1 00:00:35,084 --> 00:00:38,417 Welcome to the 6:00 news, in our brand-new studio. 2 00:00:38,587 --> 00:00:40,662 Looking good, Springfield. 3 00:00:43,466 --> 00:00:47,001 In today's news, a 2-10" rhino escaped from the Springfield Zoo. 4 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:49,003 But zoo officials were quick to act... 5 00:00:49,178 --> 00:00:53,425 ...and Petunia, as she is known, is safely hack in captivity. 6 00:00:54,641 --> 00:00:56,266 In other news, a 3-tun rhino... 7 00:00:56,434 --> 00:00:59,186 Willa! escaped from the zoo last week is still at large. 8 00:01:01,438 --> 00:01:03,182 All right, who broke my vase? 9 00:01:03,356 --> 00:01:06,025 Who took my tests off the refrigerator and tore them up? 10 00:01:06,192 --> 00:01:09,442 Who spread garbage all over Flanders' yard before I got a chance to? 11 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:12,102 Oh, please. This is senseless destruction... 12 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,404 ...with none of my usual social commentary. 13 00:01:16,617 --> 00:01:19,107 If it wasn't you, then who was it? 14 00:01:20,537 --> 00:01:23,787 I'm sure these things didn't destroy themselves, now, did they? 15 00:01:23,956 --> 00:01:25,617 Did they? 16 00:01:30,378 --> 00:01:33,166 I guess Bart's not to blame. He's lucky too... 17 00:01:33,339 --> 00:01:37,419 ...because it's spanking season, and I got a hankering for some spankering. 18 00:01:39,677 --> 00:01:41,801 I don't know why you're so energetic today... 19 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:44,260 ...but prepare to be worn out. 20 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:52,594 What's wrong, boy? Getting tired? 21 00:02:06,073 --> 00:02:09,240 I think there's really something wrong with Santa's Little Helper. 22 00:02:09,409 --> 00:02:12,742 He was up barking all night and dug up the back yard worse than ever. 23 00:02:13,913 --> 00:02:16,949 -My bongo drums! -My strobe light! 24 00:02:17,124 --> 00:02:19,958 My Best 0! Ray Stevens, featuring "The Streak," album. 25 00:02:20,251 --> 00:02:22,955 So it was the dog that buried all our stuff. 26 00:02:23,128 --> 00:02:25,038 Yes, the dog. 27 00:02:26,923 --> 00:02:30,754 Oh, my God! He's got the precious cable-TV cable! 28 00:02:35,305 --> 00:02:37,297 Always use fresh macaroni. 29 00:02:39,141 --> 00:02:40,968 If the box rattles, throw it away. 30 00:02:43,603 --> 00:02:46,272 Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. 31 00:02:46,439 --> 00:02:47,934 Please do not panic. 32 00:02:48,107 --> 00:02:51,226 Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. 33 00:02:51,401 --> 00:02:53,192 Do not attempt sexual relations... 34 00:02:53,361 --> 00:02:58,236 ...as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless. 35 00:02:58,406 --> 00:02:59,735 Well, I'll be damned. 36 00:03:05,204 --> 00:03:08,122 Excuse me. We're having a problem with our dog. 37 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:10,531 I'll tell you what I'm telling everyone else. 38 00:03:10,708 --> 00:03:14,788 I'm sorry if your dog went blind, but your gripe is with Hartz Mountain, not me. 39 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:17,630 No. No, our dog is out of control. 40 00:03:17,797 --> 00:03:22,091 He's wild, destructive and has little or no respect for authority. 41 00:03:22,759 --> 00:03:25,463 Let me try a canine-human mind meld. 42 00:03:25,637 --> 00:03:29,302 It's an incredibly rare psychic power possessed only by me... 43 00:03:29,473 --> 00:03:31,679 ...and three other clerks at this store. 44 00:03:31,850 --> 00:03:33,676 Okay. 45 00:03:38,397 --> 00:03:41,480 I'm bored. I'm restless. 46 00:03:41,649 --> 00:03:43,524 Need change in life... 47 00:03:44,610 --> 00:03:47,694 ...like imported leather leash... 