take the "Bonestorm."

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The store is so rich.
She'll never notice.

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It's the company's fault
for making you want it so much.

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Don't do it, son. How's that game
gonna help your putting?

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Just take it.
Take it, take it, take it. Take it!

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I'm outside. I got away with it.

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I'm free.

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Sir, would you open
your coat, please?

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I don't think this is
the kind of coat that opens.

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Please step back in the store, sir.

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That boy's parents must have made
some terrible mistakes.

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Shut up, Mom.

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- Here you go, little fella.
- No, no. Not for him.

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Oh, I see.

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Hi, I'm Troy McClure.

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You might remember me
from public service videos as:

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Designated Drivers:
The Lifesaving Nerds...

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...and Phony Tornado Alarms
Reduce Readiness.

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I'm here today to give you
the skinny on shoplifting...

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...completing my plea bargain with the
people at Foot Locker of Beverly Hills.

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Shoplifting began here
in ancient Phoenicia.

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Thieves would literally
lift the corner of a shop...

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...in order to snatch the sweet,
sweet olives within.

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Oh, Sheheqazaramesh,
will you ever learn?

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Flash forward to ancient Babylonia...

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- All right, show's over.
- Excuse me?

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You think you're pretty smart,
don't you?

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- No.
- Don't smart off to me, smart guy.

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I could pay for the game.
I'll pay for it.

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You know, that kind of mush
might fly at Lamps Plus...

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...but don't peddle it here.
If I wanted smoke blown up my ass...

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...I'd be at home with a pack
of cigarettes and a short hose.

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That's it, Mr. Comedian.
I'm calling your parents.

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Hello, Mr. And Mrs. Simpson?

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This is Detective Don Brodka
from Try-N-Save security.

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That's right, Don Brodka.

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Your son, Bart,
has been caught shoplifting.

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Yeah, it's a shame, I know, but...

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Well, try and have a Merry Christmas.

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They weren't home.

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But I left a message on their
answering machine. That's right.

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I'm okay. I've really, really, really
learned my lesson.

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- Can I please go now?
- Yeah, get out of my sight.

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Hey, kid. One more thing.

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If you ever set foot
in this store again...

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...you'll be spending Christmas
in juvenile hall, capisce?

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- Well, do you understand?
- Everything except "capisce."

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Lousy, stinking piece of crap.

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Gotta change that tape.
Oh, God, I gotta change that tape.

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Gotta change Maggie.
Dear God, we gotta change Maggie.

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We didn't have a message
when we left.

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How very odd.

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Hello Mudduh
Hello Fadduh

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Here I am at
Camp Granada

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Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?

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Now to put this tape
where no one will ever listen to it.

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Homer, didn't you get any milk?
All I see is eggnog.

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'Tis the season, Marge.
We only get 30 sweet noggy days.

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Then the government
takes it away again.

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I think I'm having chest pains.

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- Bart, get your suit on.
- What for?

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We're getting our
Christmas picture taken.

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Well, you lucked out, Marge, my man,
because I'm in a smiling mood today.

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Well, good.

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Get ready and before you know it,
we'll be at the Try-N-Save.

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Try-N-Save?

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Oh, my teapots are ready.

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If you ever set foot
in this store again...

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...you'll be spending Christmas
in juvenile hall.

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Juvenile hall, juvenile hall...

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Stand behind the yellow line.

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You will now receive
your Christmas presents...

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...donated by the Port Authority
Lost and Found Office.

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Pass your chit to Santa
to receive your gift.

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If you do not have a chit,
you will not receive a gift.

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Wow, the March 8th newspaper.

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Cool. A book of carpet samples.

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Come on, new bike.

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A soiled wig.

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Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year.

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Bart, what's taking so long?

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If you're having that zipper problem,
I can send your father up.

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Oh, no, I'm not.

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What's the matter with your face?
Is that a fake nose?

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Are you wearing chin putty?

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I don't have to listen
to these wild allegations.

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Please, Bart, no more pranks.

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It would mean so much to me if we
could have just one nice family photo.

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Hey, I don't remember saying that.

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Almost forgot to lock the doors.

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I hope you're going
to the Valle Vista Try-N-Save, kid.

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Because you don't want
to come to my store.

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"Catfish?"

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So we're just gonna do this photo
and get out, right?

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I wanna look at the pets
and the typewriters...

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...and see the new dictionaries.
- Okay.

