1 00:00:02,995 --> 00:00:06,294 ## The Simpsons ## 2 00:00:35,694 --> 00:00:37,821 D'oh! 3 00:00:55,481 --> 00:00:57,813 Well, Edna, for a school with no Asian kids... 4 00:00:57,917 --> 00:01:01,876 I think we put on a pretty darn good science fair. It-- 5 00:01:01,987 --> 00:01:04,649 - "Go-Go Ray"? - Allow me to demonstrate. 6 00:01:05,958 --> 00:01:08,927 What the-- 7 00:01:11,997 --> 00:01:14,659 Aah! Can't... stop... 8 00:01:14,767 --> 00:01:16,758 doing... the Monkey. 9 00:01:25,845 --> 00:01:28,507 I'm disrupting the learning process, and I love it! 10 00:01:28,614 --> 00:01:31,344 First prize! 11 00:01:31,450 --> 00:01:34,044 - First prize! First prize! - First prize! 12 00:01:34,153 --> 00:01:37,122 First prize! First prize! 13 00:01:37,223 --> 00:01:40,249 - Why are you saying that? -Just screwin' with your mind. 14 00:01:42,361 --> 00:01:46,354 Homer, I want you to encourage Lisa with her science fair project. 15 00:01:46,465 --> 00:01:49,093 Yeah. Syrup is better than jelly. 16 00:01:50,135 --> 00:01:52,035 I've grown a futuristic tomato... 17 00:01:52,137 --> 00:01:54,503 by fertilizing it with anabolic steroids. 18 00:01:54,607 --> 00:01:57,838 The kind that help our Olympic athletes reach new peaks of excellence? 19 00:01:57,943 --> 00:02:02,073 The very same. I think this tomato could wipe out world hunger. 20 00:02:03,849 --> 00:02:05,749 More tomato? 21 00:02:05,851 --> 00:02:07,751 - Yes, please. - Yes, please. 22 00:02:09,121 --> 00:02:11,453 Where's your science fair project, boy? 23 00:02:11,557 --> 00:02:15,220 I thought I'd investigate the effects of cigarette smoking on dogs. 24 00:02:17,329 --> 00:02:21,026 Bart! Don't give the dog cigarettes. 25 00:02:21,133 --> 00:02:25,160 Well, time to go to work. 26 00:02:25,271 --> 00:02:27,637 Little do they know, I'm ducking out early... 27 00:02:27,740 --> 00:02:29,765 to take the Duff Brewery tour. 28 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:33,641 Roll in at 9:00, punch out at 5:00. That's the plan. 29 00:02:33,746 --> 00:02:36,442 Heh, heh, heh! They don't suspect a thing. 30 00:02:37,516 --> 00:02:39,416 Well, off to the plant... 31 00:02:39,518 --> 00:02:41,679 then to the Duff Brewery. 32 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:44,950 Uh-oh. Did I say that or just think it? 33 00:02:45,057 --> 00:02:46,547 I gotta think of a line fast. 34 00:02:46,659 --> 00:02:48,593 Homer, are you going to the Duff Brewery? 35 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,338 "If the plant ye wish to flee... 36 00:03:03,442 --> 00:03:05,501 go to Sector 7-B." 37 00:03:14,186 --> 00:03:16,086 Aah! 38 00:03:18,390 --> 00:03:22,952 "To overcome the spider's curse, simply quote a Bible verse." 39 00:03:23,062 --> 00:03:25,360 Uh. Thou shalt not-- 40 00:03:25,464 --> 00:03:27,432 D'oh! 41 00:03:30,336 --> 00:03:34,136 Hey. That looks like Princess Di. 42 00:03:36,241 --> 00:03:38,573 Aw, wait. It's just a pile of rags. 43 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:41,237 Oh, Bart. 44 00:03:41,347 --> 00:03:43,907 I forgot my math book. Would you hold this for me, please? 45 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:46,416 "Soitenly." Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! 46 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:50,454 Whoop. Shoe's untied. 47 00:03:50,556 --> 00:03:54,925 Over, under, in and out. That's what shoe tying's all about. 48 00:04:07,439 --> 00:04:09,600 Huh? 49 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:14,372 No! 50 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:24,454 Bart! 51 00:04:31,764 --> 00:04:34,289 Welcome to the Duff Brewery. 52 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,868 Now, I'm sure all of you have heard the rumors... 53 00:04:36,969 --> 00:04:39,665 that a batch of Duff was contaminated with strychnine. 