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The Simpsons.

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Thanks for letting me skip school

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to see the team come back
from the championship, Dad.

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I always say, a boy can
learn more at an airport

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than he can at any school.

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Hey. I need to see your claim checks
for that luggage.

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Oh, of course. I have it right here.

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I'll need to see yours too.

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- You got it!
- I'll take your word for it.

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You're just doing your job.

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- Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?
- Get out.

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Look at the outrageous markup.

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You magnificent bastard. I salute you!

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I just got a bunch of fruity Easter eggs.

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Ew! Another liver transplant.

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Oh, no. Not again!

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You're not getting away
that easy, little fella.

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Have you heard of Krishna Consciousness?

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This, Bart, is a crazy man.

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Do unto others as you would
have them do unto you.

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Right. That'll work.

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A new and better life awaits you
on our distant home planet, Blisstonia.

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Hmm. Makes sense.

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We're having a free get-acquainted session
at our resort this weekend.

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How much is this free resort weekend?

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- It's free.
- And when is this weekend?

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- It's this weekend.
- Uh-huh. And how much does it cost?

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- Um, it's free.
- I see. And when is it?

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It's this weekend.

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And what are you charging
for this free weekend?

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- Come on, Dad. The team's arriving.
- It's free, right?

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Hey. Look. There's a big crowd
to welcome us back, even though we lost.

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Hey, I'll give you something to cry about,
you loser. You can't catch a football?

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Let's see if you can catch a rock.

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I've never heard of these Movementarians.

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- Are they some kind of church?
- Who cares what it is?

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The point is

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these are some decent, generous people
that I can take advantage of.

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But what if they try
to talk us into something?

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Marge, Marge, Marge.

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Remember when those smooth-talking guys

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tried to sell me
a time-share vacation condo?

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You bought four of them.
Thank God the check bounced.

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So I beat the system.

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Watch yourself, Dad. You're the highly
suggestible type.

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Yes, I am the highly suggestible type.

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Welcome, brother.

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Out of my way, jerk-ass!

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Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, fishing.

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Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, fishing.

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Fishing, fishing.

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Hi, how are y...

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Fishing.

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It certainly is a beautiful day.
We should thank the Leader.

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Who the hell is that? Some kind of leader?

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Yes.

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He's the head of our perfect family.

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And when our galactic vehicle is complete,

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he will take us
to our new home, Blisstonia.

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Why don't you come chat with us
about the Leader at the welcome center?

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- Will there be beer?
- Beer is not allowed.

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Homer no function beer well without.

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Would you rather have beer
or complete and utter contentment?

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What kind of beer?

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The Leader knows how miserable
you, Marge, Lisa, Bart and Maggie are.

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Really? I'm surprised about Maggie.

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Just come up
and watch our orientation film.

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You're free to leave at any time.

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Wow! A free movie! Thanks!

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Out of my way, jerk-ass!

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Once we collect enough money
for fuel

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our leader will throw open the doors
of the forbidden barn

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where we will all board
our intergalactic vehicle,

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rows one through 30 first.

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Upon our arrival, we will begin our new,
perfect lives on Blisstonia,

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well-known for its high levels of bliss.

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I don't know about you,
but they're not exactly winning me over

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with these lousy production values here.

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I'm gonna slip out.

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You're free to leave
whenever you want,

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but would you mind telling us why?

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Oh, I just didn't, uh...
I didn't think, um...

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Oh, it's... it's pretty good.

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Man, this whole place puffs of
the wacky-tabbacky. I'm out of here.

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Going somewhere? Uh, though you're free
to do so.

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No. Just rearranging my underwear.
Ah. There it is.

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When you surrender yourself
to the Movementarians,

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you are guaranteed a perfect life
of serenity, love and loving serenity.

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- Not a guarantee.
- Loving serenity. It's about damn time!

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- I love the Leader.
- The Leader is perfect.

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Wait. I'm confused about the movie.

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So the cops knew that Internal Affairs
was setting them up?

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What are you talking about?
There's nothing like that in there.

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You see, when I get bored
I make up my own movie.

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I have a very short attention span.

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But our point is very simple.
You see, when...

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Oh, look! A bird!

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The circle of judgment
never fails to destroy their self-esteem.

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Then he'll be ours to mold.

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Let the judgment begin.
I'll get the ball rolling.

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- You're a fat idiot.
- Yeah! Lose some weight!

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- Hey, man. You're fat.
- Fatso.

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Moron.

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Fat too.

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Well, yeah.
I guess I could lose a few pounds.

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And I can be kind of thick
sometimes.

