1 00:00:13,001 --> 00:00:15,970 ♪ Maybe tomorrow 2 00:00:18,190 --> 00:00:20,624 ♪ When he looks down 3 00:00:22,094 --> 00:00:25,413 ♪ On every green field 4 00:00:25,447 --> 00:00:27,631 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 5 00:00:27,682 --> 00:00:30,151 ♪ In every town 6 00:00:32,621 --> 00:00:35,439 ♪ All of his children 7 00:00:37,025 --> 00:00:39,260 ♪ In every nation 8 00:00:42,264 --> 00:00:46,317 ♪ There'll be peace and good 9 00:00:46,351 --> 00:00:48,866 ♪ Brotherhood 10 00:00:49,303 --> 00:00:53,303 ♪ The Simpsons 24x17 ♪ What Animated Women Want Original Air Date on April 14, 2013 11 00:00:53,304 --> 00:00:57,804 == sync, corrected by elderman == 12 00:00:57,964 --> 00:00:59,456 What do women want? 13 00:00:59,481 --> 00:01:00,923 Throughout their herstory... 14 00:01:00,948 --> 00:01:02,496 That's right, I said herstory. 15 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:05,763 Of plant Earth, men have attempted to answer that 16 00:01:05,788 --> 00:01:07,632 question, and failed. 17 00:01:07,753 --> 00:01:09,928 Or should I say, "maled". 18 00:01:10,066 --> 00:01:11,352 Ha, ha, ha... 19 00:01:11,377 --> 00:01:13,217 Keep it under your head guys. 20 00:01:13,242 --> 00:01:16,422 That I've got a date with a married woman. 21 00:01:16,447 --> 00:01:18,184 So let me guess. Is it Marge? 22 00:01:18,943 --> 00:01:21,017 Her husband's gonna be there too. 23 00:01:21,042 --> 00:01:22,457 Got it. You and Marge. 24 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:24,166 Give up? It's Marge. 25 00:01:24,487 --> 00:01:26,888 I'm having a lunch date with my wife 26 00:01:26,889 --> 00:01:28,907 Good one. Yeah. You got us man. 27 00:01:28,932 --> 00:01:31,103 Ha, ha. A date with my wife. 28 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:33,034 Yeah, well I got plans for lunch too. 29 00:01:33,059 --> 00:01:34,634 I'm lying under a tree. 30 00:01:34,659 --> 00:01:36,735 Hmm. Everybody's got something. 31 00:01:37,977 --> 00:01:41,713 Ooh... this is the coolest sushi restaurant in town. 32 00:01:41,748 --> 00:01:45,350 It got three and a half stars in the Springfield Tire Guide. 33 00:01:45,385 --> 00:01:46,718 When we got married, 34 00:01:46,753 --> 00:01:48,954 I promised you a life full of romance. 35 00:01:48,988 --> 00:01:50,222 Now here it is. 36 00:01:56,646 --> 00:01:59,231 Not fresh enough. 37 00:01:59,265 --> 00:02:01,666 Can we get some soy sauce? 38 00:02:01,701 --> 00:02:05,954 We do not recommend soy sauce with that particular roll. 39 00:02:09,325 --> 00:02:10,942 No soy sauce! 40 00:02:10,977 --> 00:02:13,111 You and all your ancestors... 41 00:02:13,146 --> 00:02:14,379 banned! 42 00:02:16,115 --> 00:02:17,249 But-but I... but... 43 00:02:17,283 --> 00:02:20,235 Edamame them away! 44 00:02:20,253 --> 00:02:22,337 You really think that's going to get rid of us? 45 00:02:22,372 --> 00:02:25,374 How you like this soy sauce? 46 00:02:25,408 --> 00:02:27,876 The customer is never right! 47 00:02:27,910 --> 00:02:31,313 If they can be that rude, the food must be great. 48 00:02:32,682 --> 00:02:34,866 I was just leaving a tip. 49 00:02:34,901 --> 00:02:36,601 Tip included! 50 00:02:37,987 --> 00:02:39,471 Oh, Marge, this is amazing! 51 00:02:39,505 --> 00:02:40,906 I never realized 52 00:02:40,940 --> 00:02:43,542 some restaurants are better than others. 53 00:02:43,576 --> 00:02:46,211 I hope you are enjoying your sushi. 54 00:02:46,245 --> 00:02:47,646 It's as yummy 55 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,749 as your poorly produced local commercial said. 56 00:02:50,783 --> 00:02:53,819 I argued against that cowboy hat, 57 00:02:53,853 --> 00:02:55,821 but in the end, it worked. 