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Paintings:

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Lifeless images
rendered in colorful goop.

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But at night, they take on
a life of their own.

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They become
portals to hell...

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so scary and horrible
and gruesome that--

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Bart, you should warn people
this episode is very frightening.

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Maybe they'd rather listen to that
War of the Worlds broadcast on N.P.R., hmm?

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- Yes, Mother.
- Good.

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Now, you hold Maggie. I'm going
to buy some earrings at the gift shop.

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The subject of our first
painting tonight is the most...

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foul, evil, vicious,
diabolical beast to stalk the earth.

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Of course, I refer to--

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The devil.

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And next in our fall catalog--
we love this--

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it is a vision
in raspberry cream.

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Ohh! Pure genius.

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Oh! And now to make
the leap from dreams to reality.

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Sorry, Homer. While you were daydreaming,
we ate all the doughnuts.

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Well, there were a few left,
but we chucked 'em at an old man for kicks.

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Damn buzzards!
I ain't dead yet!

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All right. Stay calm.
Remember your training.

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''Dear Homer, I.O.U. one emergency doughnut.
Signed, Homer.''

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Bastard! He's always
one step ahead.

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Oh! I'd sell my soul
for a doughnut!

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Well, that can be arranged.

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Flanders!
You're the devil?

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It's always the one
you least suspect.

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Now, many people offer
to sell their souls...

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without reflecting upon the grave ramifica--

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- Do you have a doughnut or not?
- Coming up.

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Just sign here.
Careful, hot pen.

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Hmm. Who's that goat-legged fellow?
I like the cut of his jib.

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Uh, Prince of Darkness, sir.
He's your 1 1 :00.

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Ah!

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Now, remember, the instant you finish it,
I own your soul for--

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Hey, wait, if I don't
finish this last bite...

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you don't get
my soul, do you?

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- Uh, technically no, but---
- I'm smarter than the devil!
I'm smarter than the dev--

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You are not
smarter than me!

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I'll see you in hell yet,
Homer Simpson!

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Not likely.

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Hm. Hm. Hm.

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Mmm!

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Mmm! Forbidden doughnut.

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- Hmm?
- Well, well. Finishing something?

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- Homer, did you eat that doughnut?
- No.

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Your wide behind
won't save you this time. Hey, Bart.

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- Hey.
- Wait!

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Doesn't my father have
the right to a fair trial?

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Oh, you Americans with your ''due process''
and ''fair trials.''

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This is always so much easier in Mexico.
All right. Very well.

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We'll have the trial tomorrow
at the stroke of midnight.

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Till then, you're going to spend
the day in hell!

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That wasn't so bad.

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Huh? Ow! Ow! Ow!

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So, you like doughnuts, eh?

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- Uh-huh.
- Well...

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have all the doughnuts
in the world!

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More. Mmm!

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I don't understand it.
James Coco went mad in 1 5 minutes.

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- Homer, are you all right?
- No.

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Mr. Simpson, don't you worry.
I watched Matlock in a bar last night.

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The sound wasn't on,
but I think I got the gist of it.

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Hear ye! Hear ye!

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The Court of Infernal Affairs
is now in session.

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Very well. But first,
some ground rules.

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Number one: We get bathroom breaks
every half hour.

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Agreed. Number two:
The jury will be chosen by me.

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Agreed.
No, wait!

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Silence! I give you
the jury of the damned!

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Benedict Arnold.
Lizzie Borden. Richard Nixon.

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But I'm not dead yet. In fact,
I just wrote an article for Redbook.

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- Hey, listen, I did a favor for you.
- Yes, master.

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John Wilkes Booth.
Blackbeard the Pirate.John Dillinger.

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And the starting line of
the 1 97 6 Philadelphia Flyers.

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I'm sorry, Mr. Blackbeard.
We're low on chairs, and this is the last one.

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Arr! This chair
be high, says I.

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I hold here a contract
between myself and one Homer Simpson...

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pledging me his soul
for a doughnut!

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Which I delivered!
And it was scrum-didilly-umptious.

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I simply ask
for what is mine.

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That was a right pretty speech, sir.

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But I ask you,
what is a contract?

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Webster's defines it as ''an agreement
under the law which is unbreakable.''

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''Which is unbreakable''!

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Excuse me.
I must use the restroom.

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Uh, Mr. Hutz?

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Homer Simpson,
I have no choice...

