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The Simpsons

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D'oh!

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Oh! My brain!

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A library
selling books?

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If I don't want them
for free,

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why would I want
to pay for them?

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Why do you always
wait till we arrive
to complain?

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I don't know.

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Ah. The full
Leonard Nimoy cycle,
I Am Not Spock,

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then I Am Spock,

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and finally,
I Am Also Scotty.

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Mmm. That's what
we look like inside?

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It's disgusting!

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Oh. That lady
swallowed a baby!

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Good heavens!

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Lisa, you're not
buying more than
your weight in books.

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But I have to save them.

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The books no one buys
get chopped up
and fed to pigs.

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Helen Fielding's
giving them pigs
Bridget Jones' diarrhea.

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Well, what about this?
The Duff Book of
World Records.

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It's got pictures
of deformities.

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Okay.

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Oh.

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Oh, my God!

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Wow. Now that's a goiter.

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Why would Duff beer
put out a book?

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It was originally
published to settle
arguments in taverns.

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She said tavern!
I'm going to Moe's!

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I never agreed
to that rule!

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Well, I say
the most clothespins

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a man could attach
to his face is 87!

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You counting the neck?

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You know I am.

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All right. Outside.

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Peace, my people.
All shall be looked up.
Let's see.

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Most clothespins
swallowed, inserted...

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Here we go.
Clipped to face
and neck. 116.

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Jeez, I was wrong.
But I ain't angry.

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And I'm magnanimous
in victory.

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Wow, that's the best book
I've ever seen.

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No. The best book
you've ever seen is
Tom Clancy's Op-Center.

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That thing knows me
better than I know myself.

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Oh. Here's a good one.
The world's most
overrated saint...

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Francis of Assisi.
Francis of Assisi.

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Oh, I've used up
all these records.

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Why don't you try
to set a record, Dad?

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That's a great idea!

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Do you think
I could run a mile in
three-and-a-half minutes?

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Only on Mars.

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The Simpsons
are going to Mars!

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So pack your...

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Or maybe I'll think
of something else.

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You're a cinch
to be the world's
fattest man.

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No, I'm here for
the greatest living actor.

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I'm here to break
a world record.

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What's the longest
anyone's ever done this?

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Three years.

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Fine. I'll just
play the banjo
with this cobra.

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Wait, wait, wait!

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Technically the cobra
would get the record.
He's the one playing.

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But it's my banjo!

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Mr. Simpson,
there are thousands
of people like you

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with no
discernable talent.

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Yeah.
They're called Congress!

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Shut up.
Okay.

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All the individual records
were set by crackpots
who half killed themselves.

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The only way someone new
can get in the book

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is with some kind of
group stunt.

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Group stunt?

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Like that town that
made the world's
largest omelet.

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Denver?
No, Spanish.

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Fellow Springfielders!
I have called you all here

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so we can enter
The Duff Book
of World Records!

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We're going to build
the world's tallest
human pyramid!

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Finally this town
will have a real
claim to fame.

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Aye. We can
stop all the lies.

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I haven't seen
this much flesh

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since Elke Sommer's
hot tub party.

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Seriously, Elke's great.

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Always there
for sick kids.
Doing great things.

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Okay. Let me
check the specs.

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Ah!

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My vision is
coming to life!

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- Hey!
- Hey!

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Thanks, great.

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All right, I'll make
base camp here

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and try for
the summit tomorrow.

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Yeah, Dad.
You can be the world's
laziest stunt organizer.

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Why, you little...

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You're about a foot
short of the record.

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Wait a minute.

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We did it!
Springfield rules!

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Not yet.
You have to hold it
for three Mississippi's.

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One Mississippi...

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Two Mississippi...

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Dude, you're
touching my hand!

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Ewe!

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Oh, my hairstyle!

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Not again!

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Goodbye, cruel world.

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Hello, ironic twist!

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I am so far from my car.

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Dude, you're lying
on top of me! Dude?

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Wait a minute.
Look at the scale!

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Divide by
the number of people,
subtract belts and shoes...

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Everyone, welcome to
The Duff Book
of World Records!

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Springfield is
the world's fattest town!

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Woo-hoo!
In your face, Milwaukee!