58 00:02:56,789 --> 00:02:58,457 So, without the kids, 59 00:02:58,491 --> 00:03:00,492 we can have sophisticated grown-up talk. 60 00:03:00,526 --> 00:03:02,594 Oh, yeah. Mmm! 61 00:03:02,628 --> 00:03:05,330 And I'm thinking of getting Maggie swimming lessons. 62 00:03:05,364 --> 00:03:06,331 Beats drowning. 63 00:03:06,365 --> 00:03:08,900 When God rested on the seventh day, 64 00:03:08,935 --> 00:03:12,604 did he take a nap or do a hobby he enjoyed? 65 00:03:14,307 --> 00:03:15,807 I think I'm interesting! 66 00:03:15,842 --> 00:03:17,242 What?! What?! 67 00:03:17,276 --> 00:03:20,078 You're interesting! Why would you say that?! 68 00:03:20,113 --> 00:03:22,247 Can you chew with your mouth closed? 69 00:03:22,281 --> 00:03:25,150 It's like looking into a garbage disposal. 70 00:03:25,184 --> 00:03:28,286 Words hurt, you know? 71 00:03:34,127 --> 00:03:37,762 The most romantic part of this was the hold music 72 00:03:37,797 --> 00:03:39,598 when I made the reservation. 73 00:03:39,632 --> 00:03:41,633 Maybe it's time for a visit 74 00:03:41,667 --> 00:03:44,469 from Wally the Kissing Walrus. 75 00:03:48,407 --> 00:03:50,642 Everything has its breaking point. 76 00:03:50,676 --> 00:03:52,777 Even the strongest substance in the universe... 77 00:03:52,812 --> 00:03:55,046 a married mother of three. 78 00:03:55,081 --> 00:03:57,949 That usually works, but not today. 79 00:03:57,984 --> 00:03:59,117 Uh-oh. 80 00:03:59,152 --> 00:04:02,020 Marge, I thought this was an innocuous lunch, 81 00:04:02,054 --> 00:04:04,289 but it's become terribly ocuous! 82 00:04:04,323 --> 00:04:06,558 Uh, conversation, conversation... 83 00:04:06,592 --> 00:04:07,826 You look great. 84 00:04:07,860 --> 00:04:09,327 And, uh, how was your day? 85 00:04:09,362 --> 00:04:10,962 Lousy. 86 00:04:10,997 --> 00:04:12,531 You can't spell "lousy" without "us." 87 00:04:12,565 --> 00:04:14,332 I'm going to take a cab. 88 00:04:16,169 --> 00:04:17,402 Marge, wait! 89 00:04:18,538 --> 00:04:20,705 Listen, we swore we'd never go to sleep 90 00:04:20,740 --> 00:04:22,340 angry at each other. 91 00:04:22,375 --> 00:04:23,842 I'm not going to sleep. 92 00:04:23,876 --> 00:04:27,045 Well, you didn't have two beers with your lunch. 93 00:04:31,050 --> 00:04:32,984 Oh, my God. A marriage so perfect 94 00:04:33,019 --> 00:04:35,187 that I could take it for granted for years 95 00:04:35,221 --> 00:04:36,521 suddenly explodes. 96 00:04:36,556 --> 00:04:38,890 What do I do? What do I do? 97 00:04:38,925 --> 00:04:41,226 For a man confronted with danger, 98 00:04:41,260 --> 00:04:43,695 two responses immediately come to mind. 99 00:04:43,729 --> 00:04:46,364 I like that picture of the sneaker with the wings. 100 00:04:46,399 --> 00:04:48,600 I'm gonna flee! 101 00:04:52,205 --> 00:04:55,207 Where's an electric sidewalk when you need one? 102 00:04:55,241 --> 00:04:56,575 Fleeing didn't work. 103 00:04:56,609 --> 00:04:57,943 I have no choice. 104 00:04:57,977 --> 00:04:59,377 I will have to... 105 00:04:59,412 --> 00:05:02,714 do whatever the other thing was! 106 00:05:02,748 --> 00:05:05,050 As Homer prepares to fight for his marriage, 107 00:05:05,084 --> 00:05:07,686 another battle between the sexes begins... 108 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:10,956 on the other side of Springfield. 109 00:05:14,660 --> 00:05:16,962 Just once, I wish Lisa would get up, 110 00:05:16,996 --> 00:05:19,030 come over and sit next to me. 111 00:05:19,065 --> 00:05:22,033 She's getting up! She's coming over! 112 00:05:22,068 --> 00:05:23,768 This is a nightmare! 113 00:05:23,803 --> 00:05:26,271 I think our lunches got mixed up. 114 00:05:26,305 --> 00:05:28,473 Oh, I'm sorry. That means I threw yours out. 115 00:05:28,507 --> 00:05:31,076 But I still have a couple of your mini carrots. 