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The Simpsons.

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Here you go, boy. Soup's on.

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Whoa!

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Hey, if you're out here,

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then who's in there?

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Whoa! A badger!

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Sorry, man. You can't crash here.

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Come on, let's go.

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Well, boy, looks like

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you got yourself a roommate.

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Come on, Lise. There's got to be a way

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to lure that badger out.

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Well, according to whatbadgerseat.com,

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"Badgers subsist primarily

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on a diet of stoats, voles, and marmots."

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Hmm, stoats, stoats...

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Stoats are weasels, Bart.

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They don't come in cans.

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Then what's this?

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That says "corn," Bart.

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Must you embarrass me?

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Here we are,

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"In a pinch, badgers have even
been known to eat woodpeckers."

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Perfect! Hey, Todd,

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can we borrow your woodpecker?

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I guess so.

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But we need him back by 6:00.

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It's his birthday.

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OK.

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Television broken?

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No, there's a badger in there.

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Badger, my ass!

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It's probably Milhouse.

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Milhouse... Milhouse...

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It's a badger, all right.

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Or possibly a griffin.

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Bart, do you have
any dynamite in your room?

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- Tons.
- Get it.

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No, Dad, we don't want to kill him.

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Let's call animal control.

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Great idea.

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Then we should
call a doctor about this.

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How did the badger do that
without ripping your shirt?

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What am I, a tailor?

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Your call
cannot be completed as dialed.

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Please make sure you have
the correct area code.

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Area code? But it's a local call!

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The phone company ran out of numbers,

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so they split the city
into two area codes.

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Half the town
keeps the old 636 area code,

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and our half gets 939.

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939? What the hell is that?

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Oh, my life is ruined!

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Jeez, you just have to remember
three extra numbers.

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Oh, if only it were that easy, Marge.

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Go away!

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We got bigger problems now!

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I'm not going to stand for this.

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I'm going to call
the newspapers, the TV stations,

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the gas stations, everybody!

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I hate this new area code.

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Like I don't have enough
to remember already.

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Is that right?

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Don't you miss the old 636... Carl?

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I'm not sure which one's better.

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The six is closer to the three,

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so you got convenience there,

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But the nine
has less to do with Satan,

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which is a plus
in this religious world of ours.

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What really burns me up

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is they didn't give us
one word of warning.

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What do you mean?

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They ran those TV commercials about it

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and that big radio campaign.

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Don't forget the leaflets they dropped

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from the space shuttle

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and the two weeks we all spent
at area code camp.

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Not a single word of warning.

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And traffic's
all backed up

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due to a mattress on the freeway.

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A mattress? Uh-oh!

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Joan Collins must be in town.

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Oh, behave!

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Joan Collins!

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That girl sleeps with everybody!

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OK, time to give away

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free concert tickets.

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What you talkin' about?

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Whoa-ho. What we're
talkin' about, Gary,

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is The Who!

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We're giving away tickets
to next week's concert

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at Springfield's historic.

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Yahoo search engine arena!

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The Who?

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I love bands!

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And now, we'll dial
our big winner at random.

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Dialing at random!

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OK, let's start
with five, five, five...

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...zero, one, one...

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- Huh...
- ...and three!

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That's my number!

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Ahoy, hoy.

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Hey... that's not me.

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Dad, we're not
in their area code anymore.

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Congratulations, you're gonna

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rendezvous with The Who!

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Oh, it's not fair!

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I've been a fan of The Who
since the very beginning

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when they were
The Hillbilly Bugger Boys.

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You should call that radio
station and let 'em have it.

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Good idea!

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Why, you little...

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I know that some of you are upset

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about the area code change

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especially those of you
covered with dynamite.

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First, let me reassure you

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your fears are groundless

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and your complaints, moronic.

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That's good.

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This film will explain
everything to you

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in words that you can understand.

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Hi, I'm Phoney McRingring,

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mascot and president
of the telephone company

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and I'm here to explain

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why the convenience
of one area code in...

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Your town.

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...has been replaced
by the convenience

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of two area codes.

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Uh, I have a question, Phoney...

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It's a movie, Dad.

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Quiet, honey, daddy's asking
the man a question.

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You're probably thinking,

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"Sure, more area codes are great

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and I don't mind paying
the extra hidden fees,

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but how will I remember
all those numbers?"

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Whoa!

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Well, scientists have discovered

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that even monkeys
can memorize ten numbers.

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Are you stupider than a monkey?

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How big of a monkey?

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Of course you're not.

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Well, I'm convinced.

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A professional-looking film
like that has got to be right.

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I agree. Two area codes
is more convenient.

