1 00:00:01,053 --> 00:00:06,454 The Simpsons - Season 20 Episode 07 "MyPods and Boomsticks" 2 00:00:14,651 --> 00:00:17,770 PROSPERITY IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER 3 00:00:50,352 --> 00:00:54,351 I WILL NOT BRING THE CHALKBOARD AT HOME 4 00:01:05,909 --> 00:01:07,349 SPRINGFIELD MALL 5 00:01:07,384 --> 00:01:09,601 DEC, 26 CHRISTMAS-IS-OVER-SALE! 6 00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:12,562 PLEASE REPORT ALL SANTAS TO SECURITY 7 00:01:12,970 --> 00:01:16,141 # Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree, # 8 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:19,064 # You're on the curb and dead now # 9 00:01:19,099 --> 00:01:25,400 # Your Christmas lights are in the box. In two months we will change the clocks # 10 00:01:25,435 --> 00:01:26,984 # Oh, Christmas tree, oh... # 11 00:01:29,147 --> 00:01:32,967 Gee, they sure give the Christmas spirit the bum's rush around here. 12 00:01:33,002 --> 00:01:35,925 And they've already started exploiting the next holiday. 13 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:37,802 MEET MARTIN LUTHER KING 14 00:01:38,281 --> 00:01:40,627 So, young man, have you judged people 15 00:01:40,662 --> 00:01:43,266 by the content of their character this year? 16 00:01:43,301 --> 00:01:44,600 Yes, Reverend Doctor. 17 00:01:44,635 --> 00:01:48,313 - Lunchtime! - Free at last! Free at last! 18 00:01:48,556 --> 00:01:50,388 Okay, remember our deal-- 19 00:01:50,423 --> 00:01:54,442 everyone gets to return one Christmas present with no hurt feelings. 20 00:01:54,477 --> 00:01:56,446 I'm returning this kitten calendar. 21 00:01:57,220 --> 00:01:59,699 Um, I'm also returning this kitten calendar. 22 00:01:59,734 --> 00:02:00,909 Kitten calendar. 23 00:02:01,888 --> 00:02:06,430 Hey, those are 15 month calendars! That gives you three extra kittens! 24 00:02:08,239 --> 00:02:12,114 That's the last time I get you guys a Christmas present at the last minute. 25 00:02:12,149 --> 00:02:13,873 Man, those are ugly kittens! 26 00:02:13,908 --> 00:02:17,649 Mom, Dad! Our mall got a Mapple store! 27 00:02:17,684 --> 00:02:19,580 It's so sterile! 28 00:02:19,615 --> 00:02:22,082 MyPods! MyPhones! 29 00:02:22,117 --> 00:02:24,018 A Brainiac Bar! 30 00:02:24,053 --> 00:02:26,224 My question is the following statement: 31 00:02:26,259 --> 00:02:28,271 Operating System 4.2 32 00:02:28,306 --> 00:02:31,047 has sloppier architecture than a Tijuana anthill. 33 00:02:31,082 --> 00:02:34,082 Did you get peanut butter in your Ethernet port again? 34 00:02:34,117 --> 00:02:37,195 No. I got mayonnaise in the CD drive. 35 00:02:38,855 --> 00:02:41,227 Hmm! I see you're admiring our MyCube. 36 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:44,137 It's fueled by dreams and powered by imagination. 37 00:02:44,172 --> 00:02:45,876 - What does it do? - You should ask yourself, 38 00:02:45,911 --> 00:02:47,625 "What can I do for it?" 39 00:02:47,660 --> 00:02:50,800 Okay. What can I do for you? Please, I'm begging you! 40 00:02:50,835 --> 00:02:52,524 Sir, it's not even turned on yet. 41 00:02:52,559 --> 00:02:55,129 - But it's glowing. - That light confirms that it's off. 42 00:02:57,257 --> 00:02:59,278 I can't afford any of your products 43 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:01,691 but can I buy some fake white earbuds, 44 00:03:01,726 --> 00:03:03,608 so people will think I have a MyPod? 45 00:03:03,643 --> 00:03:06,140 Sure, those are called "MyPhonies." 46 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:09,197 Oh, and they cost $40. 