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This is so exciting,

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watching a movie

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outside with the whole town.

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Yes, thank you for talking to all of us

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like we just tuned in.

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Ooh, a fat man falls

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real original.

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Dad, there aren't any places left to sit.

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There's a spot.

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Hurry, Dad!

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We got to get that space!

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Hey!

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Sorry.

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Aah...

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Oy!

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Oh!

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We're not gonna make it.

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Yes, we are.

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Oh!

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Tonight's G-rated gem is a silent film

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from my favorite year-- yester.

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While you're watching this

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quiet riot,

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I'll be slipping these religious pamphlets

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on your windshields.

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Start her up, boys.

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Hey, can you fix the sound?!

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And the color!

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And show it in a regular theater?

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This movie isn't silent.

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I can hear it sucking.

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All the snacks we stole are "heart-smart"

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What the hell is a radish anyway?

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It's like an apple did it with an onion.

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Dude, shut up and Huck.

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Uh-uh!

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Radishes!

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I demand entertainment!

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Yeah, show the movie!

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Come on, let's go!

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This is our chance.

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We've been carrying these home movies

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around for years,

44
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just waiting for a moment like this.

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Calm down, everybody.

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Here's a movie of us.

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Wow, even I ain't hoping for porn.

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Ooh,
this is one of our trips to Barnacle Bay.

49
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We used to rent a beach
house there every summer.

50
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I was so happy on that island.

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I never seen Marge want
to go somewhere so badly.

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I'm gonna take her back there

53
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by burning that home movie on to a DVD.

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I've never seen Marge like a
DVD about a place so much.

55
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I'm gonna make her dream come true

56
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by downloading that movie on to her iPod.

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Marge, I'm sorry I couldn't figure out

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how to get that movie on to your iPod.

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So I'm taking the family
on a surprise vacation

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to Barnacle Bay!

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Ta-da!

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Aw.

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Where's Maggie?

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Ta-da! Ta-da!

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We left plenty of food so you won't starve.

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Oh, thank you.

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I was talking to the cat.

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It's the famous Barnacle Bay fog.

69
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There's even a poem about it.

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"Oh, cotton candy in gossamer light,

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"Thy soft gray kiss upon my cheek..."

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It smells like heinie!

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My childhood paradise

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it's a dump.

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Ugh! This is the most
disgusting place we've ever gone.

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What about Brazil?

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After Brazil.

78
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Oh, this was my favorite sea horse.

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I called him, Mr. Funny-good-feeling.

80
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Oh, God,
someone carved swastikas on your eyes.

81
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Oh, Marge, I'm sure it was
just some guy filled with hate.

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Oh, my God! Tourists.

83
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We haven't seen their kind in years.

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Dip your berries?

85
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Powder your jellies?

86
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You could caramel my arm.

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I make it nice and sticky, huh?

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I didn't say stop.

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Mmm!

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Homer, that's too much sugar.

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It's not sugar.

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It's caramel.

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Excuse me, skipper.

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This island used to be a paradise.

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What happened?

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I bet it was Bill Clinton's fault.

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No. No, it was long before him.

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Slick Willie wiggles out of another one.

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This island has been on hard times since...

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well, since the yum-yum fish disappeared.

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Yum-yum fish?

102
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Oh,
yum-yum fish are all we used to eat here.

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They're the most
delicious fish in the ocean.

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Better than cod?

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Much better.

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Whoa, baby.

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We brought them in by the boatload,
day and night.

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Then one day they, well, they were gone.

109
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Maybe you just overfished them?

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Maybe they under-spawned.

111
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Maybe you killed them all.

112
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Maybe the fish killed themselves.

113
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Maybe you should be ashamed of yourself!

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Maybe you should marry Milhouse.

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Yeah, that's right, I know about Milhouse.

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I guess, in the end,
nothing's as good as you remember.

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Oh,
I can't stand to see your mother unhappy.

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But this town could be
great for your mother again,

119
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and I know three people
who can make it happen.

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Nice brushwork, Emily.

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Nathaniel, you could learn a lot from her.

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Mr. Simpson,
we'd do anything to help a stranger

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who claimed a vacation here 30 years ago.

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And make a little meth money on the side.

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We have a surprise!

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Come to the window...
and look down at the street!

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Homer, you made an effort.

128
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Homer, this is wonderful.

129
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Where are the kids?

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Oh, they're getting
a little exercise.

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- Can I go again?
- All night long, baby.

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- What a great day.
- It's not over yet.

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Blue pinwheel, red pinwheel...

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big white ball.
Wait for the "ah."

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Ah!

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A green spinner to build suspense
and then the big finale.

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The ka-pow boom!

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Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, Ba-boom!

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Ka-powi.

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Oh, so, forming an angry mob, eh?

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Who we going after?
Oh, hey!

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Well, at least
they left your underwear on.

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That was nice of them.

144
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I think the hook is
touching my brain.

145
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...package, board baby,
bortal, bortal, bortal.

146
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My husband meant no harm.

147
00:10:03,067 --> 00:10:05,765
There must be some way
he can pay for what he did.

