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Raging Abe Simpson
and His Grumbling Grandson in...

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..."The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"

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Grampa. I don't mind
when you spit at home...

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...but I have to work with these people.

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Oh, jabberjack. Schoolhouse don't
put out spittoons, I ain't responsible.

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All right, seniors.

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We'd all love to share in your wisdom,
experience, yadda yadda yadda.

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Let's start with Milhouse's grandfather.

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How many of you have a house?

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All right. Now, how many of you
drove your house to school today?

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Well, I did.

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No, I'm not Superman.
I just own an RV.

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Me and the new wife travel the country
searching for adventure.

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Last fall, we won a chili cook-off
in Beaumont, Texas.

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You're living in a fool's paradise,
Van Houton.

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If you fell down in the shower,
that thing would be your tomb!

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Grampa, hush.

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Here. Why don't you spit some more?

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No, I'm not Superman. I'm a judge.

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Why, just this morning I sentenced
my 46th man to death.

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No, 47th.

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Wow, 47.

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- I love you, Grampa.
- Yeah, well...

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...I may not have a fancy black bathrobe
and a hammer like snooty.

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But I do have slippers
and an oatmeal spoon.

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Look!

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Bart, perhaps your grandfather
would like to come up front...

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...and let someone else interrupt.
- Oh, please, no.

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About time, knothead.

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Now...

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Hey, listen!

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Now, my story begins
in 19-dickety-2.

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We had to say "dickety" because the
kaiser had stolen our word "twenty."

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I chased that rascal to get it back,
but gave up after dickety-6 miles.

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"Dickety"? Highly dubious.

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What are you cackling at, fatty?
Too much pie, that's your problem.

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Now I'd like to digress
from my prepared remarks...

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...to discuss
how I invented the "turlet."

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"Turlet."

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Stop your snickering!
I spent three years on that turlet.

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And then he claimed he was the one who
turned cats and dogs against each other.

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Why is he always making up
those crazy stories?

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Maybe it's time
we put Grampa in a home.

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- You already did.
- We could put him in one...

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...where he can't get out.
- No. Old people deserve respect.

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Look at Jacques Cousteau
and Goldie Hawn.

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You wouldn't shut them away
like second-class citizens.

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Second-class?

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What about social security,
bus discounts...

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...MedicAlert jewelry,
Gold Bond Powder...

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...pants all the way up to your armpits
and all those other senior perks?

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If you ask me,
old folks have it pretty sweet.

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Let's see.

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This junk was hardly
worth getting up for.

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Maybe if I go back to sleep
for a few days...

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...some good mail will build up.
Hey, what's this?

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"Asa Phelps has..."

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The seventh Hellfish is dead!

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That means the fortune's almost mine.

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Asa Phelps spent his entire life
in Springfield...

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...except for four years' service
in World War II...

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...and one high school day trip.

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He worked at the United Strut
and Bracing Works as a molders boy...

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...until he was replaced by
a Moldermatic and died.

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Would you do the honors?

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Well, Simpson, seven gone.

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As soon as you're in your pressboard
coffin, the treasure will be mine.

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- Over my dead body it will.
- That's exactly the point.

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Oh, Simpson, can't you go five seconds
without humiliating yourself?

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How long was that?

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Your clownish behavior
notwithstanding...

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...we have made
a gentleman's agreement...

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...and sworn on our lives to honor it.

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Smithers, I want that man killed.

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Well, let's see. "Mesmerists,
dowsers, Luddites, alienists...

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...Zoroastrians, alphabetizers..."

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"Assassins."

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I was wondering, sir.
Do we really need to...

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...settle Abe Simpson? I mean,
I'm familiar with his physical state.

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Perhaps if we wait,
nature will assassinate him for us.

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Well, I can't risk it. I won't allow that
Simpson to take the Hellfish bonanza.

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And I can't get it without his key.

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Just the man I need.

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Fernando Vidal.

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The world's most devious assassin.

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Fernando, it's M.B.

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Marion Barry. Is it time
for another shipment already?

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This is Montgomery Burns.

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I'm sending you a photo
over the faxtrola.

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I need you to fly to Springfield
and assassinate this man posthaste.

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Del Monte.

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Enjoy them, old man.
They will be your last.

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What the...? I'm up. I'm up.

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He's more clever than he looks.

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Abraham Simpson,
your family is here to visit you.

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Hot diggity!
My family's come to visit me.

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Wait a minute.
My family never comes to vi...

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Not again.

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I can't take much more
of your blundering numskullery.

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I'll be in the car, dudes.

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There is one more way to kill a man,
but it is as intricate and precise...

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...as a well-played game of chess.

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Was that me or was that you?

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Help!
Nurse, someone's trying to kill me.

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Okay. We'll do something
about that right away.

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Let's start by doubling
your medication.

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Our residents are trying...

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...to nap!

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Let me in.
Someone's trying to kill me.

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Sweet, merciful McGillicutty,
you gotta open the door!

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- Who is it?
- It's Grampa.

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And it sounds like he's gotten
into the horseradish again.

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And then a knife flew at my head.

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And you were there.
And you were there.