116 00:05:31,110 --> 00:05:32,244 Mm-hmm. 117 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:34,913 What's the matter? Not a vegetarian? 118 00:05:34,947 --> 00:05:37,048 Milhouse, got anything good? 119 00:05:37,083 --> 00:05:41,920 Sure. I've got goulash, schnitzel, salmagundi... 120 00:05:41,954 --> 00:05:43,922 Ooh, a cupcake. 121 00:05:43,956 --> 00:05:45,590 Oh, yeah... 122 00:05:45,625 --> 00:05:47,726 Um... do you want it? 123 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:49,294 Mm-hmm. 124 00:05:49,328 --> 00:05:52,397 I'm gonna give up my cupcake for a second of attention? 125 00:05:52,431 --> 00:05:55,533 Isn't there a better way to relate to a girl? 126 00:05:59,338 --> 00:06:01,306 Go wash up and help me clear the table. 127 00:06:02,942 --> 00:06:05,977 Now, that's how I clear the table! 128 00:06:06,012 --> 00:06:08,246 He could board my streetcar any time. 129 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:15,487 Why doesn't Blanche go 130 00:06:15,521 --> 00:06:17,255 for that delightful Karl Malden? 131 00:06:17,290 --> 00:06:19,924 Who, Potato Nose? Forget it. 132 00:06:19,959 --> 00:06:22,761 For some stupid reason, chicks dig Brando. 133 00:06:22,795 --> 00:06:25,030 Sweaty clothes and mumbling? 134 00:06:25,064 --> 00:06:28,633 I've been wasting my time with this sophisticated act. 135 00:06:35,374 --> 00:06:38,710 Lisa, you can't have my cupcake. 136 00:06:38,744 --> 00:06:41,012 Wha...? You heard me, Duchess. 137 00:06:41,047 --> 00:06:43,214 It's mine, and I'm saving it. 138 00:06:43,249 --> 00:06:45,450 Oh, okay. If you'll excuse me, 139 00:06:45,484 --> 00:06:48,887 I have to go think of you in a different light. 140 00:06:48,921 --> 00:06:52,324 Great. She's never gonna talk to me again. 141 00:06:52,358 --> 00:06:55,477 I'm sorry I was inconsiderate, Milhouse. 142 00:06:55,511 --> 00:06:58,980 And furthermore, I respect you more for saying no. 143 00:07:00,516 --> 00:07:01,883 Tell you what, babe. 144 00:07:01,917 --> 00:07:04,919 Why don't you get me a milk? 145 00:07:04,954 --> 00:07:07,055 Milhouse, where are you going with this? 146 00:07:07,089 --> 00:07:09,891 Playing the biggest hunch of my life. 147 00:07:09,925 --> 00:07:12,093 I just have one thing to say: 148 00:07:12,128 --> 00:07:13,428 chocolate or regular? 149 00:07:13,462 --> 00:07:14,696 Huh? 150 00:07:14,730 --> 00:07:17,432 Why am I doing this? 151 00:07:17,466 --> 00:07:20,568 What are you doing, going to Wisconsin for the milk? 152 00:07:20,603 --> 00:07:23,738 I've seen cafeteria ketchup move faster! 153 00:07:29,812 --> 00:07:32,514 Who knew having a backbone was attractive? 154 00:07:32,548 --> 00:07:33,848 Certainly not I. 155 00:07:33,883 --> 00:07:35,850 It would change the way my suits fit. 156 00:07:35,885 --> 00:07:38,453 Milhouse, you'll probably think this is lame, 157 00:07:38,487 --> 00:07:41,222 but I was gonna go for a nature walk after school, 158 00:07:41,257 --> 00:07:43,091 and I thought maybe you'd like to... 159 00:07:43,125 --> 00:07:44,926 Just start nature-walking. 160 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,895 See if I show up. 161 00:07:46,929 --> 00:07:48,697 Milhouse has made his choice, 162 00:07:48,731 --> 00:07:51,466 and if there's any justice, he's doomed. 163 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:53,968 Now let's see what Maggie's up to. 164 00:07:55,004 --> 00:07:56,571 Moving on... 165 00:07:56,605 --> 00:08:00,575 Why are all his laundry-basket shots three point attempts? 166 00:08:03,846 --> 00:08:07,048 What are you doing home from work? 167 00:08:07,083 --> 00:08:08,450 I'm fighting for you, babe. 168 00:08:08,484 --> 00:08:09,784 Fighting like I would 169 00:08:09,819 --> 00:08:12,287 for the last slice of cold pizza in the box. 170 00:08:12,321 --> 00:08:14,723 And to show you how serious I am... 171 00:08:14,757 --> 00:08:16,791 From the gas station? 