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- I like it.
- Wait a minute,

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we haven't heard from me yet,

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the nut with the dynamite!

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The phone company
is bamboozling you.

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I accuse the phone company

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of making that film on purpose.

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Well, of course we did.

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Now, I'm not one to make trouble,

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but it seems to me that everyone

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who got to keep the old,

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or classic 636 area code,

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lives on the rich side of town!

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Ooh, poppycock.

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I never!

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And, as usual,

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we Joe 12-packs

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get the royal screw job.

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Homer's right!

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We're getting the Joan Collins special.

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Well, I've had it!

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You rich snobs aren't
pushing us around any more!

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And what are you pathetic slobs
going to do about it?

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Well, I...

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Oh, nice wiring, Bart.

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It worked on the test corpse.

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OK, plan B.

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Fellow 939-ers,

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I say we break off
and form our own city!

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- Yes!
- We're with you, Homer!

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Come on! Let's go!

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Viva la revolucian!

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No, who's stupid.

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There, we're officially a city.

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Now we just sit back
and wait for an NFL franchise.

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Say, I couldn't help but overhear.

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I represent the Arizona cardinals...

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Keep walking.

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Good decision there, Homer.

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You showed a lot of poise.

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Yeah, maybe you ought
to be mayor of New Springfield.

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Mayor, eh?

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The Mayor.

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Starring Homer Simpson.

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I reluctantly accept

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this highly-paid glamorous job.

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Presenting our new plaque.

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I say the time for bitterness
has passed.

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Let us extend to our brothers
in New Springfield

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the olive branch of...

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New Springfield rocks!

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Go ahead and laugh.

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We have a better town bird.

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Oh, yeah? What is it?

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The bluebird.

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- Damn it.
- More wheatcakes, Mr. Mayor?

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Read my lips... Yes.

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Dad, you got syrup on your sash.

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No problem.

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If you ask me...

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Stop right there.

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It's stupid to divide the city

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over something
as silly as an area code.

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It'd be like
you and Mom splitting up

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every time you have a fight.

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Sweetie, you know your mother and I

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only stay together

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for the sake of my political career.

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That's not true.

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Big grins.

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Mwah!

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That'll play great in the sticks.

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Oh, that was 50 already?

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Go long!

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Hey, look what I found,

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a novelty flying disc.

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Give it back.

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That's my novelty flying disc.

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You're in Olde Springfield now.

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Everything on this side
of the park belongs to us.

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Hey, his pants are in our park, too.

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Get him!

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My homework is in your park.

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Let's do it!

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Yoink!

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What's does freedom mean to me?

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All right, root beer, bananas

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and toilet paper.

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50% out-of-towners' tax.

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Out-of-towner tax?

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I'm sorry, Mrs. Simpson,

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but we have to charge
you foreign devils more.

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All right, but this better be

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the best toilet paper I've ever had.

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Oh, no worries there.

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That's Henderson's toilet paper.

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Oh, why didn't you say so?

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Hey, is there a bathroom here?

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Not for you.

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I don't know why,

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but I just didn't feel comfortable

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until I was back here
in New Springfield

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with my own kind.

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Mom!

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They were looking at me

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with their eyes.

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As expected, New Springfield's
bold experiment

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in slob rule is a disaster.

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Hey, the TV man is talking about us.

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A study shows
their crumbling economy

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is due to their lazy attitude
and shoddy work.

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How the hell did they find that out?

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Scientists say they're also

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less attractive physically

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and while we speak
in a well-educated manner,

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they tend to use low-brow
expressions like,

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"Oh, yeah?"
and "Come here a minute."

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Oh, yeah?

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They think
they're better than us, huh?

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Bart, come here a minute.

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- You come here a minute.
- Oh, yeah?

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Dad, I don't think
this is such a good idea.

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Thank you, Marge.

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Now, let's see how Olde Snubfield does

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without electricity.

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Woo-hoo!

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Oh, no, you can't do
heart surgery in the dark.

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Sounds like a wager to me.

272
00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:19,280
I'll take a piece of that.

273
00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:22,450
I will now transport Sir Isaac Newton

274
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,034
into the modern day.

275
00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:26,412
Warning,
power failure.

276
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,707
Aha. Ow, ow. Sweet Glayvin.

277
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,470
Oh, good god.
Hey! Watch it! Now, watch it!

278
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,795
Sir Isaac's legs are hurting.

279
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,465
In retaliation
for the power outage,

280
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:38,758
Olde Springfield patriots

281
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,176
have intercepted a beer truck

282
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,594
bound for New Springfield

283
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:44,221
and dumped all the beer in the river.

284
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:46,974
Those rich, snobby Indians.

