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When is our food going to get here?

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I'm starved!

3
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I'm so bored, I figured out where 
there wallpaper pattern repeats.

4
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See, it goes ship's wheel, 
popeye tattoo, gilligan hat,

5
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fish with boobs and back to ship's wheel.

6
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What about this swordfish?

7
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My life's work ruined!

8
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Yar, sorry about the delay.

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The chef is having a bit of a 
problem with tonight's special.

10
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Meanwhile, I can send a busboy out 
to get you something from a better

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restaurant.

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Red lobster?

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Not that good.

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Until then, perhaps an old sea 
yarn might pass the time.

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Too bad I don't know any.

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I know one about the most important 
sea voyage in american history:

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The journey of the mayflower.

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Yes, the ship that brought 
prostitutes to America.

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Not prostitutes, protestants.

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Now who's being naive?

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The year was 1620.

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Hurry, my little puritans.

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We must flee England and its 
insufficiently puritanical ways.

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Do you have your shipboard entertainments?

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I've got my toy wood lump.

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what jolly fun.

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Finally, we shall bid good-bye to England

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and its drunken, decadent sinners.

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Out of my way, you god-fearing buckleheads!

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Hide me!

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Please, you got to help me.

32
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If they find me, they'll kill me.

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Has anyone seen this knave?

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He's wanted for daring to 
question why we call this

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the jacobean era when the king's 
name is James and not Jacob.

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Oh, lord, I beseech you...

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Mother, we must protect him.

38
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Look, he's praying.

39
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Oh, lord, please let the soldiers 
kill this family instead of me.

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Noble sir, you may accompany us to 
America in my late husband's clothing.

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And I will make thee a hat from construction paper.

42
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So thou art a widow?

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Then the codpiece holds no terrors for thee.

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Good sir, I do not approve of your fleshly gaze.

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Baby.

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Good-bye!

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Don't come back!

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What kind of a booze cruise is this?

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Where's the hooch?

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We puritans have no place for drunkenness...

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or colorful clothes or dreaming or poetry.

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So if you write a sonnet, 
keep it under your bonnet.

53
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Oh, no! That was a poem!

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Forgive me, lord!

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Then pour a little salt in the wounds.

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And I'm good.

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I see you met our devout 
leader Ned Flandish.

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Stupid Flandish.

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Listen, since all the other 
fun stuff is out of bounds,

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how about a little bible-thumping in the crow's nest?

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What do you say, miss...?

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Constance Prudence Chastity Goodfaith.

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My friends call me Marge.

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Marge Obedience Temperance Sexwon't.

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Back off, newbie!

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We're engaged.

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I didn't kill her husband just so...

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I mean, I-I didn't kill her husband.

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We're not engaged.

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It's really more of an amiable concordance.

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Such language from a woman.

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Oh, no! I just thought of you as a woman!

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Lord, we thank you for the 
many ways you show your love:

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The sun which bakes our 
lips to the point of bleeding

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and your hilarious idea to surround us with water

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that would kill us if we drank it.

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Now I got to warn you.

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Even for this day and age, 
I'm considered a bad husband.

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She's going to marry him 'cause he 
wears boots instead of blackening his

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feet.

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Well, I'm sure the way to win 
her heart is to be fat and crying.

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Why, thee little...!

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Don't stop.

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You're choking him just the way his father used to.

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Good times.

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Perhaps thou wouldst make a good father.

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May I escort you to the railing?

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My god. Look at that hand-on-hand action.

89
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If I don't do something, soon 
they'll be exchanging pleasantries.

90
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Yes, the weather is fair.

91
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Man! That guy sends my humors 
from sanguine to bilious!

92
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That's how we talk. Weird?

93
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Time to think of a plan most sneaky.

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Anyways, I just wanted to let 
you know that I'm throwing

95
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a little party tonight to celebrate 
that only half of us have died so far.

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Beer? I thought you guys 
didn't drink on the gayflower?

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Stop calling it that!

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Whatever.

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I was saving this booze to mess up the indians,

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but seeing what good pals we are, 
I wanted to give you a taste.

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Say, I know a good drinking game.

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Take a sip every time a wave hits the ship.

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You're good at this.

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Lord, thank you for this generous 
rain and abundant lightning.

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Obviously, kissing your 
ass is getting me nowhere.

106
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This storm's blowing us off course.

107
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And where's our crew?

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I'll show you where they are.

