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The Simpsons.

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What? Uh-oh.
Here comes the evening rush.

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Clear out, fellas.

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What a day.

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Serious drinking.

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Evening, Moe.

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Morning, Moe.

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Yeah, all right,
listen up, guys.

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The Springfield police
have told me

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that 91% of all
traffic accidents

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are caused by you six guys.

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- All right!
- All right.

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I knew we could do it!

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Yeah, I know, I know.

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But the bad news is we got to start
having designated drivers.

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Are you kidding me?

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We'll choose the same way
they pick the Pope.

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Everybody reach in
and draw a pickled egg.

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Whoever gets the black egg

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stays sober tonight.

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No!

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You got the black one.

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Hey, everybody
I'm Peter Pantsless!

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I can't take this much longer.

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I got to have a beer.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, no. Not tonight.

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Not tonight!

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Are you ready to get duffed?

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Hey, it's Duffman...

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The guy in the costume
that creates awareness of Duff.

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Duffman wants to party down

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with the man who sent in
10,000 Duff labels

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to bring me here today.

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I've got a bottomless mug
of new Duff extra cold for...

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Barney Gumbel!

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Chug! Chug! Chug!

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I can't.

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I'm the designated driver.

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Yeah, that's swell.

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Duff wholeheartedly supports
the designated driver program.

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Now, who wants to party?

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Hey, yada, yada,
yada, macarena.

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Hey, macarena!

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Please, I'm trying to drive.

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Hey, let's go to
the girls' college.

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No, the Playboy Mansion.
Playboy Mansion!

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Shut up!

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It's my car,
and I say we're going

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to the Lost City of Gold.

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Oh, that's just drunk talk...

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Sweet, beautiful drunk talk.

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Good night, Barney.

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Don't forget to bring back
my car back tomorrow.

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Just slide it under the door.

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Yes.

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Tomorrow.

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Face it, Homer.
The car is gone.

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Barney ain't never coming back.

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Here we are, Mr. Gumbel.

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Thanks for the lift.

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Barney, where's my car?

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Well, all I remember
about the last two months.

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Is giving a guest lecture
at Villanova...

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Or maybe
it was a street corner.

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So you lost my car, eh?

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Well, that's just great.

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I ought to punch you
in the nose

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but I have to pick up
my kids at school.

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Homer, I don't want
you driving around

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in a car you built yourself.

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Marge, you can stand
there finding fault

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or you can knit me
some seat belts.

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Sorry, sorry.

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Dad, you got a letter from
the City of New York.

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Throw it away.

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Nothing good has ever come out
of New York City.

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"Dear motorist, your vehicle
is illegally parked

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in a borough of Manhattan."

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My vehicle.

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"If you do not remedy
this malparkage within 72 hours,

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your car will be thrown

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into the East River
at your expense."

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I don't want to go
to New York City.

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- Why not?
- New York is a hellhole

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and you know how I feel
about hellholes.

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Dad, you can't judge a place
you've never been to.

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Yeah, that's what
people do in Russia.

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It's time I told you
about a chapter of my life

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I'd hoped
would be closed forever.

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I was on my way
to the Harrisburg coat outlet

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to buy an irregular coat

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but it required a stopover
in New York City.

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All I had to do was
walk a few blocks

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from the Port Authority
Bus Terminal

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to my train at Penn Station.

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Anyhow, I must have looked
at somebody the wrong way

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because the next thing I knew

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I was running for my life.

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And that's when the C.H.U.D.s
came at me.

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Oh, Homer,

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of course, you'll have
a bad impression of New York

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if you only focus
on the pimps and the C.H.U.D.s.

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Oh, I'd love to see New York.

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We could all go

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with the bus company's special
supersitter fare.

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Nine bucks? This one's on me.

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Great. We're all
going to New York.

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Lousy Bart and his money...

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All right, New York,
I'm coming back.

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But you're not getting this.

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Dad, our baby pictures
were in there.

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Don't you start.

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Wake up, everyone.
We're almost there.

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That took too long.

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How come we had to transfer
in Atlanta twice?

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I just think we should have
paid the extra $1.50

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and gotten
a bus with restrooms.

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Hey. Marge,
I can't feel my legs.

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I can't feel my legs!

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Homer!

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Homer, those legs belong
to the man behind you.

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Hi.

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We're here!

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Wow.

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I feel like such a nobody.

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It's wall-to-wall landmarks...

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The Williamsburg Bridge,

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Fourth Avenue,

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Governor's Island.

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Look. It's ZZ Top.

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You guys rock!

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Eh. Maybe a little.

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Now remember, criminals prey
on small-town folk like us.

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So if anyone asks,

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we're sophisticated
millionaires from the Ozarks.

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Homer, you're scaring
the children.

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Good. I don't want
to spend one extra second

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in this urban death maze.

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You wait here at
the bus station while I get the car.

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The bus station is just
one of the sights we came to see.