48 00:03:47,863 --> 00:03:50,104 ...blue contact lenses... 49 00:03:50,281 --> 00:03:52,772 ...200-volt-shock training collar. 50 00:03:53,492 --> 00:03:56,659 Well, problem solved. 51 00:03:57,787 --> 00:04:01,038 -Homer, hold on to the wheel! -You got it. 52 00:04:03,333 --> 00:04:04,994 Hey! 53 00:04:06,628 --> 00:04:10,079 Don't worry. We'll catch him or run him over trying. 54 00:04:10,297 --> 00:04:13,416 He's headed to the greyhound racing track where we found him. 55 00:04:13,591 --> 00:04:16,260 Don't worry, when they find out he doesn't have money... 56 00:04:16,427 --> 00:04:19,215 ...they'll throw him out. Believe me, I know. 57 00:04:25,810 --> 00:04:27,636 This place is so big. 58 00:04:27,978 --> 00:04:30,812 Do you think we should split up and look for him, Homie? 59 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:34,017 -Homie? -Two bucks to win on number eight. 60 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:38,734 And have you seen my beloved dog? Give me the ticket. 61 00:04:40,154 --> 00:04:43,902 We can't lose. Look at the name of the dog I bet on. 62 00:04:44,074 --> 00:04:45,865 "She's the Fastest. " 63 00:04:46,034 --> 00:04:48,026 I don't think that means, necessarily-- 64 00:04:48,202 --> 00:04:51,571 And they're off. She's the Fastest jumps out to an insurmountable lead. 65 00:04:51,747 --> 00:04:53,870 You're lucky you got looks, Marge. 66 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,116 Around the far tum, it's She's the Fastest. 67 00:04:56,292 --> 00:04:58,996 Followed by Always Comes in Second and I'm Number Three. 68 00:04:59,169 --> 00:05:00,877 Yes! Come on, you little horse! 69 00:05:01,505 --> 00:05:05,550 And they're in the home stretch. It's- Wait! Another dog is on the track. 70 00:05:05,716 --> 00:05:07,709 -Santa's Little Helper! -The mystery dug... 71 00:05:07,885 --> 00:05:11,336 ...gaining fast on the outside. Of course, he could never win this race. 72 00:05:11,513 --> 00:05:13,387 Or could he? 73 00:05:20,853 --> 00:05:24,222 What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? 74 00:05:24,398 --> 00:05:27,766 Looks like he's trying to jump over her, but he can't quite make it. 75 00:05:27,942 --> 00:05:29,568 Come on, buy! You can do it! 76 00:05:29,736 --> 00:05:31,610 Ladies and gentlemen, this is the end. 77 00:05:31,779 --> 00:05:34,020 This is the end of dog racing. 78 00:05:35,865 --> 00:05:38,404 I think they're in love. 79 00:05:45,206 --> 00:05:47,910 So that's what's been wrong with the little fella. 80 00:05:48,083 --> 00:05:50,752 He misses casual sex. 81 00:05:50,919 --> 00:05:53,125 -Can we keep Santa's girlfriend, Mom? -Please? 82 00:05:53,296 --> 00:05:56,463 -But she's not our dog. -She's yours now. 83 00:05:56,632 --> 00:05:59,550 Once they fall in love, they lose their racing spirit. 84 00:05:59,718 --> 00:06:03,004 Won't you miss her loyalty and companionship? 85 00:06:06,598 --> 00:06:09,468 Lady, you're all right. 86 00:06:12,645 --> 00:06:14,601 Okay, you can go out and play. 87 00:06:14,771 --> 00:06:17,974 But no more you-know-what in front of the house, all right? 88 00:06:18,524 --> 00:06:20,897 Hey! What did I just say? 89 00:06:54,220 --> 00:06:55,927 Take it. It fell on the floor. 90 00:07:12,401 --> 00:07:14,061 Hey, hey, you wanna play fetch? 91 00:07:16,738 --> 00:07:18,979 Me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team. 92 00:07:19,156 --> 00:07:22,074 But he never wants to play anymore since his bitch moved in. 93 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:26,073 -Don't ever say that word again. -Well, that's what she is. I looked it up. 94 00:07:26,245 --> 00:07:29,697 Well, I'm going to write the dictionary people and have that checked. 