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??[Chorus Singing]

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[Bell Ringing]

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[ Whistle Blowing]

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[ Beeping ]

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?? [Jazzy Solo ]

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[ Beeping ]

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[ Tires Screeching ]

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D'oh!
[ Screams ]

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[ All Shout ]

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Hey, why didn't you tell me
the new issue of Weird was here?

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[ Chuckles ]
I love their hilarious send-ups ofhit movies.

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- Dad, it's not--
- "Gigabytes."

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[ Laughing ]
They've done it again.

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"Gigabytes." Wait--This isn't Weird.

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Why, there's no magazine
called Weird, is there?

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This is Wired.
It's about computers and technology.

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Hey, look. There's a cybercafe
opening right here in Springfield.

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Will you take me, Dad? Please?

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I'll showyou how to order pizza
over the Internet.

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The Internet? Is that thing still around?

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I know a Web site
that shows monkeys doin' it.

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Bart, the Internet is more
than a global pornography network.

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- It's a--
- [Horn Honks ]

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- Come on, Lisa. Monkeys.
- [ Groans ]

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Ach. Let's see what's been captured
on the up-kilt camera.

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[ Beeps, Whirs ]

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Ew. This lass needs
a bit of grounds keeping.

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Eh? Aah! That's Willie!

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My name is Mary.

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I'm 45, heavy and willing
to settle for less.

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Wow. This Mary's got
the whole package.

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Wow, Dad. You're surfin' like a pro.

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Oh, yeah. I'm betting on jai alai
in the Cayman Islands.

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I invested in something
called News Corp--

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- Dad! That's Fox!
- [ Screams ]

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Undo! Undo!
[ Groans ]

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Dad, do we have any money left?

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Well, let's check
the old bank account.

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- [ Beeps ]
- See? Even aftermycybersquandering...

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we've still got $1,200.

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- All right, dorks, this is a holdup.
- [ Gasping, Murmuring ]

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Oh, yes!

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Download to papa.

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- [ Beeping ]
- Yoink dot adios, back-slash losers.

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- [ Groans ]
- [Marge ] We were robbed?

46
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You seem to know an awful lot
about this for an innocent person.

47
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We were saving that money
for our familyvacation.

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Now we're gonna have
to start all over again.

49
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- [ Groans ]
- Aw, don't worry, sweetheart.

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I'll get us the money--
even ifl have to get a second job.

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Evenin', neighbor.
Low on funds again?

52
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- Yes, sir.
- Now, Homer, we can't have you burglarizing us...

53
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every timeyou got a bill to pay.

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I know, sir. I'm sorry, sir.

55
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It's just thatyou and Maude live
like royalty in your fancy castle...

56
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while I got Marge trapped
over there like a pig in a mud beehive.

57
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Oh, we're--We're not
as well offas you think.

58
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We give to eight different churches
just to hedge our bets...

59
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and the Leftorium's business
has gone way down hill...

60
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since Leftopolis moved in next door.

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Ifyou're not rich, then how come
you have a new refrigerator...

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an electric can opener,
a milk shake machine?

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[ Chuckling ]
We picked those up cheap.

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- Theywere evidence at a murder trial.
- Sweet.

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We got that tip at the Chuck Garabedian
Mega-Savings Seminar.

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- Go on.
- He taught us how to live...

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a Burt Reynolds lifestyle
on a Mac Davis income.

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We've already got tickets
for his next seminar.

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I thinkyou'll find living thrifty
a lot more satisfying than stealing.

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Maybeyou're right, Ned.

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Maybeyou're right.

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Areyou tired ofmissing out
on the good things in life--

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Familyvacations,jet packs,
Solid Gold Dancers?

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There's onlythree left in theworld.

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Well, stick around,
'cause I'm gonna tell you...

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the 1 2 savings secrets
Wall Street won't tell you.

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Then I'll showyou the threeways
to get back to the highway--

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including one shortcut those
Wall Street fat cats don't wantyou to know.

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- [ Cheering ]
- Oh, here we go with the fat-cat bashing.

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Well, what doyou expect?
Theseyokels are pure Baltic Avenue.

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[ Chuckles ]
Uh-oh! I'm late for the Short Line Railroad.

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[ Tires Squeal ]

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Let's start with mega secret number one:

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"Ya gotta squeeze every penny."

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You see this tux? I got it cheap
'cause Roy Cohn died in it.

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- [ Murmuring ]
- That fancyyacht?

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A bargain, 'cause it smells like cat pee.

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- [ Murmuring ]
- Andthose beautiful women?