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You've failed at everything
you've ever tried.

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Whoa. You've got my number
on that one, buddy.

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This is a smart group.

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And your stink brings tears to my eyes.

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Now wait a minute, Moe.

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Oh. My mistake.

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Why isn't our low-protein gruel

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wearing down his resistance
like all the others?

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It doesn't wear down your resistance
if you eat a month's supply.

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He even ate mine.

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- You gonna finish that, bony?
- Oh, "griven"...

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Let's try the chant. Everyone loves
a droning, repetitive chant.

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Attention, everyone.

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Let's all give thanks to the Leader
for this glorious day.

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The leader is good.
The leader is great.

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We surrender our will as of this date.

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The Leader is good. The Leader is great.

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We surrender our will as of this date.

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It's no use. He's obviously the most
powerful mind we've ever dealt with.

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Or...

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Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Leader.

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Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Leader.

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Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Leader.

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Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Leader.

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- Leader, leader, leader.
- Batman!

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I mean...

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Leader

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I love the Leader.

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- You what?
- Come again, Marge?

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You what?

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I've joined the Movementarians.
And so have all of you.

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- We what?
- All I had to give them

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was our life savings,
the deed to the house

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and a commitment
of 10 trillion years of labor.

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I can't go along with this, Homer.

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Marge, when I join an underground cult,

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I expect a little support from my family.

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Dad, do you think you might have been
brainwashed?

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I have not been brainwashed.

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Kill the girl. Kill the girl.

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- Homer!
- What? What did I say?

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Church, cult. Cult, church.

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So we get bored
someplace else every Sunday.

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Does this really change
our day-to-day lives?

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Of course not.

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Except that we're all moving
to the Movementarian agricultural compound

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- to be near the Leader and serve him.
- I'm not leaving my home.

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Oh, yes, you are.
I'm afraid it's our home now.

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This house will become the new
local welcome center for this district.

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And it didn't cost us a dime.

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Springfield has been overrun by a strange
and almost certainly evil sect

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calling themselves "the Movementarians."

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In exchange for your home
and all your money,

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the leader of this way-out
and wrong religion

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claims he'll take believers away
on his spaceship to the planet Blisstonia.

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Excuse my editorial laugh. But...

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Ladies and gentlemen, I've just learned
of a change in this stations management.

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Welcome, Movementarians.
Continue to improve our lives.

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I love you, perfect Leader, and new CEO
of KBBL Broadcasting.

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Homer Simpson, your family will be
housed here

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for the first 100,000 years.

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- Then something might open up in a double.
- Why even unpack?

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Dad and all these other people

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are obviously the products
of mental conditioning.

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Yeah. Maybe it'll wear off,
like his interest in CB radio.

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That's a negatory, good buddy!

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I kind of think it's cool. Just pretend
you're in a zombie movie.

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Besides, this is just another place

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for me to wreak my special brand
of hysterical havoc.

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These rubes in robes haven't met the likes
of Bart Simpson before.

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I love the Leader.

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Of course you do.

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This so-called "new religion"

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is nothing but a pack
of weird rituals and chants

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designed to take away the money of fools.

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Let us say the Lord's Prayer 40 times,
but first let's pass the collection plate.

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Looks like
slim pickings today, Reverend.

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Oh, Lord. Uh, try
the emergency plate, Ned.

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- I don't think that's gonna do it.
- Um...

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See, Marge? Our lives
are so much better now.

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You two, stop talking
and resume the lima bean harvest.

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When we got married, you promised me
my harvesting days were over.

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What's going on?

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- Whoa.
- What's going on?

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Look! The forbidden barn opens.

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He's coming!

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Oh, boy. We get to see the Leader pass by.

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We toil in the fields, and he rides around
in a Rolls-Royce?

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Yes, it would be nice
if he'd buy American,

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but what are you gonna do?

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I'm covered in the dust
of the Leader. He favors me!

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I am even dustier. Dustier than thou!

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Oh, look who the new pet is.

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I've never been so happy.

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Smithers, why haven't I heard
of this "the Leader"?

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He's as rich and wicked as I,
but he seems to enjoy tax-exempt status.

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00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:04,080
Actually, sir,
with our creative bookkeeping

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and corporate loopholes, we only pay
three dollars a year.

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You're right.
We're getting screwed.

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There must be
something I can do about this.

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Wait. Yes.

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I think I know just the thing.

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Uh, sir?

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You have to tell me what your plan is,
or-or nothing will happen.

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Oh, yes. Of course. The plan.

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- You see me as a god, right, Smithers?
- Absolutely, sir.

