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Why does god always need money?

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It's a lot of little stuff.

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God has to pay all the elves in his workshop.

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Plus he's got all those planets to support.

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Did you see that ring he gave saturn?

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Who knew saints had such fat heads?

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It's all a big scam.

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This booth?

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No, religion in general.

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Not bad.

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Here's your candy apple, sir.

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Excellent.

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This fundraiser is close to 
achieving the lord's goal:

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Building a taller steeple than the one

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on that snooty episcopal 
church across the street.

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Reverend, why do we really need this?

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To compensate for my own sense of smallness.

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And now for our main event:

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The rubber duck race.

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The first duck to cross the finish 
line wins this home computer.

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That's the new femac, the computer 
designed just for women.

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The "you've got mail" voice is Susan Sarandon.

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You've got mail, unlike the prisoners 
at Guantanamo Bay.

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Get informed.

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Don't worry, Marge.

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Me and terrible two here are going 
to win that computer for you.

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How can you be sure?

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'Cause he wants it.

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On your marks, get set...

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wait.

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Someone's not on their mark.

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That's better. Go!

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Now to begin operation slight edge.

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I'm winning!

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He's headed for the old mill!

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No, cheatie, no!

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Too many paddles!

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Protect the duck. D'oh!

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Protect the duck. Uh!

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PRoduck the tect.

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Hey! This race is for rubber 
ducks, not meat ducks.

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whoo-hoo! I won.

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And the winner is... duh!

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A living duck?

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I wished too hard and he became real.

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And the winner is Ned Flanders.

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This is my favorite kind of surprise: Mild.

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There, there.

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The fact that you tried means everything.

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Hey, that's the same thing you said to Bart

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after he choked in that soccer game.

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And we both know he sucked.

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And how. But this is different.

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Hey, Marge, I don't, I don't really want a computer.

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You know, all those complete strangers 
googling each other makes my flesh

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crawl.

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Just put it in the trunk and leave.

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Ned, that's so generous.

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But there must be something I could do in return.

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Well, sir, we could do a little 
quid pro for the kaypro.

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That left-handed convention is in 
town and as the owner of Springfield's

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largest

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southpaw shop, I just got to be there. 
Could you nanny-goat my

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kid-diddly-ids?

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Let me see.

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Just a sec.

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Yeah, sure.

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I'd be happy to baby-sit for Rod and Todd.

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I'm so glad you're

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watching the boys, Marge.

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Our last baby-sitter let them 
watch comedy central.

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Now Rod makes me check the closet 
every night for Rita Rudner.

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No Rudner.

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Here's the numbers for the police, 
fire, ambulance, poison control, burn

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clinic

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and people nearby with Rod and Todd's blood type.

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Carl.

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So you're going to be chilling with me tonight.

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You want to play a game?

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How about a sitting-still contest?

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Hands folded.

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Okay, game over.

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It's a tie.

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That means we both come in second.

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We're number two!

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We're number two!

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What do you think, Maggie?

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Wow, it's the big unit himself, Randy Johnson.

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You fanned more men than Salome.

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Yeah, I get that a lot.

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I'm here promoting my new line

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of left-hand teddy bears, Randy Johnson southpawz.

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This one's a doctor.

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You can give it to your doctor.

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You have one for a mailman?

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A bear can't be a mailman.

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Now how many Dr. Bears do you want?

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They come in boxes of a thousand.

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One box.

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You and me got a problem.

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Here's my mask.

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I'm a Star Wars.

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Now let's see who you've drawn.

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I'm my brother Todd.

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I'm my brother Rod.

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Ah! This is too scary!

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Change back!

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I'll help you.

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I'm a chimpmunk.

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I eat nuts without saying grace.

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I'm a permission slip.

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And thank you god for 
letting Mrs. Simpson come over.

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It was the most fun we've 
had since mommy was here.

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And could you ask mommy to come to daddy in a dream

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and tell him how to cut our sandwiches?

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And please tell Mrs. Simpson

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it's rude to eavesdrop on our prayers.

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But we forgive her.

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Hiya, Marge.

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Are Rod and Todd in the land of nod?

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We had a lot of fun.

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They're terrific kids.

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Hey, you're welcome to 
see the dynamic duo any time.

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Well, then maybe I will come by more often.

