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The Simpsons.

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The Itchy and Scratchy show.

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He was so young.

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So sad.

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Hey!

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OK. Here goes.

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Cloning is a troubling issue.

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I like the ones where
the mouse kills the cat.

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What's in the box, Mom?

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This box?

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Oh, nothing.

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Are you sure? You sound nervous.

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Well, anyone would be nervous

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with all the economic turmoil

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you read about in the... Huh!

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Get her! She's doing something!

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- It's the goodwill truck!
- She cleaned out the attic!

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Our junk!

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And the exits are sealed.

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Go to plan B.

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Good God! Come on!

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Go! Go!

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I'm trying!

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Stop yelling at me!

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Oh, no. You don't!

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Oh, precious heirlooms.

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Daddy would never let them take you.

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Ooh! That was scary.

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We came this close to losing
our spare Christmas tree stand.

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You monster!

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Look. Here's the box

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from my Pitch Back.

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If I still had it, I could

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put it in here.

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I'll never get rid

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of this useless junk.

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Useless? This flashcube

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has two flashes left.

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You guys never use any of this stuff.

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Look at these. You bought them after
the Nagano Olympics and never skied once.

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If you would just stop
being so impulsive, maybe...

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Hey, let's go skiing right now!

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Yeah, Dad. Let's go skiing!

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No!

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OK, here it comes.
Keep your eyes on the chair.

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Look, Dad, it's the drummer from Bread!

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Where? Stop!

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Wow, this chair lift sure goes high.

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Oh, finally.

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Some gentle rocking will relax you, Mom.

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Stop it!

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Uh. See, Mom? You conquered your fears,

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- and now you're ready to...
- I'm sorry!

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Hmm, "The Widowmaker."
Oh, that one's for the ladies.

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"Spinebuster." Boring.

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Ooh, "Colostomizer."

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Don't hurt me. Here's my wallet.

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Hi-diddly-ho, schuss-in-boots.

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Flanders!

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That suit's a little revealing, isn't it?

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Well, it allows for maximum mobility.

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Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.

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Quit it! Must wash eyes!

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OK, don't panic. Remember
what the instructor said,

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"If you ever get into any trouble,
all you need to do is...

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Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all...

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Nothing at all... Nothing at all!"

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Stupid, sexy Flanders!

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Ow, my legs!

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This is the worst pain ever.

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Single.

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So hard,
but so rewarding.

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Downhill skiers missing. Fun.

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Oh, who am I kidding?

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Wow! What a perfect scene.

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This was so worth it.

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Don't worry, little friends.
I won't hurt you.

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Eep!

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Leave those deer alone.

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But they were trying to eat me.

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Those deer?

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- But they...
- Come on. I'll drop you off at the lodge.

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Whoa! Flat 540!

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I'm getting aggro on this kicker.

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Stomp that pickle revert.

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Excellent. Your lingo
is progressing nicely.

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Can I go to the bathroom?

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Say it in "Snowboard."

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Um, I got to blast a dookie.

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Dook on!

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Snow Fox at 5:00.

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Move it in, shove it out, Disco lady.

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- Is this seat taken?
- I think that's an armrest.

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So, do you party?

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You mean, like, uh, hats and noisemakers
kind of party?

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Sure, baby. Whatever your trip is.

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Disco Stu wants you to be comfortable
while he does his thing.

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Who's Disco Stu?

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- Hey, Mom!
- Hi, pumpkins.

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Kids?

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Back away, not today Disco lady.

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Have you been in here all day?

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You missed all the fun.

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Skiing fanny-first into a crevasse

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isn't my idea of fun.

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The only risk I'm taking is
running out of marshmallows.

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Somebody get a doctor.

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Aw, man, another clock accident.

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No wonder. Look at this.

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That ought to hold it.

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I want my wife to get the best treatment
money can buy.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't go nuts.

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Nah, better than that. Perfect.

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Yeesh. I can't believe
she went home with those guys.