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He's good at opening jars.

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I say let him fish it off.

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These waters are so barren,
by the time he pays the debt,

151
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he'll be as old
and as queer as I am.

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Queer strange, or queer gay?

153
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Oh, a touch of both.

154
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Homer, I want you
to meet my crew.

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This is my first mate, Billy.

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And this is Fausto.

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Yeah, he just plays with that knife
all day and night.

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It's my thing.

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Great, now I need a new thing.

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How many yum-yum fish
did we get?

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None.

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Just a few slarg fish.

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Ew, it tastes terrible.

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You don't eat it.
Its oil is used

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to polish stripper poles.

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Ugh, finally, something
even I wouldn't eat.

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Well, maybe a little more.

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Terrible.

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Here you go.

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Beer battered shrimp.

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Wait, this is bait.

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Homer, I told you to
beer batter the shrimp

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and bait the hooks.

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Did you do the opposite?

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I thought today
was Opposite Day.

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By the way,
you're very ugly.

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It's Opposite Day.

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Hey, Captain, we should not
go out and check the hooks.

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It's not Opposite Day.

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So that means...
it is Opposite Day.

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It's not Opposite Day!

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The yum-yum fish,
they're back.

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We're going to be rich.

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And it's all thanks
to you, Homer.

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Or should I say...
Chief Fish Clubber Homer.

186
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I don't know what to say.

187
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Let your club do the talking.

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<i>At last</i>

189
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<i>My love has come along</i>

190
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<i>My lonely days are over...</i>

191
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Ooh, an institute.

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Press button to see what
global warming will do

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in the next three years.

194
00:13:07,385 --> 00:13:09,870
Three years is
a long ways away.

195
00:13:10,596 --> 00:13:13,724
Oh, my God.
A perfect storm.

196
00:13:13,808 --> 00:13:15,691
My husband is out there.

197
00:13:15,698 --> 00:13:16,696
I won't lie to you.

198
00:13:16,871 --> 00:13:19,744
It's the most powerful storm
I've ever seen,

199
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and I've seen three storms.

200
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:36,015
Captain, I don't like
the look of the western sky.

201
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Let us head back.

202
00:13:37,457 --> 00:13:40,229
I'm sure our TiVo's are
groaning with great shows.

203
00:13:40,435 --> 00:13:43,442
We're not leaving while
there's still fish to be air-drowned.

204
00:13:43,746 --> 00:13:46,343
Are you sure, Captain?
The barometer don't lie.

205
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All right, now listen,
if a storm were coming,

206
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my trick knee would be acting up.

207
00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:53,550
Hey... hey... hey... hey.

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Dear God.

209
00:14:11,266 --> 00:14:13,440
Homie, I'm so worried.

210
00:14:13,547 --> 00:14:16,752
But if I concentrate,
our love is so strong,

211
00:14:16,816 --> 00:14:19,060
I know I can hear your thoughts.

212
00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:22,111
Dear Marge, how are you?

213
00:14:22,218 --> 00:14:23,706
I am fine.

214
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:26,609
The waves here are way bigger
than the ones at home.

215
00:14:26,713 --> 00:14:28,556
And the saltwater is rising.

216
00:14:28,661 --> 00:14:32,540
What's next, pepper water?
Ha-ha. Love ya. Homer Simpson.

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00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:34,077
Oh...!

218
00:14:50,209 --> 00:14:52,010
This old barge
can't take much more!

219
00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:53,294
Take out the life raft!

220
00:14:57,684 --> 00:14:59,888
Bart, what the hell
are you doing in there?

221
00:15:00,143 --> 00:15:02,999
Dad, I couldn't stay with Mom and Lisa
while you were out here.

222
00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:04,727
Aw, son.

223
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,765
There were going to go
to the folk art museum,

224
00:15:06,819 --> 00:15:08,621
then they were going
to paint crab shells.

225
00:15:08,626 --> 00:15:10,859
Not crush them, paint them!

226
00:15:10,903 --> 00:15:12,454
You did the right thing, boy.

227
00:15:17,227 --> 00:15:18,545
- Ugh!
- What is it, Moe?

228
00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:22,240
I just had this awful feeling
that, uh, Homer's in terrible trouble.

229
00:15:22,343 --> 00:15:23,342
Ooh, that's funny.

230
00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:25,341
I just had a feeling
that some guy I don't know

231
00:15:25,355 --> 00:15:27,047
name Fausto is in trouble.

232
00:15:27,054 --> 00:15:28,542
Come on.
We got to go help Homer.

233
00:15:28,648 --> 00:15:29,545
And Fausto!

234
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:34,405
Whoa, whoa, it's really
coming down out there.

235
00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:36,109
We could run to the car.

236
00:15:36,116 --> 00:15:39,484
Yeah, but then we'd have to stand there
while we get the doors unlocked.

237
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,669
Don't you have one of them keys
that beeps the doors open?

238
00:15:41,977 --> 00:15:43,144
Yeah, but still.

239
00:16:01,244 --> 00:16:02,917
Watch me drive
a golf ball off the bow.

