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Homerpalooza

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You know, most of my life...

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...I've had to live with the shame
of being a screwup.

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But now, as I stand here with the award
for the district's safest bus driver...

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...well, it's like a dream come true.

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Otto. Wake up.

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So who's good at keeping secrets?

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"Dear parents, due to yesterday's
unscheduled field trip...

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...to the auto-wrecking yard...

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...the school bus will be out
of commission for two weeks.

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By reading this letter out loud...

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...you have waived any legal
responsibility on our part...

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...in perpetuity
throughout the universe."

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Well, we'll have to organize
a car pool.

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Hey, every day will be like a road trip.

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With your dad. To school.

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So how about those
rainbow suspenders, huh?

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Dad.

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- Pretty cool way to keep your pants up.
- Dad.

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I see these kids now
with "jive" printed on their shirts.

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Now, I can teach you
how you're supposed to say "jive."

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Dad, please just drive the car, Dad.

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I'm watching the road, sweetie.
You jive turkey.

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See? You gotta sass it.

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Quit jiving me, turkey.
You gotta sass it.

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A turkey is a bad person.

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KFSL, Fossil 103.

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Classic hits from Abba
to Zeppelin, Led.

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Tell him.

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Mr. Simpson, sir?

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Can you please change
the radio station?

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But this is Grand Funk Railroad.

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You guys back there
know Grand Funk, right?

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Nobody knows the band Grand Funk?

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The wild, shirtless lyrics
of Mark Farner?

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The bong-rattling bass
of Mel Schacher?

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The competent drum work
of Don Brewer?

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Oh, man.

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For more information on Grand Funk,
consult your school library.

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Now, when I listen
to a really good song...

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...I start nodding my head
like I'm saying "yes" to every beat.

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Yes, yes, yes. This rocks.

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And then sometimes I switch it up like,
"No, no, no. Don't stop a-rocking."

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Dad, please. You're embarrassing us.

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No, I'm not.

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I'm teaching you about rock music.

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Now, Grand Funk Railroad paved
the way for Jefferson Airplane...

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...which cleared the way
for Jefferson Starship.

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The stage was now set
for the Alan Parsons Project...

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...which I believe was a hovercraft.

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Dad! No one cares
about your stupid dinosaur bands.

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You have the worst,
lamest taste in music ever.

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I'm just trying to party with you guys.

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Homer, first of all, it's "par-tay."

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And second,
we wouldn't par-tay with you...

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...if you were the last dad on earth.

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Hi there. It's been a while since
I set foot in Good Vibrations Music.

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Where can I find
the latest releases by Bread?

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- Oldies.
- Oldies?

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But you've got
all the top bands in here.

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Styx? I just heard them
on the King Biscuit Flower Hour.

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Now, here are some
of your no-name bands.

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"Sonic Youth."

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"Nine Inch Nails."

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- "Hullabalooza"?
- Hullabalooza is a music festival.

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The greatest music festival
of all time?

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There can only be one
truly great music festival a lifetime...

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...and it's the US Festival.

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- The what festival?
- The US festival.

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It was sponsored by that guy
from Apple Computers?

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What computers?

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Why do you need new bands?

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Everyone knows rock
attained perfection in 1974.

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It's a scientific fact.

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Quadraphonic sound, a waterbed
and now a strobe light.

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Gentlemen, say hello
to the Second-Base mobile.

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Wicked.

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Back then, we didn't care
what anyone thought.

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And the chicks found that irresistible.

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I think you're cool, Homer Simpson.

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Sandra, that was mean.

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But most of all, I remember the music.

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What the hell are you two doing?

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It's called rocking out.

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You wouldn't understand, Dad.

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- You're not with it.
- I used to be with it.

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But then they changed what it was.

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Now, what I'm with isn't it...

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...and what's it seems weird
and scary to me.

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It'll happen to you.

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No way, man. We're gonna
keep on rocking forever.

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Forever. Forever.

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Forever. Forever.
Forever.

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What's wrong, Homie?

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I went to the record store today...

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...and they were playing music
I never heard of.

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It was like the store had gone crazy.

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Record stores have always seemed
crazy to me, but it doesn't upset me.

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Music is none of my business.

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That's fine for you, Marge.

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But I used to rock 'n' roll all night
and party every day.

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Then it was every other day.

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Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour
a week in which to get funky.

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I've gotta get out of this rut
and back into the groove.

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Well, good.
Try to include Bart and Lisa.

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Dear Lord, if you keep Homer
from embarrassing us today...

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...we promise to build several churches
in your honor.

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Bart, no.

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Hey, wait. I'm okay today.
My mom bought me deodorant.

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Dad, you forgot to pick up Milhouse.

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I did? I must be getting forgetful
in my old age.

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Open the glove compartment
and fetch me my brain medicine.

