1 00:00:38,019 --> 00:00:41,388 This romance is so full of heartfelt passion. 2 00:00:41,564 --> 00:00:45,350 I can really identify with this corn-fed heroine. 3 00:00:45,569 --> 00:00:47,313 Homer, are you awake? 4 00:00:47,487 --> 00:00:49,861 This is important. Give me some sign you're awake. 5 00:00:50,908 --> 00:00:53,316 -Wake up! -What's wrong? 6 00:00:53,494 --> 00:00:55,653 House run away? Dog's on fire? 7 00:00:55,830 --> 00:00:59,413 Homie, do you think that the romance has gone out of our lives? 8 00:01:00,334 --> 00:01:02,459 Wake up! 9 00:01:02,629 --> 00:01:05,250 Marge, it's 3 a.m., and I worked all day. 10 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:07,956 It's 9:30 p.m., and you spent your whole Saturday... 11 00:01:08,134 --> 00:01:10,376 ...drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool. 12 00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:13,595 There you are. 13 00:01:13,765 --> 00:01:15,224 Thought you could get away, huh? 14 00:01:15,434 --> 00:01:17,759 Homer, young people learn about love from adults. 15 00:01:17,937 --> 00:01:22,184 We've been setting a terrible example for our children and the community. 16 00:01:22,358 --> 00:01:26,309 I want us to deal with the issues raised by this book. 17 00:01:29,366 --> 00:01:31,774 We shouldn't have put a fireplace in the bedroom. 18 00:02:05,196 --> 00:02:08,316 How many times can you laugh at that cat getting hit by the moon? 19 00:02:08,532 --> 00:02:09,861 It's a new episode. 20 00:02:10,034 --> 00:02:12,787 Not exactly. They pieced it together from old shows. 21 00:02:12,954 --> 00:02:16,371 And it seems new to the trusting eyes of impressionable youth. 22 00:02:16,583 --> 00:02:19,418 -Really? -Ren & Stimpy do it all the time. 23 00:02:19,628 --> 00:02:23,164 Yes, and when was the last you heard anyone talk about Hen & Stimpy? 24 00:02:23,340 --> 00:02:26,757 Children, your father and I have fed you and clothed you... 25 00:02:26,927 --> 00:02:29,716 ...but we've neglected something more important. 26 00:02:29,930 --> 00:02:32,055 It's time to learn about love. 27 00:02:32,266 --> 00:02:34,141 No need. We already learned in school. 28 00:02:34,519 --> 00:02:36,310 This is Fuzzy Bunny. 29 00:02:36,521 --> 00:02:41,397 About a year ago he noticed his voice was changing. He had terrible acne... 30 00:02:41,568 --> 00:02:47,524 ...and had in! where there was no in! before. He also noticed Fluffy Bunny. 31 00:02:47,741 --> 00:02:49,533 Boring. 32 00:02:49,743 --> 00:02:53,789 Fuzzy went to the park, the ice-cream social, the boat show... 33 00:02:53,956 --> 00:02:58,287 ...and other wholesome activities. They never ruined their fun... 34 00:02:58,461 --> 00:03:01,830 ...by giving in to their throbbing biological urges. 35 00:03:02,006 --> 00:03:03,964 Then came the big day. 36 00:03:04,134 --> 00:03:09,045 Fluffy and Fuzzy got married. That night came the honeymoon. 37 00:03:10,933 --> 00:03:12,309 She's faking it. 38 00:03:12,518 --> 00:03:15,769 I mean romance, not love. 39 00:03:15,980 --> 00:03:17,226 Mom, romance is dead. 40 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:20,442 It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney... 41 00:03:20,651 --> 00:03:23,356 ...homogenized and sold off piece by piece. 42 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:27,949 That's not true! Romance is all around us, in our neighborhoods. 43 00:03:29,244 --> 00:03:31,404 Even at our jobs. 44 00:03:41,132 --> 00:03:45,509 All you have to do is think about your most cherished memories. 45 00:03:46,763 --> 00:03:49,005 -Moe's Tavern. -Hello, is Al there? 46 00:03:49,182 --> 00:03:51,935 -Al? -Yeah, Al. Last name, Coholic. 47 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:53,520 Let me check. 48 00:03:53,729 --> 00:03:56,350 Phone call for Al. Al Coholic. 