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Congratulations,
fellow Springfielders.

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This town will
no longer be known
as "America's Sorrow."

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Today I declare Springfield
"Fat City, USA!"

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I can't believe it.
Everyone's celebrating
their obesity!

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Yee-ha!

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Now that everyone's
so open about being fat,

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I can finally stop
sucking in my gut.

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I don't know how
this town got so fat.

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Mom, we're out
of Frosting Gobs.

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Here, have one
of my fudge-stuffed
toaster pies.

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Mmm.

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You kids do eat
a lot of sugar,

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but at least Homer can have
a nice healthy grapefruit.

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Yeah. You can't
improve on nature.

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Look at all
the empty calories.

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Ooh!

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Sugar-free donuts!

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No, that is sugar
with free donuts.

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Huh.

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Apu, everything in this store
is overloaded with sugar.

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Marge has a point.

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Sugar is
not only fattening,

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it's also terribly,
terribly addictive.

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Is my carton
of Pixy Stix in?

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No, it hasn't come in yet.

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Damn it!

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When they come in,
you call me
at this number.

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I am sorry,
but everything
in this store,

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from the honey-glazed
cauliflower

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to the Choco-Blasted
Baby Aspirin,

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comes from
the Motherloving
Sugar Corporation.

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Well, I'm going to
have a talk with them.

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Where are their worldwide
headquarters located?

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Why, right down
the street.

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That's lucky.

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Excuse me. I'm looking
for the head of
Motherloving Sugar.

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Yes.
I'm Garth Motherloving.

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I'm Marge Simpson.

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Long-time customer,
first-time complainer.

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Hey, Marge.
I'm not up on
the current slang,

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but do the kids
still say,

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"Get the hell
out of my office"?

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I want you to stop putting
so much sugar in everything.

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Or at least warn people
that it's so unhealthy.

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Mmm. That'll boost sales!

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While we're at it,
why don't I just change
my name back to Hitler?

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Don't you have any sense
of corporate responsibility?

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Hey!

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Look, lady,
if you have a problem,

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bring it up with
your sewing circle, okay?

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But we're on hiatus.
Everyone's everywhere.

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Note to Marge.
Get out!

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I'll play it later.

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If you looked up
meanie-beanie-fo-feanie

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in the dictionary,
you'd see his picture.

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Wait! You went
to a sugar factory?

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Were there
Oompa Loompas?

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There was one in a cage,
but he wasn't moving.

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Oh.

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That company's ruining
the whole town's health,

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and I don't know
how to stop them.

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Why don't you file
a class-action suit?

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Oh, yeah!
Like Erin Brockovich.

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The prostitute
with the heart of gold.

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I'm not sure
I can afford
a fancy lawyer.

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That's okay, Mom. Today's
law schools are churning
out 2.1 lawyers

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for every person
in America. Look.

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Pick me!
Pick me!

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Me so litigious!

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Pick me! I just
passed the bar, see?

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Oh. Hop in.

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We want to sue
the sugar industry

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for selling
a harmful product.

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We have to sign up plaintiffs
and take depositions
from the townspeople.

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Ah, jeez.
You don't want old Gil
going door-to-door.

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Oh, I've made
too many enemies

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selling suckless
vacuum cleaners

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and Rick James Bibles.

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Don't worry.
I'll do the legwork.

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I'm filing
a class-action lawsuit
against big sugar.

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Would you like
to give a deposition?

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Sure.
I'll join your lawsuit.

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Sugar's made my Ralphie
hyperactive.

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I'm happy and angry!

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Oh, shoot. I'll sign.

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Figure them sugar folk
owe me

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for what they done
to my cousin,

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Dia-Betty.

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I'm trying to slim down
so I can fit into
Momma's coffin.

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That's my reward.

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Now let's see
if I can remember
how to make my mark.

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I'll get down
with your lawsuit.

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Disco Stu got hooked
on the white stuff
back in the 70s.

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More, more, more

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How do you like it?
How do you like it?

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More, more, more

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How do you like it?
How do you like it?

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More, more, more

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Oh, hello, Homer.

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Well, well.
If it isn't the woman

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who's too busy
saving the world
to save her own marriage.

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What are you talking about?
Is that dinner?

