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♪ Llama, llama, llámame ♪
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♪ Llama, llámame, llámame ♪
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-♪ Llama, llama, llama... ♪
-(door opens)
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(Homer humming)
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(Marge humming)
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♪ ♪
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Mmm, cookies.
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They're not cookies,
they're biscuits.
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That's British for cookies.
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And they're not for you
or you or you.
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Or you or you. Not you.
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Not for you.
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HOMER:
D'oh!
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-These treats are
for my lady friends.
-(all grunting)
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They're coming over to watch
a very classy
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historical British
streaming show,
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and none of you are invited.
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ALL:
Aw...
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Cor blimey.
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Mmm.
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-(Marge growls)
-Ow!
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Now here's a distraction
for each of you.
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BART:
Mmm.
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LISA:
Mmm.
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I downloaded you a podcast
about beers
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that you don't hear
much about anymore.
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Ooh, there's a whole episode
about Löwenbräu.
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If no one minds,
I brought a few beverages
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to lubricate the evening.
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-Me, too.
-Same.
-Way ahead of you.
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So what the hell are we
waiting for?
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Let's dial up the Netflix.
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I've got Helen Lovejoy's
password.
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She came to live with us
when she and the Reverend
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were taking a break.
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She swore me to secrecy
about that, but whoops.
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(laughter)
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♪ ♪
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FEMALE BRITISH NARRATOR:
The Springfield ladies had
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a marvelous time
journeying back to an era
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when England was filled with
eligible young ladies in corsets
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courted by hot,
multiracial dudes
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with rock-hard abs.
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♪ ♪
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The writing on this show
is amazing.
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Oh-ho. Men can have
muscles on their chests now?
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The ad in the beer podcast
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is an ad for beer.
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That is so smart.
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I've just swum back from Europe.
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We've just won
the Battle of Knicker-bulge.
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Let us all doff our clothes
in triumph.
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¡Ay, caramba!
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Bart, don't watch that.
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Now go to bed.
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BART:
Oh!
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Mmm, looks like the Earl
of Sixpackingham
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is showing the whole
walking stick.
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Ooh, I'll drink to that.
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(orchestra playing
Spice Girls' "Wannabe")
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(all cheering)
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(groaning)
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Honey, what's wrong?
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You look like what I see
in the mirror every morning.
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Also, a strange blender is
on your nightstand.
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(groans)
I think I drank just
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a toonsie-teensy bit too much
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with the girls last night.
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Marge, you need to take
a long look at yourself.
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We can't be a two-hangover
household. We just can't.
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I'm sorry, sweetie,
but I just don't think
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I can go to church
this morning.
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Oh, my--
Aw...
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No church? Oh, no.
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Well, I guess I'll have
to find another way
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to spend my Sunday.
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(humming happily)
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(crowd cheering on TV)
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(munching loudly)
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Mmm, chest chips.
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I meant you'll have to
take the kids to church
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-on your own.
-D'oh!
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-(pained groan)
-Aw, it's not fair.
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I always go to church hungover.
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It's always the committed
drinkers who get punished.
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Boozehounds just can't
catch a break.
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(organ playing)
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♪ Praise God
from whom all praisings flow ♪
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♪ Praise praise
and let all praisings go ♪
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♪ Praise, praise,
praise, praise ♪
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♪ Praise, praise,
praise, praise. ♪
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You know, hymns like that
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make God come off
a little thirsty.
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Now I'd like to invite
our littlest angels
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to head to Sunday school
with Mrs. Lovejoy.
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(kids groan)
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Try spending a weekend with her
in the Wisconsin Dells.
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This week's
Junior Jesus Jamboree topic
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is "Honor Thy Mother
and Father."
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-Who would like to go first?
-Oh! Oh!
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Sunday school presentations
don't affect my grades
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and won't help me
get into college,
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and I'm not even
a practicing Christian,
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but I still have
a sick need to excel,
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so pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
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I think we'll start with... Hmm.
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(sniffs, groans)
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(kids laugh)
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Bart Simpson.
