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The Simpsons.

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Ah! I love these lazy Saturdays.

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It's Wednesday, Homer.

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Work!

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I love these real Saturdays.

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They're so relaxing.

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Not like that fake Saturday
that almost got me fired.

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Is this all we're going to do today?

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Absolutely.

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You know, Homer,

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I'm starting to realize life is short.

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It is?

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We have to make the most
of the time we have.

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We do?!

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Otherwise, we could wake up one day

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and realize we've wasted our whole lives.

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Oh, that.

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Hmm, "Friends of the library"

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is holding an historic manuscript viewing.

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Friends of the library?

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There's an Azalea festival
at the public garden.

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I went yesterday.

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Lenny really wanted to go!

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I'm tired of being cooped up
in this house all the time.

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Open a window.

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All right, I hear you, honey.

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Change into something nice.

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We're stepping out.

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The police auction?

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Can you believe it?

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It's already been a year.

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Wow, sweetheart, look
at all this seized booty.

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We could find the drug boat of our dreams.

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I don't want a drug boat.

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Well, I bet there's drug dresses

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and drug vacuum cleaners, too.

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All right, listen up.

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Listen up!

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These prestigious, wrought iron

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security gates are bulletproof, bombproof,

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and battering-ram resistant.

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Now...

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Then what happened to Johnny D.?

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He forgot to lock them.

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Now, what am I bid?

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- One kilo.
- Sold.

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Ay-yi-yi, my gates.

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Ay, Johnny C. Gave me those.

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Tough break, Amigo.

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Next item up for bids.

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Oh, no!

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Oh, hey, look,
they're selling your car, man.

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Boy, it's nice.

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Oh, I will totally kill
whoever buys li'l bandit.

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Sold.

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Woo-hoo!

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You bought a car

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without consulting me?

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I don't recall being consulted

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when you bought that hat.

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I found this hat.

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Then what are you complaining about?

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You got yours.

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Homer, be careful.

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Oh, yeah, you got to be careful

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when you do a trick like this.

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Stop, Homer!

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Stop it. Let me out!

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You're the boss.

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I'm not getting back in this car

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until you drive like a sane person.

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OK, bye, love you.

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You know, if you lived here
you'd be home by now.

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Mr. Hutz, I didn't know
you sold real estate.

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You didn't?

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We should talk more often, Marge.

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You see, the law business is a little slow

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and since most of my clients

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wind up losing their houses,

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this was a natural move for me.

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Helping people find homes...

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That must be really rewarding.

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Yes, the money is good.

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But the beauty is

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you get to stay in the house
until it's sold.

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Come on, guys, let's go for a swim.

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Gee, this hot rod is souped-up

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six ways from Sunday.

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Never had you figured
for a gear-head, Homer.

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Oh, yeah, I'm a real expert.

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Is that a six-barrel holley carb?

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- You betcha.
- Edelbrock intakes?

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- Nothing but.
- Meyerhof lifters?

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Oh, yeah.

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I made that last one up.

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I see.

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Selling real estate could be

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just what I'm looking for.

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I'd really like to give it a try.

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I don't know, Marge.

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Trying is the first step
toward failure.

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Oh, boy, I've got a lot to
learn before that license test.

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Don't worry, Mom, we'll help you study.

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'Course, we'll have to cut back

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on our own homework.

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What in the heck is a "dwelling"?

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So, you're married

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and looking for your first house

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Mr. And Mrs...?

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- Superman.
- Oh, don't listen to my husband.

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He's just an idiot.

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Now, I'm a veterinarian

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and I need to keep lots of
sick animals in my house.

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Is that permitted?

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Not in my damn house!

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Well, this neighborhood is zoned R-3,

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which allows dogs, cats,
phone-answering monkeys,

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and... Oh...

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I'll never memorize all this.

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When I had to learn about the Magna Carta,

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I made up a song.

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In 1215 at runnymede, doo-dah, doo-dah.

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The nobles and the king
agreed, oh, de doo-dah day.

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We should have lived together first.

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On the closing day,
the escrow agents pay.

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Taxes, liens and interest, too.

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Thanks to Fanny Mae.

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They back your bank.

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You're all nuts.

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Easement!

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Time's up.

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You may now undermine
each other's confidence.

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Arr, I nailed that one
about houseboats. Did you?

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I passed!

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Yay! Way to go!

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Oh, thank you, Bart.

