1 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:09,091 Season 21 - Episode 03 - The Great Wife Hope - 2 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:03,080 Yes! 3 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:08,419 How did you ever come up with an idea like "crazy bowling"? 4 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:10,262 I Googled "girls having fun," 5 00:02:10,387 --> 00:02:13,596 and after wading through 97,000 pages of porn, 6 00:02:13,721 --> 00:02:15,374 I found "crazy bowling." 7 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:17,636 That's odd. 8 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:20,359 There isn't a single man in this whole bowling alley. 9 00:02:22,289 --> 00:02:24,412 ... the pin! 10 00:02:29,928 --> 00:02:33,536 It's pretty sad when I can't pick up a guy on Super Nacho Tuesday. 11 00:02:33,661 --> 00:02:35,218 Where'd they all go? 12 00:02:35,343 --> 00:02:38,616 You know men. Probably at a baseball game or a bar. 13 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,482 Come on, you pansies! 14 00:03:11,607 --> 00:03:14,193 I've seen fiercer fights in Parliament! 15 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:18,085 Yes, what is this, Prime Minister's Question Time? 16 00:03:18,210 --> 00:03:19,882 Yeah, is it that? 17 00:03:37,595 --> 00:03:40,970 There's no better violence than self-inflicted violence. 18 00:03:43,533 --> 00:03:45,336 Thanks for bringing me here, dad. 19 00:03:45,461 --> 00:03:47,413 I'll remember this day on my deathbed. 20 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:51,564 Not everyone has a deathbed, son. You could die suddenly. 21 00:03:52,582 --> 00:03:56,152 Maybe some punk kid will shoot me to get into a gang. 22 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,153 Maybe. 23 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:02,419 Three hours of half-naked guys fighting like animals. 24 00:04:02,544 --> 00:04:04,285 Just like the ancient Romans. 25 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:07,161 Yeah, except their empire was falling apart. 26 00:04:08,104 --> 00:04:09,248 Stupid Romans. 27 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:11,667 Ask him. 28 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:16,109 Sir, could you sign my program with a swear word? 29 00:04:16,955 --> 00:04:20,319 Filthy but obscure with a subtle scatological undertone. 30 00:04:20,444 --> 00:04:21,879 Sure, no problem. 31 00:04:22,004 --> 00:04:24,148 - $25, please. - Pay the man, boy. 32 00:04:25,686 --> 00:04:27,081 Now, listen, son, 33 00:04:27,206 --> 00:04:29,665 I know we saw some awesome beat-downs tonight, 34 00:04:29,790 --> 00:04:32,534 but remember: don't try this at home. 35 00:04:32,659 --> 00:04:34,368 Do it at the schoolyard. 36 00:04:34,493 --> 00:04:38,259 Someplace where, if you get hurt, we can sue not just them 37 00:04:38,384 --> 00:04:42,114 but the school, the county, the state, and that jackass Joe Biden. 38 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:46,911 Python neck clinch and... out. 39 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:50,778 Maybe I was promoted to green belt too early. 40 00:04:50,903 --> 00:04:52,081 Next victim. 41 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:59,298 Here we go. 42 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:04,364 Where's your brother? 43 00:05:04,489 --> 00:05:07,264 I don't know, chasing ducks, buried alive? 44 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:10,017 He'll be missed. Let's move: I got to collect pine cones. 45 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:12,176 Die, die, die! 46 00:05:12,301 --> 00:05:14,980 Just follow the dies, Mom. 47 00:05:19,478 --> 00:05:22,655 Why me? Why me? 48 00:05:24,374 --> 00:05:26,799 I'm glad your father isn't here to see this. 49 00:05:26,924 --> 00:05:28,915 Kill, kill, kill, kill! 50 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,501 Bart, let him go. 51 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,671 But Mom, I'm winning. Look at this, his lunch money. 52 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,507 God didn't give you legs so you could use them as scissors. 53 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:44,551 I was just doing the moves I learned from Ultimate Punching. 