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The Simpsons.

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Whee!

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Catch!

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Principal Skinner, what would you say

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is the most important firefighting tool?

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Would you say it's prevention?

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Oh, absolutely, Lisa.

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That and the sand bucket.

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What's that stuff?

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Why, this is retardant.

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Sure is.

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And what's that?

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That's called a hose lengthener.

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You need one.

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What's this?

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Just read the label.
It's a king-sized flamer!

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Bart, will you go bother someone else?

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Look! A fire... engine.

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Stop that!

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Help! Help! Fire... Helmets.

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Can't you do something constructive?

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Sure, I can do something destructive.

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Just say the word,

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and I'll drive this hoe in his back!

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I can make it look like suicide.

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Hmm. And I want a bike, and a monkey,

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and a friend for the monkey...

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You're not gonna start any fires, are you?

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At my house, we call 'em "uh-ohs."

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Hi, fire doggie. Can you do any tricks?

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Tricks? That's rich.

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He's so inbred, he can barely stand up.

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Fire can be our servant.

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Whether it's toasting s'mores
or raining down on Charlie.

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But it can turn not so nice,
as you'll see in this skit...

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by the volunteer fire department players.

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What a great pot party!

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Wasn't it, man?

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Now for a regular cigarette
to make the night complete.

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Man, that's good.

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Mad Dog, I've been thinking...

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Maybe we should get another smoke detector

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in case that one trips out on us.

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Why bother, baby?

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One smoke detector's enough for Mad Dog.

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Now, let's hit the sack.

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Whoa! Check it out! Mad Dog's on fire!

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Stop, drop and roll, man!

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That's for Clydes, baby.

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A little fire can't hurt you.

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But Mad Dog was wrong.

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The fire burned through the night

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and cost him the use of his pants.

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Which just goes to show you...

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Sorry to break character...

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but these stunt pants

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are gettin' pretty toasty!

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Ah. Roll, Neddie! Roll!

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It's not workin'!
It just spreads the flame!

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Get the fire hose. Get the fire hose!

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What's it doing in the gymnasium?

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Yee-haw!

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Bart, have you lost your...

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Bart Simpson!

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You've really done it this time.

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Yeah. It all kind of came together.

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Thank you for coming.

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Thank you for getting me out of work.

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I'll be blunt. Bart's latest escapade goes

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far beyond the realm of the high jink.

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There. Now the floor is as good as new.

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My sport goggles!

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Your son is a ravenous demon,

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relentlessly gnawing at all
that's good and true.

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Yeah, he's something else,
all right.

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But worst of all,

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he drags down the grades

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of anyone who sits near him.

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Just look at this pattern.

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Hey, that looks like Bart.

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And turning to the 3-D map,

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we see an unmistakable cone of ignorance.

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Put it away! Put it away!

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Very well. But there's
no escaping the truth.

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Bart has a classic case
of attention deficit disorder.

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You mean like John Leguizamo?

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How should I know? The point is.

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ADD makes children restless
and easily distracted.

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Hi, Marge. It's me, Homer.

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What? Time to go?

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Please, Mr. Simpson.

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I'm afraid I'll have to expel your son...

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Unless you're willing to try a radical,

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untested, potentially dangerous...

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- Candy bar?
- No!

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It's a new drug called Focusyn.

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A drug?

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I know Bart can be rambunctious,

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but he's not some hyperactive monster.

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Gimme an "F"!

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- Good lord!
- Gimme an "art"!

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He's gotten into the pep closet.

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I'd say he's coming out of the pep closet.

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I don't want to pump
my little boy full of drugs.

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Yeah, yeah, we get a lot of that.

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But then they see our results.

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These are normal guinea pigs
running around like idiots.

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Now I'll give them some Focusyn.

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That's amazing...

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and darling.

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Check this out.

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They become your slaves.

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Yes.

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But it's not about slavery.

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It's about helping kids concentrate.