54 00:04:39,772 --> 00:04:42,263 - Strychnine? - That's news to me. 55 00:04:42,374 --> 00:04:44,808 Are you sure? Well, everyone's talking about it. 56 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:47,538 - It was even on CNN last night. - CNN? 57 00:04:47,646 --> 00:04:49,614 No, I didn't see a thing. 58 00:04:49,715 --> 00:04:51,273 Well, it's not true. Let's go. 59 00:04:55,487 --> 00:04:58,183 Now, here's one of our favorite Duff beer commercials... 60 00:04:58,290 --> 00:05:00,588 from the early 1 950s. 61 00:05:00,692 --> 00:05:03,422 Only Duff fills your "Q' zone... 62 00:05:03,529 --> 00:05:06,157 with pure beer goodness. 63 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:09,666 So drink up... and up... and up! 64 00:05:13,672 --> 00:05:17,073 Duff Beer! Proud sponsors of Amos 'N' Andy. 65 00:05:17,176 --> 00:05:19,076 Heh. We're proud of all Of our Duff commercials... 66 00:05:19,178 --> 00:05:22,807 but here's a very special one from 1 960. 67 00:05:22,915 --> 00:05:26,043 Well, I would suggest, Mr. Vanocur, that, uh... 68 00:05:26,151 --> 00:05:30,144 if you knew the president, uh, that that was probably just a facetious remark. 69 00:05:30,255 --> 00:05:32,985 And now a word from our sponsor. 70 00:05:33,092 --> 00:05:34,889 I would like to take this opportunity... 71 00:05:34,993 --> 00:05:37,484 to express my fondness for Duff beer. 72 00:05:39,598 --> 00:05:44,058 I'd, uh, also like to express my fondness for that particular beer. 73 00:05:46,238 --> 00:05:48,536 The man never drank a Duff in his life. 74 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,541 Well, and here we have Duff, Duff Lite... 75 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:54,168 and our newest flavor-- Duff Dry. 76 00:05:56,048 --> 00:05:58,346 What does the future hold for Duff? 77 00:05:58,450 --> 00:06:01,214 Let's just say we've got a few ideas up our sleeve. 78 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:04,778 - Like what? - Uh-- I'd rather not get into it right now. 79 00:06:04,890 --> 00:06:07,791 - Why not? - All right. We don't have any ideas for the future. 80 00:06:07,893 --> 00:06:09,918 - We got nothing. Happy? - No. 81 00:06:12,030 --> 00:06:17,024 Mom, Bart wrecked my project, and the science fair's in three days. 82 00:06:17,136 --> 00:06:20,628 Well, I've got an idea. 83 00:06:20,739 --> 00:06:23,333 Why don't you run a hamster through a maze? 84 00:06:26,278 --> 00:06:28,803 Help me! Help me! 85 00:06:30,916 --> 00:06:33,714 - What's so funny? - Oh. Uh... 86 00:06:33,819 --> 00:06:38,722 - I was just thinkin' of a joke I saw on Herman's Head. 87 00:06:38,824 --> 00:06:41,588 Well, this is the most important man on the tour. 88 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:43,888 He's in charge of quality control. 89 00:06:43,996 --> 00:06:47,090 Fine. Fine. Mouse. Fine. Mouse. 90 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:50,896 Rat. Fine. Syringe. Fine. Nose. Fine. 91 00:06:51,003 --> 00:06:53,995 Let me just say you're doin' a great job, Phil. 92 00:06:54,106 --> 00:06:56,631 Hey, thanks a lot. That makes it all worthwhile. 93 00:06:56,742 --> 00:07:00,109 Mmm! Gummi Beer. 94 00:07:01,947 --> 00:07:04,108 Hey, Barney, I think you've had enough. 95 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:08,277 Are you crazy? We still haven't tried Raspberry Duff... 96 00:07:08,387 --> 00:07:11,083 Lady Duff, Tartar Control Duff-- 97 00:07:17,963 --> 00:07:20,989 Barney, give me your keys. You're too drunk to drive. 98 00:07:21,099 --> 00:07:25,331 - I'm fine! - Okay. You leave me no option. 99 00:07:25,437 --> 00:07:28,099 Ow! What was that for? 100 00:07:28,207 --> 00:07:30,107 I'm trying to knock you out. 101 00:07:30,209 --> 00:07:32,769 Ow! Cut it out! 102 00:07:32,878 --> 00:07:36,814 Ow! Ow! 103 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:40,510 Ow! Ow! Ow! 104 00:07:40,619 --> 00:07:42,519 All right. Here, take the keys. 105 00:07:49,027 --> 00:07:52,861 Look alive, boys. Couple of stewed prunes headin' your way. 106 00:07:55,667 --> 00:07:57,828 Gulp! 107 00:08:07,379 --> 00:08:11,315 - Flawless. - We also would've accepted "Tell me what you think of me." 108 00:08:11,416 --> 00:08:13,816 - Well, I guess you're free to-- - Give him the Breathalyzer! 