1 00:00:02,819 --> 00:00:04,503 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:06,081 --> 00:00:07,397 -(applause) -(laughter) 3 00:00:07,491 --> 00:00:08,823 HOST: Dick Gregory, everyone. 4 00:00:08,917 --> 00:00:09,900 What a lineup, 5 00:00:09,918 --> 00:00:11,902 but before we see George Carlin, 6 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:13,661 Albert Brooks, and Richard Pryor, 7 00:00:13,756 --> 00:00:16,256 give it up for a new comic, who I'm sure is just as edgy 8 00:00:16,408 --> 00:00:18,017 and scathingly intelligent, 9 00:00:18,244 --> 00:00:20,352 Krusty the Clown. 10 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,337 Hey, hey. 11 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:23,413 So, uh, 12 00:00:23,432 --> 00:00:25,582 sports are in the news, am I right? 13 00:00:25,675 --> 00:00:27,918 And the biggest game of them all is... 14 00:00:27,936 --> 00:00:30,937 the Super Bowl. (laughs) 15 00:00:31,090 --> 00:00:32,698 (man coughs) 16 00:00:32,891 --> 00:00:35,592 How is your comedy ending the war? 17 00:00:35,685 --> 00:00:38,262 (groans) 18 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:40,289 ♪ ♪ 19 00:00:48,365 --> 00:00:51,717 Even a hack's got to eat. 20 00:00:51,944 --> 00:00:54,536 Uh, welcome to Worth-A-Try Burger. 21 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:57,281 We know you have a lot of other choices to eat in this town, 22 00:00:57,299 --> 00:00:59,283 and-and many of them are excellent. 23 00:00:59,301 --> 00:01:01,042 Yeah, yeah, just knock on the can 24 00:01:01,062 --> 00:01:02,895 when my burger's ready. 25 00:01:03,122 --> 00:01:04,137 GUS: Here you go. 26 00:01:04,290 --> 00:01:06,065 Whoa, that was fast, 27 00:01:06,216 --> 00:01:08,792 the most important factor in a good food experience. 28 00:01:08,885 --> 00:01:11,978 That's thanks to this beauty, the Triple Patty Flipper, 29 00:01:12,131 --> 00:01:13,980 invented by me and my partner here. 30 00:01:14,133 --> 00:01:16,558 It speeds up the cook-time threefold. 31 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:19,636 (sighs) But business has been a little slow, 32 00:01:19,729 --> 00:01:21,638 even with our new radio ad. 33 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,566 ♪ Taste our burger, you will love it ♪ 34 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:27,494 ♪ But there's a possibility that you won't ♪ 35 00:01:27,646 --> 00:01:29,996 ♪ It's worth a try ♪ 36 00:01:30,149 --> 00:01:33,500 ♪ The place next door is pretty good, too. ♪ 37 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,168 (groans) Geez. 38 00:01:35,321 --> 00:01:37,654 You're the most modest businessmen I ever met. 39 00:01:37,673 --> 00:01:39,506 (chuckles) Oh, gosh, no. 40 00:01:39,658 --> 00:01:42,083 I'm sure there's people much more modest than us. 41 00:01:42,177 --> 00:01:45,662 You schmendricks got to triple-flip that loser attitude. 42 00:01:45,831 --> 00:01:47,497 This place could be huge. 43 00:01:47,516 --> 00:01:50,183 If you just had some shameless schmendrick to promote it, 44 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:53,003 who knows what the future could hold. 45 00:01:54,097 --> 00:01:57,783 Hey, hey. It's Krusty Burger's 50th anniversary, 46 00:01:57,934 --> 00:02:00,861 and I want you to celebrate with me 47 00:02:01,013 --> 00:02:02,103 at Krusty Fest. 48 00:02:02,197 --> 00:02:04,772 Meet all your favorite Krustyland characters 49 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,016 from the good old days. 50 00:02:06,034 --> 00:02:07,534 Burger Reynolds. 51 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:08,943 Grilly Cheese King. 52 00:02:09,112 --> 00:02:10,537 Jack Pickleson. 53 00:02:10,689 --> 00:02:12,706 Patty Meltin' John. 54 00:02:12,858 --> 00:02:15,116 (gasps) Patty Meltin' John. 55 00:02:15,210 --> 00:02:18,378 I remember when he sang at Princess Fries' funeral. 56 00:02:18,530 --> 00:02:21,047 And we got hamburgers at the original price 57 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,200 of 25 cents! 58 00:02:23,202 --> 00:02:25,144 Marge, cancel that trip you booked a year ago 59 00:02:25,371 --> 00:02:26,628 to the Holland Michigan Tulip Days. 60 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:30,540 We're going to a cheap hamburger festival! 61 00:02:30,559 --> 00:02:32,042 (sighs) 62 00:02:32,060 --> 00:02:33,610 (clogs tapping) 63 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:37,364 (upbeat music playing) 64 00:02:42,997 --> 00:02:45,330 Whoa, Me and the Space Clown. 65 00:02:45,557 --> 00:02:48,167 They're showing the only copy that's not in a landfill. 66 00:02:48,318 --> 00:02:50,744 (crying) Don't die, Space Clown. 