1 00:00:04,101 --> 00:00:07,332 " The Simpsons " 2 00:00:10,541 --> 00:00:12,668 D'oh! 3 00:00:30,794 --> 00:00:32,557 Quit it, Bart. 4 00:00:32,663 --> 00:00:34,528 Quit it. Quit it. 5 00:00:34,632 --> 00:00:37,192 Quit it! Mom! Bart's making faces. 6 00:00:37,301 --> 00:00:39,269 Stop that, Bart. Homer, speak to him. 7 00:00:39,370 --> 00:00:43,568 Blah. Blee. Bleh. Stupid animals. 8 00:00:45,576 --> 00:00:47,407 Ah, the daily newspaper. 9 00:00:47,511 --> 00:00:52,312 Ooh, the Springfield Men's Shelter is giving away 60 soiled mattresses. 10 00:00:52,416 --> 00:00:56,079 Why do you read that ''Free'' column, Homer? They never have anything good. 11 00:00:56,186 --> 00:00:59,815 Oh, my God! 12 00:00:59,924 --> 00:01:03,382 - What is it? - ''Tramampoline.'' ''Trambapoline.'' 13 00:01:03,494 --> 00:01:07,521 - He said what now? - Please, don't bring home any more old crutches. 14 00:01:11,035 --> 00:01:14,994 Oh, no, you don't. That trampoline is mine! 15 00:01:19,143 --> 00:01:21,941 Huh? 16 00:01:24,782 --> 00:01:28,616 - Yea. - Hey. That seltzer ain't free. 17 00:01:28,719 --> 00:01:31,688 - Krusty! - That's me. 18 00:01:31,789 --> 00:01:34,758 You here for the trampoline? 19 00:01:34,858 --> 00:01:39,227 - Yeah. What's the deal? - Well, I used to do a lot of tumbling in my act... 20 00:01:39,330 --> 00:01:41,992 but I'm phasing it out for more dirty limericks. 21 00:01:42,099 --> 00:01:46,035 - There once was a man named Enis-- - I can just haul it away, free? 22 00:01:46,136 --> 00:01:49,765 Yep. It's all yours. 23 00:01:58,615 --> 00:02:02,244 You're a good dog, aren't you, boy? Aren't ya? 24 00:02:02,353 --> 00:02:04,981 Hi, Son. Hi, Son. 25 00:02:05,089 --> 00:02:06,886 - Hmm? - Hi, Son. 26 00:02:06,991 --> 00:02:08,618 Wow! 27 00:02:08,726 --> 00:02:11,490 I can't believe it. 28 00:02:11,595 --> 00:02:14,587 Whoa. Whoo-hoo! 29 00:02:14,698 --> 00:02:18,964 Dad, this one gesture almost makes up for years of shaky fathering. 30 00:02:20,938 --> 00:02:22,633 - Hey, look at me. - Whoa-ho. 31 00:02:22,740 --> 00:02:26,369 - Bart, look. - I will never get tired of this. 32 00:02:26,477 --> 00:02:28,570 I'm gonna have my wedding here. 33 00:02:28,679 --> 00:02:31,147 Whoa! Whoa! 34 00:02:31,248 --> 00:02:33,045 I don't know if this is a good idea. 35 00:02:33,150 --> 00:02:36,745 Marge, it's the perfiect exercise. It'll double the value of our house... 36 00:02:36,854 --> 00:02:38,754 and it was free-- free! 37 00:02:38,856 --> 00:02:41,984 - Are you sure it's safe? - Absolutely. 38 00:02:42,092 --> 00:02:46,722 And this is just the beginning. I've got some big plans. 39 00:02:58,375 --> 00:03:01,833 - It smells funny in there. - No, it doesn't. 40 00:03:05,382 --> 00:03:09,512 Whoo. 41 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:12,714 Whoa. Yea-- 42 00:03:12,823 --> 00:03:15,451 Otto, are you okay? 43 00:03:15,559 --> 00:03:17,857 Yeah.Just pop my shoulder back in. 44 00:03:17,961 --> 00:03:21,453 Ooh. Thanks, buddy. Hey, I lost my turn. 45 00:03:23,100 --> 00:03:25,330 Oh! My arm. 46 00:03:25,436 --> 00:03:28,200 Whee-- Ow! I bit my tongue. 47 00:03:28,305 --> 00:03:31,706 Each leap brings us closer to God. 48 00:03:31,809 --> 00:03:35,472 - Catch me, Lord. Catch me. Wh-- - Ow! 49 00:03:35,579 --> 00:03:38,946 - What have we done to make God angry? - You did it. 50 00:03:39,049 --> 00:03:41,847 Stop jumping on me. I'm hurt. 51 00:03:41,952 --> 00:03:46,252 Kids, kids. Once you get hurt, move aside and let other people jump. 52 00:03:46,356 --> 00:03:50,952 - Homer, this is terrible. - Okay. Okay. I'll take care of it. 53 00:03:53,263 --> 00:03:57,063 Hmm? 54 00:04:05,075 --> 00:04:07,202 I told you this was a bad idea. 55 00:04:07,311 --> 00:04:10,178 All right, all right! I'll get rid of the trampoline. 