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The Simpsons.

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Ice cream at church?

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I'm intrigued, yet suspicious.

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Wow, look at all these flavors.

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"Blessed Virgin Berry,
Command-Mint, Bible-Gum."

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Or if you prefer, we also have
Unitarian ice cream.

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- There's nothing here.
- Exactly.

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One Tower of Babel and build it to heaven.

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To heaven!

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Christ be with you.

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Hi.

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I've created the first
intra-bovine ice-cream maker.

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It makes use of all four stomachs.

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The first being filled with
rock salt, then sugar, cream...

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and of course, Freon so cold it burns me.

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I'll have the darkety kind.

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Uh, one chocolate, Mootilda.

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Can I have a swirl
of chocolate and vanilla?

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Oh, nonsense. You can do it.

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Ivan Reitman!

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I've never seen a brain freeze this bad.

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Give me 50cc's of hot fudge, stat.

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Hold still. You're gonna feel
a slight chocolaty sensation.

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All right, let's welcome
this evening's entertainment.

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They call her the Christian Madonna...

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Rachel Jordan!

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Jesus loves me this I'm sure

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I'm a groupie on his tour...

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Rachel Jordan?

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Isn't that the woman
you had a crush on, Ned?

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I didn't have a "crush" on her.

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- Are you blushing, Mr. Flanders?
- No, I'm not-

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- Leave Ned alone.
- Thank you, Homer.

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He can't admit he likes her till he's sure
she likes him back.

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And there's only one way to find out.

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Does... Rachel... like... Ned?

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It says I have cooties.

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Flanders has cooties!
Flanders has cooties!

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That was great. I can't believe
she found a rhyme for Hezekiah.

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Hey, she's coming this way!

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I thought you didn't like her.

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Ned Flanders?

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Now, where have you been
hi-diddly-hiding?

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Uh-uh-uh... Oh, hey, Rachel.
Well, what do you know?

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We both like plain vanilla
with nothin' on it.

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Actually, all the toppings were gone.

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Ants are crawling in my mouth,
and I don't care.

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So, uh, where's your band?

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They switched from
Christian music to regular pop.

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All you do is change "Jesus" to "baby."

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- Oh, how horrible.
- Uh! They'll all go to hell.

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Say, how's your life going?

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Ooh, she wants to know
how your life is going.

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Well, my wife's passing was rough.
But I think I'm finally ready to move on.

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That's great.
Maybe we could have coffee sometime.

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Oh, she wants to have coffee sometime!

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- I can hear her, Homer!
- He can hear you, Rachel!

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I'd love to get together,

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but tomorrow I've got lifeguard duty
at the baptismal pool.

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OK. Well, maybe another time.

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You know, I'd better
go check into my hotel.

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Hotel? Why don't you just
stay at Ned's place?

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My place? What would the neighbors think?

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We're the neighbors, and we don't think.

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Ned, I understand
if you feel uncomfortable.

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You're still getting over your wife.

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Now, wait just a Maude-gone minute, here!

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I'm through livin' in the past,
and you can see for yourself.

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Well, you've certainly got a theme going.

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All right, I'll take the couch,
and you can have my room.

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Oh, uh, could you sleep on my side?

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I'm trying to preserve
Maude's indentation.

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- Sorry.
- Oh, no problem!

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A little starch will fix her right up.

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Cold, huh?

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This should keep you toasty.

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How about that? It says "Maude."

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Mmm, I love chenille. Don't you?

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I don't love it. I don't hate it.

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Mmm, well, good night, Maude.
I mean, Maude.

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I mean, Rachel! I mean, Maude.

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Oop!

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Oh, my God! You're trying to make me
look like your dead wife!

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No, no, now, I... I know
this is a... tad unseemly

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but if you just let me even out the back-

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I'm calling a cab! Good-bye, Ned!

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Oh, who am I kidding?

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I'm not over Maude at all.

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Yeah, maybe it was too soon.

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Well? Aren't you gonna invite me in?

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I sure appreciate you folks
offering to go through Maude's things.

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If it were up to me,
I wouldn't throw anything away.

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Oh, don't you worry.
We'll make all the hard decisions

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so you don't have to.

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- We can take whatever we want, right?
- Ye... What?