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This pill reduces class clownism 44%...

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With 60% less sass mouth.

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The only thing more effective
is regular exercise.

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Shred it! Shred it!

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Extra gloves. Extra gloves.

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Mushroom bonus. Reload.

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How will we get
Bart to take these?

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It's all about trust, honey.

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Ow! Knock it off!

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Homer, we agreed we'd discuss
the medication with Bart.

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Medication?

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Some special helpers

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that'll make you a good boy.

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I don't want to take drugs.

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Sure you do.

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All your favorite stars have used drugs.

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Brett Butler, Tim Allen...

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- Tommy Lee.
- Andy Dick.

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- He's just flamboyant.
- Yeah, and I'm a size four.

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Dad, I admit I have some problems,

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but drugs aren't the answer.

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Why, you little...

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Son, let's forget
all about that drug thing.

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Why don't you just come down
and have some taffy?

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Nice try, Homer.

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Just take one bite.

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If you're not 100% different...

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Ow! Geez, what's the big deal?

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Look, I'll even eat some.

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Now... Hmm?

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Does Mr. Simpson have a demon, Daddy?

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Looks like it. Run and get
Daddy's exorcism tongs.

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- Yay!
- Yay!

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Honey, if you don't want
to take the medicine,

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we won't force you.

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Really?

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Yes, I just thought
you might love me enough

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to let me help you.

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Oh, Mom!

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All right. I'll do it for you.

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Way to guilt him, Marge.

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It's what I do.

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Good morning, honey.

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Mmm! How's my special little guy?

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I'm having some side effects
from the dope.

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It's not dope!

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It's something to help you concentrate.

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All I know is my testicles
won't fit in my underwear.

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Bart, get those oranges out of there.

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Back in the lunches you go.

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Ew, Mom!

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- Oh, grow up.
- Yeah.

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I have to take these
stupid pills twice a day.

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I'll trade you a Claritin for one.

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Claritin-D?

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- Nah.
- Can't help you.

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I take hormones to lower my voice.

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Now all I want to do is fight.

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What are you lookin' at?

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You think you got it bad?

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I gotta wear a shock collar.

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That's rough.

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What was that for?

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I thought about a girl I like.

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All right, class, who would like to read.

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- The Daffodils by Wordsworth?
- I'll do it.

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No, thank you, Mr. Wisenheimer. Sherri?

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"I wandered lonely as a cloud...

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that floats on high
o'er vales and hills... ".

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Hey, look at those dogs going at it!

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I want to see 'em! I wanna see 'em!

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Fightin' over a fan belt.

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Dogs are outstanding.

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All right, people, we've
all seen the dogs now,

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so...

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- What?
- You're still in your seat.

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Well, it's not like
I never saw a dog before.

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That doesn't sound like me.

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Could it be the drug kicking in?

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I am feeling an urge
to straighten up and fly right.

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Come on, people. This poetry
isn't gonna appreciate itself.

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What a lovely day in the park.

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A perfect place to meet a lady.

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Ooh, la, la! It's sideshow Melanie!

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Hey, what's goin' on?

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Hey, this thing's cuttin' off my air!

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What are you doing to me?

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I said start it at 60 rpm.

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Then move it up to 100 on the skirt blow!

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Sorry, Krusty, I choked.

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You choked? You choked?

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Bart! Bart!

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Krusty just fired his associate producer.

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I'm reading.

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No way.

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"The 7 Habits Of
Highly Effective Pre-Teens"?

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Is this all because of the...

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Joke if you will, but did you know

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most people use 10% of their brains?

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I am now one of them.

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Before, my energy was all over the place.

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Now, it's concentrated like a laser beam.

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Well, this has been terrific.
Let's do it again sometime.

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Are you standing up to get me to leave?

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It's from the book.

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Hey, I'm not a time burglar.

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"Memo to self... Lock door."

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All right, I'll go.

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You don't have to be a jerk about it.