47 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:12,252 Oh, I'll never get a Mapple anything. 48 00:03:12,287 --> 00:03:14,548 I hate this MyPod! 49 00:03:14,583 --> 00:03:16,922 I can't watch movies on a screen this small. 50 00:03:16,957 --> 00:03:21,954 And the music today-- don't get me started! 51 00:03:21,989 --> 00:03:26,870 I said, don't get me started! 52 00:03:28,679 --> 00:03:31,921 Come on, isn't someone going to get me started?! 53 00:03:33,476 --> 00:03:37,907 Uh, let's go, Teeny. Maybe somebody at Old Navy will get me started. 54 00:03:37,942 --> 00:03:40,533 - Here kid, you take it. - Thank you, Krusty! 55 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:42,260 Oh, don't thank me. 56 00:03:42,295 --> 00:03:45,471 Thank the Jewish Clown Awards gift basket. 57 00:03:45,910 --> 00:03:48,028 I'm a Mapple person! 58 00:03:48,063 --> 00:03:50,619 - We're all Mapple people. - Sorry. 59 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:53,730 Attention, Mapple universe! 60 00:03:53,765 --> 00:03:55,780 Prepare for a live announcement 61 00:03:55,815 --> 00:04:00,069 from Mapple founder and Chief Imaginative Officer Steve Mobbs. 62 00:04:00,104 --> 00:04:01,557 Steve Mobbs?! He's here?! 63 00:04:01,592 --> 00:04:02,592 He's a genius! 64 00:04:02,627 --> 00:04:05,033 He's like a god who knows what we want! 65 00:04:05,068 --> 00:04:09,486 Greetings, it is I, your insanely great leader, Steve Mobbs. 66 00:04:09,521 --> 00:04:11,812 I'm speaking to you from Mapple headquarters 67 00:04:11,847 --> 00:04:13,918 deep below the sea, with an announcement 68 00:04:13,953 --> 00:04:16,711 that will completely change the way you look at everything! 69 00:04:18,066 --> 00:04:19,943 And that announcement is... 70 00:04:19,978 --> 00:04:21,752 You're all losers! 71 00:04:23,311 --> 00:04:25,634 You think you're cool because you buy a $500 phone with a 72 00:04:25,669 --> 00:04:27,732 picture of a fruit on it?! Well, guess what? 73 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:30,892 They cost eight bucks to make and I pee on every one! 74 00:04:31,955 --> 00:04:34,425 I have made a fortune off you chumps 75 00:04:34,460 --> 00:04:36,756 and I've invested it all in Microsoft! 76 00:04:36,791 --> 00:04:38,622 Now my boyfriend, Bill Gates, and I 77 00:04:38,657 --> 00:04:40,789 kiss each other on a pile of your money! 78 00:04:44,340 --> 00:04:47,492 Traitor! Your heart is blacker than your turtleneck! 79 00:04:55,989 --> 00:04:59,057 Who dares question the boss we fired 10 years ago 80 00:04:59,092 --> 00:05:01,994 and then brought back? - It was my brother Bart! 81 00:05:02,029 --> 00:05:04,592 Flay him with your earbuds! Flay him, I say! 82 00:05:07,371 --> 00:05:09,223 MyCube, take me away! 83 00:05:15,471 --> 00:05:17,021 Get him! 84 00:05:17,638 --> 00:05:18,898 Get him! Go! 85 00:05:19,776 --> 00:05:21,138 Stupid angry mob, 86 00:05:21,173 --> 00:05:24,485 chasing me because I shine a harsh light on modern society. 87 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:26,569 Now I know how Dane Cook feels. 88 00:05:28,511 --> 00:05:30,378 Mmm, what's that exotic aroma? 89 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:33,413 It smells like a hamburger cooked at a rug store. 90 00:05:37,761 --> 00:05:41,379 Hello. Would you like some lamb? 91 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:45,639 Whoa! All these years I've been petting lambs 92 00:05:45,674 --> 00:05:47,828 when I should've been shoving them in my mouth! 93 00:05:47,863 --> 00:05:49,394 - I'm Bart. - I'm Bashir. 94 00:05:49,429 --> 00:05:51,818 My family and I just moved here, from Jordan. 