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The Simpsons.

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Marge, stop this crazy thing!

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We got the popcorn.
Did you get Waiting to Exhale?

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Well, they put us on the Waiting to Exhale
waiting list,

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but they said don't hold your breath.

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Did you get Emma? Did you get Emma?

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- Did ya, did ya, did ya, huh?
- Whoa, whoa.

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Calm down, little lady.
Take it easy. Take it easy.

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- No.
- What did you get?

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Something very close,
exactly along those lines.

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A Clint Eastwood, Lee Marvin
shoot-'em-up Western!

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So prepare yourself for the bloody mayhem
and unholy carnage

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of Joshua Logan's Paint Your Wagon.

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With blood, I bet.

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Hey!

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That's a pretty sorry-looking
wagon you got there, mister.

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I reckon it could use a coat of paint.

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Well, what are we waiting for?

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Gonna paint our wagon.

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Gonna paint it good.

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We ain't braggin'

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We're gonna coat that wood.

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They're gonna paint that wagon.

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They're gonna paint it good.

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They ain't braggin'

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They're gonna coat that wood.

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They're singing!

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They're singing, Marge.

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Why aren't they killing each other?

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Yeah, their guns are right there.

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Wait, wait, wait. Here comes Lee Marvin.

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Thank God. He's always drunk and violent.

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Uh, what the hell is going on in my town?

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We're just painting this wagon.

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You got a problem with that?

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As a matter of fact, I do.

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You missed a spot.

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Well, grab a brush and join in.

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Gonna paint your wagon.

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Gonna paint it fine.

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Gonna use oil-based paint.

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'Cause the wood is pine.

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Ponderosa pine.

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- Yeehaw!
- Mmm.

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Who knew that Lee Marvin
could do such marvelous splits?

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He's dreamy.

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Oh, why did they have to screw up
a perfectly serviceable wagon story

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with all that fruity singing?

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I thought it was toe-tapping fun.

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Singing is the lowest form
of communication.

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Homer, you sing all the time.

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No, I don't. I hate to rhyme.

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You like musicals, don't you, Dad?

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No, I don't I think they're bad.

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They're fake and phony
and totally wrong.

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Wake up, Dad, you're singing a song

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I wouldn't, I couldn't
I hate that stuff.

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Now, Homer, listen, I've had enough.

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In our family videos.

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We have plainly seen.

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You're a singing, dancing
entertainment machine.

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And a one, and a two, and a three.

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Ba-bom, bom, bom.

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Baby on board.

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How I've adored.

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That sign.

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On my car's.

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Windowpane...

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Hello! Human Fly here.

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Come on! I stayed up all night
dyeing my underwear.

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Extra, extra! Be Sharps sing on rooftop!

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What? Give me one of those!

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Wait a minute. There's nothing
in here about the Be Sharps!

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- Come back here!
- Ha-ha!

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It's been done.

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That window sign can't be ignored...

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- Pretty, huh, Chief?
- It sure is, Lou. It sure is.

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Get the tear gas.

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A trip to paradise.

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With my baby.

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On board.

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Dad, we can't let this happen
to Belle. Do something.

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Don't you worry, Son.

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My friends! Stop!

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We could tear it down,

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but we'd be tearing down
a part of ourselves.

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You could close down Moe's.

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Or the Kwik-E-Mart.

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And nobody would care.

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But the heart and soul
of Springfield's in.

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Our maison derriere.

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We're the sauce on your steak.

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We're the cheese in your cake.

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We put the "spring" in Springfield.

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We're the lace on the nightgown.

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The point after touchdown.

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Yes, we put the "spring"
in Springfield.

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We're that little extra spice.

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That makes existence extra nice.

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A giddy little thrill
at a reasonable price.

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Our only major quarrel's.

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With your total lack of morals.

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Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad.

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They seem to entertain your dad.

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The gin in your martini.

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The clams on your linguine.

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Yes, we keep the...

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In Springfield.

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We remember our first visit.

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The service was exquisite.

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Why, Joseph, I had no idea.

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Come on, now, you were working here.

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Without it we'd have had no fun.

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Since march of 1961.

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To shut them down now would be twisted.

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We just heard this place existed.

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We're the highlights in your hairdo.

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The extra arms on Vishnu.

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So don't take the...

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We won't take the...

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Yes, let's keep the...

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In Springfield.

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Mom was right.

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Your singing's a sin.

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You're as Les Miserab-les.

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As Lee Mar-vin...

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Sure, your dad's singing.

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Could make your hair curl.

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But you, too, Bart.

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Have sung and danced like a girl.

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Eep.

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It's so thick!

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Your turn, Bart.

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Whoa! That's good squishy.

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What's it like, Bart? Bart? Bart?

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Give me that!

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OK. We're young, rich and full of sugar.
What'll we do?

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Let's go crazy Broadway-style!