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"Memo to self... Shut up, Lisa."

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"Thank you in advance
for a world-class meal.

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You're an inspiration
to our entire organization.

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Thank you again. Bart."

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Oh, what a lovely gesture.

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Cost of paper, five cents.
A mother's love, priceless.

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- Do I get a card?
- No,

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but here's a book called
Chicken Soup for the Loser

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that gave Bill Buckner the courage

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to open a chain of laundromats.

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Hmm. My career has kind of lost momentum.

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I think it's the bright blue pants.

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I mean, you're not
on a golf course.

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Well, I have been thinking
about making them into cutoffs.

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I tell you, the kid's a wonder.

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He organized all the lawsuits against me

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into one class action.

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That's gonna save
all kinds of travel time.

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You know it. Plus, he gave me
this appointment dealy.

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It's got my whole week in there.

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Sweet.

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This thing'll do anything. Watch.

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I'll ask it how many leagues
in a furlong. No, wait.

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I'll make it say, "what's
a-matter, you?" in Turkish.

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And look at this! A cheese grater!

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Man, technology's amazing.

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A guy could do great things
with a gadget like that.

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Well, if you want one, they sell 'em at...

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Yeah, a guy could do great things.

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The boy's still studying?

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Can you believe it?

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And he's even tutoring
a little Navajo boy.

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And why did Humpty Dumpty
have a great fall?

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Because he took his eyes off the prize?

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That's right. You stay on the ball,

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you stay on the wall.

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He's gone from goofus to gallant.

262
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And we owe it all to mind-bending pills.

263
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:32,917
Mwah.

264
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,045
Bart's so well-behaved now.

265
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,089
Maybe you and I can have a night out.

266
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:38,966
Ooh! Let's go to the water park!

267
00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:40,760
My 10-year ban ended yesterday.

268
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:45,222
I was thinking of something
a little more... adult.

269
00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,017
Oh, Marge!

270
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,686
And then afterwards...

271
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,188
Really?

272
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,773
With butterscotch on it?

273
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,566
I think you misheard me.

274
00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,279
You've got more talent than
any dancer I've ever seen,

275
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:02,198
And you're throwing it all away!

276
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,366
Screw you! Screw everybody!

277
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:07,578
All right, girls, tops off. It's showtime!

278
00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:10,915
Marge, this is the greatest gift

279
00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:13,000
any wife has ever given her husband.

280
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,210
I thought you'd like it.

281
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,628
And I'm enjoying the friendship

282
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,755
between showgirl and that seamstress.

283
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:19,757
- Pipe down!
- Yes. Hush up.

284
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,675
- You hush up!
- Quiet, everybody!

285
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,886
Shut up, or I'll pound all of ya!

286
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:27,431
That was fun!

287
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:28,849
We have to get out more often.

288
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,017
I heard about a new bar

289
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,602
where men dance with men.

290
00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:33,103
Doesn't that sound adorable?

291
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,314
Well, sure, if it's true.

292
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,316
Is that Lisa?

293
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,156
I'm so glad you're here.
Bart's really acting funny.

294
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,741
Ray J. Funny, or O.J. funny?

295
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:46,742
You'll see.

296
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,911
Gotta get it done.

297
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,663
Bart? Honey?

298
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:53,415
Gotta finish.

299
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,001
Close the door.

300
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,254
You're probably wondering
about the coat hangers.

301
00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,481
They're to block the satellite

302
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:00,881
that's been spying on me.

303
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,716
OK.

304
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,511
It can read your electronic
organizer from space.

305
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:07,555
Even mine?

306
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,473
Hey, I had Lenny's name on that!

307
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,475
They have it now.

308
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,686
And who are they, exactly?

309
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:15,729
Who else? Major League Baseball.

310
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:19,191
Marge, I think Bart's gone crazy.

311
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,569
Oh, Bart, what's happened to you?