172 00:08:16,826 --> 00:08:19,961 From the place beside the gas station. 173 00:08:19,995 --> 00:08:21,229 Hmm. 174 00:08:21,263 --> 00:08:23,932 Well, that does sound good. 175 00:08:23,966 --> 00:08:27,402 I'll just stick this in your apology card drawer. 176 00:08:33,809 --> 00:08:36,811 No. I'm tired of your broken promises. 177 00:08:36,846 --> 00:08:39,114 "Marge, I'm gonna lose ten pounds." 178 00:08:39,148 --> 00:08:41,449 "Sweetie, I'll be home at 8:00 p.m." 179 00:08:41,484 --> 00:08:43,451 "Sweetie, I'll be home at 8:00 a.m." 180 00:08:43,486 --> 00:08:45,120 "I'll take you out 181 00:08:45,154 --> 00:08:48,223 to the most romantic lunch of your life." I'm done! 182 00:08:50,726 --> 00:08:54,162 Marge was so happy when I made those promises. 183 00:08:54,196 --> 00:08:55,597 What changed? 184 00:09:05,034 --> 00:09:07,085 Milhouse, seeing you there 185 00:09:07,119 --> 00:09:08,186 saying nothing... 186 00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:10,021 it's the cutest you've ever been. 187 00:09:10,055 --> 00:09:11,356 Uh... 188 00:09:11,390 --> 00:09:12,690 Hush, sweet boy. 189 00:09:12,725 --> 00:09:15,159 Let me get lost in the blue of your eyebrows. 190 00:09:15,194 --> 00:09:16,861 Whatever. 191 00:09:16,896 --> 00:09:19,998 Did you bring me that sandwich what I sent you out for? 192 00:09:20,032 --> 00:09:22,000 It came with fries or salad. 193 00:09:22,034 --> 00:09:23,868 Whichever you picked, you picked wrong. 194 00:09:23,903 --> 00:09:25,837 Well, I wasn't sure, so I got both. 195 00:09:25,871 --> 00:09:28,439 Who knows her little Milhouse? 196 00:09:28,474 --> 00:09:30,875 I'm acting like a jerk, and Lisa's eating it up. 197 00:09:30,910 --> 00:09:32,477 Why don't I feel good? 198 00:09:32,511 --> 00:09:36,548 I need advice from the most important woman in my life. 199 00:09:36,582 --> 00:09:39,067 So everything was going great, 200 00:09:39,101 --> 00:09:43,404 and then I wondered if the me she likes is the real me. 201 00:09:43,439 --> 00:09:45,907 Well, let me say this is the first time 202 00:09:45,941 --> 00:09:47,809 you've been brave enough to sit in this office 203 00:09:47,843 --> 00:09:49,477 without a bunny in your lap. 204 00:09:49,511 --> 00:09:50,845 Where is the bunny?! 205 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:53,214 He's in the closet. He's fine. 206 00:09:53,249 --> 00:09:56,751 I'm over here, Milhouse. Focus. 207 00:09:56,785 --> 00:09:58,052 You got to help me, Doc. 208 00:09:58,087 --> 00:10:00,655 I just don't know what to do. 209 00:10:00,689 --> 00:10:02,323 Don't worry, I'm here for you, 210 00:10:02,358 --> 00:10:05,026 and I'll be here for as long as it takes. 211 00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:07,328 I'm fired? 212 00:10:07,363 --> 00:10:08,730 You're on your own. 213 00:10:08,764 --> 00:10:10,999 I'll clean out my office immediately. 214 00:10:11,033 --> 00:10:14,002 I'll show you how to clean out an office! 215 00:10:15,387 --> 00:10:19,657 I don't usually say this to kids, but don't be yourself. 216 00:10:19,692 --> 00:10:21,726 Because yourself is not working. 217 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,595 Be that guy you just were. 218 00:10:23,629 --> 00:10:24,629 Gotcha. 219 00:10:31,537 --> 00:10:34,789 Oh, I love you, Fluffy Fella. 220 00:10:34,823 --> 00:10:37,358 I just got fired! I need it more than you. 221 00:10:37,393 --> 00:10:38,893 Fluffy Fella! 222 00:10:38,928 --> 00:10:41,429 Fella...! 223 00:10:41,463 --> 00:10:43,765 Meanwhile, Homer was doing something 224 00:10:43,799 --> 00:10:46,618 very difficult for him-- thinking. 