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- They used to be men.
- [ Groaning ]

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The point is, ya gotta squeeze every penny.
Come on, let me hearyou.

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[ Together]
Squeeze every penny. Squeeze every penny.

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I'm squeezing. I'm squeezing it.

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- [ Slurping Sound ]
- Hey, I squeezed so hard it went into my hand.

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Oh, Homer, not again.

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Ew. We're gonna do our grocery
shopping at a 99-cent store?

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Well, maybe foryourwedding.

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- [ Bart ] How about here?
- Not ifwe want that vacation.

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Look, Mom. They haveyour dress.

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[ Groans ]
Thirty-three cents? I paid almost double that.

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Blue?

101
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Wow! This plankton's only 33 cents.

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According to the Mexican
Council of Food...

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this expired twoyears ago.

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Sure, by their standards,
but we live in America.

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[ Chomping, Groaning ]

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This also says it can cause
red tide poisoning.

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But it's so cheap.

108
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Well, let's see what's
in the old vacation fund.

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Homer, you could have
just unscrewed the bottom.

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A little late for
"could-haves," Marge.

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I don't think there's
enough here for a vacation.

112
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There is for a Mega-Savings vacation.

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Chuck Garabedian says
you can fly mega cheap...

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ifyou don't care whereyou go.

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That's right.Just go to the airport
and wait for some no-shows.

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Then you can buy their seats
for a fraction ofthe price.

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Areyou going through our garbage?

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That's right. You fat cats
didn't finish your plankton.

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Now it's mine.

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Hawaii, here we come.

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No. No. We're going to Paris. I can feel it.

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Come on, Transylvania.

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[ With Jamaican Accent ]
No, mon, let's go home toJamaica.

124
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I and I been in Babylon too long.

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[Woman On P.A.]Attention.
Flight 605 to Tokyo is readyfor departure...

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and has fouravailable
mega-saverseats.

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- [ Both ] Yeah!
- Come on, Homer. Japan.

128
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No, not Japan, Jamaica. I wanna
pass the dutchie on the left-hand side.

129
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Never mind. Looks like the Flanders
are gonna get those seats anyway.

130
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Oh, so Flanders thinks
he can steal ourvacation, huh?

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- [ Groans ]
- Come on!

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- Whoo!
- [ Horn Honking ]

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- Sayonara, suckers.
- [ Snarls ]

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Yea! The Simpsons
are going toJapan.

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[GongSounds ]

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Hey, watch the gong,jerk.

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Come on, Homer.
Japan will be fun.

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- You liked Rashomon.
- That's not how I remember it.

139
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Besides, ifwe wanna see
Japanese people...

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- we could have gone to the zoo.
- Homer!

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What? The guywho washes
the elephants is Japanese.

142
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His name is Takashi.
He's in my book club.

143
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Look, Mom. The safety instructions
are written in haiku.

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"Fasten seat belts tight.

145
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"Your seat cushions float gently.

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Headsets, five dollars."

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[ Beeping ]

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Sir, it is not safe
to use electronic devices yet.

149
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- You're the waitress.
- [ Beeps ]

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[Attendant]
Turn it back on! Turn it back on!

151
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Ooh. I never knew Jim Belushi
made so many movies.

152
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Yeah, isn't it amazing?
They're filming one right now in the bathroom.

153
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Gonna be on towards the end ofthe flight.

154
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Toga! Toga! Toga 2,000!

155
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Marge, they stole my idea.

156
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The local time is... tomorrow.

157
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[ Homer]
Here's our room.

158
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Homer, you're supposed
to slide those doors open.

159
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I don't have time for that.
[ Grunts ]

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[ Man's Voice ]
Welcome. I am honored to acceptyourwaste.

161
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- [ Beeps ]
- ?? [ Bells ]

162
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[ Gasps ]
They'reyears ahead of us.

163
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Mom! Lise! Check it out. Dad's on TV.

164
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- Oh, yeah!
- [Marge, Bart, Lisa Screaming]

165
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[ Gasps ]
It's breathtaking.

166
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Look. There's the Imperial Gardens.

167
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The Meiji Shrine.

168
00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:20,243
The Hello Kittyfactory.

169
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[ Cats Yowling]

170
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[ Yowling Stops ]

171
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Who's up for some exploring?

172
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- Hey, I 'm still checking out Japanese TV.
- ?? [ Synthesizers ]

173
00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:31,387
Isn't this that cartoon
that causes seizures?