Oh, but I'm guessing
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you forgot all about
your presentation. (chuckles)
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You know, Helen,
for a woman of faith,
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you have so little of it in me.
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For this assignment,
I was born ready.
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(hums)
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(coughs, clears throat)
Well,
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it's not hard
to honor my mother.
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Marge is a class act
all the way.
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As for my father, well,
with a dad
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like Homer Simpson,
how could I not honor him?
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(Homer snores)
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(mutters, smacks lips)
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He's so hardworking
and dignified.
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Mmm.
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-(snores)
-(Lisa giggles)
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(snores, burps)
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(kids laugh)
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And he carries himself
with such class and panache.
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ANNOUNCER:
Mascot, oh, goes for the kiss
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and, oh, he goes into the
proposal with the bouquet.
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Tosses it away
and he faints out of love,
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and the big, fat guy
is having none of it
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and he's giving chase.
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-The fat guy is on the field.
-HOMER: Come here, you.
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ANNOUNCER:
And the Freak is running away,
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and he's using the players
as obstacles.
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And now he's smashing his--
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you know something,
that's just not right.
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(kids laugh)
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♪ Lord, you are truly great ♪
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♪ We are wretched but devout ♪
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♪ Your hair
looks really awesome ♪
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♪ And have you
been working out? ♪
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(yawns)
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Sweetie, do your thing.
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(crying)
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Baby coming through.
Crying now and pooping soon.
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(kids laugh)
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Hmm.
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As you can see,
wherever my dad goes,
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people cheer.
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Look, if you didn't want me
to pee in a cup,
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then the movie
should have commercials.
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(chanting): Whiz break!
Whiz break! Whiz break!
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-(audience cheers)
-MOE: Get him out of here.
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(kids and Helen laugh)
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In conclusion, I honor my father
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because he is
not not not not a loser.
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One, two, three, four.
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That's an even number of nots.
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He thinks I'm a loser.
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How dare you show your peers
a supercut of me at my worst?!
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(growls)
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-(kids cheering)
-NELSON: Haw-haw!
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-Haw-haw-haw!
-(Bart chuckles mischievously)
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-Huh?
-(overlapping arguing)
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I hate the Welsh,
but I hate you even more!
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(groans angrily)
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My son has no respect for me.
He shamed me
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in front
of the whole Sunday school.
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Even Ralph.
What about all the videos
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of me not being a loser?
Where were they?
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Oh, boy. It's so sad
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that kids just use cameras
for shaming.
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We've raised a generation
that only loves fails.
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My fails.
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(sighs)
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At least I have a lady
to rub my face.
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Bart's gonna spend the rest
of his life lotioning himself.
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Maybe Bart doesn't understand
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how hard you work
to provide for this family.
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When I was a girl,
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my father took me to work
with him one day.
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I felt so proud
when I saw him playing pizza
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in that antacid commercial.
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(gasps)
That's what I should do.
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Take Bart to work.
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Then he'll be proud of me.
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Pizza proud.
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BOTH:
Mmm.
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Seven, eight and nine.
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Oh!
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-(grunting)
-Watch me work
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and be proud, you jerk.
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-(grunting)
-No.
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I don't want
to hear your friends
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tell me how big I've gotten.
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Hmm.
(grunts)
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Oh. Well-played, big man.
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Larry!
Slap a guest badge on him!
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Larry!
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And this thing over here
is if the core gets too hot.
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I'm all over that.
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And this dealie over here
is if the core...
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goes missing.
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Has that ever happened?
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Not on my watch.
And the way you can be sure
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is that everyone you know
isn't dead.
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Hmm.
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Hey, Homer.
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Monday morning doughnuts
are here.
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-(Homer moans)
-(Bart grunts)
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Take your pick.
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Chocolate frosted? Maple bar?
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Better hurry
or you're gonna get plain.
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Doughnuts.
Do you have to pay for 'em?
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Sure, technically.
(laughs)
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It's an honor system.
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(munches)
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Whoa.
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A pop machine full of free pop.
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A TV showing that jerk Dr. Phil.
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A poster on how to choke a guy.
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I think that's
for after you choke him.
