1 00:00:43,041 --> 00:00:46,292 Zounds! I did thee mightily smitely. 2 00:00:48,505 --> 00:00:51,792 "Zounds" is a Renaissance English word, short for "God's wounds"... 3 00:00:52,009 --> 00:00:54,251 ...but "smitely," that's pure Flanders. 4 00:00:55,304 --> 00:00:56,762 Please call a doctor. 5 00:00:57,639 --> 00:01:03,808 -These Renaissance fairs are so boring. -Oh, really? Did you see the loom? 6 00:01:04,605 --> 00:01:06,349 I took loom in high school. 7 00:01:19,203 --> 00:01:21,873 Yon meat 'tis sweet as summer's wafting breeze. 8 00:01:22,081 --> 00:01:24,656 -Can I have some? -Mine ears are open to the pleas... 9 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:26,744 ...of those who speak ye old English. 10 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,455 Sweet maiden of the spit, grant now my been, that I might sup... 11 00:01:30,673 --> 00:01:33,378 -...upon suckling pig this noon. -Whatever. 12 00:01:34,677 --> 00:01:37,632 I've eaten eight different meats. I'm a true Renaissance man. 13 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:43,888 I'll go to the first-aid tent and tell them to plug in ye old stomach pump. 14 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:49,974 Alight your gaze on yonder fabled beasts of yore. 15 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:56,608 Behold the rarest of the rare... 16 00:01:56,784 --> 00:02:01,328 ...the mythological two-headed hound, born with only one head. 17 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:05,833 And here, out of the mists of history, the legendary esquilax: 18 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:11,162 A horse with the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit. 19 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:14,165 It's galloping away. 20 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:16,135 Here, bunny-bunny. Here, bunny. 21 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:17,585 He re " . esquilax " 22 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:32,768 I've been waiting for you, Lisa. 23 00:02:33,238 --> 00:02:35,812 -How did you know my name? -Your nametag. 24 00:02:38,243 --> 00:02:40,319 Would you like to know your future? 25 00:02:40,787 --> 00:02:43,658 Sorry, I don't believe in fortunetelling. I should go. 26 00:02:43,874 --> 00:02:46,709 What's your hurry? Bart, Maggie and Marge are at the joust. 27 00:02:46,877 --> 00:02:49,285 And Homer is heckling the puppet show. 28 00:02:49,504 --> 00:02:52,506 Wow, you can see into the present. 29 00:02:52,716 --> 00:02:55,718 Now we'll see what the future holds. 30 00:02:57,679 --> 00:02:59,756 -The death card? -No, that's good. 31 00:02:59,932 --> 00:03:03,052 It means transition, change. 32 00:03:04,478 --> 00:03:05,760 That's cute. 33 00:03:05,938 --> 00:03:07,184 The happy squirrel. 34 00:03:07,398 --> 00:03:08,857 -That's bad? -Possibly. 35 00:03:09,024 --> 00:03:11,433 The cards are vague and mysterious. 36 00:03:11,610 --> 00:03:15,229 They seem to be revealing the story of your first love. 37 00:03:15,406 --> 00:03:16,948 Do you want me to continue? 38 00:03:18,201 --> 00:03:20,241 -Guess so. -It's 39 00:03:20,411 --> 00:03:22,986 It's coming to me. Yes. 40 00:03:23,164 --> 00:03:27,115 I see an eastern university in the year 2010. 41 00:03:27,293 --> 00:03:31,042 The world has become a very different place. 