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[Chorus Singing]

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[Bell Ringing]

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[ Whistle Blowing]

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[ Beeping ]

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?? [ Jazzy Solo ]

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[ Beeping ]

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[ Tires Screeching ]

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D'oh!
[ Screams ]

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Mmm.

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[ Chuckles ]
So I said to that nurse...

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"You can take your free
tetanus shot and shove it."

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- You told her, Dad.
- You better--

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- [ Bones Crack]
- believe I did.

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[ Grunting ]

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You still haven't told us
why Lenny bityou.

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Well, I really gave him no choice.
You see--

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- Lousy meat-eating scum.
- Huh?

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- Notyou.
- [ Chomping ]

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I'm going over to protest this disgusting
new restaurant called The Slaughterhouse.

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It's decorated with hanging steer carcasses
and a fountain ofblood.

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Oh, I heard about that place
on The Red Grocer.

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The worst part is
you pick out your own cow...

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and they kill it
right in front ofyou.

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Well, maybe the animals
don't mind, honey.

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They might enjoy being
the center of attention.

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I think I read somewhere
that cows like being killed.

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Wait! There's a place like
that in Springfield?

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- Then why are we eating this crap?
- [ Clanging ]

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Come on, everybody.
We're going to The Slaughterhouse.

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- You didn't need to knock the food on the floor.
- Didn't I?

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[ Chainsaw Revving ]

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[ Mooing ]

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Wow! It's even more wonderful
than Lisa said.

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Oh, whoa. A complimentary
basket ofhooves.

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Mmm. Beef salad,
beef on the cob, beef-fried beef--

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Is there anything on the menu
that isn't meat?

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- Ha. Not likely.
- Cool.

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Even this menu is made of meat.
It's an entire chicken pounded flat.

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How clever.
The kids' menu is on the beak.

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Hmm, I think I'll take--
oh, that one.

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- [Gunshot]
- [Thud]

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No. He's a bit listless, isn't he?

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Give me--
ooh, that spirited fellow.

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- [Gunshot]
- [Thud]

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He didn't put up much ofa fight.
Why don'tyou pick one for me?

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- [Gunshot]
- [Thud]

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On second thought,
I'll just have a glass of milk...

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- from that cow.
- Hmm?

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- [Gunshot]
- [Thud]

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[Homer] Wait a minute.
Is this the biggeststeakyou've got?

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Seventy-two ounces? I thought this
was supposed to be a steak house...

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not a little girlie, underpantsie,
pink-doily, tea-party place.

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Well, there is one steak that's
only available by special request.

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We call it "Sirloin-a-Lot."
It's the size ofa boogie board.

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Ooh! I'll have that one.
And to drink, meatballs.

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- Very good, sir.
- [ Dinging ]

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Ladies and gentlemen, this brave man
has accepted the "Sirloin-a-Lot" challenge.

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He will pit his stomach against
1 6 pounds ofindomitable tenderloin.

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- [People Oohing]
- They like me because I'm brave.

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Only two people have ever
finished the whole thing.

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Ifyou want some friendly advice, pal...

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I wouldn't tackle the big one right away.

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Oh, yeah?
What doyou know about it?

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- Hmm?
- It's you! You're him!

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You're Tony Randall!

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[ Chuckles ]
Red Barclay's my name. I'm a trucker.

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And I've eaten steaks from coast
to coast with taters and toast.

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Take my advice.
This one's not for greenhorns.

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Greenhorn? Who's a greenhorn?
What's a greenhorn?

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It's an insult. Sock him, Dad.
Sock everybody.

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Oh, you're just jealous 'causeyou don't have
the belly for it anymore, Mr. No-Belly.

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Mr. Hasn't-Got-A-Belly.

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Well, I have just
finished a whole lamb.

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But, uh, I reckon I could
takeyou to school. You're on, boy.

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- ?? [Fanfare ]
- [ Grunting ]

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[ Drooling ]

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Is it safe to eat that much food,
Dr. Hibbert?

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You know, I wouldn't have thought so before
I bought 1 2% percent ofthis restaurant...

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but now I feel a balanced diet can include
the occasional eating contest.

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- But what ifhe chokes?
- Oh, not to worry.

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We have the latest Heimlich machine.

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[ Gagging ]

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On your left, the pride of
the American trucking industry...

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- "Reliable" Red Barclay!
- [Cheering, Applause ]

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And an your right,
Homer somebody.