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It was dinner!

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Why didn't you just
turn off the oven?

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I was hoping we could
do that together!

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Hello?
(DISGUISED VOICE)
Marge Simpson?

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Who is this?

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I'm an anonymous
whistleblower.

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I worked on
a top-secret project

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called Operation
 Hoyvin-Mayvin!

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Professor Frink?

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Oh, what gave me away?

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Out of curiosity,
was it the hoyvin
or the mayvin

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or was it the whole
gahoyving thing that I do?

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So, Professor,
tell us about
Operation Hoyvin-Mayvin.

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Well, we knew
perfectly well
it was addictive.

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Candy was just
a sugar delivery system.
We thought we were God.

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Hoyvin-mayvin.

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Frink, you little weasel!
I'll kill you!

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May I remind you
we're in open court?

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I'll kill you, too!
I'll kill you all!

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Mr. Motherloving,
that could be interpreted
as a threat.

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I'll kill you
while you sleep.

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Objection!

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I'll allow it.

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Now, Count Fudgula,
how long were
you spokes-vampire

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for Motherloving's
breakfast cereals?

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Twenty of
your mortal years,

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but I had to quit when
my fangs succumbed
to gingivitis.

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Now all my victims
have to be mashed up.

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Aw.

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Your Honor, I admit
it looks bad for me,

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00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,133
but I think you might be
turned around

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by some surprising
taste-imony.

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Sir, this is
a house of justice,
not a sugar shack.

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It's Hershey
highwaymen like you
who made me fat.

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Well, Your Honor,
the court carries it well.

246
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:22,611
Silence! I rule in favor
of Marge Simpson!

247
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,821
Yay!

248
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,699
Oh, I am so proud
of you.

249
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:30,536
And thanks to
Marge Simpson's
damning evidence,

250
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:34,957
I hereby ban
all sugar products
from Springfield forever.

251
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,625
Get in the car.

252
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:39,878
Good evening.
Our top story,

253
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,422
Springfield's cake-hole
has been shut forever.

254
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,758
Under what has been dubbed
"Marge's Law,"

255
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,885
all forms of sugar
are now illegal.

256
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:50,055
Thank you,
Erin Choco-snitch!

257
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,181
That was
a group effort.

258
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:54,935
I was just trying to make this
a healthier place to live.

259
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:58,105
Well, good work,
Blue-hair-in-Brocko-witch.

260
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,191
Okay, that was mine.

261
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,443
So, say a bittersweet
farewell

262
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,445
to such old friends
as mud pies,

263
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:08,240
Bite 'Ems, Eclairios,
Chew 'Ems,
Kellogg's All-Fudge,

264
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,409
Big Red Snack Foam,
Milk Chuds, Eat 'Ems.

265
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:14,663
And all sugar pills
will be changed back to
highly concentrated opiates.

266
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:22,170
That's it, boys!
Burn it all!

267
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:25,465
Even this
promotional Johnny Depp
from the movie Chocolat?

268
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,844
We melted for him.
Now he's gonna do likewise.

269
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,434
All right.
Time to throw in
the Butterfingers.

270
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,441
Hmm.
It's not even singed.

271
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,484
Even the fire
doesn't want them.

272
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,864
Sugar! Need sugar!

273
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,492
Aye. They're not riding
the white horse anymore.

274
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:55,120
My baby!
Where's my baby?

275
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,627
Nothing left!
Nothing left!

276
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,380
Ooh. A sticky spot!

277
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,635
Mr. Simpson,
you're licking blood
and VapoRub.

278
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,679
Part of me knew that.

279
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,392
There is a small group
committed

280
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,478
to bringing sugar
back to this town

281
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,064
by any means necessary.

282
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,316
I'm with you all the way.
But first...

283
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:42,793
Cool.

284
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,512
Gentlemen, I have
found the final member
of our cabal.

285
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:56,932
Count Fudgula?
I thought you wanted
to get off the stuff?

286
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,351
I'm a monster!
Don't look at me!

287
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:04,564
Homer, we need you
to help us smuggle in sugar
from south of the border.

288
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,191
Oh, you mean Tennessee?

289
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,903
No, the island
of San Glucose.