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You don't want to miss this, Marge.

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Sin, sin, sin!

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Horseplay? Roughhousing?

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Horsehousing?

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And here's the knave what's responsible.

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That's all I needed to hear.

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Homer, I can't believe I was 
thinking of letting you

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touch my elbow through a cloth.

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But, baby, a man has needs.

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Our captain's be-head-bumped.

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I guess we'll never make it to the new world.

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When we landed I was going to 
denounce my sister as a witch.

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I keep telling you the ability to add

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two-digit numbers is not witchcraft.

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31 + 43?

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74.

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Witch, witch, witch!

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People, this is madness!

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We can burn the witch later.

128
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Right now I've got to save this ship.

129
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I've been driving drunk since I was 12.

130
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But first, who's going to help me pee?

131
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They're looking at me 'cause 
I have the key to the stocks.

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Don't worry, Marge.

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I'll see to it you fundamentalist 
christians live

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to take over all America 
by the 21st century.

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Look!

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An albatross.

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It can lead us to safety.

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Man, that bird did it all.

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Good guy.

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I just thought of a name 
for where we're going.

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New England.

142
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That's real creative.

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What do you call your foot, "new hand"?

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At least I'm pitching.

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Land ho!

146
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What did you call me?

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Great chief Wig-Gum, 
we could never have survived

148
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our first year in the 
new world without you.

149
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I, almost regret what we 
europeans are going to do to you.

150
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What, what are you going to do?

151
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Give you the biggest slice of pumpkin pie.

152
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Also we're going to take 
your land and wipe you out.

153
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Who wants whipped topping?

154
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Here's your bill.

155
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And will there be anything else?

156
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We haven't gotten our food yet.

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I'll look into it.

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What the...?!

159
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Who else has a story?

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I do.

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Homer, you can tell the third story.

162
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Bart will tell the second, 
which is usually the weakest.

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I'm just trying to take 
the pressure off of you.

164
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Well, one time I read this 
boring comic book

165
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about a ship called the bounty.

166
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Like the paper towels.

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Go on.

168
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Captain Bligh, there's a message 
from admiral Nelson.

169
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Thank you, Mr. Christian.

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"Bligh... eats... dolphin... boogers."

171
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When you eat as much dolphin as I do

172
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there's bound to be a booger or two in the mix.

173
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Good morning, crew.

174
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Welcome to day 718 of our voyage.

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Today's announcements:

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First of all, in an effort to save water,

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you will no longer be given any water.

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And because of a drawing of myself 
having romantic congress with a merman...

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I am dumping all your mail from home into the sea.

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And I can assure you there were cookies in there.

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Good cookies.

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The kind only a loving mother 
or Milhouse's father could make.

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My father's alive?

184
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No, he died while baking.

185
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It's all in the letter.

186
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I'm getting pretty tired of that seawad.

187
00:10:01,622 --> 00:10:04,037
This is nothing like the recruiting brochure.

188
00:10:06,012 --> 00:10:08,196
Maybe that's what happens on the last day.

189
00:10:09,633 --> 00:10:11,147
I warn you, captain:

190
00:10:11,401 --> 00:10:15,165
Push this crew too far and there'll be mutiny.

191
00:10:15,223 --> 00:10:17,067
Mutiny? On the bounty?

192
00:10:18,362 --> 00:10:19,407
What have you been smoking?

193
00:10:19,481 --> 00:10:20,055
Opium.

194
00:10:20,103 --> 00:10:20,907
Besides that?

195
00:10:29,011 --> 00:10:31,168
Welcome to our tropical paradise.

196
00:10:31,223 --> 00:10:34,517
Enjoy our luaus, our lagoons, and our ladies.

197
00:10:34,582 --> 00:10:38,897
And remember: What happens in 
Tahiti stays in Tahiti.

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Because we have no way of 
communicating with the outside world.

199
00:10:42,961 --> 00:10:46,575
Tell me, has Robert Fulton 
invented the steamboat yet?

200
00:10:46,633 --> 00:10:47,847
Any day now.

201
00:11:01,011 --> 00:11:04,626
When you're on a holiday

202
00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:09,098
you can't find the words to say...

203
00:11:09,692 --> 00:11:11,691
I'm telling you, I don't look like that.

204
00:11:11,691 --> 00:11:12,566
Make another.

205
00:11:13,462 --> 00:11:13,723
Yes, lord ugly-face.