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- Go, Dad! Go, go, go!
- Yeah! Come on, Homie!

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Gluttons, to your marks,
and gorge!

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Chew, chew, chew!
Chew, chew, chew!

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- Ooh, dear.
- No, Homer! Don't fill up on bread!

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Huh? Oh, right! The steak!

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[ Chomping ]

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Come on, Dad. Pick up the pace.
Chew and swallow. No savoring.

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Must eat beef.
Must defeat guy I just met.

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[ Chomping ]

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[ Chomping ]

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So much steak.

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Lungs filling.
Sinuses packed with meat.

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Come on, Dad.
Just 1 2 more pounds.

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[ Groaning ]

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Oh, humans are so ridiculous.

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He's not even halfwaythrough Walter
and he's already hallucinating.

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[ Both Laughing ]

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Lousy drunks!
I'll show them!

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[ Groaning ]

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What's happening to me?

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There's still food,
but I don'twant to eat it.

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I've become everything
I've ever hated. [ Sobbing ]

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- Mmm.
- [Cheering, Applause ]

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The winner and still champion,
"Reliable" Red Barclay!

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My hat's offto you, Red.
You're a true American hero.

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And you did it with style and dignity.
And-- Hey!

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You're not breathing.

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Don't people usually breathe?

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This man is dead.
Looks to me like beef poisoning.

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- [ All Gasping ]
- Probably from some other restaurant.

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- [ All Sighing ]
- [ Man ] Pass the ribs.

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[ Grunting ]

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You'd better take one ofthese too.
He's eaten quite a lot.

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[ Tires Squealing ]

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There goes the finest trucker
who ever lived.

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He called me greenhorn.

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I called him Tony Randall.
It was a thing we had.

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In 38 years,
he never missed a shipment.

124
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But I guess this is one delivery
old Red won't be making.

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Oh, yes, hewill.
And on time too.

126
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Oh, no. Homer, no.

127
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I've got to, honey. I owe it to old Red
as both his friend and his killer.

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Oh, let me go with you, Dad.

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- Don'tyou have school?
- Don'tyou have work?

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Ah, touché!

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Bye, Marge!

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- Aren'tyou gonna say bye?
- Good-bye, Homer.

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- That didn't sound likeyou meant it.
- Oh, all right.

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Good-bye, sweetheart.
Have a nice trip.

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That's more like it.
So long, suckers!

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- [HomerLaughing]
- [ Horn Honks ]

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[ Grinding ]

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- [HomerGrunting]
- [ Grinding Continues ]

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- [ Grunting ] Come on!
- [ Grinding ]

140
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Ah, now I'm getting
the hang ofthis thing.

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- I don't know why
I didn't become a trucker before.
- You're not really a trucker now.

142
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Oh, yeah?
My left arm says different.

143
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Well, according to Red's schedule,
we have to make it to Atlanta in three days.

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Piece of cake.
Just need a little truck-driving music.

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Yeah. The open road.

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?? [ Ends ]

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Ah, that little punk.
I'll teach him some manners!

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- [ Screams ]
- No, Dad! He wants you to blowyour horn.

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Oh.

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[Homer]
That little punk!

151
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Lisa, we got another postcard
from your father.

152
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Lisa, we got another postcard
from your father.

153
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Wow! Dad and Bart
have been everywhere.

154
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They've eaten submarine sandwiches,
grinders and hoagies.

155
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It's not fair. Your father always gets to
have such exciting adventures.

156
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Maybe it's time we took
a walk on the wild side.

157
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We're buying a new doorbell?

158
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A musical doorbell.

159
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So many doorbells.
I'm in way over my head.

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?? [ Humming ]

161
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- [ Rings ]
- [ Chuckles ]

162
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[ Grunting ]

163
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Oh, great!
Look at my shoes.

164
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And today's my evaluation
with Señor Ding-Dong.

165
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Excuse me, Mr.... Trainee,
I'm trying to find a musical doorbell.

166
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Well, you came to the right place.

167
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We gotyour ding-dang-dongs and
your do-re-mis and your ha-cha-chas, huh?

168
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[ Chuckles, Mumbles ]

169
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I'm trying to find a particular tune.

170
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It's the one that goes like--
?? [ Humming ]

171
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- Mom, is this the oneyou want?
- ?? [ Pop]

172
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Yes! That's it!

173
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Lisa, you ought to be
a doorbell salesman.

