1 00:00:04,300 --> 00:00:07,599 [Chorus] ## TheSimpsons ## 2 00:01:05,595 --> 00:01:07,529 D'oh! 3 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:27,709 Ah, another beautiful day in the womb. 4 00:01:27,817 --> 00:01:30,786 # La, la, la, la, la # 5 00:01:30,887 --> 00:01:33,014 # La, la, la # 6 00:01:39,362 --> 00:01:41,262 Let go! Let go! 7 00:01:41,364 --> 00:01:43,332 I'm all naked and wet! 8 00:01:43,432 --> 00:01:46,765 - Get up, Homer. It's time for church. - I don't wanna go. 9 00:01:46,869 --> 00:01:49,633 - It's church. You have to go. - Too cold out. 10 00:01:53,809 --> 00:01:57,575 I'm tired of having this argument every Sunday. Get dressed. 11 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:00,171 Oh, stupid, itchy church pants. 12 00:02:02,885 --> 00:02:05,080 One size fits all, my butt! 13 00:02:05,188 --> 00:02:08,555 Come on. We're going to be late. 14 00:02:08,658 --> 00:02:10,956 Forget it. I'm not going. 15 00:02:23,172 --> 00:02:26,733 - Hey, where's Homer? - Your father's... resting. 16 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:30,243 "Resting" hungover, "resting" got fired? Help me out here. 17 00:02:30,346 --> 00:02:34,544 Ahhh, I'm just a big, toasty cinnamon bun. 18 00:02:34,650 --> 00:02:37,710 I never wanna leave this bed. 19 00:02:37,820 --> 00:02:40,220 Uh-oh. Gotta take a whiz. 20 00:02:40,323 --> 00:02:42,883 Think, man. Think. 21 00:02:42,992 --> 00:02:46,894 Think, think, think. I better get up. 22 00:02:48,397 --> 00:02:52,231 I'm whizzin' with the door open, and I love it. 23 00:02:59,809 --> 00:03:03,711 It's 1 1 K-BBL degrees below zero. 24 00:03:03,813 --> 00:03:07,943 - I hope you're someplace warm. - You bet your sweet... 25 00:03:08,050 --> 00:03:09,950 ass! 26 00:03:14,423 --> 00:03:16,914 I'm afraid our furnace isn't working. 27 00:03:17,026 --> 00:03:19,119 Yeah, what's the story? 28 00:03:19,228 --> 00:03:21,560 But let's just put it out of our minds... 29 00:03:21,664 --> 00:03:24,098 and turn to the lamentations of Jeremiah... 30 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,691 long version. 31 00:03:26,802 --> 00:03:29,794 "Joy is gone from our hearts... 32 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:32,203 our dancing has turned to mourning. '" 33 00:03:48,124 --> 00:03:50,752 The perfect chance to make my patented, space-age... 34 00:03:50,860 --> 00:03:53,795 out-of-this-world moon waffles. 35 00:03:53,896 --> 00:03:56,228 Let's see here. 36 00:03:56,332 --> 00:03:59,426 Caramels. Waffle batter. 37 00:03:59,535 --> 00:04:01,560 Liquid smoke. 38 00:04:03,272 --> 00:04:06,139 Oooh, waffle runoff. 39 00:04:15,818 --> 00:04:18,810 Mmm, fattening. 40 00:04:18,921 --> 00:04:24,382 And he was cast into the fiery cauldron of hell! 41 00:04:24,493 --> 00:04:26,393 The searing heat... 42 00:04:26,495 --> 00:04:29,760 the scalding rivers of molten sulfur! 43 00:04:29,865 --> 00:04:31,924 Ahhh, I'm there. 44 00:04:33,202 --> 00:04:35,363 Uh-oh. 45 00:04:35,471 --> 00:04:37,371 Here, boy. 46 00:04:42,812 --> 00:04:45,007 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 47 00:04:45,114 --> 00:04:48,106 The service has ended. Go in peace. 48 00:04:52,955 --> 00:04:56,356 The door's frozen shut, and it's the only way out! 49 00:04:56,459 --> 00:04:59,587 Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be-- 50 00:04:59,695 --> 00:05:01,925 Lisa, this is neither the time nor the place. 51 00:05:02,031 --> 00:05:03,999 That was Johnny Calhoun with... 52 00:05:04,100 --> 00:05:06,000 "Gonna Find Me a Genie With a Magic Bikini." 