54 00:05:45,340 --> 00:05:47,165 Ultimate Punching?! 55 00:05:47,290 --> 00:05:50,533 - "Ultimate" makes everything worse. - Not Frisbee. 56 00:05:50,658 --> 00:05:53,936 - Otto, don't you have a sack to hacky? - Indeed I do. 57 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:55,104 One... 58 00:05:55,229 --> 00:05:56,354 I messed up. 59 00:05:56,479 --> 00:05:58,656 One... I messed up. 60 00:05:58,781 --> 00:05:59,801 One... 61 00:05:59,926 --> 00:06:01,151 I messed up! 62 00:06:02,199 --> 00:06:05,114 I'm going to put a stop to this Ultimate Punching. 63 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:08,401 You can't stop an entire sport. You'd need several other mothers, 64 00:06:08,526 --> 00:06:10,921 some sympathetic school officials and clergymen... 65 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:14,248 - A place to meet, some snacks... - What else? 66 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:18,007 A phone tree is invaluable. How you fixed for staplers? 67 00:06:18,132 --> 00:06:20,850 Those fliers don't stick to phone poles by themselves. 68 00:06:20,975 --> 00:06:23,923 Nelson, you really have a knack for this. 69 00:06:24,914 --> 00:06:27,775 When I grow up, I hope to go into event planning. 70 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:30,263 Maybe someday you can do Lisa's wedding. 71 00:06:30,976 --> 00:06:32,240 I'd like that. 72 00:06:40,023 --> 00:06:41,465 - My God. - So violent. 73 00:06:41,590 --> 00:06:43,402 - Bumped his nose! - He hit him. 74 00:06:46,342 --> 00:06:48,339 This goes on for a while. 75 00:06:49,020 --> 00:06:50,484 Call me a killjoy, 76 00:06:50,609 --> 00:06:53,376 but I think that because this is not to my taste, 77 00:06:53,501 --> 00:06:55,456 no one else should be able to enjoy it. 78 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:56,951 I'm all over that. 79 00:06:58,001 --> 00:06:59,196 Don't do this. 80 00:06:59,321 --> 00:07:02,154 This sport is as fun for me as having kids is for you. 81 00:07:03,150 --> 00:07:04,210 Tell her, dad. 82 00:07:04,335 --> 00:07:06,475 You love Ultimate Punching even more than I do. 83 00:07:06,671 --> 00:07:08,931 Ultimate Punching is exploitative, violent, 84 00:07:09,056 --> 00:07:11,052 and a bad influence on our young people. 85 00:07:11,177 --> 00:07:13,001 Studies have shown your mother is right. 86 00:07:13,126 --> 00:07:14,016 What the...? 87 00:07:15,151 --> 00:07:17,432 Chocolate, whipped cream, cherries! 88 00:07:17,557 --> 00:07:20,522 she got to you with a piece of Black Forest cake. 89 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,292 It wasn't just a piece, 90 00:07:22,417 --> 00:07:24,549 it was the whole cake! 91 00:07:24,674 --> 00:07:27,237 Frosting like snow 92 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:31,405 on the eaves of a Bavarian castle! 93 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:36,329 - Glad you didn't come cheap. - I couldn't help it! 94 00:07:36,454 --> 00:07:38,739 She knew my one weakness: 95 00:07:38,864 --> 00:07:40,918 that I'm weak! 96 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:44,588 One, two, we say boo! 97 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:46,832 Three, four, stop the gore! 98 00:07:46,957 --> 00:07:48,551 Five, six, who's got tix? 99 00:07:48,791 --> 00:07:50,549 Seven, eight, use that gate. 100 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:55,048 We need to take this into the belly of the beast. 101 00:07:55,173 --> 00:07:57,059 Mr. Scalper, give me a ticket. 102 00:07:57,466 --> 00:07:58,706 I am not a scalper. 103 00:07:58,831 --> 00:08:01,230 I am a dude whose 200 friends did not show up. 104 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:07,061 - What do we do now? - Let's talk about Marge behind her back. 105 00:08:07,186 --> 00:08:10,086 Have you ever noticed how that baby of hers never says a thing? 106 00:08:10,211 --> 00:08:12,378 - I think it saw something awful. - Me, too. 107 00:08:12,503 --> 00:08:15,452 - That's exactly what it is. - What else could it be? 108 00:08:26,449 --> 00:08:28,632 That woman has natural breasts. 109 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,134 This can't be good. 110 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:37,307 I'm Marge Simpson, and I will not rest 111 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:40,400 until you tear down this septagon. 