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Don't listen to him. You just have
a good time at the eye doctor.

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Always do!

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- Say, "Bye, Mr. Flanders."
- Bye, Mr. Flanders!

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Poor Ned.

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He can't look anywhere
without being reminded of Maude.

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Yeah, a lifetime of memories.

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Homer, don't you have any respect?

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Sure. Of course I do. But life goes on.

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Ashes to ashes. Turn, turn, turn.

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Long live rock, and so forth.

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Don't throw this away.
It's Rod's first tooth.

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You're right. We could use this
for witchcraft.

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Wow. Three pairs of shoes.

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Someone had a fetish.

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Man, this is taking forever.

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I know how to speed things up.

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Her pillow's stuck.

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Oh, my. The room looks so bare.

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- Are you OK, Ned?
- Yeah, just a little shocked.

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What's that? Some kind of sorting machine?

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Kinda.

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Now for the awkward part.

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We gotta talk about money.

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You said we were doing
this out of friendship.

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What? That doesn't sound like me.

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Hey, Dad. Something didn't get,
um, "sorted."

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Maude's old sketchbook.

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She was quite the little artist, you know.

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Oh, eh, is that a fact?
And you think you know someone.

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There's our house. A rainbow.

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Oh, a white hand shaking a black hand.

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"Praiseland"?

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"Rides, food"? A"tithing pond"?

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- It looks like an amusement park.
- You're right!

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Maude designed a Christian amusement park.

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- Oh, it must've been her final dream.
- Hey, how about that?

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Let's build it for her, Daddy.

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Oh, that's a nice thought,
Toddy.

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But to build an amusement park, you need
lots of money and manpower and turnstiles.

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But Mommy wanted it.

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But where do you put something that big?

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You could fix up
the old Storytime Village.

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They've been out of business
ever since that kid got his head cut off.

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- That sounds perfect.
- Well, what the heck?

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- Who's ready to build an amusement park?
- Yay!

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Sell Storytime Village?

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Why, you gotta be off your tuffet!

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Well, it's been closed
for so long, and... and I...

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I thought I could turn it
into a... a Christian theme park.

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Christian, eh? Well, that's different.

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Now, the thing is
I don't have a lot of money.

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And what the hell good are you?
Beat it, you hippie!

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- But I...
- You're right. That was harsh.

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Tell you what.

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Maybe I could donate
the park as a tax write-off.

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If you could do that, I'd make
this place a shining beacon for the Lord!

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Ah, you are so full of it!

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God's grace, that is.

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It's really sickening...

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there aren't more people like you.

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Now get out...

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your pen and we'll make it official.

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Oh, bless you, sir!

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Geppetto's workshop will make
a great stable for the Nativity scene.

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You're doing that the sucker way.

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Try a little vitamin "G"!

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Are you nuts?

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Relax. It's a controlled burn. Uh-oh.

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Darn teenagers with their beer bottles.

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Uh, yeah. Teenagers. Huh!

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Ned, I'm worried about you.

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You've been working nonstop
for the past week.

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Well, it's been a tad harder
than I thought.

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But I'm not complaining,
'cause I work for a sweet, sweet boss.

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You're our foreman, Maude.

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She's still bossing you around
from beyond the grave? Can they do that?

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No, I don't mind, but my greenback stack's
gettin' kind of slack.

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How about asking the community
for donations?

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I'm not very good
at begging people for stuff.

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I am. I'd be glad to spearhead
the entire begging initiative.

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- Oh, thanks, Homer.
- No problem.

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I'll need a sack and something sharp.

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Well, I guess I could
donate these costumes.

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They're from my Last Supper
pie-throwing sketch.

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You can have these,
uh, fireworks I confiscated.

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Some Chinese people claimed they were
celebrating New Year's in February.

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Oh, yeah. Those guys
and their crazy scams.

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Good food, though.

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This sawdust'll soak up the puke
from the roller coaster.

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That's Willie's special blend.

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Do I detect a hint of cinnamon?

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Oh, I'll never tell.

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Praiseland amusement park
has its grand opening today.

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We now go live to its founder,
Mr. Nedward Flanders.

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Oh, morning, Kent.
Our volunteers have done an amazing job

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getting the park ready here.