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but to sentence you
to an eternity of--

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Wait! Before you send him to hell,
there's something you should see.

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That's a photo of
Homer and me at our wedding.

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Wait a minute. You got married
in an emergency room?

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Well, Homer ate the entire
wedding cake by himself...

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before the wedding.

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Read the back!
The back!

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Arr. 'Tis some kind
of treasure map.

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- You idiot, you can't read.
- Aye, 'tis true.

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My debauchery was
my way of compensatin'.

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''Dear Marge,
You have given me your hand in marriage.

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''All I can give you
in return is my soul...

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which I pledge to you forever.''

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We've heard enough.
Your Honor...

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we find that Homer Simpson's soul
is legally the property...

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of Marge Simpson
and not of the devil.

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- Yea!
- Whoo-hoo-- Ow!

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All right, Simpson.
You get your soul back.

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But let that ill-gotten doughnut
be forever on your head.

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- Homer, stop picking at it.
- Oh!

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But I'm so sweet and tasty.

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Well, time to go to work.

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Dad, I wouldn't
go outside if I were you.

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Don't worry, boys. He's gotta
come out of there sometime.

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The next exhibit
in our ghoulish gallery is entitled--

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the ''School Bus''?

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Oh! Oh! They must
mean the ''Ghoul Bus.''

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Nope. It says right there,
''School Bus.''

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Well, there's nothing scarier
than having to go to school.

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Hey, Bart, look!
Krusty trading cards!

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The long-awaited
Eighth Series!

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''Krusty visits relatives in Annapolis, Maryland. ''

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''Krusty poses for trading card photo. ''

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Hmm. He seems to be running
a little low on ideas.

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- Well, at least you got the gum.
- Oww! I cut my cheek!

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Whoa! Whoa!

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Oh--
I hope this is sweat.

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Bart, what's wrong?

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I just had a vision of
my own horrible, fiery death.

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- And?
- Lisa, your brother's obviously had a nightmare.

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Don't worry, honey. The scary part's over.

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Marge, look at all this great stuff
I found at the marina!

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It was just sitting in some guy's boat.

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Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus
because Mother hid my car keys...

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to punish me for talking
to a woman on the phone.

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- She was right to do it.
- Excuse me. Bart's a little upset this morning...

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so could everyone please
be extra-nice to him?

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Hey, where's
your diaper, baby?

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Thank goodness he's drawn
attention away from my shirt.

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Milhouse!
Milhouse, wake up.

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- Quick, look out the window.
- No way, Bart.

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If I lean over, I leave myself open
to wedgies, wet willies...

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or even the dreaded
rear admiral.

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Otto, you gotta do something!
There's a gremlin on the side of the bus!

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Hey, no problemo, Bart-dude.
I'll get rid of it.

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No! Oh, no.
I just made my last payment.

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Oh.

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Everybody!

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There's a monster
on the side of the bus!

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Hey, there's no monster.

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- You're deceptive.
- I don't see anything.

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Hey, who's
driving the bus?

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Ooh!
Una momento, por favor.

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Foolish Earthlings.

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Frightened of a creature
that does not exist.

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Now, I've gotten word
that a child is using his imagination...

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and I've come
to put a stop to it.

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- No! No, it's true! There's a monster on the bus.
- The only monster on this bus...

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is a lack of
proper respect for the rules.

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Oh!

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Ach. Me mule wouldn't
walk in the mud.

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So I had to put
1 7 bullets in him.

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You believe me, don't you?
You're my friend who believes me.

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Sweet, trustworthy
Milhouse.

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Actually, Bart,
you're kinda creepin' me out.

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Uh, I think
I'm gonna go sit, uh...

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w-with that
foreign exchange student.

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Oh, guten Tag.! Would you care
for a bite of my Vengelerstrasse bar?

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I also have a bag
of marzipan JoyJoys!

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The gremlin's takin'
off the wheel!

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Stop the bus or we're
all gonna die! Aaah!

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Take me bridle and lash
his hands to the seat!

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Would you like another
lick of my flavor wax?

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Uh, sure.

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Well, now that
we're friends, Uter...

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how 'bout loosening
these straps, huh?

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Ja, das ist gut.

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Hey, boy!

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Pull, Willie! Pull!

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I'm doin' all the pullin',
ya blouse-wearin' poodle walker!

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Oh, dear Lord!
It's some sort of hideous monster.

