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The Simpsons.

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Now, be careful

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with those video cameras, children.

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In order to buy them, the school board had

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to eliminate geography.

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This globe will never spin again.

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Now, class, I want you

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to be creative with your video projects.

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I don't want to see
30 Blair Witch knockoffs.

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Aww...

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Stop Hitting Yourself. Take one.

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Stop hitting yourself.
Stop hitting yourself.

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Stop hitting yourself.

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Tonight, on the Discovery Channel,

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Inside Lisa's Nose.

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What will we find? Boogers or Nazi gold?

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Bart, quit it.

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No way.

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Bart sleeps with Raggedy Andy.

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Cut. Cut. Cut.

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Otto, a red traffic light means what?

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Ooh! No time for brain teasers.

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Today's the day I ask my girlfriend

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to take a ride on the matrimony pony.

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Otto's got a girlfriend!

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Otto's got a girlfriend!

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That's right, I do.

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I... I know you do. Baby.

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Otto, since when
have you had a girlfriend?

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We met in the summer of love.

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Woodstock '99.

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- Quick! I need some water!
- Eight dollars.

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Huh, not in this lifetime.

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OK, this is it.

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Otto?

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Every rose has its thorn.

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Just like every cowboy.

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Sings his sad, sad song...

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Becky... you're my rose.

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Will you let me be your thorn?

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Oh, Otto, of course my answer is...

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Ooh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
This solo is kick-ass!

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Honey, could you turn it down?

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OK, but this better be worth it.

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Yes, I will marry you.

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Cool.

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Homer, look, we're invited
to Otto's wedding.

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Ooh, and such delicate tissue paper.

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Huh? Zigzag?

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No knife games on the kitchen table.

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I didn't hit your precious table.

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Ooh, we're "cordially invited,
this Saturday

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to join Otto and Becky
at 742 Evergreen Terrace."

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That's our address.

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I told Otto he could have
the wedding here.

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- Hope that's OK.
- You should have asked first, Bart.

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Weddings are hard work

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and cost thousands of dollars.

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Hey, it'll be easy. You've
still got most of the stuff

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from Apu's wedding back there.

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All right, Otto can get married here

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but, Homer, you have
to get rid of that elephant.

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Let's see. Candles, flowers,
place cards, rice...

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Oh, Mom, you're not supposed
to throw rice anymore.

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Birds eat it, their stomachs swell,
and they explode.

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Why am I just learning this now?

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Son, your mother and I
don't approve of this marriage

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as we've not approved
of any part of your life to date.

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Well, the important thing is you came.

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We're leaving.

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Drive safe!

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Always a bridesmaid.

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Only occasionally a bride.

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Lisa, it's time you learned
the truth about men.

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- They're pigs?
- The bitterness is strong in this one.

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So, any words for the bride and groom?

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Not now, Bart.

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I'm trying to urinate.

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You don't seem to be trying very hard.

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Dad, the bride and groom are supposed

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to cut the wedding cake.

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Oh, that's just superstition.

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Thank you.

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Oh, Becky, you look beautiful.

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I thought you might want
to see this bridal magazine.

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It's got 900 tips
for the perfect marriage.

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All "don'ts."

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Oh, we'll be fine.

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Otto's got a clean police record,

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and he doesn't do any needle drugs.

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Well, the real key, according to sexperts,

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is mutual interests.

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No prob. We like all the same things.

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Except...

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Don't tell Otto, but I'm not

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into heavy metal, and he loves it.

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He refers to our lovemaking
as the headbanger's ball.

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Oh, you can fix little defects
like that with gentle nagging.

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Make it part of the background
noise of your relationship.

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That's how I polished Homer
into the perfect... Homer!

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No! That's ice!

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And now...

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as for the matter of my honorarium.

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- What?
- You know, my emolument.

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Pay me. Three hundred dollars.

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Three hundred?
I could have gotten Rick Dees for that.

