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Hey, who cut out Beetle Bailey?

2
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I need my Miss Buxley fix.

3
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I don't like you ogling her.

4
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Why don't you read Cathy?

5
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She's hilarious.

6
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Ah, too much baggage.

7
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Ooh, my horoscope.

8
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"Taurus: Today you will die."

9
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What?

10
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"And you may get a compliment

11
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from an attractive coworker."

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Lenny?

13
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It really says "die"?

14
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That sounds unusually
specific for a horoscope.

15
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Mmm, maybe I better check mine.

16
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"Today your husband will die."

17
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Homer, I'm scared.

18
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Ooh, scary newspaper.

19
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Don't hurt me, horoscope.

20
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I'm afraid... Ow! Oh!

21
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Paper cut! Paper cut!

22
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Missed me!

23
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Stupid horoscope.

24
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Ha-ha-ha... Stupid horoscope.

25
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Clupid bloropope.

26
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Homer, if I may compliment you...

27
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Yes, go on.

28
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That is one handsome rattlesnake.

29
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You got biting your arm there.

30
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Yeah, that's quite fetching.

31
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But, uh, aren't you worried

32
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about the deadliness?

33
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No, he'll get tired of biting

34
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in an hour or so.

35
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Snakes, nature's quitters.

36
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That horoscope was baloney.

37
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Nothing happened except
for the pickax in my head,

38
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the rattlesnake bite
and the testicle thing.

39
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What's for dessert?

40
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No dessert until you eat

41
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your broccoli.

42
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Oh... fine.

43
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Mm, another broccoli-related death.

44
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But I thought broccoli was...

45
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Oh, yes, one of the deadliest

46
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plants on earth. Why,

47
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it tries to warn you itself

48
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with its terrible taste.

49
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Sure is easy when
they're stiff like this...

50
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and very sad.

51
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St. Peter.

52
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Whoo-hoo!

53
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Got to heaven before you, Flanders!

54
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I wouldn't celebrate so soon, Mr. Simpson.

55
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I don't see a single good deed
next to your name.

56
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Well, the thing about that is...

57
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Homer, settle down.

58
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I'll give you a chance to get into heaven.

59
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You have 24 hours to go back

60
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and do one good deed.

61
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I'm sorry, I didn't get the
number of hours or good deeds.

62
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Oh, Homie, I still can't believe

63
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a piece of broccoli killed you.

64
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What the hell was I thinking?

65
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I tried the broccoli again.

66
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Uh. You have 23 hours left.

67
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Marge Simpson...

68
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Homer, it's you!

69
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I thought I'd never see you again.

70
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You were wrong.

71
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Dead wrong!

72
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Do you have to talk like that?

73
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No, not really.

74
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Marge, you got to help me.

75
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I have to do one good deed

76
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to get into heaven.

77
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Well, I've got a whole list of chores.

78
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"Clean the garage,

79
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paint the house, grout the... ".

80
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

81
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I'm just trying to get in.

82
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I'm not running for Jesus.

83
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OK, good deed. Good deed.

84
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Hello.

85
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Hey, a chance for a good deed.

86
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No, she's mine!

87
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Oh, my Lord...

88
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Wh-what's happening to me?

89
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People can see up my bustle.

90
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Hey, stop squirming.

91
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Uh... I'm pretty sure

92
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she was going to be the next Hitler.

93
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Hello? Good deed done.

94
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Let's see... Good deed.

95
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Got to find a good deed.

96
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Bingo!

97
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Your daddy's dead.

98
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Mine's just in jail.

99
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Nelson...

100
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Huh? Who said that?

101
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I am the ghost of...

102
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Gotcha.

103
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Bart, help!

104
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Just one minute left to get into heaven.

105
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There's got to be some good deed I can do.

106
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Come on. Think. Think!

107
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My baby!

108
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Stop that crying.

109
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Man, you're annoying.

110
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Oh, it's a miracle!

111
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Thank heavens.

112
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Whoo-hoo!

113
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Did you see that?

114
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I did the deed! Open up!

115
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Oh, I'm so sorry.

116
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I wasn't looking.

117
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Hey, I thought you guys
could see everything.

118
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No, you're thinking of Santa Claus.

119
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Well, I'll be damned.

120
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I'm afraid so, yes.

121
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I am Homer Simpson.

122
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Silence, sinner!

123
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Prepare for an eternity

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of horrible pain!

125
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Oh, be quiet.

126
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You'll wake up John Wayne.

127
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I'm already up.

128
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Son, I don't like you watching that fire.

129
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It's too violent.

130
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You're missing the best part, sister.

131
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Forget that stupid book.

132
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But these fairy tales take me away

133
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from the harsh reality of peasant life.