112 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:45,307 Crazy dame. Nobody tears down the septagon. 113 00:08:45,432 --> 00:08:47,734 Except for the arena crew because Hufflesnuffs on Ice 114 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:49,355 needs the space tomorrow. 115 00:08:50,777 --> 00:08:53,073 Wait a minute, I have a better idea. 116 00:08:54,863 --> 00:08:56,618 Marge, I'm Chett Englebrecht, 117 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:59,313 UPKCC founder, commissioner, 118 00:08:59,438 --> 00:09:01,608 and public face of the sport. 119 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,545 Pleased to meet you. 120 00:09:08,344 --> 00:09:09,517 Guys, please. 121 00:09:09,642 --> 00:09:11,842 When you yell like that, no one can hear me. 122 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:16,638 Chett, I'm here to ask you one simple thing: 123 00:09:16,897 --> 00:09:18,379 please go out of business 124 00:09:18,504 --> 00:09:20,976 and donate all your profits to charity. 125 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:26,648 At least in other sports, they're trying to put a ball in a net or a zone, 126 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:29,443 but in this sport they don't put anything in anything, 127 00:09:29,568 --> 00:09:31,528 and if they did, I wouldn't want to see it. 128 00:09:32,610 --> 00:09:33,780 Okay, you win. 129 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:37,237 Annoying lady, you make a great point. 130 00:09:37,362 --> 00:09:39,995 I am going to shut down this sport. 131 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:42,274 - Really? - If you meet me 132 00:09:42,399 --> 00:09:45,167 in the septagon, fight me, and beat me. 133 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:47,457 What?! That's crazy. 134 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:49,044 What's wrong, Marge? 135 00:09:49,169 --> 00:09:51,507 Do you have to ask your husband? 136 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,699 - Good one! - Zing! 137 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:59,567 That flattens my soda pop. You're on. 138 00:10:01,994 --> 00:10:04,186 - What'd I miss? - Nothin'. 139 00:10:06,471 --> 00:10:08,699 Mom, you can't fight that guy. 140 00:10:08,824 --> 00:10:12,343 Yeah, Marge, he'll knock your block off your beautiful block 141 00:10:12,468 --> 00:10:13,695 Thank you, Homie. 142 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:16,924 Listen, of all the crazy things I've ever done, 143 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:19,493 This is the craziest, and you're doing it. 144 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:21,142 I can't back out. 145 00:10:21,267 --> 00:10:23,875 This is for a cause that's bigger than I am. 146 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,824 If Gandhi could go without eating 147 00:10:25,949 --> 00:10:28,961 for a whole three-hour movie, I can do this. 148 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,373 Besides, I'm a woman. 149 00:10:30,498 --> 00:10:32,068 He'll probably go easy on me. 150 00:10:32,193 --> 00:10:33,610 Or kick the crap out of you. 151 00:10:33,735 --> 00:10:35,493 Watch your language, moron. 152 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:51,769 If I'm going to open a can of whup-tushy, 153 00:10:51,894 --> 00:10:55,582 I'd better get in shape with some rhythmic gymnastics. 154 00:11:05,594 --> 00:11:08,352 Someone's got to stop her from going through with this fight. 155 00:11:08,477 --> 00:11:11,139 This goes against every feminist bone in my body, 156 00:11:11,264 --> 00:11:13,505 but Dad, can't you control your woman? 157 00:11:13,724 --> 00:11:16,679 How can I control her? I have nothing to withhold! 158 00:11:16,804 --> 00:11:19,970 Oh, man, now she's writing cutesy things with the ribbon. 159 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:21,188 PEACE 160 00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:23,928 UNDERSTANDING 161 00:11:28,961 --> 00:11:30,359 Homer, this is bad. 162 00:11:30,484 --> 00:11:33,483 One unlucky punch and Marge could be bedridden for life. 163 00:11:33,608 --> 00:11:36,525 Unable to move anything but her left toe. 164 00:11:36,650 --> 00:11:37,545 Yeah. 165 00:11:38,723 --> 00:11:39,538 FEED ME 166 00:11:39,663 --> 00:11:43,598 Oh, Marge, if only I knew what these paintings meant. 