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- You'd kneel before me.
- Boy, would I!

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Yes. Uh, then I'll form my own religion
with its own symbol.

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We'll use this special "K."

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I believe that's already
a breakfast cereal, sir.

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- And people worship it?
- In a way.

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All right then. Uh, how about this?

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Uh, why don't you leave
the symbol to me, sir?

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Ladies and gentlemen, behold your new god,

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Mr. Burns.

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Ahoy-hoy, lowly mortals.

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In addition to working for me,
you may now praise me as your Almighty.

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Amen, sir. Mmm!

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Uh, we'll try this again tomorrow.

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Ah, he's all right. But he's no bowl
of Special "K."

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This is ridiculous. We're already married.

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But, Marge, we're not mass married.

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At least you got to choose your mate.

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We got matched up on the printout.

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- Hey. Remember our agreement. I'm the man.
- You're the man!

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- I could have done a lot worse, Mother.
- Speak for yourself.

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So, do you enjoy comic books?

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And who can tell me where thunder
and lightning come from?

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Yes, Bart?

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The Leader, ma'am.

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Very good, Bart.
And who invented Morse code?

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Oh. I should know this one.

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The... The Leader?

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Ah. Correct again.

241
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,807
He's wrong! You're wrong!

242
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:31,685
The whole damn system is wrong!

243
00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:34,146
What's the matter, Lisa?

244
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:37,233
You used to be such a good student.

245
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:41,153
Don't you want to please your teachers
and get good grades?

246
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,948
Grades?

247
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:47,243
We love him, he loves we.

248
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:50,496
We're the leader's family.

249
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:55,042
These lima beans are even better than
the ones we had for breakfast and lunch.

250
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:58,546
Oh! A lima bean that looks
just like the Leader!

251
00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,965
- I'll put it with the others.
- Homer.

252
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:03,968
You know I always try to put
the best face on everything,

253
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,637
but there's no face on that damn bean!

254
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,473
We hate it here!
And your family wants to leave.

255
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,517
No, we don't, Mother.

256
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,103
We love the Leader.

257
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:19,108
No!

258
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:23,362
All righty. Time for bed.

259
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:27,283
I'm leaving this place,
and you'd better step aside.

260
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,035
Lady, people are free to go
whenever they wish.

261
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,091
Hi-yah!

262
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:12,119
Oh. I never thought
I'd have to do this again.

263
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:14,580
Reverend Lovejoy!

264
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:17,124
You've gotta help me.

265
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:21,045
My entire family has been taken in
by the evil Movementarians.

266
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:24,924
Oh, I feel for you, my child,
and I'd like to help you.

267
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,723
Now, how are we going to
get my Homie back?

268
00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:35,893
I'll kidnap him for 50,

269
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:39,939
deprogram him for 100,
and I'll kill him for 500.

270
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,941
No, no, no. Just the first two.

271
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,109
All right. I'll throw in
the killing for free.

272
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:48,322
Yay! Here comes the leader!

273
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:56,413
What an honor. We've been called
into the presence of...

274
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,918
Marge? You're the Leader?

275
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,795
You don't look anything like the beans.

276
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:06,423
Knock him out, Reverend!

277
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,302
Oh, the devil has given him
superhuman strength.

278
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,513
Give me that, you noodle-armed choir boy!

279
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:16,266
Well, that didn't do it, Mr. Kilt.

280
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,519
Look. Let's the three of us
try it together.

281
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,690
Oh! Ooh! Why?

282
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:29,697
Oh, you're gonna break like matchsticks
I promise you that!

283
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,740
Hey. I made some Rice Krispie squares

284
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,534
for our hungry deprogrammerinos.

285
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:37,955
Aw, man! You ruined
the atmosphere, ya daft pansy!

286
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:40,124
Well, this is my rumpus room.

287
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,584
Ach! Don't call it that!

288
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,464
Outsiders have kidnapped
some of our property.

289
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,425
We must respond with our deadliest weapon.

290
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,010
The lawyers.

291
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,137
Go! Go! Go!

292
00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,560
Attention, all citizens.

293
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,924
Even though the leader himself
is completely nonviolent...

294
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:06,483
...he urges you to be as violent
as you like in capturing the Simpsons.

295
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,283
What are you doing?
They're not here, you idiots!

296
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,994
Idiots? That's slander, sir,
and we have it on tape.

297
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:19,371
All right. I'll get out
my checkbook.

298
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,498
- What was that?
- Ah, I said...

299
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,835
So, you kids really love the Leader, huh?

300
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,503
Even more than your parents?