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Grampa, maybe I should moisten
your washcloth.

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It's plenty moist. Listen.

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Monty Burns is trying to kill me,
and it's all because...

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- I can't tell you why.
- Well, I'm sure you'll make up something.

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Maybe you need more
of my classmates around.

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I gotta hole up here for a while.
They might still be after me.

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Wow, he's even more agitated than
usual. Maybe we should let him stay.

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- Where will we put him?
- Bart's room.

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- Bart's room.
- Bart's room.

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Dumpster.

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Sorry to crowd you, boy.
But I'll let you in on a secret.

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Burns is after me because
he wants the Hellfish bonanza.

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If you're gonna stay in my room...

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...could you at least stop
making up gibberish?

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- Gibberish, eh? Then what's this?
- Wrinkly gibberish?

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I got this in the Second World War II.

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Back then, I was known as
Sergeant Simpson.

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And I commanded the Flying Hellfish...

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...the fightingest squad
in the fightingest company...

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...in the third fightingest battalion
in the Army.

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And we were all from Springfield.

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There was Police Chief Wiggum's father,
Iggy Wiggum.

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If anybody finds a grenade
without a pin, that's mine.

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Our radio man, Sheldon Skinner.

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All right. Very funny.

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Well, I didn't join the service
to make friends.

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And watching our backs was
Private 5th Class Arnie Gumble.

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Then there was also Griff, Asa, Ox and
Etch. But every unit has a troublemaker.

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Ours was a cocky little private
named Montgomery Burns.

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- Haven't you won the war yet?
- Hey, you said you was dead.

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Yes. Dead tired.
But I'm quite refreshed now. Thank you.

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You bossed around the richest,
most powerful guy in town.

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How come you were a sergeant
and he was only a private?

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Well, he got busted down for obstructing
a probe from J. Edgar Hoover.

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And we got stuck with him.

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Now they'll never save your brain, Hitler.

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Little help?

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Look out!

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"Boom," it went. Just like that.

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They took a photo of my keister
for Stars and Stripes.

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Well, they told me it was
for Stars and Stripes.

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If you saved Burns' life,
why does he wanna kill you?

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It was the closing days of the war.

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We had just flushed some Germans
out of an abandoned castle...

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Hey, Burnsy found some pictures.

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Wait a minute.
We ain't supposed to steal from civilians.

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Want me to report you
to Commander Flanders?

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- Just leave them, Burnsy.
- Leave them for whom, the Germans?

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The folks who shoot at us all day?
Let's just take them.

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We'll all be rich. Rich as Nazis.

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I'd like to be rich.

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Think of what a guy could get
with that scratch.

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Yeah. I could buy chicken dinners
three times a day.

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I could buy a brand-new Studebaker
with a fan on the dashboard.

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I could buy my way into high society.

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Well, I don't feel right about it, but
I could use a nest egg for retirement.

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I'd hate to wind up
in one of them old folks' homes.

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Then it's agreed.

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Of course, we can't sell the paintings
now, we'd be caught.

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How many of you are familiar
with the concept of a tontine?

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All right, Ox.
Why don't you take us through it?

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Essentially, we all enter into a contract
whereby the last surviving participant...

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...becomes the sole possessor
of all them purty pictures.

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Well put, Oxford. Now remember...

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...you can't all sign with an X.

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So we sealed up the paintings...

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...knowing only one of us
would ever look upon them again.

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Ox was the first to go.

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He got a hernia carrying the crate
out of the castle.

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Five more men died in
the Veterans Day float disaster of '79.

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Now, with Asa gone,
it's down to me and Burns.

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Great story, Grampa. Could have used
a vampire, though. Night.

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My own grandson thinks I'm a liar.

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Don't kill me!

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I've tried to meet you halfway, Simpson.

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But you had to be
Little Johnny Live-a-Lot.

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Now give me your key
to the Hellfish bonanza.

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Oh, wow, there really is a treasure.

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Whatever you do,
don't give him the key.

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- Here's the key.
- Oh, figures.

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Hey, Mr. Burns. Can I go with you
to get the treasure?

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I won't eat much
and I don't know right from wrong.

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Oh, you're a good boy.

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But the child-labor people have been
watching me like a hawk.

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Well, I'm off to get paintings.
As they say, "Time is Monets."

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As you were, sergeant.

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Oh, terribly sorry.
Back to sleep, little girl.

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Santa?

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Well, I guess Burns is finally
gonna be rich.

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Not without the keys he isn't.

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- Hey, you got the keys.
- Now we can get the treasure!

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Oh, what's the use?

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Burns would still find some way
to take it from me.

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I can't believe you, Grampa.

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The sergeant in your story would never
be scared of a dork like Burns.

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You gotta get that treasure.

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You gotta do it for Ox and Asa
and Griff and Burnsy.

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- Well, not so much Burnsy.
- You really think I can do it?

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Yes. But we gotta act fast.

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Where are you two going at this hour?

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- On a treasure hunt.
- Oh, can I come?

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Only if you're ready to stare danger
in the face...

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...put your manhood
to the ultimate test and take...

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Pass.

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Grampa, do you think your dead buddies
walk around at night?