95 00:05:51,853 --> 00:05:54,514 Jordan. That's on some map somewhere, right? 96 00:05:54,549 --> 00:05:57,437 Bashir, introduce me to your new friend. 97 00:05:57,472 --> 00:06:00,481 Bashir, you didn't tell me you had a sister. 98 00:06:01,510 --> 00:06:04,802 Such a charmer. Would you like to stay for dinner? 99 00:06:04,837 --> 00:06:07,404 Hey, I never refuse food from strangers. 100 00:06:08,691 --> 00:06:12,962 Okay, you're new to our school, so here's the deal: we call Skinner, "Skin-rash," 101 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:15,379 Mr. Wiener is "Mr. Whiner," 102 00:06:15,414 --> 00:06:18,371 and Groundskeeper Willie, "Grounds-Creeper Stupid." 103 00:06:18,865 --> 00:06:22,392 Ah, that's not clever! And I have so many aspects you can mock! 104 00:06:22,427 --> 00:06:24,085 I'm poor, I'm dirty, 105 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,743 I can't read or write, I think movies are real! 106 00:06:28,838 --> 00:06:32,220 Okay, next, here's the food at the cafeteria that will make you sick: 107 00:06:32,255 --> 00:06:34,788 coleslaw, tuna, all chowders and gumbos. 108 00:06:34,823 --> 00:06:36,962 The only thing that's safe is the pork chops. 109 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:40,006 My religion says I can never eat pork. 110 00:06:40,041 --> 00:06:43,163 A different religion?! Do not tell anyone that 111 00:06:43,198 --> 00:06:45,540 because if the bullies around here find out that you're different... 112 00:06:45,575 --> 00:06:47,153 Who's different? 113 00:06:49,219 --> 00:06:51,521 What's your name, sweat stain? 114 00:06:52,372 --> 00:06:54,448 - Uh, Bashir. - "Bash here"? 115 00:06:54,483 --> 00:06:57,288 I love a kid that comes with directions. 116 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,403 Okay, Bashir. 117 00:07:02,438 --> 00:07:05,997 Tell us where you came from so we can punch you back there. 118 00:07:06,032 --> 00:07:10,062 I'm going to punch you extra hard 'cause I secretly think you're cute. 119 00:07:11,013 --> 00:07:13,131 You can't just whale on him because he's-- 120 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,940 What religion are you anyway? 121 00:07:14,975 --> 00:07:16,507 - Muslim. - Oh, boy. 122 00:07:16,542 --> 00:07:19,259 You're the reason I can't carry toothpaste on an airplane! 123 00:07:22,327 --> 00:07:24,000 Look, guys, everyone's different. 124 00:07:24,035 --> 00:07:26,234 Jimbo, you're Christian, Dolph, you're Jewish, 125 00:07:26,269 --> 00:07:28,672 and, Kearney, your family's in that cult Moe started. 126 00:07:28,707 --> 00:07:31,315 I had to join. My mom's doing the savior. 127 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:34,984 - I mean, the one true Moe. - You're the one true mo. 128 00:07:42,690 --> 00:07:44,357 Help me, almighty Moe! 129 00:07:44,392 --> 00:07:46,252 Can't. I'm not really a god. 130 00:07:46,287 --> 00:07:48,881 I was just acting crazy to get out of jury duty. 131 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:55,261 Look at Lisa Simpson, over there by herself. 132 00:07:55,296 --> 00:07:58,324 Not talking to us, her best friends! 133 00:07:58,359 --> 00:08:00,601 Do we hate her? YES! 134 00:08:00,636 --> 00:08:03,589 Lisa, we came to tell you that we... 135 00:08:03,624 --> 00:08:05,591 Is that a MyPod? 136 00:08:05,626 --> 00:08:09,281 Yeah. I've already downloaded so much incredible music! 137 00:08:09,316 --> 00:08:14,465 Check out "Moon Dreams" from Miles Davis' "Birth of the cool". 138 00:08:22,090 --> 00:08:26,919 Or, check out this MyTunes exclusive episode of Itchy & Scratchy. 