174
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,957
Oh, that's justwhat I need.
Another piranha in the tank.

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??[Jukebox: Rock]

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- A little more high test, darlin'?
- Sure thing, Gwen.

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I'll be right back
with your pie, hon.

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- Ah, that's a nice, friendly gal.
- Yeah.

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Wouldn't it be great to live
right here at the truck stop?

180
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Watching all the people
come and go.

181
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:27,452
- You could have a different best friend every day.
- I suppose.

182
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Great. Now writeyour mother
and tell her the marriage is off.

183
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And then when the paperwork is done,
I'll make Gwen mywife.

184
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- Will that be all, sweetie?
- For now.

185
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The light's on.
All systems are ding-dong.

186
00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,624
Come on, Mom.
Let's take it for a test drive.

187
00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:46,762
It's not a toy, Lisa. We'll just have to
wait until someone comes.

188
00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:50,506
Anyone?
Anyone at all?

189
00:11:50,609 --> 00:11:53,703
Oh! Milhouse is selling seeds,
and he's coming this way--

190
00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:55,747
Oh, the birds got him.

191
00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:58,783
[ Screaming ]
Not the face!

192
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:01,978
Ifyourfatherwas here,
there'd be process servers, repo men...

193
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,988
and bounty hunters
to beat the band.

194
00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,990
Wait! People are coming!

195
00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:08,185
- I think they'reJehovah's Witnesses.
- Yes!

196
00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:11,821
Wait, Marlin. You know,
I just had a thought.

197
00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:14,923
Maybe we're bothering people by
trying to change their religion.

198
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,002
What ifwe don't
have all the answers?

199
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:20,368
You're right, Nureen.
Let's go get real jobs.

200
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,404
Oh. I would have feigned interest.

201
00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:29,642
?? [ Humming ]

202
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,649
Still novisitors.

203
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,777
It's timewe opened up a can
ofWhup-Tushie on this situation.

204
00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:36,787
What's the numberfor Luigi's?

205
00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:39,824
Dad's got it on the speed dial
under "fire."

206
00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:44,423
This is it, honey.
We did it.

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00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,430
- Damn it!
- Oh.

208
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:49,865
- [Marge ] Ring the bell!
- Why? You already know I'm here, don'tyou?

209
00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:52,494
- [Marge ]Just do it!
- Nothing doin', missy.

210
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,039
Now do you want your half order
of garlic bread or not?

211
00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:57,905
- No. But ifyou'll just ring the--
- [Tires Squealing]

212
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Oh, that's it.
I'm putting an end to this.

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- Lisa, no, no, don't! It won't be the--
- ?? [ Pop ]

214
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Oh. It's heavenly.

215
00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:08,919
?? [ Singing ]

216
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,516
Why is it playing over again?

217
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,494
Who cares? No one could ever
get sick ofthis song.

218
00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:19,587
?? [ Singing ]

219
00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:22,223
??[Suspenseful]

220
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[Man ]
Hey, get that truck out ofhere!

221
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[ Chomping ]

222
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:31,209
- [ Woman ] You mean, it ate Patrick too?
- It ate everybody.

223
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,175
What about Erica?

224
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:36,680
- It ate everybody!
- It ate everybody, stupid!

225
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:43,085
I bet old Red caught himself a mess
of catfish with these fishing sticks.

226
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:47,421
- Uh-huh. I bet he used bait.
- Relax, boy. We're ahead of schedule.

227
00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:50,222
Actually, we have to go
2,200 miles in 1 0 hours.

228
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,490
Ten hours?
We gotta roll!

229
00:13:57,069 --> 00:14:01,597
Uh, yeah. I need something that'll keep me
awake, alert and reckless all night long.

230
00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:05,939
Well, Congress is racing back
to Washington to outlaw these.

231
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:10,573
- Sold!
- Hey, you can't that many pep pills at once.

232
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:14,084
No problem. I'll balance it out
with a bottle ofsleeping pills.

233
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,086
[ Chomping ]

234
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:20,090
[ Giggling ] Okay, we're all set.
Let's put the pedal to the metal.

235
00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:25,689
I wholeheartedly agree!
Oh, man, I'm reallywired.

236
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,732
This is a big mistake. I--

237
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:32,827
Oh, here come the sleeping pills.
So drowsy.

238
00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:37,773
Pep pills! Perking up again!
I could drive all... night.