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If they're anything like me, they have
to get up twice. Okay, hold up here.

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Fellas, it's me, sarge. At ease.

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I know I'm bending the rules tonight.

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But I also know none of you wants
that skunk Burns to take our treasure.

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And I want you to know
that when I die...

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...you're all welcome to visit me
in rich man's heaven.

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Now it's gonna show us
exactly where to dig.

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Boy, you borrow us some diving
equipment while I borrow this boat.

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Well, howdy-doodily, stranger. Couldn't
help but notice you stealing my boat.

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I'll bring it back.

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- You ever operated a powerboat?
- No.

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- Know anything about water safety?
- No.

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- What do you need it for?
- It's a secret.

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Sounds spine-tingly-dingling.
Just promise you'll have a good time.

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Maude, boys, come on up.

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We're gonna have a little campout
in the dinghy.

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Now remember the plan, boy.

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- If you run out of air, tug on the rope...
- Sixty-four times.

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- No more, no less. Got it.
- No, no, 63 times if you're out of air.

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Sixty-four is if you've
found the treasure.

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Gotcha. Hey, Grampa.

241
00:15:46,407 --> 00:15:48,602
Do you think I could have been
a Flying Hellfish?

242
00:15:48,807 --> 00:15:51,401
You're a gutsy daredevil
with a give-them-hell attitude...

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...and a fourth-grade education.
You could've made sergeant.

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Sixty-one, 62...

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...sixty-three...

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Oh, no, 63! He's out of air.

247
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I've sent my only grandson
to a watery gra...

248
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Sixty-four! He found the treasure.
I'm rich!

249
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You're one heck of a grandson, boy.

250
00:16:51,447 --> 00:16:54,325
Now let's break her open
and have a look-see.

251
00:17:06,007 --> 00:17:07,759
The light must have burned out.

252
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:12,918
I'll thank you to stop pinching
my Botticelli.

253
00:17:13,527 --> 00:17:15,324
Looks like I didn't need the keys.

254
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:17,398
I'll take the masterpieces, thank you.

255
00:17:17,647 --> 00:17:19,638
Consarnit!

256
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You coward! You're an embarrassment
to the name Hellfish.

257
00:17:26,927 --> 00:17:28,440
Oh, am I?

258
00:17:28,687 --> 00:17:32,396
No. Look. Take the art if you want.
Just don't hurt the boy.

259
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:34,715
I'd rather do both.

260
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So long, sarge.
See you at the reunion in November.

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I'm sorry I cost you
your fortune, Grampa.

262
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:29,517
The fortune doesn't matter, boy.

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The important thing is you're safe.
Now let's get that fortune!

264
00:18:36,647 --> 00:18:39,798
They're gaining on us, sir.
We'll have to jettison something.

265
00:18:40,967 --> 00:18:43,242
It's been an honor to serve you, sir.

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00:18:44,927 --> 00:18:48,442
- Consarnit, he's getting away.
- In a pig's eye he is.

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00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,560
Act your age, Simpson. You look foolish.

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- Don't kill me.
- I ain't gonna kill you.

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00:19:18,607 --> 00:19:21,679
That would be cowardly.
Monty Burns cowardly.

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00:19:21,887 --> 00:19:25,118
I just wanna watch you squirm.

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Yes, sir. Is this to your liking?

272
00:19:32,727 --> 00:19:35,924
Now, Burnsy, there's one thing
we don't stand for in the Hellfish...

273
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...and that's trying to kill
your commanding officer.

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00:19:38,847 --> 00:19:41,964
So consider this
your dishonorable discharge.

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You're out of my unit,
you're out of the tontine...

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00:19:45,007 --> 00:19:46,918
...and that means
the paintings are mine.

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Private, you are dismissed.

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00:19:53,207 --> 00:19:55,198
You're rich, Grampa. You did it.

279
00:19:55,407 --> 00:19:58,001
And Burns can never take that
away from you.

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00:20:01,447 --> 00:20:03,915
Freeze! U.S. State Department.
We'll take those.

281
00:20:04,127 --> 00:20:07,358
We've been helping the Germans
search for this stolen art for 50 years.

282
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,279
To avoid an international incident...

283
00:20:09,487 --> 00:20:12,445
...we'll be returning it to
the descendant of its rightful owner.

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00:20:13,807 --> 00:20:15,035
Baron Von Hertzenberger...

285
00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:18,319
...on behalf of the American people,
I apologize for...

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00:20:18,527 --> 00:20:20,358
Mach schnell mit the art things, huh?

287
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:24,685
I must get back to Dance Central
in Stuttgart in time to see Kraftwerk.

288
00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:29,920
Watch out for the CD changer
in my trunk, huh?

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00:20:30,127 --> 00:20:31,845
Idiot.

290
00:20:36,247 --> 00:20:38,397
I guess he deserves it more than I do.

291
00:20:44,927 --> 00:20:46,838
You never were, Grampa.

292
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:51,926
I'd hug you, but I know
you'd just get embarrassed.

293
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I won't get embarrassed. I don't care
who knows I love my grampa.

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Hey, fun boys. Get a room.

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