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What are you talking about?

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Well, what have we here?

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Looks like your uncool dad
scored tickets to Hullabalooza.

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- Bart, these look real.
- Check the authenticator spot.

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This is an authentic
Hullabalooza ticket.

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For authentic refreshment,
eat Clark bars.

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And for totally outrageous class rings,
it's Jostens. Go Jostens.

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You're not going to school today.

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Today, your classroom
will be the Capitol City Amphitheater.

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Your teacher: Four dozen rock bands.

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So get ready for some
well-supervised craziness...

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...while you rock out
with your father.

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Wow, it's like Woodstock...

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...only with advertisements everywhere
and tons of security guards.

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People, have your tickets out.
Throw your cameras out.

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Surrender all identification.

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My homemade Kahlua.

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Generation X may be shallow...

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...but at least they have tolerance
and respect for all people.

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Hey, a freak show.

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Thank you.
Thank you very much.

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And now, the band you've all
been waiting for:

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Cypress Hill.

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Before we start,
we have a lost child here.

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If she's not claimed in an hour...

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...she'll become property
of Blockbuster Entertainment.

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- What is that smell?
- It smells like Otto's jacket.

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- Dude, karma.
- What?

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Karma, karma.

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Oh, I get it.

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Dad, you cannot wear that.
That's a Rastafarian hat.

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Hey, I've been safari-ing
since before you were born.

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Wearing a Jamaican hat
makes a statement...

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...about your connection
to reggae music.

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Well, excuse me.

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You know what, Dad? Maybe we'll go
exploring on our own for a while.

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Well, Homer, this is it.
Time to get back with the people.

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The young people.

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All right. Yeah.

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Cool concert, am I right?

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- Yeah, nice try, narc.
- Where's the narc?

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- Who?
- That fat Jamaican guy.

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What'd I say? What's going on?

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Hey, we're just trying
to have a good time, narc.

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Why do you wanna destroy us?

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Don't commit your hate crimes here.
Hate crime!

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Okay, I'm heading out now.

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More butt support.
More butt support.

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It may be bleak, but this music
is really getting to the crowd.

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Making teenagers depressed
is like shooting fish in a barrel.

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Makes no sense.

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I haven't changed since high school
and suddenly I'm uncool.

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I've been kicked out of paradise.

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I'll never be part of the scene again.

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Oh, man. There goes
Peter Frampton's big finale.

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He's gonna be pissed off.

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You're damn right
I'm gonna be pissed off.

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I bought that pig
at Pink Floyd's yard sale.

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Dad, are you okay?

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I'm fine.

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Sir, I run Hullabalooza's "Pageant
of the Transmundane," the freak show.

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And I've been looking for a big fatso
to shoot with a cannon.

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I'd like very much for you
to be that fatso.

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So you wanna go on tour
with a traveling freak show?

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- I don't think I have a choice.
- Of course you have a choice.

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How do you figure?

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You don't have to join a freak show
just because the opportunity came along.

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You know, Marge, in some ways,
you and I are very different people.

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And now, get ready for the man...

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...with the iron stomach.

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Hi, everybody.

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Is everybody good?

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Thank you.
Thank you very much.

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"Stay in school.

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Your hero, Homer."

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Hey, cannonball.
I like your statement.

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When life takes a shot at you,
you stand your ground.

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- Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
- Homer Simpson, smiling politely.

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You know, my kids
think you're the greatest.

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And thanks to your gloomy music...

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...they've finally stopped dreaming
of a future I can't possibly provide.

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Well, we try to make a difference.

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"Dear Bart and Lisa..."

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All is well on tour with America 's
most popular alternative-music festival.

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Our first job is to entertain.

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And I like to think sometimes
we get a message across as well.

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But the main thing is, I've finally tapped
into that spirit of self-destruction...

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...that makes rock 'n ' roll
the king of music.

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Hello, ticket holders.

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Oh, here comes that cannonball guy.
He's cool.

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Are you being sarcastic, dude?

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I don't even know anymore.

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Thank you. And remember,
don't trust anyone over 30.

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And now, Peter Frampton.

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Thanks, Homer.
Homer Simpson, everyone.

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Hey, Homer. Looks like our next stop
is your hometown, Springfield.

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Is it true that we
have to bring our own water?

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We got a little rule back home.

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If it's brown, drink it down.
If it's black, send it back.

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The hometown show's
the big one, Homer.

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People who called you
a weirdo in school...

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...get to see what a successful
freak you've become.

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Hey, I wasn't a weirdo.

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- I was in the audio-visual club.
- Really? Me too.

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But I got kicked out because
of my views on Vietnam.

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Also, I was stealing projectors.

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Anyway, get ready, beer belly.

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We're gonna show Springfield
what we're made of.

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- All right, Homer.
- Yeah, Homer.