53 00:05:06,102 --> 00:05:09,765 Johnny's next record was a spoken word album of his right-wing political views. 54 00:05:09,872 --> 00:05:13,899 It killed his career. If you can tell me the name Of that album, call our contest line now. 55 00:05:14,009 --> 00:05:16,102 I know that! 56 00:05:21,584 --> 00:05:25,281 - Hello. This is Homer Simpson. - Homer, can you name that title? 57 00:05:25,388 --> 00:05:29,791 - "This Things I Believe." - Uh, can we accept that? 58 00:05:29,892 --> 00:05:31,917 Whoo-hoo! 59 00:05:34,697 --> 00:05:38,633 - How's that door coming, Willy? - Miracles are your department, Reverend. 60 00:05:38,734 --> 00:05:42,932 Uh, while we're waiting, Why don't I read from the Sunday bulletin? 61 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:45,973 Card table for sale. Top badly damaged. Leg missing. 62 00:05:46,075 --> 00:05:49,567 Otherwise fine. One dollar or best offer. 63 00:05:49,678 --> 00:05:52,875 You must be the three chiropractors I sent for. 64 00:05:52,982 --> 00:05:55,280 Now, start manipulating my spine. 65 00:05:55,384 --> 00:05:57,579 Hey, Moe, we don't know nothin' about manipulatin. 66 00:05:57,686 --> 00:06:00,484 - You heard the lady. Grab her spine and get crackin. 67 00:06:00,589 --> 00:06:03,057 Moe is their leader. 68 00:06:03,159 --> 00:06:05,059 - Why, you! - Hey! 69 00:06:06,896 --> 00:06:09,057 Huzzah! 70 00:06:10,933 --> 00:06:13,561 Plea-Please, Christians, don't push. 71 00:06:13,669 --> 00:06:17,264 Excuse me. Pardon me. Whoop. Coming through. Howya doing? Love that hat, baby. 72 00:06:17,373 --> 00:06:21,241 Come on, TV. Give me some of that sweet, sweet pap. 73 00:06:21,343 --> 00:06:23,573 Well, let's define our terms, gentlemen. 74 00:06:23,679 --> 00:06:27,046 Are we talking about redistricting or are we talking about reapportionment? 75 00:06:27,149 --> 00:06:29,379 Oh, well, can't win 'em all. 76 00:06:29,485 --> 00:06:33,421 We interrupt this public affairs program to bring you a football game. 77 00:06:33,522 --> 00:06:35,422 Yes! 78 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,459 Give it a little more gas. 79 00:06:46,569 --> 00:06:49,663 No, no, that's too much. You know what I think would help? 80 00:06:49,772 --> 00:06:52,832 - What? What would help? - Nothing. 81 00:06:52,942 --> 00:06:55,809 Oh, doctor. A 98-yard triple reverse... 82 00:06:55,911 --> 00:06:58,880 ties the score at 63-63. 83 00:06:58,981 --> 00:07:01,449 We have seen nothing but razzle-dazzle here today... 84 00:07:01,550 --> 00:07:03,609 three visits from Morganna the Kissing Bandit... 85 00:07:03,719 --> 00:07:05,687 and the astonishing return of Jim Brown. 86 00:07:05,788 --> 00:07:07,688 Whoo-hoo! 87 00:07:07,790 --> 00:07:10,588 Is that what I think it is? 88 00:07:14,163 --> 00:07:16,597 Mm-hmm. 89 00:07:16,699 --> 00:07:19,862 I found... a penny! 90 00:07:19,969 --> 00:07:23,234 Could this be the best day of my life? 91 00:07:30,079 --> 00:07:31,979 Looks like we have a new champion. 92 00:07:33,816 --> 00:07:35,841 Ah, my beloved family. 93 00:07:35,951 --> 00:07:38,613 How was church? 94 00:07:40,556 --> 00:07:43,855 I, on the other hand, have been having the best day of my life... 95 00:07:43,959 --> 00:07:45,859 and I owe it all to skipping church. 96 00:07:45,961 --> 00:07:49,761 That's a terrible thing to say! Kids, your father doesn't really mean that. 97 00:07:49,665 --> 00:07:54,159 Like fun I don't. Marge, I'm never going to church again! 98 00:07:54,270 --> 00:07:57,671 Homer, are you actually giving up your faith? 