1 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:06,000 ## The Simpsons ## 2 00:00:35,066 --> 00:00:37,000 D'oh! 3 00:00:57,022 --> 00:00:59,490 Children, we've just been tipped off that Superintendent Chalmers... 4 00:00:59,591 --> 00:01:01,718 is planning a surprise inspection. 5 00:01:01,826 --> 00:01:03,316 So, let's clean up this pigsty. 6 00:01:05,096 --> 00:01:08,657 Whoa! 7 00:01:08,767 --> 00:01:11,998 On another topic, the following students have won mountain bikes. 8 00:01:12,103 --> 00:01:15,072 Bart Simpson, Jimbo Jones... 9 00:01:15,173 --> 00:01:17,141 Nelson Muntz. 10 00:01:17,242 --> 00:01:21,508 I want you to keep filling your shirt with crud till I get back. 11 00:01:21,613 --> 00:01:23,513 Y-Yes, sir. 12 00:01:25,150 --> 00:01:29,780 You may pick your bikes up in utility basement "B." 13 00:01:29,888 --> 00:01:32,448 Fools. 14 00:01:38,630 --> 00:01:41,599 Oops. Still on. 15 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:45,636 Hey, what do you think he meant by that "fools" remark? 16 00:01:45,737 --> 00:01:48,262 Aw, who cares? Time to get me a mountain bike. 17 00:01:53,812 --> 00:01:57,578 Hey, what gives? Where are the mountain bikes? 18 00:01:57,682 --> 00:02:00,651 Sorry about the ruse, gentlemen. 19 00:02:00,752 --> 00:02:03,084 You're being swept under the rug for the superintendent's visit. 20 00:02:03,188 --> 00:02:05,986 Enjoy. 21 00:02:06,091 --> 00:02:07,991 How are we gonna get out of here? 22 00:02:08,093 --> 00:02:10,459 And when are we gonna get our mountain bikes? 23 00:02:10,562 --> 00:02:13,531 Would the world judge me harshly if I threw away the key? 24 00:02:13,631 --> 00:02:16,930 No, but the P.T.A. would tear you a new arse. 25 00:02:17,035 --> 00:02:19,595 Wise counsel, William. But the potty-talk adds nothing. 26 00:02:19,704 --> 00:02:23,538 Aye, sir. You bath-taking, underpants-wearing lily hugger. 27 00:02:30,749 --> 00:02:32,717 Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. 28 00:02:32,817 --> 00:02:36,947 - Hello, Seymour. - So, what's the word down at One School Board Plaza? 29 00:02:37,055 --> 00:02:38,955 We're dropping the geography requirement. 30 00:02:39,057 --> 00:02:41,685 The children weren't testing well. It was proving to be an embarrassment. 31 00:02:41,793 --> 00:02:44,489 Very good. Back to the three "R's." 32 00:02:44,596 --> 00:02:46,723 - Two "R's" come October. - Hmm. 33 00:02:46,831 --> 00:02:49,994 - What do you think of the banners? - Transparent toadying. 34 00:02:50,101 --> 00:02:53,298 They were the children's idea. I tried to stop them. 35 00:02:53,405 --> 00:02:56,272 It's always the children's fault, isn't it, Seymour? 36 00:02:56,374 --> 00:02:57,966 Yes. Yes, it is, sir. 37 00:02:58,076 --> 00:03:02,376 Imagine-- a school out there with no bullies. 38 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,812 Science geeks not getting beat up. 39 00:03:04,916 --> 00:03:07,544 Kids using their lunch money for food. 40 00:03:07,652 --> 00:03:10,120 I can't take it! 41 00:03:14,192 --> 00:03:16,319 Hey, I think I can squeeze through that vent. 42 00:03:16,428 --> 00:03:18,726 - All right. - All right, Bart. Do it, man. 43 00:03:27,172 --> 00:03:31,632 Now, remember, little dude, you're our only hope. 44 00:03:31,743 --> 00:03:33,643 Ow! 45 00:03:33,745 --> 00:03:36,908 - Got 'im! - Way to go, man. 46 00:03:37,015 --> 00:03:40,815 May I interest you in a Jell-O brick, sir? There's a grape in the center. 47 00:03:40,919 --> 00:03:43,888 Well, I'm not made of stone. 48 00:03:43,988 --> 00:03:46,286 You're not made of stone. 