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Aren't you glad we got out of the house
and came downtown for a little culture?
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They're butchering the classics.
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Could that bassoon have
come in any more late?
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Oh, come on, Homer. There's lasers.
You like lasers.
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Laser effects, mirrored balls...
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...John Williams must be rolling
around in his grave.
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Devil-iciously satirical.
I wonder if anyone else got that.
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We're out of here!
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Be careful. These are dangerous streets
for us upper-lower-middle-class types.
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So avoid eye contact, watch your
pocketbook, and suspect everyone.
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-Three-card manta.
Easy money!
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Homer, these games are fixed.
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Then how come that guy's winning?
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I, like, totally won again.
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Way to go, bro!
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He looks and acts just like the dealer.
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I think they're related,
or at least in cahoots.
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Just pick the red card.
It's totally not hard.
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Twenty on this one, my good man.
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Sorry, dude. Black.
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Homer, he cheated you!
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You're giving three-car Monte
a bad name!
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Surely you don't blame me?
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It's people like you who are ruining
our downtown promenades and piazzas.
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How dare you prey on the greedy
and stupid like this!
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Bye-bye!
Somebody stop him!
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He's getting away!
Come on! Come on!
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No, Marge!
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I must warn you...
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...sometimes ordinary people
get a surge of adrenaline.
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-See?
-Cuff him, boys.
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We're putting this dirtbag away.
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I'll be back on the street in 24 hours.
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We'll try to make it 12.
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Marge, are you okay?
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I think I'm okay.
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It was scary, but in a weird way
it was also kind of exhilarating.
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Yes. It is exhilarating to see police get
their man and save a hysterical woman.
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Oh, for crying out loud.
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Easy, now, sweetheart.
Homie's here.
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Hey, Mom. Is this how you caught him?
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Face it, Lis. You're too puny to--
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Lisa, unhand your brother.
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Yeah, like that really hurt.
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Mom, was catching that guy the most
exciting thing you've ever done?
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Well, it was pretty exciting.
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But celery soup's pretty exciting too.
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Strange. Regular ham
doesn't thrill me anymore.
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I'm crossing over to deviled ham.
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Marge!
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Hey, Mrs. Simpson, I just got the new
issue of Sponge and Vacuum.
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Thanks, Benevenstanciano.
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Death sports.
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All right, get in there.
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-You're going down.
-I want a piece of him.
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You think you're pretty hot, huh?
Well, we got everything we need on you.
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-Excuse me.
-What? What? What?
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What? What? What?
This better be about pizza.
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Actually, I'm interested
in becoming a police officer.
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Welcome aboard.
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You did what?!
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I borrowed your nail clipper.
What's the big deal?
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Nothing. I'm just edgy since your mother
told me she wants to be a cop.
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Cool! Will you bring me along
when you do evictions?
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-You got it, little buddy.
-You being a cop makes you the man.
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Which makes me the woman.
And I have no interest in that.
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Besides occasionally
wearing the underwear...
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...which, as we discussed,
is strictly a comfort thing.
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Homer, there's no reason
for you to feel threatened.
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You'll always be
the man of this house.
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Thanks, honey.
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All right, you scrawny beanpoles.
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Becoming a cop is not something
that happens overnight.
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It takes one solid weekend
of training to get that badge.
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Forget about the badge!
When do we get the freaking guns?!
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Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun
until you tell me your name.
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I've had it up to here
with your "rules"!
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Women always have trouble
with the wall.
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They never seem to find the door.
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You missed the baby.
You missed the blind man.
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Oh. Sorry, Simpson.
You'll have to do the course again.
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I was trying to get this
Magic Eye thing to work.
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Look at that. A pony.
84
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Hey, everybody! Mom's home.
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They didn't have my size shirt,
but you get the idea.
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Wow, Mom. I never pictured you
as any kind of authority figure before.
87
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Marge, I want you to take care
of yourself out there.
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You've become very dear to me.
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Homie, of course I will.
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Mom, if someone shot at the mayor,
would you have to take the bullet?
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-I suppose I would.
-What about a Coke machine?
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-No.
-TV?
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-No.
-TV with a picture of the mayor on it?
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Whatever you do,
we'll be proud of you.
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-Well, thank you, honey.
-As long as it's constitutional.
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Homer, give me my pepper spray!
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Oh, Marge. One squirt
and you're south of the border.