99 00:07:57,773 --> 00:08:00,799 No. No, no, no, no, no, no. 100 00:08:00,910 --> 00:08:02,741 Well, yes. 101 00:08:06,482 --> 00:08:09,747 I can't believe you're giving up church, Homer. 102 00:08:09,852 --> 00:08:13,379 Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? 103 00:08:13,489 --> 00:08:16,049 - I mean, isn't God everywhere? - Amen, brother. 104 00:08:16,158 --> 00:08:18,820 And don't you think that the Almighty has better things to worry about... 105 00:08:18,928 --> 00:08:22,193 than where one little guy spends one measly hour of his week? 106 00:08:22,298 --> 00:08:25,358 - Tell it, Daddy. - And what if we pick the wrong religion? 107 00:08:25,468 --> 00:08:27,993 Every week we're just making God madder and madder. 108 00:08:28,104 --> 00:08:30,572 Testify! 109 00:08:32,641 --> 00:08:35,542 Lord, my husband is by no means perfect... 110 00:08:35,644 --> 00:08:37,805 but he's a kind, decent man. 111 00:08:37,913 --> 00:08:39,972 Please show him the error of his ways. 112 00:08:40,082 --> 00:08:41,982 Marge, come to bed. 113 00:08:42,084 --> 00:08:43,984 No, Homer. 114 00:08:44,086 --> 00:08:46,680 He doesn't mean to be sacrilegious, Lord. 115 00:08:46,789 --> 00:08:49,417 He just likes to sleep in on Sundays. 116 00:08:49,525 --> 00:08:52,961 Marge. Come to bed, Marge. 117 00:08:54,797 --> 00:08:58,096 Lord, please. He's not a bad person, Lord, really. 118 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:02,261 - It's good for what ails ya. - He doesn't mean any harm. 119 00:09:02,371 --> 00:09:04,601 I can wait all-- 120 00:09:26,262 --> 00:09:28,423 God? 121 00:09:28,531 --> 00:09:32,092 Thou has forsaken my church! 122 00:09:32,201 --> 00:09:35,534 - Well, kind of, but-- - But what? 123 00:09:35,638 --> 00:09:40,132 I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids. 124 00:09:40,242 --> 00:09:43,837 So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? 125 00:09:45,047 --> 00:09:47,709 Hmm, you've got a point there. 126 00:09:47,817 --> 00:09:50,149 You know, sometimes... 127 00:09:50,252 --> 00:09:52,948 even I'd rather be watching football. 128 00:09:53,055 --> 00:09:54,955 Does St. Louis still have a team? 129 00:09:55,057 --> 00:09:57,116 - No, they moved to Phoenix. - Oh, yeah. 130 00:09:57,226 --> 00:10:01,458 You know what I really hate about church? Those boring sermons. 131 00:10:01,564 --> 00:10:04,226 Oh, I couldn't agree more. 132 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:06,961 That Reverend Lovejoy really displeases me. 133 00:10:07,069 --> 00:10:09,594 I think I'll give him a canker sore. 134 00:10:09,705 --> 00:10:12,230 - Give him one for me. - I will. 135 00:10:12,341 --> 00:10:15,208 So I figure I should just try to live right-- 136 00:10:15,311 --> 00:10:17,404 and worship you in my own way. 137 00:10:17,513 --> 00:10:19,572 Homer, it's a deal. 138 00:10:19,682 --> 00:10:23,448 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to appear on a tortilla in Mexico. 139 00:10:33,395 --> 00:10:35,556 - Dad, can I ask you a question? - Sure, honey. 140 00:10:35,664 --> 00:10:38,155 Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy? 141 00:10:38,267 --> 00:10:42,135 Don't worry, sweetheart. If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed. 142 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:48,069 Hello, my animal friends. Peace be with you. 143 00:10:49,778 --> 00:10:52,144 Guys, please, could you give me five minutes? 144 00:10:52,248 --> 00:10:56,810 Reverend Lovejoy, I had a bit Of an ulterior motive in inviting you to dinner. 145 00:10:56,919 --> 00:10:59,547 - What? - No, it's nothing bad. 146 00:10:59,655 --> 00:11:03,682 I'm just concerned because my husband hasn't been attending your services lately. 