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The Simpsons.

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McBain to base.

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Under attack by Commie Nazis.

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They won't stop me from delivering
these UNICEF pennies.

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Go, pennies.

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Help the puny children who need you.

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Wow. McBain is really buffed up.

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You could grate cheese on those abs.

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Yeah. But can he do this?

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- I surrender.
- Not so fast.

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That's what I call
breakneck speed.

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Mom, a man just died.

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Anyway, it's time for
the church picnic.

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What? They had a picnic last week.

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No, they didn't. You just brought a bucket
of chicken to church.

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If God didn't want us to eat in church

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he would have made gluttony a sin.

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Hey!

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Ah, the joke's on you.

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We borrowed that jar from your table.

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So you just shot your own mustard.

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Aw, nuts.

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Ooh. Still plenty of parking.

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Nice to see you, Homer.

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Yeah. Out of my way, whoever you are.
You're blocking the food.

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Ah, there's nothing like
a good old-fashioned picnic.

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How's my kite doing, Smithers?

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Oh, it's, uh, soaring majestically, sir.

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You're it.

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We'll see about that. After him, Smithers.

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Aaah! You're not it!

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Gentlemen, the game is capture the flag.

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- Rod, ladies pick first.
- OK. I choose... Todd.

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Bart! Bart! Bart!

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Over here! Over here!

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- Um, I'll take...
- Pick me! Pick me!

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Nelson.

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Saving the best for last, huh, Bart?

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Yeah. That must be it.

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I pick my dad. Do you want to
play capture the flag, Daddy?

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Sports on a Sunday?

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Hmm. I better check with Reverend...

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Oh, just play the damn game, Ned.

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Yeah. Well, if you get
a grown-up, then so do we.

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I pick my dad.

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- Him?
- Well, you'd be surprised.

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He gets pretty competitive
when he's drinking.

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Come on, Dad.
We're playing capture the flag.

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Sorry, Son. Daddy's down for the day.

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Why don't you go capture me
some more potato salad.

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But Rod picked his dad.
It's a matter of family honor.

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Flanders is playing?
Why didn't you say so?

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Oh. It appears

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I will have to find a new
fortress of solitude.

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OK, Dad. They've got our flag
guarded pretty good.

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I agree. Let's surrender.

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No. Wait. I have a plan.
But I'll need your underpants.

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Hmm. All right. But don't lose 'em.
They're my only pair.

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I got it! I got the flag!

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Get him! Get him! He's getting away!

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Stupid kids.

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Pin him!

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This isn't the flag.

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It looks more like-Ew!

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Suckers. Go, Dad!

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He's getting away!

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Come on, Dad. Just a few more feet.
Show 'em what you got.

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Go! Get him! Go! Go!

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Tag him! Tag him!

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- Tag him! Quick! Tag him!
- Time out! Time out!

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Oh, I don't think he can get up.

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- Let's egg him!
- Yeah!

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Ow! Stop it!

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Hey. He's trying to turn over.

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I've never seen
Bart so ashamed of me.

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Oh, Marge. How could you let me
let myself go like this?

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Me? I'm not the one
who puts butter in your coffee.

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Yeah. Well, I've humiliated
my son for the last time.

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- I'm going to get into shape.
- Whatever you say, sweetie.

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No. I mean it.
I'm really serious this time.

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OK, honey. OK. I'll start taking in
all your slacks.

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OK, boy.

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I want you to keep this exercise thing
under your hat.

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That way,
I won't be embarrassed if I fail.

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Oh, great. Now the cat knows.

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OK. Here we go.

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Look, son. Daddy got in shape.

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I've gotta keep trying.

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Or I could just move that picture.

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No. The picture looked good where it was.

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Boy, drag me back outside.

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Hey!

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So what will it be, Mr. Simpson?

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Your usual bucket of ice cream
covered with miniature pies?

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Uh, don't you have anything healthy here?

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Oh, well, we do have
some low-salt candy bars

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and some reduced-fat soda.

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And our beef jerky
is now nearly rectum-free.

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Hey. These Powersauce bars
look pretty healthy.

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Oh, yes. That is a new item.
No bar contains more applesauce.

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"A bushel of apples packed in each bar

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plus the secret ingredient
that unleashes...

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the awesome power of apples."

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Wow!

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"Gym"? What's a "gym"?

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Oh. A "gym."

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Boy, I'm feeling this. Ow.

