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The Simpsons.

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They fight and bite.

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They fight and fight
and bite.

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Bite-bite-bite,
fight-fight-fight.

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The Itchy & Scratchy
Show!

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Cinq...

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quartre...

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trois...

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deux...

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Un... maintenant!

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Turn it down!

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We don't want to
wake up Mom and Dad.

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Oh, my goodness!

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Kids! Homer!
We're late for church!

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I'm glad I dressed
last night.

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Oh, I'd love to go
with you, honey,

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but I got a lot of work
to do around the bed.

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Homer, the Lord only asks
for an hour a week.

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In that case,

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he should've made
the week an hour longer.

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Lousy God.

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...and the very same
goes for Ezekiel.

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Which brings us back
to our starting point:

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The nine tenets
of constancy.

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Damn it!

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Well, I seem to have
lost my place...

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so I'll start over.

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Aw, for the love
of crumb cake...

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Our sermon today
is on constancy.

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In as much as the...

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moreover, by dint
of our application

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of these principles,
we can learn...

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...the auspices of constancy

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sweet constancy.

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Hey... wha...?

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- Yay!
- Oh, man!

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Am I glad to get
out of there!

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Hey, calm down...

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You're wrinkling
your church clothes.

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Who cares? This is
the best part of the week.

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It's the longest possible time
before more church!

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Church shouldn't be
a chore.

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It should help you
in your daily life.

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It should,
but it doesn't.

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Now, who's going with Daddy
to the dump?

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- Me!
- The dump?

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We're going to get rid
of the Christmas tree.

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It's starting
to turn brown.

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- Want to come with?
- No, no,

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I don't feel like
going to a trash pile today.

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It's your life.

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We'll bring you back
something nice.

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Can you believe it?

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They give you five Q's
and only two U's.

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What a world.

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It's crazy.

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So, what's on
your mind, Marge?

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Sermons about constancy
and prudissitude

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are all very well and good,

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but the church could be
doing so much more

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to reach out to people.

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Oh, I don't see you volunteering
to make things better.

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Well...

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Okay, I will volunteer.

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I wasn't prepared for that.

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Come on, Christmas tree...

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Okay, who's up
for some scrounging?

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Hey! Here's a perfectly good
basketball half!

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I found a Malibu Stacy
with no head.

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Oh, my God!
Help me, Lisa!

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Lisa, Dad...
Come here quick!

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There is something
that you won't believe!

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What the heck is that?

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Maybe it's a box
from the future.

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It looks Japanese.

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Wha... What's going on?

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Why... Why am I on
a Japanese box?

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Oh, my God...
what is that?

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All done!
I swept the aisles,

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and put all the collection plates
in the dishwasher.

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Oh, and you wouldn't
believe

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how many dead pigeons
there were in the organ.

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Marge, you are
a real time-saver.

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Do you know,
thanks to you

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I've rediscovered
a form of shame

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that's gone unused
for 700 years?

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Wow...

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Lovejoy here.

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Reverend,
this is Principal Skinner.

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I'm facing a crisis,

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and I didn't know
to whom to turn.

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All right.

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Mother's gone too far.

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She's put cardboard over her
half of the television.

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We rented
"Man Without A Face."

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I didn't even know
he had a problem!

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What should I do?

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Well, maybe you should
read your Bible.

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Um, any particular passage?

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Oh, it's all good.

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All right.
Thanks anyway.

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Reverend, I hate to say this,
but it sounded

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like that poor man
was reaching out to you.

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I'm not sure your advice
was all that helpful.

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Oh, Marge.

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I was once idealistic
like you.

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It was the mid '70s,

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and I was fresh out
of seminary.

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The '60s were long over

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and people were
once again ready

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to feel bad
about themselves.

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Jesus is just all right
with me

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I came to Springfield

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ready to roll up my sleeves
and help my fellow man.

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There was just one fellow man
I hadn't counted on.

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Reverend, I'm...

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I'm afraid something
terrible has happened.

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Well, sit down and rap
with me, brother.

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That's what I'm here for.

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Well, I was talked into doing
a dance called "The Bump,"

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but my hip slipped, and my...
My buttocks came into contact

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with the buttocks
of another young man!

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I... see.

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Then, the calls began.

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Well, I-I think I may be
coveting my own wife.

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I'm meek, but... I could
probably stand to be meeker.

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I-I-I think I swallowed
a toothpick!

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Finally,
I just stopped caring.