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-(burps)
-Simpson,
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I need that updated spreadsheet
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on the hard water
degradation rate.
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Watch this.
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I told you interns
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to spread-date the graduation
on the hard lemonade.
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So find out
what I'm talking about
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-and get it done!
-Yes, Mr. Simpson.
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And you get free markers?
When I get back to school,
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I'm gonna go Sistine Chapel
on those toilet stalls.
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Why wait?
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Here you go, Simpson.
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-Best part of the job.
-(chuckles)
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You know it, Linda.
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Dad, is that your paycheck?
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Sure is.
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Can I see it?
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I'll do you one better.
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(hums happily)
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Give it to me in singles.
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Minus
the 8.5% check-cashing fee.
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I didn't ask
for your life story.
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And here's
what makes it all worthwhile.
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Whoa.
You get all that every week?
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Every two weeks.
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(laughing)
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Ah, the laugh of respect.
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Oh, my God, is it picture day?
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Lisa, quick,
let me fix your hair.
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Ow! It's not picture day,
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and my hair's not pasta.
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I am dressed this way
to honor Dad.
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I never thought about it,
but Homer makes enough
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to pay for this awesome crib,
two cars,
258
00:11:07,058 --> 00:11:09,150
with enough left over
to fill the freezer
259
00:11:09,227 --> 00:11:10,743
with three kinds
of french fries:
260
00:11:10,896 --> 00:11:14,080
waffle, curly and steak-cut.
261
00:11:14,232 --> 00:11:15,732
Dad, all these years
262
00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:18,418
I thought you were
just some uncool roommate
263
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:19,752
that I got stuck with.
264
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:23,740
Now I realize you're a winner.
265
00:11:23,758 --> 00:11:28,411
And that's why I want to be
a nuclear safety inspector.
266
00:11:28,430 --> 00:11:29,412
(sniffles)
267
00:11:29,505 --> 00:11:31,581
Marge, he doesn't
just respect me.
268
00:11:31,674 --> 00:11:33,024
He wants to be me.
269
00:11:33,176 --> 00:11:34,600
What a feeling.
270
00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:38,922
Oh... this must be
how LeBron feels about...
271
00:11:38,940 --> 00:11:41,090
(crying):
...Bronny.
272
00:11:41,109 --> 00:11:42,183
BOTH:
Mmm.
273
00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:44,035
Just like you, Dad, I can't wait
274
00:11:44,112 --> 00:11:45,519
to live the American dream.
275
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,096
Well, actually...
276
00:11:47,115 --> 00:11:49,782
-What?
-Oh, nothing.
277
00:11:49,935 --> 00:11:51,525
Pew, pew, pew!
278
00:11:51,619 --> 00:11:53,194
I'm a superstar spaceman.
279
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:56,105
I'm a modern superhero.
I can fly,
280
00:11:56,199 --> 00:11:58,624
but I can't process
my own trauma.
281
00:11:58,777 --> 00:12:00,460
I'm a nuclear safety guy.
282
00:12:00,612 --> 00:12:02,870
I get tons of money
for not blowing the town up.
283
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,206
Well, the thing about that is...
284
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,967
-What?
-Nothing.
285
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:11,062
-Forget I said anything.
-(groans)
286
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,140
Hey, Dad, guess what.
287
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,794
I made a homemade ID badge,
and Larry just waved me in.
288
00:12:17,963 --> 00:12:20,238
Huh. Where is he?
289
00:12:20,465 --> 00:12:22,365
(snoring)
290
00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,971
Oh, man, what a gig.
291
00:12:27,989 --> 00:12:29,230
Homer's got it made.
292
00:12:29,324 --> 00:12:31,249
JANITOR (chuckles):
He sure does.
293
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:34,068
So, you're visiting your old man
at work today?
294
00:12:34,162 --> 00:12:36,070
I sure am. And this sweet job
295
00:12:36,164 --> 00:12:39,240
will be mine someday.
296
00:12:39,334 --> 00:12:40,333
Wha...?
297
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,076
Hate to burst your bubble, kid,
298
00:12:42,245 --> 00:12:43,928
but the kind of job your dad has
299
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,765
-just doesn't exist anymore.