109 00:08:13,919 --> 00:08:15,910 Huh? 110 00:08:16,021 --> 00:08:18,114 - You're under arrest. - D'oh! 111 00:08:18,223 --> 00:08:20,714 Think you can get this car home? 112 00:08:20,826 --> 00:08:22,953 Sure thing, giant beer. 113 00:08:25,063 --> 00:08:28,191 Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Mother of Mercy! 114 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,393 Hey! 115 00:08:30,502 --> 00:08:33,164 This is kinda fun. Whee! 116 00:08:33,272 --> 00:08:36,139 Whee! Ow! 117 00:08:38,844 --> 00:08:41,711 Hello? 118 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:44,179 Uh, yeah, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news. 119 00:08:44,283 --> 00:08:46,615 Your husband was found D.O.A. 120 00:08:46,718 --> 00:08:49,915 - Oh, my God! He's dead? - Oh, wait. I mean D.W.I. 121 00:08:50,022 --> 00:08:53,981 I always get those two mixed up. 122 00:08:54,092 --> 00:08:58,028 My name's Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband is D.W.I. 123 00:08:58,130 --> 00:09:02,294 Uh-- Why don't you talk to that officer over there? 124 00:09:02,401 --> 00:09:04,392 I'm goin' out to lunch. 125 00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:08,735 Don't worry, Homer. I have a foolproof strategy to get you out of here. 126 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:12,799 Surprise witnesses-- each more surprising than the last. 127 00:09:12,911 --> 00:09:15,072 I tell you-- the judge won't know what hit him. 128 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:18,809 Pipe down in there, Hutz! 129 00:09:18,917 --> 00:09:21,044 Your license is hereby revoked... 130 00:09:21,153 --> 00:09:24,611 and you are to attend traffic school and two months of Alch-Anon meetings. 131 00:09:24,723 --> 00:09:27,351 Your Honor, I'd like that last remark stricken from the record. 132 00:09:27,459 --> 00:09:28,983 No. 133 00:09:31,163 --> 00:09:33,723 It doesn't get any better than this. 134 00:09:33,832 --> 00:09:37,063 I want the most intelligent Hamster you've got. 135 00:09:37,169 --> 00:09:39,729 Okay. Uh-- 136 00:09:39,838 --> 00:09:41,738 this little guy writes mysteries... 137 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:43,637 under the name of J.D. Mac Gregor. 138 00:09:43,742 --> 00:09:45,642 How can a hamster write mysteries? 139 00:09:45,744 --> 00:09:48,907 Well, he gets the ending first. Then he works backward. 140 00:09:49,014 --> 00:09:52,711 - Aw, come on. - Look, kid, just take him before his mother eats him. 141 00:09:52,818 --> 00:09:54,786 Have a good day at work, honey. 142 00:09:59,958 --> 00:10:01,926 Ha ha! 143 00:10:02,027 --> 00:10:05,554 Stupid bicycle. Can't believe this. No-good, rotten-- 144 00:10:08,133 --> 00:10:10,101 I guess it's not all bad. 145 00:10:10,202 --> 00:10:13,103 I propose to determine the answer to the question: 146 00:10:13,205 --> 00:10:15,765 Is my brother dumber than a hamster? 147 00:10:15,874 --> 00:10:18,104 Hey, Lise, Look what I can do. 148 00:10:18,210 --> 00:10:21,771 Doggone it. 149 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:37,858 Ah! Remarkable. 150 00:10:40,198 --> 00:10:43,292 Stupid books. Hey! A cupcake. 151 00:10:46,738 --> 00:10:50,834 Uh-huh. Aah! 152 00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:56,743 Hamster: one. Bart: zero. 153 00:10:56,848 --> 00:10:58,941 Experiment two. 154 00:10:59,050 --> 00:11:02,076 The food is connected to a mild electrical current. 