49 00:03:56,565 --> 00:03:58,641 Jock Strap. 50 00:03:58,859 --> 00:04:00,651 Is I.P. Freely here? 51 00:04:00,861 --> 00:04:04,444 Hey, is there a Butts here? Seymour Butts? 52 00:04:05,241 --> 00:04:07,732 Homer Sexual! Mike Rotch! 53 00:04:07,952 --> 00:04:09,578 Amanda Huggenkiss! 54 00:04:09,788 --> 00:04:12,029 Hugh Jass. Ivana Tinkle. 55 00:04:12,248 --> 00:04:15,535 I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt... 56 00:04:15,752 --> 00:04:19,538 ...and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt. 57 00:04:19,757 --> 00:04:21,133 No, no! 58 00:04:21,300 --> 00:04:25,512 No, ask your heart what its fondest desire is. 59 00:04:28,182 --> 00:04:30,389 Chocolate. 60 00:04:31,269 --> 00:04:33,393 Invisible cola. 61 00:04:34,189 --> 00:04:36,479 Forbidden donut. 62 00:04:37,734 --> 00:04:39,645 "Sacrilicious." 63 00:04:41,154 --> 00:04:42,317 Snouts. 64 00:04:42,990 --> 00:04:44,318 Free goo. 65 00:04:45,492 --> 00:04:46,951 Something. 66 00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:49,195 No, think about people... 67 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:53,287 ...about moments in your life that have been very romantic. 68 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:54,533 Oh, okay. 69 00:04:57,797 --> 00:05:01,583 That's not the idea at all. 70 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:08,051 Okay. Well, this story isn't ideal. I've never told it to you before. 71 00:05:08,392 --> 00:05:12,806 I got a thoughtless birthday present from someone who shall remain nameless. 72 00:05:16,442 --> 00:05:18,768 I went to the bowling alley to spite him. Or her. 73 00:05:31,125 --> 00:05:34,661 -I'm awfully sorry. -Entirely my fault. 74 00:05:34,879 --> 00:05:36,504 It is nice to meet you... 75 00:05:37,799 --> 00:05:39,294 ...Homer. 76 00:05:39,467 --> 00:05:44,462 No, no. Homer is my ball's name. I'm Marge. 77 00:05:49,019 --> 00:05:54,062 Your fingers are slender, so feminine. They're too tapered for this ball. 78 00:05:54,233 --> 00:05:57,602 You need something lighter, more delicate. 79 00:05:57,820 --> 00:06:02,696 -Here, use my ball. -No, thank you, Mister...Brunswick. 80 00:06:02,909 --> 00:06:05,151 -Call me Jacques. -Jacques. 81 00:06:05,370 --> 00:06:06,746 Marge. 82 00:06:07,789 --> 00:06:09,949 May I ask you a bold question? 83 00:06:10,125 --> 00:06:11,916 -Sure. -You've never bowled? 84 00:06:12,085 --> 00:06:13,414 -Never. -No. 85 00:06:13,629 --> 00:06:15,919 -No. -Then I will teach you. 86 00:06:16,090 --> 00:06:19,293 -I don't want to trouble you. -Not at all. I'm a professional. 87 00:06:19,510 --> 00:06:21,716 Roll the ball, Marge. Let me see your form. 88 00:06:21,887 --> 00:06:24,890 All right. But I'm not very good. 89 00:06:27,852 --> 00:06:31,352 I can hit the one pin, but the rest of them don't even wobble. 90 00:06:31,523 --> 00:06:33,682 I can help you, Marge. Pick up the ball. 91 00:06:33,900 --> 00:06:36,190 Pick up Homer. Pick him up. 92 00:06:38,363 --> 00:06:39,859 -Now throw. -But-- 93 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:42,108 Throw, damn you. 94 00:06:46,581 --> 00:06:48,989 You're a very good teacher. 95 00:06:50,418 --> 00:06:53,040 -Here we are. -You didn't have to drop me off. 96 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:54,625 But I wanted to. 97 00:06:54,798 --> 00:06:58,879 Marge, do you know how beautiful you look in the moonlight? 98 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:02,505 -Jacques, I'm a married woman. -I know, I know. 99 00:07:02,681 --> 00:07:08,056 My mind says stop, but my heart and my hips cry, "Proceed!" 100 00:07:09,355 --> 00:07:11,562 Darling, I want to see you tomorrow. 101 00:07:11,733 --> 00:07:13,975 -Meet me tomorrow for brunch. -What's brunch? 