-Why not?
300
00:12:46,916 --> 00:12:48,582
Well, there's no simple answer
to that.
301
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:51,494
-All right. See you later.
-Bart, come with me
302
00:12:51,513 --> 00:12:53,271
to a magical place
far in the past:
303
00:12:53,348 --> 00:12:55,774
America in the 20th century.
304
00:12:56,001 --> 00:12:57,333
Uh, sure.
305
00:12:57,352 --> 00:12:59,669
But you better not
start singing.
306
00:12:59,687 --> 00:13:02,280
♪ 1945, we won the war ♪
307
00:13:02,507 --> 00:13:05,116
♪ Our boys came back
to the factory floor ♪
308
00:13:05,226 --> 00:13:09,512
♪ The good times rolled,
and smiles were on our faces ♪
309
00:13:09,531 --> 00:13:12,348
♪ With plentiful jobs
for folks of all ages ♪
310
00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:13,958
♪ Even dumb slobs
made excellent wages ♪
311
00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:15,201
♪ The country was booming ♪
312
00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:18,279
♪ Though still pretty racist ♪
313
00:13:18,373 --> 00:13:19,872
(all mumble)
314
00:13:19,949 --> 00:13:23,042
♪ Oh, and so it came to pass ♪
315
00:13:23,211 --> 00:13:25,286
♪ With hard work
and grit and brass ♪
316
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,138
♪ Bit by bit, we built ♪
317
00:13:27,365 --> 00:13:30,975
-♪ Our middle class ♪
-♪ Nice little middle class ♪
318
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,479
♪ I need cash for food and gas ♪
319
00:13:34,630 --> 00:13:37,040
♪ Black light posters,
beer and grass ♪
320
00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:39,651
♪ Time for me to join
the middle class ♪
321
00:13:39,878 --> 00:13:41,711
♪ Oh, boy, that middle class ♪
322
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,470
♪ Go join that middle class ♪
323
00:13:43,565 --> 00:13:46,140
♪ Well, I'm not smart,
I'm not a go-getter ♪
324
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,326
♪ My drinking problem's
not getting better ♪
325
00:13:48,477 --> 00:13:50,553
♪ What job
could I possibly do? ♪
326
00:13:50,646 --> 00:13:53,314
-♪ Nuclear safety inspector ♪
-Whoo-hoo!
327
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,149
♪ Your dad and his buddies
had it swell ♪
328
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,651
♪ But gradually
it all went to hell ♪
329
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,653
♪ Factories closed,
unemployment would spike ♪
330
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:02,173
♪ Here to explain it
is Robert B. Reich ♪
331
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:05,068
The decline of unions,
rampant corporate greed,
332
00:14:05,161 --> 00:14:06,327
Wall Street malfeasance
333
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,179
and the rise
of shortsighted politics
334
00:14:08,406 --> 00:14:11,074
all contributed to increased
economic inequality,
335
00:14:11,092 --> 00:14:13,926
widespread real unemployment,
wage stagnation,
336
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:18,022
and a lower standard of living
for millions of Americans.
337
00:14:18,174 --> 00:14:20,249
♪ They chopped salaries
to raise stock prices ♪
338
00:14:20,343 --> 00:14:22,676
♪ Cut up the pie
and kept all the slices ♪
339
00:14:22,845 --> 00:14:24,437
♪ Tax breaks went to CEOs ♪
340
00:14:24,606 --> 00:14:27,031
♪ Never trickling down
to average joes ♪
341
00:14:27,258 --> 00:14:29,592
♪ And so it came to pass ♪
342
00:14:29,611 --> 00:14:31,444
♪ Greedy rich men
kicked our ass ♪
343
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,764
♪ Fiddling while they burned
our middle class ♪
344
00:14:34,857 --> 00:14:37,083
♪ Poor little middle class ♪
345
00:14:38,770 --> 00:14:41,695
All right, thanks
for the history lesson, nerds.
346
00:14:41,789 --> 00:14:43,697
But what does any of this
have to do with me?