155 00:11:03,755 --> 00:11:06,155 The hamster has learned a valuable lesson-- 156 00:11:06,258 --> 00:11:08,283 beware the hand of man. 157 00:11:13,899 --> 00:11:16,732 Oh! A wise guy, eh? 158 00:11:19,738 --> 00:11:22,798 Ow! Ow! Ow! 159 00:11:22,908 --> 00:11:26,105 Hamster: two. 160 00:11:26,211 --> 00:11:28,304 Bart: zero. 161 00:11:28,413 --> 00:11:32,611 Now, if any of you ever think of drinking and driving again... 162 00:11:32,717 --> 00:11:35,584 this film will scare the pants off of ya. 163 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:41,853 - Aah! - Guys, guys! This is the wrong movie. 164 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,656 Oh, wait a second. I do something really funny here. 165 00:11:59,878 --> 00:12:02,847 What a terrible waste. 166 00:12:02,948 --> 00:12:04,939 Hi! I'm actor Troy McClure. 167 00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:07,518 You might remember me from such driver's ed films... 168 00:12:07,619 --> 00:12:10,486 as Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass... 169 00:12:10,589 --> 00:12:13,422 and The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot. 170 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,425 For the next 60 minutes, we'll be seeing... 171 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:18,325 actual film of car-crash victims. 172 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,282 Here's an appealing fellow. 173 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:42,444 In fact, they're a-peeling him Off the sidewalk. 174 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:47,354 It's funny 'cause I don't know him. 175 00:12:47,459 --> 00:12:50,053 I'm here for the Alch-Anon meeting. 176 00:12:50,161 --> 00:12:52,220 Mm-hmm. Third door on your left. 177 00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:56,699 - Coping with Senility? - No! I'm here for Microwave Cookery. 178 00:12:56,801 --> 00:12:59,395 No, wait. Coping with Senility. 179 00:13:01,706 --> 00:13:03,275 - My name is Ned. - Hello, Ned! 180 00:13:03,275 --> 00:13:04,765 - My name is Ned. - Hello, Ned! 181 00:13:04,876 --> 00:13:08,141 It's been 4,000 days since my last drink. 182 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:11,773 It was my first-- and last-- blackberry schnapps. 183 00:13:14,853 --> 00:13:16,878 Ned, did you clip Ann Landers today? 184 00:13:16,988 --> 00:13:20,617 - Ann Landers is a boring old biddy. - Ned! 185 00:13:20,725 --> 00:13:24,661 I was more animal than man! 186 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,822 My name is Otto. 187 00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:29,093 I love to get blotto. 188 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,395 My name is Hans. 189 00:13:31,503 --> 00:13:33,733 Drinking has ruined my life. 190 00:13:33,838 --> 00:13:36,671 I'm 31 years old. 191 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:40,267 My name is Homer, and I'm just here because the court made me come. 192 00:13:40,378 --> 00:13:44,075 Homer, with our help, you'll never touch a beer again. 193 00:13:50,355 --> 00:13:53,654 So they say I might have a problem. 194 00:13:53,758 --> 00:13:56,488 Homie, do you ever drink alone? 195 00:13:56,595 --> 00:13:59,086 - Does the Lord count as a person? - No. 196 00:13:59,197 --> 00:14:00,926 Then, yes. 197 00:14:01,032 --> 00:14:04,433 - Do you need a beer to fall asleep? - Thank you. That'd be nice. 198 00:14:04,536 --> 00:14:07,130 Do you ever hide beer around the house? 199 00:14:07,238 --> 00:14:10,901 Do I ever! Ah! 200 00:14:11,009 --> 00:14:13,739 Do you ever drink to escape from reality? 201 00:14:21,086 --> 00:14:24,647 - Homie. I'd like you to do something for me. - You name it. 202 00:14:24,756 --> 00:14:27,054 I want you to give up beer for a month. 203 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,149 You got it. No deer for a month. 204 00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:32,058 Did you say "beer" or "deer"? 205 00:14:33,765 --> 00:14:36,598 - Deer. - Please, Homie. 