147 00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:06,226 Well, I wasn't sure I was doing the right thing... 148 00:11:06,328 --> 00:11:09,195 but then God himself told me I should seek a new path. 149 00:11:09,298 --> 00:11:12,859 - Oh, really? - Yeah. He appeared before me in a dream... 150 00:11:12,968 --> 00:11:17,029 and I knew that was special because I usually dream about naked... Marge. 151 00:11:17,139 --> 00:11:20,438 So, Homer, you saw the big cheese? 152 00:11:20,543 --> 00:11:25,003 - What'd he look like? - Perfect teeth, nice smell, a class act all the way. 153 00:11:25,114 --> 00:11:29,175 Homer, you're crazy! Tell him this is all crazy. 154 00:11:29,285 --> 00:11:32,516 Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. 155 00:11:32,621 --> 00:11:35,954 The foolish man who built his house on sand. 156 00:11:36,058 --> 00:11:38,686 And you remember... 157 00:11:38,794 --> 00:11:42,252 Matthew 21 :1 7. 158 00:11:42,364 --> 00:11:46,926 "And he left them and went out of the city into Bethany and he lodged there"? 159 00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:50,602 Yeah. Think about it. 160 00:11:50,706 --> 00:11:53,106 Hello, work? This is Homer Simpson. 161 00:11:53,208 --> 00:11:56,439 I won't be coming in tomorrow. Religious holiday. 162 00:11:56,545 --> 00:12:00,037 The, uh, Feast of Maximum Occupancy. 163 00:12:00,149 --> 00:12:03,607 - Pretty slick. - You should join my religion, Moe. 164 00:12:03,719 --> 00:12:05,949 It's great. No hell, no kneeling-- 165 00:12:06,055 --> 00:12:10,014 Sorry, Homer. I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler. 166 00:12:12,895 --> 00:12:14,954 Neighbor, I heard about your heresy... 167 00:12:15,064 --> 00:12:18,659 and we've made it our mission to win you back to the flock. 168 00:12:18,767 --> 00:12:22,794 - No sale. - Homer, Christian life isn't all praying and sacrifice. 169 00:12:22,905 --> 00:12:24,805 Hey, dig this. 170 00:12:44,226 --> 00:12:47,889 - Leave me alone. - Dad, the heathen's getting away. 171 00:12:47,997 --> 00:12:50,090 I see him, son. 172 00:13:20,796 --> 00:13:22,855 - Where we going? - Garbage Island. 173 00:13:49,358 --> 00:13:51,258 Huh? 174 00:14:03,238 --> 00:14:05,138 Let's go, kids. 175 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:08,641 How come we have to go to church and Dad gets to stay home and watch cartoons? 176 00:14:10,846 --> 00:14:14,247 I have a responsibility to raise these children right. 177 00:14:14,349 --> 00:14:17,079 And unless you change, I'll have to tell them their father is... 178 00:14:18,454 --> 00:14:20,149 well, wicked. 179 00:14:20,255 --> 00:14:23,088 Kids, let me tell you about another so-called "wicked" guy. 180 00:14:23,192 --> 00:14:26,559 He had long hair and some wild ideas... 181 00:14:26,662 --> 00:14:29,756 and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. 182 00:14:29,865 --> 00:14:32,425 And that man's name was-- 183 00:14:33,969 --> 00:14:37,461 I forget. But the point is-- 184 00:14:37,573 --> 00:14:40,406 I forget that too. Marge, you know who I'm talking about. 185 00:14:40,509 --> 00:14:43,967 - He used to drive that blue car. - Kids, could you wait outside for us? 186 00:14:45,681 --> 00:14:48,673 Homer, please don't make me choose between my man and my god... 187 00:14:48,784 --> 00:14:50,684 because you just can't win. 188 00:14:50,786 --> 00:14:54,552 There you go again. Always taking someone else's side-- 189 00:14:54,656 --> 00:14:58,148 Flanders, the water department, God. 190 00:14:58,260 --> 00:15:01,923 I'm only going to ask you one last time. 191 00:15:02,030 --> 00:15:04,123 Are you sure you won't come with us to church? 