42 00:03:42,475 --> 00:03:44,682 I can't wait to see that play. 43 00:03:56,156 --> 00:03:58,280 -Hey, watch it. -Watch it. 44 00:03:59,618 --> 00:04:03,284 That man is instantly the most annoying person I've ever met. 45 00:04:03,664 --> 00:04:06,073 A soy-based snack will calm me down. 46 00:04:17,970 --> 00:04:19,881 Him again. 47 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:30,683 Hello. I need Ecosystem of the Marsh by Thompson. 48 00:04:30,859 --> 00:04:34,228 The last copy was just signed out by... 49 00:04:34,404 --> 00:04:36,029 ...Hugh Parkfield. 50 00:04:36,239 --> 00:04:37,781 Oh, there he is. 51 00:04:37,949 --> 00:04:39,906 No. It couldn't be. 52 00:04:42,287 --> 00:04:44,778 Thanks for holding my back while I tied my shoe. 53 00:04:45,499 --> 00:04:48,666 That's the book I need. You'll probably take forever with it too. 54 00:04:48,877 --> 00:04:51,333 -I read faster. -I read at a 78th-grade level. 55 00:04:51,546 --> 00:04:53,208 Right here. 56 00:04:57,136 --> 00:05:00,090 -Finished this page? -Ages ago. 57 00:05:00,681 --> 00:05:02,176 -I'll get the dictionary. -Why? 58 00:05:02,349 --> 00:05:05,268 -You'll see. "Stochastic." -Pertaining to a process... 59 00:05:05,436 --> 00:05:09,102 ...involving a randomly determined sequence of observations. 60 00:05:13,486 --> 00:05:16,737 First, they hate each other. All of a sudden, they love each other. 61 00:05:16,906 --> 00:05:20,691 -Oh, it doesn't make any sense to me. -Of course not. You're a robot. 62 00:05:30,962 --> 00:05:33,964 I never met anyone who so understood the magic of Jim Carrey. 63 00:05:34,132 --> 00:05:37,715 He can make you laugh with no more than a frantic flailing of his limbs. 64 00:05:39,095 --> 00:05:41,006 I can't believe how much we have in common. 65 00:05:41,222 --> 00:05:44,889 We're studying the environment, we're utterly humorless about vegetarianism. 66 00:05:45,060 --> 00:05:46,519 And we both love the Rolling Stones. 67 00:05:48,688 --> 00:05:50,515 Yes. Not for their music but for their tireless efforts... 68 00:05:50,691 --> 00:05:52,482 ...to preserve historic buildings. 69 00:05:52,651 --> 00:05:54,727 Lisa, I can't bear being apart all summer. 70 00:05:54,903 --> 00:05:56,481 Come with me to Parkfield Manor. 71 00:05:56,655 --> 00:06:00,191 I'd love to. Can we get vegetarian meals at your parents' house? 72 00:06:00,409 --> 00:06:02,153 -Yes, we can, Lisa. -That is good. 73 00:06:02,327 --> 00:06:05,163 Because eating animals is wrong. -So very wrong. 74 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:09,578 -When will the world learn? -I don't know. I just don't know. 75 00:06:11,587 --> 00:06:13,378 I love these new planes. 76 00:06:13,547 --> 00:06:16,916 Yes. It's a good thing they re-evaluated those wacky old designs. 77 00:06:29,355 --> 00:06:31,894 -Beautiful dinnerware, Mrs. Parkfield. -Thank you. 78 00:06:32,066 --> 00:06:34,440 They were made for the finest family in Britain. 79 00:06:34,652 --> 00:06:37,274 I don't know how we ended up with them. 80 00:06:38,323 --> 00:06:41,491 Should I laugh? Was that dry British wit or subtle self-pity? 81 00:06:41,660 --> 00:06:43,486 They're staring at me. Better respond. 82 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:49,789 It's good to hear a boisterous American laugh. 83 00:06:50,001 --> 00:06:53,787 And I love that painting. Judging by the clothes, I'd say 17th century. 84 00:06:54,006 --> 00:06:56,497 Actually, Lisa, it's just Uncle Eldred. 85 00:06:56,675 --> 00:07:00,922 I get me brain medicines from the National Health. 