67 00:02:50,896 --> 00:02:52,820 (sniffles) I love you. 68 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,081 Only one thing can save me now: 69 00:02:55,234 --> 00:02:57,250 every kid out there needs to buy 70 00:02:57,403 --> 00:03:00,404 a Mega-sized Krusty meal. 71 00:03:00,497 --> 00:03:01,571 Full price. 72 00:03:01,590 --> 00:03:04,925 Money is my oxygen. 73 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:07,093 -(chiming) -Mmm. Mmm! 74 00:03:07,246 --> 00:03:09,930 It's working. 75 00:03:10,082 --> 00:03:13,007 The stupid kids fell for it! 76 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:14,693 (laughing) 77 00:03:16,721 --> 00:03:18,697 Lisa, I got you one with a patty 78 00:03:18,848 --> 00:03:21,182 that's 100% veggie. 79 00:03:21,276 --> 00:03:23,260 Yeah, the burgers never had actual meat, 80 00:03:23,278 --> 00:03:26,354 but somehow the sodas do. 81 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:29,282 I swore I'd never eat a hamburger sandwich 82 00:03:29,435 --> 00:03:30,876 made by that clown. 83 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:32,936 I got my reasons. 84 00:03:33,071 --> 00:03:35,881 Oh, Abe, you and your reasons. 85 00:03:36,032 --> 00:03:37,174 (groans) 86 00:03:38,034 --> 00:03:39,384 I'm sorry you're upset, 87 00:03:39,611 --> 00:03:42,279 but it's nice to have someone to be a little grumpy with. 88 00:03:42,297 --> 00:03:43,113 Yup, 89 00:03:43,131 --> 00:03:45,115 we've always had a special 90 00:03:45,133 --> 00:03:47,451 Grampa-Lisa connection. 91 00:03:47,544 --> 00:03:49,394 You know, we do. 92 00:03:49,580 --> 00:03:51,471 I call it "Grampsa." 93 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:55,651 Oh, that's why you always say that. (chuckles) 94 00:03:59,481 --> 00:04:03,300 One pillowcase worth of 25-cent Krusty burgers, please. 95 00:04:03,393 --> 00:04:05,318 How are you gonna carry all these burgers? 96 00:04:05,471 --> 00:04:07,663 Pillowcase full of pillowcases. 97 00:04:09,065 --> 00:04:12,584 Boy, I finally have something to pass onto you, 98 00:04:12,811 --> 00:04:15,145 cheeseburger-ational wealth. 99 00:04:15,238 --> 00:04:17,089 I've never loved you more. 100 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:19,091 Well, at least they're having a good time. 101 00:04:19,242 --> 00:04:20,425 It'll never last. 102 00:04:20,652 --> 00:04:23,095 Every time a Simpson thinks he's got it made, 103 00:04:23,171 --> 00:04:26,156 life comes along and slaps us silly. 104 00:04:26,174 --> 00:04:28,267 It's a curse, I tells you. 105 00:04:29,270 --> 00:04:30,010 (screams) 106 00:04:30,162 --> 00:04:31,085 Burger hawks! 107 00:04:31,179 --> 00:04:32,938 Punch them in the beaks. 108 00:04:33,089 --> 00:04:35,348 (both grunting) 109 00:04:35,517 --> 00:04:36,424 -HOMER: Get out of here! -BART: Go away! 110 00:04:36,593 --> 00:04:40,003 Eh, the Simpson curse. 111 00:04:40,096 --> 00:04:43,189 Oh, yeah, I love caviar. 112 00:04:43,342 --> 00:04:44,466 Mmm. 113 00:04:44,526 --> 00:04:45,951 Oh, so many fish 114 00:04:46,102 --> 00:04:49,079 that'll never be fish. Mmm. 115 00:04:50,699 --> 00:04:51,848 -Krusty. -Mm? 116 00:04:51,941 --> 00:04:53,775 I'm Augustus Redfield, 117 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:56,128 chairman of the RedStar Corporation. 118 00:04:56,355 --> 00:04:58,279 Yeah, yeah, hey, hey. Sarah, get this yutz a headshot 119 00:04:58,299 --> 00:05:00,690 and sign it from me "with warm regards." 120 00:05:00,709 --> 00:05:03,043 I'm here to destroy you 121 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:05,137 for what you did to me. 122 00:05:05,288 --> 00:05:07,030 Change that to "regular regards." 123 00:05:07,123 --> 00:05:09,182 Who the hell do you think you are?! 124 00:05:10,702 --> 00:05:12,385 (yelps) Hey, it's you. 125 00:05:12,538 --> 00:05:15,205 Worth-A-Try Burger, right? You doing good? 126 00:05:15,298 --> 00:05:18,708 I'm the ninth richest man in the world now. 127 00:05:18,802 --> 00:05:20,986 (groans) Okay, warmest regards. 128 00:05:21,213 --> 00:05:24,731 You stole my restaurant 50 years ago. 129 00:05:24,883 --> 00:05:27,884 I plotted and waited until your moment of triumph 130 00:05:27,977 --> 00:05:29,219 to tell you this: 131 00:05:29,237 --> 00:05:31,721 I just bought your parent company, 132 00:05:31,740 --> 00:05:33,957 and you're finished. 133 00:05:35,243 --> 00:05:37,652 You are immediately fired from Krusty Burger, 134 00:05:37,746 --> 00:05:40,246 The Krusty the Clown Show, and Krusty Enterprises. 135 00:05:40,323 --> 00:05:42,732 You can no longer call yourself "Krusty the Clown," 136 00:05:42,901 --> 00:05:44,343 "Krusty," or "Clown," 137 00:05:44,494 --> 00:05:47,012 and we own all your slide whistle noises. 