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The Simpsons.

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Here's the mail, Dad. That'll be
three dollars for on-couch delivery.

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And three makes three.

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This isn't real money. It's printed
by the Montana Militia.

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It'll be real soon enough.

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Ooh, my first issue of Self-test Monthly.

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Finally I get to find out
what makes me tick.

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- I'm betting it's hunger and rage.
- Yeah, but in what ratio?

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"Are you a good driver?" Hmm. Yes.

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"Are you a good lover?"

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Yes. Oh, I'm doing great.

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Dad, those are just
the names of the quizzes.

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You're supposed to open the magazine.

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My way is easier.

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Why don't you be the quiz master

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and ask other people the questions?

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Ooh... Quiz master, yes.
That would entertain me briefly.

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OK, Flanders,
your love quiz score is... 61.

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That makes you a "Frigid Frieda."

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I took off 30 points
for all that crying you did.

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Well, it was
a little insensitive giving me a sex test

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seeing that my wife just passed away.

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- No way! When?
- Six months ago.

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You were at the funeral.
You fell into the grave.

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Oh, yeah.

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I saw a gopher. What a day.

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OK... last question.

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"Who is your favorite Backstreet Boy?"

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Oh, the little rat-faced one.

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No, no, no. Nick.

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He's so good to his mother.

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According to this, you're both idiots.

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Hey, thanks. What do we owe you?

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OK, "There's black widow at your door,

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a rattlesnake at the window
and a scorpion on the phone.

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Do you... A, none of the below,
B..."

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Homie, for God's sakes, it's 02:00 a.m.

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Fine. I'll take the next quiz.

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"How long will you live?"

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"In an average week, how many braised ribs
do you eat?"

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Marge, do you think
that counts honey-braised?

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I don't know!

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I'm trying to sleep!

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OK... "non-smoker... add eight years."

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So according to this, I'll live to be...

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Forty-two? Oh, that's horrible!

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I won't even live to see my children die.

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Now what's wrong?

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I've only got three more years to live.

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Maybe you added it wrong. Let me have it.

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See? And these quizzes
are never wrong, Marge.

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They're put together
by the finest scientists

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in the magazine business.

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Oh... Honey, don't panic.

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If you just made a few
lifestyle changes...

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No!

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Can't sleep. Gonna die.

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Can't sleep. Gonna die.

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We're back with legendary
producer, Robert Evans.

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Now before you did The Godfather
there was Love Story.

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- Tell us about that.
- Ah, Love Story...

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The little picture that could.

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Was Paramount chomping
at the bit to make it?

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You better believe
they weren't.

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But once that tear-jerker
hit John Q. Popcorn,

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it was boffo, boo-hoo box office
all the way.

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And the critics loved it, too.

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I remember Vincent Canby said...

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"I'm going to kill you, Homer."

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You are so dead.

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Now, Chinatown was a classic.

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But you had problems
with the sequel The Two Jakes?

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Oh, boy, disappointed?

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I had the blues like Chasen's had chili.
I said to myself...

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"Evans, you forgot
Hollywood rule number one...

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Kill Homer Simpson."

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Hey, what's all the screaming?

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Some of us have grammar school
in the morning, you know.

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Maybe you should see a doctor, Homie.
A head doctor.

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I'm not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy!

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Aren't you, TV?

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The crisis? Charlie Bludorn's birthday.

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The solution? A snappy banner.

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Out comes the phone, in flies Bobby Towne

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and six drafts later,
I had myself a party.

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You see? Gibberish. All gibberish.

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So tell me,
are all you government inspectors

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so handsome and strapping?

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Well, we've got a solo flex down at HQ.

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Anyway, everything looks great, Mr. Burns.

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I can't find a single violation
or employee acting strangely.

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You got to hide me! Death is after me!

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And I don't entirely trust these cowboys.

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Is this man an employee?

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Oh, of course not. He's just...

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a harmless maniac here to remind us
of the precious gift of sanity.

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Oh, God, what's he doing?

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That's it, that's it. A mother can't die.

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And I'm a mother, see?

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- You hate your father, don't you?
- Sometimes.

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But the guy I really hate is your father.

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I shouldn't have brought that up.
I was just venting.

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Any-hoo, I think your fear
of death is causing your insomnia

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which is provoking your erratic behavior.

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Why isn't my baby gaining weight?