56 00:04:12,182 --> 00:04:14,810 Hey, Krusty. I'm bringing back the-- 57 00:04:14,918 --> 00:04:18,649 You just keep right on driving. 58 00:04:20,524 --> 00:04:22,822 There we go. 59 00:04:28,432 --> 00:04:31,890 That's the last I'll see of Mr. Trampoline. 60 00:04:32,002 --> 00:04:35,130 Yep, it's finally gone. 61 00:04:35,239 --> 00:04:37,867 D'oh! 62 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:46,041 If this were a cartoon, the cliff would break off now. 63 00:04:51,722 --> 00:04:54,691 I'm thirsty. 64 00:05:00,697 --> 00:05:04,997 Checkmate, Mr. Trampoline. 65 00:05:06,870 --> 00:05:09,168 Oh.! 66 00:05:12,209 --> 00:05:15,337 All right. All right. You win for now... 67 00:05:15,445 --> 00:05:18,744 but someday you'll rust! 68 00:05:18,849 --> 00:05:23,479 Rust, I tell ya! 69 00:05:23,587 --> 00:05:26,055 Dad. Dad? 70 00:05:26,156 --> 00:05:28,556 - You really wanna get rid of this trampoline? - Uh-huh. 71 00:05:28,659 --> 00:05:30,991 Observe. A bike lock. 72 00:05:32,996 --> 00:05:35,226 Now just turn around and count to three. 73 00:05:35,332 --> 00:05:38,597 One, two, three. 74 00:05:38,702 --> 00:05:40,829 Uh, better make it five. 75 00:05:40,938 --> 00:05:44,533 All right. I got me a bed. 76 00:05:44,641 --> 00:05:47,769 Shh.! Quiet. You'll wake up old man Simpson. 77 00:05:47,878 --> 00:05:50,005 Hey, no more trampoline. 78 00:05:50,113 --> 00:05:52,013 Let's jump on the car instead. 79 00:05:55,352 --> 00:05:58,150 Okay, the trampoline was a bad idea. 80 00:05:58,255 --> 00:06:01,713 But you know what? At least I'm out there trying new things. 81 00:06:01,825 --> 00:06:04,953 If it were up to you all we'd ever do is work and go to church. 82 00:06:05,062 --> 00:06:08,828 - That's not true. - Name one thing you've done in the past month that was fun. 83 00:06:08,932 --> 00:06:12,060 I can name 1 0 things. Um... 84 00:06:12,169 --> 00:06:15,297 - I made sloppy joes. - That's not fun. 85 00:06:15,405 --> 00:06:19,307 Kids, tell me the truth. Am I no fun? Do I just nag all the time? 86 00:06:20,844 --> 00:06:22,505 - Um. - Um. 87 00:06:22,613 --> 00:06:24,240 - Well. - Uh-- 88 00:06:24,348 --> 00:06:26,646 You should've called. I was very worried. 89 00:06:26,750 --> 00:06:28,775 We're on a tight budget here. 90 00:06:28,885 --> 00:06:30,477 Bart, watch your language. 91 00:06:30,587 --> 00:06:33,147 You are not going to perform that operation yourself. 92 00:06:37,427 --> 00:06:42,330 - See, Marge? - I didn't realize people saw me that way. 93 00:06:42,432 --> 00:06:45,401 - Are you mad? - No, I'm fine. 94 00:06:45,502 --> 00:06:47,402 I'm going to my sisters' now. 95 00:06:50,574 --> 00:06:52,474 Careful there, Marge. You almost nicked me. 96 00:06:54,011 --> 00:06:56,309 Well, your blood pressure is off the chart. 97 00:06:56,413 --> 00:06:59,041 And I don't like this urine sample one bit. 98 00:06:59,149 --> 00:07:02,778 You're headed for a nervous breakdown. You need Brad Goodman. 99 00:07:02,886 --> 00:07:05,946 His infomercial plays round the clock on Channel 77. 100 00:07:06,056 --> 00:07:07,956 Thank you, Martha Quinn. 101 00:07:08,058 --> 00:07:12,859 There you have it. Unrehearsed testimonies from important celebrities. 102 00:07:12,963 --> 00:07:17,764 She's one of my favorites. I loved her in the thing I saw her in. 103 00:07:17,868 --> 00:07:20,996 You know, my course can help you with every personality disorder... 104 00:07:21,104 --> 00:07:24,232 in the ''feel bad'' rainbow. 105 00:07:24,341 --> 00:07:26,434 Let's look at the rainbow. What's in there? 