102 00:07:14,194 --> 00:07:16,685 You'd love it. It's not quite breakfast or lunch... 103 00:07:16,863 --> 00:07:19,901 ...but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. 104 00:07:20,117 --> 00:07:23,818 You don't get what you would at breakfast, but you get a good meal. 105 00:07:23,996 --> 00:07:26,238 He seemed to know a lot about brunch. 106 00:07:26,415 --> 00:07:29,453 But it turned all! he wasn't interested in brunch at all. 107 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:35,416 Your laughter is like music but if you laugh at what I say next, I will die. 108 00:07:35,591 --> 00:07:39,377 For I am about to say something very serious, perhaps shocking. 109 00:07:39,596 --> 00:07:43,048 Marge, my darling, I want you to meet with me again. 110 00:07:43,225 --> 00:07:46,476 -That doesn't shock me. -Away from prying eyes. 111 00:07:46,645 --> 00:07:50,098 At my apartment, the Fiesta Terrace. 112 00:07:52,526 --> 00:07:54,768 Marge, speak to me! 113 00:07:55,530 --> 00:07:57,404 Is Thursday okay? 114 00:08:10,879 --> 00:08:13,335 Thank goodness I drove down that ironic street. 115 00:08:14,675 --> 00:08:19,421 I made the right decision to stay with my Homie, and there was no harm done. 116 00:08:20,681 --> 00:08:24,383 So if you mentally snip out the part where I already had a husband... 117 00:08:24,561 --> 00:08:26,934 ...that's my idea of romance. 118 00:08:27,147 --> 00:08:30,184 Marge, I want you to stop seeing this Jacques. 119 00:08:30,359 --> 00:08:31,817 You can let him down gently... 120 00:08:31,985 --> 00:08:35,652 ...but over the next couple of months, I want you to break it off. 121 00:08:35,823 --> 00:08:37,400 Okay, Homer. 122 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:39,576 That was a close one, kids. 123 00:08:42,205 --> 00:08:46,203 Okay, Marge. As long as we're traumatizing the kids... 124 00:08:46,376 --> 00:08:49,378 ...I have a scandalous story of my own. 125 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:53,963 Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your new coworker, Mindy Simmons. 126 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,258 She has a degree in engineering or something. 127 00:08:56,428 --> 00:08:57,591 Hi. How's it going? 128 00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,632 -Oh, pleased to meet you. -Yeah, ditto. 129 00:08:59,848 --> 00:09:01,177 Hi. 130 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:07,188 Homer, what's the matter? 131 00:09:07,357 --> 00:09:10,394 Ain't you never seen a naked chick riding a clam before? 132 00:09:11,569 --> 00:09:13,028 Gotta go! 133 00:09:17,826 --> 00:09:21,742 I made it the whole day without seeing her again. 134 00:09:22,581 --> 00:09:25,334 I mean, "Hello!" 135 00:09:25,626 --> 00:09:27,667 I guess we'll be going down together. 136 00:09:27,837 --> 00:09:30,376 -I mean, getting off togeth-- I mean-- -That's okay. 137 00:09:30,548 --> 00:09:34,297 I'll just push the button for the stimulator-- I mean, elevator. 138 00:09:34,469 --> 00:09:37,886 Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, 139 00:09:46,148 --> 00:09:47,809 Well, this is my floor. 140 00:09:51,487 --> 00:09:52,816 See you tomorrow! 141 00:09:53,031 --> 00:09:56,530 I tried to avoid her, but we were sent to a nuclear convention together. 142 00:10:02,082 --> 00:10:03,743 TV's there. Bathroom's there. 143 00:10:03,917 --> 00:10:06,207 And there's your king-size bed for: 144 00:10:13,803 --> 00:10:15,084 -Hubba-hubba. -Stop that. 145 00:10:15,263 --> 00:10:18,846 I love my wife and family. All I'll use this bed for is sleeping, eating... 146 00:10:19,017 --> 00:10:21,686 ...and maybe building a little fort. That's it! 147 00:10:21,895 --> 00:10:26,771 Homer, I got a really wicked idea that could get us into a lot of trouble. 