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The Simpsons.

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These Swedish furniture designers

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sure have some far-out ideas.

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I mean, a green table?

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I wouldn't have thought of that
in my wildest dreams.

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And these bean bag chairs
look so comfortable.

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Hey, there's someone else in here.

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Argh, she swallowed me whole.

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You put it together yourself.

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All you need is me, Allen Wrench.

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He's named after what he is.

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Cool costume.

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It's not a costume.

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They found me inside a meteor.

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Excuse me, where are your hamper lids?

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Hamper lids?
Uh, third floor.

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Help!
I need tungsten to live.

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Tungsten!

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Whoa...

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Ooh, look at all these
clever pencil holders.

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Ooh! I want to get the Kronk.

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Mmm. You don't want something
that overshadows the pencils.

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How about this... Popli?

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Mom, no!

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Everyone at school picks on
the Popli kids,

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even I do!

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I just hate them so much.

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Yes, I will have the polpenlugen

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and don't skimp on the doodlemunch.

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How ingenious!

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The forks are made out of Lego.

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Hello, Simpsons!

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Hey, Apu, Manjula.

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You guys are still married?

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Oh, yes, sir, quite happily.

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Pay up, Marge.

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Say, what you got there?

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I don't know, exactly.

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It's from the room of lamps
that do not look like lamps.

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Oh, little Maggie, aren't you cute

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with your little bow?

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Maggie loves baby talk.

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- That was Hindi.
- Oh. Sorry.

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So, have you two thought about kids?

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Well, sure we have, but the decision

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to have a child is not to be made lightly.

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On the other hand, monkey see, monkey do.

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Kids are the best, Apu.

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You can teach them to hate
the things you hate.

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And they practically raise themselves

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what with the Internet and all.

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Well, perhaps it is time.

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I've noticed this country
is dangerously underpopulated.

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Are you sure you want a child, Apu?

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You know I do.

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I mean, there comes a time in a man's life

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when he asks himself,

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"Who will float my corpse
down the Ganges?"

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Oh, Apu, take me now.

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Oh, Calcutta!

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Hey, Apu, sitting
in the ice cream cooler, eh?

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By chilling my loins,
I increase the chances

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of impregnating my wife.

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Whoa-ho, too much information.

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Thanks for the mental picture.

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Why don't you tell us
what you really think?

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Would you stop spouting
those hackneyed quips?

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Could you be any more...

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Hello?

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Look, just give me some ice cream.

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Um. How about one not touching your ass?

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Manjula has begun to ovulate.

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Thanks for sharing...

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more than I wanted to know!

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Here goes nothing.

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Baby...

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Baby...

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Oh... lemon.

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All that sex for nothing.

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Well, that is a pretty grim assessment.

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You know, Homer, you might want

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to open those cans before they explode.

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But the cans seal in the flavor.

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OK.

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So, how's the tribe coming along?

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Any papooses?

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No. Still no luck.

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Tell me, Homer,
did you have to take any...

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special steps when you
decided to have children?

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"Decided"?

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That's classic! "Decided."

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Babies just happen.

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Well, not to us, they don't.

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Oh, Homer, we have tried everything.

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Oysters, gravity boots,

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Sanjay's bed, every possible position.

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Really?

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On top and underneath?

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Eh... yes.

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Well, don't worry, I can help you.

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I'm all about ideas.

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Kids! Come and get it!

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Now, this situation is guaranteed

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to end in pregnancy.

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I'm willing to play the high school jock,

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but did you have to cut
the roof off my car?

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Hup-hup-hup-hup. That's an Apu question.

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You're "Greg."

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"Uh, gee, Betsy, it's such a nice night.

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Why don't we go all the way?

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"But Greg, my dad will kill me.

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"And you have that scholarship

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to Ivy League State."

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"Loosen up, baby.

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Tomorrow I'm shipping off to Vietnam."

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I thought I was going to Ivy League State.

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My mistake. Stay in the moment.

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"Just promise not to forget me

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on your dinosaur-bone-digging-up trip."

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And that's my cue to exit.

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Homer!

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I just wanted to invite
you to the wrap party.

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And that's my cue to exit.

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Baby...

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Baby...

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Pirate?

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No, no, wait a minute!

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Pirates are wild!

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We are pregnant!

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Oh! Oh, get lost.

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Man, the last nine months sure were crazy.

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I'll say. I learned the true meaning
of Columbus Day.

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I enjoyed a brief but memorable stint

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as sideshow Marge.

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I became the most popular girl in school.

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But blew it by being conceited.

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And then I learned
the true meaning of winter.