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Incapacitating.
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All right, settle, people.
People, settle.
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People. Ward and Van Zuylen,
stake out Doughnut Land.
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When they fry up a fresh batch,
call it in.
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Keneally and Earhart, back them up.
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Fitz and Garcia,
it's your turn to sleep in.
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And, Simpson...
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...seeing how this is your first day...
106
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...you're inexperienced
and vulnerable...
107
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...your beat is Junkyville
and Bumtown.
108
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Hello, Mr. Hutz.
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I'll have you know the contents
of that dumpster are private.
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You stick your nose in, you'll be violating
attorney-dumpster confidentiality.
111
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I just wanted to say hello.
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Hello.
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You are the new cap on the beat?
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Okay. I know the drill.
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What will it be?
One hundred? Two hundred?
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Two hundred. No, no. I mean, nothing.
I don't take bribes!
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Yes, of course you don't.
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I will just leave this money
on the table...
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...with my unseeing back
to the money on the table.
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Apu, no.
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-That's better.
-That's better.
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Don't you think for one minute
you can go on--
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I got a report on a domestic
disturbance at this address.
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Yes, indeed there is.
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There's an inflatable bath pillow
that Mather and I both enjoy.
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She claimed it was her day In use it.
I said she was mistaken. We quarreled.
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Later, as I prepared to bathe...
128
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...I noticed, in my horror,
that someone...
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...had slashed the pillow.
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Who called the police?
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-We both did.
-We both did.
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Why don't you two settle down.
I'm sure you can get another pillow.
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Well, I could send it back to Taiwan
for repair. But why should I have tn?
134
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I've done nothing wrong!
135
00:10:43,699 --> 00:10:47,993
And I don't give permission for my face
to he on TV. I want it blurred.
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What are you gonna
do with your day off?
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I just want to relax
and forget that I'm part...
138
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...of that thin blue line which stands
between civilization and chaos.
139
00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:06,715
It's illegal for you to operate that class-9
vehicle without pads and a helmet.
140
00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:08,968
-But, Mom--
-It's for your own safety.
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00:11:10,847 --> 00:11:13,256
Take that, safety boy!
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00:11:13,433 --> 00:11:18,676
This padding's so easy on the knuckles,
I could punch all day!
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00:11:20,856 --> 00:11:23,561
I just hope they have
Us magazine in heaven.
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00:11:23,734 --> 00:11:25,893
He said it was his day
to use the tub pillow!
145
00:11:26,069 --> 00:11:28,560
I can't go to the library anymore.
Everybody stinks.
146
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Don't stop talking on account of me.
I may be a cop, but I'm still your friend.
147
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So how are you, Mrs. Krabappel?
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Law-abiding. I'm done.
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Moe, I've never seen you here before.
150
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Well, these days, my roots don't stay so
chestnut on their own, Officer Simpson.
151
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You don't have to call me "officer."
I'm not on duty here.
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Finished.
153
00:12:04,144 --> 00:12:07,430
Looks nice. It's a good length for you.
154
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Mom's police tape isn't a toy, Dad.
155
00:12:16,196 --> 00:12:19,399
Shush, dear.
You'll wreck Daddy's fun.
156
00:12:23,828 --> 00:12:26,449
Oh, my Lord!
Something horrible has happened!
157
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:32,121
Fooled you, Flanders.
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Made you think your family was dead!
159
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Did you get it?
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They're not, though.
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00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,720
-But you thought they were.
-Yeah.
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That's why it was so funny.
163
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But they're not.
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That's a good one.
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00:12:51,644 --> 00:12:54,847
And that's the drunk tank,
and this is Mommy's desk.
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Mom, I know your intentions
are good.
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But aren't police a force that maintains
the status quo for the wealthy elite?
168
00:13:01,153 --> 00:13:03,608
Don't you think we should attack
social problems...
169
00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:06,354
...instead of jamming
people into overcrowded prisons?
170
00:13:07,742 --> 00:13:10,945
Look, Lisa!
It's McGriff the Crime Dog.
171
00:13:11,161 --> 00:13:15,112
Hello, Lisa. Help me bite crime.
172
00:13:17,917 --> 00:13:22,331
Hey, great news, guys!
I picked up a nudie deck for our game.
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"The girls of the Internet."
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I'd go online with them any day.
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00:13:29,052 --> 00:13:31,128
Hey, hey! We've offended Herman.