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Well, as you can see,
it's a compound fracture.

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The leg must remain motionless.

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Otherwise, a hunk of bone
could zoom right to her brain.

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I can't be in the hospital.

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Tomorrow is laundry day,

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and I've got to de-meat Lisa's bologna.

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We'll be fine, honey.

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The main thing is for you to get better.

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And don't worry.
All the laundry and dirty dishes

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will be there when you get back.

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No, they won't.

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We'll all pitch in on the housework.

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Right, guys? Guys?

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- Take that.
- Hey! Hey!

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Sweetie, it's nice that you want to

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take charge around the house.

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But don't be a hero.

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Just make sure your father
eats all his meals over a tarp,

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but not the good tarp.

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I want you to get married on that someday.

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Oh, Mom, I've seen what you do
around the house,

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and I can handle it.

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Maybe, I can even
make things more efficient.

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Oh, really? Well, knock yourself out.

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Just don't expect
any miracles from those two.

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Got you! Got you!

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Good Lord! You're wasting

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thousands of dollars

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worth of interferon.

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And you're "interferon"

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with our good time.

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Well, I'll be.

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That cured my canker sores.

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- Morning.
- Dad, where are your clothes?

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I don't know.

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Don't tell me Mom dresses you.

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I guess, or one of her friends.

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OK, now, we're going to draw jobs
from the chore hat.

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Come on, bikini inspector.

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"Scrub toilet." OK, that was a practice.

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Practice. Practice.

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OK, here we go. "Feed fish."

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- I'll supervise.
- You know, the reason for the hat...

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Oh, it's a great hat.

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No one's questioning the hat.

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Will you at least do the dishes?

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Lisa, I'll do the dishes

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when I pick it out of the chore hat,

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and it's not a practice.

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See? There it is.

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But that was a practice.

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The system works.

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Come on, eat, you lazy fish.

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Oh! You're going to be late.

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Here are your lunches, and no trading
your fruit for firecrackers.

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Oh, but Lenny just got
some bottle rockets.

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You stay away from Lenny.

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Where's your sweater, Bart?

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It unraveled on a nail.

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That's not true. He left it on the bus.

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- You're dead, squealer.
- Lisa, help!

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Those boys of mine.

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Mrs. Simpson! What are you doing?

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I couldn't sleep knowing
that window had a smudge on it.

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You're here to rest.

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If you want the window cleaned,

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just push the call button.

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Oh, I don't want to be a bother.

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Wouldn't bother us.
It just turns up your morphine.

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Oh, so it does.

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Stop pushing that!

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Mr. Sakamoto is here for your acupressure.

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Now, Mrs. Simpson,

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just lie back and relax.

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Mr. Sakamoto wants you to be comfortable

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while he does his thing.

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Oh, I don't think I need any...

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Ooh... Oh, wow!

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OK, guys, dinner's ready!

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The cheese isn't quite melted.

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Let me just pop it back in the...

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Here you go.

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Slivered almonds for the green beans.

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I'll be right back.

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So, how was your day?

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Bart, you were supposed to scour the pans.

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They need to soak.

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You said that four days ago.

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Look! They're rusted through.

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- It's an illusion.
- No, it's not.

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- I got the groceries.
- Good.

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Maple soda?

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A cell phone full of candy?

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Astronaut bread?

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It's the bread of astronauts.

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I didn't know Aerosmith made a cereal.

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Dad, I gave you a list.

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Oh, yeah.

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You were way off.

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Hello, lollipop island.

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There's a little girl here

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who had too many sour balls.

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Anyway, where were we?

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Hello? Hello?

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They hung up.

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Talk to me.

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Hey, Mom, how's the leg?

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Leg? Oh! Oh, that.

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It's pretty great.

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How are things at home?

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Oh, couldn't be better.

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- Marco.
- Polo.

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- Marco.
- Polo.

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Marc...

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- Polo.
- So, Mom, you think you'll be

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getting out of there soon?

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I don't know, honey.