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- Because it's made of plastic.
- I see.

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What you need is a good, long rest.

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- I suggest Florida.
- Florida?

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But that's America's wang.

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They prefer "The sunshine state."

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Mom, Bart's sitting next to me.

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- Mom, Lisa's growing.
- Quiet, you two.

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You know your father's had a breakdown.

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My pockets hurt.

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OK, honey, we're almost to Palm Corners.

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There'll be nothing to do
but lie on the beach and relax.

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Spring break,
spring break, spring break...

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Oh, no. We came during spring break.

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Take them off the glass!

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Take them off the glass!

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This looks like a terrible place to relax.

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We're going to get you to a...

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Party! Woo-hoo!

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Hey, boys it's the wild weekend.

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We did it then and we'll do it again.

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We're having fun
and we just got started.

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This is terrible.

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The whole point of coming down here

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was for you to get some rest.

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- Show us your boobs!
- Not now.

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Well... enjoy your sightseeing.

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I promise I won't leave this bed.

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I trust you, honey.

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Sweet dreams.

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Uh... could you just shut off the...

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Party! Party! Party!

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Party! Party!

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Party?

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Now, this is living.

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Whoo! Sepulveda here doing a veejay thing

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for the most out-of-control
spring break ever!

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And since it's my birthday,
we'll party extra hard.

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No. Not yet. I'm only 25.

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What up, chew toys? Cienega here...

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tightening the hose clamps
for you bad girls.

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We got Kid Rock coming up
for all you mosh monkeys.

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Woo! I like music!

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Yo, yo, straight out of Detroit, y'all.

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It's the J-O-E to the C.

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Let's rock the party with Kid Rock.

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Oh, no. It's a lost child.

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Don't worry, folks... I'll tackle him.

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Yo, Rock, tell spring break
what your name is.

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My name is Ki...

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Kid Rock!

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Bawit daba, banana fana.

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Ooga chucka, fa with the falun gonga.

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Pa tee dana mana onga...

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And if you look to your left,

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you'll see another endless
stretch of stagnant water.

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Oh, well, look who turned out
to greet us, folks.

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It's our town's most famous
resident, Captain Jack.

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Look at the size of that gator.

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- Is he a man-eater?
- Only convicts and hobos.

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Do you have any hobo chunks
we could throw to him?

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Afraid not.

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Now, years ago, Captain Jack
helped build Palm Corners

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by dragging sticks and stones
from the swamps.

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Legend has it, he designed the town flag.

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Say hello, Captain Jack.

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Aww...

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Ah. He can crawl up
through my toilet any day.

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Thank you!

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It's the pimp of the nation.

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Kid Rock tearin' it up
at spring break, y'all.

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Now, what we'd like to do next
is bring it down for a minute.

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Bring on the rappin' granny!

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What?

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What? She's hilarious.

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You know, a lot of my homies
didn't make it to the party

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and we're gonna give props
to the fallen by pourin' a 40 on the curb.

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But this ain't no 40-ounce curb.

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So we're going to need 40 gallons, y'all.

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All for Homer.

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All for Homer.

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- What the...
- Hey, who's that fool?

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Yo, let's waste that biatch.

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"Biatch"? Moi?

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Son of a...

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We built this city on rock and roll.

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We'll give that punk a Joe C. Section.

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Let's do this thing.

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All right now, boys, that's enough.

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Kid Rock, that's not like you.

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And, Joe C., would your mama want you

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stretching out that sweatshirt like that?

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No, sir. Please don't tell Mama.

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They called you a pig, sheriff.

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Well, I don't care what they call me

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as long as they play "Fists of Rage."

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That's a good song.

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Oh, thank goodness. Where were you?

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Guess how many boobs I saw today, Marge.

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Fifteen.

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Ohh! I hope he didn't cause
too much trouble, sheriff.

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Oh, boys will be boys.

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I reckon he was just
blowing off a little steam.

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Doesn't he talk funny?

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My insomnia. It's gone.

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Check it out, Marge.

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I'm sane again.

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And I owe it all to...

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Spring break!

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Whoo!

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I'm an animal!

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Hey, where is everybody?

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Spring break is over.
It's time to get back to our studies.

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The world looks to us,
the college students, for leadership.

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Fine. Be nerds.

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I'll find some people who know
the true meaning of the words

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"par-tay."

