1 00:00:35,083 --> 00:00:35,585 Whoa! 2 00:00:35,587 --> 00:00:38,229 Hello, boils and ghouls. 3 00:00:38,403 --> 00:00:40,026 I am the crypt-keeper, 4 00:00:40,253 --> 00:00:44,243 or should I say master of scare-i-monies? 5 00:00:47,356 --> 00:00:48,439 Priceless, sir. 6 00:00:48,467 --> 00:00:50,653 You made the word "ceremonies" frightening. 7 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,287 I know what I did. 8 00:00:52,810 --> 00:00:54,335 Hey, can we get going here? 9 00:00:54,901 --> 00:00:57,445 Listening to you two is more torture than the torture. 10 00:01:02,269 --> 00:01:04,319 Actually, no, this is worse. 11 00:01:04,613 --> 00:01:07,392 Although the right nipple spike seems a little dull. 12 00:01:08,582 --> 00:01:10,253 Oh, yeah. 13 00:01:10,328 --> 00:01:11,799 Oh, that's barbaric. 14 00:01:14,706 --> 00:01:15,895 Whoa, look at that! 15 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:17,092 My blood's a genius. 16 00:01:17,137 --> 00:01:19,303 Fancy Roman numerals and everything. 17 00:01:27,592 --> 00:01:28,874 Married to the blob 18 00:01:35,066 --> 00:01:37,630 Look! A shooting star! 19 00:01:37,705 --> 00:01:39,962 Hey, that's great. Let's look at it after. 20 00:01:42,858 --> 00:01:44,179 Whoa! 21 00:01:45,662 --> 00:01:47,295 That almost tore my head off. 22 00:01:47,309 --> 00:01:50,137 Oh, you always find an excuse not to make out. 23 00:01:54,973 --> 00:01:56,693 Whoo! A space marshmallow. 24 00:01:57,383 --> 00:01:59,043 Where do you think you're going? 25 00:02:02,393 --> 00:02:03,673 Dad, no! 26 00:02:03,678 --> 00:02:06,869 It could teach us the secret of interstellar travel. 27 00:02:06,953 --> 00:02:09,349 If he's so smart, how come he can't stay out of my mouth? 28 00:02:16,757 --> 00:02:18,508 How could you eat that goo? 29 00:02:18,586 --> 00:02:20,901 You don't know what galaxy it's from. 30 00:02:20,926 --> 00:02:23,839 Marge, I ate it; it's over. 31 00:02:23,864 --> 00:02:25,873 Oh, no, you don't! 32 00:02:34,576 --> 00:02:36,918 If I can keep down Arby's, I can keep down you. 33 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:51,825 Must eat, then poop, then eat some more, 34 00:02:51,828 --> 00:02:54,304 then eat while pooping. 35 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:02,239 Still hungry. 36 00:03:02,255 --> 00:03:03,185 Dad? 37 00:03:04,223 --> 00:03:06,628 Son, let me have a lick at you. 38 00:03:10,653 --> 00:03:11,761 Homer! 39 00:03:12,429 --> 00:03:15,888 You won't eat my stuffed peppers, but you'll eat our son? 40 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:17,267 Nag, nag, nag. 41 00:03:22,122 --> 00:03:23,271 Is that the cat? 42 00:03:23,327 --> 00:03:25,361 Uh, no, just gas. 43 00:03:25,507 --> 00:03:27,681 Food. Ooh. Food. 44 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,292 Ooh, teenagers. 45 00:03:40,191 --> 00:03:43,118 No, today's teens have enough problems without me eating them. 46 00:03:43,214 --> 00:03:44,966 Barbeque sauce fight! 47 00:03:47,031 --> 00:03:48,641 Oh, I gotcha! 48 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:53,653 The flames are sealing in my juices. 49 00:03:53,719 --> 00:03:55,654 I'll savor you. 50 00:03:58,600 --> 00:03:59,728 Mmm. 51 00:03:59,826 --> 00:04:01,587 Extra-virgin. 52 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:09,253 Tell my friends I died kissing a girl! 53 00:04:09,276 --> 00:04:09,778 No. 54 00:04:12,943 --> 00:04:16,845 Ooh. Beer-battered Germans. 