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[ Beeping ]

175
00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:37,391
[ Grunting, Groaning ]

176
00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:39,630
Bart, what areyou doing?
[ Grunting, Groaning ]

177
00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:41,798
Hey, what the--
[ Grunting, Groaning ]

178
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Hmm. All right.

179
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[ Grunting, Groaning ]

180
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- Robots be right back.
- Whoo!

181
00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:52,746
- All that seizing made me hungry.
- Me too.

182
00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:55,218
Let's go to an authentic
Japanese noodle house.

183
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,846
The toilet recommended
a place called Americatown.

184
00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:02,417
Dad, we didn't come halfway
around the world to eat at Americatown.

185
00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:05,827
I'd like to see theJapanese take
on the club sandwich.

186
00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:08,627
I bet it's smaller
and more efficient.

187
00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:11,635
[ Man ]
We now return to BattlingSeizure Robots.

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- [ Beeping ]
- [ All Moaning ]

189
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:23,576
[ Mechanical Clicking ]

190
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,481
I can't believe they stuck us
at "Tax-a-chusetts."

191
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,511
- Hey, you know, I once knew a man
from Nantucket.
- And?

192
00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:34,491
Let's just say the stories about him
are greatly exaggerated.

193
00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:36,754
Howdy, gangstas.

194
00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:40,127
I am average American Joe
salary-man waiter.

195
00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:43,690
These prices suck.
1 0,000 yen for coleslaw?

196
00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:47,000
Don'tyou serve anything
that's even remotelyJapanese?

197
00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:49,438
Don't ask me. I don't know anything.

198
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,136
I am product of American
education system.

199
00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:57,113
I also build poor-quality cars
and inferior-style electronics.

200
00:11:57,216 --> 00:12:00,515
[ Laughs ]
Oh, they got our number.

201
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:06,051
One square watermelon, please.

202
00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:09,855
Oh, my goodness.
Homer, those are $1 50.

203
00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:11,862
It's worth every cent.

204
00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:15,491
I'm tired offumbling
with round fruit. D'oh!

205
00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:18,570
Well, maybe we should
just head back to the hotel.

206
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:21,139
Butyou promised me
we'd do somethingJapanese.

207
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,140
Oh, of courseyou're right.

208
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,642
You know, I read
about a Shinto teahouse...

209
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,713
where they practice
the traditional-- Run, Bart!

210
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,681
- Hey. Isn't that Woody Allen?
- Hmm. Looks like he's doing a commercial.

211
00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:37,414
Oh! [ Clears Throat ]
Hello.

212
00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:40,356
[ Clears Throat ]
So many rice crackers claim to be low-cal...

213
00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:44,327
but only Fujikawa rice crackers
makeyour interiors go bananas.

214
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,489
What did I do to deserve this?

215
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,499
Oh, right.

216
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:57,839
Mmm. Fifty-dollar pretzels.

217
00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,843
Hey, what's Baby Huey doin'?

218
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:03,881
- Says here they throw salt before
theywrestle to purify the ring.
- Hmm.

219
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,748
- Spare some salt, tubby?
- Tubby?

220
00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:10,151
[ Speaking Japanese ]

221
00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:17,051
- Yoink.
- Hey, that's mine! [ Yells ]

222
00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:19,529
- Hey.
- [ Grunts ]

223
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:23,068
- [ Crowd Groans ]
- Like we say in my county, "Hasta la vista, baby."

224
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:27,071
Congratulations.
I am the emperor.

225
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:29,141
Yeah? And I'm "clobber-saurus."

226
00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:35,371
[ Gasping, Sighing ]

227
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:38,678
All hail Emperor Clobbersaurus.

228
00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:41,309
[ Booing ]

229
00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:50,587
Yourwife has paid your bail,
Mr. Simpson-san.

230
00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:54,257
Thank God. Couldn't take another
minute in this hellhole.

231
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:57,292
[ Chomping ]

232
00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:06,033
Now can we do somethingJapanese?

233
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:08,340
Oh, I'm sickofdoingJapanese stuff.

234
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:12,781
In jail we had to be in this dumb
Kabuki play about the 47 Ronin...

235
00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:16,150
and I wanted to beYoshi,
but they made me Ori.

236
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:18,155
Then we had to do two hours of origami...

237
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:20,350
followed by flower arranging
and meditation.

238
00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:22,484
[ SpeakingJapanese ]

239
00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:27,265
Honey, I knowyou wanna seeJapan...

240
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,664
but we're down to our last million yen.

241
00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:31,929
Don't worry, ichiban.

242
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,403
I'll showyou somethingJapanese.

243
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,743
Oh, it's beautiful, Dad.