312
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:24,196
Nothing yet. But the time draws near.

313
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,115
Now, let's get those fillings out of you!

314
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,618
Hey, you found my needle-nose pliers.

315
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,540
I understand the electrodes,

316
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:36,303
but why does he have to be on a treadmill?

317
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,377
Oh, that was his idea.
He said he felt fat.

318
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,422
You said he was concerned
about satellites?

319
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:44,133
- And their beams.
- Any other strange behavior?

320
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,635
He quit blinking. He says
that's when they get you.

321
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,904
I had a feeling this might happen.

322
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:48,929
This Carboxyl group

323
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,347
sometimes causes problems.

324
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,266
After we trusted you!

325
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,811
I think we should take him off the drug.

326
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,187
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

327
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,148
You can't just "go off" Focusyn.

328
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,775
But we can ease Bart
onto one of its sister drugs

329
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,235
like Chlorhexinol,

330
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,029
and augment that with some Phenolbutamine.

331
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:07,197
Hmm, and maybe some Cyclobenzanone?

332
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,700
That's a great idea!

333
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,076
No!

334
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,494
You can't take my Focusyn.

335
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,913
I need every brain cell

336
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,664
blazing to outwit my invisible enemies.

337
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,541
I know you love Focusyn, son,

338
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:18,918
but in time you'll get

339
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,253
just as attached to these three amigos.

340
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:23,964
No!

341
00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:35,309
Somebody's gonna have a tummy ache.

342
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:38,020
Stop him! He's whacked out of his gourd!

343
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,814
Don't worry. We have a procedure
for these situations.

344
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:49,615
Hey, there was just air in mine.

345
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,789
And I'm really worried, Chief.

346
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:58,457
There's no telling what he might do.

347
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,834
OK, so you say your son is towheaded,

348
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,836
button nose, mischievous smile,

349
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,546
and maybe armed with a slingshot?

350
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,590
Got it. We'll find him, ma'am.

351
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:10,636
Hey, looks like the kid who
roughed up the Wilson widow.

352
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:13,263
Oh, my little guy's
out there in the hot sun

353
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:14,723
without his sombrero.

354
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,076
We should've paid more attention

355
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,434
to these side effects.

356
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,353
It's all here... Erratic behavior,

357
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:20,938
paranoia, diarrhea-

358
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,481
I don't think he has diarrhea.

359
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:25,401
But how do we know, Marge? How do we know?

360
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,075
I can't believe that sarge said

361
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:34,868
we're the worst bunch he's ever seen.

362
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,930
See, I have to believe he's
seen worse bunches than us.

363
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,872
- But he said...
- I know what he said.

364
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,225
He was just trying to motivate us.

365
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,709
Well, it ruined the whole hike.

366
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,174
Do you think Alex would mind
if I asked Janet out?

367
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,843
They're married, idiot!

368
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,012
Why'd you have to yell?
You ruined the whole shower.

369
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,850
So I gave up tap for jazz,
and I've never regretted it.

370
00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:58,934
And here's why.

371
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,185
Homer, you're supposed

372
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,812
to be hunting for Bart.

373
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:03,230
I'm on top of it.

374
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:07,776
My sweet baby.

375
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,571
He must feel so helpless and scared.

376
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:15,034
Don't stop thinking about tomorrow.

377
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:18,537
Don't stop, it'll soon be here.

378
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,498
Smithers, we're at war!

379
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:22,875
I'll begin profiteering, Sir.

380
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,419
And hoarding. Leave it to the democrats

381
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,212
to let the Spaniards back in the pantry.

382
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:35,179
Egad! A maniac cutting
a swath of destruction!

383
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,222
This is a job for the Green Lantern,

384
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:40,809
Thundra or possibly... Ghost Rider.

385
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,102
What about Superman?

386
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,187
Oh, please.

387
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:47,733
What the... Hmm?

388
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,319
Come on! Get out!

