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Summer of 4 ft. 2

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Hey, Bart, summer's almost here.

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Which kind of sprinkler do you like?

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The one that goes like this?

5
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Or the one that goes like this?

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Oh, and there's this one:

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It's the last day of school, Milhouse.
Try to show some dignity.

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Gentlemen, start your chimes.

9
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School's out. Up yours, Krabappel.

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I'm glad the rest of you remembered...

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...that summer vacation starts at
the end of the day, not the beginning.

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Here you go, ma'am.

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Quick work.
How'd you know he was gonna run?

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We've got someone on the inside.

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The reward for a year's worth
of toil and sacrifice.

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Retrospecticus.

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The leatheroleum covers
were worth the extra money.

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Oh, you can smell the benzene.

19
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Oh, when the kids
see these layouts and fonts...

20
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...you're going to be
the most popular girl in school.

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You know something, Beezee,
I think you're right.

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"And so, as Abraham Lincoln
sat in Ford's Theatre that night...

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...John Wilkes Booth entered,
drew his gun and..."

24
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Well, that's it.
Have a nice summer, everyone.

25
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But what happened in Ford's Theatre?

26
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Was President Lincoln okay?

27
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He was fine.

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Go home, Ralph.

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In the beginning of the school year,
each of you received a colored ticket.

30
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I hope everyone still has theirs.

31
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Who died and made you boss?

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Mr. Estes, the publications advisor.

33
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I edited the whole thing.

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If you hadn't done it,
some other loser would have...

35
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...so quit milking it.

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Hey, will you guys sign my yearbook?

37
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This is Becky.
She's in the second grade.

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Hi, Becky. Thanks for coming out.

39
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"See you."
He writes the way people talk.

40
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Your daughter is named Seymour?

41
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Well, I...

42
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I lied, it's for me.

43
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I don't get it. Straight A's,
perfect attendance, bathroom timer.

44
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I should be the most popular
girl in school.

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Homer, I'm in a rhubarb
of a pickle of a jam here.

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I was all set to go off on vacation,
when I get called up for jury duty.

47
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Oh, it's a corker of a case.

48
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Seems a man drove up
onto a traffic island...

49
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...and hit a decorative rowboat
full of geraniums.

50
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Now, they're trying it
as a maritime offense...

51
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So anyhoo, how would you like to use
my beach house, free of charge?

52
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I only get two weeks
of vacation a year...

53
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...and you want me to spend it
in your lousy beach house?

54
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Well, if it'll seal the deal,
I'll take a look at your septic tank.

55
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- See if I can get her humming again.
- Deal.

56
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See, Flanders?
You give a little, you get a little.

57
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Hello, Mr. Brown Ground.
What you got for me?

58
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And you're sure the Flanderses
won't be there?

59
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Well, it sounds great.

60
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Bart, you can invite Milhouse.

61
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Lisa, you can bring a friend too.

62
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Hey, great, a friend.

63
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Or a companion or,
I don't know, a stuffed animal?

64
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- Well, did you call one of your friends?
- Friends?

65
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These are my only friends.

66
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Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal, and even
he's kissed more boys than I ever will.

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Girls, Lisa. Boys kiss girls.

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Mom, why don't I have any friends?

69
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We have each other.

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When I was a lonely little girl...

71
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...I always dreamed that someday
my daughter would be my best friend.

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We are best friends, Mom.

73
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But I'm a kid.
I need friends my own age too.

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Honey, you'll make plenty of friends.
All you have to do is be yourself.

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Be myself? I've been myself
for eight years and it hasn't worked.

76
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Look at all these dorky clothes.

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A bathing cap.

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Nose plugs.

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A microscope at the beach?

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What was I thinking?

81
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Mom, I'm gonna tighten
Milhouse's straps. He's fidgeting again.

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Lisa, let's go.

83
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Somebody's traveling light.

84
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Maybe you're getting stronger.

85
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Well, I have been eating more.

86
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Wave bye-bye to our house, Maggie.

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- Bye-bye, tree.
- Bye-bye, job.

88
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Bye-bye, toothbrush.

89
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Bye-bye, Lisa Simpson.

90
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When the hell are we gonna get to...?
Where the hell are we going?

91
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It's called
Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport.

92
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It's known as "America's Scrod Basket."

93
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I thought Springfield
was America's Scrod Basket.

94
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No, Springfield is
America's Crud Bucket.

95
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At least, according to Newsweek.

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"Wel-diddly-elcome, Simpsons."