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Luckily, by then,
it was the '80s

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and no one noticed.

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But you can't
let a few bad experiences

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sour you on helping people.

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Oh, sure I can.

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Ugh! You handle it.

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Me? No, I... I...
Wait! I can't...

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Hello?

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Uh, yeah, hi. I'm calling
for Reverend Lovejoy.

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Who is this?

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Oh, well, this is, um...

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the, uh... the listen lady.

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Yeah? Well, listen, lady,
I've got so many problems.

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I-I don't even know
where to begin here.

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Okay...

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uh, why don't you
start from the top?

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All righty.

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Uh, number one:
I've lost the will to live.

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Oh, that's
ridiculous, Moe.

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You've got lots
to live for.

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Really?
That's not what.

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Reverend Lovejoy's
been telling me.

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Wow! You're good.
Thanks.

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Hi. It's me again.
I got another problem.

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Uh, this one's
about my cat.

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Yeah! Shut up!!
I'm asking her.

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Why would you volunteer
at the church?

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I don't know. Guilt?

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Volunteering
is for suckers.

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Do you know that
so-called "volunteers"

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don't even get paid?

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Well, I think
volunteering is great.

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Deep down,
it makes you feel...

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Homer, will get that crazy box
off the dinner table?

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It came from the dump.

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But, Marge,
I'm obsessed with it.

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Where did it come from?
What is it a box of?

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How did my face get on it?

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Hey, if they got
a picture of you,

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that means they can see you.

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They're probably watching us
right now.

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That's ridiculous.

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Nobody is watching us
right now.

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Hai! Hai! Hai! Bye.

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Hai!

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Akira, can you
read this for me?

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Ah, yes. This is a product
called "Mr. Sparkle."

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Very popular dish detergent.

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Hey...
he looks like you.

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What's he saying?

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He identifies himself as
"a magnet for foodstuffs."

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He boasts that he will
"banish dirt

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to the land of wind
and ghosts."

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Wow!

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Yes. You have very lucky dishes,
Mr. Simpson.

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This soap is from the
sacred forest of Hokkaido,

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renowned for its countless
soap factories.

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Hokkaido, eh?

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See, all along,
I been telling Carl

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I'm married to
a beauty queen.

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Now, he's coming
over for dinner.

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Lenny, I'm sure
he'll like your wife

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no matter what she looks like.

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Oh, no, no. No.
It's worse than that.

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I don't even have a wife.

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I just said I did to,
you know, be a big-shot.

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Oh. Well, it's time
to start telling the truth.

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Now, when I have to tell
my husband the truth,

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I cook him a big,
delicious dinner.

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By the time
he's done eating

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he's too full and tired
to care what I have to say.

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Wow, that's great!

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When Carl comes over,
I'll stuff him

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till he don't know
what's what.

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Seymour, I'm getting tired.

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Tell them we're going next.

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Well, I'm not principal
of the line, Mother.

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And you never will be.

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I'd like the phone book
for Hokkaido, Japan, please.

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Okay.
Here you go.

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The phone book
for Hokkaido, Japan.

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Thank you.
May I please use your phone?

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Is it a local call?

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Y... yes.

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Mooshi-mooshi?

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Yes. This is Homer Simpson
from America.

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Who may I say
is speaking to me?

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Hello, chief?
Let's talk, why not?

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Uh, hello?
Why am I Mr. Sparkle?

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Oh, you like Mr. Sparkle?

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Well, I am Mr. Sparkle.

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Oh, you have
many question, Mr. Sparkle.

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I send you premium answer question
hundred percent.

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The Lord will hear
your lamentations

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and give solace to your spirit.

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The Lord or Marge Simpson!

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Amen to that.

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Um... could we please
not yell out things

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in the church?

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Wait a minute, please.
One at a time.

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One at a time!

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Now, who has
the most urgent problem?

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I have a recurring dream
in which I'm falling.

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Come right this way,
Mel, I...

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Tim, hold my calls.

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I'm a shepherd
without a flock.

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What have I done
to lose them?

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The real question is

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"what have you done
to keep them?"

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St. Eleutherius of Nicomedia.

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That's my name,
don't wear it out.

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To inspire men,
you must be brave.

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I introduced Christianity
to Mongolia.

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It didn't take,
but it was worth a try.

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Tell us, good reverend,

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what great deeds
have you done

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to inspire
the hearts of men?