167 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:49,237 I know the woman I loved is still in there somewhere, 168 00:11:49,362 --> 00:11:51,351 behind all this nonsense. 169 00:11:52,218 --> 00:11:54,338 We've gotta get Marge some professional training. 170 00:11:54,575 --> 00:11:57,531 Carl, do you know heavyweight champ Drederick Tatum? 171 00:11:57,656 --> 00:12:00,302 You think just 'cause I'm black I know all other black people? 172 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:01,637 Well, I, uh, uh... 173 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:04,006 Actually, Drederick and I are very good friends. 174 00:12:04,131 --> 00:12:07,476 We met through Dr. Hibbert at a party at Bleeding Gums Murphy's house. 175 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:10,145 Well, Marge, you have definitely come to the right crib. 176 00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:14,733 I'm always happy to impart my pugilistic prowess to a punching parvenu. 177 00:12:14,977 --> 00:12:17,721 Now, the first lesson will be to work the tattoos. 178 00:12:19,087 --> 00:12:20,560 Flaming skull. Obama. 179 00:12:20,685 --> 00:12:22,658 Scooby-Doo. Scooby-Doo. Scooby-Doo. 180 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:24,291 Work "The Lord's Prayer." 181 00:12:24,416 --> 00:12:27,340 I'm gonna order some lion food. Hello? Yeah, how you doin'? 182 00:12:27,465 --> 00:12:31,962 I'd like to order 2 gazelles, an impala, and throw in a couple of wildebeests. 183 00:12:32,087 --> 00:12:34,557 Oh, and a two-liter bottle of diet cherry cola. 184 00:12:34,682 --> 00:12:37,560 You just have one-liter bottles? Okay, cancel the whole order. 185 00:12:39,006 --> 00:12:42,451 The second element of mixed martial arts is jujitsu, 186 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,992 in which we use an opponent's strength against himself. 187 00:12:46,117 --> 00:12:49,137 But I sneak some of my strength in there, too. 188 00:12:49,823 --> 00:12:52,521 Now, attack me with great anger! 189 00:12:54,112 --> 00:12:55,258 Surprising move! 190 00:12:56,995 --> 00:12:58,402 Next: Homer, hajime! 191 00:13:02,097 --> 00:13:04,011 Now, we stick foot in mouth, 192 00:13:04,136 --> 00:13:05,871 tie arms like pretzel, 193 00:13:05,996 --> 00:13:08,829 and pop discs in spine like bubble wrap. 194 00:13:12,603 --> 00:13:15,153 - Is he okay? - Oh, he feels no pain. 195 00:13:16,579 --> 00:13:18,949 Sorry, my English is not so good. 196 00:13:19,074 --> 00:13:21,689 I mean, he feels only pain. 197 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,319 Back when I wrestled at Yale, 198 00:13:25,444 --> 00:13:28,366 I was in the lightest weight category: "ether weight." 199 00:13:28,491 --> 00:13:31,543 Now, get ready to face the wrath of the "New Haven Nuisance!" 200 00:13:43,199 --> 00:13:45,223 Side-mount! Takedown! Advantage! 201 00:13:45,348 --> 00:13:46,653 Reversal! Reversal! 202 00:13:46,778 --> 00:13:48,376 Clinch! Clinch, I say! 203 00:13:49,186 --> 00:13:51,788 Listen, I'm late for a PTA meeting. 204 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,963 In order to save money, 205 00:13:54,088 --> 00:13:56,488 the following presidents will no longer be taught: 206 00:13:56,613 --> 00:13:59,928 Buchanan, Fillmore, Pierce, Bush, Bush... 207 00:14:00,127 --> 00:14:01,590 could you please stop that? 208 00:14:01,888 --> 00:14:02,932 Saratoga slam! 209 00:14:03,057 --> 00:14:04,273 Aristotle's dilemma! 210 00:14:04,398 --> 00:14:06,845 Knickerbocker knucklebreaker! And so on. 211 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:10,406 Marge, I bet we got ten minutes 212 00:14:10,531 --> 00:14:12,671 till the kids wake up. 213 00:14:14,425 --> 00:14:15,956 Marge! Marge! 214 00:14:16,186 --> 00:14:17,071 Marge! 215 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,609 Tomorrow night your bedroom will be the septagon. 216 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,177 Your sleeping pill will be my punches. 217 00:14:23,302 --> 00:14:25,295 By the way, what's that book you're reading? 