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I wanna price some flip-flops
and smell new tires...

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...and consult the pharmacist
for some free medical advice.

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Sure. We're gonna have a great day.

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Right, Bart?
Bart? What's wrong, honey?

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Somebody's got tired little legs.

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I wonder where the flip-flops are.

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Menswear...
Maybe it's Sporting Goods.

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Wait, no, Sleepwear.
Oh, probably Better Living.

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Oh, Homie, look at that watch.
I've always wanted a watch like that.

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Well, maybe someone
will give you one for Christmas.

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Now she'll really be surprised when
she opens that ironing board cover.

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Must have been
a pretty slow century.

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The store detective.

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Hey, Ansel Adams, let's go.
Take the photo.

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Well, wait, wait. I don't want Maggie's
face hidden behind that pacifier.

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Don't worry,
I can put a smile on baby's face.

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Okay, sugar plum,
it's time to meet Mr. Funny Voice.

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Hello, I'll... Oh, it's just air.

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Come on, hurry up.

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Okay, people. One, two, three.

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I thought I told you,
no returns for busted merchandise.

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What are you doing to my son?

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I'm afraid your son
broke the 11th commandment:

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Thou shalt not steal.

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That's crazy. Bart's not a shoplifter,
he's just a little boy.

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Oh, sure. Now he's just a little boy
stealing little toys...

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...but someday he'll be a grown man
stealing stadiums and quarries.

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My son may not be perfect...

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...but I know in my heart
he's not a shoplifter.

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Fine. Play the tape.

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Then everyone can see
you've got the wrong boy.

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Wait! Mom,
I don't want you to see this.

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I did it.

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Bart, I wouldn't have expected this
even from you.

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My son's a thief.

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Oh, Bart.

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Stealing! How could you?

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Haven't you learned anything from
that guy who gives sermons at church?

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Captain What's-His-Name?
We live in a society of laws.

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Why do you think I took you
to all those Police Academy movies?

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For fun?

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Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing!
Did you?

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Except at that guy
who made sound effects.

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Honk, honk.

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Where was I? Oh, yeah.
Stay out of my booze.

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Mom, I'm really sorry.

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- I know you are.
- Is there anything I can do?

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I don't know.

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- Why don't you go to bed?
- Okay.

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Man, I thought Mom
was gonna scream me stupid.

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She didn't even raise her voice.

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I admit I haven't known Mom
as long as you have...

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...but I know when she's really upset.

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Her heart won't just wipe clean
like this bathroom counter top.

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It absorbs everything that touches it
like this bathroom rug.

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Really?

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You think this might be
one of those forever-type things?

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I don't know.

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Lisa’s on the sleepy train
To rest her weary head

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Her ticket is a candy cane
Made out of gingerbread

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- Good night, Mom.
- Good night, sweetheart.

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Oh, great.
The Tuck-In Express is right on time.

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Good night.

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I've figured out the boy's punishment.
First, he's grounded.

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No leaving the house,
not even for school.

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Second, no eggnog.
In fact, no nog period.

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And third,
absolutely no stealing for three months.

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I always thought I understood
my special little guy.

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But somewhere along the road...

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...his hand slipped away.
- What are you gonna do?

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He's not my little baby anymore.
Maybe I mother him too much.

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00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:35,582
- Hey, Mom, you didn't wake me up.
- Here's your hot chocolate.

246
00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:37,306
You didn't put my marshmallow in.

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I think you're old enough
to do it yourself now.

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00:16:40,387 --> 00:16:43,265
Okay. I can handle that.

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Hey, give me a slice.

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Milhouse...

251
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...do you ever worry that your mom
might stop loving you?

252
00:16:58,947 --> 00:17:01,586
What? I'm more worried
about piranhas.

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Did you see that movie where
they sent a nuclear submarine...

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...to fight the piranhas and one swims
right down the periscope...

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...and bites the guy in the eye
and he goes:

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And that old lady told him
it would happen?

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Yeah. That was pretty good.

258
00:17:14,347 --> 00:17:16,383
Hey, how come you're not
playing "Bonestorm"?

259
00:17:16,587 --> 00:17:20,341
It got boring.
I'm really into this cup and ball now.

260
00:17:22,787 --> 00:17:26,336
Man, you never know which way
this crazy ball's gonna go.

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00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:28,265
Yeah, right.
You're trying to trick me.