290
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,703
Good times.

291
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:26,545
Is it really worth
risking your lives
just for some sugar?

292
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:30,173
Dessert's on!
I steamed some limes!

293
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,299
Godspeed.

294
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,637
There is the island.

295
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:36,847
It's go time.

296
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,815
Oh.

297
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,317
I'm only doing this
one more time!

298
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,241
How's he doing?

299
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,326
I think he's grossed out
by some seaweed.

300
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,494
Ew!

301
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,246
I touched it! Over.

302
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,623
Get a grip, Simpson.
You're doing fine.

303
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,959
Now, do you have your map?

304
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,377
Kind of.

305
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,964
Come on! Give it!

306
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:13,008
I know.
I'll try reverse psychology.

307
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,928
I don't want
that stupid map.

308
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,472
D'oh!

309
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:23,351
Okay, man, here's the sugar.
Now, you give us the money.

310
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,771
That wasn't
part of the deal.

311
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,190
He's right!
Who wrote this thing?

312
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,155
Well, we're almost home.

313
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:38,200
Has everyone keistered
their personal supply?

314
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,662
'Cause I sure haven't.

315
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,206
(OVER BULLHORN)
Hold it right there!

316
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,293
Surrender or
prepare to be sunk!

317
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:51,671
No way!
We'll defy you
to the death!

318
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,425
Stroke, stroke, stroke!

319
00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:58,428
I'm rowing
as fast as I can, sir!

320
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,639
No! I'm having one.

321
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,475
Remember what I told you
about running away
from your troubles?

322
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:04,851
Yeah.
Let's do it!

323
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,454
My baby!

324
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:33,922
I like to think we've
made a difference today.

325
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,260
Good work, Simpson.

326
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,803
Before I bring
the sugar in,

327
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,013
I want to see
the Oompa Loompa.

328
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,932
He's right over there.

329
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:49,437
That guy is freaky.
Well, here's your sugar.

330
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,190
No, Homer!

331
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:53,859
You'll be condemning
this town

332
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:56,736
to a life of obesity
and diabetes!

333
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:58,822
Don't listen to her,
Homer!

334
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,199
Oh, they both make
such good arguments!

335
00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:05,453
Please, Homie.
Dump the sugar. For me.

336
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:24,639
Sugar is pouring
into the water!

337
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,648
Aye, 'tis a sugary brine.

338
00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:35,567
Mmm.

339
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:39,905
This sugar shark is delicious.
Ow! Hey, he bit me back!

340
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,031
Oh.

341
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,449
So that's how
it's gonna be, huh?

342
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,743
Gee, everyone looks
so happy.

343
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:47,370
Indeed, Marge.
And now that
I think of it,

344
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,247
I wildly exceeded
my authority,

345
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:51,499
and I declare
the sugar ban over!

346
00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:54,377
Can we, Mom? Can we?
Can we, Mom? Can we?

347
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:55,795
Please, please, please?
Please, please, please?

348
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:56,922
Oh.

349
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:59,674
All right,
but take Maggie with you.

350
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:07,098
Mmm.

351
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,809
I guess you just can't
use the law to nag.

352
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:13,188
Maybe I should
just stop trying
to change the world.

353
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,107
No, Marge.
I love when you do that.

354
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:20,028
You're a regular
Caring-a-lot-ovich.

355
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,739
That's the best one.

356
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,282
That's what I told Lisa.

357
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,288
Sugar

358
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:32,707
Ah, honey, honey

359
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,918
Hey, I found some pearls.

360
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,419
No, wait.
They're just my teeth.

361
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,798
Well, I can still
make a necklace
out of them.

362
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,886
Honey

363
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:48,390
Ah, sugar, sugar

364
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:53,144
You are my candy girl

365
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:56,564
And you got me wanting you

366
00:21:58,693 --> 00:22:02,445
I just can't believe
the loveliness of loving you

367
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:05,782
I just can't believe it's true

368
00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:10,120
I just can't believe
the wonder of
this feeling, too

369
00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:13,289
I just can't believe it's true

370
00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:15,625
Ah, sugar

371
00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:19,921
Ah, honey, honey

372
00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:24,092
You are my candy girl...

373
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:33,351
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