138 00:05:47,163 --> 00:05:49,163 (slide whistles) 139 00:05:49,241 --> 00:05:51,424 You think you got me, huh, big shot? 140 00:05:51,577 --> 00:05:53,910 Well, let's see what my loyal fans 141 00:05:53,929 --> 00:05:55,412 think about that. 142 00:05:55,430 --> 00:05:57,171 -(carnival music playing) -(grunts) 143 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:58,857 Attention, me-worshipping nobodies, 144 00:05:59,008 --> 00:06:00,525 I am the victim of a coup. 145 00:06:00,677 --> 00:06:03,362 This evil billionaire just stabbed me in the back! 146 00:06:03,513 --> 00:06:06,347 -(booing) -We love you, Krusty! 147 00:06:06,441 --> 00:06:09,609 All burgers are now 24 cents. 148 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,686 Let our new hero speak! 149 00:06:11,780 --> 00:06:13,205 (crowd cheers) 150 00:06:13,432 --> 00:06:15,022 (groans) 151 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,267 -Hand over your side hair. -(groans) 152 00:06:17,285 --> 00:06:20,629 -And the top knot. -(groans loudly) 153 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:25,533 I finally have what any billionaire businessman wants, 154 00:06:25,627 --> 00:06:27,110 total revenge 155 00:06:27,112 --> 00:06:29,388 on the clown who stole his dream. 156 00:06:29,615 --> 00:06:31,965 I only wish that I could share this moment 157 00:06:32,117 --> 00:06:35,209 with my dear old partner from Worth-A-Try Burger, 158 00:06:35,378 --> 00:06:37,470 who helped me launch that dream 159 00:06:37,623 --> 00:06:38,897 50 years ago. 160 00:06:39,048 --> 00:06:41,791 Old partner? (gasps) That's me. 161 00:06:41,810 --> 00:06:43,384 No, it's not, Dad. 162 00:06:43,478 --> 00:06:44,794 Nothing is you. 163 00:06:44,888 --> 00:06:47,388 Abe Simpson, it is you. 164 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:49,466 It is. Oh... 165 00:06:49,559 --> 00:06:51,701 (laughing) 166 00:06:53,488 --> 00:06:55,455 ♪ ♪ 167 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,491 (crowd cheers) 168 00:06:58,585 --> 00:06:59,976 My old friend, 169 00:07:00,069 --> 00:07:02,829 I am about to change your life. 170 00:07:02,981 --> 00:07:04,631 Dad, it's not you! 171 00:07:07,819 --> 00:07:11,078 Hey, hey, kids. These burgers are "Worth a try." 172 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:12,431 And don't forget 173 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:13,823 the fries. 174 00:07:13,917 --> 00:07:15,100 (grunts) 175 00:07:15,994 --> 00:07:18,586 (laughter) 176 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:19,938 Wow, look at that crowd. 177 00:07:20,165 --> 00:07:22,499 Who would've thought a clown could sell hamburgers? 178 00:07:22,592 --> 00:07:24,443 This Krusty guy falling into our laps 179 00:07:24,594 --> 00:07:27,112 is the best thing that ever could've happened to us. 180 00:07:27,263 --> 00:07:29,339 Give me more cash. 181 00:07:29,357 --> 00:07:32,008 But we already cut you in for a third of the business. 182 00:07:32,027 --> 00:07:33,935 Without me, there is no business. 183 00:07:34,029 --> 00:07:36,771 I finally found my true purpose as an artist, 184 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:39,048 selling cheap meat to fat kids. 185 00:07:39,108 --> 00:07:41,126 Now give me half, or I walk. 186 00:07:42,037 --> 00:07:44,111 Come on, what's it gonna be? 187 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,614 -(grunts) -(garbage clatters) 188 00:07:46,783 --> 00:07:48,708 BOTH: Tough banana skins. 189 00:07:48,860 --> 00:07:50,802 And now to never regret this. 190 00:07:50,954 --> 00:07:53,697 Welcome to Krusty Burger! 191 00:07:53,790 --> 00:07:55,182 CHILDREN: Yay! 192 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:57,124 And the burgers come faster than ever, 193 00:07:57,293 --> 00:08:00,870 thanks to my patented "Krusty Triple Flopper." 194 00:08:00,889 --> 00:08:02,147 We knew he stole jokes, 195 00:08:02,374 --> 00:08:05,041 but entire casual dining business plans? 196 00:08:05,210 --> 00:08:07,468 Well, Abe, the way I see it, when you get screwed over, 197 00:08:07,488 --> 00:08:10,322 there are two things you can do: give up or fight. 198 00:08:10,398 --> 00:08:13,900 I'm a fighter, and I don't care how long it takes, 199 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,553 I'm gonna get revenge on that clown. 200 00:08:16,555 --> 00:08:17,737 Are you with me? 201 00:08:17,889 --> 00:08:20,390 (whimpering) 202 00:08:20,408 --> 00:08:22,149 (whimpering continues) 203 00:08:22,244 --> 00:08:24,336 I never let myself get stepped on again. 