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Louie Louie.

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Oh, no, we gotta go.

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We built this city.

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This kick-ass city.

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What kind of music built this city?

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Rock and roll.

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Dad, look out!

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Look out for what?

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- The giant gator.
- The giant...

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Oh, no.

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You killed Captain Jack.

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You in a heap of trouble, son.

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You'll have to catch me first.

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OK, I'll go quietly.

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Did you really have
to handcuff the children?

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No, ma'am, I did not.

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You seemed so understanding before.

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00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:20,508
What happened to "Boys will be boys"?

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You see, during spring break,

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the beer companies pay me
to look the other way.

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The rest of the year, I'm a real hard-ass.

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OK, sweet pea, you're next.

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Whoa, looks like we got
a teeny Houdini here.

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Well, don't you worry, darlin'.

246
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I got some baby cuffs in the station.

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Look. This is our chance.

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Let's go.

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You can't drive, Dad.
He's got your license.

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I'm going to try anyway.

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It worked. It's a miracle.

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Ah, dang it.

253
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Now, why does that only happen
when nobody's looking?

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- Pull over!
- There's no good place!

255
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:16,146
There's lots of good places.
What about over there?

256
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,940
No shade!

257
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:27,867
- Perfect.
- Homer, No. You'll kill us all.

258
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,118
Or die trying.

259
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,085
Dang!

260
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,634
Dad, what'll we do?

261
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,094
The only thing we can do.

262
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,388
Sit tight and try to get some sleep.

263
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,746
Hey, where's Dad?

264
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:19,335
- Rise and shine, everybody.
- You went to the snack car?

265
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,545
Yeah. But first, I talked to the engineer.

266
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:24,465
He said there's a procedure
for dealing with events of this nature.

267
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:36,101
Oh! OK, now,
am I the only one on fire?

268
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,185
Good.

269
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:43,651
This family has hit a new low.

270
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,486
We're on the run from the law.

271
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,905
Totally lost, no car, no money.

272
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,908
No clean clothes, and it's all your fault!

273
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,952
I love being married.

274
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,877
- A diner?
- It's perfect.

275
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,254
We can hide out here until the heat's off.

276
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,862
You took the signs out of the window?
That's pretty presumptuous.

277
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,449
How do you know I'm going to hire you?

278
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:17,643
Sorry. I just want
to be a broom boy so bad.

279
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,938
I like your attitude. You're hired.
How about you, missy?

280
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:23,315
- You want to be a mop girl?
- Not really. No.

281
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,234
I like your honesty. You're hired.

282
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,819
And you two haven't said a word.

283
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:28,570
I like that. You're hired.

284
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,239
- Woo-hoo!
- Hey, keep it down.

285
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,618
Y'all can stay in this trailer.

286
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,329
- Now, it ain't Buckingham palace...
- Ohh...

287
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:40,124
But I raised eight young 'uns,
three chill-uns and a baby here.

288
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,963
Oh, it's so cozy.

289
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:48,090
You're insincere. I like that.

290
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:57,057
- Can I top you off, hon?
- No, thanks.

291
00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:00,269
- More hash browns, sugar?
- No, I'm good.

292
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,230
This just in...

293
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:05,816
Authorities in Six-Toe County
are on the lookout

294
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:07,401
for a family of fugitives.

295
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,278
They're charged with Gatorcide...

296
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,739
...and defrauding an Amtrak snack bar.

297
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,490
Trouble with the law, huh?

298
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,492
Well, I'm not one to judge.

299
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:18,829
The way I see it,
we're all sinners, and...

300
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:25,127
Y'all just lie low here.
You'll be safe with ol' Velma.

301
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,503
- Stop that!
- But I was just...

302
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:27,880
- Scat!
- Going to try to...

303
00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:29,590
- Go on now! Just quit.
- Knock you out.

304
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:32,468
Jimmy crack corn and I don't care.

305
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,720
Jimmy crack corn and I'm not there.

306
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:38,223
We built this city on rock 'n' roll.

307
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:41,101
Something something day.

308
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,645
Wow! Look at all
the stars you can see here.

309
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,774
Those noxious gasses from the swamp
must magnify them.

310
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,400
I'm getting used to this country life.

311
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,486
Teacher says I'm whittling
at a tenth-grade level.