301
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,589
- Yeah. No contest.
- Of course. Absolutely.

302
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:31,800
All right already.
But do you love the Leader

303
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:35,721
more than having your very own
brand-new hover bikes?

304
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,394
What do you have to say
about the Leader now, huh? Huh?

305
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:43,663
- The hell with him.
- What Leader?

306
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:45,123
He can take a flying leap
as long as I am concerned.

307
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,775
- And who do you love now?
- Hover bikes!

308
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,359
Close enough.

309
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:52,863
Yay!

310
00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:58,869
Sorry, kids. There's no
such thing as hover bikes.

311
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:01,163
They're just a couple of
Huffys on a fishing line.

312
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:02,873
But we heard them hovering.

313
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:05,501
Oh, I'm afraid I played a dirty part
in this little charade.

314
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:10,422
- Well, can we at least keep the bikes?
- Oh, no. No, no. No, no, no.

315
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:13,926
They're due back at the store by 6:00.
Get off 'em. Get off. Off. Get off.

316
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:15,928
All right.

317
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:20,516
Now, what's so all-fire great
about your fancy-pants Leader?

318
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:24,228
The Leader knows all and sees all.

319
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,647
Ooh. Well, that is impressive.

320
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:29,900
And he's going to take us
to a wonderful new planet.

321
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:33,737
Oh, this Leader,
he sounds like a grand fella.

322
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,115
Willie, I'm not sure
we're making any headway here.

323
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,575
Would you shut up, woman.
He's talking about my leader.

324
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:41,370
Uh, maybe we should take
a little break-a-rooney, huh?

325
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,497
Anyone like a draft beer?

326
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,375
Beer?

327
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,753
Would you like a tall, frosty one, Homer?

328
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:58,595
No. Must resist temptation.

329
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:03,350
Go ahead. Give in. Beer! Beer!

330
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:07,187
Ooh. These cotton-poly blends
are so comfortable.

331
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:11,441
Go on, Homer. Our commandments clearly
state that beer is all right.

332
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:12,651
Try some.

333
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:23,495
- This man is coming with us.
- Homer, you don't have to go with them.

334
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,372
But I want to go.

335
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,875
Well, I would say the matter is settled.

336
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,602
You know, I pride myself
on being a good host,

337
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:31,461
so I'm obliged to offer you a beer,

338
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:35,257
but I'm so darn mad
it's gonna be mostly head.

339
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:42,389
Homer, come back!

340
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:45,642
- That's my husband!
- He's our husband now.

341
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,103
Yay!

342
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,189
I'm glad I'm back.

343
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,609
Because the moment that sweet, sweet beer
hit my tongue,

344
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,527
I was born again!

345
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,946
Hallelujah!

346
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,741
Now I can show all of you
what I've come to realize.

347
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:03,619
The reason we're not allowed
in the forbidden barn

348
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:06,413
is because there is no
intergalactic spaceship.

349
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:09,374
He's taken our money just so he can...

350
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:13,420
build one hell of a spaceship!

351
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:16,757
Homer Simpson,

352
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,301
because of your lack of faith,

353
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:22,721
you've ruined mankind's chance
for salvation.

354
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:24,598
- Whoops.
- Nice going there, Homer.

355
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:27,726
Oh, my gosh. Maybe he was telling
the truth about everything.

356
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:30,437
Oh, mercy. He's the real deal!

357
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,329
Come back. Come back!

358
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,706
Willie still loves ya, O Great One!

359
00:20:57,172 --> 00:21:00,717
Stranger, you're a-trespassing
on my dirt farm.

360
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,679
Uh, do you happen to need a messiah?

361
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:06,765
No, but I'll take
them sacks of money from ye.

362
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:11,979
I should have stayed
with the Promise Keepers.

363
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:12,980
Damn it!

364
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,524
It fell apart like everything else
I've ever believed in.

365
00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:18,360
Oh, I guess it's back to
good old-fashioned voodoo.

366
00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:21,905
Wow! I need a drink!

367
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:23,657
Come with me.

368
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:26,410
Uh, is that your collar, Reverend?

369
00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:30,247
Uh, yes.
How did that get down there?

370
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,749
Come back to papa, baby.

371
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:38,005
To think, I turned to a cult
for mindless happiness...

372
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:41,133
when I had beer all along.

373
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:44,261
And you, Marge, the bringer of beer.

374
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,556
It's wonderful
to think for ourselves again.

375
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,099
You said it, Sister.

376
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:50,809
You are watching Fox.

377
00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:53,437
We are watching Fox.

378
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