206 00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:39,534 I know you can do this. 207 00:14:39,638 --> 00:14:42,869 All right. Starting tomorrow, no beer for a month. 208 00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:47,744 What was that noise? 209 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:50,212 I was saying, "Psst! I love you. '" 210 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,282 - Bart, could you go get the cupcakes? - Cupcakes! Cupcakes! 211 00:14:56,388 --> 00:14:57,946 Yes. Sweet cakes for all. 212 00:15:12,103 --> 00:15:15,129 Well, beer, we've had some great times. 213 00:15:45,003 --> 00:15:46,732 Huh? 214 00:15:49,474 --> 00:15:53,171 She'll pay for this. I'm gonna crush her like this pellet. 215 00:15:53,278 --> 00:15:56,008 Ow! Ow! Ow! 216 00:15:56,114 --> 00:15:58,014 Ow! Ow! 217 00:16:02,487 --> 00:16:05,718 - Looking for something? - What have you done with my report? 218 00:16:05,824 --> 00:16:09,726 I've hidden it. To find it, you'll need to decipher a series of clues, each more fiendish-- 219 00:16:09,828 --> 00:16:11,728 - Got it. - D'oh! 220 00:16:13,832 --> 00:16:17,632 Behold gravity in all its glory! 221 00:16:21,539 --> 00:16:23,336 Pretty lame, Milhouse. 222 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,966 - Can I touch it? - I've worked too long and hard on this... 223 00:16:26,077 --> 00:16:27,977 for you to screw it up now. 224 00:16:28,079 --> 00:16:31,048 - But it's got my name on it. -Just stand over there. 225 00:16:31,149 --> 00:16:33,049 Over there! 226 00:16:33,151 --> 00:16:36,484 Behold the flying machine that will carry me... 227 00:16:36,588 --> 00:16:41,355 Phileas Fogg, around the world in 80 days. 228 00:16:44,529 --> 00:16:47,555 Dang! I was aimin' for his head. 229 00:16:47,665 --> 00:16:49,826 Don't think about beer. 230 00:16:53,371 --> 00:16:56,363 Hmm? Alcohol-fueled car? 231 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:59,204 One for you, one for me. 232 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,835 One for you, one for me. 233 00:17:04,282 --> 00:17:07,513 I don't know if I like you experimenting on your brother. 234 00:17:07,619 --> 00:17:09,519 Please, Mother. 235 00:17:09,621 --> 00:17:12,317 It's purely in the interest of science. 236 00:17:12,423 --> 00:17:14,516 That'll learn him to bust my "tomater." 237 00:17:20,131 --> 00:17:21,860 Step right up, folks! 238 00:17:21,966 --> 00:17:25,800 We'll answer the question that has been plaguing scientists for ages: 239 00:17:25,904 --> 00:17:28,429 Can hamsters fly planes? 240 00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:32,738 Oh, look. He's got miniature goggles on. 241 00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:36,575 - Aw. And a little scarf. Isn't that adorable! - Oh! 242 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:39,616 But this project has no scientific merit! 243 00:17:39,717 --> 00:17:42,311 - Take a hike, sister. - Sour grapes. 244 00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:46,857 Lisa, every good scientist is half B.F. Skinner and half P.T. Barnum. 245 00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:49,153 I don't think I need to see the other exhibits. 246 00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:53,458 First prize! 247 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:59,159 One down, 29 to go. 248 00:17:59,270 --> 00:18:03,400 Down with sexism! Down with sexism! 249 00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:08,436 - Look at all those feminists. - You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? 250 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:17,286 - Yeah! - Yeah! All right! 251 00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:20,118 All right! 252 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:23,126 TV, have you turned on me too? 253 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,998 The windup and the 2-2 pitch. 