347
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,775
You see, my dad's still working,
348
00:14:45,793 --> 00:14:47,960
and I want to be just like him.
349
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,278
I'm sure you do.
350
00:14:49,372 --> 00:14:51,372
But there's something else
you need to learn,
351
00:14:51,466 --> 00:14:54,058
and my friend here
is happy to teach you.
352
00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:55,618
Ugh, you.
353
00:14:55,787 --> 00:14:58,712
For days, you've been dying
to say something. Just spill it.
354
00:14:58,806 --> 00:15:01,474
♪ You want a job like Dad?
Too bad, so sad ♪
355
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,976
-♪ You'll never have the life
our flabby dad had ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪
356
00:15:04,129 --> 00:15:06,145
♪ What can he do
that a robot can't? ♪
357
00:15:06,297 --> 00:15:08,297
♪ These Oreos taste
like nuclear plant ♪
358
00:15:08,316 --> 00:15:10,408
♪ Yo, all I need
is a foot in the door ♪
359
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,635
♪ And I'll take Dad's job
when he dies at 44 ♪
360
00:15:12,654 --> 00:15:15,062
♪ That job you see
now needs a PhD ♪
361
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,582
-♪ While paying student loans
leaves you in poverty ♪
-♪ What? ♪
362
00:15:17,733 --> 00:15:19,992
-♪ No brand-new car,
no fancy house ♪
-♪ No, cool ♪
363
00:15:20,145 --> 00:15:22,236
-♪ No hot dinners cooked
by your stay-at-home spouse ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪
364
00:15:22,363 --> 00:15:24,238
♪ You're gonna pinch
every dollar and cent ♪
365
00:15:24,332 --> 00:15:25,406
♪ And you'll
still have to choose ♪
366
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:26,925
♪ Between health care and rent ♪
367
00:15:27,076 --> 00:15:28,668
I'll probably just buy
a PlayStation 6.
368
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,003
♪ You're naive, but it'll pass ♪
369
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,431
-♪ They'll repo your skateboard,
you'll grow up fast ♪
-♪ Mm-hmm ♪
370
00:15:33,658 --> 00:15:35,767
♪ He's Jeff Bezos,
we're just bozos ♪
371
00:15:35,994 --> 00:15:37,677
♪ Goodbye, middle class ♪
372
00:15:37,829 --> 00:15:40,163
♪ These are facts,
they're not controversial ♪
373
00:15:40,256 --> 00:15:42,357
♪ We can't even afford what they
sell in this commercial. ♪
374
00:15:48,189 --> 00:15:50,264
Okay, so, you're saying
maybe I'll have a tough time
375
00:15:50,358 --> 00:15:51,932
getting a job like my dad's.
376
00:15:52,026 --> 00:15:53,342
No, no, I'm saying
377
00:15:53,436 --> 00:15:54,953
you'll definitely never get
a job like your dad's,
378
00:15:55,104 --> 00:15:56,512
and you'll have a tough time
379
00:15:56,531 --> 00:15:58,698
finding
something significantly worse.
380
00:15:58,792 --> 00:15:59,849
Thanks for the song and dance,
381
00:15:59,942 --> 00:16:03,019
but I think
I'm gonna be just fine.
382
00:16:03,037 --> 00:16:05,855
♪ 'Cause there's a lot of new
ways a guy can make a dollar ♪
383
00:16:06,024 --> 00:16:08,524
♪ I'll ride the money train,
make it rain, holla ♪
384
00:16:08,543 --> 00:16:11,043
♪ I'll buy and sell Bitcoin,
build a new app ♪
385
00:16:11,196 --> 00:16:13,362
♪ Do pranks on YouTube,
I'm great at that crap ♪
386
00:16:13,381 --> 00:16:15,473
♪ Film TikTok tricks
on my sick motorbike ♪
387
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:18,367
-♪ Your chances are slim ♪
-♪ Go to hell, Robert Reich ♪
388
00:16:18,369 --> 00:16:20,144
♪ Those aren't careers,
they're a million to one ♪
389
00:16:20,221 --> 00:16:22,629
♪ You ain't that lucky
and you ain't smart, son ♪
390
00:16:22,798 --> 00:16:25,057
♪ Who gives a damn?