389
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,738
Noodles, Seesaw, Oopsie, Lobsweat, Hoohah,

390
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,364
Jitters, Sir Widebottom!

391
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,325
Oh. I'm stuck.

392
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,118
Easy, boys. My bum.

393
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:04,208
I'm sure I'm alive, but why?

394
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:11,757
You've raised the bar
for all of us, Simpson,

395
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:12,758
and I thank you.

396
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:15,344
Wow. Praise from Caesar.

397
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,681
Shoot the tires out, Lou.

398
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,433
Uh, it's a tank, Chief.

399
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,186
You know what? I'm gettin'
real tired of your excuses.

400
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,487
What a day! First, the drinking fountain
squirts me, and now this.

401
00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,205
My God, is she brave,

402
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,874
standing up to that freaked-out junkie.

403
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,168
Dad, that junkie is your son.

404
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,045
Why don't you just tell everybody?

405
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,672
Hey, Mom. Thanks for coming out.

406
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:54,424
Oh, thank you for stopping the tank.

407
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,510
It ran out of gas.

408
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,345
- So, Bart...
- Question.

409
00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:01,431
How about getting out of the tank, huh?

410
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,017
Maybe stopping your rampage, huh?

411
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,310
We could go to Krusty Burger.

412
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,104
OK, sure.

413
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,606
Right after I blow up one thing.

414
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,071
Good lord! He's going to fire!

415
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,366
All right! Scud the school, dude!

416
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,618
No, stop. Think of the children.

417
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,170
Not the church! Jesus lives there!

418
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,674
The frame store? You monster!

419
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:41,096
Not the sky! That's where clouds are born!

420
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:54,193
A satellite? What do we do? What do we do?

421
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:57,404
"Discotheques, frat houses, Malibu..."

422
00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:58,822
Nothing about satellite fires.

423
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,325
Let's just spray it with water already.

424
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:05,495
That's the end of your
loony tune, drugs Bunny.

425
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:08,207
You're under arrest for astro-vandalism.

426
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,851
And may god help you if that thing carried

427
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:10,959
the Spice Channel!

428
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,005
"Major League Baseball"?

429
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:18,008
I told you they were
monitoring my activities.

430
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,886
He's right! This thing's got
info on everybody.

431
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,638
Addresses, credit ratings,

432
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,306
what size baseball hat they wear.

433
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,808
Surveillance beam disabled.

434
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:30,520
Market research shutting down.
Doesn't that beat all?

435
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:35,776
Hi, folks. I'm Mark McGwire.

436
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:38,278
Big Mac himself.
Who'd have thunk it?

437
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:39,488
Young Bart here was right.

438
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:40,572
We are spying on you

439
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:41,907
pretty much around the clock.

440
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:43,492
But why, Mr. McGwire?

441
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,619
Do you want to know
the terrifying truth...

442
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:47,871
or do you wanna see me sock a few dingers?

443
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,415
Dingers! Dingers!

444
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:53,961
Yoink!

445
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,344
It's good to have the old Bart back.

446
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:05,597
Plus, you exposed the disturbing
unreadiness of today's army.

447
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,099
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry

448
00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,393
we sent you on that psychotropic hayride.

449
00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:11,520
At least I got to see some cool colors.

450
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,606
And Mark McGwire gave
you an autographed bat.

451
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,150
Why is the zero made out of glass?

452
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:20,404
Who cares? That man can really slug.

453
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:23,740
Well, I'm not giving my baby
any more dangerous drugs.

454
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,951
From now on, it's nothing but fresh air,

455
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:29,329
lots of hugs,
and good old-fashioned Ritalin.

456
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,707
You said a mouthful.

457
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:35,002
When I can't stop fiddlin'
I just takes me Ritalin

458
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:37,671
I'm poppin' and sailin', man.

459
00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:27,596
Oh, why'd you have to shush?

460
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:29,181
You ruined the whole show!

461
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:31,933
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