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00:13:31,346 --> 00:13:33,884
No, I'm just going out
for some fresh air.
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That guy sure likes his fresh air.
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None of that for me.
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Oh, yeah-- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Homer, you sure it's okay to
smoke Cuban cigars and gamble...
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-...now that your wife's a cop?
-Are you kidding?
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Being a cop husband
is one mighty sweet deal.
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This police radio entertains me
with other people's miseries...
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...we get a free funeral
for Marge, God forbid...
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00:13:58,036 --> 00:14:03,113
...and I can run background checks
on whomever I want, Momar.
186
00:14:03,290 --> 00:14:06,873
Please, please.
Ix-nay on the Omar-may.
187
00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:11,918
Hurry it up with the cards, Lenny. I've
got you clocked at two miles per hour.
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00:14:12,090 --> 00:14:14,296
Put that away.
Radar guns give you cancer.
189
00:14:14,509 --> 00:14:16,466
All the more reason to hurry up.
190
00:14:16,636 --> 00:14:18,676
Hey, what could be going
100 miles per--?
191
00:14:20,889 --> 00:14:23,724
Illegal gambling in my house?
192
00:14:23,934 --> 00:14:26,175
Your house? Your house?
193
00:14:26,352 --> 00:14:30,267
Gee, it's so glamorously decorated,
I thought I was in Vegas.
194
00:14:30,481 --> 00:14:33,102
Hey, you guys lied to me!
You said it was Vegas!
195
00:14:33,275 --> 00:14:36,193
-We'll be going.
-We'll just be going. See you around.
196
00:14:36,361 --> 00:14:39,066
Marge, you chased away
all my poker buddies.
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00:14:39,239 --> 00:14:40,697
I didn't mean to.
198
00:14:40,990 --> 00:14:42,781
You've become such a cop.
199
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:45,406
Not that long ago,
you were so much more to me.
200
00:14:45,703 --> 00:14:50,412
You were a cleaner of puts, a sewer
of buttons, an unplugger of hairy clogs.
201
00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:52,368
I'm still all those things.
202
00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:56,457
Only now I'm cleaning up the city,
sewing together the social fabric...
203
00:14:56,671 --> 00:14:59,340
...and unplugging the clogs
of our legal system.
204
00:14:59,506 --> 00:15:01,002
You're cooking what for dinner?
205
00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:06,928
Everywhere I look,
someone is breaking the law.
206
00:15:07,513 --> 00:15:11,345
Dog, no leash. Man littering.
207
00:15:11,517 --> 00:15:13,427
Horse not wearing diaper.
208
00:15:13,811 --> 00:15:17,761
Car parked across
three handicapped spaces.
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00:15:17,981 --> 00:15:21,100
-Homer!
-Hey, Marge. How's my little piglet?
210
00:15:21,276 --> 00:15:23,482
Homer, I'm on duty.
211
00:15:23,653 --> 00:15:26,441
That's okay.
I'm supposed to be working too.
212
00:15:26,614 --> 00:15:28,109
You have to move your car.
213
00:15:28,282 --> 00:15:32,861
I'll just be a second, Marge. I'm going to
get some beer for those kids over there.
214
00:15:33,661 --> 00:15:38,454
I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
But you have to move your car now.
215
00:15:38,624 --> 00:15:41,957
I'll be right back. Now keep your eyes
peeled for a real cop.
216
00:15:42,127 --> 00:15:44,168
That's it!
I'm gonna write you a ticket!
217
00:15:44,379 --> 00:15:46,953
-Come on! We're family!
-You're breaking the law!
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00:15:47,215 --> 00:15:48,413
I'll make you a deal.
219
00:15:48,591 --> 00:15:52,127
You rip up that ticket
and I'll give you back your hat!
220
00:15:56,848 --> 00:16:01,178
Homer, taking an officer's cap
is an arrestable offense.
221
00:16:01,519 --> 00:16:04,521
What are you gonna do about it?
What are you gonna do, huh?
222
00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:09,268
"I'm Officer Marge.
I'm gonna arrest you." Whoa! What?
223
00:16:09,610 --> 00:16:12,362
Marge, not here. Hey.
224
00:16:12,529 --> 00:16:15,862
-You're not really arresting me?
-You have the right to remain silent.
225
00:16:16,074 --> 00:16:18,031
I choose to waive that right.