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Apu, do you still find me attractive?

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Of course I do, sweetheart.

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You are beautiful and silky
and manageable.

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You're reading that off
a conditioner bottle.

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I... That's true.

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But you still have a...

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My water broke.

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Oh, we must drive to the hospital.

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Cleanup in aisle three.

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Oh, finally.

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Gil's moving up to the big leagues, boy.

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Aw, my back...

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Apu, come quick!

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You're missing the miracle!

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Oh, my sweet husband,

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say hello to your firstborn child.

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Oh. You shall be the jewel of our lives.

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Aw... Now, say hello
to your other seven children.

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My... what?

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We had quite a discussion

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about the funniest way
to reveal them to you.

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You have octuplets.

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It rolls off your tongue
and into your heart, "octuplets."

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Apu, you should have seen your face

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when they showed you
those babies.

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Yeah. It looked just like that.

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Apu, say hello to Poonam, Sashi.

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Pria, Uma, Anoop, Sandeep, Nabendu

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and Mama's clear favorite, Gheet.

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How did we get eight?

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Apu, I must confess.

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When we were having trouble conceiving,

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I took fertility drugs.

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I, too, I am afraid, am guilty

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of monkeying with nature.

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I slipped fertility drugs
into your breakfast squishy.

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Well, that would only account
for quintuplets.

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Did anyone else slip
this woman fertility drugs?

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Mine tasted like strawberry.

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Mmm. Ovulicious.

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Would you say you and your babies

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have a "love-eight" relationship?

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Absolutely. Yes.

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No. Say it. We need a sound bite.

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We have a "love-eight" relationship.

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Yes. Kent Brockman, Channel Six.

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How would you respond to people who say

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this kind of multiple birth

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is more suited to, say,
a possum than a human being?

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Wha... Who would say such a thing?

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Well... Pundits, wags...

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I'm not the one on trial here.

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No one is on trial.

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This is a joyous occasion for all,

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and the outpouring of support
has been so lucrative.

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Yes. We have already received

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lifetime supplies
of baby powder and Pepsi-B.

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Free baby cola?

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Apu hits the jackpot

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and I'm stuck with
these useless one-tuplets.

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Gee, sorry for being born.

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I've been waiting so long to hear that.

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How do you feel about this avalanche
of free merchandise?

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Oh, the companies are so generous.

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Except the Q-tip people.

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They only gave us three crates.

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They can rot in hell.

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But the good folks at Sony...

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Their giant TV will really
help us love our babies.

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I'm here at Shelbyville Hospital

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where a local woman has just given birth

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to nine, that's right, nine babies.

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Some say eight babies is a blessing,

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but they don't know the joy of nine.

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Would you say you're on cloud nine?

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We're on cloud nine!

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Oh. They even have
a better sound bite than us.

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Nine babies? That's barbaric!

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Nonuplets? Now, that's something
you don't see every day.

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Let's get this stuff to the real heroes,

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the Shelbyville Nine!

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Wait! That's our ottoman!

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Don't worry, my little curry-face.

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We don't need corporate handouts.

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Our children will live on love.

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Apu! It's 4:00 a.m.

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You are late for work.

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Oh. I just had the most
beautiful dream where I died.

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Oh, no, you don't, not till
they're out of college.

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Listen, I'll die when I want to.

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Thank you. Steal again.

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Well, morning, Apu.

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How are the little blessings?

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Ooh, they're a ravenous swarm of locusts,

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just eating and screaming
and grabbing and poking

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and pulling and drooling

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and two have cradle rash.

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How do you get cradle rash

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when you sleep in a suitcase?

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They can be a handful...

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- of joy.
- Shut up!

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They'll fill your lives with...

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Just shut up!

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Can't put a price on a miracle.

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I can't believe you don't shut up.

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Oh, look at that.

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Ooh, a gingerbread house.

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Hansel and Gretel are set for life.

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You know, I saw Apu today.

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He's really frazzled.

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Boy, that Hansel sure can eat.

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Ah! My corneas!

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You were saying?

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Apu told me all eight babies have colic.

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Although, he thinks one or two

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might just be going along with the crowd.

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Eight kids. Hmm.

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I'm sterile, right, baby doll?

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Yes, dear, from the nuclear plant.

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Beautiful.

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Knock, knock.

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Apu?

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Manjula?

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Marge, I've got a bad feeling about this.

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Welcome to my nightmare.

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I know you had your hands full
with the babies.

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So I baked you some banana bread.

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Oh, hallelujah, our problems are solved.

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We have banana bread.