244
00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:44,248
It's a crane. TheJapanese believe
they bring good luck.

245
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:48,013
Oh, be careful.
We need that money to get home.

246
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:51,317
- [ Marge Gasps ] No!
- [Japanese ]

247
00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:56,493
[Man ]
Now, Mr. Simpson...

248
00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:58,620
I knowyou lost allyourmoney,
but don't worry.

249
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,598
The United States
will not stand idly by...

250
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,396
while one of its citizens
is stuck here like this.

251
00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:07,233
[ Grunts, Groans ]

252
00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:10,706
But, Mr. Ambassador,
how are we going to get home?

253
00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:13,903
Beats me. Try getting a job
and earning some money.

254
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:16,880
That's what I did.
By the way, "ambassador" is taken.

255
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:21,316
[ Groaning ]

256
00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:27,158
Every truckload offish we gut...

257
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,955
brings us 31 cents closer
to those tickets home.

258
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:33,088
And I think I finally found
what I was put on this Earth to do.

259
00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:36,929
Knife goes in, guts come out.
Knife goes in, guts come out.

260
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:39,436
Spare my life and I will
grantyou three wi--

261
00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:41,733
- [ Screams ]
- Knife goes in, guts come out.

262
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:45,139
Yippee! Time for the company loyalty song.

263
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:47,906
?? [ Singing ]

264
00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:54,008
[ Groans ]

265
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,110
Well, this sucks.
What else is on?

266
00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,490
- [Bell Ringing]
- [ Cheering ]

267
00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:02,321
[ Laughs ]
Thankyou.

268
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:05,295
You have fulfilled our dreams,
and dreams of our ancestors.

269
00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:07,558
[MaleAnnouncer] Tune in tomorrow,
when anotherluckyfamily...

270
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,566
tries to win their dreams...

271
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:12,865
on Happy Smile Super
Challenge Family Wish Show.

272
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,702
Family Wish Show. Hmm.

273
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,242
That gives me an idea.

274
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:20,744
I thinkwe all had that idea.

275
00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:23,906
I didn't. What is it? Lunch?

276
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,047
Thankyou, thankyou.

277
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:35,718
And welcome to our contestants
from America, the Simpson family.

278
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,888
- You honor us.
- Don't patronize me.

279
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:42,934
Now, Simpson family,
haveyou picked a wish?

280
00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:45,629
Well, I haven't talked it overwith the family--
[ Chuckles ]

281
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:49,230
but I thinkwe'd all like
a free dinner at Americatown.

282
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:53,402
No, no, no. We want
plane tickets home to Springfield.

283
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,605
[ Cheering, Whistling ]

284
00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:59,582
Now, our game shows
are a little different from yours.

285
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,017
Your shows reward knowledge.

286
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:04,214
We punish ignorance.

287
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,848
Ignor--What?
[ Screams ]

288
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,052
- [ Laughing ]
- Okay, let's begin.

289
00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:11,061
Our categories are:

290
00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:14,530
"Ow. That hurts."
"Whyareyou doing this to me?"

291
00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:17,124
- And "Please let me die."
- [Bell Dings ]

292
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:19,136
- "Ow. That hurts."
- Oh, yeah, number one. Definitely.

293
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,229
I don't know.
I like "Why are you doing this?"

294
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:24,503
- "Ow. That hurts."
- We'll go with "Ow. That hurts," Skip.

295
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:28,205
- My name is Wink.
- [ Groans ]

296
00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:30,406
[ Laughing, Chattering ]

297
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:35,114
All right, Simpsons,
whack the piņata.

298
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,154
- [ Groaning ]
- Come on!

299
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,451
Whack thatpig open.
Once more.

300
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,549
Harder. Whack it open.

301
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:44,060
- [ Laughing ]
- Good. All right.

302
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:46,597
You may remove your blindfolds.

303
00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:49,166
- [ Groaning ]
- Oh, sorry, Dad.

304
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,668
- We didn't know.
- I had an inkling.

305
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:54,864
- Could someone please whack my hernia back in?
- Sure, thing, Dad.

306
00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:56,941
Mr. Simpson, we'll cutyou down...

307
00:17:57,042 --> 00:18:01,376
as soon as you answer
one question aboutJapan.

308
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:05,143
- Is the answer "Japan"?
- Actually, it is.

309
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,411
[ Speaking Japanese ]

310
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:10,886
That means you move on
to the lightning round.

311
00:18:10,989 --> 00:18:14,322
- [ Moans ]
- [ThunderRumbling]

312
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,361
- [ Screams ]
- He seems okay...