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- Oh, jeez. He actually wrote "diddly."
- That was thoughtful.

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"I left a few helpful notes
around the house."

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- "Put food in me."
- I'll take that.

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Well, duh.
With what, Ned?

101
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Nice try, Todd.

102
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Isn't this fun, honey?

103
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It must be exciting
to make a different set of beds.

104
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I know you're joking, but it is.

105
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Say, why don't you put on your
swimsuit and head for the beach?

106
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Well, it's kind of funny.

107
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With all the craziness and confusion
and meshugas of packing...

108
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...I forgot to pack.

109
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Lisa, that's not at all like you.

110
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Exactly.

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I forgot my swimsuit too.

112
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But I improvised.

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Hello.

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Mom, I'm kind of trying
to go for a different look this year.

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Oh, okay.

116
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How about this adorable sun suit?

117
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It has a starfish on the fanny.

118
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And it comes with its own pail.

119
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Mom, come here. Bring money.

120
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So where do you want
to show off your new, hip togs?

121
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The sherbet shop? The candle district?
Big Sue's Tap Water Taffy?

122
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If it's okay with you, Mom,
I'd rather go find some kids.

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Okay.

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You'll be my friend.

125
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I'm never, never
gonna let you get away.

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Last one in is a yearbook editor.

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Full speed ahead. Prepare to dive.

128
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Dive!

129
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It's low tide, boys.

130
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I wonder where all the kids are.

131
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Hey, a library.

132
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No, I can't. That's the old, nerdy Lisa.

133
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Read about my adventures
in the South Seas.

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And make me live again.

135
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We've got periodicals on microfiche.

136
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Won't you join our tea party?

137
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It would be ever so...

138
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Don't do it, Lisa.
It's a trick. Run!

139
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Run!

140
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I don't see any kids at all.

141
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It's like they ditched me in advance.

142
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So he goes, like:

143
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I can totally hear him going that.

144
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Only kids are that incoherent.

145
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So my mom tried
to take me to some candle place...

146
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...but I'm all like, "No way."

147
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Like, you know, whatever.

148
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Like, you know, whatever.

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Hey, what's hap...

150
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Okay, okay, okay.

151
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It's not your fault. It's a bird thing.
You don't control the birds.

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You will someday, but not now.

153
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- Hi.
- What's up?

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- Who's that?
- I don't know. Some kid.

155
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Hey, I like your hat.

156
00:10:01,372 --> 00:10:02,646
A compliment.

157
00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,604
Scanning for sarcasm.

158
00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:07,406
It's clean. Go!

159
00:10:07,652 --> 00:10:09,165
Thanks.

160
00:10:11,052 --> 00:10:12,963
- You guys skate?
- Try to.

161
00:10:13,172 --> 00:10:16,209
- The cops always confiscate our boards.
- Yeah.

162
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You just know they're using them,
like, five minutes later at the station.

163
00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:23,324
I think I know a place you can skate
that's virtually deserted.

164
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Like, you know, whatever.

165
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- All right.
- Excellent.

166
00:10:30,452 --> 00:10:31,646
- Okay.
- Yeah.

167
00:10:34,932 --> 00:10:37,400
Hey, this place rocks.
What did you say your name was?

168
00:10:37,652 --> 00:10:39,290
Didn't. It's Lisa.

169
00:10:39,532 --> 00:10:42,490
I'm Erin. So how did you know
about this place? You into books?

170
00:10:42,692 --> 00:10:44,523
Me? Unlikely.

171
00:10:44,732 --> 00:10:47,769
My goony brother's
always going to libraries.

172
00:10:47,972 --> 00:10:49,485
I usually hang out in front.

173
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Oh, you like hanging out too?

174
00:10:51,412 --> 00:10:53,164
Well, it beats doing stuff.

175
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Yeah, stuff sucks.

176
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Hey, you up?
You can use my board.

177
00:10:58,452 --> 00:11:00,488
Okay, thanks.

178
00:11:00,692 --> 00:11:04,082
That's very rad of you.

179
00:11:10,612 --> 00:11:13,729
Hey, Bart, Lisa's skateboarding
with some cool kids.

180
00:11:13,932 --> 00:11:16,287
And she looks like Blossom.

181
00:11:16,492 --> 00:11:19,290
Lisa? With people?

182
00:11:19,492 --> 00:11:22,484
If they're impressed by her,
I'm gonna Bart their world.

183
00:11:22,692 --> 00:11:24,683
- Okay, Milhouse, you know the drill.
- Right.