204 00:08:24,487 --> 00:08:26,079 I ruthlessly built an empire 205 00:08:26,231 --> 00:08:28,732 till I was rich enough to ruin Krusty 206 00:08:28,825 --> 00:08:30,008 and own six cable networks, 207 00:08:30,159 --> 00:08:31,659 several deep-sea diamond mines, 208 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,920 and a company that makes three-wheeled motorcycles 209 00:08:33,997 --> 00:08:35,663 for old weirdos. 210 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,182 ALL: Whoa. 211 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:40,577 Abe, now that I've got our burger business back, 212 00:08:40,595 --> 00:08:42,354 I need you by my side. 213 00:08:42,505 --> 00:08:45,749 I want you to sit on my board of directors. 214 00:08:45,767 --> 00:08:48,026 Grampa, you love sitting. 215 00:08:48,253 --> 00:08:51,421 The board is meeting in New York on Monday. 216 00:08:51,514 --> 00:08:53,848 (barking) 217 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,075 (howls) 218 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,202 (grunts) 219 00:08:57,353 --> 00:08:59,779 Wow, Dad, now you can be a Republican 220 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,264 because you're rich and greedy, 221 00:09:01,283 --> 00:09:02,374 and not because you're old 222 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:04,117 and don't know how to change the channel. 223 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:07,879 But what if I blow it? Like I did all those years ago. 224 00:09:08,106 --> 00:09:10,123 That's the Simpson curse. 225 00:09:10,275 --> 00:09:12,776 But this time, you've got a brilliant businessman 226 00:09:12,794 --> 00:09:14,035 like Gus on your side. 227 00:09:14,129 --> 00:09:15,962 You can break the curse. 228 00:09:16,114 --> 00:09:18,281 Okay, honey, I'll do it, 229 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:20,466 but only if you come with me. 230 00:09:20,619 --> 00:09:21,893 -Me? -Yeah. 231 00:09:22,045 --> 00:09:24,621 I can't do this without "Grampsa." 232 00:09:24,639 --> 00:09:26,790 Oh, then I'm in. 233 00:09:26,883 --> 00:09:28,416 Dad, since you've got a rich friend, 234 00:09:28,493 --> 00:09:30,068 what about our special bond? 235 00:09:30,219 --> 00:09:32,462 What about "Gromer"? 236 00:09:32,555 --> 00:09:33,646 "Hampa"? 237 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,799 What about "Abe-Ho"? 238 00:09:35,967 --> 00:09:38,368 Is that a bond? Is it? 239 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:41,696 GUS: ♪ Fly with me ♪ 240 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,564 ♪ And you'll see ♪ 241 00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:45,141 ♪ My whole world ♪ 242 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,143 ♪ Of shameless ostentation ♪ 243 00:09:47,162 --> 00:09:48,995 ♪ I adore ♪ 244 00:09:49,147 --> 00:09:50,980 ♪ Having more ♪ 245 00:09:50,999 --> 00:09:53,333 ♪ Than Bill Gates since his ♪ 246 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:54,759 ♪ Separation ♪ 247 00:09:55,912 --> 00:09:59,155 ♪ Rich enough to buy paradise ♪ 248 00:09:59,174 --> 00:10:02,842 ♪ If they make it, I can hoard it ♪ 249 00:10:02,994 --> 00:10:06,012 ♪ Got to say I just abhor it ♪ 250 00:10:06,181 --> 00:10:08,164 ♪ I want to change the world ♪ 251 00:10:08,183 --> 00:10:11,851 ♪ You can't afford it ♪ 252 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:15,763 ♪ There's no need for such greed ♪ 253 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,950 ♪ But I love mass accumulation ♪ 254 00:10:19,102 --> 00:10:22,103 ♪ Best of all, it's tax-free ♪ 255 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,939 ♪ Because I am technically ♪ 256 00:10:25,033 --> 00:10:27,459 ♪ A charity ♪ 257 00:10:27,686 --> 00:10:28,960 ♪ On a barge ♪ 258 00:10:29,112 --> 00:10:32,756 ♪ In the North Sea. ♪ 259 00:10:35,377 --> 00:10:37,952 You've got to be pretty classy 260 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,620 to show off this much. 261 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,473 Come, meet my family. 262 00:10:41,549 --> 00:10:44,809 Let's find out who my favorite child is today. 263 00:10:44,961 --> 00:10:46,870 What have you done for the Redfield empire? 264 00:10:46,888 --> 00:10:49,481 Dad, I'm gonna start a religion 265 00:10:49,632 --> 00:10:51,057 where you're the Jesus. 266 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,042 Think of the tax implications. 267 00:10:53,061 --> 00:10:54,377 Please, please, think of them. 268 00:10:54,396 --> 00:10:57,638 Dad, as we speak, there are 10,000 influencers 269 00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:59,824 at my island music festival. 270 00:11:00,051 --> 00:11:01,401 Too bad the bands haven't shown up, 271 00:11:01,569 --> 00:11:04,387 and there's no food, toilets, or ways off the island. 