49 00:03:46,391 --> 00:03:49,849 A brick and you're not made of... stone. 50 00:03:49,961 --> 00:03:52,293 Ach, my beauty. 51 00:03:52,397 --> 00:03:55,525 Wait till the superintendent sees you. 52 00:03:55,633 --> 00:03:59,364 Were it not a violation of God's law, I'd make you my wife. 53 00:03:59,471 --> 00:04:02,167 Now thar's a lonely man. 54 00:04:08,346 --> 00:04:11,804 I'm new in town. Be there a cool loch... 55 00:04:11,916 --> 00:04:14,646 where a lass could wash her long, red hair? 56 00:04:14,752 --> 00:04:19,917 Nay, but there's a pool at me apartment complex. There was a rat in the deep end. 57 00:04:20,024 --> 00:04:24,825 - But we got 'im! - Ah, lead on. 58 00:04:24,929 --> 00:04:28,558 Forty-eight, 49, 50. 59 00:04:28,666 --> 00:04:31,533 Flag's up-to-date. Very good, Seymour. 60 00:04:31,636 --> 00:04:33,763 Now, are these children as smart as they look? 61 00:04:33,872 --> 00:04:37,501 Well, let's, uh, pick one at random. Mmm, how about that one? 62 00:04:37,609 --> 00:04:40,169 - You mean this boy here? - No! No. Lisa Simpson. 63 00:04:40,278 --> 00:04:44,146 - When was the Battle of New Orleans? -January 8, 1 81 5. 64 00:04:44,249 --> 00:04:46,376 Two weeks after the war ended. 65 00:04:46,484 --> 00:04:48,952 - First-rate. - What's a battle? 66 00:04:49,053 --> 00:04:51,578 Let's go. 67 00:04:51,689 --> 00:04:54,453 - Did that boy say, "What's a battle?" - He said, "What's that rattle?" 68 00:04:54,559 --> 00:04:57,687 - About the heating duct. - Hmm. It sounded like battle. 69 00:04:57,795 --> 00:05:01,322 - I've had a cold, so, uh-- - Oh, so you would hear "R's" as "B's?" 70 00:05:01,432 --> 00:05:03,127 - Yes. - I understand. 71 00:05:11,042 --> 00:05:13,772 Come on, Bart. Ride me. 72 00:05:15,813 --> 00:05:19,749 I better not. 73 00:05:19,851 --> 00:05:21,751 He's insulting both of us. 74 00:05:23,655 --> 00:05:26,146 Let's go. 75 00:05:39,404 --> 00:05:43,135 Excellent. Not a trace of urine. Seymour, you run a tight ship. 76 00:05:43,241 --> 00:05:47,200 Well, you know what they say, sir. "Where there's no smoke, there's no fire." 77 00:05:47,312 --> 00:05:50,281 What an odd remark. Why, that looks like a 50-cent piece. 78 00:05:50,381 --> 00:05:52,941 I'll just bend over and get it. 79 00:05:53,051 --> 00:05:56,316 Seems to be caught... 80 00:05:56,421 --> 00:05:58,946 between these two flowers. 81 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:07,793 Ow, ow, ow. Seymour, I was thinking of promoting you to assistant superintendent. 82 00:06:07,899 --> 00:06:10,697 But, instead, that plum goes to Holloway. 83 00:06:10,802 --> 00:06:13,032 - No. But, sir, he's a drunk. - And a pill-popper. 84 00:06:13,137 --> 00:06:14,695 - If I could just-- - Silence! 85 00:06:14,806 --> 00:06:18,264 And why is a cafeteria worker posing as a nurse? 86 00:06:18,376 --> 00:06:21,209 - I get two paychecks this way. - D'oh. 87 00:06:22,347 --> 00:06:24,440 There's no detention this time, Simpson. 88 00:06:24,549 --> 00:06:26,449 This is the end. 89 00:06:26,551 --> 00:06:31,352 You are expelled from Springfield Elementary. 90 00:06:37,061 --> 00:06:38,494 Aw. 91 00:06:41,899 --> 00:06:45,699 Tonight on Eye On Springfield, the Munchkins from The Wizard of Oz. 92 00:06:45,803 --> 00:06:49,295 Where are they now? 93 00:06:49,407 --> 00:06:52,399 And we'll visit a nudist camp... for animals. 94 00:06:52,510 --> 00:06:55,138 But, first, a look at the local holiday that was called... 95 00:06:55,246 --> 00:07:00,741 distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, "Whacking Day." 96 00:07:00,852 --> 00:07:05,050 - Oh, no, no! - In a tradition that dates back to... 97 00:07:05,156 --> 00:07:08,785 founding father Jebediah Springfield, every May 1 0, local residents gather... 