106 00:07:32,983 --> 00:07:36,043 Geriatric Profanity Disorder, or G.P.D. 107 00:07:36,153 --> 00:07:40,783 And chronic nagging, nagging, nagging, nagging, nagg-- 108 00:07:40,891 --> 00:07:43,621 - Sorry. It does that sometimes. - Nagging. Nagging. 109 00:07:46,229 --> 00:07:48,857 Mm-mm-mm. What up, Marge? 110 00:07:48,965 --> 00:07:51,661 I'm watching a videotape that could change our lives. 111 00:07:54,371 --> 00:07:57,169 Oh, hi. I'm Troy McClure. 112 00:07:57,274 --> 00:07:59,902 You might remember me from such self-help videos as... 113 00:08:00,010 --> 00:08:03,468 Smoke Yourself Thin and Get Confident, Stupid. 114 00:08:03,580 --> 00:08:07,209 Well, now I'm here to tell you about the only real path to mental health. 115 00:08:07,317 --> 00:08:11,617 That's right. It's the Brad Goodman... something or other. 116 00:08:11,722 --> 00:08:14,350 - Marge, can I go outside and play? - Shh. 117 00:08:14,458 --> 00:08:17,916 A few weeks ago, I was a washed-up actor with a drinking problem. 118 00:08:18,028 --> 00:08:22,658 Then Brad Goodman came along and gave me this job and a can of fortified wine. 119 00:08:22,766 --> 00:08:27,066 Ahh! Sweet liquor eases the pain. 120 00:08:27,170 --> 00:08:29,900 And now I'd like to introduce the man who will put the ''you''... 121 00:08:30,006 --> 00:08:31,769 in ''impr-you-vement.'' 122 00:08:31,875 --> 00:08:35,709 - Brad Goodman. - Thank you so much, Troy. 123 00:08:35,812 --> 00:08:38,940 And, by the way, I'm not happy you're still drinking. 124 00:08:39,049 --> 00:08:41,950 But, at least you're down to one from more than 50. 125 00:08:42,052 --> 00:08:46,512 Folks, I'm often asked about my qualifications. 126 00:08:46,623 --> 00:08:51,583 Well, I may not have a lot of ''credentials'' or ''training''... 127 00:08:51,695 --> 00:08:56,496 but I'll tell you one thing, I'm a Ph.D.... in pain. 128 00:08:56,600 --> 00:09:00,969 Now, let me show you how you can change your life. 129 00:09:01,071 --> 00:09:04,700 Troy, this circle is you. 130 00:09:04,808 --> 00:09:07,470 My God, it's like you've known me all my life. 131 00:09:11,782 --> 00:09:15,741 Doctor, you've solved all my problems. 132 00:09:18,955 --> 00:09:20,650 That video really opened my eyes. 133 00:09:20,757 --> 00:09:24,215 I can see that I'm just a passive-aggressive coculprit. 134 00:09:24,327 --> 00:09:26,420 By nagging you when you do foolish things... 135 00:09:26,530 --> 00:09:28,964 I just enable your life-script. 136 00:09:29,065 --> 00:09:31,465 And that sends me into a shame spiral. 137 00:09:31,568 --> 00:09:36,301 Exactly. So from now on, I'm going to quit nagging and have more fun. 138 00:09:38,942 --> 00:09:41,103 Homer, did you eat my whole pan of brownies? 139 00:09:41,211 --> 00:09:43,338 Uh-oh. You're in for it now, Dad. 140 00:09:45,148 --> 00:09:48,606 Marge, I'm feeling a lot of shame right now. 141 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:51,186 I'm hearing that you feel a lot of shame. 142 00:09:51,288 --> 00:09:53,279 And I feel that you hear my shame. 143 00:09:53,390 --> 00:09:58,123 I'm feeling annoyance and frustration, but also tolerance. 144 00:09:58,228 --> 00:10:02,528 - I feel validated by that. - Good. I'm glad we had this talk. 145 00:10:02,632 --> 00:10:04,532 Me too. 146 00:10:04,634 --> 00:10:06,761 - Hmm? - Hmm? 147 00:10:08,338 --> 00:10:10,636 Wow! For free. 148 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:14,039 Surplus drums of mayonnaise from Operation Desert Storm. 149 00:10:14,144 --> 00:10:16,942 Brad Goodman is coming to town! 150 00:10:17,047 --> 00:10:21,211 Oh, Marge, you and I are fine now. Who needs Brad Goodman? 