272 00:11:04,406 --> 00:11:06,572 (scoffs) No biggie, nobody died. 273 00:11:06,741 --> 00:11:07,999 (phone chimes) 274 00:11:08,151 --> 00:11:10,651 -Well, nobody famous died. -(phone chimes) 275 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:13,171 Okay, I hope none of you like Kenny Chesney. 276 00:11:13,398 --> 00:11:15,882 Daddy, thanks for putting me in charge 277 00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:17,008 of R&D. 278 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,177 Hey, R&D's my job. 279 00:11:19,328 --> 00:11:21,070 It's research and development, 280 00:11:21,164 --> 00:11:23,181 not racecars and downward spiraling. 281 00:11:23,332 --> 00:11:26,726 My therapist says my rock bottom belongs to me. (grunts) 282 00:11:28,079 --> 00:11:30,096 And now, it's dinnertime. 283 00:11:30,248 --> 00:11:33,692 To be made by the original Worth-A-Try partners, at... 284 00:11:35,253 --> 00:11:38,087 GRAMPA: (gasps) Our old stand. 285 00:11:38,181 --> 00:11:39,680 ♪ Taste our burger ♪ 286 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,015 ♪ You will love it ♪ 287 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,200 ♪ But there's a possibility ♪ 288 00:11:42,351 --> 00:11:43,593 ♪ That you won't ♪ 289 00:11:43,611 --> 00:11:45,870 ♪ It's worth a try! ♪ 290 00:11:46,097 --> 00:11:48,206 Lisa, why don't we get some fresh air? 291 00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:50,357 Are you enjoying the valley? 292 00:11:50,452 --> 00:11:53,360 Because we could totally change it to Mount Everest. 293 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:56,548 Well, we already rode them down the Giza pyramid 294 00:11:56,699 --> 00:11:57,957 and up the Burj Khalifa. 295 00:11:58,109 --> 00:12:00,593 Yes, let's head back to the stables. 296 00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:07,892 (gasps) Oh, wheatgrass. 297 00:12:08,044 --> 00:12:09,802 No, that's for the horses. 298 00:12:09,971 --> 00:12:13,398 Oh, phew. I've been pretending to like it for years. 299 00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:16,067 My dad has done nothing but ruthlessly build 300 00:12:16,219 --> 00:12:18,052 his empire for decades, 301 00:12:18,146 --> 00:12:19,979 but flipping burgers with your grandpa 302 00:12:20,131 --> 00:12:21,889 was the first time 303 00:12:21,983 --> 00:12:23,557 I've ever seen him at peace. 304 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,059 That's wonderful. 305 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,820 It's terrible. He's gone soft in the head. 306 00:12:27,973 --> 00:12:30,231 Really? He seems pretty with it. 307 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,067 Then why would he give a seat on the board to a man 308 00:12:33,161 --> 00:12:35,144 who tried to make a phone call 309 00:12:35,163 --> 00:12:37,146 with a box of raisins? 310 00:12:37,165 --> 00:12:39,907 Oh, I was hoping you didn't see that. 311 00:12:40,001 --> 00:12:42,927 Grampa calls the raisins "phone berries." 312 00:12:43,079 --> 00:12:45,579 But I think this is a golden opportunity. 313 00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,748 Imagine how a progressive, 314 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,583 Earth-loving woman like me 315 00:12:49,677 --> 00:12:52,103 could change the course of this regressive, 316 00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:54,230 Earth-hating company. 317 00:12:55,091 --> 00:12:57,016 Oh, rebranding. 318 00:12:57,168 --> 00:12:58,759 And not just performative. 319 00:12:58,853 --> 00:12:59,760 (sighs) 320 00:12:59,854 --> 00:13:01,595 For instance, we'd provide 321 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:03,448 more opportunities for... 322 00:13:05,527 --> 00:13:06,526 ...polar bears. 323 00:13:06,678 --> 00:13:08,678 (gasps) They're the only creatures 324 00:13:08,696 --> 00:13:10,363 I wish had white privilege. 325 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,697 It's so exciting. 326 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,866 My dad is stepping down and giving control to me. 327 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,368 That's amazing. 