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We'll meet you
in Central Park at 5:00.

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Oh, all right,
but not a minute later,

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'cause once the sun goes down,
all the weirdos turn crazy.

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I'm on to you!

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"Your vehicle
is illegally parked at...

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One World Trade Plaza."

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Whoo.

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Wow.

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Governor's Island looks
so insignificant from up here.

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Hey, immigrants! Beat it!

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Country's full!

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OK, folks, you heard the lady.

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Back into the hold.

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We'll try Canada.

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Stupid city.

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What the hell is this thing?

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C-come off!

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Come... off.

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All right, you.

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Hey!
When you're done with that,

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I got something up here
you can bite on!

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Hey! Why don't you be polite
you stinking pus bag!

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Pal, you got to call that
number right on the boot!

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Sorry about that guy.

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They stick all the jerks
in Tower One!

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That's it!
I'm coming over there!

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Yeah, why don't
you come over here!

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Shut up, the both of yous!

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Thank you for calling
the Parking Violations Bureau.

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To plead not guilty,
press one, now.

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Thank you.
Your plea has been...

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Rejected.

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You will be assessed
the full fine plus a small...

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Large lateness penalty.

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Please wait by your vehicle

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between 9:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m.

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- for parking officer Steve...
- Grabowski.

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They expect me to sit here
from 9:00 to 5:00?

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That's... How many hours?

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Ten, 11... Denominator.

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Oh! Where's Lisa
when you need her?

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Here's a better idea.

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You give me your address,
and I'll write to you.

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Uh, OK.

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Just send it to...
Jesus, care of the Pentagon.

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I'm so glad we took the subway.

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"Laser wart removal"?

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Wow. The future is here.

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Hey, where's Bart?

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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I'm sorry to disturb
your pleasant ride.

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But unlike yourselves,
I was born without taste buds.

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Let me demonstrate.

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Ew. I'm in over my head here.

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Thank you for your time.

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Come on. Pick up the pace.

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Hey, I'm not a bum.

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Thanks, but I don't need...

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OK, if you insist, but...

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Spare change, lady?

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Lousy cheapskate.

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So hungry.

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Can't leave car.

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Getting closer.

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Closer.

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Almost...

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there.

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Fresh Khlav Kalash!

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Get your Khlav Kalash!

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00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:59,760
Hey, could you go
across the street

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and get me a slice of pizza?

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00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,097
No pizza, only Khlav Kalash.

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00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:04,557
Oh, shoot.

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00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,892
All right, all right.
Give me one bowl.

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00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,310
No bowl. Stick. Stick.

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Aaah! Geez!

219
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That's just awful.

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Now, what do you have

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to wash that awful taste
out of my mouth?

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Mountain dew or crab juice.

223
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:26,829
Blech! Ew! Geez!

224
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I'll take a crab juice.

225
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,469
Uh... You got
a men's room in there?

226
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Only Khlav Kalash.

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Men's room in tower.

228
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Tower. Observation deck.

229
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:50,936
But I can't leave my car
until the parking guy gets here.

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Oh, why did I drink
all that crab juice?

231
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:02,239
Don't even think about it, pal.

232
00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:07,620
Are we still in Little Italy?

233
00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:09,789
Actually, I think
we're in Chinatown now.

234
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,290
Only in New York.

235
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,794
Mom, are those rabbits dead?

236
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,378
No. No, Lisa.

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They're just... Sleeping...

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Upside down and inside out.

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Bart.

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00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,887
No fireworks. Put that back.

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You're the boss.

242
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,643
Oh, no!

243
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Chinese firedrill!

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Serious this time.

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Come on, boot guy.

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Oh. Flushing Meadows.

247
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Oh, I can't take it anymore.

248
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:06,512
All right, I'll only be gone
for a second.

249
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,852
Frontsies, backsies,
I'm with them.

250
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,144
V.I.P Coming through.

251
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,479
Very important person.

252
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:16,563
They gave me frontsies.

253
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,864
How frightfully rude.

254
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,533
I certainly hope someone
stabs him in the eye.

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Oh, yes.

256
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:08,657
D'ohh!

257
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:09,992
D-ohh!

258
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,243
D'ohh!

259
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:12,369
D'ohh!

260
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:13,913
D'ohh!

261
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,503
What?

262
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,130
"Failure to wait by vehicle..."

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00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:25,090
$250?

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00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,550
You... Oh!

265
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:30,428
Oh, no.

266
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:31,639
It's getting dark.

267
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:32,890
Well, that's it.

268
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:35,643
I'm getting out of
this town alive if it kills me.

269
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,470
Look at
all those beautiful shoes.

270
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:14,431
I know they're made
from animals, but wow.

271
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:17,935
Mmm, If only I didn't already
have a pair of shoes.

272
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:20,354
Speaking of shoes,
I don't care about shoes.

273
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:22,277
I'll meet you ladies
back here in half an hour.

