1 00:00:28,595 --> 00:00:33,008 Hello, I'm Kent Brockman, and this is Eye an Springfield. 2 00:01:09,508 --> 00:01:12,296 Tonight, Springfield's answer to the Benedictine monks: 3 00:01:12,469 --> 00:01:14,462 The rapping rabbis. 4 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:17,681 Don't eat pork Nut even with a fork 5 00:01:17,849 --> 00:01:19,308 Can't touch this 6 00:01:19,517 --> 00:01:21,060 Marge, are we Jewish? 7 00:01:21,269 --> 00:01:23,345 No, Homer. 8 00:01:26,274 --> 00:01:28,943 -But first, we all stink. -We all-- Hey! 9 00:01:29,110 --> 00:01:34,152 According to a survey ranking Springfield as the least popular city in America. 10 00:01:34,323 --> 00:01:36,067 In science, dead last. 11 00:01:36,241 --> 00:01:40,655 I'm telling you people, the Earth revolves around the sun. 12 00:01:40,829 --> 00:01:42,288 Bum him! 13 00:01:43,665 --> 00:01:47,117 -What a story. -You've stolen my soul! 14 00:01:47,335 --> 00:01:49,162 In culture, dead last. 15 00:01:49,379 --> 00:01:54,373 Eleanor, we've got to do something about this depression. So I propose- 16 00:01:54,550 --> 00:01:57,469 Oh, that's right. I'm crippled. 17 00:01:57,678 --> 00:02:00,762 This is terrible. People will start to avoid Springfield. 18 00:02:00,973 --> 00:02:03,382 But what can I do? I'm just... 19 00:02:03,559 --> 00:02:06,477 -...one man. -I think we should call a town meeting. 20 00:02:06,645 --> 00:02:09,350 If we don't do something soon, we won't get any tourists. 21 00:02:09,523 --> 00:02:11,896 No tourists? I'll be ruined. 22 00:02:13,693 --> 00:02:16,564 Maps to movie stars' homes! 23 00:02:24,036 --> 00:02:26,789 Excuse me, are you Drew Barrymore? 24 00:02:26,956 --> 00:02:29,245 What? Get out of here. I'm hung-over. 25 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:31,991 -Sorry, Miss Barrymore. -What? 26 00:02:34,046 --> 00:02:36,916 Are there any suggestions for how to attract more tourism? 27 00:02:38,467 --> 00:02:42,927 The easiest way to be popular is to leech off the popularity of others. 28 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:48,470 So we propose changing our name from Springfield to Seinfeld. 29 00:02:50,228 --> 00:02:52,802 I may be just a boy, but I have an idea. 30 00:02:52,980 --> 00:02:55,270 If I may, I'd like to show you a few slides. 31 00:02:55,482 --> 00:02:57,274 Springfield as it appears from space. 32 00:02:57,484 --> 00:03:00,983 Somewhere in this windy valley is the Lost Dutchman's Mine. 33 00:03:01,154 --> 00:03:04,239 Young man, that appears to be a picture of your rear end. 34 00:03:04,449 --> 00:03:06,276 So long, suckers. 35 00:03:08,953 --> 00:03:12,536 This is the last time I use an escape plan devised by Milhouse. 36 00:03:12,790 --> 00:03:14,119 Sorry, Bart. 37 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:17,419 I'm Marge Simpson, and I have an idea. 38 00:03:17,587 --> 00:03:18,749 Oh, no. 39 00:03:19,422 --> 00:03:20,798 Marge is gonna say something. 40 00:03:21,006 --> 00:03:23,759 Now, I know you haven't liked some of my past suggestions. 41 00:03:23,926 --> 00:03:25,801 Like switching to the metric system. 42 00:03:25,969 --> 00:03:29,967 The metric system is the tool of the devil! 43 00:03:30,182 --> 00:03:36,137 My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it! 44 00:03:36,354 --> 00:03:38,430 The old person's remarks will be stricken. 45 00:03:38,606 --> 00:03:39,935 Who said that? 46 00:03:40,149 --> 00:03:41,561 But my new idea is different. 47 00:03:41,734 --> 00:03:45,981 I think we should hold a film festival and give out prizes. 48 00:03:46,197 --> 00:03:48,071 Could we make movies and enter them? 49 00:03:48,282 --> 00:03:51,651 -Yes. -At last, an excuse to wear makeup. 50 00:03:51,869 --> 00:03:54,739 All in favor of Marge Simpson's film-festival idea? 51 00:03:54,955 --> 00:03:57,529 Film festival! Film festival! 52 00:03:57,749 --> 00:04:01,083 You like my idea? Actually, I have several others. 