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Well, I had the vestibule
re-carpeted.

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I've appeared
in over 8,000 visions

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and that's the lamest reply
I've ever heard.

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Oh, now, please, I...

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I thought saints
were supposed to be friendly.

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Oh, you're just lucky
God isn't here.

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Hello. Listen Lady.

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Marge, people say
you've got a real knack

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for solving problems.

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Well... this is
a little awkward

256
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,980
but, um, Tim came home
from church

257
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:54,774
so despondent today,

258
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,777
he's just been playing with
his trains all afternoon.

259
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,987
We all need a little time
to ourselves, Helen.

260
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,781
Just give him a day or two

261
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:04,742
and I'm sure he'll be back
to his old dynamic self.

262
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,327
Okay.

263
00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:11,040
Attention,
H-O scale passengers:

264
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,667
The dining car is closed.

265
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,669
Root beer is still available,

266
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:18,672
but the cost is now $6.50.

267
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,300
If the passengers
will look to the right

268
00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:24,303
you will see a sad man.

269
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:26,180
That is all.

270
00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:28,516
Look, we got a package

271
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,851
from the Mr. Sparkle
company in Japan.

272
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,859
It's a videotape.

273
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:39,985
Put it in! Put it in!

274
00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:50,663
Oh, hello,
American investor.

275
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:54,166
I see you are interested
in distributing Mr. Sparkle

276
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,043
in your home prefecture.

277
00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:57,503
You have chosen wisely,

278
00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,630
but please,
don't believe me.

279
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:01,090
Observe this commercial.

280
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,889
Aka ni taishite burei da!

281
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,140
Yogore o yaburu!

282
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,268
Honki da yo.

283
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,906
Doke, mina doke!

284
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,242
Burabura
shitero tokoro ja nai!

285
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:32,997
Ore to issho ni
nasu ka shinu ki ka?

286
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:36,000
Isamashii honin rogo desu ne!

287
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:41,046
Mister Sparkle no charenji
ni ojimasu!

288
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,590
Awesome power!

289
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:52,683
Natsu yasumi no keikaku
wa do desho?

290
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,607
Mister Sparkle!

291
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:03,027
Un no yoi besto washu!

292
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:08,282
Boring!

293
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:10,200
That didn't
explain anything.

294
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,077
All I know is
they stole my face

295
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,705
and used it
for their stupid logo.

296
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,540
There's no other explanation.

297
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:17,875
Wait, look.

298
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,293
Mr. Sparkle,

299
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:22,338
a joint venture
of Matsumura Fishworks,

300
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:25,883
and Tamaribuchi
Heavy Manufacturing Concern.

301
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:33,265
Hey, it was all
a coincidence.

302
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,559
Yep. There's your answer,
fish bulb.

303
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:39,104
Well, it was a good
ride while it lasted.

304
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,148
Come on, kids,
let's go home.

305
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:42,231
We are home.

306
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,943
That was fast.

307
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:48,656
You've just got to accept it.
Your Gameboy is gone.

308
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,574
It's at the bottom
of the ocean.

309
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,410
Aye, aye.

310
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,787
Aye.

311
00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,166
Hello. Listen Lady.

312
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:03,128
Uh... I'm in some
hot soup here, Marge.

313
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,381
Some teenagers are hanging out
in front of the store.

314
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,342
I-I think they could start
slacking at any moment.

315
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:10,678
Well, Ned, you don't have
to stand for that.

316
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,680
You just march
right up to those youngsters

317
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,139
and tell them to vamoose.

318
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,724
Yeah, well...

319
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,643
if you're sure
that will help...

320
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,396
Hey, let's go over
to the one-hour photo

321
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:21,939
and breathe some fumes.

322
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:23,315
Uh, excuse me, fellas.

323
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,359
I couldn't help thinking
it might be nice

324
00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:27,319
if you could, uh,
vamoose, you know?

325
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,113
If possible.

326
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,618
Hello. Listen Lady.

327
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,287
Uh... Marge I-I appreciate
your advice

328
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,289
but, uh, things have gotten...

329
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,500
Well, they-they're, uh,
a lot worse.

330
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:50,634
Now, Ned, troubled boys
need rules and discipline.

331
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,177
They crave it!

332
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,762
You just lay down the law.

333
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,432
Well, yeah, I know,
but they...

334
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,350
They're on their mini-bikes
and all.

335
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,394
Oh, all right,
let me talk to them.