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We're gonna show Springfield
that faith and devotion

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are the wildest thrill rides of all.

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All right. I hear the mayor's arriving
for the ribbon cutting.

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It is with great pride that I dedicate

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this new school,
sports arena or attraction.

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Well, Maude, your dream
has finally come true.

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Halt! Who dares to disturb King David?

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Silence! You have invaded the chamber

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where I wrote all of my 150 psalms.

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I hope you enjoy hearing them all.

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Number one. "Blessed is the man

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who does not walk
in the council of the wicked."

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What do you hit 'em with?

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- There's no mallet.
- You can stop Satan with your faith.

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My face? You callin' me ugly?

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No, no, no, no. I think you're beautiful.

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Oh, that's it!

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Ooh, what can I get you, little Christian?

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How about a Noah's Ark of jellies?

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Oh, are there two of every flavor?

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Nope. They're all the same... plain.

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How about a Maude mask?

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I'm Maude. God is super!

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Can I sit in the car?

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- Let's both sit in the car.
- Bye-bye.

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A Bible park without beer?
Now I've seen everything!

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And this candy is sub-par.

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Any religion that embraces carob is, uh,
not for Carl Carlson.

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Oh! Hey, get out of the way,
pal. You're blocking the exit.

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Oh, you want me to stamp
your hand so you can get back in?

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Don't you dare!

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- Bye, everybody!
- What a rip-off!

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It ain't even worth torching.

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Whoa! Where's everyone going?
What's wrong?

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This place is the height of tedium.

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Yar! She blows!

228
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Oh, Maude, I turned your dream
of a Christian amusement park

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into a bemusement park.

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- Don't say that, Ned!
- It is!

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It's a bemusement park!

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I'm sorry, sweetheart. Oh, please,
don't look at me like that!

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It's a miracle!

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It's almost like she's alive again.

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What's that, floating mask?

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Y-You want me to shoot everyone?

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Nah, I'm just screwin' with ya.
It's a miracle.

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This is fantastic.

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I've never been so close
to rubbing my eyes in disbelief.

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Oh, what the heck! Huh? Huh?

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I think it's a sign from God
that we should all go nuts! Whoa-hoa!

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What the-

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Ah! What is wrong with you?

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- Go get that!
- Yes, ma'am.

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Well, looks like our phenomenon
is actually a phenome-not!

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00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,972
Because when you look
at it rationally...

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Hakala makta towhoo abowhoo.

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Hakala makta towhoo abowhoo.

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00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:39,855
He's speaking in tongues!

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00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:44,151
Oh, knock it off, Seymour!
Go find that boy with my purse!

251
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:48,989
Oh! It was incredible! I saw heaven!

252
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:51,408
But it wasn't clouds
and angels playing harps

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like at the end of so many
Three Stooges shorts.

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00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,205
It was a golden elementary school

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with a teacher's lounge that stretched
as far as the eye could see.

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00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:02,252
- And no one was ever tardy.
- Was I there?

257
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:06,507
No! It was heaven, my vision of heaven.

258
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:11,428
Oh, truly this was the will of Maude.

259
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,806
Hey, I want the Maude statue
to give me a vision!

260
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:14,890
Yeah!

261
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,475
Yeah! I want to hallucinate, too!

262
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:19,770
I'm sorry. The ticket price doesn't cover

263
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visions, miracles or other godly hoo-ha.

264
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:27,319
Yeah, folks. The power of Christ
compels you to give Ned an extra 10 bucks.

265
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:31,782
Homer, no! I can't exploit
a divine manifestation.

266
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:34,034
Oh, why not? Everybody's doin' it.

267
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:37,454
You could give the money to the orphanage.
I hear they need a new wall.

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00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:40,791
Three is not enough.

269
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,846
Maude, it's Disco Stu.

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Lay some heaven on me, foxy dead chick.

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00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:08,360
Ah, Disco Stu. Right this way.

272
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:12,239
But, hey, Saint Peter, you just said,
like, you was full.

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00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:15,034
- Oh, yeah!
- Ah, geez.

274
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:22,166
- Whoa, Frank Sinatra!
- For me, this is hell. You dig, pally?

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00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,176
- Who's next?
- That would be me. Thank you, sonny.

