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The Simpsons.

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Noah, thou shalt buildst
thyself an ark

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measuring 300 cubits in length.

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300 cubits... give or take...

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Exactly 300!

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And thou shalt takest
two of every creature.

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Two creatures...

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Two of every creature!

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Even stink beetles?

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Especially stink beetles.

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Whoa, cool.

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God is so in your face.

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Yeah. He's my favorite
fictional character.

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Ooh, it's so late.

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You kids have to go to bed.

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But the flood's only knee-high.

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At least let us watch
till the midgets drown.

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Yeah, Mom, come on.

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You let us stay up
to watch Troy McClure

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in such other bible epics
as David vs. Super Goliath

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and Suddenly, Last Supper.

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Go, Lise.
Way to cite precedent.

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Oh, all right.

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You can stay up late tonight,

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but tomorrow, everyone's
going to bed at 5:00.

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Woo-hoo!

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Aw. Those poor
badgers are soaked.

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Quiet. God looks like he has
something important to say.

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Go forth, Noah,

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and remember,
the key to salvation is...

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You've seen the movie.

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Now meet a real-life Noah...

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Only this Noah has been accused
of killing two of every animal.

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Coming up next
on A.M. Springfield.

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Oh, my goodness.

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That was a long movie.
It's time for school.

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Let's go. Let's go.

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Uh, can't make it in today,
Mr. Smithers.

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I have smallpox.

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Well, it wasn't wiped out
in my house!

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Okay, delegates,
you leave tomorrow

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for the statewide Model U.N.

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So this is our last chance
to bone up.

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And bone we will.

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Lighten up, Lise.

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Finland, let's see
that native dance.

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Smile more.

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Work that pelvis.

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Nah, too much smile.

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Sit down.

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Poland, tell us about
your nation's achievements.

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Well, uh...
I heard they sent a rocket

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to the sun once, at night,

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and there was that submarine
with the screen doors...

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Young man, you need to do
some serious boning.

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Oh, grow up, Lise.

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Okay, Libya. Exports.

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Yes, sir, you American pig.

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Nice touch.

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Let's see, uh...

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The exports of Libya
are numerous in amount.

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One thing they export is corn.

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Or as the Indians
call it, maize.

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Another famous Indian
was Crazy Horse.

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In conclusion, Libya
is a land of contrasts.

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Thank you.

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Ow! I can't breathe!

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Please stop him!

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Oh, I'd like to, but I'm afraid
he has diplomatic immunity.

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Point of order.

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If we want to learn
anything, we must respect...

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Point of odor. Lisa stinks.

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Hey, leave her alone.

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You leave her alone.

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O Canada...

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Order! Order!

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Do you kids want to be
like the real U.N.

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or do you just want
to squabble and waste time?

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Have a great weekend, kids.

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Be nice to
the underprivileged countries.

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Good luck, Ralphie.

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If your nose starts bleeding,

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It means you're
picking it too much...

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or not enough.

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Okay, kids, Otto's in charge.

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Remember, Otto,
we're trusting you

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with our greatest
natural resource...

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The school bus.

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"Water bill, third notice."

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"Jury duty, third notice."

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"Mortgage bill..."

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Ooh, "second notice."

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"Flancrest Enterprises"?

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Oops. That's for me.

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Flancrest Enterprises
is my home business.

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You liar.

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You don't have a home business.

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Why would you make up
a lie like that?

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No, it's true.

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Maude and I sell
religious hook rugs

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over the Internet.

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Internet, eh?

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Yes, indeedy.

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Makin' some good scratch, too.

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Scratch, eh?

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- Yep.
- Maude, eh?

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Homer, what are you doing?

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No time to answer that, Marge.

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I'm setting up a home office
for my new business enterprise.

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What business enterprise?

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Ever heard of a little thing
called the Internet?

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Internet, eh?

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Oh, yeah.

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Everybody's making money
off the Internet except us.

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We've fallen behind.

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Way behind.

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Is that my good butter?

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Can't discuss that now, Marge.

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I have to write
another delicious memo.

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Mmm... Memo.

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63 bottles of beer
on the wall

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63 bottles of beer...

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Oh, this song
is driving me crazy.