312
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,780
And y'all hardly ever bicker anymore.

313
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,448
Too hot to bicker, I reckon.

314
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,325
You know, killing that gator

315
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,202
was the best decision I ever made.

316
00:17:58,285 --> 00:17:59,745
- Got that right.
- Darn tootin'.

317
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:00,828
Boy, howdy.

318
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:03,248
Yep, this place is great.

319
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:07,211
Someday, when Lisa and Bart get married,
it'll all be theirs.

320
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:10,172
- Yuck!
- You mean, when they marry other people.

321
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,299
OK, but I ain't paying for two weddings.

322
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:19,431
Hey, wake up! We're moving.

323
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,352
You just relax.

324
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,937
I'll have you in jail by supper time.

325
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,105
You'd better.

326
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,065
Hey, you're stealing my trailer!

327
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:29,733
I like that.

328
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,903
Well, first up is.

329
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:35,823
The state of Florida
vs. The Simpson family.

330
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:39,868
Your honor, I'd like to represent myself.

331
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:42,538
Drunken hicks of the jury...

332
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,719
We'd be much better rock breakers

333
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,203
if we weren't all chained together.

334
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,598
No talking.

335
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:04,893
You know, you catch more flies
with honey than with vinegar.

336
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:08,230
Ow! I'm beginning to dislike
the man with the whip.

337
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,153
Afternoon, folks.
Got a new assignment for you.

338
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:17,531
The judge is having a little soiree
and he needs some help.

339
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:19,783
No listening.

340
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,201
You hear me?

341
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,162
Uh... No.

342
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:26,206
You just don't learn, do you?

343
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,306
Champagne, madam?

344
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:44,016
Ow! Son of a...

345
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:46,351
- And the gentleman?
- Damn it!

346
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,561
Simpson, we got a problem.

347
00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:49,188
The jazz pianist didn't show up.

348
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,731
Well, what am I supposed to do?

349
00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,282
OK, Bart, I'll sweet talk the sheriff

350
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,575
while you grab his keys.

351
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:02,701
What should I do?

352
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,411
Restock the possum bar.

353
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,038
- We're almost out of claws.
- Oh...

354
00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:07,831
My goodness!

355
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:11,210
What a lovely suit, Sheriff!
Is that Seersucker?

356
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:14,504
Nah. Not on a civil servant's
salary. It's Nearsucker.

357
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:17,674
Well, the fabric really brings
out the red in your neck.

358
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,259
Yep. It's coming along, huh?

359
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:22,023
You should see it in August
after the horseflies been getting at it.

360
00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:22,930
Hoo, man!

361
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:27,559
Dang, I wish I could, but in August
our chain gang has to dig for tar.

362
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:33,148
Well, now, I might could switch you to
dead animal pickup.

363
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,567
- Hey!
- Run!

364
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,747
Hey.

365
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:53,252
Nice try. I guess we just haven't been
whipping you enough.

366
00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:56,004
Sake's alive!

367
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,593
Our beloved Captain Jack
isn't dead after all!

368
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:06,306
Well, don't that beat all!

369
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,350
I guess you folks just stunned him.

370
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:11,853
That's what we've been trying to tell you.

371
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,106
Well, looks like you folks are free to go.

372
00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:16,650
But don't you set foot
in the state of Florida again.

373
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:19,194
Fine, there are plenty of other states

374
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,779
that are happy to have us.

375
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:27,577
Well, we're still welcome
in North Dakota and... Arizona.

376
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,538
Arizona smells funny.

377
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,792
North Dakota, here we come!

378
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,919
I've always wanted to see Mount Rushmore.

379
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,296
That's South Dakota.

380
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:02,738
Bawitdaba da bang a dang
diggy diggy diggy.

381
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:04,948
Said the boogie
said up jump the boogie.

382
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:07,993
Bawitdaba da bang a dang
diggy diggy diggy.

383
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:10,412
Said the boogie
said up jump the boogie.

384
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,914
Bawitdaba da bang a dang
diggy diggy diggy.

385
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,542
Said the boogie
said up jump the boogie.

386
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:18,545
Bawitdaba da bang a dang
diggy diggy diggy.

387
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:20,922
Said the boogie
said up jump the boogie.

388
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,924
Love.

389
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,718
And for the hate.

390
00:22:29,097 --> 00:22:31,099
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