134
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Aw, it's not so bad.

135
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Oh, I just got over the plague.

136
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Hello, wife.

137
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Hello, children.

138
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Who's up for a merry jig?

139
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Do-de-do, do-de-do...

140
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Oh, who am I kidding?

141
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I'm not merry.

142
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I lost my job as an oaf today.

143
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What?

144
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Oh, why are the oafs

145
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always the first to go?

146
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Maybe you could be a dunce, father.

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- Really?
- Hey!

148
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What do you think?

149
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Do you love it?

150
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Oh, I'm no dunce.

151
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I was born an oaf and I'll die an oaf.

152
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But, husband, without
your weekly pittance,

153
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how shall we feed our children?

154
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Don't worry.

155
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No child will ever starve in my home.

156
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So long kids.

157
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Enjoy your new home!

158
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Say hi to your other brother and sister.

159
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Other brother and sister?

160
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Face it, they're not great parents.

161
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No! That bridge has a troll under it.

162
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Everything in this forest is
from a fairy tale.

163
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And this book can keep us one step ahead.

164
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Ah Jeez, I came on too strong again.

165
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Oh, I'm so desperately lonely.

166
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Hello!

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Lost lovable orphans!

168
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Hmm, bowls of porridge.

169
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Oh, this seems somehow familiar.

170
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Let's see.

171
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Oh, whoa, too hot.

172
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Oh, too cold.

173
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Well, this doesn't take a genius.

174
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We're in the Three Bears' house!

175
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That was close.

176
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I wonder where Goldilocks was?

177
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Oh, that bed was just right.

178
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Oh, no!

179
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Boy, dumping your kids in the forest

180
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sure gets your hands dusty.

181
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What?

182
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You threw our precious babies

183
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into the woods?

184
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We could have sold them.

185
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Go back and get them.

186
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Here's a better idea.

187
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I know how we can replace those children.

188
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Son!

189
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Daughter!

190
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I'm ever so sorry!

191
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Brave sir knight, I pray you!

192
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Climb up and rescue me!

193
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,893
Ow! No, wait!

194
00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:03,978
Wait!

195
00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,697
Wow, a house made of gingerbread.

196
00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:17,783
Come on in, my darlings.

197
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,869
The best candies are inside.

198
00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,787
Wait. Let me check the book.

199
00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:25,458
Aw, she seems nice.

200
00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:26,893
I'm going to go with my gut and trust her.

201
00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,044
You're probably right.

202
00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:35,217
Sweep faster. It's almost time
for your beating.

203
00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:38,387
Oh, this is horrible.

204
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,680
Horribly delicious.

205
00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,600
You know, she's only fattening you up

206
00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:43,809
so she can eat you.

207
00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,053
Ah, what are you going to do?

208
00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:49,649
Well, at least stop basting yourself.

209
00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,567
Stop your chattering and sweep!

210
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,527
- This house is filthy.
- So what do you care?

211
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:54,755
It's not like you have friends.

212
00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,238
I have a boyfriend.

213
00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:57,657
- Yeah, right.
- Sure.

214
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What? I do!

215
00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,660
Oh, yeah? What's his name?

216
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,370
Uh, George...

217
00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:04,245
Cauldron.

218
00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:06,040
George Cauldron?

219
00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:08,668
Maybe he can fix me up with Ed Ladle.

220
00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:11,629
That's it!

221
00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:12,588
Into the oven with you!

222
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,006
No!

223
00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:16,258
Oh, no!

224
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,802
What?

225
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:21,639
Mmm, sugar walls.

226
00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:23,974
Father, I knew you'd rescue us!

227
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:26,769
Hmm. Rescue you, stuff myself with candy,
it's all good.

228
00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:31,273
Oh, that's a load-bearing candy cane!

229
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,608
You clumsy oaf!

230
00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:48,999
That all you got?

231
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,172
Hmm, fish.

232
00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:57,049
Oh, no, that's me! Agh!

233
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,253
Come on. Get me out of here!

234
00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:01,762
Just a minute!

235
00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:08,102
Oh, god, no!

236
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:09,729
Let me out!

237
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,856
I couldn't be in more pain!

238
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,406
Er, hello, I'm George Cauldron.

239
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:21,949
Is Suzanne ready yet?

240
00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:23,909
Almost, just give her another 20 minutes.

241
00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:28,080
But the concert's at 8:00.

242
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,543
Well, we're still poor

243
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:33,919
but thanks to your father,

244
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,546
we'll never go hungry.

245
00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:37,548
Speaking of which, how about seconds?

246
00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:38,631
Coming up.

247
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,240
Let's give Snorky a big hand.

