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Good grief, This candy's terrible.

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Circus peanuts, raisins, nicotine gum, a library card...

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- You got all the good stuff!
- And yet and I'm still not satisfied.

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You thieving hussy!

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You kids have got to learn that
actions have consequences.

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Eat fire! Punks!

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What the... I'm still cold.

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Everyone please stop fighting and burning?

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Never!

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- Beat the lumps! Beat the lumps! Beat the lumps!
- ¡Ay, caramba!

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Homie, I disagree with your approach to the children.

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The Simpsons Season 15 Episode 1
Treehouse of Horror XIV

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Treehouse of Horror XIV

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Pathetic humans!

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They are showing a halloween episode... in November!

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Oh, still thinking about halloween.

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We've already got our christmas decorations up.

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Merry Christmas!

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[English subtitle edited by: ryanz1123@gmail.com]
[SPS Group(China)]

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[Thanks for the timeline made by SimpsonsTeam]
[from wWw.GreekTVsubS.gR]

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Reaper Madness

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- I AM DEATH.
- Death? We don't want any.

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I am come for Bart Simpson.

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- Bart! Run like a wind(pronounced as waind)!
- Mom. It's wind.

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Well, I only read it in books.

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Why, you little...

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Please don't take me! Take Milhouse!

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We all know there's no happy ending there.

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Your time is up!

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This is for Snowball I and JFK(John F. Kennedy)!

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- Cool.
- Dad, you realize what you've done?

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You've created a world without death.

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Does this mean I'll never cancel the Jim Belushi show?

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- I guess so.
- NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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A world without dead.

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Frankie the Squealer, Why won't you die?!

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If I know I'll tell you, I swear!

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I'd better call my wife, tell her I'll be late.

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If I knew this would take so long, I'd put on a TV.

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Pizza!

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There's money on the counter. No tip.

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- Are you miserable bastard?
- That's why I'm up there.

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Death! Death! We miss you so much.

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You were a busboy in the restaurant of life.

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Clearing away the oldies and the sickies and the chokies.

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And you made NASCAR racing exciting.

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Homer, it's trash day.
Will you just him out to the curb?

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I'll curb him... without enthusiasm.

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This robe is pretty soft.

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Check it out! I finally found
a dead guy's clothes that fits me!

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What? It's not...

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My hand! What's happening

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- Dad! You've become the new Grim Reaper.
- No way, forget it.

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I might occasionally kill out of anger,
or to illustrate a point.

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But I am not a Grim Reaper...

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I'll reap! I'll reap already!

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- Jasper... Your time has come!
- Where's the regular guy?

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Where's doug?

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Never mind. I'm death now.

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I liked doug.

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Jasper.

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My dad's job. My dad's job takes
into all parts of the community.

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He performs a valuable service.

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But it's often misunderstood.
Like a vulture or the flesh eating maggot.

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Would anyone like to see Mr. Simpson harvest a soul?

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You said something about a hot meal?

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- Oh man, these seats suck!
- Leave everything to me.

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Pardon me. Coming through. Rest in peace.
You're dead. Take a dirt nap. Meet the worms.

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- Dad? were all the people on the list?
- I don't know.

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Ok. Who am I giving the finger to today?

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Marge Simpson

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Not this! Anything but this!

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Homer Simpson

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What was that first one again?

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Ok. God. I bumped off the loveof my life
according to your defined whim. 

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Now release me from this ghastly vocation.

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NO!

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- Come on!
- Alright.

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Hey. Wait a minute.

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This isn't Marge. This is her fat sister. Selma.

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It's Patty. Chump!

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I am too old and too rich to do this.

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Thanks for not killing me, Homie.

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Here's an extra pork chop.

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I'm not gonna kill you every week.

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Frinkenstein

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Hello?

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Sir, I'm honored to inform you
that you've won the Nobel Prize.

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The Nobel Prize? Finally!

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So it's for what? My whole deal?

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- This is Professor John Frink, isn't it?
- If I say no, do I still win?

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I'll tell Professor Frink he's won.

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- Tack för att ni förärar vĺr stad. (Swedish)
- Jumpy Jiminy!

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Great glavin in a glass! (gibberish) The Nobel Prize!

95
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They must've awarded me for my invention

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of a hammer with a screw driver
on the other end. It's convenient.

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- Just for that?
- It was a slow year. Yes.

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I only wish my dear father were here to see me win.

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Is there's a problem with your father?

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Well, our relationship was never great.

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Mother used to say we get along
like positrons and anti-nutrinos.

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 Yeah, I'm geek.

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I was always a disappointment to him.
You see, he was one of those Heman scientists

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who work on the atom bomb by day

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and slept with Marilyn Monroe by night

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and sold secrets to the Russians at lunch.

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Last time I saw him alive, he was going to study sharks.