95 00:07:29,873 --> 00:07:31,865 Feels like a mistake to me. 96 00:07:32,458 --> 00:07:36,871 Hey, look. A really small dog just fell out of Santa's girlfriend. 97 00:07:37,045 --> 00:07:39,454 Oh, my God! She's having babies! 98 00:07:39,631 --> 00:07:42,881 Oh, I'm sorry, girl. I thought you were just getting fat. 99 00:07:43,050 --> 00:07:46,336 -Look, it's twins! -No, it's two sets of twins. 100 00:07:46,511 --> 00:07:48,587 -Two sets of twins and a triplet. -Homer. 101 00:07:48,763 --> 00:07:52,014 Homer, find a place for all these little miracles. 102 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:09,477 Oh, my. I've never seen anything like this. 103 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:11,150 How many more can there be? 104 00:08:11,323 --> 00:08:13,279 Twenty-two. 105 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:15,573 Twenty-three. 106 00:08:15,743 --> 00:08:17,451 Twenty-four. 107 00:08:23,666 --> 00:08:26,619 Twenty-five. 108 00:08:38,344 --> 00:08:40,634 Twenty-five puppies. 109 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,717 An army of dogs! 110 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:49,976 No bully will ever touch me again. 111 00:08:51,813 --> 00:08:53,308 Hey, jerkface. 112 00:08:53,481 --> 00:08:56,269 You have the face of a jerk. 113 00:08:56,692 --> 00:08:59,396 -All right, Simpson, you asked for-- -Get him, boys. 114 00:09:05,950 --> 00:09:07,906 Say, Jimbo... 115 00:09:08,076 --> 00:09:11,742 ...hope I wasn't out of line with that "jerkface" crack. 116 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:34,259 Oh, Homie, aren't they adorable? 117 00:09:34,431 --> 00:09:37,005 Yes. We waited many years... 118 00:09:37,183 --> 00:09:41,808 ...but the good Lord has finally blessed us with a real family. 119 00:09:53,362 --> 00:09:56,565 Look at Branford II. Isn't that cute? 120 00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:58,732 He thinks he's one of the Models Inc. 121 00:10:02,453 --> 00:10:04,694 Get that cat out of the way! 122 00:10:11,085 --> 00:10:12,543 My socks. 123 00:10:21,260 --> 00:10:23,383 Mom, why do I have to wear a flea collar? 124 00:10:23,553 --> 00:10:25,178 Oh, it's just easier this way. 125 00:10:40,942 --> 00:10:42,899 This time... 126 00:10:47,155 --> 00:10:48,863 This house stinks. 127 00:10:49,032 --> 00:10:51,784 Are you just putting new newspapers over the old ones? 128 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:54,572 Do you have a better idea? 129 00:10:55,037 --> 00:10:58,323 Now, I know we love the puppies very much... 130 00:10:58,498 --> 00:11:00,822 ...but I think they're getting to be a problem. 131 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,333 Yeah, they ate all my sucks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today. 132 00:11:04,502 --> 00:11:07,919 -How do you explain the culottes, boy? -I have to coordinate, don't I? 133 00:11:08,089 --> 00:11:10,461 We've been thinking about giving the puppies away. 134 00:11:10,632 --> 00:11:12,957 -No! -Mainly your mother. 135 00:11:13,134 --> 00:11:14,842 Is that what we do in this family? 136 00:11:15,011 --> 00:11:18,379 When someone becomes an inconvenience, we just get rid of them? 137 00:11:22,475 --> 00:11:26,472 Hello? Is anybody there? 138 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:32,852 All right, we'll give the dogs one more chance. 139 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:37,355 As long as the puppies don't do anything else wrong, they stay. 140 00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:39,362 On a completely unrelated topic... 141 00:11:39,530 --> 00:11:42,365 ...I'm having a very, very important dinner party tonight. 142 00:11:42,533 --> 00:11:44,573 Splendid. Who's coming? 143 00:11:44,743 --> 00:11:47,317 Reverend Lovejoy, your old Army drill sergeant... 