55 00:04:24,864 --> 00:04:27,882 What did we Germans ever do to deserve this? 56 00:04:28,391 --> 00:04:30,415 Oh, right. 57 00:04:30,768 --> 00:04:33,516 Must eat more fat people. 58 00:04:33,682 --> 00:04:35,313 Thank God I'm in America. 59 00:04:35,382 --> 00:04:38,218 ♪ I like big guts and I cannot lie ♪ 60 00:04:38,234 --> 00:04:40,004 ♪ Double chins with the chafing thighs ♪ 61 00:04:40,022 --> 00:04:41,952 ♪ When a dude walks in with the hanging jowls ♪ 62 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,676 ♪ My stomach starts to growl... ♪ ♪ I'm gettin' hungry ♪ 63 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:47,064 ♪ So I masticate, chomping on the overweight ♪ 64 00:04:47,072 --> 00:04:49,374 ♪ I eat fat people for days ♪ 65 00:04:49,379 --> 00:04:51,295 ♪ Like potato chips by Lay's ♪ 66 00:04:51,299 --> 00:04:53,203 ♪ Try to eat just one, ♪ ♪ but it can't be done ♪ 67 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:54,599 ♪ I've got to eat a ton ♪ 68 00:04:54,602 --> 00:04:55,935 ♪ Baby likes fat ♪ 69 00:04:58,108 --> 00:05:00,041 ♪ Baby likes fat. ♪ 70 00:05:00,953 --> 00:05:03,849 I used to think these shirts were just for fat slobs. 71 00:05:10,039 --> 00:05:13,228 It's blob rule on the streets of Springfield. 72 00:05:13,266 --> 00:05:15,318 And to make matters worse, we're also being attacked 73 00:05:15,354 --> 00:05:17,377 by a 50-foot Lenny. 74 00:05:17,553 --> 00:05:19,698 Everyone's paying attention to Homer. 75 00:05:19,815 --> 00:05:21,063 I still like you. 76 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:22,722 Thanks, Invisible Carl. 77 00:05:25,166 --> 00:05:26,880 Mmm. Mmm. 78 00:05:27,085 --> 00:05:28,103 Mmm. 79 00:05:28,572 --> 00:05:29,953 Hi-de-ho, Bloborino. 80 00:05:30,521 --> 00:05:31,872 Eh. Mm. 81 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:32,944 Homer? 82 00:05:32,959 --> 00:05:33,578 Hmm? 83 00:05:33,975 --> 00:05:35,487 I need to talk to you. 84 00:05:35,933 --> 00:05:37,524 Dr. Phil McGraw! 85 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:40,959 You've got a weight problem, and you know it. 86 00:05:41,096 --> 00:05:41,875 You're right. 87 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:44,717 Starting tomorrow, no bread before dinner. 88 00:05:44,763 --> 00:05:48,413 Homer, don't sell me an outhouse and tell me it's the Taj Mahal. 89 00:05:48,489 --> 00:05:50,209 Yeah, Homer, stop doing that. 90 00:05:50,357 --> 00:05:53,242 It's time to open up a can of honesty. 91 00:05:53,330 --> 00:05:57,089 You're thinking about eating me right now, aren't you? 92 00:05:57,616 --> 00:05:58,405 Aren't you? 93 00:05:59,397 --> 00:06:02,385 That's ridiculous, talking fudge. 94 00:06:02,468 --> 00:06:04,163 Homer, your family's here. 95 00:06:04,275 --> 00:06:08,328 And you got to help me help them help you help me help you. 96 00:06:08,654 --> 00:06:10,267 Marge, I missed you. 97 00:06:10,415 --> 00:06:13,242 All this eating has put me in the mood for a little lovin'. 98 00:06:14,684 --> 00:06:17,108 I have to be honest with you... 99 00:06:17,112 --> 00:06:20,042 I can't love a 4,000-ton cannibal. 100 00:06:20,106 --> 00:06:22,490 What happened to "for better or for worse?!" 101 00:06:22,608 --> 00:06:24,431 Dad, you're eating Dr. Phil. 102 00:06:25,550 --> 00:06:26,550 It's amazing. 103 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,088 He tastes just like Jeffrey Tambor. 