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I don't want to go on the oceanagraphic expedition, father.

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I get seesick taking a shower! Clean, but nauseous!

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Clean, but nauseous.

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With the rolling and the heaving,
and the... you make me sick!

112
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You've disgraced the name of John Nerdelbaum Frink.

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But father, I...

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- We never spoke again.
- Well, where is he now?

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Maybe, I can help you two patch up your differences.

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You need to patch up more than that.

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Does shark do that?

118
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Yes. Hes was testing out a new blood-based suntan lotion.

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You know now that I have my hammer-screw-driver,

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I could reanimate him, without the needless switching of tools.

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Well, that's always tedious. Annoying!

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I'm alive, with the breathing and... and watch this radiator

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where my belly should be.

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Oh papa, you're back!

125
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Now, we had to replace several vital organs with machinery,

126
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but that doesn't make you any less of a man.

127
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Except you have no penis.

128
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- In the traditional sense.
- So what am I?

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Some kind of a tin-can man from planet tomorrow?

130
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Sir, your son has brought you into the 21st century.

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It's a lot like the 20th, 

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except everybody's afraid and
the stock market is much lower.

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Polly don't like that cracker.

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I'm getting me a real spleen and
then I'm gonna vent it on you boy, chick.

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It almost sounded like he plans to
tear organs out of living people.

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Well, that's my dad, hehe. You can't stop him.

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Hey, Hey, 700 Club, you look like a healthy specimen.

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Well I did finish first in the
walk for the cure, of homosexuality!

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Say Ah, baby.

140
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I'm dying. And there's Heaven. But who's that?

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Confucious? And Milton Berle?
Boy I have been barking up the wrong tree!

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- Nice posture.
- Oh thank you!

143
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Mother always said: "A curvy spine
is the double roller coaster."

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Hey! You can't have that.

145
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Lost your spine, ha?

146
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You just keep finding new ways to disappoint me.

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Have you stop to think about
who you are hurting in this rampage?

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- The people like killed?
- No! Your son!

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On the biggest day of his life,

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when he accept the Nobel Prize.
You are not gonna be there.

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Oh dear God! I've let my organ lust
come between me and my son?

152
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It's not too late. You can still fly to Stockholm.

153
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Well, it better be first class.

154
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Comic book guy's ass won't fit in couch.

155
00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:19,553
You may keep my posterior, just
please return the Jaba the Butt tattoo.("Jabba the Hutt" in Starwar)

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Stockholm, Sweden

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Swedish Auditorium
Nobel Prize Ceremony
Winners drink free!

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He explored the behaviour of

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individual molecules and chemical reaction.

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She's the sexy star of Alias.

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Please welcome Nobel Prize winner

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Dr. Dudley Herschbach
and Emmy nominee, Jennifer Garner.

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You know Dr. Herschbach,
our jobs are actually not that different.

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I disagree.

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Winner of the Nobel Prize in Physics. Professor John Frink.

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Thank you. This is a tremendous honor.

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However I can't help being somewhat disheartened

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- that my father has become a (moronic golem?).
- Not any more, son!

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I'm here to accept the Nobel Prize for stupid.

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Can you forgive me?

171
00:12:13,252 --> 00:12:18,800
Good glavin, dad, you've made receiving
the Nobel Prize the happiest day of my life...

172
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Oh, the hug is good.

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This is what the Nobel Prize is all about.

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The science, the love, and the physics
we called quantum. Ain't that right? People?

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What a great crowd.

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You all have such big hearts and
such big brains with large juicy
dripping with knowledge heads!

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That's it, I'm going smorgasboard on these poindexters.

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And I thought Halle Berry went nuts
during her acceptance speech.

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I wish I was death again. That was cool.

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Every brain unlocks more secrets of the universe.

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Muffins are suprisingly high in calories.
The pyramids were actually built by Sears.

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He's right! It all checks out!

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This is more violent than the hip-hop worlds.

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You've got stop your father!

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00:13:20,183 --> 00:13:24,570
Yes, but, how? He is 63 years old.
Pressure point here and here.

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Room temperature is 22 degree Celsius.

187
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Yes, this should just about do it.

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Oh, Father, you are dying again.
But I can bring you back to life sir.

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Son, It dosen't take five brains in your head

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to know that's a bad idea.

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You saw I become a monster and
you stopped me, like a man.

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I'm proud of you. And now it's time
for me go to Hell...

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Dead.

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This is the most exciting nobel prize ceremony ever!

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I disagree!

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00:14:05,774 --> 00:14:08,300
It must be tough to win a Nobel Prize

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and lose your father on the same day.

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00:14:11,209 --> 00:14:16,480
Oh, I didn't really lose my father.
Thanks to my latest invention - the soul catcher!

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Let's bring it out. Look at it.