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You got Poison to play at our wedding?

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We're Cyanide, a loving tribute to Poison.

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We need a ride home!

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You expect me to walk down the aisle

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to a monster ballad?

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Let me talk to Otto.

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Oh, that's OK.

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I guess this is sort of...

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...our song.

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Well, it doesn't have to be.

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Otto's just going to have to decide

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what's more important,

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his heavy metal or you.

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Becky, what have I done here?

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I'm so sorry.

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In about 15 minutes,

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I'd take off that wedding dress

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or you're going to look crazy.

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Moe, can I give you
some shrimp for the road?

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Nah, I'll just take the ring pillow...

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and these, uh, seven presents I brung.

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Ah, you know what?
Cram some shrimp in, too.

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Head to tail. That way you can fit more.

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How about some sauce?

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Thanks.

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Becky, I know you must feel awful,

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but at least this didn't happen
after you were married.

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Yes, better now than when you're too old

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and fat to get another man.

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I feel so alone.

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What am I going to do?

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Hey, why don't you stay with us?

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Bart, remember that talk we had

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about you volunteering our house?

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Remember that talk we had

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about you not wrecking people's weddings?

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It's settled. The stranger stays with us.

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Yay!

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Cha-cha-cha-changes.

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Time to change the oi-I.

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Changes.

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Don't wanna be an oily man.

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A man innocently changes his oil when...

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a two-ton car comes crashing down.

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But it won't change oil...

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Crashing down.

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Who'd have thought you could hold up a car

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with a wicker basket?

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Now, Lisa's going through this phase

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where she doesn't eat any meat.

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So, I usually sneak a little

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meat juice into her vegetables.

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Wow, you're a real life Martha Stewart.

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I mean, without the evil.

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May I?

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Mmm! Yummers.

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Nobody's ever called
my gravy yummers before!

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Mmm! You know what would be
really nuts? A little rosemary.

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Ooh, ooh! I've always wanted
to use rosemary in something.

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Mmm! Mom, this gravy

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tastes better than God's sweat.

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Thanks to our own spice girl, Becky.

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Well, Mom, you really brought out

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the mung in these beans.

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Actually, that was Becky, too.

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What are these things
in the mashed potatoes?

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That's the skins. I left them on.

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Well, nobody's perfect.
Let me just pick those out.

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No! Oh, Becky.

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Your potatoes are the best I've ever had.

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Oh, God.

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Hey! Hey! Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah!

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- Hey! Hah! Hah!
- Stop kicking my baby!

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Ah, it's cool. We're just
putting some Jackie Chan moves

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into Bart's video project.

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Yeah, Mom, I need something great.

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Milhouse has footage of himself
falling down the stairs.

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Well, no kicking. It's too dangerous.

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Marge, chill out! I have great control.

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See? Hah! Hah!

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That's very impressive,
but I still don't...

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Stop that!

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Hey! Hey!

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Well, hello!

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We're jamming, Mom.

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She's painting my music,

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and I'm playing to her painting.

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Isn't it wonderful to have

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a hip female influence in the house?

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Yes. Well, I guess I'll go roll socks.

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It's not hip, but it has to be done.

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Actually, you could just
tie them at the ends.

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That way, the elastic doesn't wear out.

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Yes, I hate when things get worn out.

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Mmm. Socks, welcomes...

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She's so helpful, and everyone loves her.

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And well, this may sound crazy,

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but I think my family
likes Becky more than me.

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- I wouldn't worry about that.
- Really?

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Yeah, you're going to be dead
in a week, anyway.

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Dead in a week?
What are you talking about?

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Look, honey, never let an attractive woman
into your house.

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All they ever do is usurp your family

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and then kill you.

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Like that documentary,

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The Hand That Rocks the Cradle.

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That was a movie.

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Look, all we know

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is she's going to shoot you

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or stab you or boil you.

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Or club you with an antique wooden doll.

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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that was a good one.