313
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:20,398
but he is being burned internally.

314
00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:25,527
[ Screaming ]

315
00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:28,538
Hey, isn't that Homer
on theJapanese Channel?

316
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:32,201
Ifthat's Homer, then who the hell's
been puttin' beers on his tab?

317
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,709
D'oh. Whoo-hoo.

318
00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:38,612
Uh--That boy ain't right.

319
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,015
[Host]
Congratulations, Simpsons.

320
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,146
The airline tickets are yours.

321
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:46,816
All you have to do
is to pick them up...

322
00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:49,722
from inside that volcano.

323
00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:50,562
- Why are you so cruel?
- [ Laughing ]

324
00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:50,687
- Why are you so cruel?
- [ Laughing ]

325
00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,370
This vacation really blows.

326
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,462
Well, at least we're past
the lighting round.

327
00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:03,666
[ Screams ]
Hmm. I see.

328
00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:08,678
I sure hope they don't have an ice cream round.
[ Screams ]

329
00:19:11,783 --> 00:19:15,685
Mmm. I don't think that bridge
can support much weight.

330
00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:20,857
Well, Maggieweighs
a lot less than--Oh, I'll just go.

331
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:22,893
[ Groaning ]

332
00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:28,490
[Together] Plummet! Plummet!
Plummet! Plummet!

333
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,592
Plummet!Plummet!Plummet!
Plummet!Plummet! Plummet!

334
00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:34,331
Yes! Got 'em.

335
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:38,739
- [ Together] U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.--
- [ Buzzes ]

336
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,472
[ Screams ]

337
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,309
[ Gasps ]
Lisa!

338
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,887
- [ Screams ]
- [ Grunts ]

339
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:54,492
- Oh!
- Marge! Your shoe!

340
00:19:57,796 --> 00:20:01,323
The plane tickets!
[ Grunting ]

341
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:04,664
Whoa! Whoa!

342
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,864
Oh, I'm afraid this might be the end.

343
00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:12,341
Well, at least we'll die
doing what we love--

344
00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:14,742
inhaling molten rock.

345
00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:17,610
[ All Screaming ]

346
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,616
[ Cheering ]

347
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:23,449
[ Screams ]
It burns! It burns!

348
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:27,252
Don'tworry, that "lava"
is just orangeade...

349
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:31,261
made by our sponsor,
Osaka Orangeade Concern.

350
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:35,322
- It burns! It burns!
- It's loaded with wasabi.

351
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:39,131
Kudos, Simpsons.
You have won your freedom.

352
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,638
[Audience Cheering]

353
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,211
Before I go, I want to say something.

354
00:20:46,311 --> 00:20:48,211
Game shows aren't about cruelty.

355
00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:50,611
They're about greed
and wonderful prizes...

356
00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:52,741
Iike poorly built catamarans.

357
00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:56,287
But somewhere along the line,
you lostyourway.

358
00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:58,754
- For shame.
- [ Groaning ]

359
00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:02,383
Coming up next, a Canadian couple...

360
00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:06,328
who say they are
deathly afraid ofscorpions.

361
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,897
- Oh, that stings, eh.
- [ Screams ]

362
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,233
- Ooh, God! Ow! Ooh!
- [ Screaming ]

363
00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:15,363
Sting those Canucks.

364
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:17,738
[ Laughs ]
I love this show.

365
00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:20,676
Take that, you stupid hosers.
[ Groans ]

366
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:24,180
Good-bye,Japan. I'll missyour
KentuckyFried Chicken...

367
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,547
and your sparkling, whale-free seas.

368
00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:28,415
- Hey, what's goin' on?
- What's happening?

369
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,420
[ Beeping ]

370
00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:32,456
[Man On P.A. ]
Folks, we're experiencing...

371
00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:35,185
some moderate Godzilla-related turbulence
at this time, so I'm gonna go ahead...

372
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:38,161
- and askyou to putyour seat belts back on.
- [ Screechi ng ]

373
00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:41,198
When we get to 35,000 feet
he usually does let go...

374
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,325
so from there on out,
all we have to do...

375
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:45,426
- [ Yawni ng ]
- is worry about Mothra, and we do have reports...

376
00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:48,472
he's tied up with Gamera
and Rodan at the present time.

377
00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:51,599
- Thankyou very much.
- [ Roari ng, Screechi ng ]

378
00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:56,974
[ Godzilla Screeches ]

379
00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:41,726
- [ Murm uri ng ]
- Shh!

380
00:22:44,663 --> 00:22:47,962
[ Homer Screams ]
Undo! Undo! [ Groans ]