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And Homer can spend more time with our kids.

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He's watching them now.

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Ready?

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Ready.

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And joust!

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That was awesome!

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Let's do it again.

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A canoe made of country ham?

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You know I'll eat it.

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What's wrong

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with your teeter-totter?

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Daddy says up and down see-saws are dangerous.

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Chocks?!

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Why don't we try it...

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freestyle.

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El mundo es loco!

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I heard in study hall you 
were baby-sitting tonight.

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Homer!

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We're not in high school.

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So, Marge, in tomorrow's game,

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I'm gonna recover a fumble just for you.

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Maybe you'll run it in for a touchdown.

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Don't pressure me.

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I get enough of that from my dad.

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Well, maybe we can take your mind 
off things by studying for the sat:

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"Snuggles and tickles."

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Old man Flanders!

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Hey, Homer.

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Sneaking kisses from the missus?

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Springfield high football rules!

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No one turn on the sprinklers, okay?

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Dad, mom's over at the Flanders',

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baby-sitting nimRod and nimTodd.

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We want to do something.

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Fine. As soon as I finish watching my show.

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I want to go to the showbiz 
animal retirement home.

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They take in animals from the movies 
and tv that aren't cute anymore.

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Old showbiz animals?

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Do you think any of the gremlins

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from the gremlins movie are there?

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Sure.

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I am gonna get them so wet.

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This is much sadder than I expected.

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Sad? You're crazy.

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I feel like I'm at the oscars for 
the animals I forgot existed.

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Aflac!

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I'm not a real bear!

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That was just the name of my character.

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Now let me out!

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Hey, you know where the bathroom is?

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Maybe I do and maybe I don't.

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You didn't hear it from me, 
but it's next to the rhino cage.

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Word on the street is: Cover 
the toilet seat with tissue.

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Sweet... sweet tissue.

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This is toot-toot.

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She played tum tum in teen 
tarzan's eco-adventures.

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She looks like she's crying.

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She probably misses her children.

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They're all in show business.

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One of them played the out-of-control judiciary

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in a republican party commercial.

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Cheer up, toot-toot.

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Have some of my ice cream.

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My son's been ape-napped!

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No, no, it's still "kid-napped."

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The prefix applies to the victim.

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Help! She's grooming me.

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She's grooming me!

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Aren't you gonna do something?

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I'm afraid there's nothing we can do now.

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A chimp that size could tear 
your son's head right off.

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But she'll leave the rest of him alone?

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Would you like to meet flipper?

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May I remind you they're old when they come here.

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Well, well.

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Look at my dull-eyed angels.

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What's this?

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It's the ripcord from a band-aid wrapper!

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Call me ned zeppelin, but is one 
of my boys abrased and contused?

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I cut myself on the knife, 
playing christian clue.

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The secular humanist did it in the schoolhouse

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with misinformation!

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Well, I think it's about 
time you boys get to bed.

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Yes, daddy.

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An so we don't have another disaster.

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You crawl up these steps!

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Ned, I know you like to worry, 
but these boys are never going

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to get self-confidence unless you 
let them try things for themselves.

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I just can't.

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They're all I've got since that sad 
day when maude found eternal happiness.

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I though they might enjoy it

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if I took them here.

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Everything's covered in foam, and it's 
owned by a corporation, so you know

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it's safe.

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Well, their mascot is a kneepad wearing a helmet.

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Why not?

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Where's Bart?

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I haven't seen him since you came home.

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You haven't seen Bart for a few hours,

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so you automatically assume I 
let something terrible happen.

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I didn't say that.

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I know what you think:

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When stupid Homer wasn't looking,

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Bart got kidnapped by a monkey.

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I could never think something that horrible.

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And now I'm using sarcasm 
to confess the whole thing,

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so later I could say that I already told you.

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Sorry I asked.

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Dad, you can't keep this up for long.

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You're so right.

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I guess I should be more concerned with Bart's safety

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than covering my own butt.

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And maybe I'm talking like this because I can't stop.

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Help me, Lisa! I have serious mental problems!

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Look, it's been fun and all,

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but I miss indoor plumbing.

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Sorry, lady.

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00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,860
I've never eaten fresh fruit 
and I reckon I never will.

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This oreo is rank.

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Bart !

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Bart !

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When the monkey falls asleep, 
I'll sneak you out in this trash bag.