267
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Well, you don't have to be sarcastic.

268
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:22,760
Oh, look, who's here.
The family with one baby.

269
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:25,012
How do you manage?

270
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:28,057
Marge, they've turned into jerks.

271
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,850
I'm very sorry. We've been rude.

272
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,019
Can I offer you something to drink?

273
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:33,643
- No, thanks.
- No, thanks.

274
00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:36,023
Apu, they're doing it again.

275
00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:38,818
OK, break it up.

276
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,820
Maybe you two should get a nanny.

277
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,322
Yes, and what would
I pay her with? Banana bread?

278
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:46,075
Sorry, sorry. It's just
we haven't slept in days

279
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,910
and we're running out of money and...

280
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:48,993
Banana bread?

281
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,454
What the hell were you thinking?

282
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:51,539
Banana bread.

283
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,541
I apologize, apologize again.

284
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:54,750
As a token of forgiveness,

285
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,210
please take this baby.

286
00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:57,586
No! Marge, no!

287
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:03,300
Mr. Nahasa... Pasa...

288
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:04,468
Aw, forget it.

289
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,846
Listen, you look like
you could use some help.

290
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,556
- Come with me.
- OK.

291
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,140
But you don't know who he is.

292
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:11,851
Who cares? There's only one of him.

293
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,521
What if your babies could live in a place

294
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:17,982
with round-the-clock child care,

295
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:20,734
all expenses paid, full medical,

296
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,653
dental, tutors, the works?

297
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,238
I would say that there must be

298
00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:26,031
some sort of horrible catch.

299
00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:30,452
The zoo?

300
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,621
What? Everybody loves my zoo.

301
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,956
You don't love my zoo?

302
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,875
I dare you to look at a kangaroo

303
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,084
and not laugh.

304
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,168
I dare you.

305
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:42,464
Well, they're usually funnier.

306
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,303
Look, I'm not going
to put my babies in a zoo.

307
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,430
Don't say no till you see the habitat.

308
00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:50,431
The habitat?

309
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:51,599
I mean, the nursery.

310
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:54,059
Oh, my goodness.

311
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:59,857
Not too shabby, eh?
They'll have the best of care.

312
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:02,484
And all I ask is
that you let the local folks

313
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,820
share a little glimpse of your blessing.

314
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,948
But is it right to put such young children
on display?

315
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:09,408
Sure, it is.

316
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:10,993
Butch Patrick?

317
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,161
That's right.

318
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,495
I was TV's Eddie Munster.

319
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,123
And being in the public eye
didn't mess me up one bit.

320
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,126
Well, obviously.

321
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,669
Hey, one question, Eddie.

322
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,296
- Butch.
- Eh, right, right.

323
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:24,214
If your mother was a vampire

324
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:26,008
and your father was a Frankenstein,

325
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,384
how come you are a werewolf?

326
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,553
Huh. I never thought of that.

327
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,180
Doesn't make sense, does it?

328
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,116
But what does make sense
is putting your children

329
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:34,683
in the hands of Mr. Kidkill here.

330
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,478
Please, please... Larry. Larry Kidkill.

331
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,441
I don't care what Butch Patrick says.

332
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,568
It just doesn't seem right.

333
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,487
We wouldn't be giving the babies away.

334
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:47,947
We'd be moving in with them.

335
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,449
They'll have a traditional
"zoo-îsh" upbringing.

336
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,331
Well, maybe we could try it.

337
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,418
- Whoa!
- Hey, what the...

338
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:04,254
Hey, I'm a notary.
So, I got that going, too.

339
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:17,142
Oh... you like that, don't you, Poonam?

340
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,353
Yeah, who's a clean baby, huh?

341
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:23,315
Ah, now, this is a happy family.

342
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,775
You liking this thing?

343
00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:26,318
How's this humidity, good?

344
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,403
Why am I asking?

345
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,279
I can see on the meter it's good.

346
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,532
Oh, everything is perfect.

347
00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:35,077
Yeah, nothing's too good
for my little angels.

348
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,162
Hup! It's almost showtime.

349
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:38,288
Showtime?

350
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:43,460
All right, people.

351
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:44,980
If you're not in a diaper,
get off my stage.

352
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,296
Off, off, off, off.

353
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,176
I can't believe we're going
to see the octuplets.

354
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,845
You already saw them.

355
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,431
Yeah, but now their umbilical cords
have fallen off.

356
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:57,933
Ladies and gentlemen,

357
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:02,146
get ready for the eight wonders
of the Third World.

358
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:04,690
Welcome to Octopia!