328 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,462 It's all gonna happen on Monday, 329 00:13:17,613 --> 00:13:19,872 when your grandfather votes to force him out. 330 00:13:20,025 --> 00:13:21,633 -What? -MAV: Uh... 331 00:13:21,784 --> 00:13:24,027 it's my turn in the room. 332 00:13:24,195 --> 00:13:25,470 BOTH: Ew. 333 00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:30,975 Dad, look what they've done to Krusty's show. 334 00:13:31,127 --> 00:13:32,310 Up-bup-bup. You can't call him 335 00:13:32,461 --> 00:13:35,038 that name anymore, or we'll get sued. 336 00:13:35,056 --> 00:13:36,630 (knockoff theme music playing) 337 00:13:36,799 --> 00:13:39,058 SIDESHOW MEL: It's the Herschel The Comical Man Show. 338 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:43,046 I'm your announcer, Nothing Mel. 339 00:13:43,064 --> 00:13:46,065 And here's a performer who's not violating 340 00:13:46,217 --> 00:13:49,310 any termination agreement implied or in writing. 341 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,477 Him. 342 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,071 Hee-hoo, kids. 343 00:13:52,223 --> 00:13:54,240 Say hi to Mr. Teeny-Dog, 344 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,817 who's not affiliated with Krusty Enterprises, 345 00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:59,912 its designees, or assigns. 346 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:03,900 Haw-haw! You don't control your own I.P. 347 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,069 (groans) 348 00:14:06,162 --> 00:14:08,196 (laughs) That sure drained the confetti 349 00:14:08,198 --> 00:14:09,755 from his fire bucket. 350 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,741 (Grampa and Gus laugh) 351 00:14:11,759 --> 00:14:13,409 Dad is losing it, 352 00:14:13,428 --> 00:14:15,854 and what are these "hamburger" things he's making us eat? 353 00:14:16,081 --> 00:14:18,915 I can't touch food with my hand skin. 354 00:14:18,933 --> 00:14:20,507 Are you sure we've got the votes 355 00:14:20,602 --> 00:14:22,101 to oust him at the meeting Monday? 356 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,178 Don't worry. I'm just about to seal the deal 357 00:14:24,272 --> 00:14:27,031 on my little blonde insurance policy. 358 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,184 ♪ Greenhouse gases ♪ 359 00:14:30,278 --> 00:14:34,113 ♪ Might be substantially reduced ♪ 360 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,933 ♪ Over the next ♪ 361 00:14:36,951 --> 00:14:39,752 ♪ 30 years. ♪ 362 00:14:42,290 --> 00:14:46,033 This movie is so moving and didactic. 363 00:14:46,127 --> 00:14:47,443 You made this? 364 00:14:47,462 --> 00:14:50,037 Chloé Zhao made it. I just financed it 365 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,797 and took three different producer credits. 366 00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:53,540 But this is the kind of messaging 367 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,227 I want my family's company to put into the world, 368 00:14:56,379 --> 00:14:59,213 but I need you to convince your grandpa 369 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,474 to vote to give me control of the board. 370 00:15:01,626 --> 00:15:03,067 Oh, yes, but 371 00:15:03,294 --> 00:15:06,387 wouldn't Grampa be betraying his oldest friend? 372 00:15:06,481 --> 00:15:09,556 It would give my dad the sweet retirement he's earned, 373 00:15:09,725 --> 00:15:11,134 with Abe by his side. 374 00:15:11,152 --> 00:15:12,559 But that's fine, forget it. 375 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,971 We'll just let my company continue its campaign 376 00:15:15,064 --> 00:15:16,973 to sell handguns to dogs. 377 00:15:17,066 --> 00:15:19,659 (moans) No, no. I'll do it! 378 00:15:19,811 --> 00:15:22,587 (dramatic rendition of The Simpsons theme playing) 379 00:15:22,738 --> 00:15:24,047 ♪ ♪ 380 00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:36,351 ♪ ♪ 381 00:15:41,257 --> 00:15:43,942 Lisa, I'm so glad you made me come here. 382 00:15:44,093 --> 00:15:46,018 Who knew having a purpose in life 383 00:15:46,095 --> 00:15:48,020 would give my life purpose? 384 00:15:48,097 --> 00:15:48,947 About that, 385 00:15:49,098 --> 00:15:51,174 Sheila's gonna propose a motion, 386 00:15:51,176 --> 00:15:52,842 and I think you should vote "yes" on it. 387 00:15:52,935 --> 00:15:55,119 It'll be a nice thing for you and Gus. 388 00:15:55,346 --> 00:15:57,104 And great for the world. (chuckles) 389 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,514 Just trust me on this. 390 00:15:58,649 --> 00:16:02,126 Why wouldn't I trust you? We're Grampsa. 391 00:16:02,278 --> 00:16:05,871 Let me take a selfie of this perfect moment. 392 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,298 (chuckles) 393 00:16:07,525 --> 00:16:10,042 This meeting of the board of the RedStar Corporation 394 00:16:10,195 --> 00:16:11,452 will come to order. 