200
00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:19,991
I maybe a soul, but I'm hungry.

201
00:14:20,241 --> 00:14:24,300
Can you throw in a little mazzard.
Maybe a nice pizza pit(?).

202
00:14:24,345 --> 00:14:28,729
Well, of course father, that'll make
too sense by your brain desire.

203
00:14:28,764 --> 00:14:30,131
That's a good shwandler

204
00:14:30,517 --> 00:14:35,000
Oh, I waited so long to hear you say that.
What dose it mean, is it dirty?

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Stop the World I Want to
GOOF OFF

206
00:14:39,672 --> 00:14:43,000
Oh, Baby, did I find something that I throw out today.

207
00:14:43,251 --> 00:14:47,204
If you like space in the attic, aren't you gonna be happy.

208
00:14:47,597 --> 00:14:50,717
Cool! Comics from the '70s.

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00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:56,258
Superman vs Patty Hearst.
Evel Knievel jumps the Jackson 5.
Batman and Rhoda.

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Check out these ads!

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Let's see, X-ray gum...

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00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,000
Ah, cool!

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00:15:03,031 --> 00:15:05,300
- Milhouse, do you have your change purse?
- Always!

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Four Weeks Later

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"Magic Stopwatch"
- Here you go, son.

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To stop time, click wath.

217
00:15:18,346 --> 00:15:22,462
Wow, she looks like a background character
in a Hanna-Barbera cartoon.

218
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:26,976
To restart time, click watch again.

219
00:15:28,270 --> 00:15:29,300
What the...

220
00:15:29,517 --> 00:15:32,282
Lisa, that's a filthy habbit.

221
00:15:33,791 --> 00:15:36,667
If we both touching the watch,
neither of us will be affected.

222
00:15:46,984 --> 00:15:52,430
- Do you realize what this means?
- Yeah, but you say it first!

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We can do anything we want!

224
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,800
Lets get really far ahead on our homework!

225
00:15:56,880 --> 00:16:02,231
Wait till the other kids see we're already
on the RED unit of Adventures In Reading.

226
00:16:03,984 --> 00:16:07,495
Due to budget cuts, music class
will now have a two drink minimum.

227
00:16:08,162 --> 00:16:09,941
Grand apple juice only counts as one. And...

228
00:16:17,198 --> 00:16:19,625
Ah, my slacks...

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I can't go on.

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春田镇市政厅今晚议题：最近发生的奇怪事件

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春田镇市政厅今晚议题：永远别吃蔬菜

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春田镇市政厅今晚议题：青少年看电视会长青春痘

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春田镇市政厅今晚议题：男用后轮驱动车：10美分

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People, Springfield is in crisis!

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Fingers have been shoved up noses,
pants have been pulled down and...

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mayors... have... been...
repeatedly...humiliated.

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Dammit!

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I thought our mysterious pranksters might be here tonight,

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so I covered the meeting hall with ultraviolet powder.

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Behold, the perpetrators!

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It was those guys!

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Come, let us kill them before learning of
the magical secret which they possess!

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- Oh, that was close.
- Bart, look at the watch!

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Milhouse, we broke the watch.
Do you realize what this means?

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Yeah, but you say it first.

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Oh man, things are stuck like this forever!

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Well, I couldn't be happier,

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I'm the second coolest kid on earth.

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Actually, I guess we can do anything we want.

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- And no one would stop us.
- I'm gonna play naked basketball.

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No, you are not.

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- Family looks good.
- Thanks, I just washed them.

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Oh, that keeps happening.

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Can I punch Oscar de la Hoya for a while?

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Just keep up the bill.

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You know, Milhouse, I thought I'd love

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eating only frosting and giving the Pope wagging.

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But I miss being a regular kid in a real world.

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Getting a hug from my mom.

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Yeah, I thought I'd be happier if my parents back together.

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But it kind of hollow.

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钟表修理

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Alright, it says we can learn watch repair

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in 8 one hour lessons.

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十五年后

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Boy, that took forever.

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Yeah. Well, I work better in a structured environment.

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Here goes nothing.

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Wait, when people see all the stuff we did,
they are gonna kill us.

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Yeah. And I can't run too fast after 15 years

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of eating nothing but gummy worms.

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I'm gonna quit tomorrow, I swear.

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What we need is a scapegoat.

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Ok, acting natural, and...

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To repeat what I said a moment ago, you are so dead.

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This kid is fun to hit.

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Hum, why is Bart so tall? And shaggy?

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Just one of life's mysteries.

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Like why is my nose jammed full of army men.

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Oh, come on! Don't you get it?

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Bart stopped time with his magic stopwatch.

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Jealous much?

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Why can't I tinker with the fabric of existence?

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Let the baby have her bottle.

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Ha, what happens, if I press this button?

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Sorry sorry sorry!

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