104 00:06:30,881 --> 00:06:33,226 Food does not equal love! 105 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:38,279 Marge, to keep you in my life, I'd do anything. 106 00:06:38,424 --> 00:06:40,449 There must be some way to turn my problem 107 00:06:40,456 --> 00:06:42,490 into a positive for the community. 108 00:06:42,835 --> 00:06:45,079 Hmm... Hmm... 109 00:06:45,317 --> 00:06:46,647 In you go, boys. 110 00:06:46,652 --> 00:06:51,901 We've got everything... warm beds, square meals, homeless women. 111 00:06:53,852 --> 00:06:56,308 I got a bad feeling about this, Blue. 112 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:02,142 Get in there. 113 00:07:10,405 --> 00:07:11,847 Nice to be indoors, isn't it? 114 00:07:12,714 --> 00:07:15,524 You gotta know when to golem 115 00:07:16,242 --> 00:07:17,673 Finally, I'd like to announce... 116 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:22,194 that starting Monday, this show will be broadcast in HDTV. 117 00:07:22,297 --> 00:07:23,459 Here's how I'll look. 118 00:07:23,978 --> 00:07:24,551 Heh? 119 00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:29,082 That's right... Look at your hero! 120 00:07:31,376 --> 00:07:32,548 Good night, everybody. 121 00:07:32,631 --> 00:07:34,084 Aren't you coming, Bart? 122 00:07:34,209 --> 00:07:36,201 Nah, I'm gonna go backstage and complain. 123 00:07:36,207 --> 00:07:39,507 This Krusty Brand alarm clock sprays acid in your face. 124 00:07:39,933 --> 00:07:40,642 Oh! 125 00:07:40,646 --> 00:07:43,243 You already showed me before! 126 00:07:44,776 --> 00:07:47,251 Whoa, Krusty's prop room. 127 00:07:51,233 --> 00:07:54,413 Cool! It's that clown car all those midgets drowned in. 128 00:07:55,653 --> 00:07:57,204 Wha..? 129 00:08:00,553 --> 00:08:02,445 Hey, kid. This ain't a museum. 130 00:08:02,591 --> 00:08:04,152 That's a museum. 131 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:06,111 For kids, $49 bucks. 132 00:08:06,370 --> 00:08:08,826 Krusty, what's that monster? 133 00:08:09,119 --> 00:08:11,939 It's the Golem of Prague. 134 00:08:13,359 --> 00:08:15,886 Legendary defender of the Jewish people, 135 00:08:15,981 --> 00:08:18,767 like Alan Dershowitz, but with a conscience. 136 00:08:19,336 --> 00:08:21,370 I kid Alan. We're friends. 137 00:08:21,425 --> 00:08:24,010 Anyway, back in the 1600s... 138 00:08:24,918 --> 00:08:29,091 a rabbi created this magic creature out of humble clay. 139 00:08:32,855 --> 00:08:34,568 The golem would perform any task 140 00:08:34,571 --> 00:08:38,022 that was written on a scroll and placed in its mouth. 141 00:08:51,754 --> 00:08:53,691 Now he works for me. 142 00:08:54,449 --> 00:08:56,865 So the wife says,"I don't have to pay for it. 143 00:08:56,959 --> 00:08:58,490 I put it on my charge plate." 144 00:08:58,576 --> 00:08:59,858 You suck, clown! 145 00:08:59,921 --> 00:09:01,513 You made my lady cry! 146 00:09:09,543 --> 00:09:12,972 "Come to my house at midnight." 147 00:09:17,479 --> 00:09:18,998 Now if you'll excuse me, 148 00:09:19,006 --> 00:09:22,426 I have to rehearse my "Desperate Houseflies" sketch. 149 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:24,030 Buzz, buzz. 150 00:09:24,165 --> 00:09:27,659 Ooh, here comes that sexy young garbageman. 151 00:09:30,535 --> 00:09:33,493 I'm gonna need a shoebox full of blow to get through this dreck. 