139 00:08:30,356 --> 00:08:32,300 DIEPOD SLAYLIST 140 00:08:46,158 --> 00:08:47,273 EINSTEIN'S BRAIN 141 00:08:53,132 --> 00:08:54,155 USS UNSINKABLE 142 00:09:01,020 --> 00:09:03,205 Why?! 143 00:09:03,789 --> 00:09:05,833 REMORSE - GUILT - SHAME 144 00:09:05,868 --> 00:09:10,171 RECRIMINATION - REGRET - RUE 145 00:09:10,900 --> 00:09:12,473 TIME MACHINE 146 00:09:19,622 --> 00:09:20,622 Stop! 147 00:09:21,183 --> 00:09:22,183 A BOMB 148 00:09:26,791 --> 00:09:28,689 THE '70s... STUDIO 54 149 00:09:42,547 --> 00:09:45,148 Marge, I installed all the low-energy bulbs. 150 00:09:45,183 --> 00:09:47,055 What have you done with the old ones? 151 00:09:47,090 --> 00:09:49,961 Disposed of them in an environmentally friendly manner. 152 00:09:53,437 --> 00:09:55,790 - Salaam alaikum! - Salaam alaikum! 153 00:09:55,825 --> 00:09:57,786 Milhouse is looking good! 154 00:09:57,821 --> 00:10:01,132 He's got contacts, changed color, got a cool new catchphrase. 155 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,685 Salaam alaikum! 156 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:06,894 Dad, that's Bashir, my new friend. 157 00:10:08,454 --> 00:10:11,045 - Bart forgot this, sir. - Sir? 158 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:15,299 That's the kind of respect you'd have to strangle out of an American kid. 159 00:10:15,334 --> 00:10:19,078 You know, Bart never told me he had a handsome teenage brother. 160 00:10:21,227 --> 00:10:24,787 - Oh, uh, I'm really 38. - 38 waist I might believe. 161 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:30,743 Hey, Carl, got any idea what direction Mecca's in? 162 00:10:30,778 --> 00:10:32,080 Why don't you ask Homer? 163 00:10:32,115 --> 00:10:35,262 He ought to know, by dint of his son's new friend. 164 00:10:36,252 --> 00:10:37,985 Hey, Bashir's great. 165 00:10:38,020 --> 00:10:41,163 If Derek Jeter married Mariah Carey-- wouldn't last 166 00:10:41,198 --> 00:10:43,753 but I bet they'd have a kid like him. 167 00:10:43,788 --> 00:10:48,254 Homer, this is serious. This Bashir kid is Muslim, and therefore up to something. 168 00:10:48,289 --> 00:10:51,383 Oh, I can't believe that till I see a fictional TV program 169 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,691 espousing your point of view. 170 00:10:55,669 --> 00:10:58,892 For the last time, Fayed, where did you hide the nerve gas?! 171 00:10:58,927 --> 00:11:01,627 Under your Statue of Liberty's dress! 172 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,034 And she loved it! 173 00:11:03,332 --> 00:11:05,671 Oh, my God. What can I do? 174 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:08,868 Well, if you want to stop Bashir and his war on American principles, 175 00:11:08,903 --> 00:11:12,290 you could discriminate against his family in employment and housing. 176 00:11:12,325 --> 00:11:14,711 That's pretty patriotic, but I got a better idea. 177 00:11:14,746 --> 00:11:17,805 Invite 'em over. A little dinner, a little dessert, 178 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:21,104 and then you Jack Bauer 'em into giving you all their secrets. 179 00:11:22,595 --> 00:11:25,713 I guess I have no choice. 180 00:11:27,741 --> 00:11:29,852 Homie, it's very open-minded of you 181 00:11:29,887 --> 00:11:33,314 to have Bart's Muslim friend's Muslim family over. 182 00:11:33,470 --> 00:11:36,228 Here's the plan, Marge. You keep them talking. 183 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:40,334 I'll be listening and quietly judging. 