218 00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:26,656 Eat, Pray, Love. 219 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,963 More like "Beat, Slay, Shove!" 220 00:14:29,088 --> 00:14:31,518 The fireworks begin tomorrow! 221 00:14:33,736 --> 00:14:35,040 I said tomorrow! 222 00:14:35,286 --> 00:14:37,375 No can do. We're out of fireworks. 223 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,104 Why'd you shoot 'em off now? 224 00:14:39,229 --> 00:14:41,193 I have trouble concentrating. 225 00:14:41,318 --> 00:14:43,270 I should be on antidepressants. 226 00:14:43,395 --> 00:14:44,547 Ugh. Where was I? 227 00:14:44,672 --> 00:14:45,995 "Beat, Slay, Shove." 228 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,002 Right... "Beat, Slay, Shove!" 229 00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:50,613 The fireworks start tomorrow! 230 00:14:52,299 --> 00:14:54,882 I found some more, but that was it! 231 00:14:58,408 --> 00:15:01,604 A lot of people think bullies are born awesome, 232 00:15:01,729 --> 00:15:04,193 but the fact is, we have to train. 233 00:15:04,318 --> 00:15:07,710 You don't get garlic knots like these unless you work the bag. 234 00:15:13,638 --> 00:15:15,401 Is there someone in there? 235 00:15:15,526 --> 00:15:16,863 It's my own fault. 236 00:15:16,988 --> 00:15:19,495 I looked them in the eye when I gave them my lunch money. 237 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:21,617 Someone should tell your principal! 238 00:15:21,742 --> 00:15:23,380 I'm well aware of the situation. 239 00:15:32,372 --> 00:15:34,401 Mom, I came here to tell you 240 00:15:34,526 --> 00:15:36,438 it's not too late to back out. 241 00:15:36,563 --> 00:15:37,982 I can't back out, 242 00:15:38,107 --> 00:15:39,891 because if I fight him tomorrow, 243 00:15:40,016 --> 00:15:43,340 it'll be a less violent world for you kids in the future. 244 00:15:43,465 --> 00:15:45,235 There must be a better way. 245 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:46,725 There certainly is! 246 00:15:48,271 --> 00:15:50,665 Marge Simpson reporting for duty! 247 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,749 Dad, I keep telling you, that won't work. 248 00:15:54,874 --> 00:15:55,942 Let's go, Marge. 249 00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:57,998 My class reunion starts in an hour. 250 00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:00,364 Uh, Moe, I have a confession to make. 251 00:16:00,489 --> 00:16:02,085 I'm just Homer dressed as Marge. 252 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:04,780 Yeah, but last year I took Barney dressed as Marge. 253 00:16:04,905 --> 00:16:06,922 Think how much better they'll think you look. 254 00:16:07,494 --> 00:16:10,584 Well, you'd better not leave me and talk to your old friends all night. 255 00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:13,105 Keep talkin' like that and I'll leave you here right now! 256 00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:17,642 Krusty, I'm honored you invited me tonight. 257 00:16:17,854 --> 00:16:19,927 Yeah, I thought a noisy public place 258 00:16:20,052 --> 00:16:22,856 would be the best spot to tell you that I've been dating your wife. 259 00:16:23,307 --> 00:16:24,070 What?! 260 00:16:24,195 --> 00:16:26,134 Also, could you tell her I'm dumping her? 261 00:16:26,259 --> 00:16:28,632 After 11 years, the thrill is gone. 262 00:16:31,177 --> 00:16:33,176 I tried my best to talk you out of this. 263 00:16:33,301 --> 00:16:35,925 But since you're going through with it, I beg you, 264 00:16:36,050 --> 00:16:39,655 just stay out of his way and don't get hurt. 265 00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:41,671 And, Mom, if you punch him in the junk, 266 00:16:41,796 --> 00:16:43,380 you'll get no disrespect from me. 267 00:16:43,505 --> 00:16:45,695 Hey, Bart, did you know that's a haiku? 268 00:16:52,530 --> 00:16:55,004 Time to square off in the ring... 269 00:16:55,129 --> 00:16:57,180 that is, The Septagon! 270 00:16:57,305 --> 00:16:59,267 In this corner, weighing in at... 271 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,976 Nobody needs to know that! Skip ahead! 272 00:17:02,101 --> 00:17:04,482 Stands the "Mom I'd Like To Fight"... 273 00:17:04,642 --> 00:17:06,652 Marge Simpson! 274 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:13,407 And four obtuse angles over, weighing in at 115 pounds, 275 00:17:13,759 --> 00:17:16,192 Chett Englebrecht! 