248
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,701
Whoo! Yay, Snorky!

249
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,537
Now, we're going to need a
volunteer to frolic with Snorky

250
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,181
so raise your hand if you want to be...

251
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:18,881
Oh, Snorky.

252
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,133
Folks, we're heating up
the lobster tank

253
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,218
so hurry on over

254
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,511
if you want to pet 'em

255
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:24,637
before you eat 'em.

256
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,516
It's OK. They're gone now.

257
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:29,517
You can...

258
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,810
Hey, where you going?

259
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,986
Oh. You want to be with your friends.

260
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:54,625
It's getting away.

261
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:55,751
Kill it!

262
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:57,503
Go on.

263
00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:58,963
Swim to freedom. Go!

264
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:15,896
Ew, yech!

265
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:49,930
Mmm. Alcohol and night swimming.

266
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,432
It's a winning combination.

267
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,105
Uh-oh. Sharks.

268
00:14:58,188 --> 00:14:59,690
The assassins of the sea.

269
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,318
Ooh. Hey, you're not sharks.

270
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,569
You're dolphins.

271
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:05,237
The clowns of the sea.

272
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,033
Hey, what's the gag?

273
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,503
Hmm. Bottlenose bruises.

274
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:22,630
Blowhole burns.

275
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,088
Flipper prints.

276
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:26,300
This looks like the work of rowdy teens.

277
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:27,551
Lou, cancel the prom.

278
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,973
Yarrgh. It begins.

279
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,850
The dolphins are upon us

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and only this old sea dog

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knows how to stop the... Yarrgh!

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Ar. Arr!

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Two krusty shakes,
a doughnut burger with cheese

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and a party-size bucket of flan.

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Yes, I will have fries with that.

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Huh. Anything to get out of work.

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Our top story... killer dolphins.

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Kill dolphins?

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The recent wave of murders...

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Um... Di... Did I say "killer dolphins"?

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I meant killer... Italians.

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Great, bottlenose, intelligent Italians.

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Intelligent Italians?

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Something's wrong.

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It's dolphins.

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We have to stop them.

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If we speak in low-frequency voices

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I don't think they can...

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Those dolphins seem bent on mayhem.

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We've got to warn grampa.

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Hmm. Phone's off the hook.

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Everything must be OK.

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Oh, I'm going to give
your liver such a punching!

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People, please.

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We're all frightened and horny,

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but we can't let some killer dolphins

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keep us from living and scoring.

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Willie, must you do that now?

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Ugh. You want streaks?

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'Cause if you interrupt me,
that's what you'll get.

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Och.

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It's approaching the podium.

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Surely it cannot speak.

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Snorky... talk...

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man...

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I'm sorry, let me start over.

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Eons ago, dolphins lived on the land.

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What did he say?

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He said dolphins used

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to live on the land.

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What?

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Then your ancestors

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drove us into the sea

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where we've suffered
for millions of years.

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But you seemed so happy in the ocean.

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All that playful leaping.

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We were trying to get out.

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It's cold, it's wet.

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Every morning I wake up phlegmy.

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That's all that sewage we keep dumping.

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That was you?

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It was her all right.

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Take the one who wronged you.

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I, King Snorky, hereby banish
all humans to the sea.

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Yeah!

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Pushy dolphins.

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I-I tuned out. W-where we going?

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Wait. Stop.

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We can outsmart those dolphins.

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Don't forget, we invented computers,

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leg-warmers, bendy straws,
peel-and-eat shrimp,

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the glory hole, and the pudding cup.

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I'm not going to let a few
hoop-jumping tuna-munchers

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push me around!

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Jeez, so many dolphins.

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Oh, no, you poor thing...

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Here... Ow!

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- Son of a...
- Hey, leave my daughter alone.

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Come on, humans.

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We've wiped out entire species before,

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we can do it again!

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Yeah!

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Get 'em!

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Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh! Help!

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Ooh! If I could just...

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Ooh! This is really not... Ooh!

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You're hurting my... Ooh!

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Come on, lads!

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Let's drive 'em back to the ocean!

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Well, you got to hand it
to those dolphins.

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They just wanted it more.

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I kind of wish I hadn't
freed their leader.

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And, you know... doomed mankind.

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Oh, honey, I wouldn't say "doomed."

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It's going to be
an adjustment, no question.

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But... Ugh...

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Can you believe it, Kodos?

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They left us out of the Halloween show.

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Are you sure the space phone is working?

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Hang up.

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They could be trying to call right now.

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I knew we should have sent
them a muffin basket.

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Kang and Kodos productions.

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Uh-huh. Yes.

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Just a second.

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Do we want to do a commercial

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for something called "Old Navy"?

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Mmm, work is work.

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