144 00:11:47,495 --> 00:11:50,283 ...and the regional director of the IRS. 145 00:11:52,666 --> 00:11:54,742 Oh, just lovely, Marge. 146 00:11:54,918 --> 00:11:57,622 The whole town will hear what a perfect evening this was. 147 00:11:57,795 --> 00:12:00,120 -How nothing at all went wrong. Simpson. 148 00:12:00,297 --> 00:12:03,085 This evening has gone so flawlessly, I'm gonna forget... 149 00:12:03,258 --> 00:12:05,796 ...that you were mistakenly let out of the Army early. 150 00:12:05,968 --> 00:12:08,258 I'm so impressed by this problem-free evening... 151 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:12,723 -...that there's no need for that audit. -A toast to the Simpsons. 152 00:12:12,890 --> 00:12:14,551 And to the delectable turkey... 153 00:12:14,725 --> 00:12:17,429 ...that's walking around the table! 154 00:12:17,602 --> 00:12:19,643 Dear Lord, it's a demon bird. 155 00:12:27,152 --> 00:12:31,149 Simpson! See you at reveille, 0500 tomorrow. 156 00:12:31,322 --> 00:12:33,314 See you at the IRS. 157 00:12:33,490 --> 00:12:35,281 See you in hell. 158 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:36,482 From heaven. 159 00:12:42,539 --> 00:12:46,323 Well, we sure could use a pouch to guard the flock at the Flanderosa. 160 00:12:46,501 --> 00:12:50,083 It'd be nice to have some companionship when Mother goes out on dates. 161 00:12:50,254 --> 00:12:52,543 We could use a new pet over at the home... 162 00:12:52,714 --> 00:12:56,878 ...seeing how we accidentally killed that smart-mouthed bird. 163 00:13:01,679 --> 00:13:03,506 They don't like being broken up. 164 00:13:03,681 --> 00:13:05,721 We've got to be realistic, kids. 165 00:13:05,891 --> 00:13:09,675 Who's gonna have a big enough heart to take care of 25 puppies? 166 00:13:10,603 --> 00:13:14,814 And I know the little fellas would love romping around my many acres... 167 00:13:14,982 --> 00:13:16,477 ...chasing my many cars... 168 00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:19,318 -...drinking from my many toilets. -Who wouldn't? 169 00:13:19,694 --> 00:13:23,691 Mom, don't give the puppies to him. He'll be mean to them. 170 00:13:23,864 --> 00:13:27,944 She's right, Homer. There's something about his face I don't trust. 171 00:13:32,829 --> 00:13:34,786 I'm sorry, Mr. Burns... 172 00:13:34,956 --> 00:13:39,534 ...but you can't have these dogs. Am I fired? 173 00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:41,794 Ch, of course not. 174 00:13:41,961 --> 00:13:44,203 They're your pets. You can do as you wish. 175 00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:45,875 Good day, everyone. 176 00:13:47,799 --> 00:13:52,343 -My, he certainly took that well. -A little too well, if you ask me. 177 00:13:52,511 --> 00:13:56,462 I'm sure he's plotting some brilliant scheme to get these puppies. 178 00:13:57,641 --> 00:14:01,507 There you go. There you go. You too. 179 00:14:01,685 --> 00:14:06,062 Honestly, sir, you don't put the effort into your schemes that you used to. 180 00:14:17,865 --> 00:14:20,071 Don't worry, folks. we'll find your wallet. 181 00:14:20,242 --> 00:14:24,369 Dogs. Chief, you're getting powdered sugar all over my floor. 182 00:14:24,537 --> 00:14:26,862 No, I'm not. No, I'm not. 183 00:14:27,748 --> 00:14:30,037 I'm dusting for prints. 184 00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:31,745 We don't have to wait for cops. 185 00:14:31,918 --> 00:14:34,326 Who can track them better than their mom and dad? 186 00:14:34,503 --> 00:14:36,294 Let's go find your babies. 187 00:14:38,548 --> 00:14:41,217 Dinner's on, dogs. 188 00:14:43,094 --> 00:14:47,257 I'm sorry, kids. I don't think we're ever gonna find your greyhounds. 189 00:14:47,430 --> 00:14:51,724 Maybe Mr. Burns will sell you one of the 25 he got last night. 