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Thank you, Lisa, for all your help.

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What about me? You didn't thank me.

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You didn't do anything.

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I like being thanked.

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Welcome to the big leagues, Marge.

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There's over 50 years
of real-estate experience

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right in this room.

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And 42 of those years are Gil's.

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Marge, it's a real pleasure.

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You got any leads?

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I need some leads. Please, help me.

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That's enough, Gil.

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Don't drag her down with you.

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That's Cookie Kwan.

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She's number one on the west side.

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Hi, Marge.

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Stay off the west side.

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And there's Nick Callahan.

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A headset telephone?!

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I thought those
only existed in the movies.

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Boo-ya! Guess who sold the Whitman place.

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Way to go, Nick.

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I've been working on
the Whitman place for 21 years.

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And now, Marge, I'd like
to welcome you to the family

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with your very own red blazer.

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For me?

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Thank you.

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Thank you, everybody.

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I'm going to do my darndest
to uphold the principles

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and ideals this jacket represents.

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I give her a week.

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Are you guys talking about the west side?

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No, Cookie. I swear it.

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I'm scared of you.

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Whoa, Dad!

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Doesn't this car have seat belts?

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Seat belts? Pfft!

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They kill more people than they save.

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That's not true.
You're thinking of airbags.

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There it is!

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Wow!

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Your own billboard!

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Check it out.

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Gee, that picture
makes your butt look big.

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I thought so, too, but they said it sells.

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Works for the lumber king.

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Lumber. We need lumber.

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Excuse me, Mr. Szyslak.

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Have you ever considered
selling your home?

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What? No. Why? What?
Why? What've you heard?

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Are you implying I'm in
some sort of financial trouble?

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No.

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Well, I am. Let me have that card.

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And here we have a lovely gourmet kitchen

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with gas range,

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central can-opener,

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and foam under-flooring
for enhanced standability.

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Why, isn't this kitchen horribly cramped?

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Why, yes, it is.

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Well, I suppose we could get used to it.

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Yeah, but you shouldn't have to settle.

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You know, I've always loved
the house you're in now.

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Really?

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Well, maybe we should stay put.

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Thanks for your honesty, Marge.

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My pleasure.

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If you ever need a prescription,

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no questions asked...

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Good shot, Barbara!

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I can't believe it...

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A house with a bowling alley!

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Do you bowl often?

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Actually, this is our first time

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and I didn't really care for it.

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Oh. Well, then you have to ask yourself,

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is this the right house for you?

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I suppose not.

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I guess we were just captivated
by this delightful plaque.

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Hey, skinner, want to drag-race?

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My high school sweetheart

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was killed in a drag-racing accident.

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Come on.

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It'll be fun.

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That's what Debbie Sue said.

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Come on, you... Stupid... Car.

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You... Get... Going!

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That's li'l bandit

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and she's in pain!

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Screw the honor system.

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My car needs me.

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Hey, you're ruining it for the rest of us!

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Stop! That's my car!

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Hey, that smells like regular.

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She needs premium, dude!

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Premium!

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Dude!

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Marge, I had a lot of calls about you.

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Customers love your no-pressure approach.

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Well, like we say,

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"The right house for the right person."

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Listen, it's time I let you in
on a little secret, Marge.

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The right house is the house
that's for sale.

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The right person is anyone.

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But... All I did was tell the truth.

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Of course you did.

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But there's... The truth...

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And the truth.

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Let me show you.

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It's awfully small.

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I'd say it's awfully... Cozy.

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That's dilapidated.

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Rustic.

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That house is on fire.

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Motivated seller.

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That's a beauty.

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Forget about that house.
That's the murder house.

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Ooh, I remember.

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Mrs. Astor was very lucky.

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Well, no one expects you
to sell that house.

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But you'd better sell something.

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Because cubicles are for closers, Marge.

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Anybody who doesn't sell a house

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their first week gets fired.

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I probably should have
mentioned that earlier.

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I thought I'd do anything
to succeed in business,

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but bending the truth, I don't know.

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Ah, so you don't have
that killer instinct. Big deal.

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Yeah, honey. Even if you don't
succeed in the business world,

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you're still the world's
greatest wife and mother.

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So that's how you see me?

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As a spineless potato-cooking housewife

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who can't compete in the real world?

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Well, I can, too, compete

270
00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:38,466
and I'm going to sell a house.