285
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:50,787
Oh, there's nothing like revenge

286
00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:51,937
for getting back at people.

287
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:53,856
I don't know, vengeance is pretty good.

288
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,109
Whoo-hoo, flush the water.

289
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,444
They got us now.

290
00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,070
Without water, we're doomed.

291
00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:01,447
Wait a minute.

292
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,949
What's that gold-colored
substance in the riverbed?

293
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,243
Why that's gold.

294
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:08,788
We're slightly richer.

295
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,041
Eureka!

296
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,126
With the money made from the gold,

297
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,628
Olde Springfield was able to buy

298
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,129
the Evian water factory

299
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,298
and fly it over here from France.

300
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:21,926
Thanks, Mayor Simpson.

301
00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:24,929
Because of you, we're all
taking golden showers.

302
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:27,306
What?

303
00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:30,476
We can't go on fighting
with Olde Springfield.

304
00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:31,936
These people are our neighbors.

305
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,729
We see them every day.

306
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:34,730
You're right.

307
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,357
We've got to block them
from our sight

308
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:37,483
with a giant wall.

309
00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:39,151
Like the one in Berlin?

310
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:40,569
Good idea.

311
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,279
We should call the guys
they used.

312
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,285
Homer.

313
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:49,829
It's ringing.

314
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:55,292
And I'd like to thank
Low Ball Construction

315
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,503
for building this amazing wall

316
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,965
from 90% recycled material.

317
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,594
- I'm so conflicted.
- About what?

318
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:08,138
Loyal citizens of New Springfield,

319
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:11,016
you stayed on my side of town

320
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:14,228
despite a total lack
of hospitals and schools

321
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:15,980
and a sewage nightmare

322
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:18,357
that threatens to consume us all.

323
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,650
How do we get our food?

324
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:20,985
All the roads are blocked.

325
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:23,487
Don't worry.

326
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:27,157
We have plenty of supplies
to get through tomorrow.

327
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,702
And then a wave of disease
should help to...

328
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:30,870
Hey!

329
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,830
Stop streaming over the wall!

330
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:35,124
At least wait till I'm through talking.

331
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,709
OK, now, as for food,

332
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,669
the following breeds of dog are edible.

333
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:40,379
- See ya!
- Bye, Homer!

334
00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:44,049
Oh! I can't believe

335
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,552
all those rats fled my town.

336
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:48,846
I guess it's just us
and the tumbleweeds.

337
00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,104
Well, Dad,

338
00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,815
you're mayor of a ghost town.

339
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,734
Oh, I can't believe

340
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,569
those traitors abandoned us.

341
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:05,779
They couldn't take one lousy famine.

342
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,574
Dad, you're bleeding.

343
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,117
No problem.

344
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:16,081
Anyhow, those rats
will come crawling back.

345
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:19,752
We've got The Who playing here tonight.

346
00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:23,047
Dad, the arena's in Olde Springfield.

347
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:25,007
Don't give up, Dad.

348
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,301
Maybe we can get The Who
to play here, instead.

349
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:30,095
Hey, maybe we could.

350
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:33,098
But we'll need some liquid persuasion.

351
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:39,521
Come on, Bart. We're going
to bring back The Who.

352
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:54,954
- Ohh...
- Can I help you?

353
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,581
Dad, the chloroform.

354
00:15:58,624 --> 00:15:59,624
Oh, right.

355
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:01,961
I'll give you this bottle
of chloroform

356
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,129
if you'll take us to The Who.

357
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,965
Oh, so you want to see
The Who, huh?

358
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:07,538
Well, I'll take you to The Who.

359
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,176
Here's your Who!

360
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,264
I thought we fired that guard.

361
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:17,017
Oh, yeah, right.
I got fired by The Who.

362
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,644
Whatever you say, pal.

363
00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:20,771
Wacko.

364
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:23,065
Wow, The Who!

365
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:26,318
Whoo!

366
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,820
Rock and roll!

367
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:30,990
What the hell are you doing?

368
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,199
Duh.

369
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,367
Trashing the hotel room.

370
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,577
But we promised
the desk clerk we'd be good.

371
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,621
Yeah, we don't want to lose
our pool privileges.

372
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:38,539
Whatever.

373
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:41,041
The point is, I'm Homer Simpson.

374
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,543
The mayor of New Springfield?

375
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:43,752
That's right.

376
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,046
The crazy mayor of New Springfield?

377
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,589
That's right.

378
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,551
And I implore you to move
your concert to our town.

379
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,094
Don't play Olde Springfield.

380
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:56,015
Or, as it is sometimes known, Sun City.