53 00:04:01,294 --> 00:04:04,581 Don't push your luck! Don't push your luck! 54 00:04:06,507 --> 00:04:07,919 And action. 55 00:04:08,134 --> 00:04:09,711 Hello, I'm Bart Simpson. 56 00:04:09,886 --> 00:04:13,421 In the past. I've brought you such classic films as Homer in the Shower... 57 00:04:13,597 --> 00:04:14,974 ...and Home! on the Toilet. 58 00:04:15,141 --> 00:04:19,305 And now I give you The Eternal Struggle. 59 00:04:20,145 --> 00:04:24,143 Relaxed fit, my Aunt Fanny. Stupid Dockers. 60 00:04:24,316 --> 00:04:28,017 Oh, the belt is buckled. 61 00:04:31,781 --> 00:04:33,905 Now, Maude, in our movie, you lay baby Moses in the basket... 62 00:04:34,075 --> 00:04:35,866 ...then put it among the reeds, okay? 63 00:04:36,077 --> 00:04:37,654 Lights, camera... 64 00:04:37,829 --> 00:04:40,830 ...act-diddily-dotilly-doodilly action Jackson. 65 00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:48,167 Help me! 66 00:04:52,050 --> 00:04:53,676 Flanders to God Flanders to God 67 00:04:53,844 --> 00:04:57,094 Get off your cloud and save my Todd 68 00:05:04,687 --> 00:05:07,308 -Thanks, God. -Okely-dokely. 69 00:05:07,523 --> 00:05:08,851 What you doing, Ma? 70 00:05:09,024 --> 00:05:11,398 Looking for a film critic to judge our festival. 71 00:05:11,610 --> 00:05:14,149 Did you know there are over 600 critics on TV... 72 00:05:14,321 --> 00:05:17,654 ...and Leonard Maltin is the best-looking of them all? 73 00:05:17,866 --> 00:05:22,528 Welcome in Coming Attractions. I'm your best, Jay Sherman. Thank you. 74 00:05:22,746 --> 00:05:27,491 Tonight we review an aging Cherries Bronson in Death Wish IX. 75 00:05:27,667 --> 00:05:30,502 I wish I was dead. 76 00:05:30,711 --> 00:05:33,381 But first we have a special guest, Rainier Wolfcastle... 77 00:05:33,547 --> 00:05:37,498 ...star of the reprehensible McBain movies. 78 00:05:37,718 --> 00:05:40,886 Jay, my new film is a mix of action und comedy. 79 00:05:41,054 --> 00:05:44,637 It's called McBain: Let's Get Silly. 80 00:05:44,850 --> 00:05:49,394 Did you ever notice how men always leave the mile! seat up? 81 00:05:49,562 --> 00:05:53,893 -That's the joke. -You suck, McBain! 82 00:05:56,110 --> 00:05:58,435 Now my Woody Allen impression. 83 00:05:58,613 --> 00:06:02,314 I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls. 84 00:06:02,491 --> 00:06:04,864 Hey, that really sucked! 85 00:06:08,330 --> 00:06:11,996 The film is just me in from of a brick wall for an hour and a half. 86 00:06:12,167 --> 00:06:14,706 It cost $80 million. 87 00:06:14,878 --> 00:06:16,753 How do you sleep a! night? 88 00:06:16,921 --> 00:06:20,753 On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies. 89 00:06:20,925 --> 00:06:23,131 Just asking. 90 00:06:23,344 --> 00:06:25,883 I like him. He's smart, he's sensitive. 91 00:06:26,055 --> 00:06:28,464 He's not obsessed with his physical appearance. 92 00:06:28,641 --> 00:06:30,266 My ears are burning. 93 00:06:30,476 --> 00:06:32,849 I wasn't talking about you, Dad. 94 00:06:33,062 --> 00:06:36,680 No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside, so I lit a Q-Tip. 95 00:06:38,233 --> 00:06:41,068 Dear Mr. Sherman, on behalf of the people of Springfield... 96 00:06:41,236 --> 00:06:44,605 ...I would like to invite you to judge our film festival. 97 00:06:44,781 --> 00:06:48,399 You can stay with us and enjoy the sights and sounds of the country. 98 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:52,075 -Marge, is this a pimple or a boil? Just a minute, Homer. 99 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:53,575 Look what you made me write. 100 00:06:53,748 --> 00:06:56,785 Anyway, we think you'll really enjoy our quiet little town. 101 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:59,414 Sincerely, Marge Simpson. 102 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:02,457 Do I really wanna leave Manhattan? 103 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:07,299 Sherman, I just realized you insulted me. Now you will die. 104 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,259 Hey, nudnik, your shoe's untied. 