86 00:07:02,514 --> 00:07:06,382 This place is so enchanting, Hugh. I love it here. 87 00:07:06,602 --> 00:07:08,726 I wanted this to be perfect for you. 88 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:11,470 I know you Americans like everything to be... 89 00:07:11,649 --> 00:07:13,393 ...fireworks. 90 00:07:24,328 --> 00:07:27,164 Oh, blast. Go to plan B. 91 00:07:30,919 --> 00:07:32,995 Yes, I will. 92 00:07:36,091 --> 00:07:37,799 Isn't it wonderful? 93 00:07:38,009 --> 00:07:43,004 Master Hugh has found a true love. 94 00:07:53,525 --> 00:07:56,360 -Hi, Mom. -Lisa. Hello. 95 00:07:56,528 --> 00:07:59,779 Haw are you doing in England? Remember, an elevator is a "lift"... 96 00:07:59,948 --> 00:08:03,780 ...a mile is called a "kilometer," and botulism is "steak-and-kidney pie." 97 00:08:03,994 --> 00:08:06,035 Guess what. Hugh and I are getting married. 98 00:08:06,246 --> 00:08:10,494 All right! Lisa, that's wonderful. 99 00:08:10,668 --> 00:08:14,334 If only your father was still with us. 100 00:08:14,505 --> 00:08:16,830 But he left for work a few minutes ago. 101 00:08:17,049 --> 00:08:21,427 Remember we'd always plan my dream wedding, and you always promised... 102 00:08:21,596 --> 00:08:25,760 ...to, you know, well. keep Dad from ruining it? 103 00:08:25,975 --> 00:08:29,807 Oh, don't worry, honey. I guarantee your father will behave. 104 00:08:30,021 --> 00:08:32,560 -Mom, it's a Picturephone. -Oh, this? This? 105 00:08:32,732 --> 00:08:35,105 Oh, no. I just got a touch of the rheumatiz. 106 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:37,899 Mom, Picturephone. 107 00:08:40,115 --> 00:08:42,523 Hi, Mom. Oh, that's great news about Lisa. 108 00:08:42,701 --> 00:08:44,611 We", listen, I better get back to work. 109 00:08:46,538 --> 00:08:49,207 They're finally paying me for this. 110 00:08:52,711 --> 00:08:54,419 Oh, yeah. 111 00:09:03,055 --> 00:09:05,926 Yes, but the international market is my focus. 112 00:09:07,184 --> 00:09:09,509 Oh, Marge, that's great news. 113 00:09:09,728 --> 00:09:12,184 Hey, hey, there with the personal calls, Simpson. 114 00:09:12,857 --> 00:09:16,060 But, Mr. Milhouse, my little girl's getting married. 115 00:09:16,277 --> 00:09:17,653 Lisa? 116 00:09:18,696 --> 00:09:20,606 My one true love. 117 00:09:21,991 --> 00:09:25,443 It's not you, Milhouse. I just don't plan to ever get married. 118 00:09:30,416 --> 00:09:35,126 I think I'll write your performance evaluation now, Simpson. 119 00:09:40,427 --> 00:09:42,918 I gotta call everyone and tell them the good news. 120 00:09:43,430 --> 00:09:44,509 What the--? 121 00:09:44,681 --> 00:09:47,090 Maggie, I need to use the phone. 122 00:09:48,894 --> 00:09:50,804 Will that girl ever shut up? 123 00:09:51,021 --> 00:09:54,141 I'll plan everything. We can have the reception at Moe's. 124 00:09:54,316 --> 00:09:57,685 Why not have the whole wedding there. We'll do it on a Monday morning. 125 00:09:57,861 --> 00:10:00,732 -There'll be fewer drunks. -Don't take this personally. 126 00:10:00,906 --> 00:10:04,240 I've obtained a court order to prevent you from planning this wedding. 127 00:10:04,410 --> 00:10:05,738 "Whereas Homer Simpson. . . . " 128 00:10:05,911 --> 00:10:08,746 Well, these seem to be in order. I'll be in the hammock. 129 00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:14,040 "Mr. Smithers plus guest." 130 00:10:14,879 --> 00:10:16,836 There's only one person I'd wanna bring. 131 00:10:20,301 --> 00:10:24,429 Oh, Mr. Burns, we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure... 132 00:10:24,597 --> 00:10:27,350 ...for 17 stab wounds in the back. How we doing, boys? 133 00:10:27,558 --> 00:10:29,433 Well, we're up to 15. 