225 00:10:46,652 --> 00:10:49,087 How do I win Marge over? 226 00:10:49,121 --> 00:10:51,089 I could get her kids to like me. 227 00:10:51,123 --> 00:10:53,024 No, that ship has sailed. 228 00:10:53,058 --> 00:10:55,293 Hmm. 229 00:10:55,327 --> 00:10:58,863 Fortunately, the modern man has a third alternative. 230 00:10:58,897 --> 00:11:01,199 Hmm. Would it make a woman happy 231 00:11:01,233 --> 00:11:04,018 to do the things she asked you to do? 232 00:11:05,304 --> 00:11:07,171 I think it would. 233 00:11:07,206 --> 00:11:10,108 Searchy, where can I find brake fluid? 234 00:11:10,142 --> 00:11:13,878 There are 14 Taco Joes in your area. 235 00:11:13,912 --> 00:11:15,680 That was yesterday. 236 00:11:15,714 --> 00:11:18,816 "Yesterday" by John Lennon and Paul McCartney. 237 00:11:18,851 --> 00:11:21,452 Where can I find a better voice-activated search machine? 238 00:11:22,855 --> 00:11:25,156 Oh, I can't please any woman. 239 00:11:29,828 --> 00:11:31,279 Milhouse, I'm not sure why 240 00:11:31,313 --> 00:11:34,015 you left me in the forest, so I made cookies. 241 00:11:34,049 --> 00:11:35,350 But I didn't know what kind you liked, 242 00:11:35,384 --> 00:11:36,985 so I made seven kinds. 243 00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:39,554 I've become my mother. 244 00:11:39,588 --> 00:11:42,757 Well, common sense never goes out of style. 245 00:11:42,791 --> 00:11:44,759 That was too easy. 246 00:11:44,793 --> 00:11:45,893 Lisa! 247 00:11:45,928 --> 00:11:47,695 Did you see Marlon Brando 248 00:11:47,730 --> 00:11:49,564 in "Mutiny on the Bounty"? 249 00:11:49,598 --> 00:11:51,499 No, nobody did. 250 00:11:51,533 --> 00:11:53,534 Then this is just me. 251 00:11:58,624 --> 00:11:59,841 Ta-da. 252 00:12:01,193 --> 00:12:02,543 Bart! Milhouse! 253 00:12:04,413 --> 00:12:05,446 Hmm. 254 00:12:14,637 --> 00:12:17,138 Okay, let's see how straight it is. 255 00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:20,742 Guess who's coming to dinner. 256 00:12:20,776 --> 00:12:23,428 What have I told you about comical entrances? 257 00:12:23,446 --> 00:12:24,696 Sorry. 258 00:12:24,730 --> 00:12:27,065 But you never said anything about comical exits. 259 00:12:31,070 --> 00:12:32,420 Homie, what are you doing? 260 00:12:32,455 --> 00:12:34,189 I'm planing down that door 261 00:12:34,223 --> 00:12:35,624 that always sticks. 262 00:12:35,658 --> 00:12:37,542 I put training wheels on Bart's bike, 263 00:12:37,577 --> 00:12:40,078 and made an appointment with the dermatologist 264 00:12:40,112 --> 00:12:42,814 to see about my slowly receding hairline. 265 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,382 Oh, Homer. 266 00:12:44,417 --> 00:12:45,967 Yes, my love? 267 00:12:46,002 --> 00:12:48,653 This list is from six years ago. 268 00:12:48,688 --> 00:12:49,955 Oh, well, 269 00:12:49,989 --> 00:12:51,590 you know how, in the Special Olympics, 270 00:12:51,624 --> 00:12:53,792 they give medals just for showing up? 271 00:12:53,826 --> 00:12:56,478 How many times do I have to tell you to quit 272 00:12:56,512 --> 00:12:59,681 comparing our relationship to the Special Olympics? 273 00:12:59,732 --> 00:13:01,316 When all is lost, 274 00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:03,785 a man's mind turns to one thing 275 00:13:03,819 --> 00:13:05,837 and one thing only. 276 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:08,806 What fish may I deplete from our oceans 277 00:13:08,824 --> 00:13:10,492 for your passing pleasure? 278 00:13:10,526 --> 00:13:12,794 Perhaps some shark fin soup? 279 00:13:12,828 --> 00:13:14,079 Whale tonsils? 280 00:13:14,113 --> 00:13:15,764 Baby dolphin blowhole? 281 00:13:15,798 --> 00:13:16,965 Turtle smile? 