151 00:10:21,318 --> 00:10:24,219 Yee-haw! Yahoo! 152 00:10:27,457 --> 00:10:30,085 Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture. 153 00:10:30,193 --> 00:10:32,855 - We know, Dad. - I just thought I'd remind everybody. 154 00:10:32,963 --> 00:10:35,932 After all, we did agree to attend a self-help seminar. 155 00:10:36,032 --> 00:10:38,000 What an odd thing to say. 156 00:10:38,101 --> 00:10:41,434 Thank you. 157 00:10:41,538 --> 00:10:45,531 Okay, folks. Let me hear what's troubling you. Don't be shy. Yell it out. Everybody. Go. 158 00:10:45,642 --> 00:10:49,100 - I, uh, can't commit to a relationship. - I'm too nice. 159 00:10:49,212 --> 00:10:51,942 - I have problems with-- - I'm always interrupting people. 160 00:10:52,048 --> 00:10:57,680 Okay. Okay. Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting. 161 00:10:57,787 --> 00:11:00,415 There's no trick to it. It's just a simple trick. 162 00:11:00,524 --> 00:11:05,325 Now, close your eyes for a moment and really listen to that inner voice inside. 163 00:11:05,428 --> 00:11:07,953 Your inner child. 164 00:11:08,064 --> 00:11:10,362 Listen. What's he saying? 165 00:11:10,467 --> 00:11:13,197 Stay the course, Big Ned. You're doing super. 166 00:11:14,471 --> 00:11:18,601 - Food goes in here. - It sure does. 167 00:11:20,143 --> 00:11:22,043 Hey, Moe. Whatsa matter? 168 00:11:22,145 --> 00:11:26,104 - You no talka with your accent no more. - Mamma mia. 169 00:11:26,216 --> 00:11:30,175 Principal Skinner, let's try some rage work. 170 00:11:30,287 --> 00:11:33,450 I want you to pretend this dummy right here is your mother. 171 00:11:33,557 --> 00:11:35,320 Okay, I'll try. 172 00:11:35,425 --> 00:11:40,055 Tell this dummy mother exactly how you feel... right now. 173 00:11:40,163 --> 00:11:43,792 I'm annoyed with you, Mother. Not just annoyed, angry. 174 00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:48,360 I'm a grown man now, and I can run my own life.! 175 00:11:50,707 --> 00:11:55,667 Shh-shh. Calm down. Calm down. Moving. You can sit down now. 176 00:11:55,779 --> 00:11:58,907 We're still going antiquing on Saturday, right, Mother? 177 00:11:59,015 --> 00:12:03,975 You see, folks? We're all trying to please someone else. 178 00:12:04,087 --> 00:12:07,386 And as soon as you're not a human being... 179 00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:10,220 you're a human doing. 180 00:12:10,327 --> 00:12:13,455 - Then what comes next? - A human going! 181 00:12:13,563 --> 00:12:17,693 Bart, be quiet. 182 00:12:17,801 --> 00:12:21,396 Son, that's wonderful. Come here. Come up here. 183 00:12:21,504 --> 00:12:25,065 - What made you yell out that remark? - I don't know. 184 00:12:25,175 --> 00:12:28,406 You just wanted to express yourself, yes? 185 00:12:28,511 --> 00:12:31,139 - I do what I feel like. - That's marvelous. 186 00:12:31,247 --> 00:12:33,715 I-I couldn't have put it better myself. 187 00:12:33,817 --> 00:12:37,947 ''I do what I feel like.'' 188 00:12:38,054 --> 00:12:43,549 People, this young man here is the inner child I've been talking about. 189 00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:47,289 - What? - Son, you've never read any of my books, have you? 190 00:12:47,397 --> 00:12:50,889 Earth to boring guy. 191 00:12:51,001 --> 00:12:54,459 I get that means no, huh? I'm not so old-fashioned. 192 00:12:54,571 --> 00:12:59,304 Your parents have done a fantastic job. Mama? Papa? Could you come up here? 193 00:12:59,409 --> 00:13:01,206 Yeah.! 194 00:13:01,311 --> 00:13:04,940 Thank you. Thank you very much. 195 00:13:05,048 --> 00:13:09,508 This is really remarkable. Here we have a man with an obvious eating disorder... 