98 00:07:08,893 --> 00:07:12,727 to drive snakes into the center of town and whack them to snake heaven. 99 00:07:18,036 --> 00:07:20,834 After exposing Alger Hiss... 100 00:07:20,938 --> 00:07:23,133 Honorary Grand Marshal Richard Nixon... 101 00:07:23,241 --> 00:07:26,802 goes after another deadly hiss. 102 00:07:26,911 --> 00:07:30,472 Oh! 103 00:07:30,581 --> 00:07:34,915 I-Is Whacking Day over? 104 00:07:35,019 --> 00:07:37,817 Thank you. Thanks for coming out. 105 00:07:37,922 --> 00:07:40,891 It's all so barbaric. 106 00:07:40,992 --> 00:07:42,584 Hey, kids, how was school? 107 00:07:42,694 --> 00:07:45,993 - I learned how many drams in a pennyweight. - I got expelled. 108 00:07:46,097 --> 00:07:48,565 That's my boy. 109 00:07:48,666 --> 00:07:51,134 Mmm, beer. What? 110 00:07:51,235 --> 00:07:53,362 Look, Dad, I don't need school. 111 00:07:53,471 --> 00:07:56,929 I'll make my way as a bootblack. Shine your boots, guv'nor? 112 00:07:57,041 --> 00:08:00,169 No son of mine is gonna be a 1 9th-century cockney bootblack. 113 00:08:00,278 --> 00:08:02,178 We're gonna find you another school. 114 00:08:07,452 --> 00:08:10,148 Now, remember, Bart. This is a religious school... 115 00:08:10,254 --> 00:08:13,485 - so be very careful about what you say and do here. - No problemo. 116 00:08:13,591 --> 00:08:15,752 Now, Bart, Since you're new here... 117 00:08:15,860 --> 00:08:18,294 perhaps you'd favor us with a psalm. 118 00:08:18,396 --> 00:08:22,332 How about "Beans, beans, the musical fruit"? 119 00:08:22,433 --> 00:08:26,233 Well, uh, beans were a staple of the Israelites. Yes, proceed. 120 00:08:27,772 --> 00:08:30,138 Beans, beans, the musical fruit. 121 00:08:30,241 --> 00:08:32,402 The more you eat, the more you toot. 122 00:08:37,782 --> 00:08:43,118 Avert your eyes, children. He may take on other forms. 123 00:08:43,221 --> 00:08:46,349 I guess that's it. I just can't be educated. 124 00:08:49,026 --> 00:08:52,655 I can always get a job testing dangerous food additives. 125 00:08:52,764 --> 00:08:55,392 We'd like you to try this new diet cola. 126 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:57,968 - We call it "Nature's Goodness." - What's in it? 127 00:08:58,069 --> 00:08:59,969 2-4 desoxypropenuramine. 128 00:09:10,081 --> 00:09:11,981 Sweet. 129 00:09:12,083 --> 00:09:14,881 Pleasing taste. Some "monsterism." 130 00:09:16,254 --> 00:09:19,690 - Cool. - You're going to get an education. 131 00:09:19,791 --> 00:09:23,227 - I'm going to teach you myself. - Marge, it's too late. 132 00:09:23,327 --> 00:09:28,287 The boy's 1 0 years old. Let's focus our energy on Lisa and the other one. 133 00:09:28,399 --> 00:09:30,993 - What's your problem? - Whacking Day's coming. 134 00:09:31,102 --> 00:09:33,366 Whoo-hoo! The greatest day of the year. 135 00:09:33,471 --> 00:09:35,530 But killing snakes is evil. 136 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:40,202 Maybe so, Lisa, but it's part of our oh, so human nature. 137 00:09:40,311 --> 00:09:44,441 Inside every man is a struggle between good and evil that cannot be resolved. 138 00:09:46,751 --> 00:09:49,914 I am evil Homer. I am evil Homer. 139 00:09:50,021 --> 00:09:53,787 I am evil Homer. I am evil Homer. 140 00:09:59,130 --> 00:10:02,827 Have a nice day at school, Lise. I'll just try and make the best of a bad situation. 141 00:10:02,934 --> 00:10:07,564 Ahh. 142 00:10:07,672 --> 00:10:11,267 Bart, get dressed for school. I expect you to be in your seat when the bell rings. 