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00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:30,423
You don't want me playing
your video game.

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Here. Go ahead.

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00:17:32,627 --> 00:17:34,822
- No, let me try the cup and ball.
- Get your own.

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- Come on. Don't be a cup-and-ball hog.
- Hey, give it.

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- That's mine!
- Milhouse, come on.

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00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,019
- Give me the cup and ball!
- No, give it!

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Mom, Bart's smoking!

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- All right. Out, out, out.
- Hey...

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- But, Mrs... Milhouse...
- Go, go, go.

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- Okay, okay. I won't bug Milhouse.
- Out.

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But, well, Mrs. Van Houten,
this is gonna sound kind of dumb...

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...but can I hang out with you
while you do mom stuff?

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- Who are Dan and Sherry Adler?
- Just friends of ours.

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And who is Warren Burke?

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He used to tune our piano
before we got rid of it.

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He grew up in Mechanicsburg.

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Oh, really?

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00:18:19,187 --> 00:18:20,415
Tell me I'm good.

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00:18:23,947 --> 00:18:27,383
Oh, hey, that's Mom.
She's happy again.

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00:18:29,707 --> 00:18:32,983
- You guys made a snowman family?
- Check it out, boy.

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It's like looking
into a living snow mirror.

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- Why didn't you wait for me?
- I didn't think you'd mind.

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00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:42,387
I figured you were getting
a little too old for this.

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00:18:42,587 --> 00:18:45,784
But you can still make one.
There's some snow left under the car.

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Stupid family.

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00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:07,143
Hey, Simpson,
look what I swiped from Try-N-Save.

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00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:11,306
It's a replacement tire
for a wheelbarrow.

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00:19:11,507 --> 00:19:13,384
I knew you'd like it.

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00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,177
Everybody thinks
I'm the black sheep.

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00:19:19,387 --> 00:19:21,947
Well, I'll show them
what a black sheep can do.

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00:19:27,227 --> 00:19:30,663
Mom, this fake snow
is making me dizzy.

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00:19:30,867 --> 00:19:34,746
We're almost finished.
There's just a little bit of green left.

294
00:19:36,707 --> 00:19:39,744
There you are.
You can help me spray the cookies.

295
00:19:39,947 --> 00:19:43,383
Are you hiding something?
What do you have under your jacket?

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- Nothing.
- Oh, Bart, not again.

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00:19:45,827 --> 00:19:48,102
- Give it to me.
- I told you, I don't have anything.

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You can't hide from me in this house,
Bart. I spend 23 hours a day here.

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00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:59,818
- Get him, Ma.
- There's no place left to run, Bart.

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00:20:00,027 --> 00:20:01,255
Hand it over.

301
00:20:03,187 --> 00:20:06,862
Oh, Bart.
I can't believe you did this.

302
00:20:08,547 --> 00:20:10,424
I wanted to surprise you
for Christmas.

303
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:12,185
Oh, sweetie.

304
00:20:12,387 --> 00:20:14,617
This is the best present
a mother could get.

305
00:20:17,427 --> 00:20:19,736
I love you so much.

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00:20:19,947 --> 00:20:22,620
My little bitty Barty.

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00:20:23,147 --> 00:20:24,375
Mom.

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00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:32,462
Since I got my present early,
I think you should get yours early too.

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00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:36,057
Bart got a present early?
Then I should get one. I want a present.

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Lisa, you have to wait.

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00:20:38,787 --> 00:20:41,301
Wait. This is the worst
Christmas ever.

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00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:43,145
Now, I know you love video games.

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00:20:43,347 --> 00:20:46,100
And I asked the clerk
which is the one every boy wants.

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You got me...

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00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,340
Oh, yeah.

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00:20:55,907 --> 00:20:58,262
Thanks, Mom.

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00:21:07,787 --> 00:21:10,460
Welcome to
"Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge."

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I am Carvallo.
Now, choose a club.

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00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:16,297
You have chosen a three wood.

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00:21:16,507 --> 00:21:18,657
May I suggest a putter?

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00:21:18,867 --> 00:21:22,462
Three wood.
Now enter the force of your swing.

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00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:25,500
I suggest "feather touch."

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00:21:25,707 --> 00:21:27,698
You have entered "power drive."

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Now push 7-8-7 to swing.

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Ball is in parking lot.
Would you like to play again?

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You have selected "no."

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