184
00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:28,601
You go over and wow them.
I hide in the shrubs.

185
00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,609
Hot stuff, coming through.

186
00:11:36,292 --> 00:11:39,204
My friendship, you know you want it.

187
00:11:40,132 --> 00:11:42,009
That kid, like, tries too hard.

188
00:11:42,212 --> 00:11:46,091
Yeah. The whole thing
smacks of effort, man.

189
00:11:46,292 --> 00:11:49,682
That's my dorky little brother,
Bart... holomew.

190
00:11:50,572 --> 00:11:53,245
Who does he think he is
with that slingshot in his pocket?

191
00:11:53,452 --> 00:11:54,407
Dennis the Menace?

192
00:11:55,492 --> 00:11:57,687
- What a rip.
- Mr. Wilson or something.

193
00:11:57,932 --> 00:11:59,888
How'd it go? Are we down with them?

194
00:12:00,092 --> 00:12:03,129
No. They must've seen you.

195
00:12:05,612 --> 00:12:08,080
Oh, why do we have
to play this lousy old game?

196
00:12:08,332 --> 00:12:10,892
Because it was the only one
in the house. Come on, Homer.

197
00:12:11,092 --> 00:12:13,048
Open the door for your Mystery Date.

198
00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:18,443
Captain of the football team.
He's a dreamboat.

199
00:12:18,652 --> 00:12:20,847
Don't wait up, Marge.

200
00:12:21,052 --> 00:12:22,770
Okay, Bart. Your turn, your turn.

201
00:12:28,132 --> 00:12:30,566
You got the dud.

202
00:12:30,812 --> 00:12:34,600
Hey, he looks just like you,
Poindexter.

203
00:12:35,452 --> 00:12:39,047
How come Lisa doesn't have to play?
Why does she get to hang with friends?

204
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,248
You got friends.
You got the dud right here.

205
00:12:41,452 --> 00:12:43,090
Stand up for yourself, Poindexter.

206
00:12:50,412 --> 00:12:54,200
Wow, Lisa. I never appreciated
all this, like, sea junk before.

207
00:12:54,452 --> 00:12:57,125
- Hey, that clam's got legs.
- That's a hermit crab.

208
00:12:57,332 --> 00:13:00,722
When she outgrows her old shell,
she finds a new one that's a better fit.

209
00:13:00,932 --> 00:13:02,331
Don't be afraid, little friend.

210
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,762
You'll be the most
popular crab on the beach.

211
00:13:05,492 --> 00:13:08,962
A gift from my favorite crustacean.

212
00:13:10,052 --> 00:13:12,407
Did you learn that word
from a teacher or something?

213
00:13:12,612 --> 00:13:15,888
No, no, I heard it on Baywatch.

214
00:13:16,092 --> 00:13:20,165
- Oh, cool.
- Baywatch. David Hasselhoff, man.

215
00:13:23,852 --> 00:13:26,047
I'll bet this place sells illegal fireworks.

216
00:13:26,252 --> 00:13:30,404
Just go in and act casual,
like you buy them all the time.

217
00:13:32,532 --> 00:13:33,965
Hi.

218
00:13:34,172 --> 00:13:37,130
Let me have
one of those porno magazines...

219
00:13:37,332 --> 00:13:40,608
...a large box of condoms,
a bottle of Old Harper...

220
00:13:40,812 --> 00:13:43,804
...a couple of those panty shields,
and some illegal fireworks...

221
00:13:44,012 --> 00:13:47,971
...and one of those disposable enemas.
No, make it two.

222
00:13:48,212 --> 00:13:51,727
My apologies, sir, but the sale
of fireworks is prohibited in this state...

223
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:55,641
...and is punishable by a... Follow me.

224
00:14:00,052 --> 00:14:05,570
Any red-blooded, flag-feeding
American would love the M-320.

225
00:14:05,772 --> 00:14:07,763
Celebrate the independence
of your nation...

226
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,724
...by blowing up a small part of it.

227
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,081
All right.

228
00:14:11,332 --> 00:14:13,129
Cool of your mom
to let us hang out here.

229
00:14:13,332 --> 00:14:14,765
Totally. Not like my mom.

230
00:14:14,972 --> 00:14:18,885
She'd be butting in with
Rice Krispie Squares and Tang.

231
00:14:19,132 --> 00:14:21,771
My dad's all stoked
because today's the Fourth of July.

232
00:14:21,972 --> 00:14:25,248
He woke me up at dawn
to take a loyalty oath.