190 00:15:06,028 --> 00:15:09,813 Who knows what horrible things he's doing to those innocent little puppies. 191 00:15:19,956 --> 00:15:24,749 There. Now, wasn't that heavenly? And don't you feel better too? 192 00:15:25,627 --> 00:15:27,372 He's giving them a bath. 193 00:15:27,712 --> 00:15:29,207 There you are. 194 00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:32,464 There you go, little fella. And you. 195 00:15:36,511 --> 00:15:38,717 Smithers, look. He's standing up. 196 00:15:39,930 --> 00:15:43,429 I've never seen anything so adorable. You know who it reminds me of? 197 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:44,976 Ben"? -No. 198 00:15:45,143 --> 00:15:46,638 -Lassie? -No, no. 199 00:15:46,811 --> 00:15:49,515 -A person. You know who I mean. -Snoop Doggy Dogg? 200 00:15:49,688 --> 00:15:52,558 -Bob Barker? David Brenner? -No, no. 201 00:15:52,732 --> 00:15:55,816 The person who's always standing and walking. 202 00:15:55,985 --> 00:15:58,737 -Rory Calhoun? -That's it! 203 00:15:59,279 --> 00:16:03,110 You stay with me. You're the pick of the litter. 204 00:16:06,535 --> 00:16:09,821 Maybe we were wrong about Burns on this one. 205 00:16:12,081 --> 00:16:14,454 Are you sure you wanna go through with this, sir? 206 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,080 You do have a very full wardrobe as it is. 207 00:16:17,252 --> 00:16:22,162 Yes. But not completely full. For, you see: 208 00:16:22,339 --> 00:16:25,209 Some men burn for sport 209 00:16:25,383 --> 00:16:27,673 Others burn for food 210 00:16:27,844 --> 00:16:32,469 The only thing I'm hunting In! 211 00:16:33,181 --> 00:16:39,053 Is an outfit that looks good 212 00:16:42,397 --> 00:16:46,561 See my vest See my vest 213 00:16:46,734 --> 00:16:48,608 Made from real gorilla chest 214 00:16:48,777 --> 00:16:52,692 Feel this sweater, there's nu better Than authentic Irish setter 215 00:16:52,864 --> 00:16:54,489 See this hat 'Twas my cat 216 00:16:54,698 --> 00:16:56,857 My evening wear, vampire bat 217 00:16:57,034 --> 00:17:00,735 These white slippers Are albino African endangered rhino 218 00:17:00,912 --> 00:17:04,778 Grizzly-bear underwear Turtles' necks, I've got my share 219 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:08,658 Beret of poodle On my noodle it shall rest 220 00:17:08,835 --> 00:17:12,832 Try my red-robin suit it comes one breast or two 221 00:17:13,005 --> 00:17:14,749 See my vest See my vest 222 00:17:14,923 --> 00:17:16,999 See my vest 223 00:17:20,094 --> 00:17:25,171 Like my loafers? Former gophers 224 00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:27,589 It was that or skin my chauffeurs 225 00:17:27,767 --> 00:17:31,099 But a greyhound-fur tuxedo Would be best 226 00:17:31,269 --> 00:17:34,721 -So let's prepare these dogs -Kill two for matching clogs 227 00:17:34,897 --> 00:17:37,981 See my vest See my vest 228 00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:45,029 Oh, please, won't you see my vest? 229 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:48,198 -I really like the vest. -I gathered, yeah. 230 00:17:48,783 --> 00:17:52,235 He's gonna make a tuxedo out of our puppies. 231 00:17:53,746 --> 00:17:56,616 -Bart. -Sorry. You gotta admit, it's catchy. 232 00:17:56,790 --> 00:18:00,288 Come on, Smithers. Let's go finish the little flea circuses off. 233 00:18:00,459 --> 00:18:03,994 Except for little Monty, of course. 234 00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:07,917 We gotta get the dogs out of there. 235 00:18:12,010 --> 00:18:14,762 -Hush, puppies. -We gotta get you out of here. 236 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,809 I know. The window. 