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Then i'll come back and feed the 
monkey a peach full of antifreeze.

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I fell asleep before the monkey.

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Lookin' good, Rod!

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Ned, are you checking up on me?

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I'm not Ned.

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I'm a... friendly dog.

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I'm not a good liar.

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I did come here to check on the...

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where's Rod?

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He's up there, daddy.

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Daddy! Look how high I am!

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What are you doing?!

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You're gonna get hurt!

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I am?

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He chipped a tooth!

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How will he bite wheat thins? How?!

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Comment ?

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I'm sorry, Ned.

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I never thought this would happen.

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I don't want you watching my boys ever again!

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She must be an unfit mother.

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I am not an unfit mother!

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We interrupt this skateboarding footage

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for a breaking news story.

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Local boy Bart simpson is being 
held hostage by an angry chimpanzee

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who has improved both 
his hygiene and posture.

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His so-called real mother could 
not be found for comment.

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Hey, monkey! Eat tranquilizer dart!

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Mr. Simpson was later revived 
by a police stun gun.

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Daddy, what are we gonna do today?

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Well, we're gonna do what every kid 
your age likes to do: Look at bread.

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No!

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The "n" word!

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We want Mrs. Simpson back.

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She let us run barefoot in 
the grass and play uno.

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Uno?! That's a gateway game to pinochle.

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All diddily aside, boys, what is 
it about her you miss so much?

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She made us feel happy.

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And not church-happy.

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For real happy.

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maybe there's another way to solve this.

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Bart is clearly fulfilling 
an emotional need for toot-toot.

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Lisa, monkeys don't have feelings.

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If they did, then my experiments 
could be called cruel.

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Toot-toot, look!

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I'm using this rock as a tool.

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She's kissing his boo-boo!

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That's it, I'm going in.

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Excuse me, Mrs. Toot, I need to 
talk to you mother to mother.

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While you were living the glamorous 
life of a tv chimp, I was raising my son.

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You have no right to take him away from me now.

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Please, please, give me back my boy.

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Marge, Toot-toot and her son escaped!

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The hamburglar was survived 
by his long-time companion,

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mayor Mccheese.

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Now, our latest update on 
monkey boy Bart Simpson.

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Toot-toot has taken Bart 
to the highest spot in town,

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the new steeple atop the first 
church of Springfield.

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Now, Marge, I know things look bleak,

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but it should comfort you to know 
we have this plaque ready to go.

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Hey, I know how we can save Bart.

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M. Teeny?

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He also happens to be toot-toot's son.

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But Krusty said mr. 
Teeny was born in funny town.

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Nelson, funny town doesn't exist.

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No! I was gonna live at cuckoo corners!

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Listen, we can trade Mr. Teeny for Bart.

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We just have to find a way to get him up there.

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I'm already doing it!

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Roddy, get down!

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You're gonna fall!

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Ned, Rod needs to know you believe 
he can be okay on his own.

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You'd be surprised what he could 
do if you just gave him a chance.

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Rod!

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You can do it, boy!

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With god on your side, you can't fail!

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Toot-toot, I have something for you.

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Reunited and it feel so good reunited

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'cause we understood.

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Yeah, great.

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Now I need a new sidekick.

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Get me a lemur, or a marmot.

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Or Tom Greene, he's not doing anything these days.

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And really stick it to him on the money.

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Hurry, let's climb down.

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Okay, but don't let our hands touch. It's gay.

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What's "gay" mean?

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It means you used to be afraid, 
but now you're not.

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I'm gay, daddy!

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I'm gay!

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Mrs. Simpson made me gay!

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I believe he's saying he's okay.

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My little boy's growing up.

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Hey, I'll say!

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I haven't seen climbing like that

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since Dudley Moore married Susan Anton!

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Bob, why did I wait a hundred years

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to get you up here?

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You're tellin' me.

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Now I can look down Dolly Parton's 
dress whenever I want.

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de Dolly Parton quand je le veux.

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Guys, I'm trying to watch this.

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Hey, I'm sorry.

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What got into her?

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Her kid's fruitier than 
Carmen Miranda's hat rack.

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Remember her?

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Mr. Simpson was later revived 
by a police stun gun.

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transcript: scarfo
synchro: Ale, Marcel & Toki

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