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B-I-N-G-O

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And Bingo was his name-o...

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Man, I don't know why
I bought this stupid tape.

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Hey, Simpson, race ya.

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First one to the front
of the bus

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- gets Martin's lunch money.
- What?

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Go apple.

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Go orange.

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Go banana.

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Make way for grapefruit.

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Go... Grapefruit!

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What the...

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It burns! I can't see!

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Stay calm, kids.

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I need you to be my eyes.

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Okay, which way should I turn?

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I can't breathe!

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I can't swim!

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Go, banana!

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Just hang tight, kids.

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I'll swim for help.

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What the-

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Zeppelin rules!

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I guess this
is the end, Wendell.

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He's Wendell. I'm Lewis.

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Whatever. Just tell
Wendell I said bye.

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Somebody help me!

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I think
I'm getting swimmer's ear!

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This is all Lisa's fault.

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She started
the stupid U.N. Club!

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Hey, Martin
seconded the motion.

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It's entirely his fault.

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People, people...

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Let's not blame each other.

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We all know
this is Milhouse's fault.

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Yeah!

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You and your stupid grapefruit
almost got us killed!

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What's everyone's problem?

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I'm glad we're stranded.

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It'll be just like
the Swiss Family Robinson,

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only with more cursing.

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We're going to live like kings.

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Damn hell ass kings!

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Yahoo!

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...And every night,
the monkey butlers

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will regale us
with jungle stories.

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How many monkey butlers
will there be?

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One at first,
but he'll train others.

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Cool! Yeah!

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Good. Let's get to work.

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Me and Nelson
will build the tree house.

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Martin, draw up plans
for a coconut radio,

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and, if possible,
a coconut Nintendo system.

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What about the rest of us?

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You guys gather food
for the big feast tonight

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and maybe a little wine
for the older kids.

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Delicious wine?

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Exactly.

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Oh, what am I gonna call
my Internet company?

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All the good names are taken.

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Oh, wait... I've got it.

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Flancrest Enterprises.

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What exactly is it
your company does again?

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This industry moves so fast,
it's really hard to tell.

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That's why I need
a name that's cutting edge

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like Cutco... Or Edgecom...

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Interslice...

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Come on, Marge, you're good
at these. Help me out.

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How about...
CompuGlobal HyperMeganet?

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Fine. It's not important.

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What really matters
is my title.

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I think I'll make myself
vice president.

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No, wait.

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Junior vice president.

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CompuGlobal HyperMeganet.

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Junior vice president
Homer Simpson speaking.

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How may I direct your call?

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It's Patty.

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Food patrol, we're all starved.

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Let's see what you've got.

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That's it?

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What happened to all
the lobsters, mangoes,

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and chewy, chewy cocoa beans?

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All we found
were these oozing berries...

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and they look pretty poisonous.

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I eated the purpleberries.

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How are they, Ralph?

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Good?

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They taste like... burning.

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Okay, food patrol blew it.

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Yeah?

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Well, your tree house
looks kind of crummy, too.

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Kind of really crummy.

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Well, when
monsoon season comes,

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you'll be glad it's there.

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No food, no shelter,
no monkey butlers.

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This island is a death hole.

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We should've just swum
for it, like Otto.

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Well, I'm done for.

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At least I'll leave
a beautiful corpse.

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Whoa!

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Ho! Thank the good dude,
I'm saved.

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And we can go back
for the kids, too.

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I think I'm going
to like it on this boat.

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Run for your lives!

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Monster!

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Monster!

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There's no monster,
you big scaredy.

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Scaredy got scared.

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Well, you'd be scared, too,
if you saw a monster.

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Nuh-uh.

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- Unlikely.
- Likely.

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Knock it off!

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We gotta find a way
to light a fire.

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No problem. We can use
Scaredy's glasses.

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Hey...

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Wh-what's he doing?

242
00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:10,396
Wh-what's that sound?

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There you go.

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Good as new.

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What's good as new?

246
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Who's talking?

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I'm so hungry
I could eat at Arby's.

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- Oh, my gosh!
- Oh, wow!

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She really is hungry.

250
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She's really hungry.

251
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It's the monster!

252
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No, it's not... it's my tummy.