274
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:23,524
OK, Dad.

275
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:26,110
Stay where
I can see you, honey.

276
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,782
MAD Magazine?

277
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:46,005
Excuse me.
Is this MAD Magazine?

278
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,215
No, it's Mademoiselle.

279
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:50,676
We're buying our sign
on the installment plan.

280
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,972
Seriously though,
my name is Bart Simpson.

281
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:56,265
My father has a subscription.

282
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,017
I'd like
the grand tour, please.

283
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,852
Listen, kid, you probably think

284
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:02,187
lots of crazy stuff
goes on in there,

285
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:05,232
but this is just
a place of business.

286
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:07,860
Oh... OK.

287
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:11,447
Get me Kaputnik and Fonebone.

288
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,865
I want to see their drawings.

289
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,783
For "The New Kids
on The Blecch."

290
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,329
And where's my fushlugginer
pastrami sandwiches?

291
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:22,499
Wow.

292
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,877
I will never wash
these eyes again.

293
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:35,721
Get off the road,
you freakin' maniac!

294
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:38,640
Yeah, you jackass!

295
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,434
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

296
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:45,564
Everything is beautiful.

297
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,691
In its own way...

298
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:53,906
"Kickin' it...

299
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,492
A musical journey
through the Betty Ford Center."

300
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,452
You know, when I was a girl,

301
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:01,747
I always dreamed of being
in a Broadway audience.

302
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,293
How do you find the defendant?

303
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:09,129
He's guilty of mayhem.

304
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,714
Exposure indecent.

305
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,382
Freaked out behavior.

306
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,259
Both chronic and recent.

307
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:17,596
Drinking and driving
narcotics possession.

308
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:23,102
And that's just page one
of his ten-page confession

309
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,895
I should put you away.

310
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:27,106
Where you can't
kill or maim us.

311
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,732
But this is L.A.

312
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:34,571
And you're rich and famous.

313
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:41,245
I'm checkin' in.

314
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:42,788
He's checkin' in

315
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:43,997
I'm checkin' in.

316
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,082
Checkin', checkin' in.

317
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:48,168
No more pills or alcohol.

318
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:51,797
No more pot or Demerol.

319
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,967
No more stinkin' fun at all

320
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:59,596
I'm checkin' in.

321
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,765
He's checkin' in.

322
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:05,310
He's checkin' in.

323
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:08,438
No more looking
pale and thin.

324
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:11,525
No more bugs
beneath your skin.

325
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:14,403
Hey, that's just my aspirin.

326
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,905
Chuck it out.

327
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:22,995
You're checkin' in.

328
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,833
When I grow up, I want to be
in the Betty Ford Center.

329
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,418
You better start saving now.

330
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,420
It's very expensive.

331
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:34,006
They're strapping down
Liza Minnelli.

332
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:38,177
Oh, it's gonna be dark soon.

333
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,762
I'll never make it out of here
with this rotten boot on my car.

334
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,767
A-ha. I've got it.

335
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,604
Brain,
how can I ever thank you?

336
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,190
Just don't bump me on your way
out of the car.

337
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:52,690
Sorry.

338
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,735
Just a minute!

339
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:57,696
Everything's under control.

340
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,407
Yes, I'd be upset, too.

341
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:03,118
Hey! Hey!

342
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,119
Hey!

343
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,204
What?

344
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,663
The boss says you're fired.

345
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,290
I'll get him.

346
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,961
So long, Mr. Boot.

347
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,839
C-c-come on.

348
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,841
C-c-come on!

349
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,101
Die! Die!

350
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,021
Homer one...

351
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,606
New York nothing.

352
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,650
D'ohh!

353
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:41,156
Thanks for your patience.

354
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:51,458
What a perfect way
to end our day in New York.

355
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:54,253
Mm. I hope your father had
as much fun as we did.

356
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,349
My God!

357
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,601
That maniac is heading
straight for us!

358
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:11,353
Go, Secretariat! Go!

359
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:18,568
Hey, it's Dad. Right on time.

360
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:19,671
We're getting out of here.

361
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,197
Now jump in, Marge.
Trust me, throw the kids.

362
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,950
- No time for the baby.
- We're not jumping, Homer.

363
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,705
Come on, let's go.
Everyone into the car now.

364
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,420
Tell your friends
to ask for Jimmy.

365
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:41,216
What a magical city.

366
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,926
Can we come back
next year, Dad?

367
00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:47,931
We'll see, honey.

368
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:53,020
We'll see.

369
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:05,365
Start spreading the news.

370
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:09,369
I'm leaving today.

371
00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:14,541
I want to be a part of it.

372
00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:19,087
In old New York.

373
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:23,050
If I can make it there

374
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:27,637
I'll make it anywhere.

375
00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:30,932
Come on, come through.

376
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,185
New York.

377
00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:38,899
New York.

378
00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:47,282
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