276
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:47,441
My chair! It's... got a mind of its own!

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00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:51,820
- Help me, Mr. Spock!
- Shazbot! My captain is in peril.

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00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:59,495
You saved the captain's life.
I want to make out with you.

279
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,789
And so do Catwoman and Agent 99.

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00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,545
How come everybody's
having visions, Daddy?

281
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:11,256
Oh, there's no explaining
God's will, Roddy.

282
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:14,259
That's like explaining
how an airplane flies.

283
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:19,056
Stupid grill! Why won't you light?
The gas is on full blast.

284
00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:21,558
You better stick your head in
and see what's goin' on.

285
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:22,684
Good idea.

286
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:26,146
No, Dad! I think
there's a leak in the line!

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00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,482
Leak in the line?

288
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:42,704
Oh, no! This isn't a divine miracle.

289
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,082
Everyone's just gettin'
goofy from the gas.

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00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,297
Uh-Uh, folks, I just discovered,

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eh, something about this statue that,
uh, may disappoint you.

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You see-

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What is it, Mr. Flanders?

294
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,477
Is something wrong with the miracle?

295
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:10,190
Will there still be money
for the orphans?

296
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:17,072
Hello, gas company?
How poisonous is your gas?

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00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,658
Wow. Bu... Eh... But I'm talking about,

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you know, outdoors
with plenty of ventilation.

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00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,454
That... How could that be worse?

300
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:28,333
OK, permanent brain damage
or just temporary?

301
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,418
I see.

302
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:33,463
I gotta close Praiseland down.
Someone could get hurt.

303
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:39,845
"Could" get hurt. "Could."
There's a chance they won't.

304
00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:42,848
Ned, Praiseland has
touched an entire town...

305
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:47,186
with its inspiring message
and toxic super freak-outs!

306
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:51,773
Look at those smiling faces.
Rich laughing with poor.

307
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,693
Bullies breaking bread with nerds.

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00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:58,071
Orphans lighting candles
over a leaking gas line.

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00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,198
Lighting candles?

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00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,037
No-o-o!

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00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,626
I can't feel my legs.

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00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,419
I taste blood.

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00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,924
Adults attacking orphans?

314
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:19,676
I don't think Maude Flanders
would approve of that.

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00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,136
Absolutely not!

316
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,263
- Never!
- No friggin' way!

317
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:26,141
Yeah. This place is more like "Crazeland."

318
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,560
Instead of "Praiseland."

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00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:29,728
I see.

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00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,230
It's a play on words.

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00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:42,908
May the Lord have mercy
on your gas-sniffin', orphan-beatin' soul!

322
00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:45,410
Christ be with you!

323
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:46,620
Hey, Ned!

324
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:49,665
I just read about your park
in that horrible AAA magazine.

325
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:54,169
Ooh, Ned, look who's here.
It's that girl you don't like.

326
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:57,422
Not!

327
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,758
Hey, your hair's grown back real nice.

328
00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:03,845
It's a wig. And let's never
speak of it again.

329
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:04,972
So what happened here?

330
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:08,058
How about I explain it to you
over a cup of coffee?

331
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:10,477
That is if you're willing
to give me another shot.

332
00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:23,490
Are you sure you want to do this, Ned?

333
00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:25,284
I'm sure.

334
00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:33,875
- So how about a movie tomorrow night?
- Sounds great.

335
00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:38,422
I think Ned is gonna be all right.

336
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:50,934
Get dancin', dancin', dance.

337
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,353
Dance.

338
00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:55,689
Get dancin', dancin', dance.

339
00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:56,815
Keep movin'.

340
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,526
Here come DJ Disco Tex.

341
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:01,653
Truckin' with his Sex-O-Lettes.

342
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:04,740
Get dancin', dancin', dance.

343
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,408
Guaranteed to rock the boat.

344
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:08,452
Machine-gun rap and locomote.

345
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:11,038
Get dancin', dancin', dance.

346
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:13,248
Come on, baby. Come out there
and dance to your song.

347
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,458
Turn yourself on.

348
00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:19,713
Over Hollywood... America needs you!

349
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:21,298
We need you to go dance!

350
00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:23,842
We need you to get together
and boogie-woogie-woogie-boogie!

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