237 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:27,182 -No. What are you doing? -Dogs always land on their feet. 238 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,930 -That's cats. -No, it's dogs. I'll prove it. 239 00:18:32,610 --> 00:18:34,271 Best two out of three. 240 00:18:37,030 --> 00:18:39,900 Bart, look. A laundry chute. 241 00:18:40,074 --> 00:18:42,316 Okay, guys. Let's move. 242 00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:51,745 Come on, come on. 243 00:18:52,042 --> 00:18:54,248 I've got an idea. 244 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:08,054 Sorry, Monty. but you're too big for this ride. 245 00:19:14,435 --> 00:19:16,558 -Quick, let's get the-- -Going somewhere? 246 00:19:16,728 --> 00:19:19,730 That's impossible. How did you get here first? 247 00:19:19,898 --> 00:19:22,518 Oh, there'll be plenty of time for explanations later. 248 00:19:22,691 --> 00:19:24,233 Right now, I'll be taking my puppies back. 249 00:19:26,403 --> 00:19:28,028 But they're ours. You stole them from us. 250 00:19:28,196 --> 00:19:31,363 Here's a phone. Call somebody who cares. 251 00:19:32,116 --> 00:19:34,820 Give me that. Now, if you'll excuse us, children... 252 00:19:35,243 --> 00:19:37,864 ...the pups have a date with a fashion knife. 253 00:19:39,455 --> 00:19:43,037 There. Now you don't know which one's little Monty. 254 00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:47,751 If you don't want him to be part of your tuxedo, you'll let the other dogs go too. 255 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,787 Nice try. Come on, little Monty. Stand up. 256 00:19:52,966 --> 00:19:55,290 Come on, stand up. Do your trick. 257 00:19:55,468 --> 00:19:57,175 No. Don't. Stay down, Monty. 258 00:19:57,344 --> 00:20:01,092 -Stay down. Stay down, boy. -No. Don't get up. Good boy. 259 00:20:01,514 --> 00:20:02,842 Excellent. 260 00:20:09,771 --> 00:20:14,266 Now it's simply a matter of bending down... 261 00:20:14,441 --> 00:20:17,145 ...and picking up the one and only-- 262 00:20:19,528 --> 00:20:22,233 This can't be happening. They're all standing. 263 00:20:22,406 --> 00:20:24,861 I can't tell them apart. 264 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,984 All right, you win. 265 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,615 -I'll have to kill them all. -No! 266 00:20:32,872 --> 00:20:35,328 But they're so wretchedly adorable. 267 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,786 Twenty-five little Rory Calhouns. 268 00:20:38,961 --> 00:20:40,456 I can't do it. 269 00:20:40,629 --> 00:20:42,373 But I can kill you. 270 00:20:44,131 --> 00:20:47,001 No, I can't kill you either. 271 00:20:47,176 --> 00:20:51,172 Look at you, standing there on your hind legs... 272 00:20:51,346 --> 00:20:53,884 ...like a couple of Rory Calhouns. 273 00:20:56,016 --> 00:21:00,345 Mr. Burns, I hope you've realized the folly of killing innocent animals for fashion. 274 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:05,643 I have, I have. I swear, I'll never wear any clothing made from an animal... 275 00:21:05,815 --> 00:21:08,021 ...that can do an amusing trick. 276 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:11,604 Another victory for Montgomery Burns" champion greyhounds. 277 00:21:11,778 --> 00:21:13,938 Twenty-five dogs, 25 world champions... 278 00:21:14,114 --> 00:21:16,948 ...which so far have earned their owner over $10 million. 279 00:21:17,116 --> 00:21:20,319 I'" be! whoever gave him those dogs is kicking themselves now. 280 00:21:23,371 --> 00:21:25,826 Homer! For the love of God, no! 281 00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:31,375 Marge, you know that batting this light bulb is the only thing... 282 00:21:31,544 --> 00:21:35,708 ...that cheers me up after giving away those million-dollar greyhounds.