148 00:10:26,942 --> 00:10:31,688 -Mindy. We have to fight our temptation. -No, Homer. 149 00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:33,525 Let's do it. 150 00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:35,609 Let's call room service! 151 00:10:38,412 --> 00:10:40,619 Someone's charging room service to the company. 152 00:10:40,832 --> 00:10:43,916 Well, we'll just see about that. 153 00:10:44,586 --> 00:10:48,833 Fly, my pretties. Fly! 154 00:10:54,388 --> 00:10:56,096 Continue the research. 155 00:10:58,601 --> 00:11:00,807 Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastard! 156 00:11:00,978 --> 00:11:03,683 -Get bent! -No more Chernobyls! 157 00:11:03,856 --> 00:11:06,016 Go to hell! 158 00:11:06,818 --> 00:11:09,060 I was doing my best to resist her... 159 00:11:09,237 --> 00:11:13,105 ...but at dinner, the fortune cookie predicted doom. 160 00:11:15,786 --> 00:11:18,277 "You will find happiness with a new love." 161 00:11:18,455 --> 00:11:22,453 -This was a really nice night, Homer. -Yeah, yeah. 162 00:11:24,587 --> 00:11:28,538 -What's wrong? -Oh, yeah, like you don't know. 163 00:11:28,716 --> 00:11:31,587 We're gonna have sex. 164 00:11:31,803 --> 00:11:35,968 -Well, we don't have to. -Yes, we do. 165 00:11:36,141 --> 00:11:37,968 The cookie told me so. 166 00:11:38,185 --> 00:11:41,223 Well, desserts aren't always right. 167 00:11:41,438 --> 00:11:42,981 But they're so sweet. 168 00:11:43,190 --> 00:11:44,851 Homer... 169 00:11:45,651 --> 00:11:47,858 ...you know how I feel. 170 00:11:48,071 --> 00:11:50,645 So it's up to you. 171 00:11:51,157 --> 00:11:55,488 Look in your heart. I think you'll see what you want. 172 00:12:10,470 --> 00:12:12,380 Oh, baby. 173 00:12:13,222 --> 00:12:16,889 This was a wonderful idea, Homie. 174 00:12:17,644 --> 00:12:20,563 -What happened to Mindy? -Yes, what did happen to her? 175 00:12:20,772 --> 00:12:22,979 She hit the bottle hard and lost her job. 176 00:12:23,483 --> 00:12:26,936 Good. Does anyone else have a love story? 177 00:12:27,154 --> 00:12:31,485 Yes, I do. And just like your love stories, it's tragic and filled with hurt feelings... 178 00:12:31,659 --> 00:12:33,403 ...and scars that will never heal. 179 00:12:33,828 --> 00:12:36,533 It started, appropriately enough, with an innocent boy... 180 00:12:36,748 --> 00:12:39,666 ...being embarrassed on Valentine's Day. 181 00:12:44,256 --> 00:12:46,665 Poor Ralph. 182 00:12:47,509 --> 00:12:49,585 Here you go, Ralph. 183 00:12:51,430 --> 00:12:55,428 -You "choo-choo-choose" me? -Happy Valentine's. 184 00:12:59,898 --> 00:13:02,271 It was an unusually warm February 14th... 185 00:13:02,484 --> 00:13:04,975 ...so the children walked home without jackets. 186 00:13:05,195 --> 00:13:08,861 Can I walk you home, valentine? 187 00:13:09,074 --> 00:13:10,569 Sure, I guess. 188 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:14,446 That valentine sure was funny. 189 00:13:14,622 --> 00:13:16,117 Glad you liked it. 190 00:13:16,332 --> 00:13:22,169 It says "choo-choo-choose" me, and there's a picture of a train. 191 00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:24,871 Yeah, nice gag. 192 00:13:27,135 --> 00:13:28,761 So... 193 00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:32,388 ...do you like stuff? 194 00:13:35,019 --> 00:13:40,476 The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of it. 195 00:13:40,691 --> 00:13:43,361 Well, here's my house. 196 00:13:50,285 --> 00:13:53,323 Oh, no. It's a package from Ralph. 197 00:13:55,374 --> 00:13:58,292 A Malibu Stacy convertible! 198 00:13:58,502 --> 00:14:02,002 "Look in the tunk." He must mean "trunk." 199 00:14:04,967 --> 00:14:07,756 Tickets to the Krusty Anniversary Show! 200 00:14:08,179 --> 00:14:11,264 It's the Krusty the Clown 29th Anniversary Show! 201 00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:16,980 Thank you, thank you! 202 00:14:17,397 --> 00:14:21,230 -Lisa, you want a bite of my ice cream? -No, thanks. 