253
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I mean stomach... Gut...

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Crap factory.

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00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,631
Wait a minute.

256
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We had a cooler full
of snacks on the bus.

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Hey, yeah!

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And I think
I know how I can get it.

259
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Hey, I need that to live!

260
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Does anyone here like food?

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Stop!

262
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We may have to live
on this food for a long time,

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so no more until tomorrow.

264
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But I'm hungry now.

265
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Yeah, me, too!

266
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Yeah! Who put
the duchess of dork in charge?

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No one,
but if we're gonna survive,

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we need rules and order.

269
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,780
Let's not forget what we
learned in the U.N. Club.

270
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,866
Not now, Martin.

271
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:52,915
Who wants rations?

272
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,959
Me, me!

273
00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:57,336
I'm so hungry, I could puke.

274
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,091
Where'd all the food go?

275
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:08,430
Morning. Is it time to eat?

276
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,724
Looks like you already did.

277
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,560
What are you talking about?

278
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,228
You ate our food!

279
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:16,272
Thanks a lot, Milhouse!

280
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,941
Now we're all gonna die
because of you!

281
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,693
But I swear I didn't do it.

282
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,029
Nacho cheese.

283
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,114
Get him!

284
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,371
You wouldn't dare hurt me.

285
00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:36,667
You forget that I have...
The glasses!

286
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:37,960
Yoink!

287
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:41,422
Well, now that you've got
everything you need,

288
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:44,758
I'll just, you know,
get out of your hair.

289
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,011
Not so fast, two eyes.

290
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:50,055
Come on, let's slice him open
and get our food back.

291
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:52,182
Wait! We're not savages!

292
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,976
We live in a society of law.

293
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,395
Milhouse has the right
to a fair trial.

294
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,107
Society blows.

295
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,236
Ooh, Captain Janeway.

296
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:08,407
Mmm. Lace...
The final brassiere.

297
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,368
Oh, hurry up. I'm a busy man.

298
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:19,293
This high-speed modem
is intolerably slow.

299
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:21,253
Hey, what the...

300
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,213
Huh, the "Internet King."

301
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,883
I wonder if he can provide
faster nudity.

302
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:27,551
Welcome to the Internet,
my friend.

303
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,635
How can I help you?

304
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:29,970
I'm interested in upgrading

305
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,389
my 28.8 kilobaud
Internet connection

306
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:35,267
to a 1.5 megabit
fiber-optic T-1 line.

307
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,186
Will you be able
to provide an I.P. router

308
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:39,688
that's compatible
with my token-ring Ethernet.

309
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:40,898
LAN configuration?

310
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,569
Can I have some money now?

311
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,823
Um, is this cage
really necessary?

312
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,492
No talking in the cage.

313
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:53,410
Court is now in session.

314
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,120
All rise.

315
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,705
Ah-ha! Made you rise.

316
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,540
Your Honor, the defense calls

317
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:01,835
its first and only witness:
Milhouse Van Houten.

318
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,885
Milhouse, did you
steal the food?

319
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,096
Nuh-uh. No way.

320
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:14,056
Could anyone else
have taken it?

321
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:17,226
Well... I guess
you could have.

322
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,311
Milhouse, I am defending you.

323
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,604
Oh, sorry.

324
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:23,273
I'm just saying it was
either you or the monster.

325
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:24,900
Monster?

326
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,318
Oh, please.

327
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,362
I remind you, we are not here

328
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,489
to debate the existence
of monsters.

329
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:32,157
Aw... Too bad.

330
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,827
The defense has just
one more question.

331
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:39,248
Did any one of you actually see
Milhouse eat the food?

332
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,253
I rest my case.

333
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,879
Prosecutor, your witness.

334
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:57,891
You liar!

335
00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,101
You did it, you lying jerk!

336
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,269
Take that! You did it!

337
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,395
Objection!

338
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:03,605
He's not asking any questions.

339
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,525
Hmm... I'm gonna allow this.

340
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,363
Prosecution rests.

341
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,826
After careful deliberation,

342
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:19,788
it's my opinion that Milhouse
probably did eat the food.

343
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,832
But since there's no proof,

344
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,167
I must find him...

345
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,626
not guilty!

346
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,545
All right!

