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The Simpsons.

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Hey, Bart, what's your favorite thing
about teachers' conference day?

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Mmm, I guess that
we don't have to go to school.

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Wow! Mine too!

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The world is completely
different on a weekday morning.

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Banks are open. Old people
are walking the streets with impunity.

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And look! Barney's not even drunk yet.

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Morning, boys. Can't stop to chat.

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Time is money.

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Morning, Barney.

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You know what makes it even sweeter?

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While we're out havin' fun
and walkin' around like crazy,

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those teachers are cooped up
in school like morons!

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Mmm, here we go again.

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Skinner!

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Ah. No day would be completely wasted
without a visit

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to the old joke shop.

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Rookie mistake, Milhouse.

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Check it out, Bart. X-ray specs!

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Hey, these don't work.

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Uh-oh, a lead shirt.

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I'll take three pairs.
Here's my prescription.

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You wanna not play with that.
Just got it charged.

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Maybe you can help me.

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I don't think my face
is as hilarious as it could be.

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What can you show me in a nose
or forehead accessory?

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Whoa! Lookin' sharp!

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Well, thanks, guv'nor. Oh!

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If you put dog doo on the suction cups,
they'll stick better.

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Milhouse, I'm not gonna take dog doo

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that's been on the dirty ground
and put it on my face.

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I have a better idea.

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- Hey, Dad, wake up!
- Huh? What?

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I'm awake! I'm awake!
I'm a productive member of the team.

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You can't fire me! I quit!

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- Please! I have a family.
- Relax, Dad, it's just me.

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I was wondering if you had any
industrial-strength adhesive

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I could use on my face.

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Well, let's see what we got
in the old drawer.

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Aha! There's some glue.

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Hope this stuff holds.

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This exhibit is
a once-in-a-lifetime event.

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It's the first time

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these Egyptian artifacts
have been allowed out of England.

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Just let me put some film in the camera,
and then we'll hop in the car.

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You can get a picture of your mommy
with a mummy.

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Whoops! There goes
Carlsbad Caverns. Oh, well.

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Oh, I can't wait! In just 20 minutes,

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we'll be in a three-hour line
to see the Orb of Isis.

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Ta-da! Notice anything new?

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Bart, what have I told you about
throwing money away at that joke shop?

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- To try and cut back a little?
- Take those silly things off.

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It won't come off.

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- Bart, did you glue those on?
- Oh, don't be ridiculous.

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"In case of accidental ingestion,
consult a mortician."

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Oh, my goodness!

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Mom, I didn't eat any of it.
I'm not stupid.

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We've gotta get you
to a doctor right away.

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Wait! You promised
to take me to the museum!

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I know, honey, but this is
a very unusual situation.

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At least, it would be for most families.

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- What if I took a bus?
- A bus?

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Alone? Absolutely not.

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It's just too dangerous
for an eight-year-old.

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In a few years when you're old
enough to drive,

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then you can take a bus.

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But it's the last day of the Isis exhibit!

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Well, you should've thought of that
before I glued all this stuff to my face.

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Na!

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Y'ello?

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- Dad?
- Who is this?

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It's Lisa. I just called to tell you
how much I love you.

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- And can I take the bus to the museum?
- Museum?

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Mmm, I don't like the sound of that.
What did your mother say?

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Um, I wasn't 100% clear on that.

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She said something,

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but she was kind of in a rush
to get Bart to the emergency room.

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Hmm. So you wanna take the bus, huh?

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I don't know.
That's a pretty big decision.

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Well, if it would put your mind at ease,
I could take a limousine.

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Although, that would cost $200.

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$200? Oh! Isn't there any other way?

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Hmm. I guess I could take the bus
if you think that's a better idea.

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Frankly, I do.

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I know you had your heart set on a limo,

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but sometimes daddies
have to say no, honey.

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I'm afraid you're gonna
have to take the bus.

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All right.

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- Attagirl. I love you...
- Yes!

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Ah, the old number 22.

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Clean, reliable public transportation.

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The chariot of the people.

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The ride of choice for the poor
and very poor alike.

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- Sure, some folks prefer...
- Are you getting on this next bus, kid?

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- Yes.
- Taxi!

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- V.D. clinic.
- Look!

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It's the bus! The bus! Come on!
You're gonna miss the bus!

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That's one small step... Whoa!