395 00:16:11,529 --> 00:16:13,805 Present are CEO Augustus Redfield, 396 00:16:14,032 --> 00:16:16,048 Sheila Redfield, Colby Redfield, 397 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:19,310 -Mav Redfield... -(kisses) 398 00:16:19,537 --> 00:16:21,813 Angela Merkel, the bald, creepy Shark Tank guy, 399 00:16:21,964 --> 00:16:23,815 TikTok superstar Charli D'Amelio. 400 00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:24,983 What do you do? 401 00:16:25,134 --> 00:16:26,967 Well, I entertain people on their phones 402 00:16:27,061 --> 00:16:28,802 while they watch TV. How about you? 403 00:16:28,896 --> 00:16:31,138 I am often the only voice of reason 404 00:16:31,232 --> 00:16:33,324 in all of Europe. 405 00:16:33,476 --> 00:16:36,310 Cool. How do you monetize that? 406 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,811 I don't. 407 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,072 And Abraham Simpson. 408 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,316 Welcome, my old friend. 409 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,228 I have a motion to introduce. 410 00:16:45,246 --> 00:16:47,672 Daddy, you are the greatest human 411 00:16:47,823 --> 00:16:49,173 to ever walk the planet. 412 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,876 So, I say this out of devotion, 413 00:16:52,103 --> 00:16:54,328 respect and pure love. 414 00:16:54,405 --> 00:16:56,405 You're a dinosaur, and it's time to turn into oil 415 00:16:56,424 --> 00:16:57,849 to fuel the next generation. 416 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,242 What did you say? 417 00:16:59,244 --> 00:17:01,077 This is a vote of no confidence. 418 00:17:01,095 --> 00:17:02,928 Your mind has turned to tapioca. 419 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:05,356 You are out as CEO, and I'm in. 420 00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:07,674 You're gonna be Cousin Greg's intern now. 421 00:17:07,769 --> 00:17:10,194 (slurps) All right, so, uh, 422 00:17:10,346 --> 00:17:13,347 I mostly just get sandwiches for the security guards, 423 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,199 but it's more complicated than it sounds. 424 00:17:15,426 --> 00:17:17,777 There's, like, five kinds of bread now. 425 00:17:17,929 --> 00:17:19,537 This is a nice thing? 426 00:17:19,688 --> 00:17:21,280 Oh, it sounded nicer 427 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,708 after our virtual horseback ride. 428 00:17:23,935 --> 00:17:25,710 Do all of you kids feel this way? 429 00:17:25,937 --> 00:17:27,528 Yes, Dad. Right? 430 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,106 Um... yeah-o? 431 00:17:30,199 --> 00:17:32,050 Sure, w-why not? Unless, yes. 432 00:17:32,201 --> 00:17:35,111 I mean, whatever, it's all good. Unless it's bad. 433 00:17:35,204 --> 00:17:38,389 We have a motion of no confidence. 434 00:17:38,541 --> 00:17:39,706 All in favor? 435 00:17:39,801 --> 00:17:41,267 All against? 436 00:17:41,969 --> 00:17:43,377 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 437 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,471 ♪ So watch me while I work. ♪ 438 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,140 The vote is tied at three to three. 439 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,793 Mr. Simpson, you're the tiebreaker. 440 00:17:50,812 --> 00:17:51,977 (Gus moans) 441 00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:55,889 I'm gonna do what I didn't do 50 years ago, 442 00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:58,409 stick with my old pal Gus. 443 00:17:58,561 --> 00:18:00,561 I'm voting "no." 444 00:18:00,655 --> 00:18:03,748 Well, all I can say is... 445 00:18:03,899 --> 00:18:05,416 (grunting) 446 00:18:05,609 --> 00:18:06,751 -(gasps) -My plan worked! 447 00:18:06,902 --> 00:18:08,402 I win! 448 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,463 (laughing) 449 00:18:11,999 --> 00:18:14,258 (gasps) We've been Wonka-ed. 450 00:18:14,485 --> 00:18:15,318 What? 451 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,077 You led this coup against me. 452 00:18:17,171 --> 00:18:19,413 You're out. You get nothing! 453 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,599 Tell Megan Ellison she's my daughter now. 454 00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:24,009 She'll be there at your birthday dinner tomorrow night. 455 00:18:24,162 --> 00:18:26,178 You voted with her; you're out, too. 456 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,332 I love you, Dad. (crying) You smell so good. 457 00:18:29,425 --> 00:18:32,017 You idiots really think I'd throw away the company I built 458 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:35,279 to wear a paper hat with this old fool? 459 00:18:35,506 --> 00:18:37,840 (stammers) Fool? 460 00:18:37,859 --> 00:18:39,508 You mean you only brought me here 461 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,453 to smoke out your backstabbing children? 