254 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,000 Oh, no, sir. Wait a minute. 255 00:18:31,102 --> 00:18:33,627 The batter is calling for time. 256 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:36,536 Looks like he's goin' and gettin' himself a new bat. 257 00:18:36,641 --> 00:18:39,633 And now there's a beach ball on the field... 258 00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:43,578 and the ball boys are discussin' which one of them's gonna go get it. 259 00:18:43,681 --> 00:18:47,412 I never realized how boring this game is. 260 00:18:48,853 --> 00:18:51,413 I think I've lost weight. 261 00:18:51,522 --> 00:18:53,490 You've never looked better. 262 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,660 Thank you all for coming. 263 00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:01,630 We've got some very interesting developments in the field of Supperware. 264 00:19:01,733 --> 00:19:05,863 Uh-huh. This is the 1 28-ounce tub. 265 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:07,904 You can fit your whole head in it. 266 00:19:10,141 --> 00:19:14,874 Don't be scared, JubJub. It's Mama. 267 00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:16,879 I would kill everyone in this room... 268 00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:19,541 for a drop of sweet beer. 269 00:19:19,651 --> 00:19:22,984 So, Homer, please feel free to tell us anything. 270 00:19:23,087 --> 00:19:24,782 There's no judgment here. 271 00:19:24,889 --> 00:19:27,790 The other day, I was so desperate for a beer... 272 00:19:27,892 --> 00:19:31,055 I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers. 273 00:19:31,162 --> 00:19:33,995 I cast thee out! 274 00:19:34,098 --> 00:19:38,159 Don't think about beer. Don't think about beer. Don't think about beer. 275 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:48,036 Chugalug, chugalug, chugalug. 276 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:50,444 Chugalug, chugalug, chugalug, chugalug, chugalug. 277 00:20:04,128 --> 00:20:06,688 No! 278 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,860 - Thirty days. - I'm proud of you, Homie. 279 00:20:11,970 --> 00:20:16,134 Marge, I'm goin' to Moe's. Send the kids to the neighbors. I'm comin' back loaded. 280 00:20:18,710 --> 00:20:21,201 You don't have to start drinking right away. 281 00:20:21,312 --> 00:20:23,473 I was thinking we could go for a bike ride. 282 00:20:23,581 --> 00:20:26,778 But, Marge, the barflies are expecting me-- 283 00:20:26,884 --> 00:20:30,581 Moe and Barney and that guy who calls me Bill. 284 00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:34,215 But you look better. You don't sweat while you eat anymore. 285 00:20:34,325 --> 00:20:37,351 And look. You've saved more than a hundred dollars. 286 00:20:37,462 --> 00:20:39,589 - I found it in your pants. - Yoink! 287 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,896 Well, well. Look who it is-- 288 00:20:46,004 --> 00:20:49,337 Mr. "I Don't Need Alcohol to Enjoy Life." 289 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:53,035 We hate 'im, right, fellas? 290 00:20:53,144 --> 00:20:57,376 - Moe, gimme a beer. - Hey, everybody! Homer's back. 291 00:21:09,994 --> 00:21:13,486 Come on, Homer. Do it for your old pal, Moesy. 292 00:21:13,598 --> 00:21:16,999 But, Moe, yesterday, you called Homer a worthless sack of-- 293 00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:19,797 - Pipe down, rub-a-dub! - Ow. 294 00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:25,804 Put it in the fridge, Moe. I've got a date with my wife. 295 00:21:27,278 --> 00:21:30,042 You'll be back! And so will you... 296 00:21:30,148 --> 00:21:33,675 and you... and you. 297 00:21:33,785 --> 00:21:37,346 Of course I'll be back. If you didn't close, I'd never leave.