134 00:10:39,863 --> 00:10:44,027 If you have three Pepsis and drink one, how much more refreshed are you? 135 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,325 The redhead in the Chicago school system. 136 00:10:46,494 --> 00:10:48,452 -Pepsi? -Partial credit. 137 00:10:50,415 --> 00:10:54,283 We're invited to the wedding of our only graduate to read at an adult level. 138 00:10:54,461 --> 00:10:55,920 It must be Lisa Simpson. 139 00:10:56,129 --> 00:10:59,712 Of course, Martin Prince perished in that science-fair explosion. 140 00:11:00,592 --> 00:11:03,345 Not quite perished, my lady love. 141 00:11:03,512 --> 00:11:06,347 Although some days I wish I had. 142 00:11:20,488 --> 00:11:23,062 Hey, I remember you. Mayor Quimby, right? 143 00:11:24,242 --> 00:11:27,160 No. Look at this license. I'm Mohamed Jafar. 144 00:11:27,328 --> 00:11:30,946 Quimby, after this fare, get your indicted ass to the convention center, 145 00:11:31,165 --> 00:11:33,372 I cut the ribbon at that convention center. 146 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:40,629 Just a couple more blocks to my house. 147 00:11:43,011 --> 00:11:46,095 Darling, don't worry. I'm sure I'll get along with your family. 148 00:11:46,264 --> 00:11:47,760 You prepared me for the worst. 149 00:11:47,933 --> 00:11:50,092 As long as they're not squatting in a ditch... 150 00:11:50,268 --> 00:11:52,309 ...poking berries up their noses. 151 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:54,436 And if they are? 152 00:11:55,565 --> 00:11:57,642 Here they come. Raise the flag. 153 00:12:01,363 --> 00:12:03,854 -Oh, Lisa. -Yo, Hugh. 154 00:12:04,074 --> 00:12:06,447 Here's a "me hit of US. hospitality. 155 00:12:06,618 --> 00:12:08,529 What do you think of that? 156 00:12:10,873 --> 00:12:12,415 Dad! 157 00:12:14,585 --> 00:12:15,961 Now throw compost on it. 158 00:12:20,341 --> 00:12:22,085 Enjoy. 159 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,921 Still warm. 160 00:12:32,395 --> 00:12:35,563 You can be the first to try out the new guest bedroom I built. 161 00:12:35,732 --> 00:12:39,943 If the building inspector comes by, it's not a room, it's a window box. 162 00:12:41,571 --> 00:12:42,900 Oh, Hugh, thank you. 163 00:12:43,073 --> 00:12:45,777 You've been just wonderful through this entire ordeal. 164 00:12:45,992 --> 00:12:49,326 Lisa, I love you so much. I'm willing to go through anything. 165 00:12:51,498 --> 00:12:54,950 -Are you okay? -I'm fine, Lisa. 166 00:12:55,168 --> 00:12:57,577 Fortunately, the compost heap broke my fall. 167 00:12:57,754 --> 00:12:59,462 Be a dear, run a bath. 168 00:13:03,343 --> 00:13:06,132 Homer, Bart, Maggie. company eating rules. 169 00:13:06,930 --> 00:13:08,259 Oh, right. 170 00:13:10,351 --> 00:13:14,302 Anyway, Hugh, there's more to my life than just the wrecking ball. 171 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,604 I also crush cars into cubes. 172 00:13:16,774 --> 00:13:19,183 On the side, I promote local tough-man contests. 173 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:22,362 I'm getting out all my aggression till I go to law school. 174 00:13:22,572 --> 00:13:25,442 So, Hugh, have you heard all the latest American jokes? 175 00:13:25,616 --> 00:13:27,990 Here's a good one. Pull my finger. 176 00:13:28,536 --> 00:13:30,742 Yes, we have that one in England too. 177 00:13:30,955 --> 00:13:32,616 I said, pull my finger. 178 00:13:32,832 --> 00:13:35,501 Mom, we've got my wedding-dress fitting this afternoon. 