203 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:23,733 Send it this way, boy. 204 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,782 Nothing gets chocolate out. See? 205 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,241 Now, for my favorite part of the show-- 206 00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:34,456 What does that say? "Talk to the audience"? 207 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:38,581 Oh, God, this is always death. All right. 208 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,002 Oh, no. Please don't show me with Ralph. 209 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,837 -What's your name, son? -Ralph. 210 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:48,054 -And is this your girlfriend, Ralph? -Yes! 211 00:14:48,264 --> 00:14:52,310 I love Lisa Simpson! And when I grow up, I'm going to marry her. 212 00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:54,808 No! 213 00:14:55,021 --> 00:14:58,308 Now, you listen to me! I don't like you! I never liked you! 214 00:14:58,525 --> 00:15:00,601 The only reason I gave you that valentine... 215 00:15:00,819 --> 00:15:02,943 ...is because nobody else would! 216 00:15:03,113 --> 00:15:07,278 Watch this. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half. 217 00:15:08,202 --> 00:15:11,987 And now! 218 00:15:15,293 --> 00:15:18,461 Lisa, not all romances turn out that way. 219 00:15:18,671 --> 00:15:22,457 Bart, do you have a love story that doesn't end in heartbreak? 220 00:15:22,676 --> 00:15:24,134 Yes, I do. 221 00:15:24,344 --> 00:15:28,046 The only girl I ever loved invited me up to the tree house. 222 00:15:28,265 --> 00:15:31,267 She had something very important to tell me. 223 00:15:32,603 --> 00:15:36,020 I'm so happy, I just had to tell someone. 224 00:15:36,232 --> 00:15:37,858 I have a boyfriend. 225 00:15:41,362 --> 00:15:43,486 You won't be needing this. 226 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,491 Wait, that did end in heartbreak. 227 00:15:55,711 --> 00:15:58,167 Thanks for opening up old wounds, Ma. 228 00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:10,550 Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say: 229 00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:14,387 "There's a whole lot of frowning going on." 230 00:16:18,235 --> 00:16:20,691 Mom, doesn't any love story have a happy ending? 231 00:16:20,905 --> 00:16:24,986 Of course. Remember when... 232 00:16:25,243 --> 00:16:28,078 ...your Aunt Selma got married? 233 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:32,162 -Good. -Soon I will kill you. 234 00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:33,871 Wait, wait, that's no good. 235 00:16:34,086 --> 00:16:37,372 I know. Your grandfather, remember? 236 00:16:37,548 --> 00:16:39,209 It started on an outing for dinner. 237 00:16:41,969 --> 00:16:43,962 Say, I've got a neat idea. 238 00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:47,300 Why don't you go in and pick up my mother, and we'll go out to dinner. 239 00:16:47,517 --> 00:16:50,138 I'll be back in a jiffy. 240 00:16:54,065 --> 00:16:55,394 That's not my mother. 241 00:16:55,609 --> 00:16:58,100 I'll be back in a jiffy. 242 00:16:59,363 --> 00:17:01,818 Can I come too? 243 00:17:07,329 --> 00:17:11,031 They hit it off right away, but there were rivals for the fair lady's hand. 244 00:17:11,209 --> 00:17:15,456 My favorite song. This is so nice. 245 00:17:15,672 --> 00:17:19,800 I can't remember when I've felt this young. 246 00:17:20,385 --> 00:17:22,675 I really can't. 247 00:17:25,891 --> 00:17:28,726 Say, sport, mind if I have the next dance? 