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Ooh, my head's gonna be sore in
the morning.

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Excuse me. You're doing
this station all backwards.

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Let me show you how to do it like a man.

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Rainier Wolfcastle!
Oh, I love your movies

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and your Powersauce bars
and your taught, rippling...

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Hey, hey, hey. That's enough.
Now step over to the Abdominator...

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and I will shout slogans at you.

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Push. Harder.

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Go past the max. Reach over the top.
Master your ass.

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Wow, Wolfie. Two months ago I didn't know
what the word dumbbell meant.

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This place is great.

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Hello, handsome. Nice muscles.

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Care for a rubdown?

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Oh! Well, I'm flattered but spoken for.

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Oh, what the heck. Give me your number.

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Dad, what have you done to your stomach?

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- And your chest.
- And your shirt!

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I have been working out secretly at night.
And look at me now!

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Oh, my goodness gracious!

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Go ahead.
Try and grab some flab.

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Go on! No. Not there.

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Not there either. Over here.

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- I've got some.
- No. Here. Try my foot.

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No. Not that foot. Just feel my biceps.

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Whoa!

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Well, what do you think
of your old man now, Son?

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Whoa!

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Damn right.

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How can you put
that filth into your bodies?

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My casserole is not filth.

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- Eat it.
- Look at you people.

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Bart's a tub.
Lisa's weak as a little girl.

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And Maggie doesn't seem
to be growing at all.

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- Now that's just not...
- You too, Marge.

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If you toned up a little, you'd probably
get a lot more action.

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Homer, stop insulting us
and eat your filth. Food. I mean food.

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Sorry. I only eat food in bar form.

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When you concentrate food,
you unleash its awesome power, I'm told.

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That's why I'm compressing
five pounds of spaghetti...

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into one handy, mouth-size bar.

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Hospital, please.

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Homer, please remember to wipe your sweat
off that machine.

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I got a terrible rash yesterday.

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You know Rainier Wolfcastle?

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Yeah. He helped me blast through
the burn and ride the zone.

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Yo, yo, Rainier, my man. How you doing?

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I thought you'd be here
pumping those guns.

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We've come up with a killer
promotion for Powersauce bars.

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- Picture this. You...
- I love it.

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Climb the highest mountain in Springfield.

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The Murderhorn.

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Are you crazy? That's suicide.

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Sure! For experienced
mountain climbers.

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But you're a movie star. And you'll have
the Powersauce edge.

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Not for all the applesauce
in Glückenschlabel.

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My dad could do it. He eats 50 dollars'
worth of Powersauce bars a day.

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Overshoot the extreme.
Max the envelope and so on.

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Wow. He's really been
paying attention to our slogans.

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Brad, a word?

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New angle, Joe Schlub eats Powersauce bar,
becomes world's mightiest man.

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It's believable.
That's what I like about it.

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Congratulations, sir.

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You're gonna be the first man
to climb the Murderhorn.

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I am?

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Uh, no. That's it over there.

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Yeah. That's it.

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Just to the right
of the one you're looking at.

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OK. Mountain climbing supplies.

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Rope. Ice ax. Heart medicine.

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Son, don't go up that mountain.

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You'll die up there, just like I did.

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You? "Did"?

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Sure. It was the winter of '28.

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The Butter Baby Flapjack Company
sponsored me and a fella named McAllister.

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We were almost to the top
when we ran low on supplies.

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Heroically,
I gave him the last short stack.

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Then that glory hog took all the supplies
and headed for the top alone.

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I fell 8,000 feet onto
a pile of jagged rocks.

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Of course, folks were
tougher in those days.

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I was jitterbugging that very night.

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But that skunk McAllister
was never seen again.

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If you're trying to scare me,
it won't work.

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I'm 100% focused on my goal.

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Hey. My hat has earflaps.

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And when he reaches the top,
Mr. Simpson here

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will plant this Powersauce
flag as an eternal symbol...

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of mans contempt for nature.

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Wait. Is "contempt" the word I want here?

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Homer, you're the world's greatest hero.

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Do you owe it all to Powersauce?

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That's right, Brad and Neil.

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I only eat Powersauce,
the bar with "applesauceicity."

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Has anyone mentioned that Homer doesn't
know anything about mountain climbing...

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and that this is all crazy?

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Well, yes. A number of people.
But don't worry.

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We're sending two Sherpas along as guides.