462 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,013 Don't you see? I had to. 463 00:18:44,106 --> 00:18:47,458 I learned 50 years ago that I'm surrounded by Krustys. 464 00:18:47,685 --> 00:18:49,610 Everywhere, Krustys. 465 00:18:49,687 --> 00:18:52,037 Even I am zis Krusty? 466 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,190 But you made it happen, Abe, 467 00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:56,283 my sweet loyal pawn. 468 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,712 I win because you voted no. 469 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,547 (sinister laughter) 470 00:19:01,699 --> 00:19:04,700 Oh, Grampa, you got stepped on again, 471 00:19:04,793 --> 00:19:07,145 and it's all my fault. 472 00:19:07,296 --> 00:19:10,539 Hold your horseradish! 473 00:19:10,558 --> 00:19:12,299 When I voted "no," 474 00:19:12,393 --> 00:19:15,544 I was talking about the Japanese Noh theater, 475 00:19:15,563 --> 00:19:18,990 which I saw plenty of when I was stationed in the Pacific, 476 00:19:19,217 --> 00:19:21,901 stranded on a raft made of Dear John letters 477 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,719 and mermaid hair. 478 00:19:23,738 --> 00:19:25,163 I married one of those mermaids, 479 00:19:25,390 --> 00:19:27,606 but she was a reverso, 480 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,316 fish head and lady gams. 481 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:32,503 (laughs) That, plus a thousand other things, 482 00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:34,730 made me what I am today... 483 00:19:34,749 --> 00:19:36,507 mentally incompetent. 484 00:19:36,659 --> 00:19:39,343 (babbling) 485 00:19:41,239 --> 00:19:45,090 Isn't mental incompetence grounds for voiding a vote? 486 00:19:45,243 --> 00:19:47,834 Well, as the family lawyer and psychopharmacologist, 487 00:19:47,929 --> 00:19:50,337 it certainly is. (clears throat) 488 00:19:50,431 --> 00:19:53,191 Abraham Simpson's vote is nullified. 489 00:19:53,342 --> 00:19:56,252 The count now stands at three to three-- a tie. 490 00:19:56,345 --> 00:19:58,345 We'll be hopelessly deadlocked. 491 00:19:58,439 --> 00:20:00,364 The company will grind to a halt. 492 00:20:00,516 --> 00:20:03,367 BOTH: Eh, tough banana skins. 493 00:20:03,519 --> 00:20:05,686 (dramatic rendition of The Simpsons theme plays) 494 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,705 ♪ ♪ 495 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:15,604 Grampa, you outplayed a room full of players. 496 00:20:15,623 --> 00:20:17,715 One of whom played me. 497 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,626 I'm so sorry we didn't break that Simpsons curse. 498 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,369 Eh, nertz to that curse. 499 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:25,038 Every terrible decision I made in my life 500 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:28,284 led to me having you as my granddaughter. 501 00:20:28,377 --> 00:20:29,301 So, I say, 502 00:20:29,454 --> 00:20:32,638 I'm one pretty lucky old guy. 503 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,732 ♪ ♪ 504 00:20:50,232 --> 00:20:52,992 Herschel, such gorgeous potatoes I've never seen. 505 00:20:53,144 --> 00:20:54,326 Thank you, Nehorai. 506 00:20:54,479 --> 00:20:57,313 It feels good to finally find inner peace. 507 00:20:57,315 --> 00:20:58,905 (helicopter approaching) 508 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,093 Gus Redfield was only using Krusty Burger 509 00:21:02,244 --> 00:21:05,078 as a pawn in a bitter family war. 510 00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,839 You can have it back 511 00:21:06,991 --> 00:21:09,100 for the price of the notary fees. 512 00:21:09,327 --> 00:21:11,418 I can be a clown again. 513 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:14,497 (laughing goofily) 514 00:21:14,590 --> 00:21:16,165 (laugh fading) 515 00:21:16,183 --> 00:21:17,833 He was a clown? 516 00:21:17,852 --> 00:21:19,259 He was, like, the least funny person 517 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,186 on this socialist commune. 518 00:21:21,355 --> 00:21:23,005 Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 519 00:21:23,024 --> 00:21:24,189 FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 520 00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:25,858 And FORD. 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