248 00:17:28,936 --> 00:17:31,890 What the--? Don't sneak up on a-- Aren't you...? 249 00:17:32,106 --> 00:17:36,900 No need for the blown gasket, Charlie. I'll have her back in one piece. 250 00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:54,661 But in the end, just when things [naked worst, true love triumphed. 251 00:17:56,883 --> 00:18:00,252 Do you, Jacqueline Bouvier, take this man... 252 00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:03,638 ...to be your lawfully wedded husband? 253 00:18:03,848 --> 00:18:06,933 Oh, Monty, my favorite song. How did--? 254 00:18:07,144 --> 00:18:10,014 I specifically requested no romantic music. What--? 255 00:18:10,230 --> 00:18:12,852 Mrs. Bouvier! 256 00:18:13,067 --> 00:18:15,937 Mrs. Bouvier! 257 00:18:17,446 --> 00:18:20,068 Mrs. Bouvier! 258 00:18:20,283 --> 00:18:23,735 Honey, are you sure you wanna be Mrs. Montgomery Burns? 259 00:18:23,953 --> 00:18:28,616 Wouldn't you rather be Mrs. Abraham J. Simpson? 260 00:18:28,792 --> 00:18:30,204 No. 261 00:18:31,586 --> 00:18:34,078 -I don't wanna be either. -Hot diggety damn! 262 00:18:34,298 --> 00:18:36,457 That's good enough for me. 263 00:18:51,566 --> 00:18:53,393 That doesn't seem like a happy ending. 264 00:18:53,735 --> 00:18:56,855 That seems more like a detached tale of modern alienation. 265 00:18:57,072 --> 00:19:01,367 I give up. Did anybody learn anything about love tonight? 266 00:19:01,577 --> 00:19:03,618 Yeah, learned it screws everybody up. 267 00:19:03,829 --> 00:19:07,911 Well, there's that side of it. But there's also... 268 00:19:08,126 --> 00:19:09,585 Help me out here, Lisa. 269 00:19:09,794 --> 00:19:11,787 Sorry, Mom. I've decided to save my love... 270 00:19:12,005 --> 00:19:16,170 ...for someone who's guaranteed not to reject me. Soon, Cory, soon. 271 00:19:20,389 --> 00:19:23,426 Well, kids, I tried. 272 00:19:23,642 --> 00:19:26,051 -But maybe you're right. -Wait a minute, Marge. 273 00:19:26,270 --> 00:19:30,316 Love isn't hopeless. Look, maybe I'm no expert on the subject... 274 00:19:30,525 --> 00:19:33,443 ...but there was one time I got it right. 275 00:19:33,611 --> 00:19:38,571 Artie, I don't know. It was a beautiful evening. Let's not ruin it. 276 00:19:38,784 --> 00:19:41,192 -Just this. -Artie, please. 277 00:19:41,370 --> 00:19:46,365 -Come on, kiss me. Please. -No, really, I mean it! Now stop it! 278 00:19:48,294 --> 00:19:50,963 -I'm sorry, Marge. -Take me home. 279 00:20:01,975 --> 00:20:06,306 I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anybody about my busy hands. 280 00:20:06,522 --> 00:20:09,773 Not so much for myself, but I'm so respected... 281 00:20:09,984 --> 00:20:14,195 ...it would damage the town to hear it. Good night. 282 00:20:14,405 --> 00:20:15,983 Yeah, right. 283 00:20:21,246 --> 00:20:25,244 Shut up! I'm over as far as I can go! 284 00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:30,204 All right! All right! I'll walk in the mud! 285 00:20:31,382 --> 00:20:32,840 -Homer? -Marge? 286 00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:35,672 -Yeah. You want a ride? -Sure. 287 00:20:37,722 --> 00:20:42,017 When I got home, I realized who I should've gone with. 288 00:20:42,227 --> 00:20:44,184 Who? 289 00:20:44,396 --> 00:20:48,892 -Hi, prom date. -Marge, pour vous. 290 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:54,903 -Why so glum? -I got a problem. 291 00:20:56,158 --> 00:21:00,323 Once you stop this car, I'm gonna hug you and kiss you... 292 00:21:00,538 --> 00:21:02,947 ...and I'll never let you go. 293 00:21:03,791 --> 00:21:05,702 Your first kiss. 294 00:21:05,919 --> 00:21:08,125 But not the last. 295 00:21:23,229 --> 00:21:25,602 Homie. 296 00:21:28,860 --> 00:21:33,107 See, kids? That's what I meant by romance.