143 00:10:12,910 --> 00:10:16,073 I bought a bell. 144 00:10:24,822 --> 00:10:26,722 I think I'll unplug that. 145 00:10:29,260 --> 00:10:33,560 I'm your new teacher. My name is Mrs. Simpson. 146 00:10:50,047 --> 00:10:53,175 I didn't do it. 147 00:10:54,886 --> 00:10:56,854 Oh, that's right. 148 00:10:56,954 --> 00:10:59,946 I invited a guest speaker to talk to the class. 149 00:11:00,057 --> 00:11:02,082 Hello, children. 150 00:11:02,193 --> 00:11:07,153 I got separated from my platoon after we parachuted into Düsseldorf. 151 00:11:10,768 --> 00:11:16,570 So I rode out the war posing as a German cabaret singer. 152 00:11:22,046 --> 00:11:23,946 Yoo-hoo. 153 00:11:30,421 --> 00:11:33,549 Ach du Liebe! Das ist not eine booby. 154 00:11:33,658 --> 00:11:37,458 - Is that story true, Grampa? - Well, most of it. 155 00:11:37,562 --> 00:11:40,190 I did wear a dress for a period in the '40s. 156 00:11:40,298 --> 00:11:43,267 Oh, they had designers then. 157 00:11:48,306 --> 00:11:52,265 Look what I got, Marge. A new whacking stick. 158 00:11:52,376 --> 00:11:54,844 - Whack! - Ooh. 159 00:11:54,946 --> 00:11:57,779 - Excuse me. - Whack, whack, whack! 160 00:11:57,882 --> 00:11:59,850 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 161 00:11:59,951 --> 00:12:03,717 Bart, I'd like you to read this copy of Johnny Tremain. 162 00:12:03,821 --> 00:12:06,619 - It's a book I read as a girl. - A book? 163 00:12:06,724 --> 00:12:10,751 I think you might like this. It's about a boy who goes to war. 164 00:12:10,861 --> 00:12:13,523 - His hand is deformed in an accident. - Deformed? 165 00:12:13,631 --> 00:12:18,466 Why didn't you say so? They should call this book "Johnny Deformed." 166 00:12:23,741 --> 00:12:26,539 Guest director, Oliver Stone. 167 00:12:30,715 --> 00:12:33,775 Oh, God! Get his gun! 168 00:12:36,621 --> 00:12:40,148 "Hundreds would die, but not the thing they died for. 169 00:12:40,257 --> 00:12:44,694 A man can stand up." Wow! 170 00:12:44,795 --> 00:12:47,992 Mm-hmm. If you'd like to learn more about colonial times... 171 00:12:48,099 --> 00:12:51,193 we could take a field trip to Olde Springfield Towne. 172 00:12:55,039 --> 00:12:57,234 D'oh! 173 00:13:08,085 --> 00:13:10,781 Hi-yah! 174 00:13:15,159 --> 00:13:19,459 Dad! Everyone likes Whacking Day, but I hate it. 175 00:13:19,563 --> 00:13:22,361 - Is there something wrong with me? - Yes, honey. 176 00:13:22,466 --> 00:13:27,096 - Then what should I do? -Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball... 177 00:13:27,204 --> 00:13:29,832 and release it at an appropriate time. 178 00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:32,408 Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. 179 00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:34,171 - Remember that? - Yeah. 180 00:13:34,278 --> 00:13:36,542 - When Daddy hit the referee? Yeah. - Yeah. 181 00:13:42,586 --> 00:13:44,315 - Any experience? - Yes. 182 00:13:44,422 --> 00:13:47,653 I played Panicky Idiot Number Two in The Poseidon Adventure. 183 00:13:47,758 --> 00:13:51,717 Sorry, we're looking for more of a "duh, duh" idiot. 184 00:13:51,829 --> 00:13:54,798 But-- I see. 185 00:13:54,899 --> 00:13:59,063 Hello, Barney. Are you playing the town drunk? 186 00:13:59,170 --> 00:14:02,799 Actually, I'm supposed to be a governor. 187 00:14:02,907 --> 00:14:06,968 The enemy surrounded the fort and said that if the captain was sent out... 188 00:14:07,078 --> 00:14:09,740 - the rest would be spared. - What did they do? 189 00:14:09,847 --> 00:14:11,838 - They sent him out. - Was he killed? 