152 00:09:48,695 --> 00:09:53,239 Bart, there's something I have to tell you father to son. 153 00:09:53,565 --> 00:09:56,352 I passed out on your turtle and killed it. 154 00:09:56,518 --> 00:09:57,818 Someday you'll thank me. 155 00:09:58,728 --> 00:09:59,876 Hey, Milhouse. 156 00:10:02,121 --> 00:10:03,321 It worked! 157 00:10:03,449 --> 00:10:06,116 Now, there's something I've wanted to do for a long time. 158 00:10:11,362 --> 00:10:12,641 Can't you read my writing? 159 00:10:12,647 --> 00:10:14,721 I didn't say kick Homer's "walls". 160 00:10:15,117 --> 00:10:16,028 What's goin' on? 161 00:10:16,435 --> 00:10:17,915 Ow! That's better. 162 00:10:23,726 --> 00:10:24,635 Yo, Simpson. 163 00:10:24,651 --> 00:10:25,851 Give us your lunch money. 164 00:10:25,894 --> 00:10:28,060 Mmm... I don't think so. 165 00:10:28,156 --> 00:10:31,937 In fact, why don't you give me your lunch money? 166 00:10:31,942 --> 00:10:34,058 Well, who's gonna make us? That golem? 167 00:10:34,062 --> 00:10:35,614 No, my go- 168 00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:37,009 Yes, him. 169 00:10:47,288 --> 00:10:49,706 Finally, someone who does whatever I say. 170 00:10:49,710 --> 00:10:52,166 Hey, Bart, I shaved my head like you told me. 171 00:10:52,450 --> 00:10:53,230 Get lost. 172 00:10:53,244 --> 00:10:54,326 Yes, Master. 173 00:10:58,347 --> 00:11:02,207 Bart, did your mystical Jewish monster beat up those bullies? 174 00:11:02,264 --> 00:11:03,965 Oh, it's always the Jews' fault. 175 00:11:04,374 --> 00:11:08,183 Well I think your golem doesn't like hurting people and I'll prove it. 176 00:11:09,898 --> 00:11:10,898 "Speak." 177 00:11:19,127 --> 00:11:20,286 Finally, I can talk! 178 00:11:20,494 --> 00:11:21,692 This is the voice I've got? 179 00:11:21,901 --> 00:11:24,706 Sounds like I should be selling egg creams in Brighton Beach. 180 00:11:26,367 --> 00:11:28,371 That's what we call Jewish humor. 181 00:11:28,428 --> 00:11:30,983 You don't have to understand it 'cause the words sound funny. 182 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,495 Meshuggeneh. Hilarious. 183 00:11:34,103 --> 00:11:35,756 Hello? Huh? 184 00:11:36,010 --> 00:11:37,342 It's funny, believe me. 185 00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,174 Do you feel bad about what you did? 186 00:11:40,229 --> 00:11:41,481 Of course I feel bad. 187 00:11:41,486 --> 00:11:44,394 My stomach feels like it's hosting the Chabad telethon... 188 00:11:44,397 --> 00:11:47,005 and Norm Crosby's going long. 189 00:11:51,329 --> 00:11:54,133 "Kill the czar"? Now that's an old one. 190 00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:57,662 Hey, boy, where's your mud buddy? 191 00:11:57,666 --> 00:12:00,260 I have a little job for him. 192 00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:07,040 Oh, he was driving me crazy, so I sent him on an errand. 193 00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:13,620 Skinner! Just let him kill you already. 194 00:12:13,876 --> 00:12:15,848 That's the man I was telling you about. 195 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:21,616 Skinner! 196 00:12:21,819 --> 00:12:23,894 I wish we'd been closer. 197 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,471 Get him out of here, Willie. 198 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,232 You'll make better mulch than you did a man. 199 00:12:28,337 --> 00:12:30,997 I may be bifurcated, but I still have feelings. 