179 00:13:35,668 --> 00:13:38,504 Maggie, if you're not doing anything, why don't you come. 180 00:13:38,713 --> 00:13:40,754 Maggie, don't talk with your mouth full. 181 00:13:41,341 --> 00:13:43,500 Me and Bart will take Hugh out this afternoon. 182 00:13:43,718 --> 00:13:45,925 Hugh should take it easy because of his fall. 183 00:13:46,096 --> 00:13:48,884 The only thing bruised in that fall was my spine. 184 00:13:49,057 --> 00:13:50,884 -I'll be delighted. -Great. 185 00:13:51,059 --> 00:13:53,550 -There's only one thing I ask in return. -Certainly. 186 00:13:53,729 --> 00:13:54,808 Pull my finger. 187 00:13:55,439 --> 00:13:58,772 So this driving on the left makes you feel more at home, huh, Hugh? 188 00:14:02,779 --> 00:14:05,899 And tonight, the following celebrities have been arrested: 189 00:14:06,075 --> 00:14:08,281 Heather Locklear Fortensky remains at large. 190 00:14:09,787 --> 00:14:12,741 Remember, if you see any celebrities, consider them dangerous. 191 00:14:12,957 --> 00:14:14,914 You know, I rather like this pub. 192 00:14:15,126 --> 00:14:17,118 An English boy, eh? 193 00:14:17,294 --> 00:14:19,584 You know. we saved your ass in World War II. 194 00:14:19,797 --> 00:14:21,838 Well, we saved your ass in World War III. 195 00:14:22,049 --> 00:14:25,549 -That's true. -There's something I want you to have. 196 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,840 My dad gave me his cuff links to wear on the day I married Marge. 197 00:14:29,015 --> 00:14:32,800 They brought us good luck. I couldn't imagine a happier marriage. 198 00:14:32,977 --> 00:14:35,552 We don't have many traditions in our family. 199 00:14:35,730 --> 00:14:40,392 But it would mean a lot to me if you kept this one alive. 200 00:14:40,610 --> 00:14:42,355 Well, I'd be honored... 201 00:14:42,862 --> 00:14:46,647 ...to wear these things. 202 00:14:51,246 --> 00:14:53,156 Hey, watch these virtual darts. 203 00:14:53,373 --> 00:14:55,698 I'm trying to play virtual pool. 204 00:14:58,837 --> 00:15:00,747 Hey, hey. No fighting in my bar. 205 00:15:05,052 --> 00:15:08,919 You know, Fox turned into a hardcore-sex channel so gradually... 206 00:15:09,098 --> 00:15:10,889 ...I didn't even notice. 207 00:15:11,767 --> 00:15:15,385 It's so great to have the whole family together under one roof. 208 00:15:15,604 --> 00:15:17,597 I never realized how much I missed it. 209 00:15:17,773 --> 00:15:23,563 Listen to the murmurs in the next room. The house is full of life again. 210 00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:26,031 Keep it down in there! 211 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,151 All right, Dad. 212 00:15:28,326 --> 00:15:30,995 I'm sorry I left you alone with Homer and Bart. 213 00:15:31,162 --> 00:15:33,618 No, no, honey. We had a fine time. 214 00:15:33,831 --> 00:15:36,702 -How'd you get that gash? -When we hid in the Dumpster... 215 00:15:36,876 --> 00:15:40,625 ...after the fire alarm went off in the pornographic-magazine warehouse. 216 00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:42,963 You are so good to put up with all of this. 217 00:15:43,133 --> 00:15:45,374 Oh, don't be silly, Lisa. 218 00:15:45,552 --> 00:15:47,925 Everything's fine. Really. 219 00:15:48,096 --> 00:15:51,595 Now, go to sleep. We have a big day ahead of us tomorrow. 220 00:15:51,766 --> 00:15:54,851 A big, long day. 221 00:16:02,069 --> 00:16:04,939 Lisa, I can't believe it's your wedding day already. 