I'll find my new jam ♪
391
00:16:25,134 --> 00:16:27,151
♪ As an influencer
on Instagram ♪
392
00:16:27,378 --> 00:16:29,636
♪ If all else fails,
I got backup plans ♪
393
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:33,640
♪ I can shake my cans
on OnlyFans. ♪
394
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,551
No. Just... no.
395
00:16:35,644 --> 00:16:39,222
Okay, great.
So I have no options whatsoever.
396
00:16:39,315 --> 00:16:41,574
Smell you later, dude.
397
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:42,892
Isn't it infuriating?
398
00:16:42,910 --> 00:16:44,894
We'll never live
as well as they did.
399
00:16:44,987 --> 00:16:46,704
Why doesn't anyone do anything
about this?
400
00:16:46,856 --> 00:16:49,490
Well, there's an answer to that,
but it's not one you'll like.
401
00:16:49,584 --> 00:16:52,068
♪ Moe the bartender,
serve it up on the mic ♪
402
00:16:52,161 --> 00:16:54,420
♪ So, greedy politicians
write bad laws ♪
403
00:16:54,572 --> 00:16:56,848
♪ Throwing goodies to the rich
like Santy Claus ♪
404
00:16:56,999 --> 00:16:59,258
♪ They chew up us poors,
who votes for these guys? ♪
405
00:16:59,335 --> 00:17:01,668
♪ All my friends
are dropping like flies ♪
406
00:17:01,763 --> 00:17:04,004
♪ And where are these voters
getting their cues? ♪
407
00:17:04,098 --> 00:17:06,190
♪ Putin for president,
next on Fox News ♪
408
00:17:06,417 --> 00:17:08,601
♪ And that's why our system
is so out of order? ♪
409
00:17:08,753 --> 00:17:11,771
♪ Cross-dressing drug fiends
are crossing our border ♪
410
00:17:11,923 --> 00:17:13,531
(indistinct chatter)
411
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:23,099
♪ We vote for gun nuts
and climate deniers ♪
412
00:17:23,268 --> 00:17:27,286
♪ Lunatics from QAnon
and con men and liars ♪
413
00:17:27,438 --> 00:17:30,715
♪ They shred our safety net
and gut Medicare ♪
414
00:17:30,866 --> 00:17:32,625
♪ But they get our vote ♪
415
00:17:32,777 --> 00:17:36,946
♪ 'Cause we're incredibly easy
to scare ♪
416
00:17:36,964 --> 00:17:39,206
♪ Cable news
declares we're doomed ♪
417
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:41,041
♪ And Facebook
feeds our fright ♪
418
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,393
♪ They convince us
things were great ♪
419
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,787
♪ When gas was cheap
and men were white ♪
420
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,713
♪ So we rally round the crooks ♪
421
00:17:46,808 --> 00:17:48,974
♪ And the creepy and the crass ♪
422
00:17:49,127 --> 00:17:53,696
♪ The vengeful id
of our vanishing middle class ♪
423
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,799
So, as you can see, Bart...
424
00:17:56,892 --> 00:17:58,743
Bart?
425
00:17:58,894 --> 00:18:01,245
♪ I get it, dude, abandon hope ♪
426
00:18:01,397 --> 00:18:03,139
♪ We can't escape
our slippery slope ♪
427
00:18:03,232 --> 00:18:04,807
♪ The future's
a sandwich made of poo ♪
428
00:18:04,826 --> 00:18:08,252
♪ Just tell me,
what do you want me to do? ♪
429
00:18:08,404 --> 00:18:10,496
Burn it.
430
00:18:10,648 --> 00:18:12,665
"Burn it"? Burn what?
431
00:18:12,817 --> 00:18:14,150
Well, that's up to you.
432
00:18:14,168 --> 00:18:17,411
All I know
is what a janitor knows.
433
00:18:17,488 --> 00:18:20,080
♪ If it's broke,
don't wait till later ♪
434
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:24,418
♪ Chuck it in the incinerator ♪
435
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,254
Hmm.