200 00:12:32,206 --> 00:12:35,746 I feel so guilty. I've mangled and maimed 37 people 201 00:12:35,751 --> 00:12:38,578 and I told a telemarketer I was busy when I wasn't. 202 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:39,882 I'm not a good man. 203 00:12:40,088 --> 00:12:42,093 He sure is neurotic for a monster. 204 00:12:42,097 --> 00:12:45,811 The cure to any man's problems is a good relationship. 205 00:12:47,169 --> 00:12:50,230 Yeah, get him a woman. That'll end his misery. 206 00:12:54,853 --> 00:12:57,562 Ow, ow! This hurts so much. 207 00:12:57,567 --> 00:12:59,973 Just write a scroll asking him to stop. 208 00:12:59,975 --> 00:13:00,974 Writing's for nerds. 209 00:13:03,792 --> 00:13:04,942 You got a surprise for me? 210 00:13:05,148 --> 00:13:08,558 The surprise would be if I found some good live theater in this town. 211 00:13:08,666 --> 00:13:12,929 Then people could have some drinks, watch Fiddler. Very nice. 212 00:13:13,034 --> 00:13:14,433 Will you shut up. 213 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,590 Is she for me? 214 00:13:27,697 --> 00:13:30,957 Hanukkah came early this year, which it sometimes does. 215 00:13:39,428 --> 00:13:42,455 Hello, everybody. 216 00:13:45,071 --> 00:13:46,676 Ugh! What's with this outfit? 217 00:13:46,678 --> 00:13:49,686 It looks like a lion ate a parrot and then threw up. 218 00:13:52,403 --> 00:13:54,962 - Well, back to the drawing board. - No! 219 00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:57,160 What are you? Nuts? She was made for me. 220 00:13:58,682 --> 00:14:01,339 I now pronounce you monster and whatever you are. 221 00:14:01,643 --> 00:14:02,643 Shayna punim. 222 00:14:05,009 --> 00:14:06,261 Not so fast. 223 00:14:06,264 --> 00:14:08,971 You're wanted for the murder of Seymour Skinner. 224 00:14:09,026 --> 00:14:10,829 Oh, come on, Chief. 225 00:14:11,086 --> 00:14:14,394 We've got a lat kebar downstairs. 226 00:14:14,399 --> 00:14:16,203 Latkes? What the hell are those? 227 00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:18,562 - They're pan-fried... - Case dismissed. 228 00:14:18,570 --> 00:14:19,566 Wonderful! 229 00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:25,592 ♪ Gloomy Sunday ♪ 230 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:29,741 ♪ With shadows I spend it all ♪ 231 00:14:30,147 --> 00:14:37,263 ♪ My heart and I have decided ♪ ♪ to end it all... ♪ 232 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:38,672 I don't get it. 233 00:14:38,675 --> 00:14:41,011 What's so "Great" about this Depression? 234 00:14:41,015 --> 00:14:43,473 Well, I like how everything's sepia-toned. 235 00:14:43,476 --> 00:14:45,331 Makes me feel all nostalgic. 236 00:14:45,383 --> 00:14:49,376 I never thought it would come to this when I fought in the first World War. 237 00:14:49,482 --> 00:14:51,696 First World War? Why you keep callin' it that? 238 00:14:51,801 --> 00:14:53,787 Oh, you'll see. 239 00:14:59,026 --> 00:15:01,831 We interrupt this dance music from the Meridian Room 240 00:15:01,837 --> 00:15:04,063 in Capital City's fabulous Hotel Hitler 241 00:15:04,065 --> 00:15:05,649 to bring you a special bulletin. 242 00:15:05,653 --> 00:15:07,427 Hey, I'm not done dancing. 243 00:15:07,431 --> 00:15:09,734 This bulletin better swing. 244 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,467 Reports are coming in of giant metal cylinders landing 245 00:15:12,471 --> 00:15:14,307 on the outskirts of major American cities. 