282 00:13:16,999 --> 00:13:18,934 I'd like a lot of food, 283 00:13:18,968 --> 00:13:21,119 and for this to be the last decision I have to make. 284 00:13:21,153 --> 00:13:23,321 Aye, you want omakase-- 285 00:13:23,356 --> 00:13:24,356 chef's choice. 286 00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:26,024 You're all I have left. 287 00:13:26,058 --> 00:13:28,026 I trust you completely. 288 00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:29,361 And I you. 289 00:13:29,395 --> 00:13:30,962 Let me run your credit card 290 00:13:30,997 --> 00:13:32,664 to celebrate that trust. 291 00:13:32,698 --> 00:13:34,532 Okay. 292 00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:35,800 This should do it. 293 00:13:35,835 --> 00:13:38,670 Thank you, Mr. Franders. 294 00:13:39,972 --> 00:13:42,207 Lis, you saved us. 295 00:13:42,241 --> 00:13:44,109 Milhouse, are you okay? 296 00:13:44,143 --> 00:13:46,094 Milhouse, for Superman II, 297 00:13:46,128 --> 00:13:48,597 I got $5 million for three days work, 298 00:13:48,631 --> 00:13:53,184 so don't expect any more free advice from me. 299 00:13:53,219 --> 00:13:56,054 How about me, Potato Nose? 300 00:13:57,223 --> 00:13:59,257 Uh... later. 301 00:14:05,031 --> 00:14:07,198 I see tears in your toro. 302 00:14:07,233 --> 00:14:09,134 Marriage is so tough. 303 00:14:09,168 --> 00:14:12,304 Every second, it could explode catastrophically. 304 00:14:12,338 --> 00:14:14,205 Makes me not want to come home from my job 305 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,507 at the nuclear plant. 306 00:14:15,541 --> 00:14:17,876 I say marriage is like fish. 307 00:14:17,910 --> 00:14:19,894 There are parts so delicious 308 00:14:19,929 --> 00:14:22,697 they could've been sliced from angels... 309 00:14:22,732 --> 00:14:24,866 ...and parts we make into omakase. 310 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:26,701 Omakase... 311 00:14:26,736 --> 00:14:29,004 Where have I heard that word before? 312 00:14:29,038 --> 00:14:31,306 You haven't-- now, finish your omakase. 313 00:14:31,340 --> 00:14:33,908 Although we have but one ocean, 314 00:14:33,943 --> 00:14:36,845 it offers many special delights. 315 00:14:40,182 --> 00:14:43,018 Wow. 316 00:14:43,052 --> 00:14:46,154 Wow, this is the most delicious analogy I've ever eaten. 317 00:14:46,188 --> 00:14:48,556 I need to share this insight with Marge. 318 00:14:48,591 --> 00:14:51,159 Put this in your finest Styrofoam. 319 00:14:54,246 --> 00:14:56,581 Once again, by eating alone, 320 00:14:56,615 --> 00:14:58,283 I have saved my marriage. 321 00:14:58,317 --> 00:15:00,885 Please enjoy, with my compliments. 322 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,922 You can even eat the eyes. 323 00:15:03,956 --> 00:15:06,024 Hmm. 324 00:15:06,058 --> 00:15:08,259 He ate the eye. 325 00:15:09,795 --> 00:15:12,697 Marge? 326 00:15:12,732 --> 00:15:15,050 For reasons I forgot in the car, 327 00:15:15,084 --> 00:15:17,535 this sushi represents our marriage. 328 00:15:17,570 --> 00:15:20,905 But what I know for sure is that I want to share it with you. 329 00:15:24,293 --> 00:15:25,527 He's taken a step. 330 00:15:25,561 --> 00:15:27,562 He's really close. 331 00:15:27,596 --> 00:15:30,899 All he has to do is not eat a piece before I do. 332 00:15:34,937 --> 00:15:36,604 Okay. 333 00:15:36,639 --> 00:15:39,207 But every man deserves a second chance. 334 00:15:39,241 --> 00:15:40,675 As long as he doesn't... 335 00:15:41,761 --> 00:15:43,228 I'm not hungry. 336 00:15:43,262 --> 00:15:44,529 Good night. 337 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:51,886 Well, at least you don't have to suffer, boy. 338 00:15:53,489 --> 00:15:56,825 Someone fed my sushi to a dog! 339 00:15:56,859 --> 00:16:00,228 You didn't get so mad when I told you I was fired today. 