381
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,409
But we have a handshake agreement

382
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,600
with a concert promoter

383
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,352
and that's a sacred bond.

384
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,187
Sacred bond.

385
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:05,274
Come on, what happened
to the angry, defiant Who

386
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,776
of "My generation,"
"Won't get fooled again"

387
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,570
and "Mama's got a squeeze box"?

388
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:11,113
We know our songs, Homer.

389
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,906
But those Olde Springfield squares

390
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,783
are just going to make you
cut your hair,

391
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:15,951
turn down your music,

392
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,704
and wear frilly shirts
like Keith Partridge.

393
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,164
Keith Partridge?

394
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:21,665
Who huddle.

395
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:26,919
We'll do it.

396
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:28,213
Yeah!

397
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,715
Just send a cab for us.

398
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:31,109
Why, is something wrong with your legs?

399
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,385
You're right. The walk will do us good.

400
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,098
I opened for The Who at Woodstock.

401
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,684
I came out in a Beatle wig
with a ukulele.

402
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,270
Hendrix said he almost plotzed.

403
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:44,772
His exact words.

404
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,691
Oh, I never tire of that story.

405
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,193
Smithers, why did you iron

406
00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:50,486
a crease in these dungarees?

407
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:51,695
I look like a square.

408
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,073
Uh, that crease is in your leg, sir.

409
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,365
Oh, so it is.

410
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:56,866
Yes...

411
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,914
Hmm, it's not like The Who to be tardy.

412
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:02,831
I'm worried.

413
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:03,957
What's that?

414
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,585
Argh! 'Tis The Who!

415
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,212
By my reckoning,

416
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:11,340
they're in the scurvy depths
of New Springfield.

417
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,425
Homer stole our rock performance.

418
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,344
That fat, dumb and bald guy

419
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,387
sure plays some real hardball.

420
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,431
Who's ready to riot?

421
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,394
I won't get to get
what I'm after.

422
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,564
Till the day I die.

423
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:34,571
How you doing out there,
New Springfield?

424
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,950
To be honest, it's a little chilly...

425
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,160
Get out of the way, Marge.

426
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,204
We were expecting
a bigger crowd, Homer.

427
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,289
Oh, don't worry, they'll be here soon

428
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,458
and then they'll see
who's got the better town.

429
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,753
Now, these are the tunes
I want you boys to play.

430
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:50,963
Wait a minute.

431
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,714
Homer, a lot of these

432
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,508
are grand funk railroad songs.

433
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:56,093
And we don't know "Pacman fever."

434
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,303
Oh, come on, it plays itself.

435
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,264
A Pacman fever.

436
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,890
A doodle-ee-do.

437
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,477
It's a-drivin' me
a cra-aa-aazy!

438
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:08,272
Look, Lisa, daddy's in The Who.

439
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:18,115
Give us back our concert, Simpson!

440
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:19,700
So, new Springfield's

441
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:21,702
looking pretty good now, isn't it?

442
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,328
With our ample parking

443
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,581
and daily Who concerts.

444
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:26,748
- Daily?
- We'll talk.

445
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,167
Yeah, all right, enough chitchat.

446
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,335
Let's see how you like
flaming garbage!

447
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,135
Ha, ha, you hit the tire fire.

448
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,261
You'll have to do bet...

449
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,096
Ow! Oh, why me?

450
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:45,684
People, please.

451
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,019
What's all this fighting about?

452
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,313
Apparently, they have
two different area codes.

453
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:50,439
Well, I'll be chuggered.

454
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:51,732
That's a sticky wicket.

455
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,192
Why not just buy telephones

456
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,443
with auto ring-up?

457
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,403
Or, as you yanks call it,
"speed-dial."

458
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,240
Radio shack has some great ones.

459
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,491
Ah, says you.

460
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:03,619
"Magic bus".

461
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:04,953
Yeah, "Magic bus"!

462
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,331
OK, we'll play "Magic bus"

463
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:09,041
if you tear down this wall.

464
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,336
"Pinball wizard"!

465
00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:14,379
Oh, hell, I'll do it myself.

466
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,647
Yeah!

467
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:37,194
I'll tip my hat
to the new constitution.

468
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:38,862
Take a bow...

469
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:39,988
Well, Marge,

470
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,866
looks like
your insane experiment is over.

471
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,409
My experiment?

472
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,703
You're the one who came up
with this whole idea...

473
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:49,790
Just like yesterday.

474
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,085
Then I get on my knees.

475
00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:54,544
And pray.

476
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:59,007
Yeah!

477
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:05,889
Meet the new boss.

478
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,685
Same as the old boss.

479
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,166
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