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Aw. Good-bye, everyone.

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- Don't touch my stuff.
- Dad, wait.

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You're not risking your life
just to impress me, are you?

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Well, yeah.

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Oh, cool. Now get going. Chop-chop.

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Remember our agreement. He can't fail.

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Oh, man. This is hard.

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Uh, Dad...

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shouldn't you save a couple bottles
for when you're a little higher?

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Bart, this climb is the most
difficult ordeal I have ever faced.

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Don't get discouraged, Dad.
Only four vertical miles to go.

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Wow. Look how far I climbed.

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And I'm not even tired.

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Wake up, you lazy Sherpas.

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We've got a mountain to climb.

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This Powersauce newsbreak
is brought to you by Powersauce.

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Get sauced with Powersauce. Neil?

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Our top story: Homer Simpson has just
"powersauced" his way...

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past the halfway point of the Murderhorn.

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Brad, could Homer have made it this far

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without the engineered nutrition
of six kinds of apples?

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No way, Neil. Oh. This just in.

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Powersauce is amazing!

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Huh? What the...

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Hey! You guys are dragging me
up the mountain.

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Brad and Neil were
quite insistent you not die.

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- Frankly, we don't care.
- So nobody believes I can do this, huh?

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Well, my son does.
And I'm not gonna let him down.

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I'm going to climb
this entire mountain on my own.

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Then technically shouldn't you
go back down and start all over?

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Shut up! You are so fired!

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Whoo-hoo!

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Homer Simpson here.

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I've sent the Sherpas home,
and I'm heading for the top-solo.

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Are you crazy? You'll never make it.

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The hell I won't. You're forgetting
I've got my Powersauce bars.

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Wake up, Homer. Those bars are just junk.

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They're made of apple cores
and Chinese newspapers.

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Hey. Deng Xiaoping died.

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Homer, listen to me. Turn back now!

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Forget it. I'll be at the top
by noon. Over and out.

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Homer Simpson, defying all medical advice

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has switched to Powersauce's arch-rival,
the Vita-Peach Health Log.

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Doctors say he may not have

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the mega-nutrients
needed to stave off death.

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Oh, Dad's gonna die,
and it's all my fault.

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I really need a good talking-to.

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Don't worry, kids.
Your father will be OK

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- as long as he's with those Sherpas.
- Uh, Mom.

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Eight.

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Air's getting thin.

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But I'm gonna make it.

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Ooh. Getting light-headed.

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Good. No heavy head to carry.

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Wait. I'll just take that escalator.

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Just a few feet more.

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I did it. I made it all the way to...

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Aw, crap!

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It just keeps going! I give up.

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You beat me, mountain!

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At least I won't freeze to death.

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"Last entry, I have
mountaineered to the utmost...

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but the peak is unclimbable.

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Worse still, that treacherous
skunk, Abe Simpson

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stole my oxygen
and tried to eat my left arm."

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Ew, Dad!

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"Tell my beloved wife
my last thoughts were of her...

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blinding and torturing Abe Simpson.

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Cheerio."

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My dad's a disgrace,
just like Bart's dad!

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Me!

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This may not be the top, but it's as close
as a Simpsons ever gonna get.

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This is for you, Son.

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Uh-oh. Hey.

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Wait a minute.

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I'm on the top. I actually did it!

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I climbed the unclimbable mountain!

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Bow down before me, everyone,
for I am your king!

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- Family to Dad. Family to Dad.
- Come in, Dad.

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Uh, I'm pretty sure
he's dead, little girl.

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Here. Have a Powersauce bar.
It's on the house.

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00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,281
Hey. Something's comir down
the mountain-fast!

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Oh, no! He fell! I can't look!

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- Hi.
- Oh, Homie! You're alive!

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Oh, Marge. I never thought
you'd see me again.

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Where in the world did you
find a sled on top of the...

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We're too late. He's dead.

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It looks like someone tried to eat him.

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What are you looking at me for?

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You're all crazy. Crazy as a...

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OK. Here's what I think happened.

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Did you make it
to the top, Dad? Huh? Did ya?

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Why don't you tell me, Son?

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See any interesting flags up there?

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All I see is a pole.
Maybe the flag fell off.

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Ah, damn it!

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Forget about it, Homer.
You made it to the top.

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You're the coolest dad ever.

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Thanks, Bart.
That makes it all worthwhile.

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Is that your wallet?

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