246 00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:16,366 Cylinders? 247 00:15:16,672 --> 00:15:18,573 Astronomers say the ominous capsules 248 00:15:18,578 --> 00:15:20,703 originated from Earth's closest neighbor. 249 00:15:21,149 --> 00:15:23,495 - Flanders? - Mars. 250 00:15:24,956 --> 00:15:26,360 So, it's a war of the worlds. 251 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,875 Good thing we got the sun on our side. 252 00:15:32,692 --> 00:15:34,745 Go ahead and hide, you coward. 253 00:15:36,054 --> 00:15:37,960 I'm in the small town of Grover's Mill... 254 00:15:37,964 --> 00:15:41,476 where a crowd has gathered around one of the strange martian cylinders. 255 00:15:41,779 --> 00:15:43,935 It's opening. A tentacle is emerging. 256 00:15:46,048 --> 00:15:47,099 Settle down, children. 257 00:15:47,102 --> 00:15:49,429 Have a cigarette to calm your nerves. 258 00:15:51,424 --> 00:15:54,529 Oh, my stars. It's firing a beam of pure energy. 259 00:15:55,138 --> 00:15:56,843 It's burning people alive. 260 00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:00,908 Okay, boys, we're under attack. 261 00:16:00,913 --> 00:16:03,498 Let's drive 'em out of town the way we did with the Irish. 262 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,105 Hey, I'm Irish. 263 00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:07,790 Oh, wait, I'm Polish. 264 00:16:10,406 --> 00:16:11,968 The devastation is incredible. 265 00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:14,617 They're grinding up the bodies of human beings. 266 00:16:15,930 --> 00:16:17,903 Now they're riding horses in the rain. 267 00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:22,603 Now they're playing the xylophone while bowling near an airport. 268 00:16:27,659 --> 00:16:29,182 Now, before we all die, 269 00:16:29,286 --> 00:16:32,647 one last selection from the Nathan Newley Orchestra. 270 00:16:32,894 --> 00:16:37,840 ♪ I'm young and healthy ♪ ♪ And you've got charms... ♪ 271 00:16:39,009 --> 00:16:41,919 Gee, Mr. Welles, this sure is a swell show 272 00:16:41,922 --> 00:16:43,207 you're puttin' on for the folks. 273 00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:46,156 Well, I just hope our saucy little radio prank 274 00:16:46,161 --> 00:16:49,320 will give these "folks," as you call them, a giggle, a gasp, 275 00:16:49,324 --> 00:16:52,381 and provide a good lead-in for Misters Amos and Andy. 276 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:57,857 Burn everything! 277 00:16:58,064 --> 00:17:01,022 You know, Homer, we haven't actually seen these aliens. 278 00:17:01,027 --> 00:17:02,848 That's alien talk. 279 00:17:03,727 --> 00:17:06,544 "Big Band Stu," says 23 Skidoo. 280 00:17:08,106 --> 00:17:09,606 We have nothing to fear... 281 00:17:10,013 --> 00:17:13,724 but the aliens and their vastly superior killing technology. 282 00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:16,188 Boys, we have to assume our guns are useless. 283 00:17:16,190 --> 00:17:17,139 Throw 'em in the lake. 284 00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:20,354 Good. Now, the police car. 285 00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:27,153 Wait, did you get my sweater out of the front seat? 286 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,158 Uh, yeah. 287 00:17:28,163 --> 00:17:30,950 - Well, where is it? - I'll go get it. 288 00:17:35,807 --> 00:17:37,439 Wait, I have an idea. 289 00:17:37,634 --> 00:17:42,573 The Martians are only killing humans, so we should pretend to be animals. 