239
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,107
[ Snoring ]

240
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:43,972
[ Both Snoring ]

241
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:52,788
- [ Snoring ]
- [ Beeping ]

242
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:59,855
[Tires Squealing ]

243
00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:06,335
- [Bell Dings]
- [ Snoring ]

244
00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:09,635
Huh? [ Screams ]
I fell asleep at thewheel!

245
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,801
Hey.
[ Mumbles ]

246
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:12,511
Butwe didn't crash.
It's a miracle!

247
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:12,875
Butwe didn't crash.
It's a miracle!

248
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:22,579
I fell asleep at thewheel,
and the truck drove here by itself.

249
00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:27,125
Yeah. That Navi-Tron Auto-Drive
System has made ourjobs cushier than ever.

250
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:29,421
- The what now?
- You know, this thing.

251
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:31,462
With this baby driving
your truck foryou...

252
00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:34,896
all you gotta do is sit back
and feel your ass grow.

253
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,298
- The trucks drive themselves?
- Shh! Hey, hey. Shh!

254
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:39,837
Didn'tyour union rep tell you
about the scam we got going?

255
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,908
I'm not really a trucker,
so I don't talk to the rep that often.

256
00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:45,636
All right, listen, pal.
Here's the deal.

257
00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:48,736
You stumbled on the secret that only
truck drivers are supposed to know.

258
00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:50,747
[ Laughing ]

259
00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:53,784
- Hey, pay attention and stop
looking at that squirrel.
- [ Chittering ]

260
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:56,548
We get 40 bucks an hour
to drive these rigs.

261
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:59,852
Doyou think anybodywould hire us ifthey
knew we weren't really driving the trucks?

262
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,417
Wow! You guys are even
lazier than me.

263
00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:07,727
- Well, don't worry. I'll keepyour secret.
- See thatyou do.

264
00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:14,465
- Hey, Bart. Watch me run down this old lady.
- Dad, no!

265
00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:19,036
- [ Beeps ]
- [ Screams ]

266
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:21,112
[ Laughing ]

267
00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:24,341
The second I let go ofthe wheel,
this little wonder kicks in.

268
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:28,716
And if scaring old ladies don't
floatyour boat, watch this! [ Grunts ]

269
00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:33,118
Come on out, boy!
It's windy!

270
00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:37,059
Wow! You're right, Dad.
It is windy!

271
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:41,531
Hey, look. Nobody's driving.

272
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,567
Well, will wonders never cease?

273
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:49,107
Relax, everybody. The Navi-Tron Auto-Drive
System is driving the truck for me.

274
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:52,666
But keep it a secret.
It's a big scam, okay?

275
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,211
[ Shutters Clicking ]

276
00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,278
What the hell?
Breaker, breaker.

277
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:03,981
Looks like we got us a 1 0-38.

278
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:08,955
Uh, 1 0-38. Uh, let's see.

279
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:12,428
Uh, "outsider blabbing
about auto-drive system."

280
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:15,398
Well, we'll have to teach
our friend some discretion.

281
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:20,131
- Yeah.Just likewe did toJimmy Hoffa. [ Chuckles ]
- Hey, shut up!

282
00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:23,976
Calling all big rigs. Motormouth
on Highway7. You knowwhat to do.

283
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:24,101
Calling all big rigs. Motormouth
on Highway7. You knowwhat to do.

284
00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:31,616
I need to get some sleep.

285
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,446
I have a test tomorrow in--
[ Quoting Lyrics ] I mean, English.

286
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,077
Okay, okay. Let me just
get the wire cutters.

287
00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:41,182
Oh. Your father traded
our tools for M&M's again.

288
00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:43,591
Oh, the heckwith it.
[ Groans ]

289
00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:45,890
?? [Playing Faster]

290
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,796
- ?? [ Continues, Faster]
- [Dogs Howling]

291
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,461
?? [ Continues, Faster, Louder]

292
00:17:57,609 --> 00:18:01,739
Look, Son. It's one of nature's
most beautiful sights.

293
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:04,042
The convoy!

294
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,021
- He hit us!
- Oh, I should have known.

295
00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:14,786
- They're hazing us to initiate us
into the truckers' fraternity.
- [ Crash ]

296
00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:17,293
Thankyou, sir!
May I have another?

297
00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:22,527
- Dad, they're trying to kill us!
- Oh, why do all my trips end like this?

298
00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:30,105
- Eat water, good buddy!
- [ Screams ]

299
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:32,006
Whoa! Look at him roll!