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Aw, isn't that cute?
He's trying to claw my eyes out.

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Whoa!

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Gadzooks!

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Look at the bus! I was right,
I tell ya! I was right!

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Right or wrong, your behavior
was still disruptive, young man.

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Perhaps spending the remainder
of your life in a madhouse...

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- will teach you some manners.
- Ha-ha!

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At least now I can get some rest.

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Hidilly-ho, Bart!

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We come now to the final
and most terrifying painting of the evening.

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To even gaze upon it
is to go mad.

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They're dogs, and they're playing poker!

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Aaah!

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We had a story to go with this painting,
but it was far too intense.

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So we just threw something together
with vampires. Enjoy!

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Another local peasant has been found dead...

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drained of his blood,
with two teeth marks on his throat.

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This black cape was found on the scene.
Police are baffled.

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We think we're dealing
with a supernatural being...

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most likely a mummy.

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00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:54,848
As a precaution, I've ordered the Egyptian wing
of the Springfield Museum destroyed.

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Nice work, Ed.

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00:15:58,855 --> 00:16:03,189
No, no, they're wrong!
The creature they seek is the walking undead.

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00:16:03,293 --> 00:16:05,818
Nosferatu.
Das Vampyr.

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A vampire!

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00:16:09,966 --> 00:16:13,834
Lisa,
vampires are make-believe.

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00:16:13,937 --> 00:16:16,565
Just like elves,
gremlins and Eskimos.

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00:16:16,673 --> 00:16:19,699
In a completely unrelated story,
Montgomery Burns has just closed a deal...

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to buy the Springfield Blood Bank.

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00:16:21,911 --> 00:16:25,005
Oh, I'm very excited
about this deal.

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What? Oh.
Precious blood.

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00:16:28,918 --> 00:16:30,476
Hmm.
Business deal.

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00:16:32,922 --> 00:16:35,186
It sure was nice of
Mr. Burns to invite us...

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for a midnight dinner
at his country house in...

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Pennsylvania.

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00:16:42,432 --> 00:16:44,832
Ah, there's something fishy
about this whole setup.

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00:16:44,934 --> 00:16:47,402
Lisa, stop being
so suspicious.

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00:16:47,503 --> 00:16:49,630
Did everyone wash their necks
like Mr. Burns asked?

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00:16:49,739 --> 00:16:52,105
- Yes.
- Sure did.

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Welcome. Come in.

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Ah, fresh victims for my ever-growing
army of the undead.

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00:17:02,285 --> 00:17:05,812
- Sir, you have to let go of the button.
- Oh, son of a bit--

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00:17:14,330 --> 00:17:16,457
Well, if it isn't
my good friends, the, uh--

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00:17:16,566 --> 00:17:20,297
- Simpson family, master.
- Simpson, eh? Excellent.

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00:17:22,572 --> 00:17:25,063
Dad, do you notice
anything strange?

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00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,438
Yeah, his hairdo
looks so queer.

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00:17:27,543 --> 00:17:29,943
- I heard that!
- It was the boy!

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00:17:30,947 --> 00:17:32,778
Ooh! Punch!

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00:17:32,882 --> 00:17:35,646
Eww. Dad,
this is blood.

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00:17:35,752 --> 00:17:37,947
Correction--
free blood.

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00:17:40,390 --> 00:17:44,087
Whoops. Bart and I
have to go wash up.

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00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:46,718
But you didn't get any
on me-- Ugh-- Wh--

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00:17:46,829 --> 00:17:48,854
Lisa, Burns isn't a vampire.

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00:17:48,965 --> 00:17:52,833
And even if he was, we're not
gonna stumble on his secret hiding place.

234
00:17:56,339 --> 00:17:59,137
You're probably right.
Let's just go back.

235
00:18:02,345 --> 00:18:04,836
- Satisfied?
- Big deal.

236
00:18:04,948 --> 00:18:07,439
It's no different from the basement
in Grampa's rest home.

237
00:18:07,550 --> 00:18:09,017
Look!

238
00:18:12,121 --> 00:18:14,021
Oh, my God!

239
00:18:16,559 --> 00:18:20,859
Please, Bart. I've seen your stupid Shemp.

240
00:18:23,032 --> 00:18:25,899
Nyung, nyung,
nyung, nyung!

241
00:18:26,002 --> 00:18:28,562
Yeah, I've seen
your Curly too.

242
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:40,704
I know I really shouldn't,
but when am I gonna be here again?