222 00:16:05,155 --> 00:16:09,283 Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white. I mean, Milhouse. 223 00:16:09,493 --> 00:16:10,869 Oh, Milhouse doesn't count. 224 00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:18,369 Okay, I've got something old, that's my pearl necklace. 225 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,288 Something new is the wedding dress. 226 00:16:20,463 --> 00:16:23,630 Something borrowed is this antique branch from Hugh's mother. 227 00:16:23,841 --> 00:16:25,549 Now I just need something blue. 228 00:16:26,636 --> 00:16:30,503 -Here. -Oh, Mom, thanks. 229 00:16:40,191 --> 00:16:45,269 Wow, Lisa. Looking at you makes me wanna get married for a third time. 230 00:16:45,447 --> 00:16:48,401 I met a really nice exotic dancer at Hugh's bachelor party. 231 00:16:48,617 --> 00:16:51,950 -Hugh didn't have a bachelor party. -We had one in his honor. 232 00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:54,621 I had one in his honor. 233 00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:57,614 I went to a strip club. 234 00:16:57,834 --> 00:17:00,954 Well, here goes nothing. 235 00:17:03,131 --> 00:17:05,836 Mum, Dad... 236 00:17:06,009 --> 00:17:07,635 ...meet Homer Simpson. 237 00:17:07,803 --> 00:17:09,429 -How do you do? -Hey. How are you? 238 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,341 Nice to meet you. 239 00:17:13,893 --> 00:17:15,885 You know what's great about you English? 240 00:17:16,061 --> 00:17:19,597 Octupussy. Man, I must have seen that movie... 241 00:17:19,774 --> 00:17:20,889 ...twice. 242 00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:25,613 Yes. Yes. That's not too bad. 243 00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:31,025 Hey, Krabappel, get in the way of that bouquet... 244 00:17:31,202 --> 00:17:33,527 ...I'll stuff that sunhat down your neck. 245 00:17:34,998 --> 00:17:38,000 Smithers, take me home. I'm not fully defrosted. 246 00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:40,623 Nonsense. Just sit down and rest for a moment. 247 00:17:40,837 --> 00:17:42,628 There you go. 248 00:17:43,298 --> 00:17:46,086 Oh, no. We've got a little situation here. 249 00:17:46,301 --> 00:17:48,756 I can't feel anything below my cummerbund. 250 00:17:50,722 --> 00:17:53,391 -Hi, Dad. -You look great, sweetheart. 251 00:17:53,558 --> 00:17:56,927 -Thanks. -Little Lisa. Lisa Simpson. 252 00:17:57,104 --> 00:18:00,640 I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to. 253 00:18:00,816 --> 00:18:04,862 Since you learned to pin your own diapers, you've been smarter than me. 254 00:18:05,070 --> 00:18:07,692 -Oh, Dad. -No, no. Let me finish. 255 00:18:07,906 --> 00:18:10,397 I want you to know I've always been proud of you. 256 00:18:10,576 --> 00:18:13,779 You're my greatest accomplishment, and you did it all yourself. 257 00:18:13,954 --> 00:18:16,244 You helped me understand my own wife better... 258 00:18:16,415 --> 00:18:20,117 ...and taught me to be a better person. But you're also my daughter. 259 00:18:20,294 --> 00:18:23,129 I don't think anybody could've had a better daughter-- 260 00:18:23,339 --> 00:18:26,542 -Dad, you're babbling. -See? You're still helping me. 261 00:18:28,845 --> 00:18:31,633 Hey, Dad, did you forget to give those cuff links to Hugh? 262 00:18:33,015 --> 00:18:34,297 -No. -Well? 263 00:18:34,475 --> 00:18:36,053 I found them on the nightstand. 264 00:18:36,227 --> 00:18:38,552 I guess they weren't his cup of tea. Don't worry. 