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Yeah!

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Springfield, Springfield,
it's a hell of a town.

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The schoolyard's up,
and the shopping mall's down.

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The stray dogs go to the animal pound.

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Springfield, Springfield.

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Springfield, Springfield.

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New York, New York.

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- New York is thataway, man.
- Thanks, kid.

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It's a helluva town.

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Whoa. Wow.

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Mmm! Free goo.

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Hey! Don't Bogart that squishy!

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I don't know where
you magic pixies came from,

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but I like your pixie drink.

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Oh, my head.

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That was pretty bad, Bart.

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But it could've been worse.

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You could have been carrying
a sequined purse.

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I hate to dance.

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And prance and sing.

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That's really more of a Milhouse thing

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I think you move.

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Like a young Baryshnikov.

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Nobody move.

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Or I'll blow your heads off.

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Ooh-uh-yech!

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It's a desperate criminal
on the run from the law.

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Please spare my children.

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And their damp-trousered pa.

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A singing family,
it's worse than I feared.

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For hostage purposes,
you're just too weird.

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Bye!

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See? All this singing scared him away.

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If we just talked like normal
he'd probably stay.

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Many people in this town
sing like we do.

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There's Mr. Burns,
there's Krusty and even Apu.

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Whether igloo, hut or lean-to
or a geodesic dome,

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there's no structure have been to which
I'd rather call my home.

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Hello.

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When I first arrived.

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You were all such jerks.

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But now I've come to love your quirks.

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Maggie with her eyes so bright.

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Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright.

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Lisa can philosophize.

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Bart's adept at spinning lies.

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Homer's a delightful fella.

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Sorry 'bout the salmonella.

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That's OK.

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Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

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Now here's the tricky part.

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Oh, won't you rhyme with me?

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Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

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Their floors are Stick-E-Mart.

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They make that Sick-E-Mart.

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Let's hurl a Brick-E-Mart.

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The Kwik-E-Mart is real...

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Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

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- Not me!
- Forget the Kwik-E-Mart.

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Good-bye to Kwik-E-Mart.

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Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

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Not me.

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Everything really
wrapped up nicely.

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Hmm. Much quicker than usual.

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I guess we've learned that happiness is
wherever you find it.

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And we've all found happiness,
every one of us.

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Hey, what's that sound?

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Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

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I do.

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Hey, he's not happy at all!
He lied to us through song!

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I hate when people do that!

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Live from Springfield,

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the entertainment capital of this state,

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the Krusty Komeback Special!

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Send in.

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The clowns.

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Those daffy, laughy clowns.

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Send in those soulful and doleful.

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Schmaltz-by-the-bowlful clowns.

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Send in the clowns.

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They're already here.

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- I love you, Krusty.
- Quiet!

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Maybe we were wrong
about Burns on this one.

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Are you sure you want
to go through with this, sir?

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You do have a very full wardrobe as it is.

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Yes. But not completely full. For you see-

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Some men hunt for sport.

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Others hunt for food.

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The only thing I'm hunting for.

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Is an outfit that looks good.

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See my.

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Vest, see my vest
made from real Gorilla chest.

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Feel this sweater.

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There's no better
than authentic Irish setter.

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See this hat, 'twas my cat.

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My evening wear, vampire bat.

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These white slippers.

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Are albino African endangered rhino.

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Grizzly bear underwear.

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Turtles' necks, I've got my share.

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Beret of poodle
on my noodle it shall rest.

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Try my red robin suit.

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It comes one breast or two.

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See my vest, see my vest.

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See my vest.

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Like my.

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Loafers, former gophers.

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It was that or skin my chauffeurs.

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But a greyhound fur tuxedo
would be best.

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So let's prepare these dogs.

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Kill two for matching clogs.

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See my vest.

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See my vest.

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Oh, please, won't you see my vest?

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- I really like the vest.
- I gathered, yeah.

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We gotta get the dogs out of there!

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Because he was singing,
we overheard his plan.

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And could save those dogs
from that mean old man.

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It still wasn't worth
Burns' song and dance.

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I'm back, so resume wetting your pants.

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OK.

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Because of you all

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I got a tune in my head.

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And the only way to stop it
is to make you all dead.

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Oh, I knew I should have shut that window.

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Say your prayers.

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And then it's ka-blammo.

266
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,797
Uh-oh, I'll be back.

267
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,508
When I get some ammo.

268
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:08,884
Bye.

269
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:13,055
Even the criminals
are beginning to croon.

270
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:16,558
Homie, this whole town runs on a tune.

271
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:21,730
Our churches, our clubs,
our government, too.

272
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:25,484
Springfield swings like a pendulum do!

273
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:32,241
We can't even get
any local laws passed.

274
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:35,786
Without everyone singing.

275
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:41,417
Like a big Broadway cast.

276
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:47,172
Very well. We will now hear
suggestions for the, uh,

277
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,174
disbursement of the, uh,
two million dollars.