206
00:11:13,723 --> 00:11:18,622
...And I want to feel it too 
on an island in the sun...

207
00:11:18,622 --> 00:11:20,836
don't just sit there, help me!

208
00:11:21,831 --> 00:11:22,866
We'll be playing...

209
00:11:24,511 --> 00:11:25,607
Thanks for staying with us.

210
00:11:25,711 --> 00:11:28,207
We appreciate you putting 
cloth over our women's' boobies.

211
00:11:28,263 --> 00:11:30,292
You'll receive an updated bill after you leave.

212
00:11:30,292 --> 00:11:30,827
Bye-bye.

213
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:35,066
I wish we were back on Tahiti.

214
00:11:35,230 --> 00:11:37,705
Why, yes, it was truly 
an unforgettable vacation.

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00:11:37,981 --> 00:11:38,958
I order you to forget it.

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00:11:41,582 --> 00:11:43,876
And while you're working, 
I want to hear a sea chantey...

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00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:45,326
in a round.

218
00:11:45,602 --> 00:11:50,336
row, row, row your boat 
gently down the stream

219
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,487
Rounder! I hear edges!

220
00:11:52,501 --> 00:11:54,977
Row, row, row your boat 
gently down the stream.

221
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:56,496
you're off-key.

222
00:11:58,430 --> 00:11:59,557
Make that song your own.

223
00:12:00,711 --> 00:12:03,398
You don't sound like you've ever 
been on a boat in your life.

224
00:12:05,862 --> 00:12:06,318
what the...?

225
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,738
Captain, this is a mutiny.

226
00:12:10,951 --> 00:12:12,835
Let's not be hasty there.

227
00:12:12,913 --> 00:12:15,006
What if I introduce a suggestion box?

228
00:12:15,032 --> 00:12:16,697
We have a suggestion box.

229
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,656
You made it from the head of the 
last guy who had a suggestion.

230
00:12:21,953 --> 00:12:23,308
Yeah, but... I... I...

231
00:12:25,142 --> 00:12:27,508
I warned you there'd be mutiny.

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00:12:27,803 --> 00:12:29,286
Just start rowing, Willie.

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00:12:29,532 --> 00:12:30,997
And sing a round while you do.

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00:12:31,703 --> 00:12:35,080
Row, row, row your boat gently

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00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:40,110
row, row, merrily, merrily, 
bound the down gently down the...

236
00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:41,627
merrily down the...

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00:12:41,752 --> 00:12:43,146
I cannot do it!

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00:12:43,182 --> 00:12:44,548
I'm only one man.

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00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,425
You'll sing or you'll mutiny.

240
00:12:46,521 --> 00:12:49,636
And you're too much of a 
spineless coward for that.

241
00:12:52,580 --> 00:12:54,486
Swim faster or I'll have you made into soup.

242
00:12:55,183 --> 00:12:57,205
What are you going to do, go underwater?

243
00:12:57,843 --> 00:12:59,067
I'd like to see that.

244
00:13:01,933 --> 00:13:03,338
You call this deep?

245
00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:08,945
This is your new captain saying, 
"next stop: Tahiti."

246
00:13:11,293 --> 00:13:12,951
And we're going to remove all evidence of

247
00:13:12,951 --> 00:13:16,597
the previous regime, starting 
with this stupid wheel.

248
00:13:25,093 --> 00:13:28,396
well, I know you had your doubts, 
men, but there they are,

249
00:13:28,581 --> 00:13:31,347
the most beautiful women in the world.

250
00:13:33,793 --> 00:13:35,217
Those are penguins.

251
00:13:35,401 --> 00:13:36,925
Well, look at it this way:

252
00:13:37,062 --> 00:13:38,698
We're going to discover the North Pole.

253
00:13:38,821 --> 00:13:40,027
South Pole.

254
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:41,415
Oh, boy, do I suck?

255
00:13:41,543 --> 00:13:42,408
Yeah.

256
00:13:49,683 --> 00:13:52,568
I'm starting to think the sea 
captain isn't coming back.

257
00:13:52,872 --> 00:13:54,205
He's out there playing basketball.

258
00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,605
In your face, Julio.

259
00:14:01,821 --> 00:14:03,725
I'll be fetching your food right away.

260
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:05,587
Six more games.

261
00:14:05,922 --> 00:14:09,335
Well, I guess we have time for 
my tale of moist adventure.