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I've got a lot of therapy left.

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I really thought
I could handle this, but...

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I think so, too. Bye.

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Lucy?

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You hit her pretty hard there, Rick.

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Will you guys turn that thing down?

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Sweetie, if we didn't
turn it down for the cops

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what chance do you have?

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He hit her again.

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Losing your marbles, huh, kid?

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- Lucy?
- Lucy McGillicuddy Ricardo Carmichael.

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And I think there's some more.

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What are you doing here?

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I came from heaven to help you

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get revenge on these bums.

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Is there an ashtray around here?

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- Will this do?
- Thanks, doll.

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Now, we need a scheme

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to teach those slobs a lesson.

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You mean like when you hid inside

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the Congo drum to scare Ricky?

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Hey, stay away from the drums.
That's my bit.

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I got it!
Here's what you do.

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Wait until they fall asleep,

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then you sneak into their rooms

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and make sure
they're fast asleep because...

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My skin! My beautiful skin!

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Lisa, help!

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What's wrong with us?

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I don't like the looks of this.

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You don't? 'Cause that's what I said.

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- Tell her, Bart.
- Shut up! Shut up!

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We better check with a doctor.

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Welcome to Virtual Doctor,

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from the makers of Dragon Quest
and Sim Sandwich.

267
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Enter symptoms now!

268
00:15:58,958 --> 00:15:59,875
Let's see.

269
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,919
- Crusty sores.
- Yes.

270
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:03,003
Horrible wailing.

271
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,005
Yes... Yes!

272
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,341
Any exposure to unsanitary conditions?

273
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:09,051
Duh! We're pigs!

274
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:12,680
OK, and... diagnose.

275
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,765
You've got leprosy.

276
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:16,183
Leprosy!

277
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:21,188
Unclean!

278
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:22,773
Help us, Virtual Doc!

279
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:25,150
Look at me, I'm on my knees.

280
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,276
Good-bye.

281
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:30,614
Excellent.

282
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:37,246
Leprosy? I can't believe it.
That fortune cookie was right.

283
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,164
Why would God punish a kid?

284
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:40,874
I mean, an American kid.

285
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:44,586
Now, guys, leprosy thrives
in filthy conditions.

286
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,755
So your only chance
is to clean up the house.

287
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,091
- I'll get you a couple of mops.
- Mops?

288
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,427
The cure sounds worse than the disease.

289
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,388
At Sunday school, they said, the lepers
were cured by some bearded dude.

290
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:56,140
- Jesus?
- Yeah, that sounds right.

291
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,142
Oh, I think we're on the outs with him,

292
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,769
but I know someone
who's even holier than Jesus.

293
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,441
Hi-diddly-ho, I've...

294
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:11,363
Maude, come quick!
The Simpsons are covered with cooties!

295
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,782
- Help us!
- We're diseased!

296
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,951
Oh, no! That's leprosy!

297
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,287
Remember those scary lepers in Ben-Hur?

298
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,913
You saw Ben-Hur without me?

299
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,123
We were broken up then.

300
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,500
Well, that's no...

301
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:26,211
Brains!

302
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,547
Use your brains to help us.

303
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,299
Your delicious brains.

304
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,926
Oh, those poor souls.

305
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,137
What's the Christian thing to do?

306
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:39,892
Oh, thank you! Thank you, thank you,
you wonderful man!

307
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,731
All right! Food!

308
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,070
Bart! Leave some for Rod and Todd.

309
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,529
Here you go, lad.

310
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,364
Todd, no!

311
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,787
Uh, listen, Homer, we'd love to help you,

312
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,790
but we're not really set up for lepers.

313
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,708
So you're shunning us?

314
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,001
No, no, no, no, no.

315
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,377
I'm just thinking, we could

316
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:08,670
send you to a better place.

317
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:09,939
You know, a place where they could

318
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:11,381
really take care of you.

319
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:13,550
Oh, thank you, good sir!