226
00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:28,618
All right, Simpson. You're free to go.
227
00:16:29,585 --> 00:16:33,370
Let me just finish this last lobster tail
and raspberry torte.
228
00:16:34,632 --> 00:16:37,336
All right, Hans. Time to go.
229
00:16:37,551 --> 00:16:39,627
But he ate my last meal.
230
00:16:39,803 --> 00:16:43,634
If that's the worst thing that happens
to you today, consider yourself lucky.
231
00:16:43,806 --> 00:16:47,175
Are you really allowed to execute
people in a local jail?
232
00:16:47,351 --> 00:16:49,012
From this point on, no talking.
233
00:16:52,814 --> 00:16:57,061
I'm sorry I had to arrest you, Homer,
but what I did was right.
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00:16:57,235 --> 00:17:01,481
When you need it, you'll be happy there
are dedicated cops like me out there.
235
00:17:01,697 --> 00:17:03,488
I have nothing more to say to you.
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I'm drawing a line down the center
of the house, a la I Lave Lucy.
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You stay on your side
and I'll stay on my side.
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Boy, when Marge first told me
she was going to the police academy...
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...I thought it'd be fun and exciting.
You know, like that movie Spaceballs.
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Instead it's been painful and disturbing,
like that movie Police Academy.
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Hey, Homer.
I'm worried about the beer supply.
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After this case, and the other case,
there's only one case left!
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Yeah, yeah! Barney's right!
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Yeah, let's drink some beer.
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What about some beer?
Yeah, Barney's right.
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All right, guys. Pipe down.
I got some more in the garage.
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No. I'll get it for you, Homer.
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I wonder why he's so eager
to go to the garage.
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The garage. Hey, fellas! The garage.
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Well, la-Di-da, Mr. Frenchman.
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-Well, what do you call it?
-A car hole.
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-You're late, Herman.
-Surely you don't mind waiting...
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...for merchandise of this quality,
Mr. Jericho?
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Looks like good stuff. But, of course,
I'll have to sample it first.
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These are fabulous!
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Yeah. Who would suspect
that they're counterfeit jeans?
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What better place to make the buy...
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...than in a cop's garage,
where no one would suspect a thing?
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Herman, I had to come out here
to see what's so funny.
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A counterfeit-jeans ring operating
out of my car hole!
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I'm gonna tell everyone! Wait here.
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Not so fast.
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Okay.
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Maybe you should just stop entirely.
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Herman, how could you?
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We've all thought
about counterfeiting jeans.
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But what about the victims?
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Hardworking designers like Calvin Klein,
Gloria Vanderbilt or Antoine Bugle Boy?
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These are the people who saw
an overcrowded marketplace...
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...and said, "Me too!"
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Advance on him, men.
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I don't think that's a very good idea.
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Oh, no! It's Gloria Vanderbilt
out for revenge.
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No, it's Officer Simpson of the police.
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Herman, your beef is with me!
Leave the girl out of this!
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-Okay.
-Homer!
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It's too late for me, Marge!
Sell the jeans and live like a queen!
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Is Bart home?
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Just taking Maggie for a stroll.
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I guess I am putting up
the Halloween decorations a little early.
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Criticism accepted.
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Marge!
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-Go, Mom!
-Bust him! All right, Mom!
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Go back to bed!
Don't make me come up there!
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Looks like your wife
is embarking up the wrong tree.
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Freeze! Every mother knows the secret
entrance to her son's tree house.
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Oh, Marge, you saved my life.
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I'm sorry I teased you.
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You're a really good cop.
I'm proud of you.
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So long. Gotta catch the 501.
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-He's getting away! You blew it, Marge.
-I don't think so.
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Foiled by my own
shoddy merchandise!
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That's my ambulance!
I called for it four hours ago!
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Marge, how did you know?
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-That the pants would rip?
-No. What--
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Years of buying pants for children
and a full-seated husband...
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...has given me a sixth sense
for shoddy stitching...
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...which these jeans have in spades.
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That's nice work, Simpson, but we
can't hold him. There's no evidence.
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There's a garage full
of counterfeit jeans.
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They've mysteriously disappeared.
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Looking good, boys.
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That's it. There's too much
corruption on this force. I quit.
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Sorry to lose you, Simpson.
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I don't think they're coming back.
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Well, that does it. That does it.
I'm looking at his cards.
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Crap. I fold.