I do enjoy destroying things.
436
00:18:27,348 --> 00:18:30,024
And this tie looks flammable.
437
00:18:32,003 --> 00:18:33,260
Wait, Bart, I meant the system.
438
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,095
Burn it down and then reform it.
439
00:18:35,189 --> 00:18:36,280
It was a metaphor.
440
00:18:36,432 --> 00:18:39,099
Eh. I never learned
what that word means.
441
00:18:39,268 --> 00:18:42,345
-Our education system
is also terrible.
-No!
442
00:18:42,363 --> 00:18:46,290
♪ And so it comes to pass ♪
443
00:18:46,442 --> 00:18:50,519
♪ Strike a match
and raise a glass ♪
444
00:18:50,613 --> 00:18:52,112
♪ All dreams die ♪
445
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:58,344
♪ So goodbye, middle class ♪
446
00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:00,546
(gasps)
447
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,381
Oh, my God.
448
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,143
(gasps)
Oh, so this is real?
449
00:19:05,294 --> 00:19:06,869
Help!
450
00:19:06,962 --> 00:19:08,980
I want to live
to see the future,
451
00:19:09,131 --> 00:19:11,691
even if it's gonna be
incredibly crappy!
452
00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:15,361
(Homer gasps)
453
00:19:16,564 --> 00:19:18,990
(siren wails)
454
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,552
You saved me.
455
00:19:23,554 --> 00:19:25,979
♪ Hang on tight,
you'll be okay ♪
456
00:19:26,148 --> 00:19:28,482
Thanks! By the way,
how good's your pay?
457
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,818
♪ Pay's good, and pension's
great when we retire ♪
458
00:19:31,913 --> 00:19:35,564
-Nice.
-♪ Sweet health plan
plus cool hat and boots ♪
459
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:37,233
♪ We're always hiring
new recruits ♪
460
00:19:37,251 --> 00:19:40,252
♪ 'Cause luckily
the planet is on fire ♪
461
00:19:40,405 --> 00:19:42,071
FIREFIGHTERS:
♪ Even the ocean ♪
462
00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:44,089
Mom, Dad,
I figured out what I'm gonna do.
463
00:19:44,242 --> 00:19:45,591
I'm gonna be a fireman.
464
00:19:45,743 --> 00:19:49,078
Well, it is true that fire
isn't going anywhere.
465
00:19:49,096 --> 00:19:51,580
♪ But you still hold me
in high regard ♪
466
00:19:51,674 --> 00:19:53,916
-♪ Eat my shorts,
you tub of lard ♪
-D'oh!
467
00:19:53,935 --> 00:19:56,110
♪ We save lives
and look badass ♪
468
00:19:57,271 --> 00:19:59,513
♪ And we whistle as they pass ♪
469
00:19:59,607 --> 00:20:00,847
(women wolf whistle)
470
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,775
♪ The last men standing ♪
471
00:20:02,927 --> 00:20:04,702
♪ In our middle ♪
472
00:20:04,853 --> 00:20:11,500
♪ Class. ♪
473
00:20:25,967 --> 00:20:28,133
-What the hell was that?
-From what I can gather,
474
00:20:28,286 --> 00:20:30,786
a singing janitor
took Bart on a magical journey
475
00:20:30,879 --> 00:20:32,972
through
America's postwar economy.
476
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,733
Also, Lisa was a rapper.
477
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:41,130
I'm a little concerned that Bart
set his tree house on fire.
478
00:20:41,299 --> 00:20:45,284
(chuckles) It does seem
like an escalation.
479
00:20:47,229 --> 00:20:49,080
Maybe we can use
this opportunity
480
00:20:49,307 --> 00:20:50,973
to upgrade the backyard.
481
00:20:51,142 --> 00:20:53,492
Yeah. We could get a gazebo.
482
00:20:53,569 --> 00:20:55,544
That'd be nice.
483
00:20:57,331 --> 00:20:59,665
I just read through
our homeowners policy.
484
00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:01,241
We're not covered
for musical numbers.
485
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,743
-D'oh!
-D'oh!
486
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:06,913
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490
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,455
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