233
00:14:25,452 --> 00:14:29,445
My mom's French,
so we only celebrate Bastille Day.

234
00:14:29,652 --> 00:14:31,131
Well, we could do something fun.

235
00:14:31,932 --> 00:14:34,651
- How about a beach party?
- Oh, great idea, Lis.

236
00:14:34,892 --> 00:14:38,009
- I know where there's a beach.
- I know where we can get baguettes.

237
00:14:39,892 --> 00:14:43,965
I don't know what you've got planned
for tonight, Homer, but count me out.

238
00:14:44,172 --> 00:14:45,446
Didn't you buy any meat?

239
00:14:46,292 --> 00:14:48,362
This baby's sure to kill something.

240
00:14:48,572 --> 00:14:52,406
Okay now, everybody,
stand back while I celebrate freedom.

241
00:14:52,612 --> 00:14:53,806
Bart, give me your matches.

242
00:14:54,732 --> 00:14:57,246
- Fresh out.
- No lighter? Nothing?

243
00:14:59,812 --> 00:15:01,165
Wait, I got it.

244
00:15:14,172 --> 00:15:15,844
The beer!

245
00:15:30,772 --> 00:15:34,128
This is the worst Fourth of July ever.
I hate America.

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- Come on, Milhouse. Let's go there.
- I don't think you should.

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Let Lisa be alone
with her new friends.

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They're my friends rightfully.
She only got them by copying me.

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Don't have a cow, man.

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See? That's my expression.

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You haven't said that in four years.

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Let Lisa have it.

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It's the principle. She's gotta learn.

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No. Now, park your keister, meister.

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Aye caramba.

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Hey, Lis, I made something for you.

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- It's a friendship bracelet.
- For me?

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Wow. My first real
friend... ship bracelet.

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I don't have anything for you...

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...except this necklace I made.

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Oh, cool. Thanks.

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Hey, cinnamon dental floss.

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I just know we're gonna
be friends forever.

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So Lisa has a friend.

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We'll see about that.

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Bart, I need my glasses.

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Nice doggy.

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I'm dizzy. I'm nauseous.

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But I'm popular!

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What's he doing here?

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My yearbook. No!

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Hey, you guys. You wanna see
how cool Lisa Simpson really is?

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Check this out:
Miss Perfect Attendance.

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Grammar Rodeo, Head Buckaroo.
The French Table.

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Teacher's pet?

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Hey, Lis.

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I guess my little yearbook
stunt was pretty rough...

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...but it did teach you a lesson.

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It's important to be yourself.

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I know exactly who I am.

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I am the sister of a rotten,
jealous, mean, little sneak.

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You cost me my only friends.

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You've ruined my life.

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Hey, kids, there's a carnival tonight.

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Oh, boy, a carnival!

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Kids, stop that.
Don't make me get the carny.

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- Hey, Lisa, make friends with this.
- Hey!

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Help! Help!

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Remember, kids,
there's no need to bump.

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Just enjoy the ride.

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Lisa, wait.

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Being myself didn't work.

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Being someone else didn't work.

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Maybe I just wasn't meant
to have friends.

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Lisa is gonna freak when she sees this.

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Well, hurry up. They'll be back soon.

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Lisa?

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00:19:26,772 --> 00:19:29,081
Okay, you found out
I'm an overachieving bookworm.

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So whatever mean prank you're pulling,
just finish it up and send me a Polaroid.

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- I'm going to sleep.
- Wait, Lisa. Look.

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Cool, huh?

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Now you can take the beach
with you wherever you go.

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But don't drive at night.

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00:19:50,852 --> 00:19:52,808
Does this mean
you still want to be friends?

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00:19:53,012 --> 00:19:56,243
Even though I tried
to cover up my nerdish leanings?

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Look, we don't care who you were.

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And you can't fake
the kind of good person that you are.

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00:20:01,972 --> 00:20:05,044
Yeah, you taught us about
cool things like nature...

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...and why we shouldn't
drink seawater.

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This is the most thoughtful
thing anybody ever...

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Sweet, merciful crap! My car!

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00:20:16,972 --> 00:20:20,044
The polite thing to do would have been
to clean the shells first.

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Shoo! Shoo!

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00:20:22,092 --> 00:20:24,208
I guess I should give this back to you.

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I showed it to your friends
again before we left.

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- Bart!
- Look inside.

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Thanks, Bart.

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I signed it too.

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Well, get a last look
at the beautiful ocean scenery, kids.

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