196 00:13:09,619 --> 00:13:14,921 and a woman with a bizarre hairstyle-- I'm sure worn only for shock value. 197 00:13:15,025 --> 00:13:16,993 And yet... 198 00:13:17,093 --> 00:13:21,223 they've managed to raise an emotionally healthy son. 199 00:13:21,331 --> 00:13:24,061 - That's fantastic. - Oh, thank you. 200 00:13:24,167 --> 00:13:27,398 - We can all learn a lot from this young man here. This-This-- - Rudiger. 201 00:13:27,504 --> 00:13:31,804 Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger-- 202 00:13:31,908 --> 00:13:34,376 - His name is Bart. - His name isn't important. 203 00:13:34,477 --> 00:13:39,107 What's important here is that this lad has fully developed ego integrity... 204 00:13:39,215 --> 00:13:43,447 with well-defined boundaries. 205 00:13:45,889 --> 00:13:49,450 Isn't he-- 206 00:13:49,559 --> 00:13:52,528 People, I am excited. 207 00:13:52,629 --> 00:13:55,427 I can sense a change in the air tonight. 208 00:13:55,532 --> 00:13:59,764 You are all going to start living. Really living. 209 00:13:59,869 --> 00:14:03,270 Yea! Living! Living! 210 00:14:03,373 --> 00:14:07,867 - Be like the boy. - Be like boy! Be like boy! 211 00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:11,936 -Just the ladies. - Be like boy! Be like boy! 212 00:14:12,048 --> 00:14:17,281 - Now, the seniors in the back. - We like Roy! We like Roy! 213 00:14:25,061 --> 00:14:28,861 This is madness. He's just peddling a bunch of easy answers. 214 00:14:28,965 --> 00:14:31,092 And how. 215 00:14:34,537 --> 00:14:36,835 A new mood is in the air in Springfield... 216 00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:39,500 as refreshing as a premoistened towelette. 217 00:14:39,609 --> 00:14:43,909 Folks are finally accepting their feelings and communicating with no holding back. 218 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,982 And this reporter thinks it's about-- time. 219 00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:50,712 Of course, all these good vibes can be traced to one feisty little scamp... 220 00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:53,948 who taught us that if it feels good, do it. 221 00:14:59,195 --> 00:15:01,993 Lise, today I am a god. 222 00:15:02,098 --> 00:15:03,998 Is that why you're sitting on an ice cream sandwich? 223 00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:08,332 Ew! 224 00:15:11,374 --> 00:15:14,002 Now, instead of my boring old sermon... 225 00:15:14,110 --> 00:15:16,738 I'm going to take a page from the book of Bart... 226 00:15:16,846 --> 00:15:19,940 and do something I've always wanted to do. 227 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:25,282 Take five, Mrs. Feesh. 228 00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:32,587 " Wait. Wait. I can do this. 229 00:15:32,695 --> 00:15:37,860 " Wait. Wait. Hold on. 230 00:15:40,236 --> 00:15:43,694 The wireless was an invention by Guglielmo Marconi. 231 00:15:43,807 --> 00:15:46,002 Who can tell me what his first message was? 232 00:15:46,109 --> 00:15:49,203 - Uh-- - I want-a change-a my name-a. 233 00:15:49,312 --> 00:15:52,873 Ah, good one, Milhouse. 234 00:15:52,982 --> 00:15:55,815 Anyone else? The first message by wireless. 235 00:15:55,919 --> 00:16:00,151 - It was-- - Our 1 0th caller will receive tickets to Supertramp. 236 00:16:02,258 --> 00:16:04,624 Aw, geez. Everybody's a comedian. 237 00:16:04,727 --> 00:16:10,188 I'm blue. Time for some of my patented spitting off the overpass. 