192 00:15:04,233 --> 00:15:06,463 Coming up next: make your own ladder. 193 00:15:06,568 --> 00:15:08,798 Very sure. 194 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:15,041 My friends, the devil walks among us! 195 00:15:17,646 --> 00:15:20,945 - I got him! - No, don't look for the pitchfork and pointy tail. 196 00:15:21,049 --> 00:15:23,916 Today's devil has assumed a more seductive form... 197 00:15:24,019 --> 00:15:25,919 pleasing to the eye. 198 00:15:27,156 --> 00:15:30,353 Oooh, a interview with Lorne Michaels. 199 00:15:30,459 --> 00:15:33,019 Oooh. Wait. That's no good. 200 00:15:33,128 --> 00:15:35,221 Hey, now we're talking. 201 00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:38,663 "Our unabashed dictionary defines I.U.D. as... 202 00:15:38,767 --> 00:15:40,894 "love springs internal."' 203 00:15:42,604 --> 00:15:44,504 I don't get it. 204 00:15:44,606 --> 00:15:46,335 Hello. 205 00:15:46,441 --> 00:15:49,899 I'm collecting for the Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns. 206 00:15:50,012 --> 00:15:54,278 Last year, tornadoes claimed the lives of75Jewish clowns. 207 00:15:54,383 --> 00:15:58,080 The worst incident was during our convention in Lubbock, Texas. 208 00:15:58,187 --> 00:16:01,884 There were floppy shoes and rainbow wigs everywhere. 209 00:16:01,990 --> 00:16:05,289 It was terrible. 210 00:16:05,394 --> 00:16:07,521 Wait a minute. Is this a religious thing? 211 00:16:07,629 --> 00:16:09,597 A religious clown thing, yes. 212 00:16:09,698 --> 00:16:11,632 - Sorry. - Well, bless you any-- 213 00:16:11,733 --> 00:16:15,191 Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy! 214 00:16:16,872 --> 00:16:19,033 Apu, I see you're not in church. 215 00:16:19,141 --> 00:16:21,200 Oh, but I am. I have a shrine to Ganesha... 216 00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:24,609 the god of worldly wisdom located in the employee lounge. 217 00:16:24,713 --> 00:16:28,410 - Hey, Ganesha, want a peanut? - Please do not offer my god a peanut. 218 00:16:28,517 --> 00:16:30,747 No offense, Apu, but when they were handing out religions... 219 00:16:30,853 --> 00:16:32,753 you must've been out taking a whiz. 220 00:16:32,855 --> 00:16:36,552 Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again. 221 00:16:36,658 --> 00:16:39,786 Pride goeth before destruction! 222 00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:44,764 Boy, everyone is stupid except me. 223 00:17:03,852 --> 00:17:06,377 Marge, turn down the heat. 224 00:17:06,488 --> 00:17:08,388 That's better. 225 00:17:30,078 --> 00:17:32,911 Fire! What do I do? What do I do? 226 00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:36,846 Oh, the song, the song. 227 00:17:45,394 --> 00:17:47,862 D'oh! 228 00:17:49,531 --> 00:17:52,329 Fire at the old Simpson place! 229 00:17:55,537 --> 00:17:59,530 - You're on your honor not to steal anything. - Oh, we won't. 230 00:18:01,443 --> 00:18:04,776 Little Jamshed, the store is in your hands. 231 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,940 How I have waited for this day. 232 00:18:22,931 --> 00:18:25,832 You ducks are really trying my patience! 233 00:18:25,934 --> 00:18:27,834 But you're so cute. 234 00:18:29,271 --> 00:18:31,831 Homer. Homer! 