271
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:39,759
End of story.

272
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:43,345
Kids, your mother's
under a lot of pressure.

273
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:46,140
Why don't we let her
clear the table in peace?

274
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,939
The first house I have
to show you is, um...

275
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,651
A handyman's dream.

276
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,489
Because it's so dilapidated.

277
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,158
Well, nothing's perfect.

278
00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:05,552
I sure hate to make you come out here

279
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:06,786
and not buy a house.

280
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,370
No, slow down, Neddy.

281
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:09,789
The home-buyers course said

282
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,916
always look inside
the house before buying.

283
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,420
Well, there it is.

284
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,423
Please don't tell anyone how I live.

285
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,302
Hmm... It's awfully small.

286
00:13:23,385 --> 00:13:26,055
Some people would call it cozy.

287
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:27,515
I guess it is sort of cute.

288
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:28,849
But small.

289
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,351
Really, really small.

290
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,853
Hmm. Wh-when you put it that way

291
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,897
it does seem a bit small.

292
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:40,027
Well, that about does it
for houses in this area...

293
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:42,404
Oh, wait. What about that house?

294
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,823
That has a "for sale" sign.

295
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,786
Ooh, that's a dilly.

296
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:49,995
How about it, Marge?

297
00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:00,923
Oh, my-diddly-i!

298
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,550
Will you look at this place!

299
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,262
And the price has been slashed repeatedly.

300
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,638
It's sure built solid.

301
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:09,431
The kids could scream bloody murder

302
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,683
and no one would hear.

303
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:12,518
Well, I'm just going to spill my guts.

304
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:13,727
I love it to death.

305
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,531
I'm going to give you
a deposit this minute.

306
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,609
Unless you can give me a reason not to.

307
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,528
Is there anything else
we should know, Marge?

308
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,905
There's the truth...

309
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,198
And the truth.

310
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,783
No... No!

311
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,243
If you don't sell a house,

312
00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:31,495
you're fired, fired, fired...

313
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:35,457
Well, Marge?

314
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,717
No. There is absolutely nothing else

315
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,427
to tell you about this house.

316
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:47,887
That's good enough for me.

317
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,390
Purple drapes!

318
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:53,559
All my life I've wanted purple drapes.

319
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,025
Attention.

320
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,069
Ding-ding, ding-ding ding-ding.

321
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,446
Listen up, everybody.

322
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:07,656
Marge Simpson sold her first house.

323
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,450
- How about that?
- How nice.

324
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:11,327
The murder house.

325
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:14,747
- Wow! Now, that's something.
- Hoo-yay.

326
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,832
Wow, you must have told a whopper

327
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,542
to unload that deathtrap.

328
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:19,919
And what'd you use, Marge? Huh?

329
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,670
The old Buff 'n' Bluff?

330
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,130
The Hail Murray?

331
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:24,214
The Susquehanna Shuffle?

332
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,011
No. No, no tricks.

333
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,138
It was salesmanship, that's all.

334
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:32,264
Sure, Marge.

335
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,766
"Salesmanship."

336
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,267
But it was.

337
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,603
Sure, Marge. "Was."

338
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:39,855
Look, just because everyone
who lived in that house

339
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,983
was hacked to bits, doesn't mean
the Flanders will be.

340
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,818
Guess you're right. Who cares?

341
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,070
Well, whatever happens

342
00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:47,488
as our newest closer,

343
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:51,241
you're entitled to wear
the coveted closing blazer.

344
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:55,663
And you get a third wall for your cubical.

345
00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,124
But I earned that wall.

346
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,501
Don't push your luck, Pal.

347
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,503
You're hanging on by a thread.

348
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,505
Well, I brought this wall from home.

349
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,512
OK.

350
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:14,640
Baldy boy hits wire, head comes off,

351
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:17,559
I'il bandit rolls to a gentle stop.

352
00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:19,561
Everybody wins.

353
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:25,651
Man, the air feels good on my neck.

354
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,660
Whoo! Gum ball!

355
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:38,831
Oh, why do I even bother?

356
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:44,461
I told that idiot to slice my sandwich.

357
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,716
Wow, honey, you sold a house

358
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,384
and got rid of the Flanders.

359
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:51,677
What's for dinner?

360
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:53,594
Well, neighborinos,

361
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,180
I guess this is goodbye.