243
00:18:40,817 --> 00:18:43,183
Whee!

244
00:18:50,193 --> 00:18:52,855
Well, if it isn't little--

245
00:18:52,962 --> 00:18:54,862
uh, boy.

246
00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:03,204
Mom, Dad! Mr. Burns is a vampire,
and he has Bart!

247
00:19:03,306 --> 00:19:05,206
Why, Bart is right here.

248
00:19:06,309 --> 00:19:08,243
Hello, Mother.
Hello, Father.

249
00:19:08,344 --> 00:19:10,812
I missed you during
my uneventful absence.

250
00:19:10,913 --> 00:19:12,972
Oh, Lisa,
you and your stories.

251
00:19:13,082 --> 00:19:14,208
''Bart is a vampire.''
''Beer kills brain cells.''

252
00:19:14,317 --> 00:19:15,341
Now, let's go
back to that...

253
00:19:15,451 --> 00:19:16,577
building thingy...

254
00:19:16,686 --> 00:19:17,846
where our beds
and TV... is.

255
00:19:33,002 --> 00:19:36,301
Come join us, Lisa.
It's so cool.

256
00:19:36,406 --> 00:19:39,500
You get to stay up
all night drinking blood.

257
00:19:39,609 --> 00:19:41,543
And if you say
you're a vampire...

258
00:19:41,644 --> 00:19:44,078
you get a free small soda
at the movies.

259
00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:46,080
No! No!

260
00:19:46,182 --> 00:19:49,709
Lisa, it's not like
you have a choice here.

261
00:19:53,790 --> 00:19:56,884
Bart! How many times have I told you
not to bite your sist--

262
00:19:56,993 --> 00:19:59,427
Wait a minute!
You are a vampire!

263
00:19:59,529 --> 00:20:01,929
Quick! We have to kill the boy!

264
00:20:02,031 --> 00:20:03,965
How'd you know
he's a vampire?

265
00:20:04,067 --> 00:20:06,331
He's a vampire?
Aaah!

266
00:20:08,771 --> 00:20:11,831
Homer, we gotta do something.
Today, he's drinking people's blood.

267
00:20:11,941 --> 00:20:13,841
Tomorrow, he could be smoking.

268
00:20:13,943 --> 00:20:17,037
The only way to get Bart back
is to kill the head vampire...

269
00:20:17,146 --> 00:20:19,046
Mr. Burns.

270
00:20:19,148 --> 00:20:22,777
Kill my boss? Do I dare
live out the American dream?

271
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:25,517
This is dangerous.

272
00:20:25,621 --> 00:20:27,782
I wish we could have
found a sitter for Maggie.

273
00:20:27,890 --> 00:20:29,915
Super fun happy slide!

274
00:20:30,026 --> 00:20:32,961
- No, Dad.
- Oh! I guess killing will be fun enough.

275
00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:38,265
You must drive this stake
right through his heart.

276
00:20:43,172 --> 00:20:46,073
Take that, vile fiend!

277
00:20:49,245 --> 00:20:51,406
Uh, Dad,
that's his crotch.

278
00:20:51,514 --> 00:20:53,414
Oh, sorry.

279
00:20:55,918 --> 00:21:00,514
No!

280
00:21:05,928 --> 00:21:08,419
- You're fired!
- D'oh!

281
00:21:08,531 --> 00:21:12,262
It's so nice having
everything back to normal.

282
00:21:12,368 --> 00:21:16,600
I'm a vampire, and I've come
to suck your blood.

283
00:21:16,706 --> 00:21:18,606
Blah! Oh--

284
00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:20,767
This cape is giving me a rash.

285
00:21:20,877 --> 00:21:23,812
- Grampa's a vampire?
- We're all vampires.

286
00:21:23,913 --> 00:21:26,143
But, no,
we killed Mr. Burns.

287
00:21:26,249 --> 00:21:28,809
You have to kill
the head vampire.

288
00:21:28,918 --> 00:21:31,079
You're the head vampire?

289
00:21:31,187 --> 00:21:33,781
No, I'm the head vampire.!

290
00:21:37,294 --> 00:21:40,294
- Mom?
- I do have a life outside this house, you know.

291
00:21:42,899 --> 00:21:45,891
Happy Halloween, everybody!

292
00:21:46,002 --> 00:21:50,200
''Hark! The Herald Angels Sing''