235 00:18:39,915 --> 00:18:43,146 No! 236 00:18:54,663 --> 00:18:59,066 Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true. 237 00:19:04,272 --> 00:19:06,399 Okay. 238 00:19:17,019 --> 00:19:19,715 Flanders, you saved me. 239 00:19:19,821 --> 00:19:21,618 Why? 240 00:19:21,723 --> 00:19:24,715 Heck, you'd have done the same for me. 241 00:19:24,826 --> 00:19:27,420 Help! Help! 242 00:19:29,698 --> 00:19:31,928 That's right, old friend. 243 00:19:32,034 --> 00:19:34,730 - Dad! - Oh, Homie, are you all right? 244 00:19:34,836 --> 00:19:39,899 Our magazines and roach traps, gone. All gone. 245 00:19:42,310 --> 00:19:47,179 I saved your cat. Ow! That hurt. 246 00:19:48,283 --> 00:19:50,751 Hey, what are these axes for? 247 00:19:50,852 --> 00:19:53,912 - I don't know. Chopping stuff. - Gotcha. 248 00:19:56,324 --> 00:19:58,224 Uh, that's some nice chopping. 249 00:19:58,326 --> 00:20:01,352 Truly, this was an act of God. 250 00:20:03,565 --> 00:20:06,534 Hey, wait a minute. Flanders is a regular Charlie Church... 251 00:20:06,635 --> 00:20:08,899 and God didn't save his house. 252 00:20:11,306 --> 00:20:14,867 - D'oh! - Any valuables in the house? 253 00:20:14,976 --> 00:20:19,174 Well, the Picasso, my collection of classic cars-- 254 00:20:19,281 --> 00:20:23,012 Sorry. This policy only covers actual losses, not made-up stuff. 255 00:20:23,118 --> 00:20:24,847 Well, that's just great. 256 00:20:24,953 --> 00:20:27,615 Fire, man's oldest foe. 257 00:20:27,722 --> 00:20:30,418 Insatiable, remorseless, unquenchable. 258 00:20:30,525 --> 00:20:33,460 Hey, it's out. 259 00:20:33,562 --> 00:20:35,462 Coming up next, which work better-- 260 00:20:35,564 --> 00:20:38,226 springy clothespins or the other kind? 261 00:20:42,537 --> 00:20:45,529 You know, I have a feeling there's a lesson here. 262 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:49,201 - Yes, the lesson is-- - No, don't tell me. I'll get it. 263 00:20:49,311 --> 00:20:53,042 Oh, I know. The Lord is vengeful. 264 00:20:53,148 --> 00:20:57,517 O Spiteful One, show me who to smite, and they shall be "smoten." 265 00:20:57,619 --> 00:21:00,110 Homer, God didn't Set your house on fire. 266 00:21:00,222 --> 00:21:03,487 No, but he was working in the hearts Of your friends and neighbors... 267 00:21:03,592 --> 00:21:05,685 when they went to your aid... 268 00:21:05,794 --> 00:21:09,355 be they Christian, Jew or... miscellaneous. 269 00:21:09,464 --> 00:21:11,728 Hindu. There are 700 million of us. 270 00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:14,996 - Aw, that's super. - I was rude to every one of you. 271 00:21:15,103 --> 00:21:18,903 And you saved my life when you could have just left me to fry... 272 00:21:19,007 --> 00:21:21,567 like the proverbial pancake that I am. 273 00:21:21,676 --> 00:21:25,009 Oh, Homey, I'm so glad to hear you say that. 274 00:21:25,113 --> 00:21:28,082 Now, would you give church another try? 275 00:21:28,183 --> 00:21:31,641 I'll be there next Sunday, front row, center. 276 00:21:40,395 --> 00:21:45,128 Don't feel bad, Homer. Nine out often religions fail in their first year. 277 00:21:46,735 --> 00:21:48,999 That's game, Hendrix! 278 00:21:49,104 --> 00:21:53,040 God, I gotta ask you something. What's the meaning of life? 279 00:21:53,141 --> 00:21:55,336 Homer, I can't tell you that. 280 00:21:55,443 --> 00:21:59,379 - Come on. - You'll find out when you die. 281 00:21:59,481 --> 00:22:02,814 - I can't wait that long. - You can't wait six months? 282 00:22:02,918 --> 00:22:04,977 No, tell me now. 283 00:22:05,086 --> 00:22:07,088 Well, okay. 284 00:22:07,088 --> 00:22:07,417 Well, okay. 285 00:22:07,522 --> 00:22:10,082 The meaning of life is-- 286 00:22:52,167 --> 00:22:54,226 Shh!