290 00:17:42,856 --> 00:17:43,877 Ingenious! 291 00:17:44,386 --> 00:17:48,427 Everyone, remove your clothes and wallow in filth. 292 00:18:08,869 --> 00:18:10,501 What is everyone doing? 293 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,329 We're out smarting the Martians. 294 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:14,690 Martians? 295 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:17,505 You do know that radio broadcast was a hoax? 296 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:21,923 Yeah, it was an Orson Welles radio play of War of the Worlds. 297 00:18:22,331 --> 00:18:23,329 See? 298 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,007 I'm proud of what I achieved during my rioting. 299 00:18:32,273 --> 00:18:34,708 It was either kill him or kill no one. 300 00:18:36,791 --> 00:18:38,476 Foolish Earthlings. 301 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,975 Now is the perfect time to strike. 302 00:18:41,082 --> 00:18:42,855 They'll think it's another hoax. 303 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:57,227 Dad, a flying saucer blew up that statue. 304 00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:59,637 Lisa, that was just a radio show. 305 00:18:59,841 --> 00:19:00,840 Uh, Paw. 306 00:19:05,407 --> 00:19:07,922 Please, you must believe me, this is no hoax. 307 00:19:07,926 --> 00:19:09,380 This is a real invasion. 308 00:19:09,384 --> 00:19:12,191 Oh, yeah? Why don't I just punch you in the nose, Bud? 309 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,503 "Nosebud." 310 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:17,834 Chief, you've got to alert the military. 311 00:19:17,842 --> 00:19:19,128 Fine, fine, I'll do it right now. 312 00:19:21,004 --> 00:19:24,224 - US Army. What's the threat? - Uh, we've been invaded... 313 00:19:24,328 --> 00:19:26,422 by a pompous, radio ham. 314 00:19:27,213 --> 00:19:29,556 How's it feel when the hoax is on the other foot? 315 00:19:29,562 --> 00:19:31,929 I must admit it's unpleasant. 316 00:19:34,535 --> 00:19:36,748 You fool. You've doomed us all. 317 00:19:36,852 --> 00:19:38,969 Eh, tell it to the Great Gildersleeve. 318 00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:46,440 Well, they didn't eat the skin. 319 00:19:46,444 --> 00:19:48,097 That's... that's healthy. 320 00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:00,118 Colonel Kang, your report. 321 00:20:00,126 --> 00:20:01,706 Uh, well... 322 00:20:01,710 --> 00:20:04,219 The Earthlings continue to resent our presence. 323 00:20:05,628 --> 00:20:08,183 You said we'd be greeted as liberators. 324 00:20:08,691 --> 00:20:09,691 Don't worry. 325 00:20:09,695 --> 00:20:12,533 We still have the people's hearts and minds. 326 00:20:12,942 --> 00:20:13,939 I don't know. 327 00:20:14,348 --> 00:20:17,477 I'm starting to think "Operation: Enduring Occupation" 328 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,548 - was a bad idea. - We had to invade. 329 00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:24,103 They were working on weapons of mass disintegration. 330 00:20:24,110 --> 00:20:25,712 Sure they were. 331 00:20:31,701 --> 00:20:39,736 ♪ I don't want to set ♪ ♪ the world on fire ♪ 332 00:20:41,335 --> 00:20:47,688 ♪ I just want to start a ♪ ♪ flame in your heart. ♪