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Hi, Larry.

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I'm sorry. It's just that
on the school bus...

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May I sit there?

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Of course not, honey.

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That seat's for my coin purse.

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May I have that seat?

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Yes, if you can answer me
these questions three.

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- Question the first...
- Never mind.

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Sycamore Avenue.

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Little Newark. Little Newark.

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Crackton. Crackton is the stop.

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Crackton? That doesn't sound right.

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Industrial Access Road.

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Airport Refueling Way.

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Rural Route 9.

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Army Proving Ground.

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Um, excuse me, sir? When does this bus
get to the museum?

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- It doesn't.
- Oh. But isn't this the 22?

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Yeah, Monday, Wednesday, Friday.

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Tuesday, Thursday, it's the 22-A.

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22-A? Then where the heck am I?

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Don't make me tap the sign.

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But I'm lost and I need to know where...

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Last stop. End of the line.

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I should've got off
in Crackton.

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OK, the museum's gotta be north of here.

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Now, which way is north?

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Aha! It's springtime,
so the geese must be flying back north!

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Hey!

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See, Bart? There's another boy
who played with glue.

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Actually, it was a plumbing explosion.

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That's the kind of faucet
I want for your bathroom.

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How could I confuse
bus 22 with 22-A?

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Area 51?

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I found Area 51!

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No, ma'am. This is Area 51-A.

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Well, um, I'm kind of lost.

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Can you tell me where I am?

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I'm sorry. The location
of this location is classified.

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Stupid bus! It can't even go

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to the stupid place
it's supposed to stupid go!

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I seen it first! Ooh!

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Girlie Sue's gonna have
a elegant weddin' feast.

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Uh, listen, I'm kind of lost.

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Do you think you could
give me a lift downtown?

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Cletus, what are you beatin'
your gums about?

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Never you mind, Brandine.

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You just go back to birthin' that baby.

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Yeah, I'll fetch ya a ride, little missy.

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Hop on in. Mind the skunk.

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Them things can go off
even after they's dead.

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Young man, there's nothing
funny about novelties.

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I mean,
they're humorous and all,

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but, uh, this is certainly
no laughing matter.

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- Can you help him, Doctor?
- Oh, my, yes.

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Why, if I had $75 for
every novelty I've removed...

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Oh, by the way, I'll need a check for $75.

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Yes, I think a series
of painful injections

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directly into Bart's spine
should get the job done.

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What happened?

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You didn't do anything.

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Oh, didn't I?

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Nothing dissolves glue
better than human sweat.

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I knew Bart would panic
and start perspiring

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at the sight of this button applicator.

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Couldn't you have just
turned up the heat a little?

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Oh, heavens, no!
It had to be terror sweat.

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Oh, yeah. This is good.

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So, uh, ain't you guys
gonna ask me about my hat?

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Hey, Carl, what's with the hat?

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Oh, what, this thing?
I got it down at the museum.

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It's what the ancient Egyptians
call a souvenir.

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My daughter's at
that Egyptian dealie right now.

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She wanted to take a limo.

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But I made her take the bus.

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You sent your little girl downtown
on a bus?

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Alone?

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Maybe. But you don't know Lisa.
I mean, she's so smart

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they hooked her up to a big computer
to try to teach it some things.

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But she had so much knowledge,
it overloaded.

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And then it got really hot
and caught on fire!

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That never, uh, happened, did it, Homer?

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Uh, yes.

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But now I have to leave
on a totally unrelated matter.

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Oh, Lisa!

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I didn't know Springfield
had a Russian district.

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Excuse me. Can you tell me
how to get to the museum?

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Khlav Khalash!

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No, thanks.

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Oh, that's it. I give up.

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You have reached
the office of Homer Simpson.

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If you are calling about the water bed,

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please leave a detailed
message. If you need...

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Get back to work!

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You buy it! You buy it!

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Lisa! Lisa!

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Lisa!

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Oh, where is she?

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Has anyone seen my little girl?

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Oh, for God's sakes,
my little girl is...

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Hello.

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Homer, what's going on?
Shouldn't you be at work?

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- I am at work. This is what I do.
- But...

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Keep it moving, Marge!
This isn't a parking lot!

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I'm sorry.

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- Shouldn't you be at work right now?
- Uh, yes, sir, Mr. Burns, sir.