300
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,443
[ Grunts ]

301
00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:38,175
Oh! My good knife!
Mywife's gonna kill me.

302
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,843
- [Homer] I think we lost 'em, Bart.
- Dad, stop!

303
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:46,722
Uh-oh. Well, well, well.

304
00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:50,761
Looks like we got ourselves
a showdown, boy.

305
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,831
- All right.
- What are you doing?

306
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:56,628
- I'm keeping a promise
to an American roadmaster.
- Huh?

307
00:18:56,735 --> 00:19:00,398
Red! The trucker!

308
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:03,532
- Big fat guy couldn't handle his steak?
- Oh, yeah.

309
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,837
- We'll get past that barrier somehow.
- [ Beeping ]

310
00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:08,913
Old Blinky here will find a way.

311
00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:12,245
- [ Engine Revving ]
- [ Tires Squealing ]

312
00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:16,253
I'm afraid I can't letyou do this, Red.
The risk is unacceptable.

313
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:17,879
I'm not Red.
I'm Homer.

314
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,423
- Gotta go!
- Uh-oh.

315
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,052
- [ Screams ]
- Dad, do something.

316
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,130
Something better!

317
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:28,393
[ Screaming ]

318
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:32,027
[Both Screaming]

319
00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:35,834
[ Screaming Continues ]

320
00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:38,000
Whoo-hoo!

321
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:42,479
Now that man is a genuine, steel-belted,
gear-jamming rig jockey.

322
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,071
- That's a fact.
- Boy howdy.

323
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,775
- You can say that again.
- Yeah.

324
00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:49,479
Boys, I've been thinking. Maybe it's time
we ditched the high-tech gizmos...

325
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,647
and went back to driving
like our daddies did.

326
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,748
- Drunk?
- No! No.

327
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,054
Using our hands and ourwits.

328
00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:58,527
Yeah, sure it's hard work
and it's lonely as hell.

329
00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:01,531
But it has meaning and dignity.
Huh? What doyou say?

330
00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:07,566
Nah. Let's just find some other scam.

331
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:10,164
Hey, how about bootlegging
Beanie Babies?

332
00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:13,073
- Sounds good to me.
- Oh, I like that.

333
00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:18,148
Yep, you're gonna make it, Dad.

334
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,775
Somewhere up there,
I bet Red is saying thanks.

335
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,751
1 0-4, dead buddy.

336
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:31,025
This is Red Barclay's shipment,
on time as always.

337
00:20:31,129 --> 00:20:33,097
All right, let's see.

338
00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:37,328
Artichokes and migrant workers.
Looking good.

339
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:39,336
So where is old Red anyway?

340
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:42,601
Well, the last time I saw him,
he was in a big plastic bag.

341
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:45,836
Ha. Yeah, that sounds
like Red, all right.

342
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:49,675
Well, Son, I guess
it's time to go home.

343
00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:52,215
Anythoughts on how
we're gonna get there?

344
00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:57,016
No. But I'm sure
the Good Lord will provide.

345
00:20:57,122 --> 00:21:00,888
Areyou crazy? I'm not driving
a trainload of napalm to Springfield!

346
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,622
Thankyou.

347
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,828
- ?? [ Pop ]
- [ All Shouting ]

348
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:14,633
I'm really sorry, everybody.
But I've tried everything.

349
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,766
I'm afraid we're just going to
have to learn to live with it.

350
00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:20,003
No, no, no.
No dice!

351
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:24,515
All right, Chimey,
this time the bell tolls for thee.

352
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:27,210
Huh?

353
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:29,810
¡Ayayay! Señor Ding-Dong!

354
00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:31,946
- ?? [ Continues ]
- I thoughtyou were just a marketing gimmick.

355
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:37,120
There was a time when that was true.
But now I am so much more.

356
00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:39,493
- ?? [ Stops ]
- [ Crowd Cheering]

357
00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:42,965
Oh, my.
Gracias, señor.

358
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:48,870
De nada.
Ifyou ever need me, just ring.

359
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:53,467
[ Engine Cranking ]

360
00:21:53,578 --> 00:21:55,808
Does anyone have any jumper cables?

361
00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:58,678
[Engine Cranks, Stops ]

362
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:01,252
[Señor Ding-Dong]
Oh,you stinking Chevy!

363
00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:43,294
- [ Murmuring ]
- Shh!