362
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,224
I'd better make this quick

363
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,143
or I'm going to start
blubbering like a baby.

364
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:00,310
Yeah, me, too.

365
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,705
Let me know if you need any help.

366
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,814
Now that you mention it, we could use...

367
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:05,357
It was just an expression.

368
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:08,652
Mm... Good-bye, Ned.

369
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:11,321
If the slightest thing
goes wrong with that house,

370
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:12,906
I want you to call me right away

371
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,033
or you can beep me.

372
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,201
In fact, why don't you
just stay here tonight?

373
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,286
We'll go to a hotel.

374
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,371
Oh, you're sweet to offer,

375
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,206
but we're all just so tired.

376
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:22,642
We just want to get to our new house

377
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:23,876
and rest in peace.

378
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,586
So long, Simpsons.

379
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:26,670
- Bye!
- Bye.

380
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:34,261
That old Flanders' place
gives me the creeps.

381
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,514
My name is Luka

382
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:38,515
I live.

383
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,017
On the second floor...

384
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,187
Give me my car, fatty.

385
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:45,606
This is my car!

386
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,649
And I'm not fat, it's glandular.

387
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:48,733
Right.

388
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:05,084
You've got to tell them
the truth, Marge, the truth.

389
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,634
Hello?

390
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:15,302
Anyone home?

391
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,604
Oh, hi, Marge.

392
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,815
Guess we gave you
quite a start.

393
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,234
We were painting Todd's room red...

394
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,485
Pretty messy work...

395
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,612
And then we came out here to take a break.

396
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:34,613
Must have dozed off.

397
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:37,741
Red room. Red room.

398
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:38,992
Over there.

399
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:42,246
Well, I'm just glad you're OK.

400
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,500
And I have something to tell you.

401
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:53,882
My head!

402
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,219
Come on, let's hear that snap.

403
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,266
You...

404
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:12,693
You're...

405
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:13,776
Going...

406
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:14,736
Down...

407
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:15,821
Punk!

408
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:21,702
Whoa, this is so dangerous.

409
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:22,870
Yeah, you're right.

410
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:28,500
Wha... What the...

411
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:33,547
This is Wiggum reporting a 318... waking a
police officer.

412
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,926
This is the murder house?

413
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:43,515
Oh, you mean the infamous
"jealous jockey murders"?

414
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:47,811
Of course.

415
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,147
This must be where he dropped the dagger.

416
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,607
And this is the butler's pantry

417
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,275
where Mrs. Astor concealed herself.

418
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,861
And right here's where
they found the torso heap

419
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,363
in front of our very own fireplace.

420
00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,740
Oh, just think, Neddy.

421
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,992
We're part of Springfield history.

422
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:05,245
Look, Daddy, I'm the jealous jockey.

423
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:06,705
I'm a torso.

424
00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:08,832
I'm glad you're not mad,

425
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,792
but I lied to you

426
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:11,876
and I won't feel right

427
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,921
until I return your deposit.

428
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,631
We appreciate the offer, Marge,

429
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,342
but... I think we're going
to be very happy here.

430
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,567
Oh... Marge...

431
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:36,944
Still got that deposit check?

432
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:43,909
Oh, wow.

433
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:46,995
Lucky thing we landed on this bubble wrap.

434
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,413
Hey, quit hogging.

435
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:51,041
Oh... I'm badly hurt.

436
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,834
A smashed hot rod?

437
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,211
A wrecked police cruiser?

438
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,587
A destroyed house?

439
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,923
I've had it with
your renegade ways, Simpson.

440
00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:00,008
- You're a loose cannon.
- But I...

441
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,426
And what really fries me

442
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,178
is you returned his check!

443
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:07,182
I'm sorry, Mr. Hutz,
but I just can't lie to people.

444
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,353
You're one of a kind, Marge.

445
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:14,690
And nobody deserves this more than you.

446
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:19,987
Well, I'm proud of you, Mom.

447
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,447
You refused to compromise your integrity.

448
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:25,284
Yeah. You did the right thing...
Eventually.

449
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,785
Still, it would've been nice

450
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:29,162
to bring home at least one paycheck.

451
00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:31,915
Oh, you will, honey.

452
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:33,750
You will.

453
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:41,216
$300 for doing nothing?

454
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,468
I feel like such a crook.

455
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:44,552
Don't worry.

456
00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:46,430
Gets easier every week.

457
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,491
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