238 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:12,928 Aw, man! 239 00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:23,971 Lise, everyone in town is acting like me. So why does it suck? 240 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,446 It's simple, Bart. You've defined yourself as a rebel. 241 00:16:26,549 --> 00:16:30,645 In the absence of a repressive milieu, your societal niche has been co-opted. 242 00:16:30,753 --> 00:16:32,345 I see. 243 00:16:32,455 --> 00:16:35,754 Ever since that self-help guy came to town, you've lost your identity. 244 00:16:35,859 --> 00:16:40,057 You've fallen through the cracks of our quick-fix, one-hour photo, instant-oatmeal society. 245 00:16:40,163 --> 00:16:44,623 - What's the answer? - This is your chance to develop a new and better identity. 246 00:16:44,734 --> 00:16:47,396 May I suggest good-natured doormat? 247 00:16:47,503 --> 00:16:49,300 Sounds good, Sis. Just tell me what to do. 248 00:16:49,405 --> 00:16:53,364 Springfield will have its first annual Do What You Feel Festival this Saturday... 249 00:16:53,476 --> 00:16:55,444 whenever you feel like showing up. 250 00:16:55,545 --> 00:16:58,673 It'll be a welcome change from our annual Do As We Say Festival... 251 00:16:58,781 --> 00:17:01,443 started by German settlers in 1 946. 252 00:17:01,551 --> 00:17:04,577 If elected mayor... 253 00:17:04,687 --> 00:17:09,317 my first act will be to kill the whole lot of ya and burn your town to cinders. 254 00:17:09,425 --> 00:17:11,256 - Mike's on. - I know it's on. 255 00:17:11,361 --> 00:17:15,092 Park anywhere. I'm not gonna lay any rule trip on you today. 256 00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:29,570 I feel like such a free spirit... 257 00:17:29,679 --> 00:17:34,013 and I'm really enjoying this so-called ''iced cream.'' 258 00:17:34,117 --> 00:17:37,086 Sir, in the spirit of the festival and everything... 259 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:40,644 I-I'd just like to say that-- 260 00:17:40,757 --> 00:17:44,215 - I... love you. - Hmm? 261 00:17:44,327 --> 00:17:46,227 In those colors. 262 00:17:46,329 --> 00:17:49,457 Oh, who am I kidding? The boathouse was the time. 263 00:17:49,565 --> 00:17:53,365 - My God. They're naked. - Double your pleasure, Springfield. 264 00:17:53,469 --> 00:17:55,596 I'm sweating. Let's ride through the car wash. 265 00:17:55,705 --> 00:17:57,798 Ew. 266 00:17:57,907 --> 00:18:03,038 Arr! This picture will serve me well on those lonely nights at sea. 267 00:18:03,146 --> 00:18:06,274 This is great. I can finally look like I want... 268 00:18:06,382 --> 00:18:09,317 and not get hassled by the man. 269 00:18:09,419 --> 00:18:11,614 Cowabunga! 270 00:18:14,357 --> 00:18:17,554 Skateboards? You copycat wannabes. 271 00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:20,925 - Ow! - Eat my shorts, young man. 272 00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:24,329 Good afternoon and welcome to the Do What You Feel Festival. 273 00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:28,234 By the way, this young lady is not my wife, but I am sleeping with her. 274 00:18:28,338 --> 00:18:31,637 I'm telling you this because I'm comfortable with my womanizing. 275 00:18:31,741 --> 00:18:34,039 - Yea! - Arr! 276 00:18:34,143 --> 00:18:36,611 And now to usher in this new era of feeling good... 277 00:18:36,713 --> 00:18:39,910 here's the, uh, Godfather of Soul,James Brown. 278 00:18:40,016 --> 00:18:42,985 " Ow! I feel good " 279 00:18:43,086 --> 00:18:46,249 " Huh, I knew that I would now " 280 00:18:46,356 --> 00:18:49,814 " I feel good " 281 00:18:49,926 --> 00:18:54,590 " Good God I knew that I would, hah " 282 00:18:54,697 --> 00:18:56,460 " So good " 283 00:18:56,566 --> 00:19:00,024 " So good I got you " 284 00:19:03,039 --> 00:19:07,499 Hey. Wait a minute. Hold on here. 285 00:19:07,610 --> 00:19:10,738 This bandstand wasn't double-bolted. Huh. 286 00:19:10,847 --> 00:19:14,305 - I didn't feel like it. - Hey. I hear you, buddy. 