184 00:11:41,721 --> 00:11:45,534 The doorbell will tell you when they're here. 185 00:11:46,382 --> 00:11:49,758 So, how did you two meet? 186 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:53,867 We met while studying at Jordan University of Science and Technology. 187 00:11:53,902 --> 00:11:56,662 Ah, interesting. Why, just the other day, 188 00:11:56,697 --> 00:12:00,966 I was reading that science is used to make bombs. 189 00:12:03,874 --> 00:12:05,899 Now, bait the trap. 190 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,724 Why don't I get us dessert? 191 00:12:11,692 --> 00:12:13,409 I made us a little cake. 192 00:12:13,444 --> 00:12:15,626 Care to cut? 193 00:12:15,661 --> 00:12:17,904 Watch this, Lenny. 194 00:12:17,939 --> 00:12:20,618 Not now. I got soap in my eyes. 195 00:12:20,653 --> 00:12:22,262 No, thank you. 196 00:12:22,297 --> 00:12:25,741 What's the matter? Don't like the taste of freedom? 197 00:12:25,776 --> 00:12:27,742 Dad, these people are my friends. 198 00:12:27,777 --> 00:12:29,814 Don't fear them just because they have a different religion, 199 00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:32,086 a different culture, and their last name is Bin Laden. 200 00:12:32,121 --> 00:12:35,311 Young man, you do not respect us by disrespecting your father. 201 00:12:35,346 --> 00:12:37,178 I like the way you Italians think. 202 00:12:37,213 --> 00:12:39,130 Shut up, old man. 203 00:12:39,165 --> 00:12:42,341 I think it is time for us to go. 204 00:12:42,576 --> 00:12:45,882 That's it. Ruin a perfect evening. 205 00:12:45,917 --> 00:12:49,805 You're teaching Bart a terrible lesson of intolerance. 206 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:54,199 I'm sorry. It's just so fun and easy to judge people based on religion. 207 00:12:54,234 --> 00:12:57,555 Well, I want you to go over to their house and apologize. 208 00:12:57,590 --> 00:13:02,111 But we're the more powerful country for a few more years. 209 00:13:02,146 --> 00:13:05,489 Okay, I'll apologize. 210 00:13:07,810 --> 00:13:09,606 Don't eat that, sweetie. 211 00:13:09,641 --> 00:13:12,204 It's poison. 212 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,722 I am sorry I suspected you 213 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:22,545 of being soulless murders of innocent children. 214 00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:24,867 I hope we can move past this and... 215 00:13:29,953 --> 00:13:32,796 Dynamite? They are terrorists. 216 00:13:32,831 --> 00:13:35,355 Must leave quietly. 217 00:13:43,241 --> 00:13:45,696 So far, so good. 218 00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:54,362 Marge! I was right! Everybody is whatever I think they are. 219 00:13:54,397 --> 00:13:57,291 I saw them unloading dynamite. 220 00:13:57,394 --> 00:14:00,974 Homer, I'm sure you didn't see anything. Go to sleep. 221 00:14:01,009 --> 00:14:05,299 All right, sweetie, but if I wake up tomorrow, we'll discuss it. 222 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,447 Hi, Homer! 223 00:14:22,918 --> 00:14:26,537 You rubbed? You must like me. You really, really like me. 224 00:14:26,572 --> 00:14:30,699 Good morning, Ramadan! Come to Crazy Fayeddie's! 225 00:14:30,734 --> 00:14:33,035 Our prices are Hussein! 226 00:14:34,336 --> 00:14:36,030 Here's... Genie! 227 00:14:36,957 --> 00:14:38,516 - Now do Flanders. - No. 228 00:14:38,551 --> 00:14:42,336 Now I will destroy your decadent Western society. 229 00:14:57,281 --> 00:14:59,462 No...! 230 00:15:00,117 --> 00:15:02,391 Usually that ends the dream. 