265 00:18:38,730 --> 00:18:40,936 But you've been going on about these all week. 266 00:18:41,107 --> 00:18:43,017 I'm sure he just forget. 267 00:18:44,110 --> 00:18:47,278 Lisa, we're not supposed to see each other before the wedding. 268 00:18:47,447 --> 00:18:50,567 -It's tradition. -What about my family's tradition? 269 00:18:50,742 --> 00:18:54,740 Surely you don't want me to wear these in front of my parents and their friends. 270 00:18:54,913 --> 00:18:58,330 -But you promised my dad you would. -I was just humoring him. 271 00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:01,454 -Actually, he frightens me a bit. -I know they look silly... 272 00:19:01,628 --> 00:19:03,788 ...but his feelings will be hurt. 273 00:19:04,006 --> 00:19:05,667 Fine. 274 00:19:05,841 --> 00:19:09,175 I must say, you were right. This has been quite trying. 275 00:19:09,386 --> 00:19:12,340 I've attempted to enjoy your family on a personal level... 276 00:19:12,514 --> 00:19:16,596 ...on an ironic level, as a novelty. as camp, as kitsch... 277 00:19:16,769 --> 00:19:19,604 ...as cautionary example. Nothing works. 278 00:19:19,772 --> 00:19:23,106 When we get back to England, we won't have to deal with them. 279 00:19:23,317 --> 00:19:25,310 You saying we won't see my family again? 280 00:19:25,528 --> 00:19:28,067 Your mother will come when the children are born. 281 00:19:28,239 --> 00:19:31,573 I can't believe I'm hearing this. I don't wanna cut my family out. 282 00:19:31,743 --> 00:19:34,745 Really? Lisa, you're better than this place. 283 00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:37,119 You're like a flower that grew out of dirt. 284 00:19:37,582 --> 00:19:39,991 -That's a horrible thing to say. -Oh, come on. 285 00:19:40,168 --> 00:19:44,629 -You complain more than anyone. -Maybe, but I still love them. 286 00:19:44,839 --> 00:19:48,422 And I don't think you understand that. 287 00:19:53,056 --> 00:19:55,595 And now, to sing "Amazing Grace"... 288 00:19:55,809 --> 00:19:58,015 ...Miss Maggie Simpson. 289 00:19:58,854 --> 00:20:01,642 She's quite a hellion, but does have an incredible voice. 290 00:20:04,067 --> 00:20:06,820 Stop everything. The wedding has been called off. 291 00:20:13,285 --> 00:20:15,907 This is very sad news. 292 00:20:16,121 --> 00:20:20,618 It never would've happened if the wedding was in the church with God... 293 00:20:20,793 --> 00:20:24,578 ...instead of out here in the cheap showiness of nature. 294 00:20:24,797 --> 00:20:26,754 Who wants cake? 295 00:20:43,399 --> 00:20:47,813 The next day, Hugh goes back to England, and you never see him again. 296 00:20:49,364 --> 00:20:52,283 Now that I know, isn't there any way to change the future? 297 00:20:52,492 --> 00:20:54,983 No. But try to look surprised. 298 00:20:55,203 --> 00:20:57,279 You said you'd tell me about my true love. 299 00:20:57,456 --> 00:20:59,615 Oh, you'll have a true love. 300 00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:02,372 But I specialize in foretelling the relationships... 301 00:21:02,544 --> 00:21:04,454 ...where you get jerked around. 302 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:20,894 Lisa, where were you? You missed the most incredible thing. 303 00:21:21,105 --> 00:21:24,972 -Hi, Dad. -I ate seven pounds of fudge. 304 00:21:25,776 --> 00:21:28,185 The man at the stand said it was a record. 305 00:21:28,362 --> 00:21:29,691 What else did you do, Dad? 306 00:21:29,864 --> 00:21:33,447 I rode the tea cups. Then I got a little sick, and I had to sit down. 307 00:21:33,618 --> 00:21:35,742 But then I rode them again.