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Yeah, yeah.

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- That was odd.
- Gee, I don't like the sound of that.

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No biggie. I'm cool.

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Nothing's more important to me than
the health and well-being of my freaks.

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I'm sending you to a vet.

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God, those cannonballs have practically
demolished your stomach.

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From now on, no cannonballs,
no spicy foods...

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...and when you lie in a hammock,
please...

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...rest your beer on your head
or your genitals.

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Rules. I'm a rocker.
I don't care for rules.

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Mr. Simpson, this is serious.

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If you take one more cannonball
to the gut...

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...you will die.

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Die? Well, you don't scare me, doc.

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Because dying would be
a stone groove.

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Got any messages for Jimi Hendrix?

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Yes. Pick up your puppy.

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So, what's it like being famous, Dad?

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People know your name,
but you don 't know theirs. It's great.

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- Dad, do you wear boxers or briefs?
- Nope.

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- What religion are you?
- You know.

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The one with all the well-meaning rules
that don't work out in real life.

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Christianity.

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- What's with all the questions?
- Some report I gotta do for school.

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- Hey, you want some pie?
- Sure. We got a lot of catching up to do.

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Clear the way, clear the way.
Performer coming through.

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This is so exciting.
Last time I got to go backstage...

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...was when Bart ripped
his pants at the Christmas play.

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Mom.

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Hello, bands! Who is playing
with the London Symphony Orchestra?

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Come on, people. Somebody ordered
the London Symphony Orchestra.

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Possibly while high.

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Cypress Hill, I'm looking
in your direction.

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Hey, man, did we order a orchestra?

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- What's up with this orchestra, man?
- I don't know, man.

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- I didn't tell them about this, man.
- We gotta do... We gotta do something.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. We think we did.

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Do you know "Insane in the Brain"?

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We mostly know classical,
but we could give it a shot.

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Now this I like.

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Man, that guy's guitar is talking.

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Hey, my shoes are talking too.

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Don't worry. We won't hurt you.

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We only want to have some fun.

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And to think, Smithers, you laughed
when I bought Ticketmaster.

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"Nobody's going to pay
a 100-percent service charge."

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Well, it's a policy that ensures a healthy
mix of the rich and the ignorant, sir.

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Springfield, yeah!

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Wait. What's this?

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Oh, come on. Do you feel?

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God, Homer Simpson wrecks my pig...

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...Cypress Hill steals my orchestra,
and Sonic Youth's in my cooler.

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Get out of there, you kids.

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Oh, come on, Mr. Frampton. You're not
gonna eat all that watermelon.

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- Please, I'm trying to perform.
- Go ahead.

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We'll stay here and guard your cooler.

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Twenty-five years I've been in this.
I've never heard anything...

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And now, Springfield, this is the moment
that you've been waiting for.

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The man who embodies everything
about rock 'n' roll, except the music.

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Give it up for your very own
homegrown hero...

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...Homer Simpson.

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I used to carpool with that guy.

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Oh, this is heavy.

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Okay, Homer.
Don't fear the Reaper.

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I'm gonna die.

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Cannons are designed to hurt.

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They're designed to hurt.

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Mom, Dad needs our support.

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You're the coolest dad alive.

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Oh, Marge, I thought
I had an appetite for destruction...

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...but all I wanted
was a club sandwich.

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There might be one in this cooler.

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Oh, here we go.

295
00:19:36,027 --> 00:19:39,303
Oh, man, Homer wussed out.
I'm so disillusioned.

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Hey, Hullabalooza isn't about freaks.

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It's about music and advertising...

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...and youth-oriented
product positioning.

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That, and getting toasted,
nicely toasted.

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Homer, I'm sorry. There's nothing worse
than a yellow-bellied freak.

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Unless that's his act.

302
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I expect your letter of resignation
on my desk.

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- You have a desk?
- I mean, the hood of my car.

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I'll miss you, Pumpkins.

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But I just can't share
your bleak worldview.

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I've got too much to live for.

307
00:20:07,027 --> 00:20:08,255
We envy you, Homer.

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All we have is our music,
our legions of fans...

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...our millions of dollars
and our youth.

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Let's all go out and buy fur coats.

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I want a walk-in humidor.

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So I realized that being with my family
is more important than being cool.

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Dad, what you just said
was powerfully uncool.

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You know what the song says,
"It's hip to be square."

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That song is so lame.

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- So lame that it's cool?
- No.

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- Am I cool, kids?
- No.

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Good. I'm glad. And that's what
makes me cool, not caring, right?

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- No.
- No.

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00:20:47,467 --> 00:20:50,937
Well, how the hell do you be cool?
I feel like we've tried everything here.

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Wait, Marge, maybe if you're truly cool,
you don't need to be told you're cool.

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- Sure you do.
- How else would you know?

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