347
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,297
Aw, man.

348
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,883
But he ate our food!

349
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:32,468
The law has spoken.

350
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,803
Aah, sucks to the law.

351
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,600
Stop! Leave Milhouse alone!

352
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:40,934
Help me out here, Bart.

353
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,102
I don't know, Lise.

354
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,438
To be honest, that verdict
made me pretty angry.

355
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,148
Bart's with us, law girl.

356
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,399
Step aside.

357
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,985
Hey, man,
leave my sister alone.

358
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,029
Oh, so you're one of them.

359
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:54,573
So be it.

360
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:56,033
Kill the dorks!

361
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:57,743
Bash their butts!

362
00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,536
Kick their shins!

363
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,371
Kill the dorks!

364
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,082
Bash their butts!

365
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,541
Run away.

366
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:15,010
The hunt... is... on.

367
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,097
Ooh, they have the Internet
on computers now.

368
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,848
Homer, Bill Gates is here.

369
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,100
Bill Gates?

370
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,393
Billionaire computer nerd
Bill Gates?

371
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:26,355
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Get out of sight, Marge!

372
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,438
I don't want this to look
like a two-bit operation.

373
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:30,776
Mr. Simpson?

374
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,444
You don't look so rich.

375
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,987
Don't let the haircut fool you.

376
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,280
I'm exceedingly wealthy.

377
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,158
Get a load
of the bowl job, Marge.

378
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,119
Your Internet ad
was brought to my attention,

379
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,371
but I can't figure out what,
if anything,

380
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,623
CompuGlobal HyperMeganet does.

381
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:47,000
So, rather than risk
competing with you,

382
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,794
I've decided simply
to buy you out.

383
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:50,170
This is it, Marge.

384
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,381
I poured my heart and soul
into this business,

385
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,133
and now, it's finally
paying off.

386
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,760
We're rich!
Richer than astronauts!

387
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,346
Homer, quiet.
You'll queer the deal.

388
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:01,014
Oh. Right.

389
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,892
I reluctantly accept
your proposal.

390
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,478
Well, everyone always does.

391
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,147
Buy him out, boys.

392
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:15,362
Hey, what the hell's going on?

393
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:17,990
Oh, I didn't get rich
by writing a lot of checks.

394
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,220
I can't go on.

395
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,055
You two go ahead.

396
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,473
And carry me with you.

397
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,976
- You got to be kidding.
- Aw, come on, man.

398
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:47,895
Hurry! They're catching up!

399
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,275
Here, Milhouse, you go first.

400
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,863
Okay, now throw the vine back.

401
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,281
There's no time!

402
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,045
Look, we can hide in that cave.

403
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,843
We should be
safe in here.

404
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,220
They're trapped
in the cave.

405
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,387
Move in for the kill!

406
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,056
Oh, figs.

407
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:31,939
Stop! You are in violation
of the Model U.N. charter.

408
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:34,274
Uh, that's right.

409
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,902
The U.N. doesn't look
too kindly on...

410
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:38,070
The monster!

411
00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:49,456
Your monster appears
to be nothing

412
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:51,917
but a run-of-the-mill
wild boar.

413
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,752
Hey, look at his tusk!

414
00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:56,129
So, the boar ate our food.

415
00:20:56,213 --> 00:21:00,008
Oh. Sorry about that whole
trying-to-kill-you thing.

416
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,052
Yeah, well, you should be.

417
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:05,639
I only stole two sandwiches
and a bag of Doritos.

418
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:08,517
Hey, if a boar
can survive here,

419
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,435
there must be
a source of food.

420
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:13,939
Look, he's licking
the slime off that rock!

421
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:16,858
That's what he's been eating...
Slime!

422
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,777
And there's enough slime
for all of us!

423
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,320
We're saved!

424
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:32,833
All that slime made
this boar extra tender.

425
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,294
More snout anyone?

426
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:38,463
How's your dinner, Lise?

427
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:39,631
Ah, shut up.

428
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:42,134
Savages.

429
00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:45,304
So, the children learned

430
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,014
to function as a society.

431
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:52,060
And, eventually,
they were rescued by, oh...

432
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,854
let's say, Moe.

433
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:47,115
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