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Oh, but first, she's going
to seduce your husband.

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Becky's going to seduce Homer?

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- Ugh...
- Ugh...

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It's an act of violence, not love.

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Oh, I'm sorry, did I wake you?

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I wanted to return your hair dryer.

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Oh, and here's your brush.

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You just enjoy
your grocery shopping, Marge.

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And if you pick up some Semolina,

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I can make couscous for Lisa.

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Ah! It's my favorite!

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- It is?
- Oh, yeah.

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You can learn a lot from your kids

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if you just listen to them.

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Be right back.

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Take your time!

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Why do I always think
of the perfect thing to say

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when it's too late?

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Shut up, Becky!

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Oh, that would have been sweet.

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No?

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The brakes cut light!

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It's red!

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Wow. Tough glass.

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I still say ours is bigger.

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Our speed bumps are stronger, too.

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I don't know, Simpson.

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How do I know you didn't cut
your own brakes?

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Why would I do that?

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I don't know, get some attention

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from a handsome police officer?

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That's crazy!

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Look, I know I don't have any proof,

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but this woman is trying to kill me.

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Ah, fine.

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Let me tell you what I tell everybody

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who comes in here.

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The law is powerless to help you.

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Do I have to be dead
before you'll help me?

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Well, not dead, dying.

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No, no, no, don't walk away.

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Wait, how about this,
just show me the knife.

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In your back. Not too deep,

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but it should be able to stand by itself.

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Come on, Becky, tell us your big news.

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Well, I wanted to wait
for your mother, but OK.

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I found an apartment, and I'm moving out.

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- Oh, no!
- Oh!

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Becky, I think I speak
for all of us when I say...

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when's the ice cream going to get here?

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And god said gather ye

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two of every flavor,

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anoint them with 62 sauces,

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whipped cream, and nuts,

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and ye shall call it.

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"The Ark."

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- Homer!
- Relax, he's gorging.

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OK, maybe not.

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We've got to save him!

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Usurper! Usurper!

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Usurper!

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Don't mess with me. I've got jimmies!

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I can only see a horrible rainbow.

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Shut up, Becky!

283
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:19,418
There. I finally said it.

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Drop the cone, sugar.

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Hmm. Whoopsie.

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Take her away, boys.

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00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,227
I thought you said the law was powerless.

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Powerless to help you, not punish you.

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00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,440
Mmm. Earned my treat.

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This isn't over, Becky.

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I know where you live.

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My house!

293
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:55,079
Poor Maggie. How many insanity hearings

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have you been to
in your short little life?

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Mrs. Simpson, before we begin,

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I just want to assure you
that this is not a trial.

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All right, it's a trial.

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- Yes!
- Yes!

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00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,258
Now, Marge, according to this,

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you recently went berserk
in an ice cream parlor.

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Yes.

302
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,640
And, Marge, did you ever have

303
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:17,267
an unhealthy fixation on Ringo Starr?

304
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,979
It was healthy. He reciprocated.

305
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:22,064
He reciprocated!

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00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,525
Please...

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00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:27,069
- Please...
- Excuse me, what are you doing?

308
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:31,365
Oh, I was just praying to God
that you'll find me sane.

309
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:36,078
I see. And this "God,"
is he in this room right now?

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00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,539
Oh, yes, he's kind of everywhere.

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Marge Simpson, you give us no choice

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but to declare you utterly...

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I'm not insane!

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You didn't let me finish.

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Insane!

316
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:01,770
I'm not insane.

317
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,606
Run, Marge! Run!

318
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,400
Pump those crazy legs!

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Police say escaped
mental patient Marge Simpson

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could be anywhere,

321
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,158
even here at Juggernauts,

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where it's wet t-shirt month.

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00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,496
But for now, this reporter prays

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that "Mad Marge" can be captured

325
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before she kills again.

326
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:26,253
Kills again? She hasn't killed once.

327
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,380
Shouldn't we be out there
trying to find her?