287 00:19:14,417 --> 00:19:18,012 Uh, I don't want to judge the rightness of your ego orientation... 288 00:19:18,121 --> 00:19:21,249 but my inner critic says you should've done your job. 289 00:19:21,357 --> 00:19:24,986 Hey, now, Marge. Let's not ''should'' this fella to death. 290 00:19:25,094 --> 00:19:29,224 Yeah. Next you'll be laying a guilt-trip on me for not oiling that Ferris wheel. 291 00:19:47,216 --> 00:19:50,344 In the, uh, spirit of the occasion, I must tell you what I think. 292 00:19:50,453 --> 00:19:55,857 - You two screwed up royal. - You know, I really don't feel like being blamed. 293 00:19:55,958 --> 00:19:59,587 - I feel that you should shut up. - You know, you really irritate me, Skinner. 294 00:19:59,695 --> 00:20:02,926 What with your store-bought haircut and excellent posture. 295 00:20:03,032 --> 00:20:06,991 - Mister, I can't stand the sound of your voice. - Oh, really? 296 00:20:07,103 --> 00:20:09,731 Oh, now, now. There's no need to resort to violence. 297 00:20:09,839 --> 00:20:13,798 Aw, sure there is. 298 00:20:15,211 --> 00:20:18,339 I knew it. If only I had nagged more. 299 00:20:18,448 --> 00:20:23,385 God is angry. We've made a false idol of this Brad Goodman. 300 00:20:23,486 --> 00:20:26,046 No. You must not blame yourself, Reverend. 301 00:20:26,155 --> 00:20:28,885 You must blame that little boy. He started it all. 302 00:20:28,991 --> 00:20:30,891 - Get him! - Eep. 303 00:20:35,298 --> 00:20:37,425 - Here, boy. In here. - Huh? 304 00:20:41,904 --> 00:20:44,372 Hold on, Son. 305 00:20:55,284 --> 00:20:57,946 So long, suckers. 306 00:20:58,054 --> 00:21:01,023 Damn. They're very slowly getting away. 307 00:21:01,124 --> 00:21:04,389 - They're heading for the old mill. - No, we're not. 308 00:21:04,494 --> 00:21:07,122 Well, let's go to the old mill anyway, get some cider. 309 00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:09,698 - That's a good idea. - Let's get some cider. 310 00:21:11,534 --> 00:21:15,994 Aw, boy. If only Bart had been a better role model for everyone. 311 00:21:16,105 --> 00:21:18,130 That's not fair. The lesson here is that... 312 00:21:18,241 --> 00:21:21,733 self-improvement is better left to people who live in big cities. 313 00:21:21,844 --> 00:21:25,644 No. Self-improvement can be achieved, but not with a quick fix. 314 00:21:25,748 --> 00:21:29,081 It's a long, arduous journey of personal and spiritual discovery. 315 00:21:29,185 --> 00:21:32,643 That's what I've been saying. We're all fine the way we are. 316 00:21:32,755 --> 00:21:34,655 Ooh, it's that new show... 317 00:21:34,757 --> 00:21:37,555 about the policeman who solves crimes in his spare time. 318 00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:41,289 - Crank it, Homer. - You busted up that crack house pretty bad, McGonigle. 319 00:21:41,397 --> 00:21:43,865 Did you really have to break so much furniture? 320 00:21:43,966 --> 00:21:47,663 You tell me, Chief. You had a pretty good view from behind your desk. 321 00:21:47,770 --> 00:21:51,399 Ah, McGonigle eases the pain. 322 00:21:51,507 --> 00:21:55,466 - You're off the case, McGonigle. - You're off your case, Chief. 323 00:21:55,578 --> 00:21:57,546 What does that mean exactly? 324 00:21:57,647 --> 00:22:00,115 It means he gets results, you stupid chief!. 325 00:22:00,216 --> 00:22:02,418 - Dad, sit down. - Oh, I'm sorry. 326 00:22:47,430 --> 00:22:49,398 Shh!