231 00:15:04,765 --> 00:15:09,280 The power of dreaming has convinced me the threat is real. 232 00:15:13,395 --> 00:15:14,977 Delivery for Lisa Simpson. 233 00:15:15,853 --> 00:15:18,028 It's a gift from Mapple. 234 00:15:18,063 --> 00:15:20,231 Oh, such beautiful packaging. 235 00:15:20,266 --> 00:15:23,921 I never thought a company could be my soul mate. 236 00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:26,921 Oh, it's my first MyBill. 237 00:15:26,956 --> 00:15:29,138 $1,200?! 238 00:15:29,173 --> 00:15:31,026 But I only downloaded... 239 00:15:31,061 --> 00:15:33,535 1,212 songs. 240 00:15:39,549 --> 00:15:43,080 I got to prove the genie was right. 241 00:15:43,115 --> 00:15:44,121 Off to work. 242 00:15:44,156 --> 00:15:47,616 Sometimes I wish you would quit that awful business. 243 00:15:47,651 --> 00:15:50,279 But I love blowing up buildings. 244 00:15:50,314 --> 00:15:52,032 Oh, my God. 245 00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:55,586 Safely and legally, in order to make room for new buildings. 246 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:59,455 Darling, I think you are working much too hard. 247 00:15:59,490 --> 00:16:03,125 Yes, I am killing myself, but it is all for the profit, 248 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:06,795 and after the explosion, I will be in a better place. 249 00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:10,580 That corner office with the downtown view. 250 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:25,459 Oh, it's you. What do you want? 251 00:16:25,494 --> 00:16:29,317 I want to apologize for being such a jerk at dinner, 252 00:16:29,352 --> 00:16:31,616 and I thought the best 253 00:16:31,651 --> 00:16:34,609 way to do that would be to come to your house and poke around. 254 00:16:34,644 --> 00:16:37,105 Mr. Simpson, I accept your apology. 255 00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:38,664 - Good-bye. - Wait, wait, wait. 256 00:16:38,699 --> 00:16:41,954 I read somewhere your people are hospitable to guests. 257 00:16:41,989 --> 00:16:43,742 Is that true? 258 00:16:43,777 --> 00:16:44,777 Yes. 259 00:16:44,812 --> 00:16:46,724 Praise be Oliver. 260 00:16:46,759 --> 00:16:48,045 That's Allah. 261 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:51,048 Yeah... we'll look it up in the Corona. 262 00:16:52,766 --> 00:16:55,614 So... now that we're alone, 263 00:16:55,649 --> 00:16:58,123 um... death to America, right? 264 00:16:58,158 --> 00:17:00,655 Homer, why are you really here? 265 00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:04,310 Oh, look at that. We're out of almond paste. Don't get up. I'll grind the almonds myself. 266 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,576 A computer. 267 00:17:12,069 --> 00:17:13,404 I'm in. 268 00:17:19,285 --> 00:17:21,530 Springfield Mall? 269 00:17:25,242 --> 00:17:26,823 They're going to blow it up. 270 00:17:26,858 --> 00:17:29,319 Homer, I don't hear almond grinding. 271 00:17:29,354 --> 00:17:31,547 Just listen. 272 00:17:31,582 --> 00:17:34,360 I'm grinding them now. 273 00:17:36,512 --> 00:17:38,805 Ow, my finger! 274 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,528 Ooh, here comes the ambulance. 275 00:17:42,977 --> 00:17:44,930 My, you're a handsome fellow. 276 00:17:44,965 --> 00:17:48,525 Just get in the ambulance, Mr. Simpson. We'll see to your finger. 277 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:49,640 Why, thank you. 278 00:17:52,129 --> 00:17:53,360 Ow, my finger! 