320
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:20,182
Ooh, that smarts.

321
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,142
Boys, get the alcohol-free alcohol.

322
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,729
Well, I shall just get this cast off,

323
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,564
and you can go home to your...

324
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,483
Oh, my Lord!

325
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:31,485
Well, it has been a week.

326
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:34,238
Code blue! 1,000 cc's of leg wax, stat!

327
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:36,698
Lazy, no-good lepers.

328
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,700
Making me clean everything myself.

329
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,120
Hey, is Homer there?

330
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,663
No, he isn't.

331
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,915
- I don't know where he is.
- I'm a little worried.

332
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:47,459
He usually stops in for an eye-opener
on the way to work.

333
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,253
He told us he'd been going to the gym.

334
00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:51,130
Wow!

335
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,049
Anyway, you don't think he could be
at another bar, do you?

336
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,384
Because I couldn't take that.

337
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,052
I-I just couldn't. I...

338
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,764
Don't hang up on me!

339
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,516
I'm home, everybody.

340
00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:05,561
Gee, the house looks great.

341
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,646
Mom, I lost Dad and Bart.

342
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:09,523
Lost them? What do you mean?

343
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:12,359
I tricked them into thinking
they had leprosy.

344
00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:13,944
Hansen's disease.

345
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:16,530
You know, like that horrible cream soda?

346
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,073
Well, Dad and Bart ran away,

347
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,284
and no one seems to know where they went.

348
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:21,994
OK, OK, calm down.

349
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:23,662
They couldn't have gone too far.

350
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:24,997
Molokai?

351
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,206
You mean, Hawaii?

352
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,499
Uh-huh. That's the one.

353
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:28,750
They've got a top-notch

354
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,043
leper colony there,

355
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,503
so we shipped them right off.

356
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,589
Ooh, cost us a bundle, too.

357
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:36,216
I guess we'll have
an imagination Christmas this year.

358
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,594
Yay! Imagination Christmas!

359
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,345
I got a Pogo stick!

360
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,680
I got a hula hoop!

361
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,191
Here.

362
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,068
Whoa! This is a hospital?

363
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:56,195
That it is.

364
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:02,284
We'll take the cure, bag a few lobsters,

365
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,870
then watch some gay guys get married.

366
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,538
Ah, you must be the Simpsons.

367
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,541
Howdy. And thanks for not
recoiling in horror.

368
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,210
Thank you for the friendly "howdy."

369
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,753
Do we get a room with a view?

370
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:15,130
Oh, you'll have a great view
of the whole beach

371
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,715
from the electric needle room.

372
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,300
Really? The whole beach?

373
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:20,469
Yes, from the electric needle room.

374
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,638
Electric needle room?

375
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,485
Glad it's not me.

376
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:42,741
Time to turn over.

377
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:44,826
Here they are.

378
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,038
Oh, thank God you're all right.

379
00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:52,042
Dad, Bart, I played
a horrible trick on you,

380
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:53,585
and I'm really sorry.

381
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:56,004
You don't have leprosy. It's just oatmeal.

382
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:56,964
Yeah, we know.

383
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,383
I figured it out after
I ate one of my chest sores.

384
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:01,009
Well, then let's get out of here.

385
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,345
No way. We scored
a free Hawaiian vacation.

386
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,264
This place is a blast.

387
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:08,308
All we have to do is endure
two hours of blinding pain.

388
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:11,144
Then, it's nothing
but shopping and surfing.

389
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,438
Tonight, we're gonna put
our fake sores back on,

390
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,691
then jump the fence at club med
and scare the normals.

391
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:18,026
Well, it all sounds lovely, but...

392
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,862
Come on, loosen up. This is paradise.

393
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,285
Number one,
report to the dermabrasion hut.

394
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:30,622
That's me.

395
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,625
Aloha.

396
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,586
Aloha.

397
00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:41,591
Until we meet a...

398
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,889
You hit her
pretty hard there, Rick.

399
00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:31,975
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