105 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:14,636 From here, they appear to be tied. But I will go in for a closer look. 106 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:19,469 Taxi. To the airport! 107 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:26,186 On closer inspection, these are Loafers. 108 00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:33,029 Attention, the flight from New York has arrived. 109 00:07:33,201 --> 00:07:34,779 Hey, I'm landing here. 110 00:07:38,623 --> 00:07:41,197 It's supposed to say Jay's name, not yours. 111 00:07:41,376 --> 00:07:44,080 Oh, you're right. 112 00:07:46,130 --> 00:07:47,791 There you-- 113 00:07:47,965 --> 00:07:51,963 Just a second. Oh, that should-- 114 00:07:52,136 --> 00:07:55,387 Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband, Homer. 115 00:07:55,556 --> 00:07:58,474 Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your hair from the plane. 116 00:07:58,642 --> 00:08:03,221 And you must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil. 117 00:08:03,396 --> 00:08:04,808 It was a gummy bear. 118 00:08:05,774 --> 00:08:09,392 Coming up next, The Flintstones Meet the Jetsons. 119 00:08:09,569 --> 00:08:11,977 I smell another cheap cartoon crossover. 120 00:08:12,155 --> 00:08:15,156 Bart Simpson, meet Jay Sherman the critic. 121 00:08:15,324 --> 00:08:17,614 -Hello. -Hey, man, I really love your show. 122 00:08:17,785 --> 00:08:19,576 I think all kids should watch it. 123 00:08:20,496 --> 00:08:22,406 I suddenly feel so dirty. 124 00:08:27,919 --> 00:08:32,084 I don't know what's happening. It seems our profits have dropped 37 percent. 125 00:08:32,299 --> 00:08:33,627 We have a bad image, sir. 126 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:36,505 Research shows people see you as something of an ogre. 127 00:08:36,719 --> 00:08:39,175 I ought to club them and eat their bones. 128 00:08:39,555 --> 00:08:41,430 Maybe this film festival could help us. 129 00:08:41,599 --> 00:08:44,434 A film biography might let them get to know the real you. 130 00:08:44,643 --> 00:08:47,099 Virtuous, heroic, nubile. 131 00:08:47,271 --> 00:08:49,430 You left out "pleasant." 132 00:08:49,606 --> 00:08:51,848 But I like that film-biography idea. 133 00:08:52,025 --> 00:08:56,320 A slick Hollywood picture to gloss over my evil rise to power... 134 00:08:56,488 --> 00:08:58,232 ...like Bugsy or Working Girl. 135 00:08:58,406 --> 00:09:00,067 Get me Steven Spielberg. 136 00:09:00,283 --> 00:09:04,234 -He's unavailable. -Get his nonunion Mexican equivalent. 137 00:09:04,454 --> 00:09:05,912 Listen, Señor Spielbergo... 138 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:09,414 ...I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler. 139 00:09:13,170 --> 00:09:16,504 Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod. 140 00:09:16,673 --> 00:09:19,711 We're both factory owners. We both made shells for the Nazis. 141 00:09:19,885 --> 00:09:24,013 But mine worked, damn it. Now, go out there and win me that festival! 142 00:09:27,475 --> 00:09:30,014 Homer, the guest should get the last pork chop. 143 00:09:30,228 --> 00:09:32,138 But I'm still hungry. 144 00:09:43,032 --> 00:09:46,531 Mr. Sherman, I understand you have two Pulitzer Prizes. 145 00:09:46,743 --> 00:09:50,077 Well, it's not like I carry them around with me. 146 00:09:50,247 --> 00:09:52,453 It's so hot in here. 147 00:09:52,624 --> 00:09:58,081 Oh, look, here's my People's Choice Award. Five Golden Globes... 148 00:10:00,089 --> 00:10:01,548 Where's my Emmy? 149 00:10:03,342 --> 00:10:05,881 -Thank you. -Yeah, well, I won... 150 00:10:06,053 --> 00:10:09,137 ...the belching contest at work. 151 00:10:11,683 --> 00:10:13,640 Very nice, Homer. 152 00:10:22,152 --> 00:10:25,355 Wow, how many Pulitzer Prize winners can do that? 153 00:10:25,530 --> 00:10:27,487 Just me and Eudora Welty. 