340 00:16:00,262 --> 00:16:01,963 Blessing in disguise. 341 00:16:01,997 --> 00:16:04,099 Now you can get your PhD. 342 00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:06,901 I don't want a PhD. I want a baby. 343 00:16:06,936 --> 00:16:08,803 Here we go again. 344 00:16:15,368 --> 00:16:18,253 Lisa, I could be anyone for you. 345 00:16:18,288 --> 00:16:20,389 Except someone who's mean to you. 346 00:16:20,423 --> 00:16:24,109 So I'm just gonna cave in and give you the cupcake. 347 00:16:24,143 --> 00:16:26,228 I don't know... it's four days old, 348 00:16:26,262 --> 00:16:27,829 I just ate... 349 00:16:27,864 --> 00:16:29,698 Who are you, the Queen of Siam? 350 00:16:29,732 --> 00:16:31,400 Just take the cupcake. 351 00:16:31,434 --> 00:16:33,568 Okay. 352 00:16:34,787 --> 00:16:37,539 I wonder if Brando liked cupcakes. 353 00:16:37,573 --> 00:16:41,076 I'm down to two a day, but I've been dead for ten years. 354 00:16:41,110 --> 00:16:42,210 Aw, Moe. 355 00:16:42,245 --> 00:16:43,712 Can you think of a way 356 00:16:43,746 --> 00:16:45,447 to please a woman that starts with "F"? 357 00:16:45,481 --> 00:16:47,441 Hey, you know, it's funny you should mention that. 358 00:16:47,450 --> 00:16:49,885 I've been reading that, uh, Fifty Shades of Grey, 359 00:16:49,919 --> 00:16:52,454 and it turns out that what chicks want now is a guy 360 00:16:52,488 --> 00:16:54,790 to give them what for in the bedroom there. 361 00:16:54,824 --> 00:16:57,726 Whoo-hoo! I'll woo her with whoo-hoo. 362 00:17:00,146 --> 00:17:01,980 Ah, you know, if this is what women like, 363 00:17:02,015 --> 00:17:03,949 I should be a lot more popular. 364 00:17:03,983 --> 00:17:07,285 But it does inspire me to work on my fan fiction. 365 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:10,756 "Sheriff Andy took Barney in his arms 366 00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:13,291 "and kissed him deeply, then said, 367 00:17:13,326 --> 00:17:15,160 "'Now, if Aunt Bee asks, 368 00:17:15,194 --> 00:17:16,778 we were down at the fishin' hole.'" 369 00:17:16,813 --> 00:17:19,564 I-I can't be the only one who likes this. 370 00:17:24,671 --> 00:17:26,638 Hello, there. 371 00:17:30,009 --> 00:17:31,493 The minister's wife-- what are you doing here? 372 00:17:31,527 --> 00:17:33,562 Um... protesting. 373 00:17:33,596 --> 00:17:35,997 Is this dominating enough for you, sweetheart? 374 00:17:36,032 --> 00:17:38,700 Go back to the cowboy thing and wait in the car. 375 00:17:38,735 --> 00:17:39,901 Help me out here, Homer. 376 00:17:42,238 --> 00:17:44,072 Listenpal, 377 00:17:44,107 --> 00:17:45,574 this may sound kind of kinky, 378 00:17:45,608 --> 00:17:48,543 but, uh, I would like to, uh, 379 00:17:48,578 --> 00:17:50,545 please my wife. 380 00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:52,814 Well, are you comfortable with role play? 381 00:17:52,849 --> 00:17:56,251 I think I could give it a shot what-what, governor. 382 00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:57,419 Bob's your uncle. 383 00:17:57,453 --> 00:17:58,787 Okay, no role play. 384 00:18:01,424 --> 00:18:03,725 Oh, Marge. 385 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:07,028 Come to the garage. 386 00:18:07,063 --> 00:18:09,998 You know it'll be good 'cause I'm saying it 387 00:18:10,032 --> 00:18:13,001 in a singsong fashion. 388 00:18:15,071 --> 00:18:17,372 It's a snuggle dungeon. 389 00:18:17,407 --> 00:18:18,974 Hey, Homer, can I get back my... 390 00:18:21,427 --> 00:18:23,161 What does this do? 391 00:18:23,196 --> 00:18:24,479 Now, just relax. 392 00:18:24,514 --> 00:18:25,463 Sit down... 393 00:18:25,481 --> 00:18:26,464 Not in that chair! 394 00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:27,833 It has no bottom! 