262
00:14:09,731 --> 00:14:12,476
It takes place in a dark time for mankind

263
00:14:12,641 --> 00:14:15,107
when madness and ignorance ruled:

264
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:17,748
The 1970s.

265
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,497
Rock the boat don't rock the boat, baby

266
00:14:20,503 --> 00:14:22,697
rock the boat don't tip the boat over

267
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:24,996
rock the boat don't rock the boat, baby.

268
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:28,495
Disco stu has some troubling news.

269
00:14:29,871 --> 00:14:32,657
the ship's doctor has reported an outbreak of...

270
00:14:33,121 --> 00:14:34,537
Disco fever!

271
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:37,978
The only cure is to do a little 
dance, make a little love...

272
00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:39,475
get down tonight.

273
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:40,323
Wait a minute.

274
00:14:40,323 --> 00:14:41,217
What was the second one?

275
00:14:41,263 --> 00:14:44,685
And now let's welcome the 
Leroy Neiman of Seamen,

276
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your captain, Montgomery Burns.

277
00:14:52,573 --> 00:14:53,956
Ten-four, good buddy.

278
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:55,886
I'm Chevy Chase and you're not.

279
00:14:56,152 --> 00:14:57,685
Willy Stargell!

280
00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,866
Yes, welcome to the maiden 
voyage of the neptune,

281
00:15:00,872 --> 00:15:03,945
the world's most unflippable luxury liner.

282
00:15:04,183 --> 00:15:08,446
Help yourselves to some pineapple 
upside-down cake and apple turnovers.

283
00:15:08,623 --> 00:15:10,555
And you'll all be getting free hats,

284
00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:13,656
so make sure to give us your cap size!

285
00:15:15,860 --> 00:15:19,408
What a fascinating cross-section of humanity.

286
00:15:19,713 --> 00:15:21,755
You've got the lonely, but lovable loser...

287
00:15:22,150 --> 00:15:23,135
hello, angels.

288
00:15:23,243 --> 00:15:27,235
Your mission today involves going 
undercover at a wet t-shirt contest.

289
00:15:28,242 --> 00:15:29,306
Just get you wet...

290
00:15:31,171 --> 00:15:32,368
maybe not so lovable.

291
00:15:32,621 --> 00:15:33,846
And you've got the elderly

292
00:15:33,870 --> 00:15:36,407
jewish couple making their 
first trip to Israel.

293
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:40,438
Our son shlomo is working 
on a kibbutz in haifa.

294
00:15:40,693 --> 00:15:42,697
We're schlepping him some kreplach.

295
00:15:42,873 --> 00:15:44,615
We're jewish, all right!

296
00:15:45,051 --> 00:15:45,858
What's our back story?

297
00:15:45,881 --> 00:15:46,806
What's our back story?

298
00:15:46,903 --> 00:15:47,656
We're the band.

299
00:15:47,812 --> 00:15:48,577
And we're on!

300
00:15:51,863 --> 00:16:00,857
I think we're heading for disaster 
and most of you will not be saved

301
00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:11,175
unless the captain is attentive 
we'll all be crushed by a huge wave...

302
00:16:11,791 --> 00:16:13,376
I love the sea, Smithers.

303
00:16:13,561 --> 00:16:18,866
No earthquakes, towering infernos, 
china syndromes, apple dumpling gangs...

304
00:16:31,093 --> 00:16:32,877
My wig! I mean, my natural hair!

305
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:36,057
Mama mia! What a time to be carrying the soup.

306
00:16:37,441 --> 00:16:39,025
Cool! No gravity!

307
00:16:39,402 --> 00:16:40,435
There it is.

308
00:16:45,513 --> 00:16:47,965
Hey, you schmuck, get off-a me!

309
00:16:49,201 --> 00:16:50,938
Goin' out with a sight gag.

310
00:16:51,232 --> 00:16:52,075
Nice.

311
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,186
I got an idea: Climb into my mouth.

312
00:17:01,132 --> 00:17:04,458
No...!

313
00:17:05,523 --> 00:17:06,747
Catch me, Flanders!

314
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,135
Lord, with you watching over me, 
I shall feel no pain.

315
00:17:17,632 --> 00:17:18,707
It's almost new year's!

316
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:20,807
Ten... nine... eight...

317
00:17:20,982 --> 00:17:24,448
Homer, the ship's upside down 
and hundreds of people are dead!