154 00:10:28,116 --> 00:10:30,405 I invited my sisters over. 155 00:10:30,576 --> 00:10:33,660 Sisters. Allow me. 156 00:10:37,458 --> 00:10:44,124 So then I said to Woody Allen, "Well. Camus can do, but Sartre is 'smartre." 157 00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:45,834 50 original. 158 00:10:46,007 --> 00:10:47,336 How droll. 159 00:10:47,509 --> 00:10:51,008 Yeah, well. Scooby-Doo can doo-doo... 160 00:10:51,179 --> 00:10:54,596 ...but Jimmy Carter is smarter. 161 00:10:59,478 --> 00:11:03,690 -Okay, Sherman, you're a movie expert. -So tell us, who's gay? 162 00:11:03,899 --> 00:11:05,774 Oh, I don't know. Harvey Fierstein. 163 00:11:05,943 --> 00:11:08,647 -No. -Who else? 164 00:11:10,739 --> 00:11:12,696 MacGyver's gay. 165 00:11:18,705 --> 00:11:21,160 You badmouthed MacGyver, didn't you? 166 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:26,581 What you doing, Marge? 167 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,830 Making the jury list for the film festival. 168 00:11:29,048 --> 00:11:32,666 Mayor Quimby, Krusty, Jay. 169 00:11:32,885 --> 00:11:36,171 Marge, do you respect my intelligence? 170 00:11:37,973 --> 00:11:39,965 -Yes. -Okay. 171 00:11:40,141 --> 00:11:43,759 Wait a minute. Why did it take you so long to say yes? 172 00:11:46,189 --> 00:11:48,680 -No reason. -Okay. 173 00:11:48,858 --> 00:11:51,978 Wait a minute. Are you humoring me? 174 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,357 -Yes. -Okay. 175 00:11:56,532 --> 00:11:58,608 Wait a minute. That's bad! 176 00:11:58,826 --> 00:12:01,661 Look, I know I'm not witty like that critic guy... 177 00:12:01,828 --> 00:12:05,328 ...but does he know all the words to the Oscar Mayer song? 178 00:12:05,499 --> 00:12:09,626 Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener 179 00:12:09,794 --> 00:12:13,330 That is what I'd truly like In be 180 00:12:13,506 --> 00:12:17,254 "Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener 181 00:12:17,426 --> 00:12:24,722 Everyone would be in love with me 182 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:31,308 That's it, Marge. He knows the whole hot-dog song. 183 00:12:31,481 --> 00:12:37,270 Go ahead, sleep with him. I'll just take a lack of your hair to remember you by. 184 00:12:37,445 --> 00:12:39,818 It's just you and me now, lack of hair. 185 00:12:39,989 --> 00:12:41,734 You don't have to do this. 186 00:12:41,949 --> 00:12:44,654 -You think I'm stupid. -I don't think you're stupid. 187 00:12:44,869 --> 00:12:47,408 Prove it. Put me on that film-jury-festival thing. 188 00:12:47,621 --> 00:12:50,540 Fine. You're on the jury. 189 00:12:56,505 --> 00:12:59,209 Sir, the actors are here to audition for the part of you. 190 00:12:59,382 --> 00:13:00,759 Excellent. 191 00:13:03,636 --> 00:13:05,381 Excellent. 192 00:13:06,639 --> 00:13:08,431 -Next. -Excellent. 193 00:13:08,641 --> 00:13:12,140 -Next. -Exactly. 194 00:13:13,187 --> 00:13:14,515 Next. 195 00:13:16,690 --> 00:13:19,810 Oh, it's hopeless. I'll have to play myself. 196 00:13:23,030 --> 00:13:28,024 I thought they were playing The Rocky Horror Picture Show tonight. 197 00:13:28,243 --> 00:13:31,612 Our first film is by Indian director Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. 198 00:13:31,788 --> 00:13:34,955 Bright Lights, Beef Jerky. 199 00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:37,491 Help! Help! Police! 200 00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:40,083 Hey, I got problems of my own right now. Oh, boy. 201 00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:42,710 This is gonna get worse before it gets better. 202 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:49,043 Next, we have Moe the bartender in Moe Better Booze. 203 00:13:50,222 --> 00:13:53,721 Money gets you one more round Drink it down, you stupid clown 204 00:13:53,892 --> 00:13:59,052 Money gets you one more round You're out on your ass 205 00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:01,482 My back! 206 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:06,230 Hans Moleman Productions presents... 