395 00:18:27,867 --> 00:18:30,068 This is not putting me in the mood. 396 00:18:30,103 --> 00:18:31,436 Anger's a mood. 397 00:18:31,470 --> 00:18:33,655 Why would you think I'd like this? 398 00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:34,689 I don't know. 399 00:18:34,741 --> 00:18:36,108 It's just that you always say 400 00:18:36,142 --> 00:18:37,826 we should try new things. 401 00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:42,314 But I thought snuggle clamps just might rekindle... 402 00:18:45,168 --> 00:18:47,669 Quick, call the Procter & Gamble help line! 403 00:18:47,703 --> 00:18:48,837 Really? 404 00:18:48,871 --> 00:18:50,539 Geez, they make everything. 405 00:18:54,744 --> 00:18:56,278 Huh? 406 00:18:56,312 --> 00:18:58,480 Oh, my God, Marge is here. 407 00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:00,348 What is she thinking now? 408 00:19:00,383 --> 00:19:02,551 I'm glad you're okay. 409 00:19:02,585 --> 00:19:03,819 Mmm? 410 00:19:03,853 --> 00:19:05,654 Now, I'm going to give you 411 00:19:05,688 --> 00:19:07,689 a powerful muscle relaxant. 412 00:19:09,826 --> 00:19:12,144 Hmm, that was just a placebo. 413 00:19:12,211 --> 00:19:13,211 What does that mean? 414 00:19:13,246 --> 00:19:14,729 Powerful drug. 415 00:19:16,415 --> 00:19:18,884 Homer, I'm glad that you tried, 416 00:19:18,918 --> 00:19:21,920 even though now I can't find the washing machine. 417 00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:23,338 It's behind the Dingle Swing. 418 00:19:23,372 --> 00:19:24,406 Oh... 419 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,558 So you forgive me? 420 00:19:26,592 --> 00:19:28,360 Not because of what you bought, 421 00:19:28,394 --> 00:19:31,029 but because I realized that no matter what, 422 00:19:31,063 --> 00:19:33,598 you will never stop trying, 423 00:19:33,633 --> 00:19:37,035 and there's nothing a woman loves more than that. 424 00:19:37,069 --> 00:19:39,404 Aw, thanks, honey. 425 00:19:39,438 --> 00:19:42,374 So, uh, you're not cool 426 00:19:42,441 --> 00:19:44,176 with any of the toys? 427 00:19:44,210 --> 00:19:47,012 Actually, I'm cool with one of them. 428 00:19:47,046 --> 00:19:48,146 Which one? 429 00:19:48,181 --> 00:19:49,414 Not gonna say. 430 00:19:49,448 --> 00:19:50,448 What size batteries? 431 00:19:50,483 --> 00:19:51,416 D. 432 00:19:51,450 --> 00:19:52,584 Ooh, how many? 433 00:19:52,618 --> 00:19:53,685 Sixteen. 434 00:19:53,719 --> 00:19:54,953 Holy moly. 435 00:20:01,861 --> 00:20:04,729 And so Homer and Marge's marriage 436 00:20:04,747 --> 00:20:06,965 was saved for another week. 437 00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:09,000 As for Milhouse and Lisa... 438 00:20:12,305 --> 00:20:14,639 Aw, that's sweet. 439 00:20:14,674 --> 00:20:17,843 And those are the only two that reached the window. 440 00:20:19,545 --> 00:20:22,580 ♪ What do you get when you fall in love? ♪ 441 00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:26,268 ♪ A guy with a pin to burst your bubble ♪ 442 00:20:26,302 --> 00:20:29,354 ♪ That's what you get for all of your trouble... ♪ 443 00:20:31,107 --> 00:20:34,109 Are we forever to be trapped here in this sea? 444 00:20:38,531 --> 00:20:39,597 Look, a light! 445 00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:41,850 Perhaps that is the way forward. 446 00:20:54,297 --> 00:20:56,147 Our journey begins. 447 00:20:56,182 --> 00:21:01,182 == sync, corrected by elderman == 448 00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:39,264 On the next new Simpsons, 449 00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,317 Springfield fights off a bedbug invasion. 450 00:21:41,351 --> 00:21:43,236 In two weeks, on Fox. 451 00:21:44,273 --> 00:21:46,282 Shh!