359
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:12,865
He can't talk, but, man, can he rock.

360
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:16,618
Say hello to the baddest baby
in the whole damn town...

361
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:17,828
Animal!

362
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:19,371
Welcome to the jungle.

363
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,622
We got fun and games.

364
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,083
We got everything you want...

365
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,334
How can he rebel?

366
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:25,738
He doesn't even know where he is.

367
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:30,466
Uh-oh, sounds like
one of the babies has a fever.

368
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:33,135
Dance fever, that is.

369
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,347
Let's hear it for Dazzle!

370
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,518
She's no Liza, but it works.

371
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,814
And now the standup who can't even sit up.

372
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,858
Give it up for Punchline!

373
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:57,076
He's thinking what we're all saying.

374
00:17:57,159 --> 00:18:00,454
But all the laughs in the world
won't protect you

375
00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:03,707
from the stern discipline of...

376
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,292
the Baron.

377
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,465
Boo, Baron.

378
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:13,050
And... the rest.

379
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,594
R-O-C-K in the U.S.A.

380
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,764
R-O-C-K in the U.S.A.

381
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:20,891
R-O-C-K in the U.S.A.

382
00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:22,226
Good night, Springfield.

383
00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:23,310
We'll be back in an hour.

384
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:25,521
Rockin' in the U.S.A.

385
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:30,567
Good babies.

386
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:31,819
Good, good babies.

387
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:32,902
Work with Dazzle.

388
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,154
She's a lox out there.

389
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,366
How could you do this to our children?

390
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,868
I know, the lighting cues were a mess.

391
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,370
Don't worry, the guy's been fired.

392
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,122
Our babies are not circus freaks.

393
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,498
We're taking them home now.

394
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,834
Hold on, Alpo. We got a contract.

395
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,001
Not anymore.

396
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:51,588
Laminated.

397
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,090
You monster!

398
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,842
Terence, Christopher.

399
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,802
Will you show these two to the exit?

400
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,349
I'm afraid there's nothing I can do.

401
00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:04,226
The zookeeper paid you off, didn't he?

402
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,310
Paid me off?

403
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,645
What, are you crazy?

404
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,650
So we'll never see our children again?

405
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,527
Well, they might give Dazzle back.

406
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:16,488
The buzz is, she's got one more show
to turn it around.

407
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,240
Well, if the police won't help us,

408
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,659
we'll simply have to take
the law into our own hands.

409
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:23,954
Yeah, yeah, a lot of people
are doing that these days.

410
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:35,299
These animals certainly
act different at night.

411
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,854
Oh, my little treasures.

412
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:51,356
We'll get you out of this terrible place.

413
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,402
She's waking up.

414
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:57,654
Don't worry, I brought some chloroform.

415
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:58,655
Pleasant dreams.

416
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,407
There... and there.

417
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:03,243
You idiot! Those are Colorforms.

418
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:08,665
Nabendu...

419
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,334
Pria... and Sashi.

420
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,543
Now let's go!

421
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:20,052
OK, this is getting weird.

422
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,683
Oh, my precious babies.

423
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,518
We'll never let you go.

424
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,562
Oh, let's get this awful thing off.

425
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,233
Let me... OK, whatever.

426
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,527
Hold it right there, scumbags!

427
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,364
Please, Mr. Kidkill,

428
00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:41,782
look into your heart.

429
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:44,326
I know these babies have
a lifetime contract.

430
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:48,121
But what if I put together
an even better act for you?

431
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:50,082
Something sensational!

432
00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,833
It's not just you prancing around

433
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,293
in a monkey suit, is it?

434
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,586
Not anymore.

435
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,713
You've got yourself a deal.

436
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:02,261
Highway to the danger zone.

437
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,429
Quiet! You're breaking character.

438
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,599
Highway to the danger zone.

439
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,309
Are those real cobras?

440
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,727
"Some are real,

441
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,330
Some are just robots filled with venom."

442
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,231
Now, that is a true friend.

443
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:15,594
You know, if he can handle that,

444
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:17,776
maybe we can handle this bunch.

445
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:19,945
We'll do our best, chutney-butt.

446
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,824
OK, OK, don't panic, Butch.

447
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:25,325
Release the mongoose!

448
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,868
Highway to the danger zone.

449
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:44,636
Stupid mongoose! Get the snake! The snake!

450
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,264
Do I look like a snake? Ow! Ow!

451
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:49,808
Why isn't he listening to me?

452
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,521
Show's over! Show's over!

453
00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:56,940
Next show at eight o'clock and ten!

454
00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:31,558
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