279 00:17:53,395 --> 00:17:55,654 SPINGFIELD MALL 280 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,574 Everyone, get out! 281 00:17:59,051 --> 00:18:01,040 Run for your lives! 282 00:18:01,075 --> 00:18:03,314 Run for your-- 283 00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:04,455 uh, stay where you are. 284 00:18:06,557 --> 00:18:07,557 Bart! 285 00:18:10,994 --> 00:18:12,461 Boy, don't blow up this mall. 286 00:18:12,496 --> 00:18:15,048 It has the cookie store that gives free samples. 287 00:18:16,153 --> 00:18:18,343 OLD SPRINGFIELD MALL DEMOLITION TODAY 288 00:18:19,379 --> 00:18:22,648 I can't believe your dad gets paid to blow stuff up. 289 00:18:22,683 --> 00:18:25,698 Actually, Bart, my job is about math and engineering. 290 00:18:25,733 --> 00:18:28,908 Every calculation is to make sure the explosion is safe. 291 00:18:28,943 --> 00:18:30,856 Did you factor in one bald idiot? 292 00:18:30,891 --> 00:18:32,690 No, I... 293 00:18:32,725 --> 00:18:35,655 USA! USA! USA! 294 00:18:49,791 --> 00:18:53,649 Dad, it was an empty building. It was supposed to come down. 295 00:18:53,684 --> 00:18:56,754 - What about the bridge? - That was supposed to open tomorrow. 296 00:18:56,789 --> 00:18:58,591 Did we really need a bridge there? 297 00:18:58,626 --> 00:19:00,836 The Duff brewery is on that island. 298 00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:05,896 I'll save you! 299 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:19,917 PARDON MY INTOLERANCE 300 00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:23,282 That banner has really paid for itself over the years. 301 00:19:23,317 --> 00:19:25,043 We accept your apology. 302 00:19:25,078 --> 00:19:28,034 Lisa, add another name to our Christmas card list. 303 00:19:28,069 --> 00:19:30,457 Next to our Jewish friends. 304 00:19:30,662 --> 00:19:32,417 Where is Lisa? 305 00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:34,899 She said something about "the bottom of the ocean" 306 00:19:34,934 --> 00:19:36,004 and "be back in a month." 307 00:19:40,561 --> 00:19:42,714 Welcome to Mapple Headquarters. 308 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:45,889 The cost of this journey will be added to your bill. 309 00:19:49,093 --> 00:19:51,804 Come on... come on. 310 00:19:51,839 --> 00:19:54,331 Yes! 16 million results. 311 00:19:54,366 --> 00:19:56,342 Mr. Mobbs, there's a surface dweller here to see you-- 312 00:19:56,377 --> 00:19:58,905 MyTunes user JazzGal62. 313 00:19:59,427 --> 00:20:01,431 Hmm... oh, Lisa Simpson. Send her in. 314 00:20:05,992 --> 00:20:08,613 Lisa, it's insanely great to see you. 315 00:20:09,199 --> 00:20:14,835 Um, Mr. Mobbs, I sort of downloaded too many songs onto my MyPod, 316 00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:17,929 and I don't have the money to pay for them. 317 00:20:17,964 --> 00:20:20,156 And do you think you could consider 318 00:20:20,191 --> 00:20:21,717 a reduced payment plan? 319 00:20:21,752 --> 00:20:25,721 I'm sorry. I know our posters say "Think differently," 320 00:20:25,756 --> 00:20:28,098 but our real slogan is "No refunds." 321 00:20:29,974 --> 00:20:34,645 can't you open your Mapple menu and click on the compassion bar? 322 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:35,981 Oh, please. 323 00:20:37,426 --> 00:20:39,647 Lisa, how would you like to work for Mapple? 324 00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:41,904 Would I ever. 325 00:20:42,076 --> 00:20:44,144 Think differently. 326 00:20:44,179 --> 00:20:46,414 Think differently. 327 00:20:46,449 --> 00:20:48,825 Think differently. 328 00:20:50,852 --> 00:20:52,956 Think differently.