207 00:14:06,404 --> 00:14:10,152 ...Man Getting Hit by Football. 208 00:14:16,496 --> 00:14:21,040 This contest is over. Give that man the $10,000! 209 00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:24,004 This isn't America's Funniest Home Videos. 210 00:14:24,212 --> 00:14:30,879 But the ball, his groin. It works on so many levels. 211 00:14:31,511 --> 00:14:32,839 Roll it again. 212 00:14:33,054 --> 00:14:34,880 Next, they're gonna show my movie. 213 00:14:35,056 --> 00:14:37,974 -You made a movie? -I made a movie? 214 00:14:38,142 --> 00:14:41,226 No wonder I was on the cover of Entertainment Weekly. 215 00:14:47,651 --> 00:14:54,021 My name is Barney Gamble. I'm 40, PM single, and I drink. 216 00:15:01,497 --> 00:15:04,202 There's a fine in Othello about a drinker. 217 00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:08,954 Now a sensible man, by and by a fool, and presently a beast. 218 00:15:09,129 --> 00:15:11,798 That pretty well covers it. 219 00:15:16,136 --> 00:15:20,680 It's brilliant. Savagely honest. Tender. He has the soul of a poet. 220 00:15:20,849 --> 00:15:22,177 You're very kind. 221 00:15:22,350 --> 00:15:25,019 Excuse me. Did something crawl down your throat and die? 222 00:15:25,186 --> 00:15:26,681 It didn't die. 223 00:15:26,896 --> 00:15:29,304 My name is Barney, and I'm an alcoholic. 224 00:15:29,523 --> 00:15:31,516 Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting. 225 00:15:31,692 --> 00:15:36,318 Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem? 226 00:15:42,035 --> 00:15:46,579 Don't cry In! me. I'm already dead. 227 00:15:58,634 --> 00:16:00,176 I think we have a winner. 228 00:16:00,344 --> 00:16:02,752 -What'd I miss? -Homer, please pay attention. 229 00:16:02,930 --> 00:16:04,756 There's just one more movie. 230 00:16:17,026 --> 00:16:18,936 Simple villagers, I promise you... 231 00:16:19,153 --> 00:16:22,356 ...I will close plants in America and bring work here. 232 00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:35,368 We did 20 takes, and that was the best one. 233 00:16:35,585 --> 00:16:38,669 Remember, Elliott, I'll be right here. 234 00:16:50,349 --> 00:16:52,805 -Pure egotism. Self-indulgent tripe. 235 00:16:53,018 --> 00:16:56,435 I don't care what they say. I'm going to win this festival. 236 00:17:07,490 --> 00:17:09,614 Drink up, Judah Ben-Hur. 237 00:17:11,411 --> 00:17:15,575 You truly are the king of kings. 238 00:17:16,874 --> 00:17:19,247 Excellent. 239 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,832 Smithers, are they booing me? 240 00:17:24,006 --> 00:17:28,667 No. They're saying, "Boo-urns, Boo-urns." 241 00:17:28,885 --> 00:17:31,460 Are you saying, "Boo," or, "Boo-urns"? 242 00:17:33,848 --> 00:17:36,886 I was saying, "Boo-urns." 243 00:17:41,564 --> 00:17:44,352 All right, it's time to vote for the grand prize. 244 00:17:44,567 --> 00:17:50,106 I vote for Barney Gumble's sensitive yet unfortunately titled film, Pukahantas. 245 00:17:50,322 --> 00:17:52,695 Second! -Well, I vote for Burns' movie. 246 00:17:52,866 --> 00:17:57,410 Me too. Now let's get going. I got a date with Eudora Welty. 247 00:17:58,163 --> 00:18:00,203 Coming, Eudora! 248 00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:06,243 Excellent. Bribing those two judges has paid off. 249 00:18:06,421 --> 00:18:08,046 Like the Miss Teen America pageant. 250 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,548 How can you vote for Burns' movie? 251 00:18:11,717 --> 00:18:16,012 Let's just say it moved me to a bigger house! 252 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:19,881 I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet. Oh, dear. 253 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:23,054 Two to two. Well, Homer, it all comes down to you. 254 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,891 Football in the Groin'. Football in the Groin'.! 