328
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:31,216
Don't worry, she'll show up here
sooner or later

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00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,843
to finish off Becky.

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00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,678
Then we'll have Mommy back.

331
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,674
Come back! Those are prescription pants.

332
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,760
Now, Ralphie, what are you going to do

333
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:16,095
if you see Mrs. Simpson?

334
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,055
Freeze, you crazy mommy!

335
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:21,809
Attaboy, but you got
to aim a little higher.

336
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,977
There you go. That's a kill shot.

337
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,313
Now, we've got a special guest.

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00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:29,066
She just flew in from the cuckoo's nest

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00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:31,568
and boy, is she crazy.

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00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,029
Crazy Marge Simpson!

341
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,948
Look at that.

342
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,574
Hello, Krusty.

343
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,619
Oh, that's funny.

344
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,246
So, Marge,

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00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:45,124
who's your favorite
Native American warrior?

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00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:48,252
Crazy Horse, Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

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00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,546
No, no, no...

348
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,381
All right, all right. Stop it.

349
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:53,841
Oh, this bit's dying.

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00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,759
Let's go to the Mad Marge dancers.

351
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:04,143
- Too soon.
- Oh, I really miss Mom.

352
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:07,229
The kids are saying if you say
"Bloody Margie" five times,

353
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,815
she'll appear, but then
she gouges your eyes out.

354
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,276
I hear she mates with men, then eats them.

355
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,946
I'm sure if Marge were here and not crazy,

356
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:18,157
she'd be telling you two
to do your homework

357
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,867
and you to finish washing the dog.

358
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:29,293
Now, let's find out
who this Becky really is.

359
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:42,931
I really should read the whole headline

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00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,224
before I react.

361
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,146
Oh, my, I've been so unfair to Becky.

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00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:50,814
Maybe I am insane.

363
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,900
I mean, I am talking to myself.

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00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:56,820
You are? Oh, I thought I'd made a friend.

365
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:04,036
Becky, I want to apologize to you...

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00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,412
Usurper!

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00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,925
- Why you little...
- Cut! Cut!

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00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,343
Mom, it's great to have you back,

369
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:20,802
but you walked right into my shot.

370
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,679
"Shot"? What... what are you...

371
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,431
I hope we didn't scare you, Marge.

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00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:27,142
Bart's just filming a music
video for his class project.

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00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,228
And I'm directing the "making of" video.

374
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:31,939
Well, then, I guess there's

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00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,524
a reasonable explanation for everything,

376
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:37,861
except you cutting my brakes.

377
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,697
Oh, about that.
Uh, when I changed your oil,

378
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,282
I may have drained your brake fluid.

379
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,826
I didn't say anything because
I thought you'd be mad.

380
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,787
Oh, boy, my bad.

381
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,581
Becky, I'm so sorry I accused you

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00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,875
of trying to kill me and steal my family.

383
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,669
Hey, no biggie.

384
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,629
I was trying to steal your family.

385
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:57,714
I even thought of
a good place to bury you.

386
00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,817
But then I didn't have a shovel
so I went to the hardware store

387
00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:01,110
and they have six different kinds,

388
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:02,803
and I was, like, "later."

389
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:04,846
Well, that's a relief, too,

390
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,682
knowing I'm not crazy.

391
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:09,268
So, I guess everything
really worked out for the...

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00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,520
Mom!

393
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,773
- You monsters! You killed her!
- No, they didn't.

394
00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:16,233
Good lord!

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00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:18,068
We put enough tranquilizers in there

396
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:19,736
to take down Jonathan Winters.

397
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:23,699
Oh, I've got too much to do
to take a nap right now.

398
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,993
Lisa, get Maggie out of that cage.

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00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:27,995
And, Homer, since you're dressed for it,

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00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,871
I got some "S&M" for ya,

401
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,915
scrubbing and mopping.

402
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:37,838
Thank you.

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00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:31,558
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