190 00:14:11,949 --> 00:14:16,283 And how. That's why they call it Fort Sensible. 191 00:14:16,387 --> 00:14:21,586 This is Jebediah Springfield at the Battle of Ticonderoga. 192 00:14:21,692 --> 00:14:25,287 Next. And here he is killing a snake... 193 00:14:25,396 --> 00:14:28,854 on the very first Whacking Day in 1775. 194 00:14:28,966 --> 00:14:30,900 Hey, wait a minute. 195 00:14:31,001 --> 00:14:33,663 That was the same day he was at Ticonderoga. 196 00:14:33,771 --> 00:14:36,001 How could he be in two places at once? 197 00:14:36,107 --> 00:14:39,508 Uh, um-- You see-- 198 00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:44,914 He'll blow the whole deal. Get him out of here. 199 00:14:45,015 --> 00:14:46,983 Roger. 200 00:14:47,084 --> 00:14:50,144 If you wanna learn more about Whacking Day... 201 00:14:50,254 --> 00:14:52,154 there are many fine books in our gift shop. 202 00:14:52,256 --> 00:14:55,657 Welcome to your official Whacking Day headquarters. 203 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,490 I've hidden a snake somewhere in the store. 204 00:14:58,596 --> 00:15:01,588 The first one to whack it, gets a free Squishy. 205 00:15:06,637 --> 00:15:09,435 Hey! Hey! 206 00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:11,770 I should've put more thought into my promotion. 207 00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:15,368 - Aim for the body, men. - Right, Chief. 208 00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:22,851 "And the Lord said, "Whackye all the serpents which crawl on their bellies... 209 00:15:22,953 --> 00:15:26,889 and thy town shall be a beacon unto others." 210 00:15:28,259 --> 00:15:32,286 So you see, Lisa, even God himself endorses Whacking Day. 211 00:15:32,396 --> 00:15:35,388 - Let me see that. - Mmm, no. 212 00:16:06,764 --> 00:16:12,100 Here you go. Official Whacking Day parking. Ten dollars per axle. 213 00:16:16,273 --> 00:16:18,741 Whoo-hoo! 214 00:16:20,511 --> 00:16:23,810 Take that snake! And you too! 215 00:16:23,914 --> 00:16:26,212 Snakes, snakes everywhere. 216 00:16:26,317 --> 00:16:29,514 - Getting ready for Whacking Day? - What's Whacking Day? 217 00:16:35,626 --> 00:16:38,254 Did you bring the pre-whacked snakes? 218 00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:41,292 Beautiful. 219 00:16:45,035 --> 00:16:48,471 Well, Marge, should I whack slow or fast? 220 00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:52,030 Slow, then fast. 221 00:16:54,144 --> 00:16:56,237 - Uh-oh. - Dad, please. 222 00:16:56,347 --> 00:17:01,250 For the last time, I beg you. Don't lower yourself to the level of the mob. 223 00:17:01,352 --> 00:17:06,984 Lisa, maybe if I'm part of that mob, I can help steer it in wise directions. 224 00:17:07,091 --> 00:17:09,651 Now, where's my giant foam cowboy hat and air horn? 225 00:17:14,632 --> 00:17:17,795 And now to open This year's festivities... 226 00:17:17,902 --> 00:17:22,362 here's our grand marshal, the Prophet of Love, Larry White. 227 00:17:22,473 --> 00:17:25,271 - Barry White. - No. It says here Larry White. 228 00:17:25,376 --> 00:17:28,937 - I know my own name. - Yeah? Well, we'll see. 229 00:17:31,282 --> 00:17:34,911 Ladies and gentlemen, my unlimited love to y'all. 230 00:17:35,019 --> 00:17:40,389 It's truly an honor to be here at this-- Hey, what is this all about anyway? 231 00:17:42,559 --> 00:17:45,585 Oh, God, no. You people make me sick. 232 00:17:45,696 --> 00:17:49,655 Were they even listening to me? 233 00:17:49,767 --> 00:17:51,894 I, uh, don't think so. 234 00:17:52,002 --> 00:17:55,836 And now, let's hear it for our own Miss Springfield. 