318
00:17:24,823 --> 00:17:26,487
...Three... two... one...

319
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:27,988
Happy new year!

320
00:17:31,121 --> 00:17:32,877
My resolution is to be more fun.

321
00:17:33,713 --> 00:17:36,647
Attention, everyone! I've 
spent the entire cruise

322
00:17:36,672 --> 00:17:40,017
reading these maintenance brochures 
because as a lonely single woman,

323
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,305
I've had nothing better to do.

324
00:17:42,892 --> 00:17:43,628
"Aw"s are cheap.

325
00:17:43,943 --> 00:17:45,158
I'm lookin' for some action.

326
00:17:47,672 --> 00:17:48,347
I thought so.

327
00:17:49,063 --> 00:17:51,727
It says here we should head 
upwards towards the hull

328
00:17:52,053 --> 00:17:53,986
before the ocean starts filling the ship.

329
00:17:54,153 --> 00:17:55,156
Don't listen to her!

330
00:17:55,162 --> 00:17:56,125
She'll get us all killed!

331
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:59,656
The safest thing to do is to 
resume our normal activities.

332
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,557
Now where is the rumba instructor?

333
00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:04,016
Okay, so that's left, left, right.

334
00:18:04,052 --> 00:18:04,776
Come on, people!

335
00:18:12,981 --> 00:18:16,088
So, now which way do we go in 
this farkaktah-flippity ship?

336
00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:23,007
Homer, what should we do?

337
00:18:23,442 --> 00:18:24,525
Give me a second.

338
00:18:24,531 --> 00:18:25,358
I'm in the bathroom.

339
00:18:27,461 --> 00:18:30,097
What? I have great ass suction.

340
00:18:30,432 --> 00:18:31,656
Now, how about a little privacy?

341
00:18:33,493 --> 00:18:34,106
My keys!

342
00:18:36,762 --> 00:18:39,225
Whatever you do, don't look down. I mean up!

343
00:18:40,531 --> 00:18:41,558
I can't do this anymore.

344
00:18:41,570 --> 00:18:42,555
It's too confusing!

345
00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:46,086
Not that confusing.

346
00:18:46,691 --> 00:18:48,655
This hatchway is jammed!

347
00:18:48,821 --> 00:18:49,906
Move aside!

348
00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:52,775
I'll use my swiss army bone.

349
00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:05,307
Okay, the engine room is just 
through this flooded area.

350
00:19:05,330 --> 00:19:08,147
Somebody has to take the rope, 
swing through to the other side

351
00:19:08,170 --> 00:19:11,056
and tie it off so we can use 
it as an underwater guideline.

352
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:15,616
Step aside! I shall perform 
the necessary heroics.

353
00:19:15,901 --> 00:19:16,338
Thank you.

354
00:19:16,570 --> 00:19:17,175
You?

355
00:19:17,411 --> 00:19:20,167
Yes. All I need is some 
inspirational music...

356
00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:27,738
when she passed away, 
I cried and cried all day

357
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:31,406
I'm alone again... naturally

358
00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:34,958
all right, I can see this is all up to me.

359
00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:38,885
Swim, fatty! Swim!

360
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,296
You did it.

361
00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:00,916
I've tied it off.

362
00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:02,295
You're all going to make it.

363
00:20:04,133 --> 00:20:06,125
Tell the world that I saved you all.

364
00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:09,416
Don't tell me what to do.

365
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,016
I hear knocking.

366
00:20:14,290 --> 00:20:15,227
We're saved!

367
00:20:22,672 --> 00:20:24,437
I don't know which pains me more:

368
00:20:24,611 --> 00:20:26,646
The flame or the irony!

369
00:20:28,050 --> 00:20:30,188
Can you believe it's the irony?

370
00:20:35,053 --> 00:20:38,978
My god, our boat is upside-down.

371
00:20:45,582 --> 00:20:47,367
You guys know the way to Tahiti?

372
00:20:47,563 --> 00:20:49,046
Way to go, genius.

373
00:20:49,262 --> 00:20:51,655
You sailed into someone else's tale of the sea.

374
00:20:51,870 --> 00:20:53,906
At last I'm not gay for skeleton Kearney.

375
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:56,477
Our ribs got tangled 75 years ago

376
00:20:56,582 --> 00:20:57,627
That's not gay.

377
00:20:57,803 --> 00:20:59,277
Right. You keep believing that.

378
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