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Well, then get back to
wherever it is you work, whoever you are.

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Excuse me, ma'am.
Have you seen this little girl?

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00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:33,372
Uh, I'd love to help you, pal,
but I'm on a stakeout here.

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Yoink! Ha-ha!

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Oh-Oh, great! Somebody stop that awful,
awful man!

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Lisa! Lisa!

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D'oh! This is no good.
I've gotta get up higher.

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Give me all your balloons.

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I hope this works.

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These are for you if you let me use
your cherry picker.

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Well, I've already got some balloons,
but they're not this nice.

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Deal!

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Excuse me, ma'am? Uh, hello?

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Somebody? Anybody?

219
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Lisa?

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Lisa?

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- Lisa!
- Dad!

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Stay there! I'll come down and save you!

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What's wrong with this thing?

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Lisa!

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Save me!

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Hang on, Dad!

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Look out!

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Oh, no. I'm gonna go off the end of the...

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I'm not normally a praying man,
but if you're up there,

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please save me, Superman.

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- Hurry! Hurry! Lower the bridge!
- You're the boss.

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Dad, grab onto it!

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Ow! Oh, Lisa, thank God you're OK.

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D'oh! Ow! D'oh! Ow!

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- You said to crush him, right?
- No!

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Are you sure you don't wanna
go to a doctor?

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I mean, a drawbridge
did close on your head.

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Nah, I'll just walk it off.

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I should have known I wasn't old enough
to take the bus alone,

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but I really wanted to see that exhibit.

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I'll never take another
stupid risk like that again.

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- Don't ever say that!
- What?

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If I hadn't have taken a stupid risk
with that cherry picker,

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I never would've found you.

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I guess.

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Stupid risks
are what make life worth living.

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Now, your mother, she's the steady type,

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and that's fine in small doses.

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But me, I'm a risk taker.

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That's why I have so many adventures.

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Dad, you're headed
for the river again!

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Dad!

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Feel your heart pumping a mile a minute?

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That's what my heart's doing all the time.

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Bet your left arm's tingling too, huh?

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Dad, are you all right?

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I'm enjoying my life too much to care,

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and you should be too.

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So what would you like to do right now
more than anything in the world?

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See the Isis exhibit!
But the museum's closed.

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Hmm. Closed, eh?

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So getting in would be a pretty big risk.

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What do you say, honey?
Feelin' stupid? I know I am!

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Lisa, we're home! Sorry about the museum!

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You'd better go up and apologize.

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- But my apologies always sound so forced.
- Do it!

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Hey, Lise, I'm sorry
I ruined your Egyptian thing.

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We're still buds, right?

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OK, be that way! Be a big, stupid jerk!

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Oh! You're not the jerk. I am.

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Forgive me?

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Oh, like you're Miss Perfect!

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Mom, Lisa's making me feel bad!

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- Stop it, Lisa!
- That shut her up.

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OK, just a little higher.

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Dad, I'm kind of scared.

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Good. You're gonna need that adrenaline
to make the final jump.

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OK. Here goes.

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Could you open the window?

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The cops have Daddy's prints on file.

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Wow! It's magnificent!

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Now I know how Sir Dudley Winthrop felt

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when he first fell through the ceiling
and discovered the Temple of Isis.

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Have you ever seen
such exquisite ushabtis?

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Uh, not this exquisite.

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Oh, my gosh! It's the mysterious
Orb of Isis.

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Archaeologists have been
studying it for decades

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and still have no clue what it means.

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Well, Daddy will figure it out.

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Oh! We can't touch it, Dad.

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It's behind a velvet rope.

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A velvet rope.

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Lisa, you can't go this far
and then not go further.

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No!

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Dad!

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You broke it!

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It's a music box.

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Dad, we uncovered the secret!

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Oh! So now it's "we," eh?

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It's so beautiful.

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And just think, we are the first people
to hear its song

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in more than 4,000 years.

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Thanks for making me take
such a stupid risk, Dad.

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Anytime, honey. Just remember,

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never be afraid to live life on the edge.

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Now, let's get home
before your mother kills us.

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00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,490
It's kind of humbling, isn't it?

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The music we just heard
might never be heard again.

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Yeah. But it'll always live on

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because we'll never forget it.

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- Dad, that's the Old Spice song.
- It is?

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Well, that's a good song too.

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Run!

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