240
00:16:11,783 --> 00:16:13,154
Yeah!

241
00:16:26,658 --> 00:16:28,508
Shi...

242
00:16:28,714 --> 00:16:31,200
...pwreck!

243
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,124
We're still gonna make it,
aren't we, Dad?

244
00:16:41,191 --> 00:16:43,485
Uh, sure we will, son.

245
00:16:43,551 --> 00:16:45,572
- Right, Captain?
- Absolutely, Bart.

246
00:16:45,578 --> 00:16:47,649
The sea wouldn't dare
take the life

247
00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:49,838
of an apple-cheeked young lad
like yourself.

248
00:16:51,156 --> 00:16:54,563
Should I hit him with a shovel
to spare him the pain of drowning?

249
00:16:54,629 --> 00:16:56,059
Not yet.

250
00:16:56,113 --> 00:16:58,176
What's the code word?

251
00:17:03,743 --> 00:17:06,325
Oh, Mother Sea,
giver of fish,

252
00:17:06,402 --> 00:17:09,398
taker of boats,
toilet to the world,

253
00:17:09,453 --> 00:17:14,456
the Greeks call you "Poseidon,
"the Romans... "Aquaman."

254
00:17:14,582 --> 00:17:18,151
Look into thy starfish heart
and protect our souls

255
00:17:18,347 --> 00:17:20,940
so we might live
to go tubing on thee again.

256
00:17:23,614 --> 00:17:25,897
Do you think your mother
will every remarry?

257
00:17:25,951 --> 00:17:27,152
In about two seconds.

258
00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:28,357
Why, you little...!

259
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,719
Just see if I die!

260
00:17:48,152 --> 00:17:49,763
Bart was on the boat?

261
00:17:53,562 --> 00:17:57,301
We'll never know how that brave
crew spent their final moments.

262
00:17:57,367 --> 00:18:01,687
Maybe a boiler blew up,
sheared their faces clean off.

263
00:18:02,554 --> 00:18:05,241
All we do know is they
'rein heaven now,

264
00:18:05,326 --> 00:18:09,073
hanging their lines off a cloud
and fishing for airplanes.

265
00:18:09,378 --> 00:18:11,163
The hell we are!

266
00:18:13,173 --> 00:18:15,194
- Homer!
- Bart!

267
00:18:15,253 --> 00:18:16,198
Portuguese Fausto!

268
00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:18,889
Yi-yo-yu!

269
00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:22,991
How did you make it?

270
00:18:23,526 --> 00:18:26,846
Well, handsome here
was in big trouble...

271
00:18:31,362 --> 00:18:32,598
...when suddenly...

272
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:38,018
Oh, my God, it's beautiful!

273
00:18:52,917 --> 00:18:56,245
Welcome, Homer
to our watery realm.

274
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,052
Wait a minute.
How am I breathing?

275
00:18:58,098 --> 00:18:59,347
You're not.

276
00:19:00,968 --> 00:19:03,341
Then when all seemed lost...

277
00:19:13,812 --> 00:19:16,519
Aw! Lot of garbage fish today.

278
00:19:16,702 --> 00:19:18,747
I can't go back
to living on the surface world!

279
00:19:18,850 --> 00:19:19,750
I can't!

280
00:19:22,543 --> 00:19:24,506
Then they brought us home.

281
00:19:25,013 --> 00:19:26,775
So that's our story.

282
00:19:26,852 --> 00:19:28,965
Oh, wait. We were attacked
by a giant whale.

283
00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:30,468
He turned out
to be pretty cool.

284
00:19:30,475 --> 00:19:31,472
Come on, boys.

285
00:19:31,507 --> 00:19:33,680
Let's grab our nets
and go fish us some yum-yums.

286
00:19:35,249 --> 00:19:36,077
Wait!

287
00:19:36,082 --> 00:19:37,693
Haven't you learned
a lesson here?

288
00:19:37,699 --> 00:19:39,801
Overfishing and greed
have brought this town

289
00:19:39,859 --> 00:19:41,259
nothing but wrack and ruin.

290
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:46,990
Repent! Repent,
before it's too late!

291
00:19:49,092 --> 00:19:51,344
I always wanted to do that
in a New England church.

292
00:19:51,508 --> 00:19:53,451
Little she-nag has a point.

293
00:19:53,488 --> 00:19:55,157
Got to be some way
we can make money

294
00:19:55,214 --> 00:19:57,126
without depleting
our precious oceans.

295
00:20:07,509 --> 00:20:08,608
Nicely done, Lis.

296
00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:10,213
Instead of killing
living things,

297
00:20:10,269 --> 00:20:11,427
they're just killing trees.

298
00:20:11,462 --> 00:20:12,479
Step aside, please.

299
00:20:12,668 --> 00:20:15,261
These logs have to go
to Larry Flynt's paper mill,

300
00:20:15,366 --> 00:20:18,744
where they'll be made
into Hustler and Barely Legal magazines.

301
00:20:22,865 --> 00:20:25,087
This is not what
I wanted at all.