235 00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:58,738 Gentlemen, start your whacking. 236 00:18:11,889 --> 00:18:13,914 D'oh! 237 00:18:18,729 --> 00:18:21,698 Ew, a bug. 238 00:18:26,637 --> 00:18:28,935 If the snakes were in here, we could protect them. 239 00:18:29,039 --> 00:18:34,136 Well, according to this, snakes hear by sensing vibrations in the ground. 240 00:18:34,244 --> 00:18:37,111 So, if we put our stereo speakers on the ground... 241 00:18:37,214 --> 00:18:39,114 and play something with a lot of bass... 242 00:18:39,216 --> 00:18:41,878 those snakes will be in here like Oprah on a baked ham. 243 00:18:41,986 --> 00:18:46,286 Oh, good idea. Let's see-- bass, bass. 244 00:18:46,390 --> 00:18:50,349 Tiny Tim, The Chipmunks' Greatest Hits, A Castrato Christmas. 245 00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:58,500 Mr. White! Can we borrow you for a minute? 246 00:18:58,602 --> 00:19:01,070 Anything... for a lady. 247 00:19:03,340 --> 00:19:05,740 Don't bother the snakes. 248 00:19:05,843 --> 00:19:10,507 Leave all the snakes... alone. 249 00:19:10,614 --> 00:19:13,082 Ah, yeah. 250 00:19:18,622 --> 00:19:20,647 My baby. 251 00:19:57,895 --> 00:20:01,353 In here. 252 00:20:07,504 --> 00:20:09,734 Hey, where'd all the snakes go? 253 00:20:15,245 --> 00:20:20,148 People of Springfield, Whacking Day is a sham. 254 00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:23,708 It was started in 1 924, as an excuse to beat up the Irish. 255 00:20:23,821 --> 00:20:28,520 'Tis true. I took many a lump. But 'twas all in good fun. 256 00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,525 Now, wait a minute! 257 00:20:30,627 --> 00:20:33,721 How can you people turn on snakes after all they've done for you? 258 00:20:33,831 --> 00:20:38,359 I'm an old man. I hate everything but Matlock. Ooh, it's on now. 259 00:20:38,469 --> 00:20:41,768 Mrs. Glick, who killed all those rats in your basement? 260 00:20:41,872 --> 00:20:45,501 - A snake did. - And you like snakes, don't you, Barry White? 261 00:20:45,609 --> 00:20:50,410 I love the sexy slither ofa lady snake. Oh, baby. 262 00:20:50,514 --> 00:20:53,881 Hooray for snakes! Hooray for snakes! 263 00:20:53,984 --> 00:20:56,646 Look at this everyone. Twelve dead snakes. 264 00:20:56,753 --> 00:21:00,712 I'm sick of you people. 265 00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:02,724 You're nothing but a pack of fickle mush-heads. 266 00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:05,727 - He's right. - Give us hell, Quimby. 267 00:21:19,176 --> 00:21:23,044 Bart, I'm very impressed at the independent learning you've displayed here. 268 00:21:23,147 --> 00:21:25,479 - Thanks, Seymour. - Ye-- Yes. 269 00:21:25,582 --> 00:21:27,675 Um, anyway, as a reward for your studying... 270 00:21:27,784 --> 00:21:30,480 I've decided to welcome you back to our school. 271 00:21:30,587 --> 00:21:35,422 You'll be reunited with your chums, Nelson, Jimbo, D-- Oh, dear God! 272 00:21:35,526 --> 00:21:39,826 I guess I've always used violence as a way of getting attention. 273 00:21:39,930 --> 00:21:42,990 Yes. Yes. Me too. 274 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:45,000 - Oh. - Aw. 275 00:21:46,603 --> 00:21:50,437 Faster, Willie, faster. Now, we give 'em the bikes, no one sues. 276 00:21:50,541 --> 00:21:54,204 What if they're dead, sir? 277 00:21:54,311 --> 00:21:58,372 Then we ride these bikes to Mexico and freedom, Willie! Freedom! 278 00:21:58,482 --> 00:22:02,612 Freedom. I'll turn you in at the first tollbooth. 279 00:22:56,106 --> 00:22:58,074 Shh!