255 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:28,514 We're not gonna resolve this deadlock anytime soon. 256 00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:32,025 Why don't we all take a five-minute break. It'll clear our heads. 257 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:36,525 Good idea, Marge. My mind is going a mile a minute. 258 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,659 I knew this would happen. I put you on the jury... 259 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:46,578 -...and you vote for the stupidest film. -I have a right to be on that jury... 260 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,668 ...even though I'm sleeping with the head of the festival. 261 00:18:49,836 --> 00:18:52,671 How many times have I heard Rex Reed say that? 262 00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,755 Great. Now you're gonna make fun of me. 263 00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:56,342 No, Homer. I won't make fun. 264 00:18:56,509 --> 00:18:59,178 But I will suggest there may be better things in life... 265 00:18:59,345 --> 00:19:04,684 ...than seeing a man get hit in the groin with a football. 266 00:19:04,850 --> 00:19:06,179 Well, Homer? 267 00:19:06,352 --> 00:19:10,302 Marge, I've got some serious thinking to do. 268 00:19:13,317 --> 00:19:14,693 Barney's movie had heart. 269 00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:18,312 Eat Football in the Groin had a feather” in the grain. 270 00:19:18,488 --> 00:19:22,190 Don't cry In! me. I'm already dead. 271 00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:25,119 Wow, I'll never drink another beer. 272 00:19:25,286 --> 00:19:26,994 -Beer here. -I'll take 10. 273 00:19:27,455 --> 00:19:29,163 And now to announce the winners. 274 00:19:29,332 --> 00:19:32,665 The award for outstanding animated short goes to... 275 00:19:32,835 --> 00:19:37,995 ...Itchy and Scratchy for their film Four Funerals and a Wedding. 276 00:20:05,949 --> 00:20:08,191 And now the winner of the grand prize. 277 00:20:10,746 --> 00:20:12,323 Barney Gumble! 278 00:20:12,539 --> 00:20:14,164 What? 279 00:20:17,252 --> 00:20:22,590 Homie, you voted for the right movie. I'm glad you were on the jury. 280 00:20:23,925 --> 00:20:28,835 You know something, Marge? It's not that tough being a film cricket. 281 00:20:29,221 --> 00:20:31,630 I've learned I have a gift to share with the world. 282 00:20:31,807 --> 00:20:37,347 From now on, there'll be a new Barnard Gumble. Hardworking, clean and sober. 283 00:20:37,521 --> 00:20:40,640 Congratulations, Barney. And enjoy your grand prize... 284 00:20:40,815 --> 00:20:44,102 ...a lifetime supply of Duff Beer. 285 00:20:44,319 --> 00:20:47,854 Just hook it to my veins! 286 00:20:49,365 --> 00:20:53,446 Goodbye, Mr. Sherman. If I ever play Carnegie Hall, I'll give you a call. 287 00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:55,529 And if you ever want to visit my show-- 288 00:20:55,746 --> 00:20:57,205 We're not gonna be doing that. 289 00:20:57,373 --> 00:20:59,283 I hope you tell your New York friends... 290 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:02,577 ...that people in small towns aren't quite as dumb as they think. 291 00:21:02,753 --> 00:21:05,126 Marge, look. This has spring snakes inside... 292 00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:08,381 ...but the suckers will think it's beer nuts. 293 00:21:08,675 --> 00:21:10,965 Beer nuts. 294 00:21:11,636 --> 00:21:14,839 Well, it was a lovely festival. The best movie won... 295 00:21:15,014 --> 00:21:18,431 ...and Mr. Burns found there are some awards that can't be bought. 296 00:21:18,601 --> 00:21:19,799 And the Oscar goes to... 297 00:21:21,270 --> 00:21:24,769 I've got to win this one. I bribed everyone in Hollywood. 298 00:21:24,982 --> 00:21:28,185 ...George C. Scott in Man Getting Hit by Football. 299 00:21:34,991 --> 00:21:37,364 My groin.