276 00:17:22,366 --> 00:17:23,384 And, now... 277 00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:24,710 let's begin... 278 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,045 to rumba! 279 00:17:27,274 --> 00:17:28,964 We've been ready for hours! 280 00:17:29,206 --> 00:17:30,728 I had car... 281 00:17:31,062 --> 00:17:32,965 trouble! 282 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,640 Don't worry, Marge. Don't want to hurt you. 283 00:17:38,876 --> 00:17:40,460 I knew it! 284 00:17:42,963 --> 00:17:45,993 That's the first time I ever hit a woman I didn't love. 285 00:17:47,313 --> 00:17:48,152 Nine... 286 00:17:49,466 --> 00:17:51,275 Come on! Get back on your feet! 287 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,886 - I believe in you! - I'm doin' it, Moe! 288 00:17:54,011 --> 00:17:55,733 - Not you. - Oh, thank God. 289 00:17:55,858 --> 00:17:57,033 The pressure's off. 290 00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,411 I'll save you, Marge! 291 00:18:04,141 --> 00:18:05,432 Hit my Mom, will ya? 292 00:18:05,557 --> 00:18:07,687 I'm gonna knock you out and moon your corpse. 293 00:18:07,812 --> 00:18:11,015 Heck, I'll fight anyone. Except a man my own size. 294 00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:24,313 That's... my... son. 295 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,148 Tap out! 296 00:18:39,273 --> 00:18:40,994 Don't make me break your arm! 297 00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:44,080 Lady, why don't you break out the lipstick and kiss my ass? 298 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:47,000 There sure is a lot o' talkin' for a professional fight. 299 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:49,098 That's what you get when you fight a woman. 300 00:18:50,331 --> 00:18:53,652 And they spend all day eating bonbons and watching General Hospital. 301 00:18:53,777 --> 00:18:55,853 Which, by the way, has never been better. 302 00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,430 Okay, I give! I give! I give! You're better than me! 303 00:19:00,693 --> 00:19:02,432 Really? Ooh, thank you. 304 00:19:02,635 --> 00:19:03,810 Now, let me go... 305 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:05,685 turn your back and take a bow. 306 00:19:05,898 --> 00:19:06,983 Okeydoke. 307 00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,108 Thank you! 308 00:19:28,470 --> 00:19:30,627 I'd just like to say one thing. 309 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,647 I only agreed to this fight 310 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,148 because I wanted to stop the violence. 311 00:19:35,273 --> 00:19:37,124 And sure I got into great shape 312 00:19:37,249 --> 00:19:38,701 and met some fun people, 313 00:19:38,826 --> 00:19:42,660 but I ended up discovering my own dark side. 314 00:19:42,994 --> 00:19:44,172 So from now on, 315 00:19:44,297 --> 00:19:48,118 the only thing I'm fighting is this cold I'm coming down with. 316 00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:52,979 Mom, that's a beautiful thought. 317 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:56,319 Yeah, well, I wish somebody would've stuck around to hear it. 318 00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:57,852 Where did they all go? 319 00:19:57,977 --> 00:19:59,853 Two drunk guys were fighting outside 320 00:19:59,978 --> 00:20:01,699 and everyone went to watch. 321 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,099 Can I go, Marge? Can I? Can I? 322 00:20:04,224 --> 00:20:05,870 No. Let's go home. 323 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,037 We can enjoy some mixed "marital" arts. 324 00:20:09,162 --> 00:20:11,792 Oh, no holds barred. 325 00:20:13,819 --> 00:20:15,142 - Hey, Lise... - Yeah? 326 00:20:15,267 --> 00:20:17,729 I don't know when we'll be in a septagon again. 327 00:20:17,854 --> 00:20:19,356 Want to settle this bad blood 328 00:20:19,481 --> 00:20:21,764 that's been going on between us since you were born? 329 00:20:23,094 --> 00:20:24,246 You're on. 330 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,223 Transcript : Raceman 331 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,933 Synchro : Robot & Job22