336
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:01,854
Put me on with the lead boy.

337
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:05,357
Boys, there's a call here
for you.

338
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,862
Hmm. Oh, well.

339
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,203
Oh, good morning, Maude.

340
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,663
Morning, Marge.

341
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,999
Um, did your husband
come home last night?

342
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,082
Of course he did.

343
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,002
Really? Oh...

344
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,463
because the thing is, um...

345
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,672
mine didn't.

346
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,050
Oh, my God, Ned!

347
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,185
Yes, Marge?

348
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:44,480
Reverend, I gave Ned Flanders
some bad advice.

349
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:47,274
Now he could be
in real trouble.

350
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:48,609
What happened now?

351
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:50,444
Did he swallow a paper clip?

352
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:52,488
No. He's disappeared.

353
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:55,074
Oh, I'm in way over my head.

354
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,533
I mean, where do
the helpers turn

355
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:57,659
when they
need help?

356
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:04,958
Sorry.

357
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,338
Marge, why don't you
let me handle this?

358
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:12,049
Hello? Church basement.

359
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:14,885
Yeah, it's Ned Flanders.

360
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:17,096
The teens have been
chasing me all night.

361
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:20,349
They-They finally stopped
to gas up their scooters.

362
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:21,767
Ned! Where are you?!

363
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,727
Well, I can't see
the name of the station

364
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:27,564
but the gas costs 1.49
and 8/10.

365
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,483
Eight tenths?

366
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:30,943
Donny's Discount Gas!

367
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,173
Thanks for swinging by
the house, Reverend.

368
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,406
- Donny?
- What?

369
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:37,634
Did you see a man
being chased

370
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,284
by some young
hooligans?

371
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,661
I see lots of stuff.

372
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:42,121
Did you see that?

373
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,247
Yes.

374
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,712
Huh. Looks like
we lost him.

375
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,589
Yeah. Well, we proved
our point.

376
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,049
He'll think twice

377
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,927
next time he tries to defend
his business.

378
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,096
I'm sleepy.

379
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:00,179
Let's go to school.

380
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,728
They're leaving.

381
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,355
The ordeal is over.

382
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:11,859
Ned!

383
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,002
- Mr. Flanders!
- Mr. Flanders!

384
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,903
Flanders, where
are you?!

385
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,657
Hey, Flanders, it's me!

386
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,243
Heh Mr. Sparkaru!
Mr. Sparkaru!

387
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,703
Konnichi-wa.

388
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,668
That came from
Baboon County, USA!

389
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:34,590
Help! What do I do?!

390
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:35,716
Play dead!

391
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:37,134
No! Run around in circles!

392
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,844
No! Act like a lion!

393
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,679
Swipe at the dominant male!

394
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:42,764
Come on, Ned!
Knock that monkey down!

395
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,850
Jumpin' kangaroo rats!

396
00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:50,230
You've got to get
him out of there.

397
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:51,732
Geez, I'd like to,

398
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,233
but if they don't
kill the intruder

399
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,235
it's really bad
for their society.

400
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,279
- They're going to kill him?
- Eventually.

401
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:58,780
First, they'll
eat his skin.

402
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,705
Tell Maude I want
a fancy funeral!

403
00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:08,624
Big coffin! Lots of jewels!

404
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,258
Look!
It's Reverend Lovejoy!

405
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,385
Thank heavens!

406
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,638
Entrust your hand to mine, Ned.

407
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,316
Thank the Lord.

408
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:35,984
He's truly watching
over...

409
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:41,698
Say your prayers,
you heathen baboons!

410
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:58,715
Wow.

411
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,634
Oh! Those
poor monkeys.

412
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:01,718
They started it.

413
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,097
You saved me,
Reverend.

414
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,516
You really went
above and beyond.

415
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:08,850
Thank you.

416
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,728
Oh, don't thank me.
Thank Marge Simpson.

417
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,731
She taught me that there's
more to being a minister

418
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,858
than not caring
about people.

419
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,444
Amen!

420
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:30,872
...baboons to the left of me,
baboons to the right,

421
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,582
the speeding locomotive
tore through

422
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:35,043
a sea of inhuman fangs.

423
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,255
A pair of the great apes
rose up at me, but biff-bam!

424
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:42,050
I sent them flying
like two hairy footballs.

425
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,511
A third came screaming at me...

426
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,932
And that's when I got mad.

427
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,809
Now that's religion!

428
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:46,156
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