278
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,843
Don't you mean three million dollars?

279
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:54,138
Of course. How silly of me.

280
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,890
You know, a town with money

281
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,476
is a little like the mule
with a spinning wheel.

282
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,938
No one knows how he got it,
and danged if he knows how to use it.

283
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,775
Mule.

284
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,862
The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley.

285
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:13,198
And I come before you good people tonight
with an idea.

286
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:16,702
Probably the greatest...
Ah, it's not for you.

287
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:19,455
It's more of a Shelbyville idea.

288
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,498
Now wait just a minute.

289
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,876
We're twice as smart
as the people of Shelbyville.

290
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,211
Just tell us your idea,
and we'll vote for it.

291
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:29,089
All right. I tell you what I'll do.

292
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,674
I'll show you my idea.

293
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:36,388
I give you the Springfield monorail!

294
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:40,434
I've sold monorails to Brockway,
Ogdenville and North Haverbrook,

295
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,895
and by gum, it put them on the map!

296
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:45,919
Well, sir, there's nothing on Earth
like a genuine, bona fide,

297
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,150
electrified, six-car monorail.

298
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,069
- What'd I say?
- Monorail!

299
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,695
- What's it called?
- Monorail!

300
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:56,450
- That's right, monorail!
- Monorail. Monorail. Monorail.

301
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:58,494
I hear those things are awfully loud.

302
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,537
It glides as softly as a cloud.

303
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,706
Is there a chance
the track could bend?

304
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,708
Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

305
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,627
What about us brain-dead slobs?

306
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,754
You'll be given cushy jobs.

307
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:10,798
Were you sent here by the devil?

308
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,633
No, good sir, I'm on the level.

309
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,718
The ring came off my pudding can.

310
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,220
Take my penknife, my good man

311
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:18,514
I swear it's Springfield's only choice.

312
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,724
Throw up your hands
and raise your voice.

313
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:21,850
Monorail!

314
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:22,810
What's it called?

315
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:23,894
Monorail!

316
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:24,895
Once again.

317
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:27,481
Monorail!

318
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,235
But main street's still
all cracked and broken.

319
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:32,820
Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken.

320
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,488
Monorail.

321
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,990
Monorail.

322
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:39,743
Monorail.

323
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:40,911
Monorail!

324
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,288
Mono... D'oh!

325
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:49,294
Hymns here! I got hymns here!
Get 'em while they're holy!

326
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:53,298
Fresh from God's brain to your mouth!

327
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:56,635
And now please rise for our opening hymn,

328
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:59,763
uh, "In the Garden of Eden"

329
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,891
by I. Ron Butterfly.

330
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:14,153
In the garden of Eden, honey.

331
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:17,489
Don't you know that I love you.

332
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:21,535
In the garden of Eden, baby.

333
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:25,330
Don't you know
that I'll always be true.

334
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:34,381
Hey, Marge, remember
when we used to make out to this hymn?

335
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:46,768
Oh, won't you come with me.

336
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:50,564
And take my hand?

337
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:54,902
Wait a minute. This sounds
like rock and/or roll.

338
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,171
Who controls the British crown?

339
00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:16,298
Who keeps the metric system down?

340
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,342
We do.

341
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,260
We do.

342
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,596
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?

343
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:24,514
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?

344
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,350
We do.

345
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:28,435
We do.

346
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:32,940
Who holds back the electric car?

347
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:35,609
Who makes Steve Guttenberg.

348
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,194
A star?

349
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:39,112
We do.

350
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,448
We do.

351
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,617
Who robs cave fish of their sight?

352
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,619
Who rigs every Oscar night?

353
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:48,538
We do.

354
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:52,542
We do!

355
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,965
All right, Marge.

356
00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:02,427
You've convinced me there are
more terrible things.

357
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:07,099
Than musical comedies
where everyone sings.

358
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,435
There is something worse.

359
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,771
And it really does blow.

360
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:15,816
When a long-running series.

361
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:21,905
Does a cheesy clip show.

362
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,242
I'm back to commit.

363
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,036
Felonious assault.

364
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,290
Because your infernal singing.

365
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,375
Just would not halt.

366
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:36,044
- Actually, we're done.
- Done, done.

367
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,922
- And not a moment too soon.
- Oh, OK then.

368
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:41,675
Well, then I got
no beef with you.

369
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:45,971
OK, who wants dinner?

370
00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:47,723
Well, let's get eating.

371
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:53,603
All right, all right. Sorry.

372
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:13,707
Yo! I told you
to stop the music, dudes. I'm serious!

373
00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:25,802
You're so not listening!

374
00:22:35,228 --> 00:22:36,313
OK, I hear that.

375
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:39,107
I hear that, dudes!

376
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:44,279
You too, Gracie music dude! Guh!

377
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:46,782
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